>>158235214oh is this the gay heem thread?
>>158235246>he doesnt know
>You Me?
4 trulys deep time to watch some heems with the mothafuckin boyzzzzzzzz
Guys, I'm fighting right now and messaging you on heem.com at the same time. Isn't it impressive?
it’s leaf tradition that they all lose at home
i like youjitsu but he's a big control time merchant
buckely got unc'd by usmenglike a broke ass reddit bitch bitch bitch
FRANCE IS HEEMED !!!!
My money's on you getting heemed
>(You)
>Undefeated Canadian getting worked by some Korean Jobber they found flipping burgersYou love to see it
>>158235259https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAVnOz7i-JA
*enters the thread in fabulous fashion*
I’m streaming the fights for heem if anyone’s too broke to watch.Streem.gg/freestreamThis Canadian fucking sucks
Joaquin Buckley vs. Mike MalottErin Blanchfield vs. Jasmine JasudaviciusKyle Nelson vs. Cristian PerezMarc-Andre Barriault vs. Kyle DaukausLouis Jourdain vs. Timmy CuambaMandel Nallo vs. Nate Landwehr
>>158235321chris tucker the evil little nonce. jackie chan needs to disown him.
>Throw a flying kneeHOLY SHIT FIRE THOSE RETARDED COACHES LMAOOO
>>158235437Joaquin BuckleyErin BlanchfieldCristian PerezKyle DaukausTimmy CuambaNate Landwehr
>>158235437Joaquin BuckleyErin BlanchfieldCristian PerezKyle DaukausLouis JourdainMandel Nallo
>>158235432We obey the laws here.
>>158235454>just do random shit broit was over before it begun
You did it!
canada is getting raped tonightbut it's okay, it's not gay, according to the goat
Tapology has gone extremely jewish recently
Honestly the commentary burns themselves out trying to pretend the prelim fighters are good. They should just play it casual until the main card. It burns out the viewers ears too
tappy
>>158235432I'm watching it on the Roku I borrowed from my gf but thank you for your service+1000 izzat
mmm ugly white hags
>>158235540You can watch it on Roku?
>>158235555imagine how gigachad your children would come out
>>158235573She is a typical dumb blonde consumer and has every streaming service imaginable logged in
stricktard flew to canada for some wmmaslop?
>>158235640He only did it so he could buy more maple syrup without paying the tariffs
>ref's name is anti socialwhat are we fucking doing herefire the writers for this shit
i smell a classic chelsea chandler sprinting away moment incoming
>>158235520Use sherdog or wikipedia Tapology is gay, they mess with official fighter records and list unnecessary info
Why are you here? watching this slop?
wmma
>>158235715I have literally nothing better to do.
kwabkwabkwab
>>158235715I love watching the UFC
sheeem snappy
SHEEEEM
not looking good for the leafs so far
SHEEM DED
Ouchie
How do you not know when to tap
>>158235791Fighting spirit.
>>158235791Heart of a Warrior, body of a Canadian
im seeing not a leaf win...only way this card would be interesting
>>158235813
Canadian mma is so shit now. Participation is low and the few fighters we have took it up as a hobby in their 20's.
strickland BTFO
we prayed for times like these
>>158235844you guys just dont have that dawg in you
Canadian fighters? Yeah they're no Swedes that's for sure.
>>158235952Many are saying this.
>Floridian Jew vs CanadianNever before have I wished both parties to die
>>158235933Not to dedicate your life and body to being an MMA fighter so you can maybe one day get in the UFC and make 30K.
Is this guy 20 or 45?
>>158235844I went to an MMA gym in Toronto recently and it was all indians and pakis so that's the actual reason
>>158235992it's not you guys can hang in boxing
JEWS ROCK!
>>158235992Canadians are too busy working their hands to the bone to import millions of Chinese and Indians to replace them.
>>158236003Just like how a bunch are bars are shutting down because Indians started going, so all the white people stopped.
>>158236031yeah white flight is real the only reason I'm here is to leach off the government and sell drugs
>>158236014Even kikes fall for goy doodles
Just did some sun meditation what'd I miss
>>158236013We have a quite few ranked boxers actually.
indians mentioned
>39
>>158236054
>>158236017The US has more Indians + blacks and Latinos are about half your population.
>performative christianity
>>158236066Guy looks like hes 17
>>158236085That's all of it.
>>158236083
finna leave my girlfriend
>>158236121Do it, treat her like a cumrag for 3 weeks before you leave her
>every leaf just accepts bottom positionlooking grim
its real
>>158236121based emcel creator
who the fuck watches these boomer fantasy shows
>>158236205Well, boomers...
I wont let them forget
future prelim GOATS
>>158235214Put ufc in the title you stupid fucking leaf
>>158236216Current Tone would beat Nate no cap
>>158236245Dont ever talk to anon like that you dolt
I'm racist.
>Jew works a 39 year old Canadian for his lunch money
>>158236257what a matchup
6am bum fight yeah that seems just about right something I'd see coming back from a night on the city in the uber home
>>158235214>Buckley and Mallott headlining any fight card in 2026Is the UFC falling off
oh shit tappy
>canadians 0-3 already
Truly elite stuff.
OOOOOOOOO CAAAAANAAAAADAAAAAAAAAA
is he really trying to shit talk after that boring ass fight? lolrofl even
>>158236365
>>158236365Stick too hocky fights champ.
will edmonton ever recover
was he talking about indians?
>>158236216faggots called me a retard for saying nate would be a bad matchup for tony
>>158236258Retard
Wait how do I know who's gonna lose if neither are Canadian?
Mike Malott fights for Indians rights
>>158236365If you defeat your enemy, they win.By this logic, Canada is 3-0.
> chookagian, one of the most boring fighters of all time, has returned with a new name thinking nobody would notice.post your wmma face...
What does it feel like to heem?
>>158236453
>>158236481like a bag of sand
>ufc is isnt stalling for time and getting straight to the pointwtf is going on
fuck women
Stiller is trailer park girl next door cute
this may be a one thread card
>>158236453>>158236481Copper nickles
I'm here for the big booty bucks beggin' for breakin'.
In australia for womens football they have shortened quarters, just saying....
at least you can't lose this one eh leafs
>>158236529God save the Queen!
is gsp fighting tonight?
KWAB
sheem sloppy stoppy
BOOMER'D
sheem but in lowercase because nothing impressive happened
how can a card with 4 finishes in a row be so shit
Total leaf annihilation
pathetic
she fucking beat that little girl like she was operating a lemonade stand without a permit
>>158236536At least a monarch cares about the country he leaves to his heirs behind a politician only cares about the chinese banking board membership he's getting.
>>158236578b modern european monarchs actively work against their people it's not the past where that was your means to an end now the people only exist to overthrow you
>>158236544yes, in his bed with another man
>>158236578>>158236598MMA?
>Canadian fighters
Firas that scammer is still around?
>>158236606Memetic Monarch Allegories
holy fuck zahabi got old fast
And let the leafening... Begin.
>that's enough, send out our good leaf
>javad mahjoubFinally a REAL Canadian on the card.
Joel FAGLIER. Probably browses our canadian hobby board.
Lol his name is fag
based Faglier
Was Joel Faglier?
>fag liarthat's what you lot are
Dis doo faglier than the rest
fat fuck has stretch marks on his bellydisgusting
What are you guys snackin on?
Wassup!
>>158236710pumpkin seeds, pistachios, parmesan cheese
all this talk about food has got be farting up a storm in anticipation of the slop I'm going to shovel down my greasy maw
woaha heavyweight that actually looks like an athlete
grow up
finally a real canadian representing
fag looks like shane gillis
>doesnt instantly nuke this bag of mashed potatoesthis guy sucks
>>158236750he's getting hit too much already
>>158236710Chicken burger
>>158236749 you shitting nigga
MAHJOUB JUST CLOSED THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ FAGLIER HAS ABSOLUTELY NO ANSWER POOL IS CLOSED
Joe would be gushing over Mahjoub's thighs if he was here
>>158235214Next time make it gaymethread formerly gamethread or something. cntr+F and couldnt find the thread for 10 pages please and thank you. You really fucked up heems
love dudes like this that get knocked down constantly but can't be finished
fucking fat middleweights
>he had hair
>Please, please let me corner you Volk. You'll win if you do.
faglier by knock out 2nd round CAP THIS POST
Fat Muslim "Canadian" loses via heart disease
UH OH GASSY ROID MONKEY
THEY'RE BOTH GASSED?
how are you this fucking gassed from such a low output round
>>158236889Too much poutine
>body shotskINO
Holy fucking shit what a shitter
LOL
hahahahahahhah CALLED IT
>TKO (gassed)
HEEEEM STOPPYMUSLIM RAT BTFO
Nah fuck that
HOLY KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
Send this Canadian back to meet Muhammad
>>158236850NOT SO FAST M8
He did the Houstan Alexander at the end of round 1
Fagler is in the title mix
ahahahahahaahhahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
what a fucking bitchdraw and quarter firas zahabi
lmao
Kek what a gassed bitch
KWABcucknadians are a fucking disgrace
I just boy'd fag for opening the straight of hormuz
>>158236870Who's this sexy lady?
THE STATE OF LEAFS, FUCKING LMAO
strongest iranian
UFC HW's are built the same
gas is $4 per gallon brazza. tko via geopoliical tensions.
He should have ground and pounded his body.That would have been so kino and brutal
That's humiliating. How do you come back from that?
Canada is such a weak country they even make roided Muslims fat bitches.
Leaves are 0-4 . . .
>canadians
OOOOOOOOOOOOH CANADAAAA
back to Iran for you bud
GAS LEAK!
I might be faglier but you are fagliest
>>158236937tko? i'm still claiming it saw cowardice in that canadians eyes
My fuckig sides
This isn't the card Canada needs right now, but it's the card Canada deserves.
>roided iranian bum cant heem a fat burgerkek
Cut both these Fagliers
couldn't even stand up for the decision cut this gassy shitter immediately
RAKE DAY
>>158237010>>158236663TopKek
>>158235214where is the free streaming link sars
>>158237019Canada needs to be annexed by USA if they want a good fighter again
You heard about this kid Faglier?
>CanadianThat was an Iranian
Felder wearing his watch like a retard
dude is onthe stool for the official result. lmfao. never seen that from fatigue.
>>158237058Only if we nuke it first.
FAT KINGS WHERE WE AT? STAND UP
RAKE DAY!!!!!!!!
>>158237058its already ours, fuck em
>>158237073I've never seen that shit before. I think he needs to be cut.
Does this mean Nate the train will heem mandel the jeet nallo?
iranians and losing to americans in combat sportsname a better duo
Talmbout Faye Gayler?
>Canadian>MMA hobbyHere we go again
>>158237056Posted in the previous thread friendo
faglier reminds me of a young fedor
WE'RE HEREhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JA346jO3nVAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JA346jO3nVA
Last time I seen a nigga can't breath this hard, Minneapolis burned down
>USA replaces its whites with Mexicans, guaranteeing good fighters>Canada replaces its whites with Indians>
>buckley is the only black on the card
What kinda skin care routine do you guys have? Tryna up my skincare game?
>>158236841Wtf is this. Olympian mystic completely smashed. Expected him to wuickly clinche up , throw and graoynd and pound.Fucking it was a sloppy 10-8 and somehow in that slow fight he gasses. He barely look hurt too.Hw sucksDo they even train
GSP questioning if sex with men was actually gay caused this
>>158237142
>>158237155mexicans have been here since the start b, burgers and beaners cant exist without each other
>>158237166Pizza faced ass nigga
>>158237166I splash cool water on my face and dab it dry with a cotton towel.
>>158237182Not my fault you're circumcised.
>>158237148Ayyylmao
>>158237166Tretinoin cream every other dayLa roche posay double repair moisturizerla roche citaplast balmJapanese sunscreen (Rohto Aqua Milk)
>>158237172Heavyweight wrestling/grappling, as well as Greco-Roman of any weight class, is mostly about pushing and shoving. It doesn't translate
>>158237182say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens
Won $200 on a scratcher yesterday I won't forget you at the top heem
>>158237166Most important tips are use an exfoliating scrub. Clean pillow cases or use a clean towel on pillow. Touch up pimples with pure rubbing alcohol. Don't touch your face. Have a healthy diet and drink water. If you still have an issue with acne after this then youre a lost cause.
Could go a za right now desu. Starting to fade fella's dunno if I'm gunna make it.
>>158237192>>158237201>>158237233GOTTEM
>>158237225>Spend $1000 on scratchers>Win $200
another card full of literal who characters being called "prospects"...gtfo ufc
heem tappyOOOOOOOOOOOH CAANAADAAAA
Bellator tier matchmaking. Great work, Hunter/Sean.
Here we go again. Why put a bunch of bad Canadian fighters on the card to lose?
>0-5
Heem tappy
Lol another American W over future 52nd state.
holy fuck ahahahahahahahaahahahahaha
HAHAHAHA LMAO THIS CANT BE REAL
Someone needs to do a wellness check on Canada
>>158237272humiliation ritual
>>158237272>Here we go again. Why put a bunch of bad Canadian fighters on the card to lose?These are their best fighters
I swear, canadians always get ran through on their own cards. lmao
Some Canadian made a deal with the Devil: They get GSP and then no other good fighter
OHHHH KWABNADAOUR HOME AND GAYTIVE LAND
>>158237272Because you will pay to watch your country fall apart
>>158237272What are some GOOD canadian fighters?
>>158237262Wiping my tears with these blue face hundos lil bro
Nick Galanti looks persian?
I feel like this is a common story.Foreign cards; home fighters getting absolutely wrecked.Then usually the main event home fighter will win.The only exception is the Muslim cards where they feed the Muslims bums.Seems like I’ve seen so many Australian, Chinese, and Canadian humiliation rituals.Uk and France tends to do better.
>>158237262Still smarter than betting on MMA/boxing
>>158237310Firas kwabhabi
>>158237332this guy gets it, you got your powerball ticket?
>>158237330>Australian, Chinese, and CanadianThose are all the same country
>>158235437Joaquin BuckleyErin BlanchfieldCristian PerezKyle DaukausTimmy CuambaMandel Nallo
Do you think a Canadian Punjabi could be a good MMA fighter? There's a talented Nepali dude in the Road to UFC Final that had a huge upset win over an Aussie prodigy
>>158237360lmaooooooo
They did the same thing at the last Chinese UFC. They filled the card with a bunch of trash Chinese fighters to get destroyed in their home country. I get the UFC doesn't want to be like boxing and give the hometown fighter an easy fight but going the complete opposite direction is dumb.
>>158237360and india
>>158236960someone posted her gagging on a black peen
GSP is crying into some black pussy right now.
>>158237368Those road to UFC guys always underdeliver. The DWCS guys always eat their lunch
is blanchfield the one with the pic where she looks creepy and hot at same time
>>158237398GSP is in Texas giving lectures on Aliens right now
>>158237326just has a tan. He's Italian-American
>>158237368no indians only win like chinese through zerg rush 1v1 they are no good
Total Cancuck death
>>158237376Aww whittle Canadian upset.
>>158237368jeets are tremendously unathletic, even the sikhs who can on occasion get pretty huge in terms of muscle just dont have itdhant is decent as a regional fighter but he's going to get fucking eaten alive as soon as he fights actual UFC level guys
>>158237420bit swarthy, bit moorish
>>158237402Takaya Suzuki will become champ thoughbeit
*enters thread and heems your sides*
>>158237404She's the one that looks like the girl that gave you your first handjob.
>50 cent over ACDC guitar riffsewww
A jeet upset team USA's golden boy in the U23 world wrestling championships today
>>158237450no but close lmao
>>158237450So she looks like your mom
>>158237460imagine watching that shit
hold up why am I supposed to believe this leaf faggot is better than colby (who buckley dominated)?
MANY MEEENGdododododododoMANY MENG YEAHdododododododo
>>158237434Dhant is insanely athletic and has power though. Nepalis are probably just built different tho
>>158237467Wrestling - yes, even freestyle wrestling - is 100x more entertaining than this semen slurping sport, which I mostly watch as background noise
>>158237465bet the old girl broke your heart, too
>>158237446LOOOOL*sides freaking explode*
UTTER atomization of the Cancuck
>>158237483buckley is gunna side kick this guy in the head
>>158237488just say you're gay bro
>buckley doing the cia stancesomeone clip that
>>158236626After gsp he cant train anyone competent.How the fuck did canada come up in mma with the US and dominate Australia in the smashes tuf to this?We have like no contenders in the top 10 once zahabi and malott flop.Fucking Australia has a guy in the top 15 in every division.Even new zealand has more in the top 15 then us.We lose hockey and thats it we got nothing>>158236946Sad part is hes the best we got
>>158237166>Skin Care Expert here:Here is stuff that works on male skin types.>Glycolic Acid; This works fantastic on all skin types but use carefully and follow instructions on bottle. Do not use if you have active acne. Its pricey but it will last you several months and it worth it. Make sure to wear hats for a few days to protect skin after you use it.>Red Light therapy, Buy a small panel and use daily for 7 to 10 minutes.If you do these two things you will have god tier skin and yes bitches will notice. Women love men that take care of themselves and will flirt with you more.
Friendly reminder that Megan Olivi is a cokehead
>>158237538See >>158237203
just threw up in my mouth
>>158237538grapplers cant fight
>>158237536>Canada's best shot is a Muslim who teaches martial arts like Mr. Miyagi
>>158237016Were fucked maybe nallo wins. But we gonna lose every fight here ughHow are we so bad
>>158237544Would. So hard
>>158237544
What's everyone drinking?
>>158237559yet strickbeast is champ?!
>>158237487yeah, nepalis are much more impressive than indians in terms of athleticismi used to work with a nepalese guy who did training for gurkha selection before he moved here, ridiculously strong and wiry for his size
>>158237552I'll feed her a line off my pecker like we're college kids
>>158237544Torta bodystill wood tho
>>158237519you watch a semen slurping sport
>>158237562if nallo loses it's absolutely over but i'm fairly certain he's weeming, nate's chin is gone
test
>>158237536i suspect that zahabi had basically nothing to do with GSP's success at this pointjust a freak athlete with a perfect mind for the sport, would have been a champ with any team i think
>>158237544imagine the smell
Link to report the janny4chan.org/feedback
I always root for the underdog because I'm a raped slave myselfLet's go Canada
>>158237572hes a boxer
>Rogers Place
>>158237203Yet rogan says greco is the best base due to starting at stabding position and having strong upper bodies
>>158237612Did someone say underdog
Poor Canadians are just to frail... too weak... GOD allocated all of their nation's genetic fighter budget on GSP. The rest are doomed for failure for the rest of time...
MEET ME IN THE TRAPIT'S GOIN DOWN
I got 25$ worth of taco bell, I'm gonna be farding and shidding BIG TIME
So do these guys like fight once a year just like their regional ufc show and that's it?
>>158237625He's an ignoramus. There are barely even takedowns in high level Greco. It's mostly shoving and theater to get the ref to give action calls on your opponent
>>158237434they should just juice to the gills like arabs do. arab fighters are shit-tier and usually just roid to be somewhat competitive. they still usually lose.
Don't want to be that guy but gsp ducked a few guys in his prime...
>>158237660I spend $7 there and get like 4lbs of food how the fuck are you spending $25?
>>158235437Joaquin BuckleyErin Blanchfield Cristian PerezKyle DaukausTimmy CuambaMandel Nallo Jhonata Diniz
>this bag of milk is the guy pereira is sparring to get ready for pavlovich
Heem has been dead for past few months because they ban everyone for mild reasons. This is literally the best mma board by far. Reddit is so gay its unreal. Their is literally a reddit gsp thread right now about gay people not being gay because a college professor told gsp that lmao. Hopefully they lighten up on the bans it's excessive
>>158237445>Nipyeah sure>Kill CliffWow. Hold on now. Maybe this kid's got something
>>158237681Crunchwrap Supremes ain't cheap
how dare he give mckenzie the bunny ears
tanner LOSER
>>158237707I think most of the old /sp/ jannies killed themselves because I've posted some wild shit and didn't get touched.
>>158237707Twitter is pretty good for UFC B but I had to delete my account I got too addicted to scrolling and shit posting
>>158237707i havent been banned since spammy was sent back to the loony bin
>>158237679I have the feeling that you actually wanted to be that guy
>>158237272These are our best currentlyhttps://youtu.be/Dv6VGcsXw_Ihttps://youtu.be/Ociq1BL2se8https://youtu.be/Dk22ISCr0Ekhttps://youtu.be/43LYu3bLZT4Go ahead and laugh at us. These youtubers were right
AND I'VE BEEN WRONG, I'VE BEEN DOWN BEEN TO THE BOTTOM OF EVERY BOTTLE
that was the best canada has to offer b
>>158236216>reminder they had Nate fighting Chimaev originally
>>158237759Don't shoot the messenger.
>>158237760>activianhe's easily one of the worst mma jewtubershas zero good takes and is completely unable to seriously analyze fights
Eating quest protein chips since I am a $200 scratcher winner Chad
gsp lost to hendricks
upcoming: the only canadian win
>>158237681cause I sat here and ordered it and got charged tons of abritrary jewish charges
Faglier would heem both these twirps.
>>158235437Buck BreakleyBlanch FieldlyPerezPowah BahLouis "Air" JourdainNate Da Train
