No girls allowed>Scoresflashscore.com/tennis>ScheduleThe Legate of Leganes and the Cossack of Calaflores clash swords in the coveted Shanghai 1000 finale. Next, the exciting ATP 250s of Almaty, Lyon and Brussels begin. >Streamsjokertvguide.sx/tennis-10---9d321bb2.htmlvkvideo.ru/@tennisprimesporthttps://tennisonline.im/https://www.vipleague.tv/https://freestreams-live1i.pk/tennis-channel/>Previous>>158129267
>>158236526Thanks baker
ATP 1000 Masters champion Alexandro David's Bitch Fucking a [insert thing]
Spaniards in a final in China tomorrow? More likely than you think.
For me? Cosme Rolland de Ravel.
Foki and Jodar in an all-Spaniard final is grim as fuck. At least the cousins final last year was fun for memes but this is just tragic
>>158236526>Next, the exciting ATP 250s of Almaty, Lyon and Brussels begin.can't wait!
>>158236551you're welcome
A final I may actually watch? Is it Christmas already?
>>158245135you may not watchchristmas is cancelled
Dark days lie ahead if Fokk wins
Hoping for Fokk wins
Now that's a final of epic proportions. A true meeting of true titans of this sport. A bowl of terrific legends.
>>158245416Eh. Beats another Borev final
Dammit. I thought Fraudkina was clutcher than this.
Give me the Fokina towel already!
Is Jodar the new Rune?
>>158245535No. Rune was entertaining. RIP.
What is some appropriate Spanish music for this occasion?
>>158245547Yeah like when he uhhThere was that time when uhhh
Good. We didn't need another Jack Sock masterschamp
Jodar hitting the ball immensely tonight. Reckon his training drill was having pictures of ballkids in his room all night
Is it me, or is Jodar's neck growing by the day?Dude should have been a boxer.
Binner is getting cucked now that he’s not in the spotlight, apparently his model girlfriend told him she doesn’t want to be with a cripple…sad
>>158245547Miss him so much just want him back
He hit another ballkid just now
>>158245603yandex tells me this is a lukas gagea homosexual
>>158245623They don't allow him to pretend he's strangling ballkids with his shoelaces to calm himself down anymore.
Roger buttholer
>>158245628Soo she's the one in the cuck chair? Rich people are fucked up, man.
>>158245458How much you bet?
Fokin' 'ell
oh no foko
David's Fokked
>>158245665Let's just say I may lose some weight by next week. Specifically what a kidney and half a pancreas weigh.
joder
>>158245698Fokk!
GET FOKKED
In chess, a Sicilian Defense is when you allow your opponent to take over the center of the board to deploy a longer-term strategy through the flanks.Metaphorically, in other competitions, it's when you allow certain advantages to the opposition to take the game where you actually want.
i just heard the spanish and catalonian anthem
when does Fokk kwab?
How have the players not figured out Jodar's one-wood yet?Every time he goes for le big forehand it's an obvious cross-court. Thought the chess-meister would be aware of thiss
Now Jodar will come for the audience because of that ball
GOTTEM
>>158245614kek
The chessmaster has him right where he wants him
For Fok's sake
The sweat's getting to him
Foki ctually going to win?
Fokina has got this in the bag.
never seen so many ballslaves dropping balls
I kneel. Foki truly was back to business.
The pup is cooked
Oh ouch my shoelaces
OH NO NO NO
Jodar esta jodado.
Jodar forgot the key lesson. In tennis, you never bring your king out until the final moment
can Jodar shoelace his way out of this one
Shouldn't be allowed to get massages for crampsOr massages at all, what the fuck is a massage going to do for a real injury
2 spaniards in the final, and still we find a way to lose...
>>158246142If only he had a fresh towel at the right time.
Deploy the tactical unlacing
What does it say about the state of the tour that eternal choke artist Alejandro Davidovich Fokina end up winning a masters title?
You have to think Jodar will want to win this set
Paris used to have the meme winners
Holly shit, Defensa Siciliana works!
Happy for him, he went straight from two 250 to a Masters.
>>158246150>eternal choke artistGet with the times lad. 3 titles now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niqrrmev4mA
Welcome to the Fokera
>>158246181Let's not pretend 3 times outweights 30000 previous chokes.
>bullfighting referenceHoly backwards chud
>Vacherot, shelton, fils, fokina.When does it stop?
>>158246193It's a sign of improvement chud
>>158246188>Defensa siciliana>Apertura espaňolaIs Fokerino the chess guy? Like how Atmane is the Pokémon guy?
>>158246205What Sinner dying does to a sport
Grug must be punching his balls watching this final
>>158246219Wonder who would between the top row and the bottom row
>>158246220Probably too busy reventaring in Ibitha
>>158246228Two Djokovics and two Federers? Damn, that's scary.
>>158246210He doesn't look like he can finish an easy mode sudoku, let alone play chess. It's more likely that he's been watching that Anya Taylor-Joy show while looking for gooning material.
>>158246220Jodar's probably doing the same right now. But with ball kids instead of balls.
Can't wait for Luciano Darderi to win the Paris Masters
>>158246271lol based, then Fraudix wins the tour finals
>>158246282At least he's dropped out for the rest of the year so we're free of this scenario>>158246271Is anything even able to happen there atm kek
>>158246271Kek I can see it happening
>>158246299has he? bye bitch
>>158246299He announced he's done for the year?
ticktock
>>158246308>>158246315Ok maybe not the whole year but Brussels and Basel so his chances for Turin aren't too bright https://sports.yahoo.com/articles/felix-auger-aliassime-releases-statement-090000918.html
>>158246282*de Minaur after getting a walk over from Zverev in the final
>>158244921Can we please stop pretending Fokina is Spanish at all?
Is gay Paree a 2 week Masters?
>>158246627Cope and seethe
>>158246327>missing the 2 of the most crucial tournaments of the coveted indoor swingGrim outlook for our 5th best player in the world...
>>158246627Exactly. People from Malaga shouldn't even be considered European at all.
Wonder if the riots will affect the Paris Masters
Waltonians...
>>158247633He is not from fucking Malaga. No person named Fokina is Spanish, from Malaga or wherever in Spain you want to place him. I have nothing against Russians and Slavic people, but Fokina is simply not Spanish by any measure. I understand you are trying to be tongue-in-cheek, but the lunacy must stop. He happened to be born in Spain, that's true, but it's also just as true that he could have been born almost anywhere in the Old World given his father's (a professional boxer) itinerant homeplaces. Look, I have nothing against the US, its customs and its many tennis stars (many of whom have been of non-Anglo extraction since the late '80s–Sampras, Agassi, Chang, etc), but just because they do it doesn't mean Spain must be the same.
If he was Greek I guess you could call him the Malaga malaka
>>158249334Tío, somos España: nos han invadido treinta mil tribus distintas los últimos veinte mil años. Tenemos sangre de moros, romanos, celtas, griegos, visigodos y todo lo que quieras. Los únicos españoles lo suficientemente endogámicos como para poder proclamar un minimo de pureza racial son los vascos. El puto Fokina es un quillaco de Málaga que habla en castellano con acento andaluz. Qué quieres que te diga.
Holgie pulled out of BrusselsMummy needs to teach him to eat his vegetables
>>158251335Whats the point of pulling out of ever single tournament all year? He might as well just stay at home and enjoy his mom's cooking
>>158249334A guy named Yamal plays for you Spain...
That indelible feeling of waking up in the morning and knowing that Alejandro Davidovich Fokina is an ATP Masters 1000 champion
I have faith Asraeli Defence Force will not go the way of the Popyrin. He will be a solid lower top 10 man.
do we rate tony soprano?
>>158260950Who's that based on?
>>158261035tony soprano (from the sopranos tv show)
>>158262328was it a popular show?
forget the six king slam how are they going to survive the paris masters
More like Nadalejandro Djokovic Federina
monfilsbros..
>career ends>wife immediately asks for divorce Rough but that's quite common with Slavic women in the West
more like fuckworthy
Remember that 1 week Tirante was elite?
The goat of the generation debate is settled, binner could never.https://www.grindr.com/2026unwrapped-us
>2026unwrappedit's october...
>>158264936poofs hibernate in winter
>>158260950I saw so many Fed youtube vids in my life that i immediately very obviously see that this is like some AI mashup of video of Federer's actual serve motion with Tony Soprano's bodyAI still cant trick me
Vgh……… Evropean tennis in the morning……….
poofbros...
>>158264715maybe but he's going to work in finance and she has her own monies so I think her claim that the war did send her bonkers and affected her marriage could be true
poof is such a fun word sadly underused in our modern era
>>158264904He was gay, Carlos Alcaraz?
Any Felix Balshaw ultras in the house?
>2026>cilic vs basilashvili
Powerful
>shillbitch
Basil :)
Lyon is an indoor 250 now? I thought it got demoted to clay Challenger like two years ago
>>158265899Someone posted a clip of Rune and Norrie playing on clay at Lyon the other day I don’t know WHAT the fuck is going on
>>158266158when do you think that was
>>158265899they needed to move indoors given the situation
>>158266166Forget about that, stop the presses - - Balshaw has a ONE HANDED, EXTREMELY GASQUETIAN backhand
also sadly a Gasquetian forehand
They say the ARA is the French equivalent of the DMV
He's British btwLet's have a hostage exchange with Fery
>>158266302>>158266316>>158266333>>158266355i missed iti missed balshaw
>>158266385Don't get excited, his forehand is what I believe the french would call, diaboliquemente merde
Mr. Faria, your renewed Fraud certification is ready.
anyway are you ready to feel the tennis power power power power of arnaldi musetti?
>>158266473We're enjoying Kukushkin
interesting conversations are always a part of tennis online streams
>>158266975>I hate one handed backhand players man Unfathomably based
musetti power
old man kukushkin done won
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n54ZgFcsr-4what do we make of Rafa's museum?
>>158267244alonso's betterit's got a circuit!
>>158267244>LTA coach, asked what he thinks of 13 year old Rafa: Lots of effort, no skill No wonder this country is cooked
cam on calm eh
>sonego home
we dit it moistmenshame he can only win in france
phwoar Bruxelles is a proper dog of an entry list
Little nigga Moshe Kouame says he wants to be the first player to reach 25 slamshttps://x.com/UniversTennis/status/2112265325567971744?s=20
>>158269162>Interviewer: What did you do last night to prepare Moise?>Kouame: I kept it low key, just went out and explored the streets. Hey, check out my new stereo!KEK
you guys not talking about elina svitolina divorcing gael monfils and posting a schizo ramble on IG about it?
>>158269928The council of elders was discussing it but then a German derailed it posting gay shit
do we support the french britishman or the british frenchman
kouame m
>>158269928No because we don't give a shit about gossip and personal stuff
Shitsipas
I swear sakellaridis was a title you could hand out in CK2
THE Max Prettyhouse?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zx6DDVGE6nA
>>158277100fair enough however it does have real tennis consequences as it's brought about monfils early retirement
Do you think when Svitolina requested the divorce Monfils did the bent over with his hands on his knees pose?
>>158278023>devastating him hard enough that he doesn't even play his final retirement matches in France and immediately removes himself from the anti-doping listActual disgrace
>>158277100stop gooning
THE Clement Chidekh???
life is but a dream>>158278246v important post
>>158278310I swear every 2 months some new challenger Frenchoid spawns and beats some inconsistent tour player.
One of the days of tennis of all time
>>158281424I wonder if 2027 can top the absolute tennis feast that was 2026.
>>158281507The only thing fun about it was watching the Big 2 implode, the rise of Jodar and witnessing the slow but steady decline of Novax
>>158281507Zverev AO championFlavio Cobolli RG champion Rafa Jodar year end number 1 and US Open championAlcaraz wins a pitty Wimbledon trophy, but never returns to peak formSinner is out for the yearDjoker retires It has potential
>Coach: Karl Adrian Ringdal Noerstenaes>Favourite book is Rod Laver: An Autobiography.>Favourite band is Nickelback and movie is Law Abiding Citizen. >Inspired by Novak Djokovic and Roger Federer. >Wife, Liudmyla;father, Rishat; mother, Marina;sister, Yulia.
>>158282046>NickelbackHuh
Are we back from the dead?
the bald fraud claims another victimthis time a gay russian
THECLEMENTCHIDEKH
bangers all day long
*runs sobbing into gaytp’s arms*
>>158290493did /teenis/ bully you?
Mach-ACK
Standaluce was kino, long live Stan
landaloser will -never- be kino
>>158291847More time! He just needs more time!
>>158277100Name?
Canolli on ultimate fraudwatch today
Is this Goffin's last tournament?
>>158292150Thought the last one was but he keeps popping up
>>158292150This article says it is>https://www.express.co.uk/sport/tennis/2259406/David-Goffin-Brussels-European-Open-tears-retirement-delayed
A coffin for Goffin
coffindodgers...
The resurrection
can the brussels sprout come back against son of pickle?
Echoes of Michelsen-Tiafoe
I USED TO RUUUUUUULE THE WOOOOORLD
>retirement video has clips of him beating each of the big 3 and AlcarazMonfils could never
Let's take a moment in this thread to think back fondly over some of David Goffin's career highlights, such as - well, um -
>not rating coffina non-casual would never
He literally never did anything and probably had the most nondescript unremarkable playstyle on tour. Most remembered for being hit in the eye and reaching a WTF final.
The most memorable thing Goofy did was randomly beating Charlie once which made people think he'll never be good on hard courts
I would really like to know how much these semi successful players have actually made by the time they retire
>the cynichs come out to bash his retirementso predictable and cringe
>>158292933Career prize money ¥20million Probably take 70% off for tax and wageslavesI wonder how much sponsor money being David Goffin gets you
> I hurt myself today
It's so over for Stan>>158293487Is that Draper? Is he in Turkey?
I'm no geography expert but I believe that's the Netherlands
Cobolli broke the strings in three separate racquets in one game and still managed to break serve
>>158293807is cobolli winning?
Cannoli
Stanbros, we're still in this
Never mind. It's over.
>>158293994he gives me the vibe of that always sunny where sweet Dee thinks she's dating a hot guy but he's actually a retarded person
>>158294226now you made me think of svitolina the whore
so long, kukushking
French sports newspaper L’Equipe has reported that Svitolina informed Monfils of her intention to divorce “over the telephone” when the Frenchman was at home in Dubai with their daughter Skai.The hugely popular Frenchman has not spoken about his separation from Svitolina or his unexpected retirement.In the article written for L’Equipe, journalist Franck Ramella reported that Monfils’ early retirement was a result of his split with Svitolina.“When Monfils learned the news, it hit him like a ton of bricks, and tennis, which he had often experienced as a kind of gentle madness, suddenly lost all meaning,” Ramella wrote (translated from French).“He was no longer able to play. Hence his abrupt decision to remove himself from the anti-doping lists on October 5th.”
Can you please keep this out of this thread? This general is about competitive men's tennis. Thank you. Nobody cares about social media drama or WAG shit.
Poor old Gael
>>158294539lol early retirement, isnt he like 40?i knew somefing was off at us openin the doubles match they lost she just walked away ahead of him looking pissed not interacting wiv him while he stayed backden at wun of his final match, she was watching and she just looked so deflated and depressed and whenever crowd stood up like cheering for him she wasnt even reacting in any supportive way.knew they were havin' marriage problems deni fink she defo made that ridiculous post about the divorce because she knows people like monfils more den her and she wanted it to seem like justified or summat coz she knew the story that came out would make her look coldbut backfired imo coz the content of that post was ridiculous
>>158293487NOOOOOwhy has he got a nose ringwtf would you do that
>>158295607>nose ringBecause he's Paul Jubb's bull
>>158293731i meandoesnae it look like brasil tae you?
>>158293487i guess china could also look like that
We've all played Modern Warfare 2 we know those are the favelas of Rio
>>158295936Paul Jubb is a turbo fag, why would you “share a flat” with a dude when you’re a multimillionaire athlete who can have all the pussy you want? At least alcaraz is banging skanks on his boat, I’ve never seen Draper with a girl
I don't like post-php /atp/
>>158293994Her husband was in the stands, greasy Italians have no shame
>>158297790fink he has a gf also
n***a who the fuck is paul jubb
>>158297715Men who are overly concerned with woman and cant hang are spiritually lesbians
>>158297715nah your gossiping is the true faggotry here
Duckworthless
>>158297715Jack has had enough of girls ever since Emma subtly rejected him
bro doesnt know paul jubb but knows johannus monday and balshaw
>Tennis players will lose a longstanding exemption from strict anti-doping whereabouts requirements during tournaments from January 2027, the International Tennis Integrity Agency (ITIA) said on Wednesday.>Changes to the World Anti-Doping Code require players in a sport's Registered Testing Pool (RTP) to provide a daily 60-minute testing window during competition from 2027, ending an exemption previously granted to tennis because of the unpredictability of players' schedules.>The ITIA, an independent body that protects fairness in the game, said that it would reduce the size of its RTP, moving around 80% of players currently in the group to an expanded testing pool where the daily 60-minute requirement will not apply.>"Players who remain in the reduced RTP will be required to provide a daily 60-minute time slot like athletes in every WADA-compliant sport, both in and out of competition," the ITIA added.>The new rules will also provide greater protection for players who can establish that a positive test was caused by contamination, including through medication, food or drink, environmental exposure or another person.>They will also provide greater flexibility in sanctions in certain circumstances, with rehabilitation-focused options for some recreational drug cases unrelated to sporting performance.>Players will be informed in November which pool they have been assigned to, though individual classifications will not be made public.>All players, regardless of their testing pool status, must provide a sample when requested by a doping control officer, with refusal carrying a potential ban of up to four years.Lmao they're going to be more flexible in """supporting""" druggies rather than ban them
BBC news profile on Balshaw this morning, we're claiming him.
>>158304919the sinner case must've been a PR nightmare, it makes sense they'd want to avoid another one
Meddy through phew
On the beers
Chidekhbros...
Pootet
got a jubb on
Why is Blockx not playing in Brussels
I’m so tired of tennis dudes
Madtet at it again
what are we watching right now, so many unironically good options.Three simultaneous 250s is the kino setup
When will bublik start caring again bros
>>158306652When did he care?Maybe that lone QF run at RG
>>158306663He won titles on all 3 surfaces last season…
>>158306663When he beat Binner at Halle
I'm waiting for him to have one of his meltys
Donskoy spotted!
he found a care
>>158306954He is playing in front of his countrymen
The proud Kazakh warrior, descendant of the Kurgans and the Altai.
King Arthur Fils:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VExLG8E6tMA
Goatlik
Lmao
>>158307322Deserved yellow, Karen is a legend of the sport, to be treated like this, like some low class journeyman
>>158307322people in the tennis online streams seriously have no chill
Based BubGOAT giving his fellow countrymen maximum entertainment value
really learning about how retarded the american betting system is from these stream chatsI didn't even KNOW it goes negativeIt goes from +100 (evens) to -110retarded
I think I'm shadowbanned in this chat I'm not getting any (Yous)
>>158307429Ain’t nobody got time for decimals and fractions Nigel
>>158307322how do i report him to the authorities?
>Cannolli
>>158307550but why not even just a 0
It could literally just go into the +80, +70, +50 range and make infinitely more sense
Why is the crowd in almaty cheering so loudly for Medvedev and Khachanov?
>>158308702want me to send you my dissertation on the soviet union?
Based Struffel.He will soon be the last standing true boomer.
Most irrelevant week of tournaments on the kalendarz?
>>158294977I was gonna say he'll be happier without his evil wife but she'll probably sue the crap out of him for alimony
>>158309124Hard to top most of December when it comes to completely irrelevant meme shit.
Remember in late 25 and early 26 when Musetti was starting to look like a top 10 player?
that one hispanic women in new york who cheered loudly for nishikori when the crowd started supporting the 17 yr old american
>>158309851ATP tour events please Hans-JoachimContenders are:>pre-AO slop>Feb Yuro tournaments >the prestigious Houston/Marrakech/Bucarest March triad>post-Wimby Gstaad/Bastad/Umag/Estoril/Kitzbuhel clayslop>the coveted Chengdu/Hangzhou 250s>the lauded Stockholm Open
>>158310022I'd say post Wimbledon clay is pretty grim. Pre-AO stuff is the beginning of the year when real events are finally being played again. Honestly that whole post-USO stretch until tour finals in general is pretty rough.
When even is Hamburg? is it not post-Wimby anymore?
these degen goomblers on tennisonline are harshing my tenny interest lel
asscheeks
>>158309247She’s richer than him you dumb son of a whore!
>>158311926Niggas learned all they know about divorce from 2 and a half men
>>158309006for me, it's Mannakino
Does anyone remember this Yannick Zinner fella?
>>158315357I think I do... German guy? Looked like a nazi scarecrow? Was very good, but they suspended him for doping? And then he blamed it all on the physio? But the second time they gave him a soft suspension and he pretended he had a bum knee?
Breddy gud matches for a 250 in Kazakhstan
>>158316280'member when Johnny Milkman won a title there, good times... (not really)
>>158315357You mean Hanfmann? What about him
This coulx be huge for Tsitsipas.An atp final, after all this time.Just the motivation he needs for project RG.27
It's ogre, it's a peaking Basil episode
>>158311926This and she's still working and he has no more or not much income, next year. He can bang a hotter bitch, sees his daughter and gets alimony. This guy won
>>158317054I wouldn't be so sure of that. He had a lot of sponsorship contracts
the Philosopher in 3, trust
Has a boomer died?
>>158317098Hawkeye ded
Better whip up some emergency line judges
Basil has a huge cross and eagle tattoed in his chest.Based I guess, to keep the Muslim hordes of the caucasus at bay
>father, Nodar, was a dancer in Georgian national ballet; mother, Natalia, was a doctorWhat a wacky reversal of traditional gender norms
>>158316925>An atp final, after all this time.He won the prestigious EFG Swiss Open in Gstaad this year
>>158317167My bad, Gstaad is comfykino.Let's go prince of clay
Holy shitter.Three consecutive set points down the drain.
stream dood on SP
Now that's strongmind
I don't feel so good now
basilashvillainy
well that ended quickly
>>158317812Great day for Indian tennis.
>>158317976A face only a mother and Dennis Rodman's daughter could love
>>158317961>>158317976bangers
>>158317976Lel Djoko unironically could win Basel as long as he came prepared
>I was once a top 4 player, you know?
>
>>158318558Only guessed who he was from the filename.It's over, he's just another one of the many beautiful tennis' faces now.
spaghetti vs cannoli
Canolli has to be a rampant matchfixer it's the only explanation
welcome to spaghettib owl
cobolli getting LACEKEKED
I stand with Musetti, the original italian zoomer goat
LOZgg
cam on kang arthur
>shitz vulturing 250s>pooshitti choking another finalwe are so back /atp/
Struff stronk
Fails
>>158321252Kek
>>158318558miss this dude
King arthur bros... the queen has gone to launcelot's chambers again...
i watched griekspoor beat a cerundolo today
i did a cerundoodoo in the toilet today
dtl heh
>>158322444Always a good day when Dolo loses
keonig voiceJan Lenard is STRUTTING HIS STUFF right nowthis would work if he hadn't just lost the 2nd
Strewth
>don’t use vpn>isp blocks every stream >use vpn>stream buffers unwatchably
Struff's outfit be likehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rblt2EtFfC4
>>158323714this provider doesn't block siteshttps://www.zen.co.uk/
Never want to hear Arthur Fils rated on my spee ever again.
My Struffi :)
Fils bad man
>Basilashvili and Struff winning titles in 2026
>>158324200No, no! You don't get it, I mean, he can be the next winner of a major, I swear! He had a day off, that's all. He needs a good run of good health and...oh, who am I kidding. He's the new Droguet..
tsitispasweird al yankovicanyone?
Reminder: Lorenzo Musetti has not won an ATP tour final since OCTOBER 2022.
>>158324827based Lore
>>158324827dont worry hé was in the top 10 long enough for djokovic to pad his stats
in october 2022 I was still living in sunny POLSKA
Serbia lmao
>>158334328Our new GOAT journeyman
