thg > trb
>>158239399My favorite thing about Shannon is that he talks about hockey.
wtf is his problem
*solves hockey*
OT GANG RISE UP
Go Bruins!
>>158239429>binniston::DDD
>>158239426people respect his opinion on hockey, unlike trb
Kippers is one of the good BC boys
>Sens are going to give Flyers their first win Useless retards
>>158239429He's a mental midget who got lucky once
I LOVE THE SHARKS
Lots of goals being scored today
>>158239490trb doesn't have opinions on hockey, he just posts scores from irrelevant college teams thinking that means anything
>>158239429he's contractually obliged to chimp out every now and then
Binnington let in 6 goals against Austria
the goal is to keep the goal the goal#deepthoughts
Buffalo Sabres... the White man's team.
>new york>white
yeah... i'm thinking they need to bench mckenna again
>>158239575Beautiful city
>>158239575such a kino logo
how would you fix the sens, spee?
HOOO ROOOOO
>>1582395432true
>>158239598They need to send him down to Medicine Hat before he plays a tenth game
when do our Knights play again?
boston has pretty good odds considering kongs are worst team
>>158239622Steroids and cocaine. Legalized domestic abuse.
SCAAAR
>>158239666put helium up this slut's ass
stenberg :DDD
>>158239700kongs scored btw kekand why dont they play with retro logo shirts, much bettersame for canucks etc. just use retro logos and dont switch the jerseys every night
pawg milfs
>>158239700calm down dobson
My Sabres are a last 10 minutes team anyway
I thought betard was supposed to be eleet?
are the kraken and clubbies going to get hometown remix jerseys
>>158239741
>>158239748he's got the best lips in the league
my broons D:
>>158239777this is why perry targeted him in the showers
>>158239741speaking of, i think we got fleece by the jlmis, habs broja island dobson is shit
stars
Niigerd scarr
F L A M E SLAMES
Debrincat should have little cat ears on his helmet
>>158239749Gary is forcing utah to wear a yotes remix
>>158239889agreed
black cocks getting EXPOSED
>>158239889He should put a picture of marie rosr
>>158239550lmao
mckenna's not ready he needs more time
2 points in western conferencve equals 12 points in eastfuck i didnt know broons are actually bad
>fowl3r
SCARRRRRRRRRR
*guitar riff*DALLASSTORSDALLASSTORSDALLASSTORS
>>158240024Hell yeah, brotherrr
LAFFS LMAO
The Dallas Stars are a member of the Original Six. Anyone who disagrees with me is indian.
tage thompson is a handsome man
>laffs
>>158240081Stars are just a Minnesota team doing a long Texas tour
Flyers going to win their first game?
>>158240083bud said he's the next mario lemieux
>>158240106those are your ded wongs
>>158240074There's no shame in losing to the islanders at all
Oettinger 3rd shutout soon
FUCK THE HABS
>>158240124You are trying to provoke the hockey gods on purpose huh?
rip in piece leafs
Yo the leafs are still shit, who would have guessed
>getting your booty plundered>at home>by the fackin islanders>laffs
>>158240174Unlike my islanders
my islanders won =)
>>158240117Because he plays like he has hodgkins disease half the year
>>158240160Even a bullet cant stop him
So how's the rags snore fest going?
>>158240159simmers down bud
>shorks epic
Laffs back to Berube formImagine paying a thousand bucks to see this game live lmao
Most expensive tickets in the league to watch your team lose. What motivates these people?
>>158240159
HOLY FUCKING SHIT CAN YOU HOLD A LEAD YOU WORTHLESS FUCKING TWINK CHRIST ALMIGHTY FUCK ALL OF YOU
>>158240210It's sad because rags fans think they played a good game
I like our new Finn.
It hapoened again sharksisters…
very thoughtful of the sharks to maximise everyone's points
>>158240221The good people of Montreal should be building barricades for their upcoming secession, not worrying about sporting trivialities
>>158240291Shut the fuck up
Wings bros we are so back
>>158240298Harden your hearts, Quebecois! You may have to bayonet your leaf brothers soon
>Trudeaugrad Super Nintendos
We dont use the Lord's name in vain on /hoc/
>OT OT OT>OT>OT
Its Gary time!!!
>>158240348Not for the sennies
What do my Laffs have to do to get Hoob
>>158240307to being last in the division lmao
copp just wanted to hug celebrini not impede him
ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUT
>>158240389cope the Yzerplan is back on track
kek sabres
Shoot the fucking puck
:(
>>158240415for another decade of failure
dis lil nigga!!!
Caufield's butt!!!
>giving the Flyers their first win of the season My Sensies are such a fucking meme team man
Et le but!Mr. Saturday Night Caufield!
Flyers win!
>>158240424cope we just need more time to cook up some hockey pizzas
time for tickles!!!
>>158240433regression to the mean
>Sergei Bobrovsky is the first Maple Leafs goalie to allow 3+ goals in each of his first 6 games of a season since Vesa Toskala in 2009
Celebeany about to give you a shootout show sgain
>>158240479>just remembered vesa toskala
my habs are planning to end the season with 6 regulation wins
>>158240457lewd
FLYERS WIN!!!!FLYERS WIN!!!!!!!!!FLYERS WIN!!!!!!!!!!!FLYERS WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>158240457delet dis
>>158240479>russian goaltending
>>158240510>senaturds
>>158240510The absolute state of the sens
>>158240450Trust the Tock
wmma is worse than nucks@nash
>>158240544your ded wongs are ready
>LA is the only winless team>they are up 1-0 over Boston
>>158240479>compared to one of the worst laff seasons in recent memory
Stenberg idiot
my sharkies lost :\
im tired of my teams being made fun of by /hoc/ all the time
>shorkskwab
>>158240577I blinked, and missed the shootout. How bad was it?
my oilys are playing your mammary glandsies!
>>158240596dogshit like every shootout
>>158240571Gary remembered that having winless teams three weeks into the regular season was bad for parity
who wins utah vs edmonton?
>rags
Cant believe my Sabres losthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTVp5mnNwyc
>>158240619mammies mammies
>>158240619Rey Mysterio
>>158240599>2067
my shorks
kek rags
Habs are back to their OT merchants ways I see
get fucked
fuggin rangers L(
>>158240642they should have huffed more salts beforehand
Sharks are still finding their feet, trust the plan
kent johnson actually scoring goals this year that's nice
>>158240542Nah
>>158240677just like your ded wongs
>>158240625I CAN!!!
>>158240679This
san jose has won like six games convincingly over the last seven years and i can't take it anymore
>>158240679Sharks dont have feet :(
i predict: bouchard 4 point night mcdavid 6 point night draisaitl 3 point night but oilers still lose
>>158240734the ded wongs giving them the best competition they can
>Regin4
that Mammoths girl has big Mammoth ears. them things are huge
>>158240764
>>1582407423 regulation losses in a row and Babcock will start kicking them on the bench
>Sharks are still finding their feet, trust the pla-ACK!
>>158240781go back
>>158240774she looks elven
>>158240712the real issue is that they've started wearing sweatpants before games.
>>158240781>his wife is begging for another man to be on his back
>>158240790>forced to cry about samir to copea historic shit by youliterally ded wongs tier
>>158240781woah, silly buffalos
>>158240798#elvenlivesmatter
So many opportunities to take two points against a wavering red wings team but of course we fall flat in the final minutes. Warso and staff have earned the opportunity to grow with this team but I can’t help but look at what Q is doing for the Ducks and what Marty is doing for the Habs and wonder what if we had that kinda of presence behind our bench.Right now there’s too much deference to our vets, too much reliance on Celebrini’s individual magic on the powerplay, and honestly too much complacency in a lot of our game. We have a lot of young talent that desperately needs more instruction, discipline, and a drilled system that wins games. I can’t tell you what our team identity is right now other than “learn how to play in this league by making the simple play and get Macklin the puck.”Frustrating as all hell. If we want to make the playoffs, we have to be harder to play against and we certainly can’t be dropping points from a winning position.
>>158240619oil 5-0 on road
playing my bro's team toknight andersson just scored
>i miss her so muchfuck you rogers
i remember when erik haula was on the bruins. didnt dislike him, but didnt love him either. he was simply middle of the pack lightweight
>>158240844This. So much this.
>>158240857>doubles down in samir autismits hardest when you cheer for detoilet and let some brown live rent free in your head
My penguins are already getting raped a minute into the game ):
TUSKS UP
Is a stadium series worth it to watch in person? After the incident at my kid’s school I want to create a special memory, like a surprise trip but I want it to be memorable if the visibility isn’t great maybe a different game.
Mcdavid going for a hattrick tonight
MCDAVIDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>158240912fuck no
Flames fans blowing up now
Who needs DiPietro or Varlamov anyway?
Conner MacDavid Scoured!!!!!
>10pm puck drop
>>158240926Yeah I feared as much.
thats my captain
sprayed the fly spray backwards and some got in my eye just a tiny bit tho
The Broons
>>15824099314 hours of posting about your buttbuddygive it a rest
how many guys in the league could make that shot pasta did. coming down and hitting the corner point blank. prob like 15 guys. this league is full of bums
what if instead of being named mike babcock he was named mike crabcock
The former Calgary Defense just scored 2 against the Pens for Vegas lmao
PASTA MY BRUINS :D
>>158241027mike babecock
>>158241062>hes still going
>>158241027mike chickswithdicks
Oulers can do it this year.
>>158241101>nou
>>158241027mike grabcock
>>158241144>nou
it's crazy no one tought about mike badcookthe guy eats beans and raw steak
>new new delhi maple streetshitters
Done with hockey until monday cya later bros.
>>158241156TRB wont stop. He can melt down all night.
if regina has regina style pizza, what's Edmonton style pizza like
>>158241203its a rip off of regina pizza
>>158241203standard style
Why are flames fans like this
>>158241219>nou
>>158241221I don't need 3 drinks
trbrother must have dropped by this weekend
What annoys me is most people brought up 3 concerns in the offseason.Bob is old and was not good last year. Certainly not good enough to be a for sure upgrade over the woll and Stolarz without a major bounce back. So 7 million for 3 years was crazy.Hiller was a bad coach in LA. I was willing to try because he’s worked with Willy and Auston. And he seems to have brought old Auston out to an extent.We didn’t address top 6 center or D at all besides Raddysh, only choosing to go get bottom 6 guys. Primarily wingers that we MAJORLY overpaid for.Why can the fans see all these issues all offseason but the team chose to ignore them
>>158241238>nou
>>158241223Why are you so fucking obsessed
>>158241223whats this shit?
feeling sleeping bros
>>158241343>nou
>>158241309Alberta rebel fighters striking government forces.
>>158241367Based
>>158241286Retard
>>158241422>nou
good huomenta
HYMEN POPPED
Another goal by the Edmonton McDavids!!!
>>158241467Good morning Ojvind <3
>>158241478>nou
not even >finnish goaltending can save the mammoths
i really really really really really really really really really love these games
Huomenta but the opposite
STONER SCAAAAAAR
your penguins ): are getting raped and gaped
the mallott that matters won canada-bros
>>158241706Thats great but I have no idea what you are talking about
its been a long day
>>158241768>>158241878trb talking to himself again
Can’t wait to see canes or vegas win another cup. So exciting!
>Barely win>Barely lose>Blowout lossI will never forgive Erik Karlsshit and Doug Wilson for placing me in this fucking purgatory.
halifax sharks has a ring to it, i like it
didney
>>158241040frederic had a good fight. is he still playing like shit there
My penguins (:
>>158242533My Anti Semite Legend Trevor Connelly :)
>>158242550>nou
im gonna do a saving private ryan on the beaches of nova scotia, who's with me?
^^^ gay and retarded idea ^^^
And what a game it’s been
>the city of utah
>the shit-strewn hovel of shittsburgh
utah getting hella unlucky right now
>pootah
Fuck you Utah, I'll piss on the temple in Cardston
funny number XD
poop + utah = pootah lol
Mike Babcock is bringing the Cup to Canada
Gary do domething
>>158239429St. Louis goalies a pieces of shit. More at 11.
>>158242907mcdavid will hand the cup first to babcock who will then wink at the camera and hand it to formenton
Holy shit this Russian goal is shit
Gary is screaming at his TV
>>158242960Gary is too busy managing his Reichstag fire in Wainwright to care about hockey
utah, hetah's, shetah's, and theytah too
>>158242989I remember last time he froze the power grid, and now he's setting the province aflame. What will he do next, plasma storm?
>>158243053Total power grid failure during Christmas
>>158242989Didn't a communist do itGare bear is a capitalist
an open netter should be still considered icing. its going over the red line
*demands a trade in you're path*
>>158243092he's gonna get the talk when his suspension is lifted
>>158243081Ice deez nuts
>>158241478samir is an oilers fan newfag
>>158243119he's a human bean
>>158243119never heard of him
>>158243104>adam lowry says
>>158243104>I'm going to continue the humiliation ritual if our ace goalie comes backwhy are butt hurt canadians like this?
>>158243188still assmad about helly's performance in the Gold Medal Game.
pucks -> deepshots -> takenbodies -> banged
>>158243188Hellebuyck is done as an elite regular NHL goalie
bed time you have church in the morning
>>158243239retard
>>158243244By church you mean Jags/Texans in London.
>>158243277stay mad
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
ive never cared for sidney crosby
Funny how he wasted his peak in Winnipeg and all memories will just be negative now, no legacy or number retired
be there or be square
>all these shit gamesyep, semen slurping all and of that
>>158243309>he wasted his peak, all memories will just be negative now, no legacymuch like trb with his life
>>158243244No way, the game isn't over. He'd understand.
>>158243249He'll have some good stretches, maybe even get carried by his team to some success but he's done winning Vezinas
i wonder if the utah arena still has super cheap concession pricing
>Hellebuyck walks into the Jets dressing room for the first time this season
>>158243383How many hot dogs do you get?
>>158243414at those prices i'd do 3 or 4
>tristan jarry
>>158243460agreed, but the last one was as unlucky as it gets
>>158243460Not all his fault. Oilers always fall asleep when they are in garbage time.
jej
McMeme 5 point game, now tied for 4th most all time. Only needs 4 more to pass Esposito for 3rd and only 80 more to catch Gretzky.
Cmon trb post mamoswine you clown
God I get wet just looking at Mcdavid
Penalty shot on empty net for Vegas lmao
>>158243640lauren does NOT appreciate your post
get a new script
Flyers won?
>>158243658This skank gas no curves
what should be done about these, er, teams
>>158243720flames mentioned
>>158243678Unfortunately
>>158243720relegation
>>158243713yea she's perfect
Knights win
>>158243658Women 100% get off on other women wanting their man
so the soilers are frauds, right?
knights won the broship swept
>>158242930Mcdavid should make it so Gary hands it off to Babcock first
>>158243323lmao how are you supposed to see the puck?
>>158243720My penguins ):
The Oilers starting line up of Podkolzin-McDavid-Draisaitl with Ekholm-Bouchard have 26 goals. That's more than half the teams in the league
>>158243783Knights and JLMI both ass fucked Maple Laffs
why is gary calling mcdavid a conman
>>158243852Playing against shit teams can inflate stats
>>158243838Sounds like another 1st round exit.
>>158243852Because he hasn’t won shit
>>158243916Only if the whole team is hurt again
you guys seem upset about this
>>158243852Because that is his name, Conman McFraud
This whole mammoth thing isn’t working, back to Arizona Gary PLEASE
>>1582439942029 or 2030
oilers suck lol
>>158244062they're calling it the most correct post ever made
I don't buy in to the narratives yet.
>>158244162I buy into every narrative simultaneously even when they contradict each other
>>158244062Retard
>>158244214wdsophb kwab
>>158244249We speak English here
>>158244252true :)
I'm just glad I can wake up as an Ameriking and never have to worry about seeing failure like this associated with my country
With finns you win :DDDD if only the casters would stop butchering Hyry's name
>>158243950whole team hurt again? who else did you miss besides hyman last time?
Where did all the albertans go tonight?
>>158244419looks like flames won
>>158241223
>>158244419>>158244470
It’s uphttps://youtu.be/BNVzBBKh6tQ?si=R3bvusRwzAvmTS-d
>>158244579shannon is listening to shipping up to boston again :)
thank you gary for a small pittance of games tomorrow
>laffs>rags
steve dingle looks like he's had a heck of a week
>>158244618Flames should just forfeit and spare their fans the humiliation
>>158244637cope wolf is going to be a wall against the canes with his new kiprusoff-themed pads
>>158244635>beat the assvcolofraudo
I have followed hockey for over 10 years I know for a fact if McDavid played in the Gretzky era NHL he would score 350 points a season
>>158244664your insistence of having this ginger twig as your goaltender is going to stop you making it to the playoffs
>>158244712bro hasn't won anything of note grim
>>158244635
>>158243852
Lifelong sharks fans since 2026 in shambles
>>158244796true
I don't buy into the narratives yet
Only winless team Ian the kings now
>>158244823if he played in gretzky's era he might have won some cups too since gary didn't rig the league for all of it>>158244873about what?
>>158245017>kangs
Yeah put the new kid on the bench while the media treats him like shit, great idea
>>158244635>fuck everything>we're so back>um hold up>it can't be that bad>trade hope?>it's so over
>>158245081trevor connelly
>>158245101Who
>>158245081Tony deangleoHe plays for our islanders
>>158245148trevor connelly
>>158245168Who’s that
Good morning flames fans
>>158245193trevor connelly
>>158245212Don’t know who that is
>>158245273Canadians have armed forces? I'm living in an alternative universe, I was 100% certain they had absolved it and called it a 1000 man garrison or something
>>158245309They do it’s a joke though
>>158245319Iran is beating your ass no?
>>158245346we just need to go berserker mode
>>158245352You need to leave Iran. Oil cost too much now :(
>>158245346tell me more about how the flames are doing
>>158245346Germany lost 2 world wars no?
>>158245375Yes actually. Soviet's beat our ass thought Americans try and take all the credit
>>158245273this is a pretty big deal. it's going to completely overshadow their little independence vote. this is a monumental event in canadian history. i wouldn't be surprised if doctors who work for the oilers got called in to help.
We beat the germans AND soviets how bout dat
>>158245374My flames are in full rebuild mode. The marching orders are to throw games for DuPont this season so that next season we can make a run for the cup in the new saddledome
>>158245386>if you lose you winKWAB
>>158245401What was the last military conflict the American won anyway
>>158245386Retard
our leafs don't have a 1st this year or next...
>>158245412the great burrito delivery of 2006
Flames should show some respect and change their name
>>158245430Gary already rigged the draft for them what more do they need?
>>158245474kek
That Russian guy hasn’t posted here in while I wonder if he died in Ukraine.
Flames and Islanders
>>158239399That face makes me extremely mad
my flyers should tank for dupont :) gary wont let him to philly though
>>158245502Is DuPont any good or just a bust?
Just dropping by to say God bless the United States of America
>>158245514redeemed
>>158245514Thank you God(s) bless Bharat
It's up: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rdo8EPF8mbE
>>158245509he's a kimmo timonen with a canadian flag
>>158245537He's Makar with a Canadian flag
>>158245534Forgot about this guy. Remember that fake Instagram account that showed him in weird pics or whatever
>>158245534shannon should beat this retard up for gimmick infringement
Just saw dominos got rid of tots
>>158245542wait a sec...
Aatu Raty is Connor McDavid with a finnish flag
nobody's buying any narratives, i'm gonna lose my home!
McKenna and Stenberg are incredibly overrated. What a horrible draft that was.Toronto media thinks Gavin is the next Kucherov and the San Jose Trannies think Stenberg is more than just a 2nd line guy. They'll both be lucky to be 1st line quality players.
>>158245696We’re even 10 games in show some respect and have some patience you asshole
>>158245696stenberg is the best player on his line THOUGHmisa is struggling :(
they're saying jack hughes is unhappy in new jersey
>>158245751Why are all the Hughes brothers so unlikable? I guess Luke is irrelevant though.
>>158245751another american franchise player wants out
They all want to Minnesota
New saddledome is gonna suck dick, I hate numales and numale apologists
>>158245896Turn off your VPN
>>158245934Flames are germanys team, everyone I know are flameschads. We have viewing parties in the middle of the night for our flames
hockey is irrelevant
>>158246076Wrong we beat the ducks are few days back
>>158246076Flameschads have moved beyond silly concepts like ”winning” or ”losing”
Celebrini is on a pace for over 140 pointsMcDavid is on a pace for over 230
>>158246083and that's a good thing
>>158246083Thank you Gary
>>158245696The biggest problem for the both of them is they are not Macklin Celebrini
How much is faggot media going to seethe if Babcock wins the Stanley Cup his first season back?
good morning /hoc/
>>158246550Would cause everyone ass pain other than the fans of the specific team that wins
>>158246279I'll still never forgive him for *checks notes* not chatting it up with his healthy scratches and also *checks notes* wanting to see some family photos of his new team to get to know them bettee
>>158246767Retards
>Mike Babcock apologists in /hoc/Grim
Edmonton is located on the Rez anyway get your facts straight
when the flames go to oil country
There are rumors Leafs are trading Mckenna for Scott Laughton
>>158239433Homosexual tape
Our canesies :) play tonight
>>158247206Hope they fuckin lose
My bruins clawed back and won :D
When the sunbelt loseThey scurry away like ratsWhen the flames loseThey are all still here and the dome still packed
>>158247474Holy checked True and they seethe at our undying support for or flames!
>>158247203someone please infiltrate these games and hack the fuck out of his shins
>>158246761Bunting gets more ice time than both Michkov and Martone from Tocchet.
>>158247826canada was run by the orange order for a century
>>158247729I’ll put some tr00n tape on my stick and hack the shit out of him
Huomenta
You don’t hear much about the orange fella anymore
huomenta, what the fuck happened at that military base last night, canabros?
>>158248117>>158248117>>158248117New
how are we feeling since the flyers are not winless anymore?
>>158246761Ref mogged>laffs