buckley fuckin SUCKS editionprev >>158223267
KWAB, kek what happened to joaqin? what a fall from grace. Why didn't these retards release the main event for fight night Sydney today
Tom Aspinall has reportedly 'completed' pornhub
buckley was made for the gas station parking lot, not indian patriots like Malott
Noncesar retirement week.
after years of getting bullied on bloodborne like a weak ass reddit bitch i was able to piece up the first boss without breaking a sweat
Blk boys were born to be tortured, genocided, raped, and enslaved. This is your purpose. This is biology. This is nature. This is evolution.Poor little blk boy......
>>158254752That follow-up was lush
what was move was buck breakley even trying to attempt? this needs to go into the heem scholar archive for further study
>>158254774As luscious as a blk boy's booty spread open for his daddy's BWC
>>158241994i would like to take a moment to remind every heemer hereblackscantfight
>>158254806Buckely habitually level changes for no reason all the time, usually for no good reason. He was probably just going to explode with some random shit like always
>>158254806he was going for a dipping straight to the body and then probably following it upstairs with a hook which probably would have worked if he had tried more takedowns and wasnt so predictable in terms of shot selection
>>158254774very good post-heem heem punch
>>158241994his brother makes 1.85M per year in the NHL. wonder if the ufc brother will end up making more.
>>158254939You're fucking retarded.
here's a jeff malott fight in the NHL .he's a 4th liner. basically thats the checking line and usually has a fightershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTOzlVmFddQ
Faglier deserves the hw title shot
>>158254987>>158255032no you[re fucking retarded
they're just fighting!
My boy Buckley just needs some more time to iron out some of the defensive holes in his striking game. He will be back.
OH YOU CAN HEAR IT, JOE
Hockey is so fucking gay
>>158241994Rank ethnicities / races in combat sports
Justin Gaethje heems every
new rule: wmma fighters start with a permanent active lovesense and get 10 seconds off each time they land a significant strike
>>158255344holy shit this dude looks intense
>>158255134if he hasnt ironed out those holes in 30 fucking fights he aint gonna
Buckley didnt even really sting Mallott once
>>158255167Ur mom's gaySincerely,/hoc/
>>158255167soft pusy
buckley blasted by bwc bung blows
>>158255411What one shot of bucked up does to a person...
>>158255709blows my fucking hair into chucky doll hair, turns me beet red, gives me arrythmia and makes me look cool in the process
I deserve to eat Kayla Harrison's ass
>>158255022oh shit b i saw this heem all over tv
>>158255305when the foodstamps get cut off
>>158255977when I land in Tajikistan instead of Toronto
Mallot accidently kneed this nigga in the head. Imagine what he can do on purpose
Check out this big turtle I just caught while fishing. Totally sweet.
My TV licence has expired, can't watch anymore UFC
>>158255167You're allowed to criminally assault people in hockey. Goalies used to play without helmets.
>>158256398its over
mmaguru status?
>>158256398don't worry mate, it's been tacked onto your monthly broadband subscription soon
>>158255848Probably tastes crazy, she's eating like 200g of protein a day
>>158256477We know as much as you
>>158256398>TV
>>158256154the mouthpiece keeps flying and takes out on of elon's satellites
'd care to make love to Mackenzie Dern
>>158256516Well, I will keep thinking and praying :(
give me 2012 miesha tate butthole and I will ascend
Joe Rogan can taste his own butthole
Feel so bad for guru bros, guy has to stream himself watching UFC for a couple hours 1 day per week for thousands and thousands of dollars. Must be soooo hard, hopefully he's okay
I'm a Jiri in a bottle you gotta rub me the right way
>>158256768Let's go for that
For me it's prime Kailin Curran
>>158256601Hey he could've fallen in love on Friday and is spending the weekend with his future wife.
what the fuck is GSP doing. CTE can't be bad enough to be talking about prison homos on podcasts?
>>158256849Nah, fuck that
mma is really gay if you pause and think about it
>>158257077Not really
>>158257077If it's gay then why don't I jerk off to it?
Canadians eat maple syrup and lose UFC fights LMAO
stop getting out of tone Sweden
>>158257344Gaethje said THAT?
Buckley thought he was so cool with his silent gimmick. Now he can’t say anything since his jaw was obliterated.
>>158257344We prefer corn syrup like everyone else.
>>158257476He thought silence was violence. Turns out you gotta punch me.
I've seen people saying Canadians like to eat maple syrup and they lose UFC fights
I'm beginning to think GSP has had gay sex a couple of three times
>>158257601
GSP is straight as an arrow. I can’t say the same for most of you fags.
>>158257344UFC Sweden .... whatever happened there?
>>158257630He might not be gay but he sure ain't straight motherfucker
>>158257664You’re either one or the other. Simple as.
>>158257656Sweden just needs some more time to iron out some of their striking game
i’m hearing a rumor that robelis despaigne is set to fight tai tuivasa
>>158257700For real?
GSP is super straight. One time I sucked his meng for over an hour and he didn't even cum (I'm really good).
based tooey teooyvasa getting fights long after his card expired
>punches you in the dick
Sweetden you know you're sweet as southern peach cobbler boy
AND STILL
>>158257754Sweet Joe. I remember
>>158243497Just shit fundamentals. He goes for a rear hook and for some reason instead of moving towards Mallot's lead side (which would have lined up Mallot's face with the hook perfectly) he moves into his power side, maximizing the damage he takes from the knee.
>>158256477people at r/mmaguru are saying that during his last stream he was complaining about anus pain and that he is probably either recovering from anal surgery or dead
I masturbate to mma cute girls on the rare occasion they win fights
>>158258461well then i guess you're never going to masturbate again
>>158255105This was the cringest shit ever
>>158254752I bet Malotts coach told him to do this. Its becoming obvious its now a game of the coaches game plan coming to fruition or not after careful study and analysis
Who you think wins that shit, Merab or Petr Yan?
Split that shit,Hit that shit!
>BEASTrab will be champ again
/heem/ sucks right now
>>158257726is this true?
this place always fucking sucks, dude where the hell is spammy
honestly? respect
spammy and sneed stopped posting at the same timereally makes you think
>>158260126are you implying they're in a relationship?
stand still while i heem you
>>158260126Actually I'm still here I just took the name off because I was starting to get annoying
merab? who's that? merab merab huh nope not ringing a bell. ohhh wait you mean nigger. yeah I usually call him that so I was a bit confused haha. yeah okay you're talking about nigger. gotcha.
>>158259847Apparently Marab fought 5 times the year he lost and apparently Yan was injured the time he lost, now Yan has had back surgery and Merabs nose is on the side of his head. Merabs performance in the first fight with the 100 takedown attempts was probably the most impressive physical performance I have witnessed in any sport besides Michael Jordan dunking from the freethrow line
merabeast is reclaiming the belt and solidifying his GOAT status
>>158260465fuck off omalley
squeal piggy.....I SAID SQUEAL
even guys like beastrab need some rest, yan is getting ragdolled
Constructing the Ultimate Fighter. So far I have>Gaethje's lips>Merab's nose>the back of Gane's head>DC's fade>Max's penis>Alex's dumper>Jon's toes
>>158261008what about knees
>>158260001Vatos on the street? Yeah they posit thusly.
>>158260821unc is 37 and still a virgin it's over bruh
>>158261169No way, merab looks like he's still 17
>>158261264Sup Sneed, still got Autogynephilia?
>The Present>The Past>The Futurehttps://youtu.be/EH2FBDs4Epw
>>158261299Sup spammy, you excited for UFC 333?
>>158261318Why didn't Umar come out
>>158260195It's that type of self awareness that makes you so lovable and respected within the group. Don't get down on yourself.
>>158254752How did it come to this?...
>>158261318>finna lose soon>retired>pfl
You just know as soon as Shavkat returns Pisslam will suddenly need to retire. These guys are so predictable.
i thought spammy got banned
>>158261318They're fucking up man... He's gonna ruin their legacy. They should have listened to fazza. There's a reason he wanted Usman to remain at Bellator and the Paul Hughes fight is proof. He should have accepted PFL's 3 million dollar deal. This is going to be so bad for the Nurmagomedov name.
>>158261486Paul Hughes beats most of the UFC lightweight roster
>>158261460yeah right dude
>>158261453Nah, he wants to fight him and probably knows his knee is cooked and will likely not be the same. Plus the Kazakhstanis don't follow Sharia and drink alcohol so he will want to humble him :point_up_emoji:
>>158261504Nah, he moved up to Lightweight from featherweight because PeeFL's tournament structure used to focus on only a couple weight classes a year. If he came to UFC he would fight at featherweight. He would get hurt bad at Lightweight, as we've seen time and time again, sadly. It's going to go very badly for Usman at lightweight. I don't like it anymore than you but it's the truth.
>>158261539Bro he ducked RDA, you really think he's ever going to fight somebody like Shavkat Rakhmanov? No chance Pisslam ever takes that ass whooping.
>>158261600if we judge how they looked against garry they seem to be about equal to each other. what am I supposed to be impressed by him finishing old man wonderboy and geoff neal as if islam wouldn't do the same?
>>158261671Shavkat is a nightmare style matchup for Islam
>>158261721Maybe on Planet Retard.
>>158261721only delusional youtubers are saying this
>>158261738We don’t post our addresses here.
Hopefully they put jasmine on the Toronto card
Hunter Campbell is the one booking these shit cards while Dana is off being a faggot boxing promoter. Hunter needs to be publicly heemed.
>>158260821He's the underdog so that's what I wanna see, he's chopped tho compared to Yan. You think he's coming in with a high fight IQ gameplan to adjust? No he'll just try to work harder.
test
So what's the truth behind basharat not being re-signed. I'm guessing he fought out his contract to play the field, ufc took that as a threat and didn't offer to resign him. Do they usually offer a new contract before your last fight or do you have to request it?
>>158262088Thinking drains too much energy in a fight, theres a reason it's a punching and kicking contest and not a chess and trivia contest
Buckley lost because he was comprehending high level psychology before the fight, not shaking Danas hand went viral and he knew exactly what he was doing. Bringing in the fans like a champ, he constructed that outcome with his own prefrontal cortex.
>>158262161>supreme
i have to get up for work in 4 hours
>>158262244Haha
>>158262244Hehe
>>158262244kek
>>158262244Hihi.
Big deal! I've been going on less than three hours for twenty long years. Extra long, too, since I don't spend them napping like the youths! Lounging about with their full heads of hair and nary a care, well I don't like em!
well that wasn't funny
Real killjoy
>>158254752Sissy clitty blk boi anon? Are you back or am I too much of a casual and not around enough to see you?
Joaquin's whole identity was him spinning back kick a Congolese fella and hasn't proven himself since lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZdUdjh5eRg&pp=0gcJCUcMAYcqIYzvThawlts? Aniki only speaks the truth
jon jones. ciryl gane. micheal mallott.
you have to admit movsar has aura
pedo aura
The hokitt promo for 334 was sick/dope
Is anyone here old enough to remember Sam Hyde? He was based
Why do they keep sending Kody Steele to the Arab/ Australia cards? Its weird
>UFC 400 was 9 weeks ago
Damn missed the dubois fight
>>158263882Did he win?
>>158263890Ye but wardly wasn't ready
>>158263927Marauder.
>>158263385>nepotism in the UFCwe got a taste of that recently
>>158264039Looks more like brotherly love tjan nepotism
Has not posted anything on social media for over a week.
>>158264121I wonder what his pubes look like, oh wait I dont have to because they are on his face
>>158264121MMA as a whole is in a valley currently. Cards suck, /heem/ is slow, and Guru isn’t interested.
the streets say mmaguru got giga heemed
GODru really runs this shit, takes a week off and the spergs all lose their minds.
pensacola man dies from turbo aids
>>158264252Woman*
good job Conor. now you will be remembered as some guy with hog rider hair that fucked up his leg in 5 seconds for every non-boomer fan.
>>158264265I mostly just remember him as a rapist
The worst thing Conor ever did was Proper 12. Because now all of his social medias are unusable sludge filled to the brim with posts about his shit whiskey or his pub or his energy drinks.
>>158264265Not after he whips Masvidal's ass next year
twitter getting rid of voice notes is what really flushed goobster
>>158264409they were separated but not divorced. now quit gossiping like a teenage girl.
Aaron "Gossiping Like A Teenage Girl" Pico
>>158264265>you're only as good as your last fightnonsense, before his boxing era, he was one of the best, exiting and well rounded strikers ever in MMASadly, he'll mostly be remembered for his insane behavior during his career and for his 5 year alcohol and cocaine benderYou
>>158264420Look before you leap-Sun Tzu
Pico would KWAB movshart had he not ducked but you all aren't ready for that conversation.
>>158264484i said thisnoncesar's the only man on the planet incapable of zeeming him
>>158264471Is the joke that boxing is dead?
>>158263385>"Contender Series nowadays consist of no-names with records they've built against cans"giving a chance to up and coming fighters is... LE BAD???
>>158264409you forgot the part where she got engaged with a Mediterranean bull and birthed their child at 42 years old, just 1 year after the suicide of her previous husband, who was married to her for 13 years (what the fuck is wrong with women)
wasted my entire life
>>158264522>giving a chance to up and coming fighters is... LE BAD???Yes.
>>158264138>MMA as a whole is in a valley currently.MMA has been in a valley for a while now. UFC having the monopoly hosting the biggest fights in MMA, without real competition, having too much bad influence in the community. Especially when upper management is proven to sell out, giving away autonomy for sponsorship deals. They can't even give their fighters decent gloves that don't cause a distortion of competition trough a never ending string of eye pokes. Trevor Whitman created gloves that would be perfect, but someone in the company or a sponsor got too greedy and demanded a unreasonable amount of equity > Cards suckWith some exceptions, most cards these last months had high quality, entertaining fights. Some cards over delivered, imoDon;t start on Holloway v McGregor situation. That card was golden, even if they knowingly sent a invalid Irishman into the cage to produce the biggest disappointment in MMA history. Dana did give us another 'Holy Shit' moment. Management being unreasonably greedy doesn't seem to ruin the quality of fights, yet
>>158264522>records they've built against cansBuckley just headlined an event, while being the biggest can crusher in the sport. His only notable win is against old man Wonderboy who was long past his prime. He got flushed every time going against top tier fighters
Uhmm, am I missing something? Who the hell is Patrick Tomlinson? Is he some unranked welterweight? Why did Buckley call him out in his post fight interview after his KO loss and said he's gonna "blow his wife's cunt up with nuclear buttered shrimp farts?" What I strange thing to say... I really don't get it, can someone who follows UFC more closely explain this weird call out to me? I even checked the UFC roster and there isn't anyone named Patrick Tomlinson in any weight category...
>perceiving MMA as an actual sport and not as a based retard soap opera that occasionally has fights NGMI
I hope mma guru is dead.
Just realized theres no tendie series tomorrow
It's not a really a sport. It's an extremely violent form of competition where the most technically proficient fighter, being physically and mentally tough, having the creativity and intellect to adapt and overcome his opponents efforts to defeat him. MMA is an art. It's right there in the last letter of the abbreviation. Connoisseurs who are aware and appreciate the suffering fighters go trough, the level of difficulty their physical performance requires, know that MMA is the purest form of art humanity can produce. Fighters putting their physical and mental well being on the line in their high stakes performance is insane level of self-sacrifice no other artists can match.Maybe Daniel Day Lewis, Christian Bale or Heath Ledger, willingly suffer physically and take some mental damage to reach a higher level to play their characters convincingly
You lot can tend to me in series tmr
>>158264522We got the paramount bag. You'll watch these 12k/12K slobs fight and you'll be happy.
UFC: Where the best fight the rest
Me and Dana are spending the Paramount fund on bacarrat. Enjoy Mociano vs Nolan little bro
Whats happened to my sport...
>>158264522can't believe PBS is pushing that cunt Kate Abdo instead of /our-gremlin/
>>158264964
Fact: Shaub should be a permanent host on deep waters
All those moments will be lost in time
Last time Volk touched down in Abu Dhabi get was drunk and got mauled
>>158261391dis nigga shootin cum out his nose
Olivi should be swapped out with Nina
>>158264138The new card is dope
Abu Magomedov fight week
Lets get this thread to 500 replies so we can make a new heem
>>158263385They're literally region fighters. Most region fighters are not going to have great wins and even a good regional fighter isn't going to reach his potential until he's proven lol. If anything, the DWCS is objectively GOOD because there's a pressure to heem or submit the opponent. I think for sure there are fighters who might not have the confidence to really go for it and would be content sitting on the back foot playing safe like the majority of cage warriors fightes. But succeeding with a heem in this environment could condition them to have more confidence to press forward when they're in the poofc.Aniki's alright but still a mark. If you think someone's overhyped from the contender series and you closely tune in to their career in hopes to be validated and see them exposed and heemed down the line...And then you think "Dana's totally seething right now!" Congratulations, you are a mark. You've ordered the crispy mcchicken slop burger instead of the mcbig mac slop. You're a smart mark if you don't realize hype train derailment is a baked in part of the product that 60% of the fans tune in for. The house always wins. Until another promotion actually creates an ecosystem like this, they will never come close to competing. All these youtubers cry about slop and WWE-esque personality slop, but look at all their videos and what do they form the content around? Fighter personalities, le drama, and tabloid slop.
>>158265174Huh, imagine that
>>158265145fatslap turbomogs modern poofc
Remember I had a little (I did)Turned that shit to a lot (I did)Always been one hunnid (I was)Put that on my block (Oh yeah)
>>158265223Man Gane knows how to keep it real loose and have fun. When black people talk about "putting it on [their block]" are they referring to cocaine or music/rythem"
Merab is so based
>>158265223Wow you could say he........ Used to fly coach and now flies in first class......... Things used to be bad but have improved since then....... Modern day lyricism is inspirational......
Coffees ready bros
>>158265273
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHuh
>>158265286bit of a brazilian tap on the leg but I'll allow it since letting go when he's standing
>>158265290This is why Paul Harris solved MMA grappling
>>158265292Now that's a name I haven't heard in some time...
I felt a tap-Paul Harris
Darth Rigatoni will be the second coming of Paul Harris
>>158265365more like second bumming doo a fruit!
I need to use the bathroom
>Look you can't cut/resign boring fighter's because you.... JUST can't okay
>>158262244>boohoo im up at 7amlazy lie in cunt
>>158265286He should have waited for ref stoppage before releasing the choke. Rookie mistake
>>158265174when I did MMA in 2009 I had to fight Jordan Mein and Rory Macdonald in some reginal thing I got invited to in Alberta some regions are fuckin dickheads that ruin careers
Which Pokemon would do the best in the octagon?
>>158265571Tangela
>>158265571Eternamax Eternatus
>>158265571Hariyama
>>158265571Hitmonchamp when he hits the Phillip Shell
>>158265571>>158265574>>158265591>>158265601>>158265643>poketroonsYou should perhaps kill yourselves you retarded subhuman trannies
Mike Mallott beats Makachev
>>158265571wasn't snorlax a double champ?
Ufc 333 fight week
>>158265681fuck you dudefuck you
>>158265783Lopes getting a face full of volkussy
I do not enjoy watching Volk fight. I usually turn it off after the co-main on Volk cards.
>>158265862That is a shame. He is an talented fighter with excellent IQ and gameplanning
>>158254854Bobby Green is an honorary white
>>158265868>O-OH SHIT IS THAT GOOD FOOTWORK?!>holy FUCK bro he just feinted! Again! >OH SHIT WHAT A 49-46
>>158265911me unironically
Fuck buck
>>158265911*leg kicks you and circles away*dont ever disrespect the goat
Volkov is gonna heem that Evloev guy.
>>158265862most main events get that treatment from me, champions fight too safe its not for me
That little pedo rat has zero real winsVolk by murder
>>1582553361. Caucasus2. Northen England, Scotland & Ireland3. Balkan & Eastern European4. Russian5. Brazilian Pardos6. White (broadly central european ancestry)7. Black8. Scandinavian9. Eastern Asian10. Arab11. IndianNot enough samples on other ethnicities, I could count south americans as Portuguese & Spanish like I know Glover Teixeira and Shogun Rua are of portuguese descent but then I'd have to do a lot of research on fighters and I'm not that autistic.
Hokit be like something something Paris something something Kamala Harris and Gane be like ok and I be like WOAH
I-I don't like watching Volk fight be-because I'm a whiny bitch!
Vile scran Volk. Beautiful work champ.
Grew out of the whole heem phase, sports in general are mere distractions to the rampant inflation and fascism occuring everywhere
>>158266255Ypu know it's a volk reciper when the first step is making ground beef
>>158266289Dishonest post
>>158266279You know what? Good for you. There's noting wrong with taking the world more seriously
>>158266306Cleaning that pan is going to suck ass why did he pour the sauce like that
I think Volk might be fucked, he's been making Taki burgers, Movsar is going to kill him
Evloev will punish Volkanovski for his haram diet
>nearly ends him own career
>>158266306Bit raw for me
>>158266441Oh relax you pussy he had his legs apart nothing would've happened
>>158266441well, he is part "macedonian"
>>158266255Yellow mustard is vomit inducing
>>158266240He's had maybe 3 exciting fights in his UFC career. He's too good at avoiding damage and he's pillowfisted AF
>>158266478Idk Makachev seemed to damage him bigly
>....oink
>>158241994I don't know what to say but you cannot be doing that if you're Buckley. If you're Buckley you don't wanna lose to Mike Mallot especially by knockout. It's just not something you want to do if you're Joaquin Buckley and have title aspirations. That's not the move.
Its impressive how strong UFC is with social media. Surprisingly Powerslap is popular too lmao its beating nhl
>>158266246>>158266719This is pretty interesting because this is something you want to do if you're Islam Makhachev. First, if you're Islam Makhachev and end up on bottom it's actually good because you're opponent won't be able to do anything to you because you're Islam Makhachev, no one is going to submit you in the ground. Secondly, having visible damage does not matter if you're Islam Makhachev because it won't get taken into account. So, if you're Islam Makhachev and have more visible damage than you're opponent than you're probably doing ok because you're Islam Makhachev.
>>158266786Really made me think
It was a lucky kwab.
Fake ones are not ready for the 3rd Reyes title run
You're a faggot if you eat your steak well done
>>158266330Just throw it in the dishwasher
>>158257403he did, and guess whatHIS DAD WAS HOLDING A BEER
>>158266932his ctemaxxing will pay dividends on this next run
>>158266989President Trump eats his steak well done with ketchup
>>158267025horse shit trump only eats mcdonalds, his big mac farts are part of his power play intimidation moves
>>158266441good man wearing the RIGHT footwear for any occasion
>>158267039Didn't realise he took inspiration from the Ailin Perez playbook
I only eat well done meat-khamzat chimaev
>>158267056He ate Sean Stricklands meat
Zatsissy gobbled up that Strictdaddy meat raw
>>158267063>>158267079Factual posts.
I am now a 3rd degree heem member looking forward to putting in that work and rising the ranks
some sport you got here
Strickland had that pigga oinking on him shit
HUGE episode today
>That's right, we're going to Ukraine this month, it's gonna be fuckin' bad ass -Dana White
>>158267079Good post
>>158267025The 'Helwanis' love their steak well done
>>158267127No Mercy on the pod? Damn I'm finna check dat one yeah check it yeah
>>158267127Literally who? I'll be watching the 2x champ https://www.youtube.com/live/LIDf37VxWyQ
>>158266989Told them well done one time and it was still red in the middle so I sent that shit right back to get more cooked
the tenderest orb a documentary on Tom Aspinall
>>158267144Remember when you said this guy was good? Heh...
>>158267175No but I remember Calvin Kattar ducking him
>>158267175remember when they had to pretend jon fitch was good for his fight with gsp cause he was so fucking boring most didnt know who he was? then he has his most exciting fight which is him getting brutalized, lol jon fitch
My boy Farid Basharat was undefeated, 7-0 in the UFC and still got dropped cuz he's a decision merchant. What does that make Belal
>>158267233Gotta do better than that if you want The Champ to notice you lil bro
Khabib is above Makhachev on the goat list
>>158267138Volk has no right to comment on someone's food preferences
>>158267248god is watching
GSP told me it's not fully gay to have gay sex once or twice
gsp lied
aliens made gsp say this
HEEMBEDDED IS UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gxrVT5v-P4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gxrVT5v-P4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gxrVT5v-P4
>>158267268Wrong
bug brick freak!
Not, in fact, eager to see Volk scranning
>>158267408I've got indie alternatives
>>158267127Nah we're all here in the deep waters. This is big.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9gWgWmwbGU
>>158267397Lopez loves sucking on big dark beef flaps
Bug Chasing with Volk
Ramming railroad rivets up my ass with Volk
>>158267343Crazy that we now know he was right. Khamzat would have gassed hunting a submission in the 1st (with zero gnp capability) and then Nate would spam 1-2s at agassed khamzat for 4 rounds and win. Lol it almost makes me mad thinking about it because it's true.
>>158267428He's a quitter, sadly. No more Munchies with Marcus
Fuck Hunter Campbell
>>158266246why is islam looking at the camera like that as if he wants me to jump in and help him
>blow 30 Million on Ryan Garcia squashing some random asshole >constantly bullied by Eddie Hearn >about to get cucked out of Fury vs Joshua >Top 10 P4P guy leaves Zuffa boxing without ever fighting there >The guy that fucks Babyshark is still not a Megastar Why is he such a lolcow in the pillow tap space?
>>158267547Insecure about being failure in the boxing industry earlier in his career
>>158267547>Fucks Jellybeanxoxo
Magomed Ankalaev says his next fight could be against Dricus Du Plessis
Gane Locktober
Heem needs a rebrand I propose we start calling this general /deepwaters/
>>158266244I hate this fucking retard so god damn much. He's just cooking shitty ground beef patty and fake cheese slices in a pan, but instead of doing it at home like a normal person, he goes into the woods somewhere and films himself like a woman, making the most basic dog shit slop possible. Fuck this retard.
>Volkanovski's main video on his channel is the Islam ko aftermathThe most important moment in his life was losing to Islam twice
>>158267799Did you not see he used a BRICK to smash the burgers sweetie try again
k
>>158267799He's like the unabomber of cooking. He uses a fucking brick to smash the parties. No one else is doing that shit
>>158267806Anyone who knows ball could tell he was drugged prior to that fight he came out looking like he was on some sort of downers, classic Ali shenanigans
>parties Fucking retard KWAB
>>158267858Ack!
I'm adding mallot to my boy list you may now seethe
I think Demetrious Johnson is riddled with cte
Haven't showered since Saturday and have a major case of stank dick I know how Garfield felt now
>>158267929
26 days until Gane fights.
Got a job interview at 4, later broke ass reddit bitches
>>158268170Break a leg as if Gaethje gave it a calf kick man that boy's a phenom
>>158268182You're talking about Justin Gaethje? Yeah guys a special talent for sure.
Ponder Gaethje
>>158268217Careful doing this..............
FUCK YOU HUNTER YOU PIECE OF SHIT
Adesanya walked so MVP could crawl.
Adesanya said he had pre cum in his cup after his debut.
>Yeah we just need you for one scene, champ.Volk bros...
ufc event this weekend is on early af
>>158268357Thank fuck! Thank you Abu Schaubi
>>158268357gonna miss you beauty sleep cupcake?
>>158268357Thank god, MC opens up this week on the wow server i play on i can raid in peace.
>>158268399FFFFFAAGGOT!!
>>158268397yeah lol
>>158268246
lol evloev is getting pieced tf UP b
Has volk solved MMA?
what did dana do with jellybean in the back room?
>>158267654Ank gonna go down to middleweight?
>>158268334I thought mma guys drewl? only to get humiliation ritualed in a single scene to PW. we dont deserve le fighter paydays. we simply can't sell out stadiums with $1000+ nosebleeds and 70k front rows like wrestlemania. our WWEdaddies keep the lights on for us uncivilized degenerate jesters to roll around naked with each other
>>158268527Bacca'd her rat
>>158268550oh yeah? has vince ever fucked jelly bean? thats what i thought
>>158268549No Dricus just said he wants to go to light heavyweight at some point https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NY57-sRwyC8Says he is cutting 45lbs (which looks more like he's getting FAT out of camp and has to lose 20lbs, then actually cut 20+water) Seems to me was considering it but now wants to get the 185 title and move up. Which points to Strickland being serious about vacating.
Azamat Murzakanov was looking like a beast until he lost to Secret Juice, now hes fighting Reyes who (no disrespect) seems fairly washed. Reyes is probably massive in size compared to Murz, thoughts?
>>158268629Murzakanov has gotten busted with secret juice so many times. Surely he's perfected the art of not getting caught for this one after that loss and Reyes is gonna likely get crumpled into dust brutally.
Movsar would've beaten Roman Reigns
>>158268568bodied that freak
>>158268568Vince has literally made poor Dana eat his own CUM, along with 3 BBC marauders at the same time. How about that?
Of the four men involved in the main event and co main event which boy has the most sugar in his tank?
>>158266758>Power Shart>7.5 million
>>158268708Damn Vince is freaky as hell. Irl bbc poster
>>158268727
>>158268759my boy merab fucking anything with a hole
>>158268759Merab is so based.
RIP MMA Guru.
>>158268727Movsar. The real reason he married such a young lady is so he could mold her into being okay with his 'males for pleasure, females for procreation' mentality (actual Muslim saying but a little worse...)
NEWS:Corner Mcgregor (Gayry) will fight again this year, probably in December on the Charles vs Lopes 335 CardWho is he fighting?
>>158268759>>158268778yan could never
>>158267428I hate Americans so much
>>158268823kek muslims really do be like this tho
>>158268794:(
>>158268357Dana loves us, all good events are on EU hours
>>158268794Rip. He just had one too many chicken mcnuggets
>>158268847Come on man. That's something only unhinged moms in the weird parts of the midwest would make (south Dakota, Minnesota).
>>158268831Nick Diaz
>>158268759Thats a man
>>158268667Twice and the last time in 2024 was a standard supplement issue
sneed how is your pancreatitis journey going these days bro?
Apparently MMA Joey assassinated MMA Guru
So U.A.E (Abu Dhabi) has officially joined with Saudi Arabia in fight against Houthis in Yemen. Which means they could get heemed same way that Saudi Arabia has because their official allies now. Also Iran is chimping out again and is probably gonna do something. Basically some shit is finna happen for sure maybe even before 333 event. The fighters have balls for agreeing to go over there.
buckley was raped gaped and booty blasted
>>158269021will they kill our precious wrestlersissies in retaliation?
Buck was thug shakin on the canvas for massa.
>>158268952>south Dakota, Minnesotano idea what those are, this is how I picture USA
>>158269021
>>158269046aint europoors suppose to be smart at least?
it was a lucky knee (unironically)
>>158268967Of course of course;) I should say I think he'll be able to optimize his performance this time around with his fight being in the UAE.
>>158269021Yes I'm sure all the fighters are fully aware of the geo political situation and have calculated all the potential war time risks.
>>158269064Ask an american irl to list the states that have an "X" in their names
>>158269076oh is he brown?
>>158269046All of Spain can fit inside Texas... You just remember that, Pedro...
My semen retention journey is coming up to 1 year
>>158269104retaining a years worth of semen in your bamhole? honestly... respect
>>158269054The Goof is a celebrity over there. UFC is really popular. I bet he has some pull and can get things done.
>>158269095He is a Caucus Mtn region Muslim brazza. Right next to Chechnya to it's west and Dagestan is to the east of Chechnya. So he will get a warm welcome and a nice blind eye in UAE.
>>158269128I see...
Petr Yan is going to let 10s of houthi rebels through the fire escape
>>158267397That was percectly fine without the sausage and extra layer of brisket at that point there's too many meats to differntiate the flavors or for the texture of the coleslaw to matter
>>158268667Some of the brazzas cheat and then hide in their mountain villages. They dont have real roads and its steep dirt roads so its a bitch to get to them. So they duck UFC drug tests like this. Yair used to go Mexican desert to duck the tests. He did it too much tho thats why they suspended him. You can only duck a few tests before they get suspicious of you. Then they put you on that extra test lists where they stalk you for tests. Some fighters also use a special hotline to snitch on each other.
>>158269163sad but true
>>158269166
Real champions hide under cages for hours to avoid piss tests. like Jon "Gay" Jones.
>>158269163And neither Drug Free Sports OR Usada's main guys flew over to the Caucus regions to personally collect. They have russian third parties collect the piss. They even showed it in their own doc that Khabib's newer mountain training facility takes over 3 hours to travel to from the main city. There was a full giant tree in the road and boulders. That means even in the worst case scenario there's probably some mountain brazza living at the bottom who could call anytime testers are headed there and the team has at the very least, 3 hours to flush their systems as best they can.
>>158269202Jon was just zooted and paranoid
Has anyone checked on Hasbulla since, the incident?
What kind of memes do you guys want for this weekend?
>>158269046god foreigners are so fucking stupid
>>158269351Who wins a split decision over THE Nick Lentz
Is Merabs rpg7 real or a toy? He was pointing it at his neighbours house
>>158269374THE GOAT(fucker) ENVLOEV
>>158269377His fat neighbor?
>>158269377he thinks its realhis tard wrangler switched out the warhead for a fake
>>158269163>>158269207>Ok kid. We still need a Chimaev sample for this quarter. He's currently at the Kadyrov residence. Just show up there unannounced and do your job.
Dana is wildin
>>158269393Im not fully upto date on Merabs neighbours current health statuses
>>158269377no georgian is ever is wielding fake weapons b
>>158269377Tip submitted.jpg About to bet my mortgage on kalshi that he doesn't make the walk
Anyone remember the build up to Edwards vs Usman before the head shot dead moment? All the ESPN build up and interviews with Usman were more centered around a potential boxing superfight with Canelo instead of the upcoming fight with Edwards.Imagine if he actually did box Canelo in a big gay boxing superfight.
>>158269482We're not discussing this shit right now fagThat heem usmeng gave meng legit shaved years off his life though I saw dude strutting down a runway the other day the boy is scrambled
>>158269505His standup was completely heemed by the Edwards championship fight. Even if he won, he would have been flatlined by Canelo. So I'm saying it's better this way.
>>158269482usmeng would have been picked apart
>>158269445It's not a house, it's a home. Stop betting it and find a girl and have a family
>>158269419this is why people call you subhuman. it's not even funny. you just made some worthless slop for no reason.
>>158269482Canelo wouldn't have had an answer for this
>>158269590I bet you're fun at parties bird ass
Porksar Oinkloev roasting on the spit
>>158269598its called a body shot b
Grotty little wog
just lurked /box/>mfw
>>158269656This is AI generated
>>158269637you wouldn't know since you don't get invited to them
>>158269419daneh on the run from ngannou
>>158269637The fuck do you know about parties your ass is here 25/8
sneed is a gay retard
sneed is fuckin basef
>>158269598.....
It is said Justin Gaethje is responsible for the mandela effect that Pasttime is now spelled as Pastime... Fools out here quantumly heeming dictionaries man... Levels...
>>158269865Head moomen...
Volk? Volk will heem.
>It's crazy to think that Evloev has nevr finished anyone in the UFC>Well just because he's not knocking people out doesn't mean he's not a good fighter. Movsar is->OHHHHHHHHHH>A HEADKICK SENDS VOLKANOVSKI TO THE SHADOW REALM>AND NEW>OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH>UNBELIEVABLE
>>158269865Slickest since Pernell Whittaker
>>158269377Evolve is unfortunately going to win but only because he was at the right place at the right time
Is Lone'er a tragic case of a fighter with perfect technique but just dosen't have the chin at his weight class but is also too small to move up
>>158269956…himself after Pedoev pops his heem cherry with him.
>>158270153If a fighter has perfect technique they wouldn't be getting touched.
>>158269021Please God let Iran heem these camelfuckers.
>>158270153mtfk loses one fight and suddenly every internet genius can see every hole in his game
>>158270185So slick it looks perfect like Topuria
Kino.
>>158270220Hold let me take a picture of that right hook with my hands do-zzzz
>>158270153More a case of bad career management
>>158269351unironic trvke
>>158270213Do you really think im a genius or are saying i'm hiding behind the internet to make it seem like im genius? Or are you saying I have standard or below level intelligence but once I have the power of the internet, it makes me seem like a genius, or that the information I get from the internet combined with my low intelligence gives only myself the illusion, I am a genius?
Evloev has still literally never had a boring fight
>>158270220nice technique he got there
>>158270185Not slick slick like Petr Yan but he has perfect form from training
>>158270300>>158270220why didnt they train him to put his hands up
>>158269351Yea
>>158255344were his gloves loaded? or does he just hit really fucking hard?
>>158270326Aljo’s pitch black skin camouflages his wounds; in reality he’s much more lacerated than Merab.
>>158270320Can't train for a wild man like Charles Johnson
>>158270377you cant train putting your hands up?
>>158270326All Yan did was open some cuts on Merab's face, Merab has always looked this banged up
Poor Poofloev...
https://youtube.com/watch/aq2yxRQwEIA?q7AFBvoSLwLiTlNG
>>158259847Yan by decision probably
>>158269351All true
