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>>158242856>paris france olympics
>>158242856>>158242881streets are saying hybrid is a french american lightskin
>>158242921Already tried that with Killian Hayes
>>158242921there's nothing the prophecy that says the hybrid is a literal hybrid (lightskin).
First game of the season is a giant Spaniard vs. a giant Frenchman. Place your bets
>>158243034Wemby is always a tryhard against any perceived rivals
>>158243034going with the Spaniard, the french are big ass chokers
>>158243034Shai & Aday duo should be called Chudai
>>158243123Wemby chokes in finals. Losing opening night isn't a choke
>>158243034Zach Edey already made Wendy look like a fraud
>>158243123Kek
>>158243136Shai & Aday duo should be called Shiddy
I can't wait for the Italian Wemby to spill his meatballs all over the NBA's spaghetti
All the numbersfags and nerds should just tell a player where he falls short and then he will be the perfect player.
>>158243328I can't wait for 7'0 260 lbs Americans Wemby to traumatize the left with his builds.
>>158243523Teams do that all the time. Players know, but most will just do the bare minimum to get the check and when the check is sufficient in their minds they'll do nothing until they get bounced from the league. The ones who actually continuously work on their games become stars or at minimum long lasting roll players.
>>158243576Dude's neck got some girth wtf
>>158242856is it true chet beat wemby in some random u16 cup like 5 years ago and thats why he hates his guts. has chet returned the beef?
>>158243810Chet did everything he could to not return the beef to his own detriment these last playoffs. Not giving a fuck to a fault.
Wemby dunks arent that impressive and i dont get why people lose their shit over them
>>158243810>has chet returned the beef?nope.
>>158243576A regular Hanes t shirt would end this man's life
>>158243576We getting Gradey Dick variants now?
>>158243810Yeah it's cause Wemby outplayed him but USA won the game. Actually Chet got outplayed by his teammates on that team Kenny Lofton and Jaden Ivey but somehow still got MVP
holy AURA
>>158243993Did dick keep growing? dick status today?
>>158242856
What happens if Wemby actually gets deported, that'd be hilarious and honestly Spurs and that lanky faggot deserve it
>>158244210kings are winning a championship before zognald does that
>>158244091>Yes, NBA player Gradey Dick continued to grow taller after entering the league, reaching up to 6'8" and reportedly 6'9" in subsequent the offseasonThat dick just keeps growing
>>158244232good to hear I hope Dick grows non stop
>>158244198Hes a legend for how bad he embarrassed the knicks
YNR Mike Dickerson
>>158244990For real. Until there's some way that the Knicks can actually beat the Pacers this season, this is still mark o. their legacy for me
>>158245062The pacies are the real 2025 nba champion
>>158243328Mama mia!
>>158245156Holy soul
>>158245035Soulless.
wassup ain't you charles tillman
Larry bird
>>158244081Is this the culture >>158232299 KD talked about?
>>158245869Yeah, these two hate each other.
>>158245463Called us a nigga https://m.youtube.com/shorts/SQjMc7NLwWs?ra=m
the regular season starts tuesday with some really big games
We get arguments of who the GOAT is and Bron can change his game to whatever decades it is at 40+ years old don’t mention that yellow eyed dude to me
reminder that the "kerr clone" is a threat which is why he reacted to seeing it the way he did
Going from $20 mil a year to a minimum and then getting waived in less than five years is crazy
>>158243034wemby has about like 3~4 years to get a ring before all the proportionally looking giants show up to the league
>>158249609In 20 years 90% of the players in the nba will be 7' tall or taller
>LeMickey missed the playoffs then got swept and gentleman's swept the next four years
>>158246683...so his game now is Draymond Green with no defense.Wow.
wuffs
>>158250698get that weak ass bitch out of here.
>>158250607missed the playoffs AND got swept you say?!
They even got poems, you know, they'll say, "It's not the motion of the ocean, it's the boat of the lotion."I don't know. I don't memorize the poems, but I've even heard variants of the same poem. It's like "It's not the tree of the size, it's the axe that you wax with that." I don't know.It's a whole subgenre of poetry now that's taught in many of our finer institutions.Turns out guys with small cocks, nothing they like more than just spouting free verse at home about their... and the subtext of every one of these beautiful poems is that it doesn't matter how big your cock is, it's what you do with it, you know? Like, the guy with the giant cock would have no clue, you know, how would he possibly know?
On September 11, 2001, nineteen terrorists hijacked four commercial airliners mid-flight, crashing them into the World Trade Center and the Pentagon. 2,996 people died and another ~25,000 were injured.Personally, I walked through blood and bones in the streets of New York trying to find my brother.He was in northern Canada.In other news, LeBron James failed to qualify for the 2022 NBA playoffs.
In 2013, basketball player Jason Collins became the first active male athlete from a professional North American sports league to publicly come out as gay.In other news, Dwight Howard has come out as "really, really, really gay."
After closing out a successful first season, the WNBA is considering several changes to improve the level of play in the league next year. Among the proposals: extending the playoffs, increasing salaries, bringing back the three point line, and replacing all the female players with guys.WNBA officials expanded to 10 teams this week, adding franchises in Detroit and Washington, DC. But before you get too excited about the new additions to the league, remember: all of the players are still women. They stink at basketball. That's the problem. Other than that it'd be a good game, but they're all horrible so it makes it a boring game.
>The one guy who hasnt played with Lebron? you guessed Frank Stallone
might be the most boring season in past few years.>will your ~30 years old MVP and former champ win another with an underwhelming team?>has 50 years old lebron anything left in the tank to get to the 1st round exit again?>which rook/sophomore have break out season (20 ppg on low efficiency)?>which mediocre team will win 1-3 seed in a conference by being tryhards?we have already seen this multiple times
>>158251307The west is gonna have the same top teams but the east wide open. Toronto with Barnes and Kawhi, Boston, Cavs, and Pistons retooling, Knicks losing players and Atlanta
>>158243328Bargainani was just ahead of his time. Many such cases
>>158251398I am looking forward at Tatum choking at leading the meh team and then blaming the injury after. They get projected to go top 4 in East, but I see them as a play-in team.
>>158242856All the knicks bussy quiver in the presence of Halichad. If he was there at the ECF shit would not have gone down like that.
>>158244081Houston with Villain 2nd Seed, lost to full power Dubs with Curry & Butler Houston with KD 5th seed, bitched out to LeBum with Luka carry job. Suns with KD, 11th seed, total collapse no 'yins Suns with the Villain 7th seed, lost valiantly to the stacked Thunder. Villain won, the Servant lost.
>>158251783Luka didn’t play against Houston
>>158251573I see it.>Pistons gonna not take the regular season too seriously after that debacle>Cavs still not proven>Knicks lost players>Raptors dont know how the new guys are gonna click>Magic is too injury prone>Hawks are too young>Wizards are too injury prone
Ben Simmons will win COPTYScreen cap this
>>158252672CPOTY I meant
Adulthood is realizing that all the euro stars (Chokic,Puka,Wembust,Giannmickey) are the leagues villains. They all have low impulse control and rage issues too (save for maybe Luka) for some reason
>>158253011>for some reason
>>158253011The GOAT wasn't afraid to let his emotions show, and in a high intensity game this is normal. Those who carefully curate their behavior during high stress competition are psychopaths
>>158252578sorry i mean without. Point is da Villain makes cultures better. KD puts up meaningless points and ducks when shit gets hard.
>>158253112>implying Jordan isn't a psychopath
My only wish for the NBA is stopping Wemby get a ring, if this faggot gets a ring he'll become the most obnoxious player on earth.
>>158253011The league was at its peak when people like Magic, Larry & Jordan were on top. The era of LeBum was so ass they had to import all these forgein frauds like gianmickey and chokic who have no aura like old school american stars.
>>158253151Sakuragi would break Wembitch's back.
>>158253150He just kept it real, psychopathy is calculated
>>158253159>The era of LeBumYou mean the Stephen Curry era.>same number of rings, in less time, and 3-1 in Finals against LeBalco
>>158253194Psychopathy does not mean a lack of emotions, it means a lack of empathy. Psychopaths can get angry and lose control.Jordan is the GOAT BECAUSE he is a psychopath.Kobe is top 10 all-time BECAUSE he was a psychopath.
Predict the first set of games lads.I'll go Pistons76ers ThunderWizardsHawksWolvesHornetsRaptorsPacersJazzMavsLakersBlazersClippersI know its just >preseason but the Knicks look AWFUL, Might be a fucking blowout desu.
Im a Pistons fan. Haliburton is my least favorite player in the league. He’s a complete faggot
>>158253330Did Haligoat even gape your team? I thought y'all were getting raped by the knickers.
Sosho has been using a little close middy fade away in the preseason. This is actually the biggest thing he could add to his game that isn't a 3 point shot. What led to his downfall wasn't the lack of 3 point shot. It was that he stopped driving to the rim which led to his drive and kick game disappearing.
>>158253882Are da beamers back. playmaking sosho, scorer lavine and Sabonis, they might be a dark horse for the 'yins
Y'all niccas different XD
>>158253943A good coach could fight for the 'yins with all the potential offensive firepower and playmaking, but the Kangz have Dougie Christie I'm afraid
>>158254538if only that jeet owner hadn't fire Brown for that fraud Fox.
>>158253712Huh?? The Pistons destroyed the Knicks all season and the only reason we got lost to the Cavs was Harden and Mitchell were gifted calls against us all series. The Pacers suck dick and aren’t close to us lol. I just don’t like Haliburton because he’s a faggot
>>158254772You mean the shitstons that almost got gaped by the Tragic. Those shitstons
When you're a black but you have money.
it must be exhausting always having to hate on joker
>>158255931I wonder what the going rate for a harpist vs a hooker is
>>158255931I fucking hate this dude
>>158255931That's some wemby shit
NBA season starts in 2 days mfers. I might start getting active in this gen again soon.
>>158253266Pistons, Knicks, Spurs, Wizards, Magic, Wolves, Nets, Raptors, Pacers, Jazz, Rockets, Warriors, Suns, Clippers.
>>158255931>paying thousands of dollars to have a real harpist come and play in your home twice a weekHoly shit. Literally all you have to do is YouTube Harp music and press play. These nba stars really do just throw their money away
>Nuggets guard/forward Julian Strawther to be re-evaluated in 6 weeks after spraining left knee
>>158256017If you don't have haters then you are irrelevant. Look at Gianpiss.
>>158242921>frenchman are faggots>lightskins are faggots>black americans are faggotsYou are building the most insufferable faggot known to man. I don’t need some rich lightskin faggot with a French model mom and black american basketball dad to be the face of my league.
>>158242921>>158257774
>>158257052Will Nugget fans start pretending this guy is good and hasn't been a terminal benchwarmer since his draft this season like they did with Watson last?
>>158242856Bulls got a real one. Tiago Splitter
If you don’t realize how incredibly ridiculous the .01% is, remember, this man is not currently on a roster Craziness
Bleach returns tomorrow. Carry the hell on...
SOSHO DEAD
>>158258383damn that sucks he looked decent
>>158258383Fuck....
>>158258383This actually ruined my day man...
>>158258383The league wasn't ready for Sosho the Redeemed, so instead they punished him....
Turn on the news. It doesn't matter what channel.
>>158258383
>>158258383This is all because Nike makes their shoes out of pop bottle rings and packi peanuts now
>>158258383let me guess he was wearing a modern kobe release or the ionescu's, nike makes garbage products. Do not buy any nike basketball shoe made after 2014 except for high top kyrie's
>>158258383don't need that to fish lmao
>>158258383>grand opening>grand closing
>>158258383It was over before it even began
>>158258383Another one sacrificed to the achilles gods. The 3nd pre-season achilles tear
>>158255931Sounds like something straight out of Brewster's Millions lmao
>>158258383Fucker was made of glass like Lonzo Ball. RIP BOZO
>>158258383KWAB HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAgod was like hell nah this nigga again naaa fuck off to a boat or smth
>>158258383Sosho anon here. goddamit I was having so much fun with the memes and he was genuinely looking good in preseason for a one of a kind career comeback. And now his career is just over.
>>158258383clipper curse ends another
>Simmons: Doc Rivers! You're a hoe and a coward for scapegoating me!>Simmons snaps his shit the next dayKEK
>>158259284YOU DID THIS
>>158259313it ain't me. I was his only believer. I bought the penny stocks when the market crashed.
Lightskin niggas are weaker
damn i feel so bad for ben. competitive fishing looked like it fixed his mental
>>158259284Deserved. Speak Luka's name again.
>>158258383Fucking hell, man. I was looking forward to the memes.
Trae Young ended this bums career
>>158258383>LSU tries and fails to get him to improve on the flaws in his game, one and dones, gets drafted #1.>rolls his ankle in gis first practice and missed the whole season>he discovers he can make money while being injured.>gets rewarded rookie of the year on a technicality. He discovers the rules can bend for him if he shows enough promise as a young star.>continues to not improve his shooting or FTs.>gets exposed by the 2018 Celtics as he enters his prime.>asks for a trade at the beginning of the 2021-22 season. Doesn't get his way.>sits out under contract with the Sixers for "mental health reasons" that also coincidentally coincided with contract dispute. Traded mid-season to the Nets.>sits out with the Nets after being by contradicting team and faking his way into an extended recovery timetable for back surgery.>gets caught moving and practicing at full speed in informal practices, alienating teammates.>plays 15 games for the nets the next year then checks out again, elects for another back surgery.>revealed that team physicians were directed to treat him like a mental case and has to have the analytics department send him cherry picked stats to inflate his ego so he doesn't further mentally check out.>plays 33 games the next season with limited minutes at a dogshit level before his contract is bought out.>signs with the Clippers and proceeds to immediately sideline himself for physical rehab. Plays 18 games.>next offesaeson, he turns down a contract with the future champion Knicks because he was insulted they didn't offer him more than the vet's minimum.>his agent quits.>mentally checks out of the sport for a full year to go fishing>guaranteed contract secured with his third straight poverty team desperate/foolish enough deal with his bullshit ego and fraudulent loophole abuse on the off-chance that he learns how to shoot free throws.>doesn't even make it through the preseason>is now a 30 year old former gifted kid with no futurelmao
Klutch Maphia saw Ben rising from the ashes and struck him down
Simmons is never getting that pension now. It's a sign from god
>>158259284Is this proof that cuts are a meme?
>>158259456Lukek hasn't made it to a single post season without injury and he just keeps getting fatter and older.
Luka is thin now.
>>158258383>>158259284KWAB
>Ben gets in the best shape of his life>achilles explosion>Luka cuts his beer intake by 10% over the summer>still going strong
steph curry popped his knee in open practice. sucks to be old.
From what I've seen every achilles tear has been going from a stopped position at the 3 point line to driving to the rim. This action is called for a travel 90% of the times in international play but happens a hundred times a game in the NBA.
>>158259705that mavs run is probably the only chance he had and his coaches messed w/ the mojoif a fat drunk retard gets you to the finals you don't take his beer from him
Oh man :(
>>158259849adelman more like addeled man
>Sosho ACKS >They turn the conversation to LuGODAura tbhngl
>>158259795That's why people who watched 90s NBA hate the shit nowadays they let slide. This isn't basketball
Puka ACL and Achilles too soon vishnu willing
I don't think this helicopter thing is safe for LeBron to be doing in the winter. What's gonna happen when he gets snowed in and can't commute?
>>158259920Is there really not a single nice place for a rich dude in all of filthadelphia?
>>158259920Ask Bronny. He knows very well what happens.
>>158259920jews control the weather so he'll be fine
>>158259948My thing is why not live in some Jersey suburb and just go to NYC in your free time?
>>158259920can't he just take the Acela and be in Downtown Philly in 1 hour?
>>158259970this but unironically
No way zios take out LeBron like Kobe. He is a staunch zionist
Bros...
>>158258383Only the Kings man,only the Kings
>>158260390Based
>>158260390My nigga Sosho will be back. His spirit is not broken.
>>158259747>surely my fat alcoholic 40 MPG slav returning from a season ending injury won't tear his achilles!
>>158260472Achilles tears come from drives to the rim from a stopped position. Luka does fat boy step backs like Harden instead. It's a completely different muscle group.
>>158258383Also don't forget to watch his mini documentary on Disney+
>>158255931Dude is weird but this is actually cool.
>>158260801>but this is actually cool.This is what black people actually think.
>>158258383Brutal
>>158260390
C's on top
>>158258383Cancel the nba season
PRAY 4 YUNG SOSHO
today we are all sosho ;_;
>>158260959I tried not to cringe but I failed
>>158260390Sosho will return in Avengers Secret Wars.
>>158260959The whole team just got Gaytum'd now that JB is gone. First round exit for the inceltics
>yesterday: wait Simmons is still pretending to be in the league?>today: kek
Benbros…not like this
>>158260959Dese niccas different XD
this is going to be a historic season in terms of player injuries. guys are gonna make all nba that have no business making it.
Over/under on Ben Simmons suicide in future?
>>158261898underhe's a fishing champion
- test- to see if the jannies have freed me to shitpost hate speech in time for the start of the regular season
>>158261898He's a millionaire champion he'll be fine.
>>158261939Oh hell yesMy Pacies going 74-8.
>>158261898He has never lost
>>158261898No suicide. He doesn't actually want to play - even when he was on the court he didn't play. Pisses me off because a decade ago he was actually exciting. My theory is his testicles fell off.
>>158261898He's made $207 million off of his NBA contracts alone and his contract with the Kings is fully guarenteed. He's being paid $1 million to sit at home
What the hell is going on
