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I'm going to jerk off and watch Friday the 13th Part 3.
Coach Primate
Let’s take a live look at Oregon football
Watching a stream that cuts out for commercials really puts into perspective that this shit is like 70% commercials
Raiola is IN!!!
>>158244296Holy fuck I was watching that 20 minutes ago. Awful movie but some decent tiddies.
>>158244288>BYU had a better day for Hawaiians than Hawaii
>hawaiicolorado making it close
>>158244304>when you're the second string quarterback AND the fourth string quarterback
mahomes is in the game this is not a drill
>Go Belt to Ass on Ole Miss>Get boatraced by Missouri AND South Carolina in back to back weeks>Beat Texas in AustinWHY CAN'T THE GATORS JUST PLAY UP TO THEIR POTENTIAL EVERY FUCKING WEEK, GODDAMN.
Dan Lanning is retarded, Raiola should have been in the whole game.
>>158244302I have not been to a football game since I was a wee lad, I cannot imagine what it is like sitting in the audience with nothing happening.
>>158244302The trick is to use commercial time as /cfb/ shitposting time
>bloody saturday>october surprise>october revolution>bookie bonus day>reign of the underdog>the people's saturday>Self Ending Conference
>>158244307I watched Part 2 last night. The girl who was trying to fornicate with the guy with the wheelchair was VERY cute. I'm glad they didn't show her getting butchered. The girl in the bed deserved it though, what a whore.
I’ll never forget the one hawaii football game i ever saw. was a cold november night and i had miraculously pulled a hot blonde sorority girl (ODP) by picking her up from her ex’s house party late at night. we had sweaty, unprotected sex and i unloaded on her puss. but afterward i suffered from severe anxiety about her ex /frat finding out so i couldnt sleepand boom, hawaii football game on at 3 AM. think it was this game:
>>158244316You go to the bathroom or grab a beer or grab a hotdog or talk to the people around you it’s really not that difficult
>>158244315Raiola is complete shit as a starter (see: UCLA game). He has to start playing midgame as a surprise to be effective (see: USC game).
>>158244319>Self Ending Conference
>>158244327isnt minnesota cold? her nippals must be freezing
>>158244302There were multiple times today when I flipped over to the 4-game multicast and all of them were on ad break
>>158244327>or talk to peopleWhat if they don't want to talk to me, which is usually the case since I'm an incel?
>>158244321It’s not even fair that other teams have to play Hawaii. They have a massive advantage getting to play exhausted, jet lagged, likely hung over college bros
I didn't think about the 8 + 6 = 14 tie
>>158244328Did you see how the third stringer played the first three quarters?
what the fuck is utah doing throwing the ball
>370 lb true freshmankino
>catch primate
>>158244288
>>158244321Did they end up beating you up?
>>158244344That is why they weren't invited to the Pac-12 even though they have decent athletics outside of football
>lost a ton of weight>still weighs 350lmao
>>158244351he's just like me except i wasn't on the football team or any team
>>158244353there it is
I didnt expect us to win, but holy christ Cal, could you have at least made a fucking EFFORT?
>>158244315People literally said this for the UCLA game, that if they had Thomas in from the start they would've won. Both of them suck
>>158244355this hits different knowing it's just a regular guy in thereor...a girl
>>158244344The only way to make it fair, then, would be to have enough schools in Hawaii for them to form their own conference, and the quality of play would end up being so shit. But I'll be honest, I'd still watch it, I got nothing better to do.
>>158244344a coach has to ban all drinking and enforce nap time on the flight over there or its an automatic loss
>>158244357isnt their football team better then their basketball team. I think you are confused
>>158244368>or...a girl0% possibility
NebrASSka
>>158244315>Raiola should have been in the whole game.Raiola is fucking cheeks, stfu. I'm sick of you retards pretending he's a Heisman candidate because he carved up USC's non-existent defense, which also got carved up by Dylan Lonergan and Rutgers. Raiola is fucking absolute SHIT, just stop it.
my buffies doin a lil sum
DAT LATERAL
this colorado game is turning interesting
>>158244382That was forward by a solid five yards, I don't know how nobody threw a flag
nebraska is gonna lose the game now
>>158244339Just learn some shorthand. Most people will high-5 you if you offer it. And if someone doesn’t reciprocate don’t spiral, just move on to the next one. Sharks keep swimming.
>>158244382nvm lol egregious forward pass
WHAPPPP
>>158244382>lateralwho? it was +6 yards
>forward passfuck
thats not a forward pass. the QB is running full speed, the ball will move forward because of basic physics. and also the QB was ahead of the ball he threw, continuing his momentum
>>158244394Those girls wouldn't even step over me if I was dying in a gutter.
>>158244315is that why they've run 3 pass plays, 7 run plays and 5 plays out of the wildcat since he's been put in
>>158244394Do girls do this to be silly, or do they want to have a penis?
>>158244394>Sharks keep swimming.Just like MY GOPHIES keep swimmin' to the bottom of the B10!
>>158244394I'm not being hyperbolic in saying that there's something seriously, fundamentally wrong with every single person in the state of Minnesota.
>>158244394my girlfriend’s friend looks like girl on the lefthow can i get them to show me their breasts together? WITHOUT BEING DUMPED
>>158244401Are there any physics majors in the crowd who can tell them?
be real with me about my canes, we're gonna be #3 right? if everybody else didn't shit the bed we legit fall a few spots for going to OT with florida onions
>>158244414:]
>>158244417It is right next to the physics building
>>1582444161. Go hiking with them. They love hiking2. Go back to your place after.3. ShowerTHIS NEXT STEP IS CRUCIAL4. Tell them that due to AI data center water usage in your area, there's only enough time for one shower so you'll all have to go together.
>>158244412why is this pissconnine or Idiot Out Wandering Around, seething so much about the gophies the past two weeks?
>>158244424>PRIIIIIIIIIIIIME
first down colorado, theres two seconds remaining
>>158244423>the two worst states are ranked highestthey're obviously measuring it wrong then
>>158244416go to the beachgo back to your place after to showersuggest changing together and insist it isnt weird
>>158244412
>>158244440>suggest changing together and insist it isnt weirdRemember to say "please"
>>158244427>MY GOPHIES GOT 'EM SEETHIN'
coach 0 conference wins
What unfortunate team is going to throw $5m at Bryce Interceptwood in the next transfer portal?
>>158244440>>158244425would either of these actually work
>>158244436if it were labeled "retard index" it would be literally perfect
>>158244436
>>158244423its all just the same map
>>158244394Google AI told me this photo was not sexually suggestive and they are just being silly girls.
>>158244451let me just say if this works then that better not be a long term girlfriend. Unless you ok with average or lower intelligence
>>158244451I've never had a gf. A girl showered in the bathroom of an apartment I was in once, that's about it.
>>158244447True that. Glad you realize this now. Only took you a week.
>>158244440extremely high risk tactic but could work if you commit and drop trousers right then and there
NebrACKsa
>>158244368girls do not move like that.
>>158244454>eurocucks>cartoon charactersit just gets worse
>>158244416>how can i get them to show me their breasts together? WITHOUT BEING DUMPEDdone it before..got them to mash them together and kiss a bit. but it only works if they want you more than you want them. if you've been together awhile or live together, forget it.
how did that dudes right leg not completely melt?
punt kino.
who won today?
Holy lmao Nebraska's going to find a way to lose this. Incredible.
>>158244466>w-why are people s-so mad, I'm j-just r-rootin' for muh team
>>158244484I don't know, I wasn't watching
Why isn't Jamal Rule in the game, did he get hurt again
>>158244465Find a girl that likes what you like. Don’t focus on physical attributes. Do not give up.
>>158244487>still seethin a week laterYeah. I know you. You silly goose you.
>>158244451step by step instructions never work. just make them laugh.
How many interceptions did Mateer throw today?
>>158244451No, your best bet is be drunk on your birthday, and openly and shamelessly plead with them to not only bare their breasts, but smush them together so that when you're old, you have a good mental image from your youth to spank it to. Promise to never tell anyone, so "just this once".
Here comes the classic Sneedhusker choke
>>158244497god why is he still starting for OU? he sucks dick
>>158244474I can do this all night
cal needs to come home to the pac 12
>>158244492>I wasn't mad, YOU were mad
>>158244484My Goofs by not losing
>>158244491>Find a girl that likes what you like. Don’t focus on physical attributes. Do not give up.hit the gym while going OMAD..grow your hair long, worked for me
>>158244505That's just a white percentage of the population map
This is fun and all, but the seething is hilarious. Imagine seething for a whole week about some mid-tier B1G team just because one of their posters "annoyed me" kwab.
>>158244504He demolished a terrible Michigan team in 2025 and has been coasting on it.
>>158244491I would like to have a gf. This is a doom loop.
>>158244514>mfw the bye week is the last win of the season
>>158244514in minnesota when do girls start wearing hoodies?
>>158244516Based self-improver. Do. Not. Give. Up.
Matt Rhule looks like he's slimmed down a bit since his gaylor and NFL days.
>>158244514you can enjoy that for 6 more days
>>158244527Age 8 YOU SICK FUCK
>Mahomes toss >throws it out there like Derek Jeter
>>158244527>in minnesota when do girls start wearing hoodies?Somali women typically start wearing hijab at age 9.
>>158244528>Based self-improver. Do. Not. Give. Up.be warned...15 years later you may end up posting on cfb threads in the garage while the cute party girl is in the house being a bitch cause the kids are asleep yet...the whole time wondering ...would I have been better off alone gooning and playing madden all day? grass is always greener type thing
(((FOX))) doing it's darndest to suck off muttolia with muhhhhhh stats
>>158244527Once it hits like 60 but they’re troopers
>nebrasska
>>158244539>>158244542when in the fucking year? jesus
Why as nebraskafans must we suffer into perpetuity
This would be the most Nebraska loss ever
I can't even watch anymore. Fuck this team.
Knocked the O off his helmet
>>158244514no ass
So will Oregon's game plan going forward be have the QB on the sideline come in for the 4th quarter to save the game?
>>158244546Fuck that. I’ve been married for years. Best thing I ever did.
>>158244380>cheeksFaggot.
>>158244559only when they need to up the viewership according to (((FOX))) because DUDE MUHHHHOMES JUNIOR IS PLAYIN N SHIEEEET!
>>158244551You cast off Bo Pelini and his year in year out 8-4/9-3 results expecting national championships that were long goneI fear Penn State has followed suit.
>>158244550so like 80 percent of the year
>>158244557Just like your sex life LMAAAAOOO KWAB
>>158244551>Why as nebraskafans must we suffer into perpetuityBecause you refuse to give up hope despite every sign pointing to the fact that you will literally never EVER be back. It wouldn't be painful if you would just accept your fate as a middle of the pack B10 shitter for eternity, but you keep pretending that you're about to turn a corner that you'll never turn.
>>158244562Cute mittens on the chick on the right, chick in the middle has nice sorels. Will keep her warm this winter. The one on the left would make an nice hotdish and some bars.
>>158244562>married for years.kids yet? it was great for the first 7/8 years..ppd is real, not the crazy kill your kids kind, but just...never quite the same kind
