I'm going to jerk off and watch Friday the 13th Part 3.

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Coach Primate

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Let’s take a live look at Oregon football

Watching a stream that cuts out for commercials really puts into perspective that this shit is like 70% commercials

Raiola is IN!!!

>>158244296
Holy fuck I was watching that 20 minutes ago. Awful movie but some decent tiddies.

>>158244288
>BYU had a better day for Hawaiians than Hawaii

>hawaii

colorado making it close

>>158244304
>when you're the second string quarterback AND the fourth string quarterback

mahomes is in the game this is not a drill

>Go Belt to Ass on Ole Miss
>Get boatraced by Missouri AND South Carolina in back to back weeks
>Beat Texas in Austin
WHY CAN'T THE GATORS JUST PLAY UP TO THEIR POTENTIAL EVERY FUCKING WEEK, GODDAMN.

Dan Lanning is retarded, Raiola should have been in the whole game.

>>158244302
I have not been to a football game since I was a wee lad, I cannot imagine what it is like sitting in the audience with nothing happening.

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>>158244302
The trick is to use commercial time as /cfb/ shitposting time

>bloody saturday
>october surprise
>october revolution
>bookie bonus day
>reign of the underdog
>the people's saturday
>Self Ending Conference

>>158244307
I watched Part 2 last night. The girl who was trying to fornicate with the guy with the wheelchair was VERY cute. I'm glad they didn't show her getting butchered. The girl in the bed deserved it though, what a whore.

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I’ll never forget the one hawaii football game i ever saw. was a cold november night and i had miraculously pulled a hot blonde sorority girl (ODP) by picking her up from her ex’s house party late at night. we had sweaty, unprotected sex and i unloaded on her puss. but afterward i suffered from severe anxiety about her ex /frat finding out so i couldnt sleep

and boom, hawaii football game on at 3 AM. think it was this game:

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>>158244316
You go to the bathroom or grab a beer or grab a hotdog or talk to the people around you it’s really not that difficult

>>158244315
Raiola is complete shit as a starter (see: UCLA game). He has to start playing midgame as a surprise to be effective (see: USC game).

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>>158244319
>Self Ending Conference

>>158244327
isnt minnesota cold? her nippals must be freezing

>>158244302
There were multiple times today when I flipped over to the 4-game multicast and all of them were on ad break

>>158244327
>or talk to people
What if they don't want to talk to me, which is usually the case since I'm an incel?

>>158244321
It’s not even fair that other teams have to play Hawaii. They have a massive advantage getting to play exhausted, jet lagged, likely hung over college bros

I didn't think about the 8 + 6 = 14 tie

>>158244328
Did you see how the third stringer played the first three quarters?

what the fuck is utah doing throwing the ball

>370 lb true freshman
kino

>catch primate

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>>158244288

>>158244321
Did they end up beating you up?

>>158244344
That is why they weren't invited to the Pac-12 even though they have decent athletics outside of football

>lost a ton of weight
>still weighs 350
lmao

>>158244351
he's just like me except i wasn't on the football team or any team

>>158244353
there it is

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I didnt expect us to win, but holy christ Cal, could you have at least made a fucking EFFORT?

>>158244315
People literally said this for the UCLA game, that if they had Thomas in from the start they would've won. Both of them suck

>>158244355
this hits different knowing it's just a regular guy in there
or...a girl

>>158244344
The only way to make it fair, then, would be to have enough schools in Hawaii for them to form their own conference, and the quality of play would end up being so shit. But I'll be honest, I'd still watch it, I got nothing better to do.

>>158244344
a coach has to ban all drinking and enforce nap time on the flight over there or its an automatic loss

>>158244357
isnt their football team better then their basketball team. I think you are confused

>>158244368
>or...a girl
0% possibility

NebrASSka

>>158244315
>Raiola should have been in the whole game.
Raiola is fucking cheeks, stfu. I'm sick of you retards pretending he's a Heisman candidate because he carved up USC's non-existent defense, which also got carved up by Dylan Lonergan and Rutgers. Raiola is fucking absolute SHIT, just stop it.

my buffies doin a lil sum

DAT LATERAL

this colorado game is turning interesting

>>158244382
That was forward by a solid five yards, I don't know how nobody threw a flag

nebraska is gonna lose the game now

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>>158244339
Just learn some shorthand. Most people will high-5 you if you offer it. And if someone doesn’t reciprocate don’t spiral, just move on to the next one. Sharks keep swimming.

>>158244382
nvm lol egregious forward pass

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WHAPPPP

>>158244382
>lateral
who? it was +6 yards

>forward pass

fuck

thats not a forward pass. the QB is running full speed, the ball will move forward because of basic physics.

and also the QB was ahead of the ball he threw, continuing his momentum

>>158244394
Those girls wouldn't even step over me if I was dying in a gutter.

>>158244315
is that why they've run 3 pass plays, 7 run plays and 5 plays out of the wildcat since he's been put in

>>158244394
Do girls do this to be silly, or do they want to have a penis?

>>158244394
>Sharks keep swimming.
Just like MY GOPHIES keep swimmin' to the bottom of the B10!

>>158244394
I'm not being hyperbolic in saying that there's something seriously, fundamentally wrong with every single person in the state of Minnesota.

>>158244394
my girlfriend’s friend looks like girl on the left

how can i get them to show me their breasts together? WITHOUT BEING DUMPED

>>158244401
Are there any physics majors in the crowd who can tell them?

be real with me about my canes, we're gonna be #3 right? if everybody else didn't shit the bed we legit fall a few spots for going to OT with florida onions

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>>158244414
:]

>>158244417
It is right next to the physics building

>>158244416
1. Go hiking with them. They love hiking
2. Go back to your place after.
3. Shower
THIS NEXT STEP IS CRUCIAL
4. Tell them that due to AI data center water usage in your area, there's only enough time for one shower so you'll all have to go together.

>>158244412
why is this pissconnine or Idiot Out Wandering Around, seething so much about the gophies the past two weeks?

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>>158244424
>PRIIIIIIIIIIIIME

first down colorado, theres two seconds remaining

>>158244423
>the two worst states are ranked highest
they're obviously measuring it wrong then

>>158244416
go to the beach
go back to your place after to shower
suggest changing together and insist it isnt weird

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>>158244440
>suggest changing together and insist it isnt weird
Remember to say "please"

>>158244427
>MY GOPHIES GOT 'EM SEETHIN'

coach 0 conference wins

What unfortunate team is going to throw $5m at Bryce Interceptwood in the next transfer portal?

>>158244440
>>158244425
would either of these actually work

>>158244436
if it were labeled "retard index" it would be literally perfect

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>>158244423
its all just the same map

>>158244394
Google AI told me this photo was not sexually suggestive and they are just being silly girls.

>>158244451
let me just say if this works then that better not be a long term girlfriend. Unless you ok with average or lower intelligence

>>158244451
I've never had a gf. A girl showered in the bathroom of an apartment I was in once, that's about it.

>>158244447
True that. Glad you realize this now. Only took you a week.

>>158244440
extremely high risk tactic but could work if you commit and drop trousers right then and there

NebrACKsa

>>158244368
girls do not move like that.

>>158244454
>eurocucks
>cartoon characters
it just gets worse

>>158244416
>how can i get them to show me their breasts together? WITHOUT BEING DUMPED
done it before..got them to mash them together and kiss a bit. but it only works if they want you more than you want them. if you've been together awhile or live together, forget it.

how did that dudes right leg not completely melt?

punt kino.

who won today?

Holy lmao Nebraska's going to find a way to lose this. Incredible.

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>>158244466
>w-why are people s-so mad, I'm j-just r-rootin' for muh team

>>158244484
I don't know, I wasn't watching

Why isn't Jamal Rule in the game, did he get hurt again

>>158244465
Find a girl that likes what you like. Don’t focus on physical attributes. Do not give up.

>>158244487
>still seethin a week later
Yeah. I know you. You silly goose you.

>>158244451
step by step instructions never work. just make them laugh.

How many interceptions did Mateer throw today?

>>158244451
No, your best bet is be drunk on your birthday, and openly and shamelessly plead with them to not only bare their breasts, but smush them together so that when you're old, you have a good mental image from your youth to spank it to. Promise to never tell anyone, so "just this once".

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Here comes the classic Sneedhusker choke

>>158244497
god why is he still starting for OU? he sucks dick

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>>158244474
I can do this all night

cal needs to come home to the pac 12

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>>158244492
>I wasn't mad, YOU were mad

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>>158244484
My Goofs by not losing

>>158244491
>Find a girl that likes what you like. Don’t focus on physical attributes. Do not give up.
hit the gym while going OMAD..grow your hair long, worked for me

>>158244505
That's just a white percentage of the population map

This is fun and all, but the seething is hilarious. Imagine seething for a whole week about some mid-tier B1G team just because one of their posters "annoyed me" kwab.

>>158244504
He demolished a terrible Michigan team in 2025 and has been coasting on it.

>>158244491
I would like to have a gf. This is a doom loop.

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>>158244514
>mfw the bye week is the last win of the season

>>158244514
in minnesota when do girls start wearing hoodies?

>>158244516
Based self-improver. Do. Not. Give. Up.

Matt Rhule looks like he's slimmed down a bit since his gaylor and NFL days.

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>>158244514
you can enjoy that for 6 more days

>>158244527
Age 8 YOU SICK FUCK

>Mahomes toss
>throws it out there like Derek Jeter

>>158244527
>in minnesota when do girls start wearing hoodies?
Somali women typically start wearing hijab at age 9.

>>158244528
>Based self-improver. Do. Not. Give. Up.
be warned...15 years later you may end up posting on cfb threads in the garage while the cute party girl is in the house being a bitch cause the kids are asleep yet...the whole time wondering ...would I have been better off alone gooning and playing madden all day? grass is always greener type thing

(((FOX))) doing it's darndest to suck off muttolia with muhhhhhh stats

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>>158244527
Once it hits like 60 but they’re troopers

>nebrasska

>>158244539
>>158244542
when in the fucking year? jesus

Why as nebraskafans must we suffer into perpetuity

This would be the most Nebraska loss ever

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I can't even watch anymore. Fuck this team.

Knocked the O off his helmet

>>158244514
no ass

So will Oregon's game plan going forward be have the QB on the sideline come in for the 4th quarter to save the game?

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>>158244546
Fuck that. I’ve been married for years. Best thing I ever did.

>>158244380
>cheeks
Faggot.

>>158244559
only when they need to up the viewership according to (((FOX))) because DUDE MUHHHHOMES JUNIOR IS PLAYIN N SHIEEEET!

>>158244551
You cast off Bo Pelini and his year in year out 8-4/9-3 results expecting national championships that were long gone
I fear Penn State has followed suit.

>>158244550
so like 80 percent of the year

>>158244557
Just like your sex life LMAAAAOOO KWAB

>>158244551
>Why as nebraskafans must we suffer into perpetuity
Because you refuse to give up hope despite every sign pointing to the fact that you will literally never EVER be back. It wouldn't be painful if you would just accept your fate as a middle of the pack B10 shitter for eternity, but you keep pretending that you're about to turn a corner that you'll never turn.

>>158244562
Cute mittens on the chick on the right, chick in the middle has nice sorels. Will keep her warm this winter. The one on the left would make an nice hotdish and some bars.

>>158244562
>married for years.
kids yet? it was great for the first 7/8 years..ppd is real, not the crazy kill your kids kind, but just...never quite the same kind

If you don't like scotcharoos you can just get the fuck out of this thread.

>>158244344
I want to see Hawaii play a noon conference game at NIU, which would be 7am Hawaiian time.

>>158244588
Are you from western Wisconsin??

>>158244589
DeKalb is, by some accounts, the greatest town on Earth.

Raiola is gonna do it to his old team

>>158244598
No.

onions

kek every fucking d-man on brassska wanted that shot at muttoila.

4th and 1 oregon is knocking on the door here

I love how degenerate the cameramen are

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THROW THE BONES

this game sure looks a lot like the notre dame/BYU game from earlier.

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>>158244562
So that's what happened to Billy Bob when Showbiz Pizza shut down.

Lanning called the first two TOs really late and lost another play

>scam lanning wasting his last to

what a bullshit call. ref is fucking blind

WHAT THE FUCK were they thinking lmao

SHAVERS JR FOR THE VAGINA

>Sneedsters

Lmao

kek, that was SO OB.

Reffies just straight making shit up

LATE control of the ball

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For the Nebraska players it’s 1:37 in the morning. These conferences are so gay now.

>>158244628
This game looks absolutely nothing like that game, this one has been utter dogshit

Four vert with a te doing a late release and qb draw

>>158244646
i mean the ending.

>>158244631
Doesn't matter, refs are giving Oregon a free timeout to plan their next play with a review for that inexcusably bad TD call

>HOWEVER!

>>158244652
not even the fucking ending what are you smoking

>brasky fan in blackface
lmao

>>158244650
They have a TO I’d run a delay trap.

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>cupcake notre dame beats cupcake miami and both advance to the cfb playoffs
it's all so tiring

>nebraska

>>158244658
fucking name fags

why did Matt Fool waste his last timeout?

college rules really are retarded...muhhhh 1 foot.

>>158244660
We would’ve gave Nebraska less time and still won. We know ball. Lanning doesn’t know shit

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>>158244669

Fuck it let's take this shit to overtime

God that was so predictable lmao. Being a Nebraska fan has gotta be brutal man

HUSKED.EDU

jesus nebrASSka, you really let mutt jr run all over you? kek

>>158244661
Cheer for Miami in that game, Notre Dame is out if they lose their only two meaningful games just like last year

A tie is now possible again

>>158244680
you severely overestimate nebraska

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>>158244681

Fuck my life

Moore transfers to…

>>158244661
>>cupcake notre dame beats cupcake miami and both advance to the cfb playoffs
>it's all so tiring
Too bad Miami isn't losing to Notre Dame. Cry more, bitch nibba.

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YUP. THATS ME

>>158244691
Texas to take over from arch after he transfers to Ohio State.

N

>>158244680
If by some miracle the Sneedskers get to FG range they are 100% missing the kick

>>158244700
>take over from arch after he transfers to Ohio State.
i would be okay with that...t..sad sayin fan

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My GOPHIES would bootyblast both of these SHIT teams.

Fucking really Nebraska. Thank god I'm not a fan of your pathetic team.
>hurr durr oregon playoffs
I swear to fucking god

HE FELL

Now THAT'S how you lose a football game

lmao

>>158244700
Shouldn’t Texas go after the best QB in the nation?

you fucking idiot what is the wr doing

Nebraska does it again.

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>>158244708

Nebraska is a SOFT ass program

now watch the (((media))) call it "mutthomesian"

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I was entertained

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>miss me yet?

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I'm not even surprised anymore

OH NO NO NO NO NO

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>>158244708

nebraska is cursed. first solich and then when god gave them a mulligan in pelini they rode him out too. they deserve all of this

Ducks are back

>lose by 1 score
I thought nebrASSka was DONE with that shit?

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>>158244727

Nebraska is one QB away. Arch?

• The Long-Term Struggle: Since the 2017 season, Nebraska has compiled one of the worst records in games decided by eight points or fewer (roughly 11–38 over that span).
• The Scott Frost Era: During his tenure (2018–2022), Frost lost 22 games by one score, including 12 games by five points or fewer.

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IT'S OVER

>blow 11 point 4th quarter lead against Indiana
>do nothing when Oregon sells for 3 quarters with their 3rd stringer
>let former QB get the storybook walkoff TD on you
bravo, Nebraska may have outdone itself

2021 Nebraska
3-9 record with a season point differential of +63.
1-8 conference record with a conference point differential of 0.

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>>158244727
apoligize

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I SAW HIM ROLL OUT OF BOUNDS. WTF REF

>lost literally every single one of my Fanduel bets tonight
Why is Nebraska like this

>>158244755
losing another game like this is bad enough, but letting memeola be the one to do it is just hollywood tier cruelty lmao

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STOP RAPING ME DYLAN AHHH

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>>158244755

>>158244778
>memeola
Was that the faggot previously at nobraska?

Mormon Chads....we're soakin' good tonight...

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Ducks win!
/cfb/ loses!

BYU vs Indiana

So with Julian Sayin out, who will beat Oregon between now and the national championship game?

>>158244787
Yes, and this year he's at Oregon and last week performed an act of deliberate sabotage but the week before and this last quarter he was good.

>>158244787
yeah the dude that decomitted from his home state in georgia to nebraska, then went to be a back up qb to an irrelevant school in canada

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CHECKMATE CHRISTFAGS *TIPS FEDORA*

>>158244514
Those girls have sex with strangers...

>>158244491
When you find someone who is pretty on the inside, as in temperate and modest, it makes them so much more hotter. Love is the hottest thing t b h.

>bummer plopton

>>158244814
He's not saying that's why Oregon won, he was just using his platform to give glory to God by aknowledging that He is ruler of everything in the universe and the source of all grace and goodness.

>>158244825
I'm a stranger.
>>158244847
I can't have this either.
My life is over.

>>158244856
>He's not saying that's why Oregon won
Notice how we never hear about Glory to God from the losing team?

After this year when the CFP expands to 24 teams losses for elite programs won't really matter anymore.