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Every night, just before I settle down to sleep for the night, I watch the last four minutes of the 2026 Toyota AFL Grand Final. Since I started this routine my sleep has been revitalising and my dreams comforting. I might just do it for the rest of my life.
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same but the entirety of the 2024 semi, 2024 prelim, 2024 granny, 2025 semi, 2025 prelim, 2025 granny, 2026 semi, 2026 prelim and 2026 granny.
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>>158246196
Why are you trying to antagonise anti-Banesperg?
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>>158246237
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I strongly believe the Wharfie Time idolatry all season angered The Footy Gods.
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dosnmonke, banepoof, dogsperg, portsook
the big four
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>t. piesperg
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>>158246250
Will the Footy Gods make Freo pay further penitence or have they suffered enough?
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sup diggers
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Every Hawthorn LOSS in 2026 was against a team sitting in the top-8 by an average of 32.4 points.

From Round 8, their record was 1 win - 5 LOSSES against the top-8, and 8 wins - 2 draws against the bottom-10.

Their only win against an eventual top-8 team was Adelaide, by 9 points in Round 11. They lost to Fremantle, Melbourne twice, the Bulldogs and Brisbane, with both draws against ninth-placed Collingwood.

They scored a top-4 finish as a result of this so when they won ONE final against a nervy Fremantle they jumped to a prelim.

Stats DO NOT LIE, when you dig deeper Hawks are OVERRATED and 2027 will prove it. Watch the chaos with popcorn in hand.
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could you blokes shut the fuck up
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or what
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>>158246281
fucking
THIS
H
I
S
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is he talking about me?
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dosn, iggs and tiggs are friends and always have been

enemies of these teams are hawfs, fred, geelong
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My sunburn is peeling
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for those who missed the news earlier this evening
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>>158246296
>dosn, iggs and tiggs
the TRUE and HONEST alpha triple broship (atb)
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>>158246300
Crisp seed oil consumer
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So fucking proud of you blokes.
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>The Streak: 1927, 1928, 1929, and 1930 (known as the "Collingwood Machine")

do you count this because AFL was a thing starting in 1990 (from vfl)
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>>158246311
Thanks mum and dad
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>>158246314
I count it for the VFL (which is not the AFL, est. 1990)
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>>158246314
everything from 1897 (VFL) onwards counts
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Someone please reply to me directly telling me you’re proud of me
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>>158246342
I’m proud of you
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>>158246362
Thanks anon, nearly made me cry
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>>158246342
evrr gotten trips or quads, thats doing the pridefull
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>>158246314
weak era due to three clubs being introduced at the same time in 1925, 1930 they lost the grand final and could demand a rematch under the retarded finals system (which was immediately scrapped), mickey mouse farmers league etc
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>cooling process transforms the starch into a prebiotic.
if this is true (and i'm a tradie so it sounds both banal AND impressive..prebiotic..like a soopafood) I might do this for awhile. love me sum roast taters
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final post for the night

An absolute German champ on /pol/ wrote when signaling when riding his bike he basically does the Nazi salute.

Gold.
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ngbubu NEEDS to loot louis vuitton and burn down ancient buildings because the of pupil-to-teacher ratio you see
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Vice City... home
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>>158246398
otherwise known as a port adelaide howdy.
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the norf women are NOT happy with the recruitment of nick blakey
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>>158246398
I'm deadset waiting for you to realise there's more to this world than you realise and that board is a op
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>>158246413
>you can't be what you can't loot and steal and wear and stream
it hits different translated to french
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>>158246424
name five
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>>158246423
blakey is average and beingg in a shit team with no backline will expose it
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>>158246423
lack of dick and all their cycles syncing up for so long is probably why, not some dude. poor scapelizard.
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>>158246458
he's good at what he does (running forward as a HB) but is useless as an actual defender
north need some boring hard lockdown types as well as him
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Just rewatched Cast Away for free on YT
Do you cunts reckon you could survive 4 years on an island
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>>158246477
Probably not to be honest
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>roos
>women
>ex-swasn player
i can't yawn enough to hyperventilate, fall over, hit my head and die to end it all. can't some oppressed people or plants or wetlands or some shit pipe up and get involved somehow? work tomorrow is getting closer, and there's no birthday cupcakes for 4 days iirc. so c'mon.
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>>158246477
imagine no footy for 4 years and you come back to find out north folded
bliss
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>>158246449
• Isaac Heeney
• Chad Warner
• Nick Blakey
• James Jordon
• Riley Bice
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>>158246477
yeah
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>>158246477
4 years is just in time for the World Cup
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>>158246153
Too bad about her face.
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>>158246477
I could heem the fuck out of some poofter island
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>Blakey tells a journo he came in the room after the girls were already there and then left before anything happened
>Still treated as a suspect in the police investigation and not as a witness
>Journo posts Blakey's version as the truth
>Roos and AFL for Blakey to jump ship

Something is not adding up.
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J I G A B O O
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Could go a slice of Boong Cheese tbqhwyl.
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I think it's bad list management to sign a guy before an investigation is over but what do i know im just some cunt online
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not for me thanks, cheese comes from Cow wangs
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Bit weird how cows are forcibly impregnated year after year for their milk intended to nourish and care for their babies that wail in grief as they are forcibly removed and slaughtered and then after years of rape and abuse the cow is killed because she starts producing less milk but what do I know I’m just some cunt online
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>>158246528
He's a suspect because the initial rumours about the altercation were all about him. It makes him a suspect by default and when he's clear; they all are.

If his story is true, then it's pretty obvious why he'd be pissed at Sydney and why he'd want to get out of there. Sydney didn't have his back when he objectively didn't do anything wrong.
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>>158246477
no but steven castaway
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i want to be hardcore but my mum won't let me
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fingering my bum
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>>158246477
Yes but under specific conditions.
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>>158246477
39 years and counting.
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>>158246629
crispola
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>>158246636
why is the rum gone iykwim haha
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the white man marches on
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>rogue traders were on telethon
would still sling one up nat bass
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>>158247442
that's racist
i'm not sure how it is but it just is, after all i was higher educated at university, you racist antisemitic chudcel
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>>158247460
if you did she'd be nat ass iykwim haha
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>>158247468
once upon a time there was an austrian painter, so now white people cannot have their own countries. case closed.
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>>158247460
bachelor girl was on the brekkie show. its a milf milf world, and we're just living in it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJJKXt3tczw
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>The league has put every AFL player on notice that they will be hair tested under the new regime starting in January
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i am in a half open relationship. Been married 12 years. Wife is great, love her to bits,but she loves attention from guys. Which is fine with me, I think forced monogamy is unhealthy. So we did an open relationship... She slept with a bunch of guys. all good, relationship is going strong. Then the 1st time i slept with a girl...she just lost her mind. We stopped it,went exclusive. But she kept pouting about how she misses it, and how fun it was...but she will never want an open relationship again since thinking of me with another woman is just horrifying. Eventually i just told her to go for it. She can go pick up strays, i am fine just having one girl in my life. It made her happy and ended the dumb ass pouting.

But... One night, she is picking out clothes, you know to get dressed up, ready to go "cock-hunting" (her words, not mine) with the girls. So i make a move, suggest that I give her a hand and help her out of her current clothes. I get brushed off.

Now this is where I'm digging my heals in. Hooking up with some guy when i'm not around - sure, i'm cool with it. But saying no to me just before you are going out to actively look for another guy to fuck you? That's feels unfair.

So i was hurt, and pissed, and a little spitfull. So I said, "the half open relation only remains that way if i can get sex whenever i want. Since you have that option, i want that option. You can fuck other guys whenever you want, then i want to fuck you whenever i want."

She obliviously got angry. Stormed out and said she is not some cheap whore and that i am total dick for even saying that and i ruined her night ect. ect
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>>158247747
at least we're not speaking german
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I'm at Tullamarine airport at the operations Rd viewing spot. Not sure why or how I got here but there are two other cars parked here so they had the same idea
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>>158247854
based planespotter
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>>158247854
You should drop by the hangar and have a kick
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>>158247903
I'm not allowed within 100 metres of the place since the knicker basket incident
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>>158247914
how are you meant to catch a flight?
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>>158247977
i just wing it iykwim haha
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>>158247903
At 1am? Down if you guys are
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>>158247989
haha ikwym haha haha iykwim haha
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wonder how they made didgeridoos before 1788
bit hard to do it with a spear
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>>158248355
if you can split a cock, you can split a trunk and make didgeridoo
ancient aborigine proverb
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I'LL FUCKING KILL MYSELF
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>>158246342
I'm not mad...I'm just disappointed.
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>>158246449
>Team that was fined millions of dollars and stripped of multiple top 2 draft picks for salary cap cheating across several years is lawful good
kek
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>>158240345
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Bane niggas be like
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>>158252227
God, I wish I knew that feel
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love the faggot nonce raping young asian boys in thailand and posting shit like this >>158247442 as if he is some great white crusader, even though he also willingly moved to a non-white country and shits on his homeland
the lack of self awareness is astounding
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*observes thread*
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unbelievable how cucked north melbourne is
they care more about the w*mans team than the actual afl team kek
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>>158254109
>the racist nationalist nonce sex pest with a south east asian wife
Not uncommon mate
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Love to have sex with some Asian whore but I'd never marry one
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Have to buy a black suit for a wedding, first time buying and wearing a suit in almost 10 years, any tips or recs?
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>>158257984
If you want you could rent one, or if you need a keeper, just do what you would with regular clothes - avoid made in China. avoid plastics (polyester, polyamide), and don't overspend
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>>158256562
*shits bed in big games*
still a spud signing, you should have listened to me swasnsook
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>>158257984
buy a blazer and tie from your footy team instead
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>>158247655
what a fucking mort
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Good morning alf
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>>158246477
Reminder he only survives because he has a bunch of supplies wash up on the beach with him. If not for his cheats he'd have been dead in days.
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cody walker is a bust



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