South Africa v Australia Rain rain go away
Test
>howie calling it québécois ffs
>first for 75 overs play in the day
>>158246243kino
I love poisoning myself with alcohol
>>158246257based me :(
well done Aussie girls, rip
>>158246294Me on the left
HIS LAND
GOATLAND
how did he do that
BOWLED THE CUNTHISLAND HISLAND HISLAND HISLAND HISLAND
BOLAND DOESN'T NEED TO BE WELCOMED TO HIS OWN COUNTRY
right in the middle stump just below the bails fucking SNIPER SHOT
WHOS LAND?
more like ack-ram.
>>158246346HIS LAND
bedgoers btfo
I would also try have a top 10 test bowler be your 4th pace option if I was another country
HE'S GOT A HATTRICK ON HIS BIRTHDAY>imagine if he gets another hattrick and mark nicholas is there AGAIN to ruin it
A HATTRICK ON HIS SA DAYBOO
IT'S HIS LANDGET THE FUCK OUT
Confused myself, it was siddle that got ruined by nicholas. Boland's was in the Windies sans nicholas.
Boland is too reliable to keep out of the side. Who would you realistically drop consistently to let him in?
>even the ump is smiling having a great time KINO
>>158246366Replace lyon with webster.
>kino roll through from the black photographer
we'll have a boland, thanks
>>158246389Aesthetic
>>158246382this guy does what I do but irl
>>158246389hitting top of middle is the most kino dismissal
>i choose that man's daughters
>>158246238yes mate it's a test series
>>158246394hang that on the mantlepiece
missed the first few overs (and kino) as i expected the rain to last longer fuark>>158246404*hits pipe*
bharat keeps mentioning bavumas ‘big bottom’
>>158246404
>>158246389don't see that in T20, and that's why it's not cricket
>>158246404That sign was hiding some spectacular knockers
>gloriouscoverdrive.raw
>>158246404What did she need the money for…
>>158246447for a ticket to the test match I reckon
>drizzleFUCK
This is going to be a draw, isn't it....
>it's an ANC terrorist attack!
>>158246474At what point does a match go from abandoned/no result to draw?
*go's to bed*
that markram wicket was so kino, any webms? beautiful hit on middle stump
>>158246474No
>>158246495i'm retarded>>158246389kino
>>158246495>>158246358>>158246389
Mark Nicholas is so cringe he's based
SCOBO DOOBY DOOO
>>158246404mik TRUCK
I curse the rains down in africa
>rainsmeant aids iykwim haha
boland should play every game
if they were allowed to play cricket in the rain, would there be 'wet weather specialists' like in other sports?
the markram dismissal wasn't actually very aesthetic desuBad shot
>>158246684Unlikely. A wet weather batter "specialist" would need to be an already good batter who became less worse than other players on bad wickets. EG Victor Trumper.
Boland is actually the greatest bowler of all time
Someone webm that kino>pakistani fieldingwicket
sorry playing d2 right now and I don't have kayo for the off season
>>158246983they still have diablo 2 going?
kekhow are pakis even bigger shitters than us?I thought islam was superior Abrahamic thingy
>For those asking about tomorrow's forecast, well, it is not very encouraging, and is perhaps worse than today.So nothing left today, nothing tomorrow.
the ghost of mandela has cursed us. we will not have the opportunity to win in gquebebuaurioia (pronounced port elizabeth)
the umpires will get this back on track, by planning to play 180 overs before tea tomorrow
Sam Curran's test bowling average is lower than I realised
Scott Boland is my hero.
>>158246790THis!!
>>158251323
fuck up sebbo
u wot m8>>158251436kinohttps://youtu.be/9EtCUMMEAbg
Who's winning?
AI innithttps://x.com/thekitze/status/2111804706695610759
found something even worse than five guyswing stopdire
Imagine being a poo lmao
old baby
India's year of cricket in review:>Lost an ODI series at home to New Zealand>Got whitewashed away against Ireland in t20>Lost 4-0 away to England in t20 and 2-1 in ODI>Had to cheat to avoid losing to the mighty Japan in a t20>Drew a 5 match t20 series at home to Grimdies Quite the dire showing all in all
just found out they couldn't beat the worstdies in bindia lmaothat is really grim
>1 billion cricketers to pick from>1 sport>still shit at it>>158254775
psst criccy…here ya go fellas x>>158256762>left out t20 WORLD CUP win
x
all he does is post frogs and go googoo gaagaa
he's 42 and a first gen jeet aka the one with the genuine bindian accent and head bobbles
>>158257875edit: and the chOOOoonzhttps://youtu.be/KqNQS2QGJho
>>158257875kek
just had to deal with the 8:30-9am traffic. Dunno how laptop thumpers do it. I'd probably kill myself if I had to do that every day
Cricket tonight or nah?
nah mate
screwed till the afternoon session at the earliest probably, but everything will be swampy af
Hate these faggots, especially the one on the right. Probably more insufferable than Geoff Lemon which is some task.
>>158260944I hate the one on the left
Pissed off no cricket tonight going to be shit and raining just want to watch Test Cricket now it's going to be some pathetic draw
Honestly, this sport is wild.t. AmeriGOD
>>158262003It is a shame, this test series is at the perfect time for neet viewers too
>>158259738>>158260490>>158262003so tonight's washed out too? fucks sakeand by the look of that we might get 1 fucking day on thu of actual cric, sucks
>guaranteed drawalready won the story should just leave the shithole
are the tribes doing rain hakas or sun hakas
>nbn upgraded speed slightly>reset everyone's connection>4chan now thinks I'm not the same connection so I'm getting the awful captcha's back
I know a waterproofer maybe he could help
How does SA tourism explain this one?
>>158262017PLEASE watch our sport
Bouldering later
walking to bouldering is more of a sport than the bouldering itself
the australian man's weather update:>>>/wsg/6255305
Business idea:Cricket balls that work in the rain
>>158260944Geoff Lemon at least knows what he's talking about even if he can be insufferable. These two cunts are shit and they never stop giggling at each other's shit jokes like 5 year old girls.
>>158264649zachy in the first frame
>>158264649thanks mate, i wasnt going to bother opening kayo tonight
If you're gonna walk to bouldering you may aswell take some golf clubs and play 18 holes while you walk and then before you go to the reddit sofa gym you jist go home instead
>>158264650
>>158260944Luv TGC Luv Indians Simple as
Who’s winning
>Harry HoekstraAnother saffer?
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from youThere's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever doI bless the rains down in AfricaGonna take some time to do the things we never had
Two hours ago the draw was paying $2.40, you blokes did load up right?
first cider of the day
having a burger delivered to my house via a toyota corolla
>>158264899>giving money to (((gambling))) companies
WHERE THE FLYING FUCKING HELL IS THE CRICKET I ORDERED I DEMAND TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER OF THE CRICKET
How are you blokes enjoying the thread?
ITS STARTING
>>>/wsg/6255349pitch inspection at 9:15pm AEDT
mums making ox tongue casserole
>>158265058yeah your mum's pretty good with tongue
howie doing a zoom call from the lunch room
I can't hear half the shit these guys are saying Howie this is useless
the type of high quality coverage you can only get on Fox Cricket
bro why they filming with a fucking phone
>>158265143Doesn't look too bad desu
Started learning french (fran[squiggly c]ais) but thinking I maybe should have done Swedish instead for practical purposes...
THE PITCH INSPECTION IS STARTING
>>158265143>filming in a private business they're gonna arrest old howie lads
What is this shitty coverage?
Are black south africans still scared of sleeping on the floor because they think a goblin will get them?
looks all good to me
just zipped to the shops for a block of choccyin my fat cunt arc
>1 hour 15 minutes to 1 hour and a half reckons howie>>158265181whittaker choccy I hope
Didn’t know they cared so much about the outfield being wet
>>158265181what type of chocolate did you getif you're going to be a fat bastard at least eat the good stuff
>>158265185Whining about the other side having an unfair advantage is an integral part of the game
>>158265192go sandpaper btw
If the aussies were batting in australia they'd be keen to get out therethese saffa dogs are cowards
BASEDASED
>>158265184>>158265186cadbury i'm afraid
>>158265178just drag a rope over it, no problemo
>>158265218baited by the day 1 replay (I fell for it too)
>>158265222was gonna say
SAAAAAAARS please do the needful make the rain go away!!!!!!!
>another inspection in 30 minutes
>>158265178AAAAA I'M GETTING MUDDY I'M GOING INSANE
>>158265229>play stopped due to ((((((((((((bad light)))))))))
>>158265213your problem then isn't that you're getting fat it's that you're getting careless
>>158265213>cadburyit's sad seeing people giving up on life
>first test had no one show up due to an alien invasion>second test has no one show up due to it being rained outwhat will be the excuse for the third test?
>>158265241Not him but cadbury is the only choccy that has a pineapple flavour that is always availableI think whittakers had a banana and pineapple one that was limited
gf
>>158265016everything is satisfactorytabla x
>>158265257cricket's boring
>>158265270what's his name?
nice sport lads, very interesting
Read about some guy who did a chin ups recordI wonder if anyone from /cric/ has ever done a chin up, unlikely I suppose but hey you never know
I heard Zachy can do mean chin up
i did a pull up, is that ok?
bindia
your dad should have done a pull out you little bitch
i said pull up, champ
TestWhere is the griggey
I used to do pull ups, until I took an arrow to the knee
kek gottem (bit rude though)
that was rude I apologise I'm just grumpy cause of the no criggy on
>>158265264Do companies still make pineapple lumps? I know Aldi doesn't have them and that's where I shop.>>158265278AJ Styles
Baseball Fan Reacts to Rainiest Days in Cricket
Business idea: massive tarpaulin carried by multiple helicopters that fly over and stay put over a cricket ground during the rain
Chocolates with that creamy fruit flavoured filling are disgusting
Business idea: a roof
buying hollow chocolate with filling is insane the most expensive part of buying chocolate is the chocolate>chocolate block $8>hollow chocolate $8 literally a scam
>>158265373Mot seeing it as a workable idea m8Can you go back to the drawing board and gove us another idea
You guys do buy 100% cocoa right?
>>158265390no, it's fart oo bitter
hey crisp, u in moite¿
*far too
More of an ice cream guy anyway
>>158265392Its great some fresh creammand strawberriesJust grate a little bit. A block will last ages
>completely replay the entirety of day 1>still nothing to show for day 2
what is the worst thing that could happen if they play in the rain?
>>158265403gills
>>158265373but once in a blue moon it gets hit straight up and turns a catch into a six. it's much better to lose multiple days of play, it's tradition
>>158265403Might catch a cold.
>>158265395I was havin a tanty in /afl/ but I'm here now alsoCFO
>>158265411crisp x
my farts have been very thin and sharp today
>>158265403the bat could fly out of smudge's hand and fly to the sun piercing it, putting all of us into perpetual darkness which would result in all of us being popsicles for aliens to discover and give to their alien children as treats
A penguin walks into a bar. He walks up to the barman and says "have you seen my brother?" The barman ask "what's he look like?" The penguin replies "me."
>>158265415Are you going to the formal this semester?
>>158265421I don't get highbrow humour.
>>158265421HA!
>>158265420This would do numbers on reddit
>>158265421Not funny m8Workshop another joke
>>158265426What did the chair say to the man?
>>158265425you oughta know sweetie
A penguin walks into a bar. OOOOO That's gotta HURT
>bowling attac
>another inspection in 35 minutes>>158265403A good length ball on a drying pitch bounces into someone's head.
>>158265428cheesed to meet you
>drink water out of the taptastes like nothing>drink water that melted from ice that was made with the same water from the same taptastes like chemicalswhy do they do this
garn bed shit evening
>>158265434Close! He said *heh*Pleased to seat you!
>>158265430HahahahaExcellent joke Probably gonnanbe miles better than this >>158265428
>>158265422don’t wanna talk about it
So Kevin Pietersen on his deathbed says to his grandson, "grandson I want to revoke my english citizenship?" His english grandon says why grandpa you were one of englands greatest cricketers and Kevin replies "because that's one less english cricketer in this world."
>>158265436Who is they?
>>158265436Not sure but I agree, also tap water tastes like chlorine once you start drinking filtered water
Might end it all if we don't get a full days play of cricket tomorrow
>>158265441Been staring at this for 10 minutes and can't quite figure it out.
>>158265437
>>158265441there was going to be one less english cricketer momentarily anyway
>>158265449Yeah, that's what I don't get.
>>158265449>>158265446>>158265452desu i fucked it up he's supposed to say "I wanna revoke my south african citizenship" and then say "because that's one less english cricketer in this world" and then dies that's the more dramatic way of telling the jokei'm a little drunk unfortunately but I think it still works technicallyhe revokes his english citizenship and now their's one less english cricketer he now dies a proud south africa
maybe comedy isn't our wheelhouse
>>158265458not with an attitude like that
a dyslexic man walks into a bra...
>>158265462many such cases
with fronds like these, who needs anemones?
So when are we thinking play will resume?
>>158265474two more weeks
just had a brilliant idea, i'm gonna bet on a draw
tiredness looms
>next inspection 40 minutes from now
>2.20pm Next inspection at 3pm. It hasn't rained for three hours or so.This wouldn't be happening if apartheid was still in place.
they should use AI to
>>158265570So they’ve just sat around all day doing nothing?
sounds like the sport for neets
sounds like the sport for jeets
nba starts tomorrow if you guys are interested in a sport that can be played rain, hail or shine
>>158265605more of an NBL fan. more white guys.
>next inspection in 20 minutes
inspect THIS*unzips dick*
>>158265630>sopping wet, only 6mm, had a lot of practice on it but very little competitive action
Starting FINALLY
wish the super sopper would run me over
cmon do some cricketbowl some chinamen as they say
>>158265444They're Putting Something In The Water That Makes You Pee...
>play will resume in 35 minutes from now
i just went to bed though
i don't like cricket
>>158265733jerk off and get up
>>158265748I love it
>>158265733jerk up and get off
won't be watching just as a matter of principle
jerking into bed
>missing hisland kino
>>158265800he looks like a caveman spastic retard
ok sperg its just you and I lets at least make it entertaining
>Josh Hazlewood is unwell and will not take the field this afternoon. He is expected to return to play tomorrow.Josh Hazlewood is unwell and will not take the field this afternoon. He is expected to return to play tomorrow.>Josh Hazlewood is unwell and will not take the field this afternoon. He is expected to return to play tomorrow.Josh Hazlewood is unwell and will not take the field this afternoon. He is expected to return to play tomorrow.>Josh Hazlewood is unwell and will not take the field this afternoon. He is expected to return to play tomorrow.vax status?
i'll wait for the fox highlights with the sensationalised title
gazza must be like a lion waiting to feast
>>158265819>sorry you didn't get picked garry, you're ready to field at deep extra cover 3 hours right?
is Neser still there lol
>>158265811Sounds like someone had a late night in Port Elizabeth lol
what did he mean by this
>tfw no bouncing titty chucker kween gf
>>158265903i can't tell who is whom
walking to bouldering
>>158265811>rain tomorrow I'll just have 1 more >13 drinks later been there
>>158265913be safe x
>>158265914kinda rude they interrupted his hangover day with 1 hour of cricket
GOTTEM GONE!
>>158265920in the BBL 40 overs are bowled
Why didn't they go to an umpire review to check he caught it?
>normal umpire sick>hazlewood gets sickhmmmmm
>>158265924it hit the arm guard
>>158265932I know, I mean that umpires have occasionally used the excuse of "did the catch get made" to review it.
Is Sediqullah Atal elite?
H I S
ACK!erman
HIS LAND. BOLAND IS GONNA GET ALL 10 WICKETS BECAUSE HE'S DISGUISTED AT HOW LYON WALKED OUT ON THE FAMILY
HIS FUCKING LAND GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF
Land status?
>>158265953still his
>no south africans ittWhere are they?
>>158265957busy defending their homes
>>158265957Building taller walls with more barbed wire fencing
crazy stuff happening in france
when are they playing until today?
>>158265993the light will probably go bad in ~1 hour
>>158265984Still?
>>158265984>The capital experienced "a level of violence that we have never, I believe, seen before", Paris Deputy Mayor Lamia El Aaraje said.Paris was the centre of a revolutionary commune and a Nazi occupation I'm pretty sure it has been seen before mate.
>>158265999grire
>>158266012why is your 4k stream so bad XD
>scoreboard fooled by head's celebration
god I hate mark nicholas
>>158266018cause its not kayo
>>158266012is that sam harper? didn't think he was good enough to get near the australian squad
>let's pretend to be pakistan for one ball
why don't SA use digital ads on the field instead of physical ones
>>158266039I was shocked by this too... they look so wonky I thought they had to be bad digital ones but apparently it's the real deal
>>158266042You can see they are real here >>158265892
>>158266042>the NRL approached Broadcast Virtual in 2012 seeking a virtual alternative to painted advertising. The NRL then used virtual advertising across the 2013 season.>Virtual sports advertising was already being used in the United States in 1995, including advertisements inserted onto a soccer pitch during a televised match.>the NRL's move toward virtual field advertising was reportedly prompted in part by heavy rain before a State of Origin match in 2010, when sponsors' painted signs couldn't be applied properly.
>howie asking gaz how he manages cricket responsibilities with his young familyhe doesn't XD
>howie talked with garry about his young family and being away from them is howie /our guy/?
oh ffs.>went to take a piss & brush my teeth>miss one ball>it's a wicket
GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF WE DON'T NEED 5 DAYS YOU CLOUD SEEDING FUCKS AUSGODS ON TOP HOES MAD
https://youtu.be/7hXFOocrLS4?si=TUAuDJCi0j6_duHl
I have faith that /our batsmen/ can still fuck this up
Guys a free stream?
nah boland is good for 50 runs at least
>>158266130not sure if it's just me but if I were a test cricketer I wouldn't be wafting at a short ball a mile wide
>romani gypsy asking for something for freekek(cricstreams)
>>158266161crictimecrichdboth with .cn address usually work
if the swagman was so jolly why did he off himself?
>>158266178>>158266177Thanks guys>>158266177Haha can I get a free visa and Australian benefits thanks please ahha
>>158266258sorry Indians only apparently
>>158266258sorry, Chinese only apparently
>>158266268gypsies are indians
Yo this game sounds hilarious https://youtu.be/Q77YBmtd2Rw?si=Q0WFIluQ7WLdl89x
>A man has died after falling from a rollercoaster at a Six Flags amusement park on Monday in the US state of Georgia.>The man, Hassan Jihad Ibn Kariem, 42, was found dead under the ride after being ejected and hitting other people on it, according to police.
>>158266268>>158266296We come from Bharat though
>me watching from the bushes
>>158266429Haha I am off to murder a brown snake lads
>>158266363https://youtu.be/uMK0prafzw0
bedtime looms
Sir Nathan "Gazza" Michael "Goat" Lyon "Left the wife and kids"
2018 aus vs sa was kino this is fucking shite
bavuma think he's a fucking bird
Do they not have hot chicks in Clickberkha
HELLO? LIGHTSISTERS? it's pitch black out there?!
>>158266636saffer birds are fit
SIXA
do we get a new ball after that one
It's "new" in a certain sense...
goodnight brothers
don’t know who needs to hear this ( Cummins prolly) but to get BAVOOMA u need spin early and oftenplain and simple xt. cricPRO
>>158266690gn fella x
>>158266697
DROPPEDROPPED
>laPOOshane
>>158266746taiquisha getting sturdy
DROPPED THE BAVUMA LAPOOSCHAGNE TROPHY
RENGOAT
:o
>Boland 4/31Letting a bowler be captain is a fatal mistake as they'll always sabotage players who are potential threats to their career.
good stuff, gn /cric/
>>158266940general chicken general chicken
they tested cricketit failed
Just like that time zachy did an IQ test
>>158267196much liek the englel team on every outing ya??? aaammmiiirite?? hahaaa x
Your boys bottled a 250 run lead against Grimdies mate
>the apparently unbeatable south africa team completely shits their pants against a bunch of aussie OAPs at home, even in a rain affected matchjesus christ
why did the stinky fatty delete his other post?https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/158246218/#q158267577
Mums ox casserole was lovely Yeah, I think everything's going to be alright
The 43 year old couchy neek yank doctor
basil has probably had more waitrose dinners than me fucking hellstate of that tarq pet name
veggie pasty from are Greggs, tabla x
veggie neek
t. tenderstems
t.bingo wings the pushlet and pulllet
he's seething cos he's never gonna live that tenderstems thing downol tenderstem arms
yeah ok ol bingoey you chubby weakling
* REMINDER * Pakistan vs England at 9am tomorrow
Anyone ever had a 'Castle' ?
>>158268843>Pakistanmy ancestors :)
teetotal general mate
faghirs
>>158268843gross
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DeqgshJglIO/Justin Langer has just said the ball hasnt reverse swung anywhere in the world since the day of sandpapergate
breaking news: tiger whos life was spared after killing British man who entered his enclosure will now be put to death after police found social media posts where the tiger criticised islam
>>158269993keKkkk
>>158269789correct response x
>>158266845love renshaw
Ty but I don't really know you that wellquerrs
>>158270344go to bed matty, youre batting tomorrow
>>158270344YWNBAW
>>158269908lowkenuinely an interesting pointreverse swing did just die one day, though I hadnt aligned it with the sandpapering
>>158269908>>158270712That's because since covid you're not allowed to apply saliva to the ball. That's it.
Looking forward to watching day 1 of the south africa and australia test match tonight
>>158272671they just use sweat now
lgm
>>158273457very good
>>158273161Sweat is nowhere near as good as saliva. Firstly, the chemical composition is completely different and has different effects (sweat is salty and drying), secondly, it's easy to add 'substances' to saliva that influence its effects e.g. sweets, oils, etc. plus you have an almost unlimited supply of it and can easily target specific spots on the ball with it.
each side should have a specialised ball tamperer who has 2 minutes with the ball every 6 overs with an approved set of tools and substancesthat'd get test cricket interesting again
>>158274905saliva has no benefit over sweat unless youre sucking on sweets and can therefore add sugar to the ballbut sunscreen goes fucking hard as a shining substance. we used to coat our pants with it and then shine the ball on that patch, by far the best tool in our bagt. the guy whos ex-intl coach told us "if youre not cheating then youre playing at a disadvantage"
Will there be actual cricket played today? Or is the rain fucking us again?
>>158269908langer is such a weird guy, one of those people you'd just be on eggshells around at all times
Any golfman in
*raises paw*
might play golf tomorrow
>>158268864No I only drink real beer
>>158248125I wasn't far off
REAL CRICKET is going to be played tonight
>hazlewood can't bowl until lunchtimehow bad is this hangover
>golfdire
you can play golf in the raincan you boulder in the rain?
>>158246358for me its the way he continues jogging like a boss when hes taken a wicket
>>158277031WOOP WOOP
we've only bowled 43 overs so far - so assuming we get at least two full days in, there should be a result this testyou guys didn't load up on the draw, RIGHT?
I don't bet on test cricket, that is unnecessary for me to enjoy watching it
>>158277063I tried but sportsbet wanted me to call them and I don't like talking to people on the phone
>>158277050He cant really boulder in the dry either
>two days in P.E.>less than 50 overs bowled Waste of time now a draw beckons, watch England instead.LETS FUCKING GOGONE GOTTEM FIRST FUCKING BALLKWAB HHHAHAHAAHAHHAAH
>pls saars we have to have a pooview on a fucking caught as well Pakis already buck broken
>called Fahkar >fucks up
kino
>>158277155corr
You know all the stuff about changing “bazball” and it “maturing” or whatever is bullshit when they pick players like Baker. >muh muh zoom zoom even though he’s barely played at all and is at best ok.
Don't really want Starc to be bowling wide shit all morning
>just tune in>wicketyou're welcome
>>158277186>bowl at stumps>receive wicket really is that simple
>turn in after getting dinner ready>wicket after 2 ballsthis is making up for missing all those wickets last night going for a piss
450 wickets for Starc, wonder what Warnie is thinking right now
screwed up my webm cut fuuuuuuu
>>158277214these are very handy to watch whenever I miss a wicket, don't worry about it
>>158277214keep up the good work m8
>>158277208is Warnie even still alive? haven't heard anything from him in years
>>158277214
nice hit desu
HERE COMES BOLAND
>>158277223he was murdered by a thai masseuse that injected him with cardiotoxic drugs (cigs, beer, speed)
zachy told me odi isn't cricket so I'm not allowed to watch :(
Watching the women's t20
>>158277235damn I'd go through her like lightening through a wet dog (RIP Warnie)
bros..... jansen is spanking us.........................
jansen lowkenuinely an aesthetic as fuck batsperson
>>158277240Gazza will get him out
>>158277242(full homo)
>>158277237
>>158277235>back massage
>>158277252(backshots)
>>158277258meant for >>158277249
>>1582772625ft 11' vs 6ft
STOP BULLYING BOLAND YOU JANSEN FUCK
>criggy comes back>dead thread X(
>cricket south africa embarrassed by zero crowd turnout>forces children to miss out on their education and attend the groundbased
Why is cummings fielding like a paki?
>>158277289he's like a 60 yr old unc
A high school girl smiled at me while I was out on my run
>>158277293>girl
>>158277293were you running with your shirt off?
>>158277303no I also swim with my shirt on
CAM ON SAFFAS BAZBALL IT
have you heard of nevernudes? weird to think they walk amongst us
>cummins 0-46useless needs to be dropped
Time for spin
GONE GOTTEM BYBYR AZAMP OFF
GONE GOTTEM AZAMPED FUCK OFF
>>158277303no, I had a bright red skin-tight stooges shirt on,tucked into my shorts, naturally
Did that hit the stump?
went for a walk after dinner what did I miss
>Mark Nicholas doing his commentator curse thing againKeep going son
hey lads are we winning?
>>158277322>0-67 nowumm... it's getting embarrassing..
>>158277322he's in their for his leadership skills chud
>>158277381
draw looms
Australia is going to need two renshaws to recover from this
GONE GOTTEM Agha? More like AH-FUCK OFF
sook review
inb4 corrupt ultraedge
kwab
WHAT YOUS WATCHING>
meme potential
Starc is sooking
>no webm guy for the england gamegrim
any lipreaders?
>>158277442i can't tell if he's being ironic or not
>>158277445Look at this craterface, why can't white people into aging properly?
lunch in 20min
GOOGLE IS HACKED
>>158277434kek @ the left
>>158277459what are you on about unc
feel like we may be losing grip on the story here
>>158277509>tfw when you're stuck being bindia's neighbour
>>158277509reading bouldering posts on /cric/
hearing reports South Africa will declare after lunch
>>158277538yeah, declare you a homosexual
>>158277434Nice to see Corbyn getting out to the cricket.
i want to make a proclamation
Did you hear about that Australian MP that got drunk? Heard she was absolutely legless!
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>>158275097You're completely wrong. Saliva is both heavier and less drying to the ball than sweat.
