7 HOURS OF... redzone football start in about 30 bingsEARLY WINDOW>Bears vs Falcons>Ravens vs Browns>Titans vs Colts>Jets vs Patriots>Saints vs Giants>Panthers vs Eagles>Steelers vs BuccaneersLATE WINDOW>Cardinals vs Rams>Chargers vs Chiefs>Bills vs Raiders
>black qbs
How many today?
>>158250366are winning right nowkeep crying, mayo monkey
>>158250390He just threw a pick lol
Scott... MANSEN
good evening my redzone frens!
what we eatin redzone frens?
>>158250406scoreboard
>>158250382If kickers drank Ninja Melk they would have the concentration to actually kick the ball
>>158250432Im gonna have pizza
>>158250366I don’t get it. What’s funny about this. Every fucking thread this has to be the first reply? Like seriously, grow up. This site hasn’t been about edgy racist jokes for years yet you 2016 election tourists are still clinging on to a version of 4chan which hasn’t been grounded in reality for a long time. Less than 5% of this website actually believes this garbage. The statistics are even worse on non-/pol/ boards. Seriously, get over it. It’s not going to be a thing anymore.
I fuckin hate when my team plays on TNF because then I have nothing to do on sundays
>>158250420It's 930am dumbass
>>158250437
I fuckin hate when my team plays
>>158250450you have been posting the same pizza since week 1...
>>158250432I ate leftover pork and an apple
>>158250462I like it when my team doesn't play on sunday's because I get to watch Redzone all day
>>158250432Im thinkin Jersey Mikes later onSnooki has given me inspiration
>>158250344Where the FUCK are the good games???
>>158250451Everyone hates niggers, and that will never change until the heat death of the universe
>>158250470no it's 7:32pm :D
>>158250432I just had black coffee with yohimbine hcl.Yes, I'm fat
>quit my job. >can watch redzone again.>finally starting to get cold. Never work for the post office.
>>158250481Prove it
>>158250528Based and peak comfiness
>>158250541https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/image/eclC-taRMVkmH2EaEDTZOw/
Got the Jags game on my regular tvFeels kinda weird
>>158250541>>158150683
>>158250696oh no wrong post>>157660902fren maybe just learn to make your own
This dumb ass commentator said should they go for it or kick it right now, dumb fucking asshole should be drowned.
didn't realize marlo is coaching for texans nowadays
>>158250528>Starting new job thursday>Schedule is Thurs-Mon every week>My last sunday getting to watch ball with you faggotsFuck my life
>>158250905all arrangeable
>>1582503824
Quitting my job sounds so good right now...
I had a great time being racist in the London game treads and I look forward to being racist in this thread.
FUCK YOU REDZONE FUCK YOU
>>158250927Thank you for your service
texans only won because of the refsthey got an order from Burnham to make sure the black QB won in London
>300 episodes
>>158250344early window is a shitfest
>>158250927Absolute madman
>>158250985This entire week is a shitfest
>>158250971I'm confused, is it 300 or 200? Was Elway or w/e that white guy a retard? Why didn't they just redo the take?also, now I'm curious about this supposed bathroom break
>>158250927Someone call the Based Department
Should it beSeven hours of commercial-free football START noworSeven hours of commercial-free football STARTS now
there's some good White QB vs black qb matchups today
>>158251001easy there lars...
>>158250993It's the 300th episode.
2 minutes
>>158250996"seven-hours-of-commercial-free-football" is a single unit of measurement so "starts" is correct
How you think Caleb does today?
>>158250996Not all of those hours start now. It's implied that it's a singular period that lasts seven hours, so it's the second one.
>>158251010don't you mean Lynn?
>>158251017refresh or find a different stream, it's 30s
>>158251031no, that's lars sven hødegaard
Paris lmao
>>158250996Seven hours is the subject of the sentence and is plural so it's "start"
>>158251024300 yards 3td
>>158251017>>158251044I took 1 minute getting a captcha
https://youtu.be/LLqqZmNFa_A?si=SPZ2Sii4KFSg8TRX
>>158251075i wonder if that doctor and engineer parade has ended by then :D
*bangs desk in excitement*
Only 3 early games?
>>158251084I wouldn't understand
>>158250996depends on how much melanin do you have in your skin
OCTOBOXCTOBOX
>>158251097giorgos jorgos pls pay debts >:(
The early games are fuckin CHEEKS
OCTOBOX
COCKTOBOX
OCTOBOXXOOOO!!
O C T O
>>158251105I took my melatonin last night, what do you mean?
ready for games
When did sports get flags
Kek pigeons
>>158251097Go Browns
>iggles>Tanner McHeemed
SCOTT HANSEN NEEDS TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
is "Redzone" not a bit offensive towards Native Americans?I thought the league stopped with this kind of stuff
Scott Hanson is a liar and a bastard.
Derrick Henry will fumble the ball away at the end of this game and the Ravens will lose!
>>158251152natives are actually cool with the redskins/blackhawks thing
>>158250996"of commercial-free football" is an adjectival phrase describing "Seven hours", the actual subject of the sentence; therefore, START would be correct.The point this anon made >>158251020 is understandable as it's easy to see "Seven hours of commercial-free football" as a single subject, but that's not how sentence structure works.
errrrm you aren't allowed to throw the QB down like that
>>158251114no
put nine in you cowards
OCTOBOX OCTOBOX OCTOBOX7 HOURS OF REDZONE FOOTBALL STARTS NOW
Hey Bucs we'll take Jalon back if you dont want him
>>158251173you are ignoring >>158251029 - the seven hours are a single segment of time>lunch starts at 1 (and goes until 3)
>>158251152It shall be renamed african-americanzone to offer commiserations
is it racist that I didn't know Lamar Jackson wasn't playing?
>>158251208coward
>>158251181then you leave me no choice but to confiscate your souvlakis, tzatzikis, ouzo, metaxa and moussaka
Gayleb-esque
>>158251198The woret thing about CFB is knowing your best players will eventually leave soon.
>>158251208You're good. Huntley is basically discount Lamar
DOINK... AND IN?!
Doink
Someone explain the Jags clock management during the last two drives.When they have the ball, they play like they're trying to get to a FG attempt despite being down 3 and everyone has all their TOs and also it's a 60 yarder. Yes, Cam Little is great, but I'd never treat a 60 yarder as a gimme. Why didn't they try to milk the clock? Play that last possession like it's 4 down territory. Run the ball and if you end up in 4th&2 you go for it. Make HOU burn all their time outs. Even if you have to kick, it'd be a 40 yarder with a minute left and without the Texans having any timeouts. And in the final drive of the game, why the hell did JAX use their TOs? They thought they were getting the ball back? That game predictably ended with a FG attempt with 3 seconds left. I just don't get it
WHERE ARE THE TOUCHDOWNS
>>158251217How is this frog always so smug?
Why he doesn't say commercial free football anymore? Is it maybe because there are some adds here and there?
I love a good doink and in.
bank shot
DOINK
Almost
>>158251245It’s rigged m8
My reffies!
>HOWEVER
All my refs hate the Jets
of course the pats get bailed out lol
Does anyone have a stream?
>>158251252heh no one knows
>>158251254show ads and still charge $, Scott is a piece of shit
GODleb already cooking these niggas
>>158251312Try my mom's login and password
>>158251312sportsurge
>>158251341thx
Is it hook and ladder or hook and lateral?
das my QB
Are the Bears the Notre Dame of the NFL?
>>158251312Yeah, right here*unzips dick*
>>158251329>YACbabby>cookingkwafaggotqb
>>158251374who watches his team play from redzone wtf fren focus
IT'S CALLED HOOK AND LATERAL REEEEEEEEEEEE
i want to see the skin flayed from Colston Lovelands bones inch by inch
>>158251312
>all these backup qbs playing in week 6kek
>>158251312https://mybuffstreams.online/watch/ppv-nfl-red-zone?title=NFL%20RedZone
>>158251404Kek what happened to him? I thought he was going to be great
>>158251423i dropped in in fantasy a couple days ago and he just scored more points on the first drive than he did the rest of the year so far combinedor at least close to it
Is Michael Penis playing today?
>erynkwafaggot.
>>158251393Ah yes, let me watch a million commercials and flags, that's the superior experience.
Is Tua Turndaballova playing today?
>>158251434
>>158251434kino
>>158251434holy mother of close calls
Heh
>big fella>get in my belly so to speak Rude D:
>>158251454fake fan if you don't have two displays with your game on one with the sound on and muted redzone on the sideas expected from a bears fan, i couldn't devote myself to watching their full games either with such a zesty qb
>>158251434imagine the smell that whale picked up
>>158251434Whale bro wanted a taste
first time watching redzone this season and I forgot how much this faggot likes to talk during the plays. JUST SHOW US THE FUCKING PLAYS! IF WE ARE WATCHING REDZONE WE CLEARLY DONT NEED OUR HANDS HELD EVERY 2 FUCKING SECONDS!
>>158251454i watch all snaps of my team so incan see with my own eyes who is plays well and who doesnt
>>158251444Yes
stoolers bucs might be a gigaslurper
MAHOMESIAN
>aints
*AHEM*>gainwell>gainswell
>>158251508Hello Mr. Florida or Mr. Tennessee.
>>158251512>might be
>sacked by a 40 year old mangrim
>taints
>>158251488>you're fake because you don't dedicate yourself to a brand!kekerino>>158251503That's fair, I would love to do that if full football games were watchable in the current year.
WOW COOL REDZONE STAT ABOUT CALAIS CAMPBELL SCOTT YOU DROOLING BUFFOON
>Caleb performing well again/sp/ in shambles
Ninjabros, this is a bad sign..
>>158251534a MUTTHOMESIAN dump-off pass for a TD.
>>158251499>>158251567Bro just hit the mute button
did he just say the 3rd 40 year old to get a sack then mention Clay Matthews??? Clay is 40 now and retired for years, did i hear the name wrong
If you don't like red zone why not just change the channel?
>>158251576No. I want to listen to football. Not this mouth breathing faggot give me a fuckin' step-by-step of each play because he wants to hear his own voice for 7 hours.
>>158251577He said clay matthews.
>>158251577his dad
>>158251553Has he played a snap yet?
>>158251577Clay Matthews Jr., that Clay's father, most likely
I see we're at that point in the season where the>might be spicyteams just fall off
>>158251589Losers get off on complaining
Is red zone too hedonistic for our society? We are spoiled with all these games live...
>>158251614something in his body snapped, probably bussy.
>>158251633It might be
>>158251633We pay for it with ad breaks every 3 minutes in prime time
>>158251631Yeah, like your post. Loser.
>>158251668Awesome self own
>>158251633redzone is for gambling so in that sense yes and no
>>158251633Its entirely possible
>>158251604>>158251610>>158251621still doesn't look right>born 1928>San Francisco 49ers (1950, 1953–1955)so he last played at 27
>it's smother falcons are getting stomped matchup
>danny pennies
>dolts
wew wtf
>Daniel Pennies
Does Atlanta have fans? Why does it sound like a bears home game?
Wow what a catch
Defender with the tip toes kino
Allstate could save you hundreds
>"commercial-free football">giant banner ads every 30 minuteskek, imagine actually PAYING for this.
>>158251716They all murdered each other
yep, stoolers are back to dink and dunk dogshit again
>>158251720Nope
>>158251689think it's possibly not the guy born in 1928?
>>158251753their qb is a 46 year old gay man, please understand.
DRAAGGOOONNN
LETS GO TITANS WIN WIN WIN WIN BABY
>drop 8 guys into coverage>WR still gets wide open
>>158251753Maye balled out
WOWIE ZOWIE MVP DRAKE GAYE JUST HAD 10 SECONDS TO STAND STILL AND FIND A RECEIVER
Did he get a concussion in his landing
>>158251766god damn i'm a fucking moron i'm going to kill myself
DID REDZONE SHOW MY BEARS TWO TDS
Why do the Browns punt so much?
>>158251793choose life
Eagles in preseason form already
Why did this fucking idiot run back??
>>158251813>midget receivers
>>1582518136/9, 67 yards
>>158251827They have three injured runningbacks
>>158251800that's why you watch the game and not redzone, i didn't see any bears TDs
>>158251845HAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH YES SIR
>>158251813
>iggles lose another rbJesus
kek, i thought that was riley cooper for a moment
>>158251832bro the eagles are below preseason standards. it's 3rd and 4th stringers; they're on the #5 and #6 RBs ffs
SCOTT SHUT IT
>MUhhhhhh iggles are literally THE ONLY TEAM IN NFL HISTORY to deal with injurieskek, faggots.
>>158251880lmao doubs what a g
>>158251858No I meant in general
>>158251880That's my nigga Bobblehead at WORK
>herbigI really want to know the story behind that surname.
any vikiesfrens present enjoying a relaxing comfy redzone sunday?
>>158251931Hi!
>>158251917Thanks for making and posting these so quickly BritBro
>>158251931iggles fren here, I'm enjoying a relaxing comfy redzone sunday because I know the iggles should lose.
The Bucs QB is pretty damn solid, especially for a UDFA
are the falcons just going 3 & out every drive? redzone has yet to show them on offense
kino formation
>>158251927its german. heer is army and big or wig is fighter
>>158251957I was about to ask the same thing
why is gayleb running around extra zesty today?
>>158251972Pent up frustration
These games suck. When's witching hour
>>158251986In about one bong, 17 bings.
>>158251861I FUKKEN DONT LIKE REDZONE THEY HATE MY BEARS
THANK GOD WE SAW THAT PUNT SCOTT
>let's listen to the call guiseyeah, we're trying to FAGGOT but you won't stop talking!
WEBM guy did you show MY BEARS TDS
>>158251986When wins become losses and losses become wins
WOOOOO Emeka Egbuka
is Jalon better than Baker?
>>158252032many are saying this
>>158252022>>158251856
>all dogshit games
>>158252022they showed the bears TDs you spergy fag.and redzone is an NFL product, which wants the bears to do well
>>158251856thank you webm guys you are the best...LETS GO BEARS WIN WIN WIN WIN BABY
Which of these games will best numb the pain of being ghosted by my Hinge date again?
>>158252036Kek the world class steelers defense being turned to Swiss cheese by an undrafted free agent BLACK qb
>>158252045just wait till you see who plays in a couple hours...
>penis jr
>>158252054I dont believe you mate REDZONE only show terrible higlights of the Bears game case in point we are watching ALT march down the field
>Brown
>a gay brown
>>158252076>ghosted by my Hinge date again?What happened anon
>>158252076sounds like the jets are your go to
>>158252076Who's your team?
Damn AJ brown sucks lol
>>158252094Bills Raiders should be good
>>158252076the power of /redzoine/ friendship is all you need
>gay j
>larping as a basketball bucket
>>158252076just do what the rest of us do...jerk off thinking about her naked until you coooooom
>no refunds
YEAH YEAH YEAH MY BEARS GOT THE BALL BACK
How much did robert "i rape illegal aliens in back alley massage parlors" kraft pay for AJ Brown to drop that pass?
>scatlanta
>SNF is Dallass and green gay>MNF is SF and RedskinsFuck that lmao guess redzone is it for me today
>go to make a cup of coffee>machine dies>spend like 15 minutes having to diagnose and fix it>get back and my stream immediately starts schizoing outThe Jews did this
>
>>158252161Nobody asked
how do i get rid of chat on streameast its taking up to much of the game screen
>>158252145kek
SCOTT SUCKING HIS OWN COCK AGAIN
Member when saints fans coped by saying the falcons are good
>>158252112She didn't show up for our coffee date and hasn't responded to any texts
>>158252163Get a french press and you won't have this problem
Neat, how many commercials and banner ads has redzone shown since 2009? Why wasn't that one the stat sheet?
>>158252181yeah yeah yeah my bears are elite again on defense to bad they eat shit playing the fudgepackers
>fake gaye throwing ducks
>>158252191she was just too shy, you gave her butterflies :3
>>158252194I'm straight
>>158252094bills raiders and chargers chiefs are peak funpost kinosame with dem sois and green gay
>>158252207an origami dripper then
>>158252191She's sucking my dick right now
>>158252207you guys think im crazy but im only a little crazy. REDZONE only show the Bears when they have terrible plays
>>158252225We're talking about his hinge date, not your mom.
>>158251575seethe KWAB
>>158252191>hasn't responded to any textsWell if she was a no show it's obvious why she's not texting you back. Don't get too attached damnit. Just keep going on as many dates as possible don't make the mistake of fixating on only one girl. Trust me
>>158252225dont cum in her face again anon plz
GENOKINO
Turf monster strikes again
>microphone head helmetsThey should be bullied into suicide.
>as the song goes>songThat's a generous term.
>>158252225It's true, I was his date.
ref frens, why am I only just now finding out one of our players got carted out during the London game? is he okay?
>>158252191Oh that's brutal, I've been ghosted over text before but I've never been stood up on a date.Sorry man
I bet jalen hurts loses his job by year end
The NFL need to use a RED or ORANGE ball on fgs I can never see the ball in flight
>>158252191is..Is...is she any good? I need to now
HEEM
>>158252258
the fucking jets man
>>158252281godspeed
>2nd&1>run up the middle twice>4th&1Jests
>refzone
>>158252274>>158252278lol
>>158252281*NSFW BRUTAL HEEM*
did scott hansen just giggle about 8"?
REFZONE>REFZONEREFZONE
>refzoneWhy does the NFL always steal from 4chins?
>>158252307Now that the shit field has hurt the reffies, maybe the NFL will do something abou tit
Jameis a rapist, therefore he can't be funnyPlease upvote!!!
>2nd&1>run up the middle THRICE>TO on downs
>>158252307This is a blue board sir
White TE's make black QB's look good
>>158252321Scott is one of us
And I, for one, welcome our new VAR overlords. It was over time to bury the chain gang forever.
"short by 8 inches">Camera cuts to black guy in the crowd
>>158252307kek based ball boy taking down the reffie
>>158252321When will they steal >black qb's from us?
>>158252281I raise my hat to this refgod
>>158252351fuck you redzone fuck you
>dotson>catches dots
>>158252347Next week, right after mutthomes, gayleb and 7>3.
PENIXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Nice connect
>>158252281I need to make an edit of him holding a flag up
>>158252340I look forward to the day they say "penix is 3" short"
>>158252307>>158252281Moments like these makes waking up at 6am worth it
>>158252375ask grok
kek stoolers
Can you yanks explain how the bears are winning?
Why does it sound like 1876 Eastern Wyoming at the falcons game?
Gay quarterback Michael Penis
Rodgers is washed, don't know why the stillers kept him
>>158252394
love watching penix
>>158252307He should be getting roids like the top refs
>>158252394They've scored more points
>>158252394They are one of the best teams in the league, with the best coaching and offensive scheme in the league, dont let 3 weeks of backup qb play make you forget that
Nigger got rekt
>>158252396I don't know what this means
titans aren't a serious team if they just let Daniel Jones convert 3rd and 19 on foot
How are the Eagles 2-3?
Danny vick!
>>158252307>field they are playing at has like three natural grass fields they could play on. >instead of using the fields that players like playing on, they lay turf on the concrete.>now even the reffies are getting hurt. I really do not get the nfl owners wanting to injure their players.
>>158252426>titans aren't a serious teamCorrect
>>158252424Little Big Horn reference. Do they not teach about Custer in school anymore?
>>158252394They’re not playing the PackCHADS today
>>158252432why take that hit for 3 points
DANNI VICK GOT THEM WEELS
>>158252394They have more points.
>>158252435So they don't have to pay them as much when the next contract comes up.
So, uh, who’s the Titans backup? Could try the “he needs more time” drop like the Panthers did except he doesn’t look mind broken like Bryce was, just shit
anyone else cringe about "indiana jones"?
>>158252428Hurts won them 2 games, Sirianni blew 2
>>158252418>0-2 in the divisionkek greatest offense of all time
Which qb are the titans going to take with the first pick
>>158252443Custer was a pussy
>>158252464Trubisky
Do you think his blood clot...hurts?
>>158252479Archibald
I dont like New England
>>158252076sorry to hear that fren but dont worry, there's plenty of other ladies on hinge! open /redzone/ and enjoy some football with us :D
>gainwell>gains well
again Redzone showing another terrible play from MY Bears
>>158252501>>158252505epic ftw
Kenny Gainwell?Yes, he ken
fuck the bucs. you paid gayker fraudfield, you have a above average team but no real game-changing weapons except bucky. you have a promising QB and his talent will get squandered. we need a star receiver and better secondary talent.
