First pitch in 60 bingsTBS | HBO Maxsunny and 60s, here's hoping we get the game in
>>158255067Go Indians
>>158255067>60 bingsthats one bong you idiot
>>158255665> thats one bongsource?
>>158255665>>158255716DUDE
At least this game has real starting pitchers.
>>158255963What the fuck are they gonna do if this goes to game 7? Do you put Bibee out there and hope the bullpen doesn't get overworked in games 5 and 6?
>>158256087>put Bibee out there and hope the bullpen doesn't get overworkeduhhhh probably lmao
THAT BALL GOT SMOKED!!
Rasmussen is a Danish name btw
>>158256470source?
>>158256515i'm the source
based porker messick
play ball!
ppplay baaawl
LETS GO RAYS
>lauren "hooker hoops" shehadim80s...
i still call them the indians
TIME FOR BASEBALL
brownies got it done can we get another!
>>158256695
leadoff double ez yandy
it's already over lol
>>158256710Some boobs in place of a Tampa Bay truck
>nooo you cant have yandy diaz be the leadoff man>kevin cash do something>doubles in your path
guardians had a good run
LOL BASED
man i remember when diaz was on us and was a promising prospect and now here he is still playing and 34 years old where did the time go
Does anyone here miss the days of no nets down the lines?Big strikeout there.
>another slow thread because everyone is watching NFL
>>158256864no not really
UH OH, 'dians
kwab
/SP/EED never slumps
MESSY DICK
>>158256888What are you eating?
shades of the dodgers
bruh moment
Simpson is the definition of a Rays player...
terrible fucking challenge. this is the american league god damn championship series
RBI WALK
>Shartians
Didn't people try to say this bum could be ROTY?
>30 pitches in 1st inningits ogre
>>158256981THIS IS THE PLAYOFFS MAN
MESSick
I'm noticing a dire lack of Portugal VPN posts today
>Messick rnhttps://voca.ro/14m9t3FfUryd
>>158256966Nothing at the moment, might open more waffers in a few minutes
>YOU fucking suck
morning guardnation
RACK CITY BITCH
Adell doesn't like middle-middle fastballs.
>>158257134Porker status?
>>158257134Hi Izzy
>>158257199can confirm i porked her
we love kalshi here
>>158257234who's "we"?
Good catch.
Patrick is a mess
More hits for the HITS GOD. This game is about to be over.
This pitcher is making messick
Is this all life is Watching sports and stalling at workWaiting for something to happen Instead of making it happenIt’s not so badJust a little empty
Chief Wahoo sisters.......... it's over
Very good start
>>158257234gamblers are subhuman
>>158257330sorry you're poor, NOT!!!!
>game over in 2 innings >Slow thread>Captcha is a pain in the assMight have to call it for today
switch the pitcher
Rasmussen is a bit of a poof
>>158257342baseball is basically over for the season since the dodgers are eliminated
>>158257315so make something happen
I'm not really a baseball fan, but it is nice to see the Rays have actual away kits before they are RAYlocated
>>158257318They should've kept the old name and logo; "Cleveland Guardians" sounds like something OOTP would have generated.
>>158257489apparently it's a danish name so that makes sense
nice play
>Bazzanal
Rasmussen is dealing
>>158257489you thinking bout that rasmussy?
We honestly deserve to lose this game for only scoring 2 runs when Messick looks like hot dogshit out there
Nice
>>158257591brus woulda chased him outta the game already i tell ya hwut
>>158257318return his lands
that's a balk
>>158257689source?
jesus
Cleveland is lost
You love to see it
lmao
no disrespect intended, but has Messick gone more than 3 innings in the playoffs? his stuff looks decent but I'm not seeing how he managed to put together a 200 K ROY season
cleveland is in biiiig trouble
I'm a Rays fag. did our curse end since indians change their name?
>scores 1 run per inning9-0 incoming
Go Rays!But there are way too few people here
>>158257785is that why you rotate between flags? because you're not getting enough dopamine from 4chan?you should reflect on this
>>158257785all the dodgers hatewatchers are busy watching the NFL
We should be up 6-0 right now at least.Offense is just too dogshit can't beat the Brewers like this.
>>158257785I'd decided to lurk today
FUCK OHIO FUCK OHIO FUCK OHIO FUCK OHIO FUCK OHIO FUCK OHIO
>>158257808Brewers are the team of destiny this year anon. just be happy you're gonna make it to the World Series. that's a big accomplishment in itself
yeah the rays are obviously winning this series
>>158257806no I'm here. i did see bit of the NE v NYJ and it was kinda a close game surprisingly.
>>158257801Kek
wheres tanner bibee, dont think hes pitched once this postseason
>>158257806Oh, so there’s an NFL game on
Injuns looking lost at the plate.
two franchises that dont have a world series that dont combine to as long as our world series drought. at least the announcers get to be happy we're finally gone. ive been having a shitty life and im glad i finally have a reason to get out of it.
>>158257851He didn’t have a great season this year I don’t think so probably not highly trusted
>>1582578523 of them and SNF in a couple hours
Cleveland fans watched their team come back down 2-0 and are now giving up like 4 games later. Shitty fans, shitty city
>>158257330Trvth nvke
>>158257330preach, brother
>>158257830fuck you buddy
>>158257855I was at game 1 of the ALDS and I don't think I've seen a team look as lost at the plate as the Yanks vs. Rasmussen. When he's on it's very impressive
Little foot race action for you there
professional grown man Yandy Diaz
you love to see it
>>158257939shut up faggot, bunting is gay, like you
BEEN SPENDING MOST OUR LIVES LIVING IN A GANGSTAS PARADISE
>>158257806I turned handegg off permanently when Kaepernick started his woke nog bullshit what 10 years ago (maybe more?) now. I'll watch a college game now and then. NFL? Nope. Superb Owl? Nope.
Nice bunt
To pull a pitcher after he loses the race to the bag after only 17 pitches is inhumane.
>>158257913Yea that was good watching the Yanks flail about.
There are various national flags kek
How was that play close at 2nd he was halfway there by the time the pitch was thrown. Impressive
go Rays brothers! - HHTweet sent from Hell
got eeeeeeeem
HIT THE KWAN
>>158258024trolling outside of /b/ is illegal
That China man nailed it
Taylor Walls reminds me of Brett Phillips.
>>158258071He shouldn't. Brett Philips would have scored.
>>158258071based. got to shake brett's hand back in april
>>158258071Angels legend
guards got no heart and they don't play hard
Momentum changing out at home. I think we lose now.
>>158258024Hulk, up in heaven, is also rooting for the Rays
Stay on 'em Rays!
what a play
Rays playing great defensewhy doesn't the yankees just do that but with a high payroll?
Amazing plays
TAKE ME HOOOOOMEEEEEEETO THE PLACEEEEEEI BELOOOONG
Noice play.
that greasy yellow slope made a great play
Rasmussen is buttfucking the city of Ohio
nice to see a selfish, "me-first" style ball club losing
>>158258071Brett Phillips is a Rays legend. Walls wishes he could be half the man Phillips was.
55 pitches through 4. Not looking good for CLE
Rasmussen cruisin.
>>158258250tb is up though
I called it, Rasmussen having his revenge game for game 1. He might just throw a complete game shutty.
>>158258255Doyers
>>158258255I hate how the broadcast missed Randy's complete faceplant around third base which explains why he was basically dead at the plate. One of the craziest endings to a WS game ever, it was so trippy seeing this live
I don't feel safe with this bullpen only having a 3 run lead. Need more before Ras is done.
>>158258255I remember when the O's DFA'd Phillips.
>>158258282Ohtani should aim for the Cy in the AL
Would kill everyone here for a Denny's grand slam
>>158258397Doyers gonna trade Ohtani to the Yanks.
>yet another nereus piano stingRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>158258424Man I haven't been to Dennys in ages.
wow we get an antidepressant ad in between batters. fucking brutal
>>158258424Based ameriboo
>>158256888OP did a shit job, I tried Ctrl+F both city names and nothing showed up so I assumed there was no thread. What the fuck is "TB @ CLE" who benefits from a thread subject line like this?
My anxiety keeps getting worse
>>158258450advertising is so fucking bad now im getting close to never watching sports again
total tampon domination
>>158256888The league did everything they could to get that Friday game going, but God had other plans for Cleveland.
Walls cannot hit a baseball but he might be the best defensive SS out there. The Rays middle infield is nuts even after losing Lowe
yep... now that's how you play baseball, take notes stankees
You'd better believe I'm shitposting from the game. Go indians.
jram quit on his team and it infected the locker room
>>158258495He can lay down the bunt pretty good no?
the rays look great. the 'dians? shit.
>>158258506is it as quiet as it sounds on the broadcast?
Rays have a mexican player so that automatically puts them at an advantage over the 'dians
>>158258506hell yea!
>>158258516yeah he basically has to be able to, defense can only go so far. If he was an absolute liability they might not keep him. He's been sent down to AAA before
>>158258448Service is shit but the food is great>>158258468Need to get an american gf to get out of this shithole
>>158258471How old are you? You can't look through the catalog and find a picture of a baseball player?
>>158258506Post concessions.
>>158258534um, yikes? is there a mod posting right now in this thread who can ban this poster for blatant racism and deadnaming my Cleveland GUARDIANS?
drew rasmusSON
What is the fucking point of Ben Williamson? He doesn't play better defense than Palacios and despite being right handed he can't hit lefties any better than Palacios. He literally serves no fucking purpose on this team.
>>158258506based ohio poster
>>158258489They should have played this game at noon
>>158258471just search for alcs mate
>>158258553I went to a Golden Corral in Colorado Springs a few weeks ago and pigged out. It was jam packed. Their "ice cream" is shit tho.
Just sports
I can't wait until Midney turns 35 and becomes completely irrelevant.
>>158258553America is a shithole now too thanks to all your relatives
>>158258424Denny's is trash. They're closing restaurants left and right, all the ones near me are gone. It's actually pretty funny to see them taking shots at McDonald's when they are a dying brand and McDonald's very much isn't.
>>158258608Golden Correal is fuckin shit bro, I can not even stand walking close to it, would go to a Chinese buffet instead
We got this Tampa bros...
GET THIS BUM PITCHER OUT OF THE GAME
>>158258608My parents and I used to go to Golden Corral for breakfast every once in a while, and I would always get an ice cream sundae after my breakfast (I was a kid). I remember one time they still had candy corn at the sundae bar in like February and it made me question how long they had their shit sitting out.
>>158258634i was sick of those ads so i open up garden radio just to listen at their espn radio station.
>>158258653My Dad wanted to go there and honestly I was a bit surprised. The place was clean and the food was actually good at that one. Yea, I've been to shitty ones before so I was a bit apprehensive.
>>158258642Sorry about that , but it can't be worse than here>>158258651Bro like if you go for a grand slam or a burger you are good to go, they are probably closing because no one wants to work there, last time I went there was only 1 waiter for the whole place and was a black woman in her mid 50s, crazy shit
legalising sports gambling was a mistake
>>158258716>it can't be worse than herehow much you wanna bet
we're actually going to lose this fucking game
im not calling them anything but the indians
>>158258739I don't see Americans crossing the jungle to come here, maybe passport bros but is not the same
>>158258743Shut up you just got out of the 6th with your ace. Only one run scored.
>>158258716Do you also have boat loads of jeets and muslims? We have the worst of your country along with the worst of every other third world nation now too.
>>158258771Yeah now our dogshit bullpen comes in to give up the lead.
>>158258743your franchise is younger than me, my franchise last won the world series when everyone alive remembered the day hiroshima got nuked. kill yourself
>>158258743
>>158258766i met a dude from singapore who worked in delhi and london before coming here to philly and he said usa was by far the worst place to work or live
>>158258581God those movies were bad and pointless
>>158258806sybau unc and go have children
>>158258525Loud enough. Entire stadium was on its feet once Kwan and Ramirez got on base, didn't sit down til the inning ended.
>>158258841I don't see how New Delhi can be better than america
sex gifs
>>158258731Both betting and drug ads need to be banned like they did with cigarette ads back in the 70s.
>>158258983better purchasing power, lil turdie.
Oh shid.
>>158258999That would be incredibly antisemitic
bout time for a petey halpin moment
>>158258983so you've never been here then
traverse banana
Hmm, Bazana
You gotta believe
>>158259011>better purchasing powerIf you are working remotely for an american company and getting American wages maybe, otherwise you are just programing 8 hours for a rice bowl.Their food is shit, their girls are nasty, their roads are a fuckin mess, there are like 10 people per square, bro I would take Cleveland any time of the day
Rasmussen has really solidified the belief that he is a true ace.
THAT'S MY FUCKIN ACE
SEARCHING SEEK AND DESTROY
Alright, this series is over
Wahoo status?
>>158259101why are you arguing with retards who are trying to convince you that america is third world tier. it's like arguing with people who think pizza is a fruit
HAHAHAHAHAHA
LMAO
>>158259125no it isnt, youre either a larper or someone who has never been outside of the us
Why are the Rays so elite? Because they honed themselves up against the Yankees?
doink
Can Manfred PLEASE ban the Indians from the postseason? Holy shit what a bunch of chokers.
>>158259204I actually think the yankees relaxed them
>>158259214t. Chokago Choke Sox
wow these announcers just deetheoat the indians no matter what huh
I fucking hate the decision to pinch run for Junior because nobody you can put at 3rd base is going to play better defense than him
>>158259203t. never been to the south
We are witnessing true baseball fundamentals
tell me im not looking at a fucking marathon gas station logo on the pitchers sleeve
Oh my god it's Willie Mays all over again!!!
Remember when shitland fans and the commentators were making excuses for the ‘dian fielders mishandling balls? Remember how they were blaming the turf at the Trop? And then they bobble de bobble oops whoops multiple times the last two games in shitland? Yeah, Cleveland SUCKS
>>158259214I'm an NL fan.
>>158259139im glad they got rid of this racist caricature but frankly its not enough. every home game should have a formal land acknowledgement before the start and during the 7th inning. sad!
>>158259260Willie mays was impressive because that park was 500 feet
>>158259165I like to hear everyone's POV
CLEVELAND CHOKIANS
Cade Smith I need a hero
>>158259173>We have to tell you american dream is dead to keep you there You almost got me bro, almost got me
I just learned that Smith is Canadian
indian dicksuck by the commentators is exhausting
>>158259298We don’t need any more Colombians doing uber eats or Amazon flex.
>>158259322he's not wrong, the american dream died january 20th 1981
I fucking hate Cash's decision making so much sometimes. Taking Junior off of 3rd base is terrible and not pinch hitting possibly the must clutch hitter on this team, Palacios, for a lefty-righty makes zero fucking sense.
>>158259391Remember when both Simpson and Palacios, the two most productive hitters on this team this postseason, were both benched in games 1 and 2? Yeah, welcome to the Kevin Cash experience.
>>158259231are we listening to the same game? they get audibly excited at anything for the rays and deadpan for the guards.
Booser was addicted to booze or something else?
STEVEN KWAN REFUSES TO LOSE
>>158259093I believe West Virginia is not Ohio therefore the Take me home chants are invalid.
>>158259542is his sister Michelle kwan
>>158259503Don't be rude
Ohio is gay lol
>>158259563the fans dont sing west virginia so youre invalid
>>158259569kek
>>158259165Nah bro America is genuinely amazing. I like my country Mexico but being honest its a shithole and if you went to a country like that you would greatly appreciate just how nice the US is. You can even see how all the videos of euros liking it here when they came here for world cup.
Stop trying to convince me that Jose fucking Ramirez is some kind of superstar. He's a choker like the rest of the Chokians
>>158259534booser did indeed abuse the booze at some point before finding god and baseball in that order
>>158259569>On January 5, 2022, Kwan announced the birth of her first child, a daughter.[135] On December 11, 2025, Kwan announced the birth of her second child, a daughter, on her Instagram page.[136] Kwan has not announced the father of her daughters.[137]wtf
RAYS SISTERS?
>>158259611You kinda have to have experience actually playing baseball to appreciate why he's a good player.
And now Baker shuts this the fuck down.[spoiler]His velocity being down last night really scares me though desu[/spoiler]
>>158259605>I like my country MexicoJesus Christ. You’re too retarded to know how much better this country was in the past and how quickly it is turning into a shithole due to people like you.
K
what was ramirez bitching about
Jose?
Thank god
This is not good for the Guardians. Need a miracle from God, but I'm not sure he will grant that.
>>158259637No you don't you just have to look at his numbers
>>158259637My dad is President of baseball so yeah.
>>158259665Didn't you prove you were Satan after beating the Pope Sox? God won't help you, try Lucifer instead.
End this slop of a game already so we can watch the Dallas Cowboys.
>>158259605>I like my country Mexico
tf were those floating hexagons of doom
>>158259649there's a good chance you're a free rider. and even if you aren't, you're spitting into the wind. if you genuinely think the country is in decline, show whatever value you may have by improving your environment
>mr big nose warmingits over
>>158259649Mexicans aren't the problem, it's the blacks and jeets trying to make this country worse. Mexicans actually assimilate well with american culture, there's been Mexicans in Texas and California for its entire history including pre USA and no one was bothered by them.
Lol what the hell, Rays games already on?
>>158259637I played baseball from 2005-2007.
>>158259711Pedro, I know my country better than you do you retard.
I AM IRON MANDU DU DU DU DU
>>158259719>jeetsJeets also assimilate ya dumb mong.
>>158259719Technically THE problem is someone else, and you are all symptoms of the problem. >there's been Mexicans in Texas and California for its entire historyThere were like less than 100k Mexicans in the American Southwest when we first annexed it; the whole "border crossed us" thing has always been BS for the most part. But in retrospect, manifest destiny was a mistake.
>>158259719>there's been Mexicans in Texas and California for its entire history including pre USA and no one was bothered by them.California and Texas are now 20% White which is why they’re such shitholes compared to the past
>>158259755>when we first annexed it>wedamn you were born in the 1800s?
>>158259734I doubt it, but people like you can't be helped. that's why you're on here whining 24/7 while offering nothing of value. thankfully, your thoughts are of no consequence
I hate how between every pitch there needs to be obnoxious music playing just to keep the retarded sheep interested. What a fucken joke.
>>158259752>they watch handegg that means they're fully assimilatedThey will go back to shitting on streets saar>>158259767Oakland is a prime example of what happened to California, nice white/mexican city that imported a bunch of blue voting blacks and collapsed. Mexicans were always chill and assimilated well with white america
>>158259770>damn you were born in the 1800s?Yeah.
Steven Kwan showcase game
HOLY KWAN
HE CAUGHT IT HE CAUGHT ITthey're still going to lose you fucking faggot announcers
Kwan's a beast
>>158259719>narrator: it was not always like this in California
>>158259777Back bring the organ music
>>158259822>>158259827it seemed pretty routine tbqh
>>158259822Yeah WTF, they're about to go down 3-1 in the series and the announcers are acting like they just won the whole thing. It's like the Joe Davis call of Ohtani's homer in game 4.
Steven bazzana
>>158259831Just don't over do it like those assholes in LA.
Kwan make honorbru dispray
Ray bros. We got this.. I hope. do not fuck up pitcher
Despite his inconsistency at times, I kinda miss Pete Fairbanks and his eyes of doom. Also his post-game comments were always entertainingly self-depreciating, which is uncommon for a closer
>>158259719>blacks and jeetsbased
horrifying challenge discipline in a tied ALCS game. inexcusable
>>158259842>3-1*3-2 but they've got no hope of winning both back in Tampa Bay
>>158259775I’m a tax cow for the government, and have been subsidizing you and your family with my income for the last 10 years. Everything in this country is substantially worse than it was a decade ago.
>>158259822>>158259842i can't imagine being this delusional about who the announcers favor in a series youre still the favorites in
Big time walkerino
Raysbros?
Aranda you shitter
>>158259830That's really the only problem with them, but it's a big one. They do assimilate well though beside being dumb and the worst of them very criminal. If they were all Muslim or something it would be so so bad.
>>158259908I'm not a Rays fan, I'm just a Pennsylvanian who hates all things Ohio.
>>158259896
>fucking up an easy double playRaysbros....
>floridian fielding
Well that was short lived
>>158259921that's on Palacios too
I never even heard of Aranda before these playoffs and I feel like I've heard nothing but good things about him yet this is like the third error I've seen him make, and I haven't even watched any game in full
>>158259896>I’m a tax cow for the governmentwow it's rare to have someone who earns more than 400k here, what do you do for a living?
>Bumzzana
>and there it isBased Brian Anderson is a /cfb/ poster
It’s ogre
>>158259965he larps (for free!)
boring
The Rays just have a crazy amount of pitchers who are fastball changeup. Must be so annoying trying to hit these guys.
Game, blouses.
>>158259956I can see her bones
>>158259962>and I feel like I've heard nothing but good thingsit's just mexicans overhyping their meme players
>>158259646Use this instead
YES. GG guardians
kwabdians thought they could outsmart the rays KEK
>>158259956me in the back somewhere
We did it Ray fags. next game we're losing though
Brewers are gonna be cold going into the World Series
>>158259987Ill give her a bone you can see iykwim
>>158260011We're fucked if we have to see Gavin Williams in game 7 so in Freddy we trust.
shartians kek
>>158260029Not appropriate.
>>158259999so close to a decent GET but I'll take quads
Small ball works. It's boring as fuck but it works
>>158259987that's called a ribcage, it's supposed to be visible
i guess it's win on the road again. i wish my team could just be good.
to become sparsely populated
Pedro just keeps singing Rasmussen's praises and it's nice to hear. Pedro is up there with the best of them and knows good pitching when he sees it. I kinda wish someone like Maddux ended up being a good commentator because I'd love to hear his analysis given the type of analytical pitcher he was
>>158259965>you have to make 400k to pay income taxesbased retard
>>158259987That's how women use to look anon
