• 2nd most playoff wins of all time among QBs• 2nd most Superbowl MVPs of all time• Most TDs per game in NFL history• Most Yards per game in NFL history• Highest win rate of all time• Has more division titles (7) than division losses (5)• Only QB to throw for 5k yards in the NFL + college.• Only 28 year old to have 2 MVPs and 3 Superbowl MVPs
MY STEELIES BARELY BEATING AN UNDRAFTED QB IN OT FUCK YEAH
>0-2 against divisional opponents
>>158256064Panthers looking better than ever this year
>skattebo with no carriesIs his career over already?
>>158256073Gayest QB of all time
bucs fall to 1-5 as the panthers take a commanding 4 game lead in the NFC south.its over. baker should just rest for the remainder of the season - nothing to play for.
>>158256166They benched him because he fumbled in OT last week
So are the pats legit? I'd be afraid if i was a burrsfag.
>>158256167Hate the choofs but he isn't even in the top 31. Erin2. Jeff Garcia3. Troy Aikman
>>158256200They're the same good but not great team as last year except with way more injuries.
>>158256200Ben Johnson surely was, kek pulled his starters and almost lost the game
>>158256200Not if they throw to AJ Brown. He looked so awful today.
>>158256190dumb bucs gave him the bag too early
Yeah I don't care anymore. Sixers are back in two days
WTF did somebody die?
>>158256273yea wtf they stopped the game
>>158256167I know he's the same skin shade as Caleb but he's not him.
Who's a bust now faggots?
Justin Herbert sucks ass.
>The Cleveland browns
I am officially starting the campaign to make Jon Gruden the Eagles headcoach. I'd also accept Steichen or Doyle.
>>158256327>twice the wins of the LA superteam>guards still in the ALCS after los doyers got sweptBASED FUCKING CLEVELAND
>nine*2 threw for 243 yds in 1 quarterThe fuck?
9 + 9 = The second coming of K9 (18)You have been warned
>>158256166Flagged him as a bust day one the caveman gimmick stops being cute once you’re not producing numbers
Lotta slurpers today.
>Titans scored 20 in the 4thWhat the fuck happened?
>>158256413Clots happened
>>158256476But enough about the eagles
>>158256064>tfw the texans did it againsurely you did not think that they did not plan on winning some games after trading for a #4 overall draft pick WR still on his rookie deal.
>>158256413Blocked punt 6 and the colts defence is possibly the worst in the league
Drake Maye is looking a lot better ever since Vrabel threatened his life on the sidelinesSome of these zesty black QBs need some tough love too
>JJ somehow throwing like brett favre for 11 minutes What the fuck
>>158256501His stats would have been noticeably better if AJ Brown didn't drop 4 or 5 passes for no discernable reason, including a dragon down the field.
>>158256513When you give jj a simple offence away from that faggot koc he is good
So Jalen Hurts has to force his way out of Philly after they risked his life like that. And the Giants have an opportunity to get something for Jaxson Dart now that JJ McCarthy is their franchise QB.Which teams trade for these two quarterbacks? I'm thinking Hurts to the Browns but who gets Dart? Steelers?
>>158256519It's his first game back, get the rust out now before the bears game when he's actually needed.
Colts coach and GM are getting fired at the end of the season and we'll begin to see Carlie's administrationI would not be shocked at the first female head coach
>>158256541We don't need a black QB
NFL players be like: "I wanna thank God for helping me win this game in which I received brain damage!"
>NFCE might go winless again this weekkek
>>158256413The Colts have one of the worst overall defenses in the league.
>Panthers 13-149>Eagles 11-84MY REFFIES WERE THE REAL WINNERS :)
>>158256578receiving millions of dollars to get brain damage is still better than getting shot in the ghetto for free.
>>158256413Pat Magafee Curse
>>158256548I want to see Carlie's administration if you know what I mean.
>>158256578Every NFL and college player knows about CTE at this point. They've all weighed the risk and reward and accepted the risk. The only difference between you and them is they get paid for being retarded.
how long before Hurts comes back?
>>158256655NeverHe doneThat leg is gone
>>158256611they lit chicago's ass UP today
SNEED IS A SCUMBAG
>>158256580Nah, Dallas is Green Bay's trap game this season
>>158256689Holy based, fuck that soft ass nigga. I hope Bustin is retarded now
>>158256655He's out for the season and he should be demanding a trade after the Eagles risked his life.
>>158256689Thats what he gets for being a city slicker
>>158256712>now
>>158256691Green Bay gets around 5 trap games a year, to be fair.
>>158256655Depends on the size of the blood clotThe bigger it is the longer it will take to be shrunk down to a healthy size with meds since exercising will only keep it big
>>158256064>RIP igglesIs Siracha going to finally get axed
>>158256691All Dallas and Green Bay games are trap games.
2026 NBA Finals2026 Final Four2026 NHL Finals2026 NHL Winter Classic2026 IIHF World Championship2026 World Series2026 World Cup2026 US Open2026 Wimbledon Championship2026 PGA Championship2026 Masters Tournament2026 Daytona 5002026 Indianapolis 5002026 Kentucky Derby2026 Belmont Stakes2026 Westminster Dog Show2026 Tour de France2026 NYC Marathon2026 Winter Olympics2026 Pan Am Games2026 Commonwealth Games2026 World’s Strongest Man2026 Rose Bowl2026 Cotton Bowl2026 Orange Bowl2026 Super Bowl? No.Super Bowl XMCLVIXMLVXMXVIWait, let me call up my 2000 year old Roman uncle for a translation... Ahh.. He says that is Super Bowl 75. Okay, great. There have been 75 super bowls. So what? No one cares how many Super Bowls there have been. It is completely irrelevant how many there have been. What matters is what year it was played.So.. what year was Super Bowl 75? Wait.. let me look up the first Super Bowl to find the year it was played in. Then let me add 74 to that year. Okay, so, I think I know what year Super Bowl 75 was played in. I could be off by a year because math and other reasons. But, you know what would make the most common sense? Here's an idea... just call it the fucking 2026 Super Bowl, you dizzy pretentious bimbos.
>>158256655Shouldn't have gotten vaxxed. Meanwhile Rodgers is laughing as the Steelers are 4-2
>>158256756Stop being a homosexual.
>>158256064Consider the following: All Philly teams are trash.All of them. No exceptions. Ever.
>>158256756your sport lost to the NBA finals despite a megabuffed world series and is going into a lockout kekeven worse your imma threepeat o algo superteam lost to random flyovers
>>158256778>based>cringe>lol>based
>>158256778
mommy is upset
>>158256611Iggles faggots were complaining about refs even though they gifted them a touchdown
>>158256778waste coast
AFC North is the true jesterguild
>seething honkys really tried to convince us that Tyson Bagent was better than Caleb WilliamsWhy does the average /sp/ poster let their impotent petty rage rule over any objective analysis?
>>158256655He's not coming back this season and his career should be over. He's legitimately retarded if he continues playing football. He'll likely need to be on blood thinners the rest of his life. He has earned over 160 million in his career, a Super Bowl win, and a Super Bowl MVP. The shitty of Filthy delphia will never forget him but he's not a hall of fame caliber quarterblack. If he continues playing on blood thinners one hit could put him in the ICU. If plays without blood thinners he could die in his sleep. He should stay on blood thinners, take his millions, and walk the fuck away and enjoy his life.
>>158256829>RaiderSpixat least they know their core demographic
>>158256808That many people still watch Horse Racing?
Is watching the Rasm “Superteam” fail miserably peak schadenfreude?
>>158256829KEK based gringo snuck that one in
>>158256911OH no no no no no no no no no
>>158256868Tiny dicks and closeted homosexuality.
>>158256913an horse is a athlete
looks like the burrsfags are back from their post game pedicure0-2 in the division kek
I remember when the discussion was between who was better, Herbo or Tua. Now the discussion is about who can throw INTs better, Herbo or Tua.
what's his name again?
How do you even get a blood clot?
>>158256986>fatrick mutthomo
>>158256840Why is the owner at a press conference? She is not a coach or a play, what does she do during game day?
we somehow won
>>158256986A Nixian throw.
>>158257000vaccinations can cause blood clots.
>another caleb induced melty
>>158257010She does her best, stop being a bigot.
>iggles
>>158257035Can you fuckers let it go? It was 6 years ago for fucks sake.
>>158256986DAAAAAAAA FLUUUUUUUUUUUU
Did you guys know Caleb had a music career? Talented ladhttps://youtu.be/_fjoKwXQeWo
How did he do?
>>158257010She's doing her best Jerruh Jones impression.
>>158256751God Willing. I want GruDAWG as head coach.
>>158256840She let Ballard ride out his contract, trade away 2 first round picks for a grossly overrated position, give over 100 million to a glass receiver, and another 100 million to a guy who has exactly one full healthy season in his near decade long career ( a guy who is at best average at his position). She's reaping what she has sown. She should've fired Ballard the moment she took over, let Jones roll away on his ACL recovery scooter, and traded pierce.
>>158257092they already haven't won a super bowl in the past 20 years, I guess another 10 won't be so bad.
Herbert is the most broken QB I've seen in a long time, he may be disappointing in the playoffs but he's never been this putrid
>>158257089He made a killing, at the expense of the betcattle.
I thought the Bills played like 2 days ago
>>158257089I feel like these jews get paid extra to offer purposefully bad betting advice.
>>158256840>ywn be the pool boy sex slave of a dommy mommy NFL ownerJust end it all
>>158257172The Bills are omnipresent.
Herbert is obviously one of those guys who will get traded then have an MVP type season
I think /nfl/ owes Hurts an apology.
What is going on w/ Rashawn Slater and Alt?
>>158257154the face of a broken man
>>158257196Sorry for putting a blood clot in your leg, Jalen.
>>158257200Herbert sucks.
>>158257196>team sucks>m-muh clot>team still sucks
can you guys believe these protests in Paris? Why can’t they just fund basic education in France? It’s complete bullshit that we have to protest for basic freedoms
>>158257200why play hard for a team that has no city or stadium?
what the FUCK is his problem?
>>158257245>socal teams losing>/pol/seethe about francekek
>>158257253jewish succubus is draining his energy. Poor guy.
>>158257245>protestsit’s just a bunch of shitskins rioting and destroying a first world country. Call it what it is.
>>158257244no, people blamed him for the offense but it looks the exact same no matter who is in at QB>>158257245go away bitchknees
Tua made this nigga look like an offensive genius
Chorgin again. This is just awful
>Rams and Retardinals tied at the half>Game thread is completely deadFakest fans in the league
>>158257287The French have always rioted.
>>158257307Ramschizo was in the Bears thread showing his team spirit.
They aren't even trying
>>158257307they all killed themselves after the sewers swept the doyers
>>158257245don't give a single fuck about the french
>>158257322They're going into a complete rebuild everyone is just looking for other jobs
Raiders are soft as hell
>>158256868basically all of that is coming from the /nfl/ closet faggot, who has never been a good source of information beyond the facts of his deeply deranged and sexual obsession with his favorite quarterback.
The true Kings of the West have reclaimed their throne so the rest of the divvy have slithered back into their hovels, shecocks are still being uppity but they'll settle down once they get belt by the Chiefs next week
Y'all excited for the Super Bowl XX repeat and Super Bowl LXI preview this Thursday?
>>158257409We're stealing your OC to be our HC
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>158257245masterful gambit how they burnt down the schools in the name of wanting more funding for education so that they have to rebuild the burnt down schools
>>158256840mommy mommy mommy if we cant play catch outside then what can we do
>>158257409they actually had is 3rd in the division
>>158256868When Gayleb got injured, there was a woman in the bar who was very excited that it meant Bagent was coming in. She was convinced that Bagent is better and she wanted everyone in the bar to know. Unfortunately, her husband did not have the balls to punch her.
>>158257436qrd?
they made the white chicago qbs throw so their DEI black zesty bottom buck looked betterwe saw how lights out they were before they got their orders
>>158257513>they made the white chicago qbs throw
>>158257420Not a great idea. Shanny coordinators suck at running football teams.
>>158257503Their quarterback is retarded
>>158257420>OC to be our HCI would love this>>158257531Really?
>plays 1 game>causes critical levels of cope in the genny
>>158257545this is known, but what happened?
It might not look that way going by the box score but the Rams defense is food, Cardinals have been able to drive to their territory at will but keep floundering in the redzone
>>158257436This is the fantasy that famously hated Matt Ryan just because he was white and also still wants Vick back.
>>158257503bears fans took over the georgia dome
>>158257551LaFluke and McGay are frauds
>>158257503Either they got outnumbered at their own stadium, or socioeconomic factors prevented their fanbase from being quiet when their team is in the huddle.
>>158257253He legitimately has too good of a girlfriend. Football just doesn't matter as much anymore. It's why Brady was able to say so focused. His wife was a soul sucking harpy so we wanted to spend every waking moment at the stadium.
you know leadheads are seething because nobody cares about their dogshit game when the chiefs, bills and raiders are playing as well that day
Will the chorgers win at least one game? I mean, they have >texans>ravens>jets>pats>bucs>raiders>49ers>dolphins>chiefs>broncoson schedule. Apart from the lolphins, and maybe the jests, it looks like a very promising season to fight for that #1 draft pick.
>>158257253Fucking McDaniel needs to stop forcing him to throw INTs.
Still the best undefeated team in the NFL.
>>158257253>>158257619Like honestly, who the fuck was he even throwing too? Is he trying to get himself traded?
why is nobody talking about how a guy died at the chargers game on the field???even /pol/ has a thread up about it. first death on the field in NFL history. guy fell 170 feet onto the field.
>>158257636chiefs or broncos since there's a strong chance at least one will be resting starters
How is it possible for nearly every team to be so bad this year?
Mutthomes is a Kenneth Walker baby
>>158257660That was his second int on the drive as well, the first one was taken away by a “roughing the passer”. He’s completely melting down this season
>>158257671parity achieved
>>158257641What a Mahomsian block. Only he could have stood there like that.
>>158257669that was college football, retard
My Patties won again! 13-4 incoming!
>>158257669There's no angle to spin it to make rival posting groups angry so it's not worth any airtime on /nfl/
>>158257696walk it off pussy
>>158257701Love booba
>>158257696damn :(
>>158257696>Look mom, I posted it again
>>158257696RIP. Did they cancel the game at least or did they kike out and play anyway?
>>158257696he'd still be alive if the field was natural grass, fucking cheap ass owners man...
>>158257701low value
>didn't even apologize what a fucking asshole
>>158257741What, we're gonna cry over dead soldiers considering what's happening next week?
>>158257696
>>158257767Keep politics out of it fag. Playing the game after a guy fucking dies on the field is disrespectful.
>>158257766wish we could've seen that camera angle with the ball flying right at them
It's a shame that the Falcons haven't been able to run the ball this season. Having a solid runningback would have really helped them out today.
>>158257741Of course not. It's not like he was a nigger having a heart attack.
>>158257767what's next week, kneediddy?
>rams traded their fat gooner kicker for a 110 pound twink that blew out his knee and shoulder trying to tackle someone out of bounds>now forced to go for it on 4th down because they straight up don't have anyone who can kick FGsDepressing position to be in, I remember the Niners had a game like this a couple years ago
>>158257685>“roughing the passer”oh, that penalty that mutthomes gets gifted if someone breathes on him?
Chargers unironically need to consider firing everyone and trading Herbert
>>158257766Based kirko getting that (((journalist))) good.
The Cardinals might be dangerous if they had a quarterback.
GBB is uphttps://x.com/ChicagoBears/status/2111931469933207665
To the person who said the rams were going to turn it around, do you want to concede now or do you still think this shit is fixable?
AFC North is some dogs
>>158257859Everybody laughed at me when I said they were spicy. I am the only motherfucker here who knows ball.
>>158257696Why is the Chile flag on this handegg game?
>hated chiefs raping and gaping LAoh no senors...KEK
>>158257767>what's happening next weekwhat is happening next week?
>>158257891I think that's the Texas flag.
>>158257766>makes zero attempt to move the cameraSo she clearly wanted it to get broken so the NFL would buy her a new one. Good for you, queen.
>>158257888Well, they went into the season with Jacoby Brissett. That's the main reason I never took them seriously.
>>158257920It looks like a videocamera. The video of that ball hitting the camera is going viral.
>>158257888>the Cardinals would be good if they had better playersastute anon. if you've any more wisdom you'd like to share do the genny a favor and keep it to yourself
What a shitshow this season is.
>>158257920you 100% get those insured.
The Cardinals game is already in the 4th quarter?
sean payton crying watching all these amazing quarterback performances while he’s shackled with blo dix
>cards are beating the rams and are at the 4 yard line about to score again what the FUCK happened?
>>158257766Based Kirk
Why does everyone return to the genny for the late window instead of staying in redzone threads?
>>158257989I'm rooting for the Cards so hard now
>>158257998Burnout
>>158257989Rams new kicker died immediately like everybody said was going to happen.
>>158257986>blo dixsick burn anon! mind if i use it?
>>158257971that's how time works you stupid fuck
>>158257891the bud light flag is the real american flag
>>158258015be my guest
Lmao
>kirk QBs
>>158258032thanks, it really rolls off the tongue like all the cocks in Bo's mouth do.
They should just let Travis Hunter play both ways until he gets hurt
>>158258017That game is going by fast though. There must be some major clock chewing happening.
How did my loins do today?
Maybe you heard it here first maybe you didn't. Low down is that the Irsay babe is planning on cutting Ballard, Steichen, or both loose some time this week.
>>158258032davis webb changing the playcall terminology unironically fried his brain no wonder fitz called him a retard
Eagles vs Cowboys looking grim
The cards redzone offense is disgusting, I swear they've been within the 5 every drive this game but keep fucking it up, they could easily be up by double digits if they could convert
WTF bros. I just went to a fast food place and got 2 small cheeseburgers, a 4 piece chicken strip basket with fries, 2 sauces, and a double chocolate milkshake and it costed me $17. The order taker was also an ai chatbotabsolutely DYSTOPIAN
>>158258138You're fat
>>158258112>thanksgiving eveLiterally no one says this. Let me guess, they're calling the other games "triple headers"
Every TeamSucks
>>158258160And that's a good thing
>unretires just to miss the playoffs and retire againKWABOTY
>>158258160you thought I was just memeing whenever I posted "shit teams"
>>158256073G O A T
This josh allen guy is pretty good desu
Why are there no Halloween commercials
>rams are going to lose to the cardinalsHoly kwab
>>158258213what would a Halloween commercial be advertising?
Bears
>>158258138Thats a pretty good price these days
>>158258174>BRO CAN YOU IMAGINE GARRETT AND DONALD ON THE SAME LINE>"He hasn't played in 2 years and yeah he is in shape bu-">DUDE IT IS GONNA BE THE SCARIEST DLINE EVER THEY'LL BOTH BE GETTING DOUBLE DIGIT SACKS>"Man, I think he is just gonna get hurt or at least banged u-">THEY'RE A SUPER TEAM THIS IS THE GREATEST TEAM EVER PUT TOGETHER>"Dude I think you need to relax, they even said they're not gonna be playing him a lot at first, also Garrett has been out of practice with some kind of knee iss-">DREAM TEAM DREAM TEAM DREAM TEAM
>>158258224Candy.
>>158258112>Packers/RamsThere's no way the Packers don't get absolutely BTFO.>Bears/LionsCould be a blow out either way or could be a shootout. Both teams are capable of putting up points and both are capable of shitting the bed.>Eagles/Cowboys Will be a laughably low-scoring game with some of the most embarrassing football you've ever seen. >Bills/ChiefsA shootout that will ultimately end with the Bills losing at the last second. Will it be because of Josh Allen doing something retarded or the reffies bailing out the Chiefs? We'll see.
what did he mean by this?
KWAB of WK6?
>>158258256Nah, Bills win in the regular season and then they'll lose in the 'offs to the chiefs
>>158258257theatrics. ballard gave him generational wealth. he cares as much about losing as he does about traffic
>>158258256>>Eagles/Cowboys>Will be a laughably low-scoring game with some of the most embarrassing football you've ever seen.Perfect because this is the time of that day we eat and then go outside and play football. Good game to miss.
We tried to tell y’all the real AFC is back this season
>3rd and 13>Check downHerbert is done
>>158258270Clots, soon to be Lambs if they lose
>>158258270Caleb doubters
>>158258284True. When I stop seeing players high fiving and laughing on their sideline when the are getting BTFO, I'll believe they actually care about winning or losing.
>>158258270Jags for letting the Texans back into the division
