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Flavio
>>158259198será eleito
I would just like to reiterate in this new thread that I love Rogério Ceni
I only speak about Inter robating sao paulo 2006, Santos for creating the Neymar, Gabigol and this shit generation and Patético-PR for wanting to put arquibancada de madeira to play the 2005 final
>>158259209Tomar um gol desses dessa fraude chamada Paquebet é fodaAcho que nem o Vasco perderia assim
>>158259198Vai dar o cuzinho para o prox. copaliber
Renato Gaúcho critica diretoria do Grêmio pela montagem do elenco:"Você tem que saber os jogadores que você está trazendo.Você não pode escutar o nome do jogador e buscar, independente da qualidade técnica dele: 'Traz'. Aí, outro jogador. Vem alguém, lero-lero no ouvido: 'Traz'.Começaram a trazer. Estão aí. Muitos jogadores, NINGUÉM nunca tinha ouvido falar. Não se faz um grupo dessa forma.Então, eu costumo falar que a conta chega. Ela está chegando."PERDEU GRUPO E JA ADMITIU SERIE BkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkRENIGHT SERIE B
>>158259209Paqueta no próximo ano vai jogar ainda mais.Acreditem
He never played like shit but due to the fact that he has too fucked knees, he can't play a lot. I wonder if Fla will do the smart thing and let him go 2027. Considering the smart idea of only letting 5 foreigners per team.
>>158259265Paquetá seria 10 e faixa em qualquer clube do Brasil
lula tá beijando a câmera com medo do flávio vai ser genocidado sapo cachaceiro
>>158259305>he never played like shit>posts a TREMENDO FANTASMAnot adding up pal
>>158259166Esse cara é mais desagradável do que elevador cheio
>>158259305>>158259347But he plays good when he enters, the problem is he does like 10 matches per year
Se você pode ficar aqui perdendo tempo com piadinha de feijão e peido é muito graças ao Lula
>>158259306No Sao Paulo eu prefiro Lucas Moura
>>158259300Its gremiover
>>158259366he plays 15 minutes per match where he runs around like a barata tontaHe was good up to 2023 when he was something like a less brilliant nacho fernandez
>>158259347His problem is not his skills but his health. He can't play in Brazil, specially not in a team like Flamengo that plays 60-70 matches every year. He will be excellent in the Arabia or U.S or even playing in Uruguay.
Olha banco do Grêmio>Caio Paulista>Marcos Rocha>Dodi>Wagner Leonardo>BalbuenaGremio montou já liberalmente o time titular da série B ano que vem. Coloca um pedreiro no ataque tipo Rony Rustico ou Breno Lopez e tá pronto time para disputar a charmosa Série B mais conhecida como série A2
Being realistic how many games can we win?
uhh... jahiasisters???
>>158259407I bet you’re the dude that was obsessed with that loirinho from São Paulo forgot the nameIt’s the classic modern midfielder, can do everything but excels at nothing
Caio Paulista não estava no Palmeiras?
>>158259433I’m confident we can win all games at home with the line up and eggs they put against CorinthiansWell play Botafogo without market, vitinho and Villagra so not confident at all now We need the 4 wins and a draw at very least and it may still not be enough
>>158259442The only SP player that I would want in my team is Marcos Antônio.
>>158259520Marcos Antônio is miles ahead of De La Sus, he can control the tempo of a team, De La Sus can only pretend to cover spaces
fuck a.nal
Imagine if Binter and Gaymio go down and Polentude bottles promotion and we have no gayucho teams in série A year that comes
Mídia Gaúcha is so insane that they were forcing the narrative Renato told the gringos he was gonna shit on them in the interview and it was all agreed to take the pressure off the teamThey’re insanely more dishonest than usual media because no one can check anything, you just go with>Oh, that’s the informant of Luis Alberto Spinetta Filho, o Tobinha, he got 50 years of Radio Gaúcha, he wouldn’t lie about that
Thiago mendes >>>> marcos antonio/ de la cruz
Lula dont know Samambaias husband
Do you guys think fluminense can beat palmeiras?
>>158259631is this IVI?
>>158259659Abel will play some retarded ultra cautious line up that hás the opposite effect of what he wants the midfield will be dead except for long ballsThen Fluminense scores and he freaks outThen he finds a fluke goal in a chutazo from Flaco or a header and puteates a draw in the endThen he realizes he nearly fucked up and gets mad at journos
>>158259700You seem like a knower
>>158259166
>>158259494We have to WIN against Victory!
>>158259759
Why the pink ribbons? Is it cancer day or something today?
>>158259781Celebration for killing the most trans in the world. Sponsored by Bolsonaro btw
bitches should just squeeze the cancer milk out of their tits
Lula se fudeu no debate, foi estuprado ao vivo
degolaram o sapo
>>158259457Passou pro Patético-MG e agora pro Gremio
>>158259853Damn bro...Let's go to /pol/ so you can tell me all about it.
You guys hang out on /pol/ and never invited me?
>>158259910You're not missing anything. The zapzap group is racister and antisemitic'er.
vai ser sem cuspe igual daqui 7 dias hein petistinha rsrsrsrs
>>158259963why dont you allow us to participate in the zap zap group we are asking since 2021
river is BACK
>CRB loses yet another opportunity to crack into the G6
o mais triste do debate q o Lula nao teve uma proposta pro Brasilsó ficou falando em bobagem como o que o FLávio fez em 2009
>>158260097good, if it's a flathead team at least it's a competitive one like fortress or a cool punching bag like sport
>>158260097I want Crici1ma in A so much but thery are so shit
I once heard a classmate talking about a photo they sent to the class zapzap group and I told him there was no such picture, he told me it was sent to a different class group which I realized I wasn't part of. I asked him to add me a few times and he kept making excuses saying he didn't have phone data and he forgot to add me at his home but after asking for a few more times I realized it was a group I wasn't allowed to get into.
>25% of the league gets relegatedLMAO basuleirão for you
>>158259189I wonder what he thinks of the rest of the clubs
>>158260114I just want to see new teams. I'm tired of yoyos. Let Villa Nueva, New Horizon, Clube de Regatas da serieA and someone who hasn't been in Serie A for a long time com back
>25% of the league gets relegatedI wish, but 4/20 is only 20%We should relegate everyone who doesn't qualify for international footie
>belgrANO
pode falar o que quiser do lule, ele tem cinco filhos, só um é políticoenquanto a farnília bolsonaro inteira é sustentada pelo estado, incluindo ex-mulheres e primos de 2º grau
>>158260158We need 5 relegations and less continental spots
>>158260132tenho nada contra Patético-MG e Patético-PR acho somente que sao clubes q nao deveriam existirSó existem pra inflar o calendárioEntra no google e digita "Atlético-PR x Palmeiras" ou "Atlético-PR x Sao paulO" em 1981,1982, ou 1984Vc nao vai achar nada. Pq sao clubes que nao existem. Foram criados após o Eurico instituir a Copa do Brasil pra lavar dinheiroOlha aí a segunda e terceira divisao do campeonato do Mato Grosso. Nem quem é da cidade vai nos jogos, mas a federação recebe 1 bi da CBF pra promover esses jogosPra que serve Fortaleza? Fortaleza ficou 70 anos sem existir. Nao é justo que do dia pra noite tenha acesso a primeira divisao. É como se vc comprasse um lugar pra disputar futebol com propinaIsso nao é futebol organico
>>158260181One of the continental spots should go to the Serie B champion
>>158260172Eu nem sabia q o filho do Lula mora na Espanha em um condominio de luxoSe eu soubesse teria votado no judeu Bolsonaro em 2022
>>158260197I think that's a bad idea. Most clubs that come from Série B, even the champions, usually lack the squad depth to play continental competitions. Along with the Brasileirão.
>>158260204Não se esqueça
Flávio fala de gastos de Janja e Lula dispara: “Mentiroso, malandro carioca”
who are gordinhas supporting?
tá falando vergonha pra negru
>>158260097>Ixputa kept alive because every other team just keeps bottling
>>158260142alagoas fucking sucksteams need to play in their shit stadium for 20k people and they come back straight awaysimilar to remo, they did fuck all this season, not even a winning run, a good player, there's nothing remarkable about the team
>>158260394>they did fuck all this season, not even a winning run, a good player, there's nothing remarkable about the teamThis has been half of the big 12 this decade
>>158260394There's a conspiracy theory that says that alagoANO teams regularly undercount attendances because they've been overselling tickets for yearsOfficially King Pele only has 16k attendance
So this is Paquetá's power level when bets are illegal...>>158260394>they did fuck all this season, not even a winning run, a good playerLies. Also this >>158260418>>158260455This is probably true. Rei Pelé is just a big concrete box and there is a lot of ajeitadinhos here and there so people can go in for free.
6 horas de debate?
Are we watching the debate or riBer choking it?
>>158260491O retrospecto de Rogério Ceni como técnico contra o Flamengo é de 19 jogos, com 18 derrotas e apenas 1 vitória (sem empates).• Total de partidas: 19• Vitórias de Ceni: 1 (pelo Bahia, por 1 a 0, em Salvador, em 2025)• Vitórias do Flamengo: 18O trikaschizo pode ter muitos defeitos, mas ele acerta quase tudoPena que ele nunca terá chance de ser ouvido fora do copalib
>biver festejatingEra en la final mostro.
>>158260656pls let curica go to la B
the world would be a better place if cariocas looked like this
if ferro wins 1 more game, draws twice or godoy cruz doesn't wins twice, they are gonna win their zone
murió benito de paula
>>158260986all of this just to lose against Tristán Suárez then Godoy Cruz, lol
>>158260986what zone?
>>158261083My head zone.
>>158260817herpes e tinta no cabeloEssa combinação me deixa honestamente com enjoo
>>158260172Só os filhos dele, sua esposa, sua ex esposa, os amigos dele e vizinhos.E nem todos tem ligação com milícias....só os filhos dele, sua esposa, sua ex esposa, os amigos dele e vizinhos e as pessoas que trabalham com ele
>>158261083zona A
>>158260181Just give the spots to some bums from equador or colombia, it will be shiter teams but will decrease 9ur spots. Plus remove the spot given to copa do brasil vice.This will pimp brasileirão
maybe there is some hope for river after all
>>158260817Tatuagem de princesa
>>158261228>more ecuadorian excellenceI don't think the Colombians in this general would handle it.
the copalib spot for vice is fairyou basically implode at basuleirão if you go for a cup runremember when atlético made to sudakino and copalib, lost both and only saved themselves in last round
>>158261268lol you actually believe this
Anyone got the anulated goal? My stream turned into a creepypasta for some reason.
>>158261173Gay. Essa combinação deixa meu pau duro igual diamante.
Lo de River es magistral
Unpopular opinion: we need more tatuagens, not less
>>158261395vc deve ter herpes Quais alterações neurológicas o herpes pode causar?- Herpes simples tipo 1 (HSV-1): pode, raramente, causar encefalite, uma inflamação do cérebro que pode provocar confusão mental, alterações de comportamento, convulsões e problemas de memória.- Herpes simples tipo 2 (HSV-2): pode causar meningite e, em alguns casos, inflamação das raízes nervosas, provocando dor, formigamento, fraqueza nas pernas e dificuldade para urinar.- Herpes-zóster (vírus da catapora): pode afetar nervos periféricos e causar dor persistente, dormência, fraqueza muscular e, raramente, complicações cerebrais ou vasculares.
seu time nunca mais ganha nada mas todas as mulheres ganham herpes vaginal qual voce escolhe
>>158261521Tem cura herpes vaginal
Brazilians fuck other men but they spend all day talking about why women shouldn't wear maquiagem and how they all have STDs.
technically buttholes have no gender
o cara ficou no buraco do cachorro
technically human buttholes have no gender
don't care still voting lula
estamos acáhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76AsQuD64n4
I'm torn between going full schizo and quitting alcohol, coffee and sugar or going full DRUK (2020)
nao vo mentir eu beijei puta com 17 anos edps com 21, 22 e 23 beijo de lingua eu tenho medo de ter pego alguma herpes apesar de nunca ter tido nada no lábio eu tenho medo de ter pego aquela herpes q vai pro cérebro
it's crazy how lazy you get without a car, didn't even leave the house this weekendhopefully mecanicoberg will actually return it on tuesday
No way Vila Nova chokes again r-right guys
Vila Nova is alright, shit club but we can always have that meme where the tiozão tries to invade the pitchThey're GOIÁS PROFUNDO certified, those niggas are crazy, Goiás is like a whole state of the craziest caipiras youll ever find
For me it's Anápolis' anthem where they say the team is a cruel murderer like it is a good thing
AHHHH BURRIOR Y CASI, MANADA DE HIJUEPUTAS MANCOS.
It's afraid.
>>158262084vc acha que eu seria hipócrita ao dizer q eu prefiro miliciano do Flávio do que o Lula?Bandido por bandido eu prefiro um que tenha um batalhão aliado ao PCC e CV ao invés do Lula que nunca conseguiu ter a confiança dos bandidos por ser ele mesmo uma pessoa de duas caras
>>158261040RIP :((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzCZ0OSj2cQ
vasco will win the sudakino btw
>>158262155Imagine watching Burrior lmao
>>158262227You should bet your life savings if you are so sure
>>158262227vai tomar no seu cu
>>158262227and they'll never shut up about itit'd be fun to see recopa between vasco and flamengo tho
>Copa Libertadores femenina
>>158262275>Flexing a Sudakino in Brasil
>>158259209If I could dance like Paquetá I'd never stop. I would make that my gimmick, my whole personality even
>>158262155not even the same hinchada take seriously that joke of a team
>>158262250My life savings are 1500 pesos I have for the rest of the week
>>158259433All of them, or maybe none of them.
>>158262250beting is not cool dude
*
>>158262275my boy pumita will put memengo into the ground
>>158261454
I Was Reborn As Ronaldo Nazario And I Have To Make Sure Brazil Classifies To The 2002 World Cup To Pay My Gacha Debt?!?!?
>>158261575>technically buttholes have no genderButtholes do have a gender. Male rectums are meaty and larger, and they have a prostate. Men also tend to be able to tighten the muscles around the asshole and rectum much harder. Female buttholes tend to be smaller and tighter due to the uterus pressing down on it in certain situations, while also feeling extremely soft due to the pussy canal on the other side. Usually women aren't able to tighten up as hard as men, but they can train to get really close. You can also press the uterus, clitoris and bladder from the butt.So despite looking similar, they have slightly different structures, therefore give differnet sensations to the penetrator. Theoretically of course, I only have experience female buttholes in my lifetime.
PaimGuerreirodo povo Brasileiro!https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bnKKSu80nWs
Who's the Ulises Ortegoza of Brazil?
tá lá o copo preenchido de feijãoem vez de arroz, uma foto de um golem vez de mesa, a nalga de alguéme um silêncio servindo de amémo banheiro mais perto depressa lotoumalandro junto com trabalhadorum homem soltou um peido no are fez o hermano sentir o fedorveio o argentino reclamar!gritar, por que o peso é tão baratoe a gordinha pra dançarcantar, comer seu feijão no pratoàs quatro horas da manhãbaixou o pum dentro da banheirae o portenho resolveuchorar, e entãotá lá o copo preenchido de feijão...
https://www.tiktok.com/@bencashow_/video/7695803007383932180
>>158261454i wonder why it's unpopular
lol he’s such a baby
>>158262921
a melhor coisa q tem é ir no Morumbi e gritarEI VASCO VAI TOMAR NO CUEI VASCO VAI SE FUDER O TEU LUGAR EH NA SERIE BTem uma animosidade entre a torcida do Vasco e SPFC Desde 1989
>>158263043Too bad Remo is so far down under in points to push Corinthians down.
Eu acho que o Vitória vence o Corinthians amanhaO São Paulo só conseguiu vencer o Vitória graças ao Calleri, o rei da pequena áreaO Corinthians tem quem pra fazer isso? Yuri Alberto? kekEu odeio o Jair Adventure mas ele nao é ruim treinador
>>158263127nobaldi gives a shit about vasco fag
>>158263127I care about vasco
https://www.tomshardware.com/pc-components/gpus/nvidia-rtx-5090-shipment-worth-usd470-000-goes-missing-in-brazilian-airport-two-pallets-disappear-distributor-seeks-explanations-but-met-with-zero-answers?utm_source=google&utm_medium=h5d&utm_campaign=h_th_00065Trikas are to blame, right?
Gringo here. I'm confused, I was told santos(prantos) was going down, dragged to Segundo by Neymar’s greed and laziness. But it seems the opposite has occurred? And they said he was fat but he looks healthy.
>>158263875They need all the computational power they can get their hands on to make more AI videos of Lula and Flavio singing and dancing.
>A Brazilian electronics and IT distributor, Oderço, has gone on Instagram after failing to find answers about a missing shipment of RTX 5090 GPUs worth around $470,000 or R$2,500,000.Comando Vermelho is improving their infrastructure
>>158263436This is essentially every Vasco supporter.
>>158261228I say both copalib and sudaca need less teams overall.
>>158258033If it were Racing he'd be on the squad https://x.com/sudanalytics_/status/2112004735746371814That'll be $700k a year champ
perdeu debatinho com bolsão hein ficou com cuzinho quebrochi
2nd tier of Minas Gerais state league:
>>158264394Comfy, the pitch could do with some work
Wtf Athletic got relegated in the estadual while in Serie B kek
>>1582643943rd*
>>158264422>Troféu Inconfidência
>>158264394que estádio é esse? pq o comando vermelho e o PCC ainda nao dominaram a série B e C do campeonato estadual já q ninguem assiste?
23 a 1: esse foi o resultado do jogo que marcou a despedida melancólica do Santarritense na Segunda Divisão do Campeonato Mineiro. Uma goleada acachapante sofrida em casa, em jogo da 5ª e última rodada da fase de grupos do estadual contra o Novo de Itabirinha.O primeiro gol dos visitantes foi de Erick, aos 4 minutos. Aos 08, Kawan Queiroz foi expulso e deixou o time do Sul de Minas com um a menos. Aos poucos o Novo ampliava a vantagem, até conseguir alcançar os 10 a 0 ainda no primeiro tempo.No começo da etapa final, o goleiro Lucas Oliveira também levou o vermelho. Como não havia outro arqueiro no banco, o lateral-direito Guilherme precisou assumir a meta. Isso abriu caminho para os adversários ampliarem ainda mais o placar.Quando estava 22 a 0, o Santa até marcou um golzinho de honra. Foi com Ceará, aos 41. Porém, dois minutos depois, Julilan decretou o sonoro 23 a 1 para a equipe comandada pelo varginhense Paulo Helber: essa é a maior goleada do futebol brasileiro no século XXI.O último resultado parecido foi registrado em 2006, quando o Ulbra venceu o Shallon por 21 a 0 pelo Campeonato Rondoniense. Na história, apenas seis times conseguiram marcar mais de 20 gols em um único jogo oficial. O Botafogo lidera o grupo, com um 24 a 0 em 1909.
>>158265062Please dont post photos of me without my permission. Thanks
>>158265062Cringe American based aestheticA retarded commie would be someone like Jones Manuel or that troon with a big nose that was popular on YouTube
>coworker is doing shenanigans to improve the flavor of coffeeIt's fucking Café Pilão, lil bro
isso do q fala é vergonha du negru
>>158265464>>158265534For me, its Pimpinela Golden.
>people who do not understand Portuguese will never know the feeling of being elections year in Brazil and spending Sunday lunch with your family watching the commercials of the funny candidates such as Bolsonaro da Shoppe, Taxista Samurai or BundaIt really hurts desuAny /copalib/ candidates?
Wear your chanclas to the stadium and you will be praisedhttps://x.com/albert971/status/2112021757225730511
>>158265587Me but I’m not Brazilian, but they should vote for me
>>158265587since they cut free ad time for the smaller parties less funny candidates have been getting ads on tv
>HEY LOOK AT ME I'M HERE HOPE YOU GUYS DIDN'T FORGET ABOUT ME SINCE THE LAST POST I MADE 4 MINUTES AGO I'M HERE HEY I'M HERE YOOOO LOOK AT ME LOL why are conguitos like this?
Imagine being jealous of a zany whacky internet character
is that the reason why you crave so much attention? I wonder who the character is
Comunicado:Cu nao tem sexo.Atenciosamente.
>argie randomly seethes at Dinos Why are they like this >>158251873
Your mama
sentiu
>>158264475participation trophy made for the little guy who can't classify to the semisin the very first edition, in 2020, cruzeiro disputed and lost that trophy against uberlandia
Fartou
>>158265834Take off the VPN and what are you?
more beans pls
Argies be like: WE DONT LIKE BEANS*opens a can of beans*
>>158265834That's a truth nuke though
>blacks get their beans in a cankek these niggas ain't never seen a tree in their lives, that's why they do zesty pole dancing and shit because their ancestors were climbing trees and shit in the old continent
>bean>treeThat’s why you open a can
>>158266064we aren't as familiar with beans as you guys
Good morning I love women
>>158266112That's a hammer shark
Grêmio is already relegatedOnly one spot left
>>158266127
>>158266150Você sabe de tudo, né, comédia
>>158266127Just sent this post to Roberto Justus, hope you have a good lawyer
>>158266254Ja caiu amigo pode descansar
>greenflags get beans from cansanother sign of their latent desire to be American
Ninguém nunca chamou Renato Portaluppi de Painato, o conheço a décadas, um batalhador!
>>158266559>Tf>Tp
>>158266836they are afraid
Ban yellow flagsBan yellow postersBan yellow coded posts
>Rubens Menim owns CNN as wellwtf how rich is this dude
can'o'bbbeano
That’s where we draw the line of bobageira, everything past this point is beyond the limit
FUCK, THEY MISSED
FUCK, I MISSED THE PIC>>158266920
>>158266931esse viadinho da voz fina merecia tomar um balaço no meio da caixa
Ajuda
which one brehs
>>1582670302
>>158266931could this be this year's carla zambelli incident?
argie bambihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yE557in9hg
>>158267030All trash desu
>>158267154argies will look at this and say. >Holy shit this guy’s bean supply is stocked. He really knows how to dance
>>158267252SHUT UP!YOU'RE TRASH
>>158266254>>158266272>>158266836>>158266949Speak english, macaco
so emm... who won the debate
me
Boca
eu não sai fora lerdão, se mate
>>158267299Where will you hide when Mengao wins O Hepta before Bokita
>>158267299Is boca also a "formerly grande" like Independiente?
>>158267422They still have the money to make good teams plus at least 15 million twisters across the world, and they still win national cups here and there, so no.Independiente only have their glorious jersey inflated by 2 games copalibs.
It blows my mind that all type of shit teams in the boludao wins one game invented cups and Independiente just can't win one
>>158267422Boca played three /copalib/ finals since 2007>>158267403I will nuke flamengo
>>158267466Will be very funny to remember Bokafags celebrated o gabigolazo once Flamengo reaches Hepta
>>158267482I’d rather see Flamengo winning every copalib until I die than riBer existing.
>>158267504Buddy you're not a chino. Your river hate is purely performative.
>>158267466congratulations Boca for losing the final trice, the América de Cali special
>>158267531>The América de Cali special
>>158267508All fuchiball is performative >>158267531The point is Boca is still competitive, independiente can’t compete for shit.
>>158267422they are going into that direction but aren't quite there yet, give them 10 more years
I asked AI to find my spiritual copalib country, i got Peru and Argentina
>>158267690Submit the questions
Palantinho, track down and neutralize macaco louco
>>158267570except they get dragged by their environment to perform that, you on the other hand deliberately chose it because your local club culture is not cool enough for you
Can’t believe clt niggas have to work all 5 days of the week, insane reallyWhat if you want to take your girl out on a quarta? You have to go to work at 7 of Quinta anyway? That’s insane
>>158267813based uber driver
>>158266857I'm voting for this nigga
>>158267813You can do it, what’s stopping you from dicking down your girl on a cold quarta night in alphaville?>>158267786That’s just cope. Literally same situation
>>158267784You don't need to look too hard, he'll be at some gay bar near morumbi.
>>158267874>cope
>>158267978Copium
>namefag is a plastic negro and hates fuchiboli feel like i should've seen that one coming
brazilians are promoting rinha de bebês according to basuleirão gamesmy sincere opinion: isso é loucura, pô
bro you are brazilian
type of almuerzo hispanohablantes will have while mocking rice, beans and a protein source
>>158268563UrubuzinhoUma delicia
>brazilians pretending they don't eat pe do galhina or whatever the fuck they call it
>Milei got congurbanos bragging about eating pé de galinhawhat a time to be alive, bros
>brazilians posting brazilian videos pretending they are from Glorious Argentina to own the chudsLmao Lula is fucking doomed.
Which brazil games should i bet on?
antigordinhas can't refute this
>>158269159none. you bet on argentina and always do something like:moneyline whoever is the favourite, under 3.5 goals, halftime result = draw
>go to one churrasco with coworkers>they think we're family o algo and are now scheduling several stuff like noite da pizza is staying with your own family that awful?
>>158269182stop being anti social, it's better going out with them than shitposting with schizos on copalib none of this is real
>>158269171>gordinhaThat's a whale
>>158269171im a gordinha defender but i can assure you that one wont look good without the dress
>>158269203I prefer shitposting in copalib with ecuadorianshizo and trikaschizo
Hazme mierda mi amor
Score the free kickThat the good guys are backAnd they are filming an horror movie
>>158262453O que é "gartissimos"
>>158269182You will never get invited in sex parties with this attitude.
vai pra onde pinguço
>>158267813As soon as I buy my apartment I'm going slacker mode, only 200.000 janjas and 10 years to go...
>>158269587why is there a goalpost in a television studio?
>>158269711It’s Brazil
Digits and cortinas will lose again!
>>158269171She knows mounjaro exists, right?
>Inter cogita sacrificar Matheus Cunha e Felix Torres
good night i love women
CATCH ME WITH THEM BEANSAT A BURRIOR GAMESHIT I MADE BEANS MORE FAMOUSTHAN A CHAR CANCATCH ME AT MURRILLO BUT I’M IN A CRYPTONAND I HAVE COLETOSPLAYING SHIT ON THEIR PICKUPWELCOME TO ARENOSA BOXCORNER WHERE TEO IS THE LAW
>>158270281Appreciate my plagiarism work
some of you niggas need to calar a boquinha from time to time
>>158270295I recommend this phenotype on top of you
>>158270288didnt identify the original song
brazilian sun is crazyalisson was negru
these niggas actually unironically hired Jlingz
>>158270314It’s that new tork song
Si quiere caca pida, abuelo
>>158270590Literally all lies lol
>>158270542who?
>Racing will punish Espino for daring to clap back at fanswhat a pathetic club lol
>>158270667it's just a fine
Vitoria is so bad they might lose to Jlingz
How do i know if im black?
>>158268563Mmmhhh, not enough protein.
>>158270606
Hey copalib Corinthians is losing the 9th game in a row
Unbelievable. This crap team will never win another match.We deserve Série B
>>158270791He is NOT recovering this izzat.
I think all those dead bodies in São Paulo are related to Corinthians current state
corinthians x gremio será tenebroso
>Lula will help his team again by erasing its 3 billion debt >São Paulo, Palmeiras and Santos are silent about thisSão Paulo is the most cucked state in the world.
Queria ter visto o volante Juninho na seleção Brasileira
I just learnt about the story of Tulio Gomez and after his success, how he bought aBerica de casi. Inspiring ngl
>>158270826Lulafags on suicide watch
>>158270983You also get why the team is currently a Laughing stock. I think he is selling the team
>>158270881comradery, circlejerkingpaulist clubs have been denounced for doing these all the time here
>Lula loses>Corinthians relegated >Palmeiras wins copalib Would feel bad for my boy Memphis but god it would be hilarious
What even happened to rapper Memphis? He's not playing
Is Seedorf already under command?
>>158271081They told him he could play again only if he finds the ball
>>158271116He is but he had some problems with registration but he's there in the stands
>>158271153two games already with this problem, this smells
>>158271184It's probably the beans you had for lunch.
>>158270874Tanto agora quanto na Série B do ano que vem.
>corinthians losing>doesn't matter because the GAYUCHOS also lostFUCK THESE USELESS TEAMS FUCK THEM
VARinthians
>that diveKEK
WAKANDA FOREVER
THEY ARE STEALING MY VITÓRIATHIS IS SHAMEFUL ROBBERY SHAMEFULSHAMEFUL
Vitória getting giga robbed
no era
kkkkkkkkkkk
business as usual, around October the save corinthians operation is always on
This is blatant robberyThe most blatant rigging in a good while in Brazil. Funny how Vitória is constantly in the receiving end of this shit
What a joke
não tem problema, inter ganha do botafogo e vasco vence o corinthians no sábado
>>158271404but it's not funny
How can Corinthians rig if they're broke?Who is paying the refs?
>>158271442we are
I think we rushed a bit
>>158271442(You)
>>158271425>Vasco ganhar do Corinthians Não computa mesmo com o Corinthians na merda
>>158271463Dessa vez tem que ganhar
>>158271463vai sim porra
I will start watching these teams' matches. I'm almost certain that they're at least equal to half of the série A team in terms of quality.>Ceará almost getting in the Z4 of série BLMAO. What the fucked happened with this club? The way that they were delegated was quite surprising. Now the might even go to série C.
>>158271508Serie B matches are extremely low quality
>>158271508>I'm almost certain that they're at least equal to half of the série A team in terms of quality.every year people think this. then the teams ascend, are fucking shit, are relegated to B again and the cycle start over
>>158271508bozaum was dead and in way higher risk of relegation for most of the season, this is actually their best moment in the championship. they just had two hard matches, theyre *probably* going to do better >I'm almost certain that they're at least equal to half of the série A team in terms of quality.LolLmao
Loving football is realizing that you don't need to watch série B matchesThey're just shit and they won't actually satisfy you, you're just watching to be a contrarianUnless of course you support a team there
Yuri Alberto é baixa chave craque, está na hora de admitir
>>158271593Next step is realizing 80% of Serie A matches are also shit
Jogo feio da porra
>>158271547>>158271551>>158271563I'm not saying that série B G6 have good matches. I'm saying that they are at least as bad as the bottom table of série A. >then the teams ascend, are fucking shit, are relegated to B again and the cycle start overMirassol, Coxa and Atlético PR will continue on série A. I wouldn't be surprised that Novorizontino or Vila Nova ended up doing the same thing in the next 2 years. Almost half of série A teams are bankrupted/fucked. São Paulo, Corinthians, Botafogo, Grêmio, Inter, Santos.
>>158271661There's an immense difference between série B shit matches and série A shit matches
>>158271695Série B teams that get promoted and stay usually renovate around 90% of their squad, there's not really much to talk about quality in série B playersVila Nova would probably be a nothingburger like rEmo, Novorizonchino maybe with infinite caipira money could beliscate 10th place
fucking hate gayuchos, we could have got total curinthians death, but those faggots had to spoil it
Tomorrow the one and real Vasco advances
Cocorinthians will really win this match with 2 penals won't they
obviously
>>158271953ASSALTO
Clearly offside
OFFSIDE FUCK OFF GALINHAS
chimpout on galo x cuguloso u-206 red cards, 3 for each side
>>158272022
>>158272048and this goal
Saiu Cu AbertoEntra Gui Primata
>>158272022>>158272048>>158272069Kino
>>158272077Você é desagradável
Vitoria doesn't even try to attack, just defend
until they draw
Que árbitro filho da puta
What the fuck is this shit lmao this is 100% rigged
How was that not a penalty?
because the game was supposed to end 4 minutes ago
KWAB OF THE WEEK CAME EARLY
kekrinthians
Seedorf? More like SeeDON'T LMAO
>>158272516that wasn't funny, I don't think you really "laughed your ass off"
>>158272977seedorf ta lascado kkkkkkk
>>158265311there are a lot of people like that in Brazil, except they are pardos and they think studying in Universidade Federal do Piaui = Being Disciple of Socrates
https://noticias.uol.com.br/ultimas-noticias/redacao/2014/10/03/aparelho-excretor-nao-reproduz-veja-frases-da-semana.htm
quem são vocês?
ARGENBROS what is the name of erva mate brand that Calleri and other argentinian players above 30 drink?If they drink brazilian water for years and they are not fat, then it's not brazilian water that make us brazilians fat after 25For instance Romario was fat after 25, Edmundo, Ronaldo, Ronaldinho, Carlinhos Bala, Carlos Alberto Marginal, Odvan, basically every player I know except Liedson became fat after 25
>>158273580>29 teams>1.5 promotionsOof
>>158273638what tournament is this?
>>158273673La (you're gayan) C
>>158273673Dinoguay´s 3rd division (amateur league)
>>158273698who finance these teams and what brand of erva mate do rich argentinians use
>>158273565I always just take cachamatenever cared for any other brand
>>158273673still a better league than the chiqui mafia one
>>158274847do they broadcast for free or is one of those tournaments you have to go to la cancha in Treyinta y Trêss, Melo, Salta y Tacuarembó at 8PM 3C wind and rainy to watch?
Cachamate Mezcla Hierbas Cachamate Rosait's not pure herba mate
OOOOOOOOOOU JOGA POR AMOROU JOGA POR TERRORFILHA DA PUTA!
>>158275069i went to la cancha a lot when my team was in la C, now in la B. btw is Treinta y Tres, not whatever you wrote there
>>158275069and Salta is in Argentina, in Uruguay is Salto
>>158275241There's a Salto in Argentina too.
>>158273565It's possibly Baldo but don't quote me on that.
>>158275521i didn't know
>>158275600it's okay
>>158275195So they dont broadcast in the TV you have to go to la cancha? what about serie B do they broadcast it? how much did you pay to attend a match 8PM 3C in a rainy night in Tacuarembó? I bet it is cheaper than a cola + pastelzito>>158275555>Brazilian erba matewtf?
another day, another win for the decano
>>158273638for me, it's mar de fondo
>>158275754va te fa en culler
argenbros would you accept me in your house for 4 weeks? We would have a previous interview in a public place I will show you my atestado negativo de policia I have never commit a crime or anything - 60 dollars per week- You dont have to provide meal for me I will buy you an hamburgueza or milanesa 2x per week- If you have a sister or whatever dont worry I am a Catholic who wont commit sin - We can go to la cancha and I pay tickets- If your mother is upset your are a neet I'll pay you extra 10 dollars per week
btw brazilian metabolism
there are two types of peopleFirst favorite books: Meu Pé de Laranja Lima, Viva o Povo Brasileiro, Harry Potter, Lord of the RingsFavorite movie: Hollywood Goyslop and French incest garbageFavorite books: Evola, Guenón, Spengler, Martin LingsFavorite movies: Stallone Cobra, Snakeater, Rambo
>>158275862Wasn't it a thyroids problem?
>>158275959What if you watch movies like You Can See Everything?
>>158275990no because 90% of brazilian players have this and I'm trying to investigate what is going on for yearsEvery gordita say it's thyroid whatever
>>158275959>Snack eaterFreudian slip.
>>158275742these days they broadcast la B but la C im not sure, in my case ticket was and still is 200$ , the tribuna more comfy is around $500 usually the family members of the team sit there, then you have a palco more v.i.p. but that's my team's stadium
>>158273565It's our best kept secret https://youtu.be/rS9S2e4DpAw
bros i'm starting to think Gremio will be relegated (again)
>>158276233200 pesos is cheapwhat was the attendance approximate per game?
>>158276237so this is the secretbut why is there a giant bowl of azucar ? kek
nigga saying "azucar" like it's some unbeknownst peculiar delicacy
No — Adelgamate is not the only yerba mate marketed for weight loss or energy in Argentina and Uruguay. There are several other good options, but it's important to distinguish between mate that helps you feel more energized and mate that actually helps you lose body fat.Yerba mate naturally contains caffeine, which can improve alertness and exercise performance. It may slightly affect appetite or energy expenditure, but no yerba mate has been proven to cause substantial, lasting weight loss on its own.If by “makes you strong” you mean more energy, better gym performance, and help with fat loss, I'd look for a combination of good-quality yerba mate, manageable caffeine, and no added sugar.
>>158276435It's one of those words that comes from arabic.
I grew up listening not only Galvao Bueno but every single journalist from Band, Sportv, SBT and ESPN saying argentinians are racist, etc.I wonder... if they are so bad, why is Brazil that is being cursed by God with so much misery, death, starvation and jewry? Sometimes I think wicked and evil people like to blame others. Brazilians like to point out argentinian supposed "racism" to avoid looking at our own past of being cursed by God
in argentina one does not simply go to the grocery store and buy milk and some carrotsthey go to the "tienda de abarrotes" and buy "leche" and "zanahorias"
>tienda de abarrotesI've never been to such a place
>>158276495grim, what 20 years of kirchnerismo does to a mofo
The anti argentino sentiment sponsored by Lula has escalated to the point where we can't speak normal every day words like "calefón", "matafuegos", "sacapompin", "monigote" or "alfombra" without being mocked.
>>158276506No see, all my life I've been to "almacenes".
I heard in argentina they call schools "liceo" or some shit
>>158276571That's only some schools.
>>158276487>tienda de abarroteskkkkkkkk
i know my argenbros stay awake here until 5AM I'm not sure why they are silent somedaysAre they bots? AI? VPN?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Hong_Kong_Category_III_filmsI didnt know the jews had so much power outside of mainland China aka Hong Kong, Singapure and Taiwan
>>158276711All of the above.
The uruguay bro stop answering out of nowhere and he will only come back in 3 or 4 weeks
kino
>>158276777im right here brotherbrazukians really be like: C R A C K = O CRAQUID I F E R E N T E = TCHIFERENCHIIwhat were they thinking when they made up that language. Follow me for some other curious observations
>>158276487argentinos call biscuits 'bills', like the water bill, electricity bill etc. Mfs cant be regula they have to be different, because a group 100 years ago in buenos aires blah bla bla its always a big story with them
>>158277212try some bolas de fraile
Hol up Everyone was making assumptions and that faggot felca just talked about his social phobia? Kkkkkkkkkk
>>158276526sacapompin? what's that?
Fuuuuck woke up too early can’t sleep now
just eat your beans lil bro
>>158277192what are you doing at 5 AM you are a neet right
>>158277673Uruguayans who don't live in Montevideo have to wake up early for their 3h commute to Montevideo
>>158277680uruguayans are funny people. They say yeah everything is expensive but they are always eating empanadas, pastel and cola (12 dollars each) and traveling a lotThere is some type of neetbux that they dont tell us. Like some type of Bolsa Familia for single adult menThey live better than us. And btw 300g of cheese there is like 9 dollars
>>158277673I fell asleep at 11 pm and woke up at 3 30 am, couldn't fall back asleep and now I got to work in 16 minutes
>>158277697You are a fucking neet dont lie anonWe are brothers here.
>>158277692All your prices are wrong my nigga what do you think we earn 10k USD? NoWe're poor as hell
Vasco
I wish I was a young neet. Now I can't even play videogames or smoke maconha without feeling guilty because there's always something to be done
Good verdazzo morningIt sure feels good waking up supporting the biggest club in the world
>>158277832good morning my vice
>>158277713how come can you afford going to la cancha, eating out, paying electricity bill and not workingI think your neetbux is at least 500 dollarsThat said I fucking hate brazil, I hate our people, I hate the way we talk and the way we are. Our pardos, italians, germans, they are all shit. They are satanic
More paulistas? noMore libertadores? noMore copa do brasius? noMore brasileiros sin asterisco? no...mundial? no
>>158277873>More libertadores? no>More copa do brasius? noWe're gonna igualate Flamengo this year though. Im not even being just optimistic...i mean, who can beat us?>mundial? noBoy... do i have a surprise for you this year... the antis will hate what we're gonna do with psg
the teams with a good claim to MAIS GRANDIFlamengo>o mais querido>dezembro de 81>mais brasileiros honestos>tetra da libertaCorinthians>BI MUNDIAL 2000-2012>Mais brasileiros na era profissional (90-agora)>Campanha mais charmosa da história da libertadoresSantos>Pelé, Neymar e Robinho>Bi mundial>8 brasileiros (6 são fax)>essência do futebol brasileiroSão Paulo>gigante hipotético de 2008>6-3-3 (obsoleto)>tri mundial praticamente inigualávelNão tem como fugir muito disso, negrada
>>158277912>Corinthianskkkkkkkkkkkkkk
>>158277912>Campanha mais charmosa da história da libertadoresparabéns corinthians pelo título Diego Souza nos deu um título
>>158277912Palmeiras:>fascista>italiano>12 ligas nacionais (o maior vencedor)>time mais branco>terceira maior torcidaObviamente O Mais Grandi
>>158277927goleiro faz parte do time, amigão
>>158277929>>158277929faz uns 20 anos que isso não é verdadeeu vi a final da liberta (a do deyvin) com um amigo palmeirense naquele espaço que fica atrás do allianz, onde tem uns bareso que mais tinha era neguinho maloka, inclusive um lerdão perdeu um iphone
>>158277958We measure greatness by the highest point not the lowest
>>158278035My post is unrelated to the discussion you're having btw. I just wanted to share.
These days I just come here to steal memes.
>>158277964com todo respeito mas a italianada de sp e mais os pardos sao tudo mesma bosta, bando de zumbi de judeu
>>158278071They steal our memes, they steal our jobs (eating beans) because they don't care about a living wage, I bet they still have the balls to ask for our farts too.
Tf? Mr Adventures is 4chan coded?
It had to be these dumb retarded cariocas paulistas speaking portuguese in the american forum, where I come to escape your monkey shit. Fuck you nigger monkeys
>>158278179extremely nervous caipira
>>158278179you're in brazilgrab a caipirinha and relax
>>158278233herpes, cheiro de creme pra cabelo, bronzeador vagabundo, areia suja, cheira de colifórmio fecal>A maioria das praias brasileiras são impróprias>Bactérias comuns: Os cientistas medem a presença de Enterococcus, Escherichia coli e coliformes fecais. Elas indicam contaminação por fezes.
>>158278243você é uma pessoa desagradável
>>158278233don't relax too much or some favelado will steal your flip flops
You shitpost on /int/ discord xwitter but it’s not enough you feel the need to spread your macaquice around everywhere. Kys
how many beans until the smell is enough?
monas woke up upset because of felquinha
>>158278305ficou até tarde secando o bolsão?
>>158278371Povo brasileiro em uma imagem
>>158278305Bro spent the whole night on his discord group celebrating that something hapenned to this felquinha and this is somehow a own on the libs or algo, meanwhile nobody in the real world knows that anything has happened.
Brajewlians really think the world care about our elections kekJapan, Taiwan, China, Sri Lanka, India, USA, Canada... no one really cares about BrajewPast 20 years it's extremely likely 98% of people in the world know where Venezuela is but they dont know Brazil on the map
bro you could grow all sorts of fruit in the jungle, there's no need to stick to beans
Bro is having a polenta for almuezo and is still beantalking
>>158278398stage 4
kek monas are maulding
You can't actually grow much of anything in the jungle, the Amazon forest in particular is terrible for planning any plantations, the soil is bad, the trees would block sunlight while consuming whatever nutrient they can find in the soil. Did you know trees get said nutrients thanks to the winds that move sand all the way from the Sahara desert? This could mean that if the Sahara were to be turned into a forest or at least a steppe, then the Amazon forest would turn into a desert. Funny how beans work. I actually know nothing of this btway, I was just Ted talking.
polenta and beans are both delicious
quando seusa adverśarios sao professores, artistas engajados e famosos e seus exemplos são Olavo ou Bolsonaro, é porque algo deu MUITO ERRADO com você.
>>158278520>argentine diplomacy
Go back to /int/discord/xwitter niggas
>>158278519not every forest is supposed to be a plantationamazon forest is just supposed to be scary for filming stuff like monstros do rio and anaconda
>>158278585Completely organic post
>>158278578you came from the jungle tho,. it doesn't make beans any less deliciouslived in the jungle 4 years btw
o quem fala isso, é um mono traveschi
>>158278618Você come travequinhos
teachers are overrated, i am supposed to worship you because you couldn't do any innovation on your field and resorted to teaching about people that did? get out of here
In 6 years most "Vini" will be playing for Flamengo, if u wanna screencap sth
Yes, we love beans since Day 1 and no amount of hispanohablante induced shame will change that
why is she eating poop?why do they put sand on her plate? very strange happenings are afoot in tha jungle
>>158278658>6 yearsYou're way too optmistic, I give 3
As cleides e seus salões de cabelo, unha, lábio inchado e cabelo loiro falso destuiram a estética brasileira
