>Saturday 17 OctoberEverton 0-2 ChelseaBrentford 1-2 LiverpoolFulham 1-0 Hull CityManchester City 3-2 Ipswich TownNewcastle United 0-1 Aston Villa>Sunday 18 OctoberAFC Bournemouth 2-0 SunderlandBrighton & Hove Albion 5-0 Crystal PalaceLeeds United 1-1 Manchester UnitedNottingham Forest 0-1 Arsenal>Monday 19 OctoberTottenham Hotspur 20:00 Coventry City>NewsBrentford are working with the police to identify those responsible for a rugby ball being kicked into the stadium during their 2-1 defeat to Liverpool on SaturdayMan City to face HUGE points deduction which will guarantee relegation
Why don't more away fans tear down the Spurs-branded LGBT flag over the away end at "Tottenham Hotspur Stadium"?
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS ANYBODY SEEN LIVERSISSY?!?!?!?
>>158266823comfy
>>158266823>Man City to face HUGE points deduction which will guarantee relegationAn institution shouldn't be punished for it's leaders. They should heavily fine the Abu Dabi group, and give them 90 days to sell the club, otherwise, they are kicked out with 0
What the frick?!?!?
>>158266863Did Man United try getting a player off to see if it would work too?
>>158266862>An institution shouldn't be punished for it's leadersYes this is exactly why the financial rules which Man Cheaty flagrantly and repeatedly disregarded exist in the first place
>>158266846that would resemble something approaching a protest
>>158266863reminder this only happened because city bought lescott
Feels good being a fan before the Bandwagoning begins
>>158266823Why did he do it?
Is halaand ded or is it made up nothingburger again?
>>158267161>relegated clubwho cares m8
>>1582671312nd time rugby has ever entertained me (this being the first)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FcaWYVTCTw
>>158267129>Size L
>>158267197You seem surprised
>>158267197L in America is a S in the rest of the world tbf
>>158267204>>158267207I'm assuming he must have framed it
>>158267207Wait I fucked that joke up, feel free to laugh at me.
>>158267228only Americans have the freedom to laugh
>>158267166What if he tryna jump off the ship?Is he going to madrid? Barca? PSG? Can't see him staying the premier league
>Brentford vs Liverpool on Saturday, as a supporter attempted to boot a RUGBY BALL onto the pitch from the roof of a nearby building. Brentford have since released a statement condemning the dangerous incident and confirmed that the matter has been referred to the police.The smoothbrain filmed it as well
>>158267253He could have killed someone
>>158267253worse he went to get his ball back
>>158267263This.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGOGlbpKZIs
>>158267474Wild to think that one of these teams is going to batter Man United
>>158267129Feels good supporting your localThink I got overexcited yesterday and accidentally posted a picture of me smashing my Mrs after getting home from the match.
>>158267593>Mrs
>>158267593You did: https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/158233110/#158254627You have some serious problems m8
>>158267593I like Brighton but it is a proper gay place. That awful ring on those fat hands confirms it.
>>158267668Kek, uh oh.That's better than I thought though. Can't really tell it's her.>>158267691Sovereigns are my culture because I'm white, working class and English.
>>158267691I'm from USA and didn't know about their gay community until after I started to support them. Ah well
>>158267761There's only really loads of gays in Kemptown desu and lesbians tend to live out of the main city now.
Can we watch this again
Sky Sports using the pre-game of Tottenham Hotspuds vs Coventry City as an opportunity to hammer Florian Wirtz and people still think there's no agenda
>>158267889He's shit and Liverpool are midtable
>>158267889Most protected player in the league since whatever other dogshit player Liverpool broke the transfer record on.
>>158267889But he has the most forward adjacent jog to sprint burst ratios while ahead of the ball by 20m+ and facing forward in the league!
>>158267889>foreign liverpool customer doesn't understand the concept of MNFClassic
>>158267668you can easily get silicone/synthetic arses like that off AliExpress and have them delivered in under two weeks
Warra team
apparently assists don't count for Florian Wirtz now
>>158267972>anons gf has an arse so good it looks like it was sculpted Incredible banter
mad how Florian Wirtz is the only player in world football who gets hammered by the media when he doesn't get goal contributions and gets hammered by the media when he does get goal contributions
>>158267985>>158268005You should travel to Melwood and offer to be Wirtz's personal sex slave. Embarrassing shit.
what's this style of hair called
Expected assists are all the rage now. Get put through 1-on-1 with the keeper and lay it off for your teammate to tap in an empty net and you're considered a creative maestro. The guy who put you through 1-on-1 with the keeper? He's shit he only gets pre-assists
Always hilarious watching this Irish Liverpool customer have a meltdown because the media doesn't suck Wirtz and Isak off every single waking second.
>>158268027Shit
>>158268088Didn't Barcola (£125m) miss a 1 on 1 with the keeper in his last match?
>>158267989>anons gf has an arse so good it looks like it was sculpted
>>158268152Yeah, he and the other forwards also made a balls of numerous counter attack situations in which they had an overload, many of them created by...Florian Wirtz
They won't slander "POTY* Bruno Fernandes though
>Manchester United legend Cristiano Ronaldo has been given a 30-day suspension by the Portuguese Football Federation after leaving his country's international camp last month.
Cech's head injury horror at Reading's Madejski Stadium was 20 years ago this week. Surgeons had to remove his brain during the emergency procedure and he was told he may never play football again.
>>158268669Mental
>>158268669>Your Madejski
1. Tottenham Hotspur (~£1.1B total: £850m+ bank/stadium debt + ~£250m transfer payables)2. Manchester United (~£1B+ total: ~£600m+ gross bond/bank debt + ~£400m+ transfer payables)3. Chelsea (~£500m+ total: negligible bank debt, but league-high ~£450m+ transfer payables)4. Everton (~£700m–£800m total: heavy stadium construction debt & financing)5. Brighton & Hove Albion (~£450m+ total: heavily driven by ~£350m+ in interest-free owner loans)6. Arsenal (~£380m–£400m total: ~£200m owner/structural loans + ~£180m transfer payables)7. Aston Villa (~£300m–£350m total: owner backing/bank facilities + ~£150m transfer debt)8. West Ham United (~£150m–£200m total: shareholder loans, credit lines & transfer payables)9. Crystal Palace (~£120m–£150m total: combination of owner loans and credit facilities)10. Wolverhampton Wanderers (~£150m–£200m total: Fosun loans and player transfer installments)11. Nottingham Forest (~£120m–£170m total: marinakis funding structures & squad transfer payables)12. Fulham (~£110m–£150m total: director loans and transfer payables)13. Liverpool (~£240m–£300m total: bank debt/revolving facilities for infrastructure + transfer payables)14. Leeds United (~£140m–£190m total: 49ers enterprise backing & transfer installments)15. Burnley (~£100m–£140m total: term loans and structural payment obligations)16. Brentford (~£50m–£70m total: low external debt, mostly minimal director loans & transfer debt)17. Bournemouth (~£50m–£70m total: historical owner debt heavily converted to equity, mostly transfer payables left)18. Sunderland (~£30m–£50m total: tight operational credit and minor transfer payables)19. Newcastle United (~£100m–£150m total: virtually zero bank debt/owner loans, purely standard operational transfer payables)20. Manchester City £190m total: effectively zero net financial/bank debt, entirely comprised of standard football transfer payables)
god what a fucking awful team arsenal are, hope they win absolutely nothing this season
I've seen enough. Kulusevski is washed
spurs are BACK
Thought Carl Rushworth was supposed to be the next big talent from Brighton. He can't catch a ball.
>Blunderland
>>158269677whats happening up there? bit of bad luck or injuries or what
>>158269693Not a supporter but from what I've seen:>Ballard and Brobbey are both out injured so they're weak at both back and front>Le Bris has gone full retard with squad selection and tactics to the extent fans are wondering if he's taken them as far as they can
>>158269739Apparently Xhaka is sulking because he didn't get his move to Chelsea too
>>158268669>Surgeons had to remove his brain during the emergency procedureWhat, all of it? Did they put it back in afterwards?
>>158269762reference to a wrestling journalist having a brainfart after attempting to translate what some jappo told him
>>158269770Ooh thanks. Sorry for not knowing that. I am an embarrassment.
>>158269693They're playing in Europe, didn't really have a great squad as it is, lost like 10 players or something and signed 3.For some reason /epl/ was convinced this was enough for a CL push this season instead of being not retarded and knowing they were getting relegated.
>>158269795study cagematch and get back to me
>>158269874Nan they're underperforming, they kept their best players and bought genuinely good talents like Fofana, Le Bris is a bit of an autist though
>>158269746Fake news he's fully committed to Sunderland
>>158269925>>158269935>delusional Sunderland bandwagonerXhaka was fucking dogshit on Sunday.
>>158269952Lmfao no he wasnt. The rest of the team was trash though
>>158269964>The rest of the team was trash thoughAnd that is all down to the Sunderland board being mongs and thinking they could get away with making five signings in the summer for a season with European football.
>>158268669....noojy.....
>>158269985Sorry, I forgot Danso was a loan. A grand total of six when it turns out the team is reliant on three players, two of whom are injured.
>>158269935study transfermarkt and get back to my
>>158267161Came off limping and wasn't in training today. Foden false 9 season incoming. Also Semenyo is legit dead now.
>>158270014Get back to your what?
>>158270046so you don't know?
>>158270062You tell me.
>>158270062'fraid so
>Danso leaves Spurs>still giving up goals and getting red cards at Sunderland
>>158270046assistant
>>158270073Danso more like FinishedO
>>158270067>>158270070YOu'll finna know it!
>>158270073hes only really good at heading the ball and the long throw meme i supposecant really pass, cant really tackle, cant really runplayer you want on the bench to bring on to see out a game and get his head on every cross not much more
'vin 'so
heard andy carroll got raped by a pack of bulbasaurs
don't tell me /sp/ is now filtering Bulbasaur to Bulbasaur
it's a shame what happened to the Class of '92
Is it a Paylay Kick or a Pelay (Pelé) Kick
>Spurs wonOnly one team out of the GOD SIX didn't win. I'll let you guess whomst've!
Seeing Spurs win is like seeing a rare shooting star
Spurs are BACK.You get me fám.You know me blud.Big man ting.You know dem wey der.
heard there was a Mass TranDilated Incident this weekend
spurs unironically just needed more time. nobody spends £400m and then gets relegated.
>>158270179Which bit? The assaults? The shagging your brothers wife? The nonce father? The toe sucking?>The ass of shitey poo
>>158270321NO, FITTY GET DOWN, JANNY HAS A-
>>158270321Bit harsh on Kevin Danso there pal
>>158270321Oh that's why the Sham City fans started bringing bananas.
>>158270289Coventry made Tzolis look like Ronaldo btw
queer
>>158270321but enough about man u and arsenal fans
bulbasaur
I'M HERE TO SAY THE WORDI'M HERE TO SAY THE WORD
>>158270361NIGGARDLY! My team was niggardly with goals!>>158270335Okay? Spurs still needed time.
I'm pleased Spurs won. It's bought RDZ more time which means more dropped points a potentially competent manager would have gotten. Dragging them quietly closer to the drain.
don't think you realise how dogshit so many other teams are (and that's assuming three teams and one not occupied by City, tho teams are so shit I think City could be deducted 60pts and still make Europe).
Mebros... how could this happen,,,, we promote high quality posts... and then this happens...
>>158270463>global rules state you must speak English on all boards EXCEPT /int/>/sp/ full of non-English postsIt's so over.
>>158270485Tír gan teanga, tír gan anam. Níl aon tinteán mar do thinteán féin.
>>158270485Hate seeing that as well, JFs speaking in their made up ambiguous languages. Makes you feel sick. People should start reporting them.
>>158270522/ars/ should finally be banned then
give it a rest you sad cunt
City will thrash AEKLiverpool will thrash VillelalBayern will trash ArseComo vs United could go either wayVilla will beat Viking.
>>158270577that part
>>158270557we dont talk to ourselves here
>>158270577When will Chelsea play?
Why was Ole always smiling and clapping even when losing, especially the 4-1 loss at home against Watford?
My fucking spurs… they actually did it :))
>>158275181Did you watch the game?
Moises Caicedo is so good
>>158275463No
>>158275668Why are Crystal Palace and Brighton rivals
>>158276310>The Coffee and Coins Incident: After that match, an enraged Brighton boss Alan Mullery had hot coffee thrown over him by Palace fans. Mullery responded by throwing a handful of coins onto the floor in front of the Palace supporters and shouting, "That's all you're worth, Crystal Palace!"
>>158268260I don't understand this simping for Wirtz. He's admittedly a half decent player on his day (his day is playing for the German U21s) but it doesn't work at Liverpool for him and there's no real return on the money paid.
>>158276310In demographics Brighton is largely white and Croydon is largely black
carameldanso
>>158275181they were actually worse than in most of the games they lost this season it’s just that they went from massively underperforming their xG to massively over performing this game.Don’t think they’ll beat Chelsea though so back into the relegation zone it is.
>one year ago today, Newcastle beat Mourinho's Benfica 3-0 in the Champions League
>>158277272>>one year ago today, Newcastle beat Mourinho's Benfica 3-0 in the Champions League>Newcastle >UCLynr
>>158277272That won't be happening again any time soon
WOWhttps://www.skysports.com/football/news/13601227/erik-ten-hag-interview-man-utd-s-broken-promises-wanting-kane-ronaldo-tension-fa-cup-glory
>>158277378Horrific.I'd blocked this out.
>The Clásico between Barça and Madrid will have up to 40 cameras. There will be super long-range, cinematic and other advanced cameras and the broadcast will be in 4K for superior quality. Furthermore, cameras will be used for in-depth player tracking, as will be the case with Yamal and Mbappe. Not a cohesive league
ANDWE'RE LIVEThis morning to tell you that Man Dilated are a grim little club
>>158277716Absolute banter league.
Another day, another article sucking off Liverpool's flop signings https://theanalyst.com/articles/alexander-isak-liverpool-away-game-winning-goals (this website is ran by Opta) but remember - the media HATES Liverpool FC
>Erik ten Hag has accused Cristiano Ronaldo of "letting the team down" by failing to train properly during his ill-fated second spell at Manchester United. >In an interview with The Athletic, Ten Hag's most ferocious criticism was reserved for Ronaldo, who was already back at Old Trafford when Ten Hag was first hired in 2022. "He let the team down, and he let me down, because we planned with him," Ten Hag said. >Ten Hag has claimed Ronaldo "didn't prepare himself" properly for games. He allegedly pulled out of training sessions and did not get his heart rate raised to the required level when he did train, Ten Hag said. He also accused him of completing two of the three scheduled laps of the infamous run Ten Hag made his players do after they lost 4-0 at Brentford in August 2022.
>>158277843Don’t think he physically can train properly now desu, Portugals manager brought it up before that he’d only train 2-3 days a week and never the day after a game since his knees are fucked
>>158277800>Scrape a 2-1 win against 9 men>Hype train off the railsI don't believe any club is as protected as Liverpool and no players are protected as much as their shit ones.
>>158276873>>158277800>>158277888>The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
>Haaland>*does nothing*>*scores*>"GOAT">Isak>*does nothing*>*scores*>"flop"
found the brighton anons x account...
Fool of a Took
>>158278133Why is his head so big, they're only a grim little club with precisely zero trophies.
Brighton? Grim little club? Nah that's Transchester Dilated mate.
>>158278128yes>>158278133>that haircutgeez also can the mighty Reds beat the menace that is 12th placed Villareal tonight or do they need another red card ‘intervention’?
So you don't know?
I tell you what though, just having a second look at his pic, I wouldn't mind sucking him off,he's pretty fit
>>158278133>>158278161>>158278177
>>158277457same I hardly watch the video anymore
do AWs really
>>158277921liked that lads book about bopping around paris and london
>>158278204for me its the one about how grim the north and northerners are
>>158278169>that haircutit's called the højlund
>>158278183zestyyyy
ffs no wonder his team mates hate him
acne studios is "drip" though
>>158278279doesn’t look that bad but I’d rather not look up what that thrift store looking apparel really costs.
They surely can't deduct points in sequential seasons because if they get promoted to the prem again all their games will be dead rubbers. I has to be -100 this season and then like 3/4/5 seasons of transfer bans right?
>>158278318>doesn’t look that badhe has a purse man!
>>158278279That's a pretty normal outfit by footballers' standards
>>158278279his arm placement isn't doing him any favours either
>>158266823
>>158278355I’d say that’s a toiletry bag if anything.
hes a good lad
>>158278434>if anythingwell it's definitely something
>>158278439shades of Argentina vs Netherlands surprised madders didn't pull his mashed up hammy
strange you don't see any outrage when Haaland carries around a literal woman's handbag
>>158278535wrong I was apoplectic
Not sure if you lot heared the devastating news but tottenham hotspurs won a football match yesterday...booooo
>>158278535>what about what aboutThis is all liverpool fans can do. They don't have anything to stand on themselves
>>158278535You're comparing flopian to a guy who's banged in 35 a season for half a decade?
>>158278535nice raccoon holding the bottle
>>158278696No I'm comparing a footballer carrying the same little toothbrush bag that every other footballer carries to another footballer carrying a full blown ladies handbag
>solves the issue
>>158278766That's not gonna make squirtz score any goals though is it?
>>158278790what important papers do you think footballers are taking hither and fro
>>158279103everyone loves a good crossword puzzle
>>158278535Think you need to stop taking any mocking of Wirtz as a deeply personal insult, you absolutely parasocial spastic.
>Teemu Pukki has announced he will retire at the end of the Finnish seasonF
>>158279141>36shieet he's older than i thoughtynr him scoring too much for norwich to stay in the championship until he was all goaled out by the third time of asking
>>158279141My GOAT
>is named wirtz>is the worst 100m+ transfer of all timePretty lazy writing this
>>158279375it's called nominative determinism t. chuckles longcock
>>158278790In your path?
They just kept going lmao
you wouldn't know fenerbahçe was kicking off in ten minutes with how slow it is around here
>>158279555Traumatised fanbase
>>158278279Why's he walking like he's Kenneth Williams? Fuck sake
>>158278279You'll never mince alone
>>158279555everyone is just waiting for psg barcelonaeven the liverpoo and manshitty threads will be dead
>>158278279This one got the WDF bubblin in Dublin.
>News Cycle stopped talking about City being Lance Armstrong of Football.>City Fans, Players, Ex-Players, Pep etc. are being steadfastly defended, with a developing Narrative that we feel sorry for them, and that their Memories and Achievements are NOT diminished.>Sky Sports and TNT etc. back to praising their Football and banging on about how wonderful Haaland is.>Premier League probs losing this Appeal.>Reported today that Sanction will be an easy One-Year stay in Championship.No Expulsion... No Stripped Titles... No Transfer Ban... No Disqualification of Owners... No Nothing...Blimey.
>>158279760You can't put a price on cartel tears
>>158279760the christmas gift lists of punishments being written by salty rival fans was too cringeand when something is too cringe is dies pretty quick
>>158278133Kek, I've met this lad a couple times but sadly not me. Think I was on the telly for the match though.
>>158279772know all about cringe do youhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGT8JUyNmMk
>>158279760>Lance Armstrong of FootballThey're worse than Lance Armstrong. Lance Armstrong was a cheater among cheaters. What City did gave them a far larger competitive advantage
>>158279760*the rosa parks of football
Crazy to think City's far larger competitive edge was *checks notes* spending the same as their rivals BUT doing it in a way where they could win things instead of being embarrassing dogshit.
>>158279847>spending the same as their rivals
>>158279760*the Harvey Weinstein of football
>>158279847>the same
>cartel customers don't understand basic economicsno wonder they all thought city were getting liquidated, fined £20bn, and all of their players (by law) would be divvied up amongst the cartel clubs. LMAO
>>158279847I think it was more than "doing things that were against the rules" that bothers people, but the worst part was the hypocrisy, imo
>>158279847>doing the deliberate misunderstanding gimmick againHow bored are you
Expecting a BIG win for Villa tonight.
>>158280173real?
>athens in manchesterare greek girls hot?
>>158279892make a draft where last in the table gets citys most expensive player, second bottom gets second most expensive etcand then see how their new starting xis loook
>>158266823immigration is our strength
Reminder to the Brighton boy that nobody cares about your club. Leicester have already done this before only much better and they were more likeable.
>>158280399we're in october, look at the table from october last year...they havent done anything but have a decent start and gotten overly excited like a brightonian in a playground
>nyoni, koumas, ngumbay not my players
we've only had one good academy prospect since gerrard, and that was trent despite every youth player being hyped upjones quansah and bradley are shit btw
>>158280399but Leicester won
>>158280579and Leinster aren't gay, just brown
>>158280597Leinster are most certainly gay. Munster are the manly /rug/ team.
>>158280399This. Southern England are all miserable bastards. Brighton?! That's pratcally France for God sake
>>158280673but... you are directly south of england
>>158277888Yeah definitely not Manchester United.
>>158280079>but the worst part was the hypocrisy
>>158280417So the seething starts.Please watch your own league and support your local instead of remaining a stereotype plastic JF customer.
>>158280399>Liverpool customer>worrying about a club being likeable to others
just saw the van dijk goal giveaway kekmaybe i should have hate watched that instead this psg barca game is boring
>falling for the Brighton bummer hype and resting Barcola and Wirtz instead of sending them out to farm some paella salesmen
>>158281597for my fellow haters
hate the prick vvd would rather have Jon wifebeater flanagan as captain
>>158281631did he put his arm up and blame alisson?
>>158281786probably blaming jacket who is doing fuck all
>>158281615rio could beat these lads 1vs11
I don't want to be hyperbolic, but Ngumoha is the best player in the world.
Wirtz masterclass and matchwinner, lets see if your precious "media" mentions that
>>158282710if Rio Ngumoha was called Raúl Ngumal and played against Elche every week they'd waste no time gifting him a Ballon D'Or
>this one permanently seething Irish Liverpool customerGo to a pub or something, Christ
>>158283237Post a pic of a girl with a decent sized ass and you'll scare him away
>>158283252kek
lads we need to sell macca (nicknamez lol) he's shit
>>158283300>he's shitCould describe any of Liverpool's players tbf
wirtz > gakpo >>> chiesa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ngumbay (i call him rio for short because I'm cool)
>>158283304true shit players beating shit atleti who battered shit tran u, says a lot
I don't want to be hyperbolic, but Mac Allister is the best player in the world.
so i saw my best friend gummy rhino ( you might know his as rio or rio ngumoha ) on tv the other day, crazy stuff
tomorrowcomo > man utdbayern > arsenalit has been foretold
No one gonna mention the diabolical turn up at city's home match tonight?Tinpot club
>>158283467>Man U losing to Italian WrexhamThat should be a laugh
>>158283487they spunked loads of money (fraudulently acquired) expanding the council-owned stadium too LMAO
>ABLs doing everything in their power to avoid mentioning the Wirtz masterclasstypical
*BEEP BOOP* I CAN'T WAIT TO ATTEND ADUG-PROVIDED ENTERTAINMENT FELLOW MANCHESTER CITY FC FANS
>>158283516The copium was slightly more believable cause the kept saying "it's under construction that's why it's empty" but now it just looks like this >>158283690And it's painful to look at. Looks like the /epl/ gimp that didn't attend matches due to rainy weather makes a significant portion of citeh's fanbase.
P-Fodz hattrick masterclassWe're winning the CL m8s
>>158284403fodez x
>>158283690i am in this picture please delete it
test post #58477
>>158283499I was right, it was a laugh.
ummmm nonexistentsisters???
>>158283467>bayern > arsenalexplain yourself
>>158280555ahem... excuse me?
fink spurs is back
>missed a generational /mug/ due to a retarded pajeet doing a stinky codeFUCK
>>158285679the orb giveth and the orb taketh
any Tranchester Poonited fans in tonight?
Watching my local club brings me more excitement than man united ladsThere's a match yesterday and i was pleasantly surprised how good we were. Dominating the possession, always want to win every duels, most of the game is on the opponent's half and we ended up winning 5-1. Couldve been a cleansheet if we were more careful with their counterattack but it's insane how a club that finished so meh last season and is now fighting for the trophy under this new manager. The manager also utilizes our local lads pretty well too.I thought why cant my man united do that?
>>158285798the vulnerability in PHP existed since 2012(!)idk if they were using pajeet coding back then yet
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS ANYONE SEEN MANTROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONY
Mantroony crashed the site by posting gay CP because his grim little club got humiliated
>We got deprived of /mug/ I want a full refund, 4chan
>>158285860Why was it a no problemo till now then?
Manchester United Football Club
>Bruno Fernandes appeared to call out Michael Carrick’s tactics as the Manchester United manager’s future was plunged into serious doubt on a humiliating night in Italy.>United lost 4-1 to Como in the Champions League and then became mired in more infighting as Carrick responded to Fernandes’s complaints by suggesting tactics go out of the window when players are unprepared to run.kwab
>>158285965AI discovered it https://www.wiz.io/blog/php2shell-php-rce is a good read about it if you actually care about the details
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS ANYBODY SEEN LIVERSISSY?!?!?!
>>158286109Bruno penandez is shit. He's a shit player, he was shit last season, he was shit the season before, and he will remain in a shite state after he leaves yanited. He should have never won player of the season last season. Completely forgetabble, won't even make it into those "streets won't forget" youtube compilations in the future.
that bayern team was scarcely a b team + kane, they had a left back up frontand apparently the saka injury is serious
>>158286134>Every PHP version released in the last decade is affected by at least one of these vulnerabilitiesI thought 4chan code was decades old, why would it be affected? Sounds to me like the tranny jannies used it as an excuse to take the board down for /mug/
>>158286729>>>158285901>HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS ANYONE SEEN MANTROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONYKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>158286206average "modest" muslim girl before she marries some sorry simp
is davinder in here?can just about fit it on my screenLLLLLLanchester Dilated
warra win dat wuz den redz
How did the Ars get bummed right up the Ars by Bayern?
mantrooneh very quiet tonightterrible night for the homelessmust be up getting shagged firmly up the arse by slovtroony now that tesco express is injured
no matter how bad it gets remember that at least youre not trent alexander arnold
>>158287013It was a draw?
>>158281615>resting Barcola and WirtzYeah, need to rest them for pl, otherwise how will wirtz do this?(posted by offical liverpool account btw kek)
>>158286134Cheers lad
i remember reporting a swedish striker coming into my team here and some swedish anon was confused why he didn't just move back to sweden to playi can say that he's been absolutely magical, 6 goals in 6 games and we're currently top of the league, he's a bit wasted playing here but eh maybe the money was really that tempting.
Redcafe have basically gone full revisionist on Amorim at this point
dunno if glen or linday is the biggest retard
>>158286206TRVKEthought that was soogz from the thumbnail kek
>>158290179the club is going nowhere under any manager at this point, the club would do much better if carrick actually had a proper conditioning in the preseason so none of this being outran every single game bullshit and injuries left and right when the season barely started.not trying to push my meme local team but there's a stark difference when your players actually are ready to die for your manager so you could feel it when these fuckers run like hell, pressing opponents, keeping tight possession of the ball and winning every single loose ball and current man united simply don't have any of that. that's just the sign of players no longer trusting the manager sadly.
>>158290250i agree the manager isnt relevant. ineos are retarded, they appoint retards to be DOF, who then appoint a retarded manager, and then he signs retarded players. hes just a cog in a machine of retards and hes the second lowest down in the human centipede that is united.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tREI8vxAblk
Carrick at the wheel wallahi
Sack Carrick NOW
>>158290179i mean amorim is above como in serieA and already beat man utd just a few months ago
>#mufc maintain they still support Michael Carrick. However, the shocking 4-1 defeat away to Como followed by criticism from United captain Bruno Fernandes, has piled pressure on Carrick.>It now feels like Sunday’s fixture against Bournemouth could be decisive in determining Carrick’s immediate futureNothing ever happens
Bring back Are Ruud. Ole Ruud will get em scoring again innit
>>158290462>Ole Ruudco-managers?
Grim little club Transchester Dilated
shades of plastic Liverpool fans crying about Slot throwing players under the bus
I think it's fair to say that Bruno Fernandes is the worst captain in Premier League history. He's a decent player, but as a person he is incredibly petulant, he actively defies the manager's order so he can play heroball, and he is responsible for player power getting out of hand at Man Utd. He's got the arrogance of John Terry, without the silverware to back it up.
Karma will ensure that Manure stay irrelevant for at least another good 5-6 years, atonement for Red Nose being in cahoots with the refs.
Mantroony, instead of being turned on by him, is turning AGAINST his captain
I think it's fair to say that Steven Gerrard is the worst captain in Premier League history. He's a decent player, but as a person he is incredibly petulant, he actively defies the manager's order so he can play heroball, and he is responsible for player power getting out of hand at Liverpool. He's got the arrogance of John Terry, without the silverware to back it up.
>>158290822this but another 20 on top
>>158290815>worst captain in Premier League historySurely Savage at Derby was worse
unitedcels is this true?
Yanited managers nowadays join fully expecting to get sacked a year in to get that sweet sweet severance package. Power lies with the players and they can down tools anytime.
>>158290849you dont even have to argue with dave anymore, you just wait.united always make him look like a kwab in the long run
He got the most assists though! Sure most of them were from set pieces but that's valid!>>158290910keeeeeeeek
Lads I don't think the customers are happy with their product any longer. Time to try a new coach and see if the customer complaint line gets a little less active.
this is true but kinda sad. he knows everyone who joins in future will win nothing and be disappointed
>>158290926Given the Martinez comments as well, it does feel like the players were given some grand vision during the post/pre-season briefing, only to see us pick up a couple of bargain-bin midfielders and make a panic decision to go for Baleba late on, completely neglecting the defense and lack of depth up front.Seems we've once again been hampered by our complete inability to actually move anyone on.I would expect the plan was to sell a few players to raise funds for the planned purchases, but the only player we actually got any real money for was Hojlund, and that was because of a deal negotiated the year before.Rashford's still here, Zirkzee's still here, Onana is still technically a Manchester United player. I expect Ugarte was on the planned departure list before his injury.I also wouldn't be surprised to find out that we were looking at selling at least one of Dalot/Mazraoui, one of Maguire/Martinez/De Ligt, and possibly seeing if they could get something for Mount (given his injury issues).But the main problem is the fans calling all our players shit, other clubs see this and refuse to buy them
>>158290926That's been obvious for years. They were shite their entire history, then Busby came in, when he left they went back to being shite, then they got Ferguson who wasn't anything incredible but his successful years coincided with the PL money coming in so they got rich as fuck, now he's gone they're back to being shite again.
>>158290932It's happened before.Jose finished 2nd and was given Fred, Dalot and Lee Grant to close a 19 point gap to City. Ten Hag won a trophy and finished 3rd, and by his own words, he was sold Kane and Rice and was given Hojlund and Ugarte. Rashford even alluded about this in an interview the season he gave up on us.So I wonder what dream was sold to the players before wasting 150m on players not good enough to start. Bruno subtly called out INEOS in his interview with Stephen Bartlett at the end of last season. INEOS promised the players that Amorim was here for a while because it’s a project and then sacked him because Wilcox got his feelings hurt. I think the players were willing to suffer short term pain for long term gain under Amorim but the club/Jason Wilcox wasn’t willing to do that despite promising the players it so now we have most if not all of our senior players wanting out of the club. The lack of investment in the summer after INEOS publicly said we were going to have a good window was the final nail in the coffin for the first team.
>>158290932>But the main problem is the fans calling all our players shit, other clubs see this and refuse to buy themNo, the problem is that all the players are actually shit and no-one wants to buy them. Arsenal had the same problem during the early Arteta era, they literally had to pay several players to fuck off early (like Mustafi and Willian). The only two "assets" they did have in the squad were Ozil and Aubameyang, and both of them had their contracts terminated early due to disciplinary issues, just so that they wouldn't infect the rest of the squad with their bad mentality.
>>158290926dave will hate it, but we really need to take a few steps back. He's right, we are not the Manchester United of the 90s and 00s anymore. We haven't been for a while. We can't keep talking about title ambitions every year, we're nowhere near it. We need to take a few seasons to clear out deadwood, high salaries and underperformers. That's both players and backroom staff. Arsenal did it and are reaping the benefits now. It's still possible, even with shitty owners. The people in charge just need to stop taking the easy route and make difficult decisions.
The Man U All or Nothing finna be lit (no cap)
He got the most assists though! Sure most of them were from set pieces but that's valid!
>>158290946>Ferguson who wasn't anything incredibleAside from 13 league titles in 20 years.
>>158291024*joint most assistsThe last one was an own goal, but the PL prematurely posted a congratulations message on social media and they were too embarrassed to backtrack.
Premier League started in 2016/17
>>158291034[Paul Hirst] Man United hierarchy stunned by poor standards from players | Senior figures at club to decide Michael Carrick’s future following 4-1 loss by Como but are understood to sympathise with head coach given squad’s sub-par display
>>158291048The fact that they are surprised by the players when they are the ones that recruited them says more about them than it does about the players. De ligt a player who Bayern were willing to let go for £50m at a prime age and has had a history of injury problems should be no shock has been plagued by injury problems since he’s been here, Mount a player that had injury problems the season prior to joining the splashed £60m on with a year left on his deal and has made 50 appearances in nearly 4 years, Yoro an 18 year old CB they paid £55m for instead of a CB at a better age profile who could hit the ground running. The list goes on and on….you made the fucking sandwich retards
>>158290946>Ferguson who wasn't anything incredibleYou know besides the yantied stuff, he was also the last manager of a non-Glasgow club to win the league in Scotland, and defeated Real Madrid in a European football final back when it was common to otherwise play Dynamo Dishwasher in such games.
>>158291034Read my whole post please
Give Conte the job. Maybe he can get a tune out of Rashy, Maguire, Dalot, Martinez and Bruno?
HOLY SHIT CARRICK SACKED>Manchester United have sacked manager Michael Carrick, with the club planning to appoint a caretaker manager for the remainder of the season.>Former midfielder Darren Fletcher will take charge for Sunday's Premier League game against Bournemouth.>The Scot will remain in place until a caretaker is appointed, with the club planning to name a permanent successor for Carrick in the summer.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/22453802
>>158291068I don't need to, 13 league titles in 20 years is so incredible no one has even come close to it. You invalidated yourself.
love a good manure explosion
>>158291070conte will want to sign an actual good striker in january and the owners will sign him solanke and mateta, he will have a melty and theyll fire him
>>158291082>old BBC URL
>20k empty seats for a champions league game>its ok to have 4x bigger sponsor deals than the most popular clubs
City derangement
this live tracker from the bbc like its an election or a war is starting is too funnyhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/live/cvn06rl5yz8jt
>>158291154Speaking of the BBC, look who they've decided to slurp again: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cq073zrgv8vvo>Is Leicester boss [Russell] Martin turning the Foxes' fortunes?Beating a jumped up non-league team 4-0 (a result so bad it got Bromley boss Andy Woodman sacked) is not "turning fortunes".
>>158291217>sacking the man that got the club up there from two divisions belowlol
>>158291245I genuinely don't know what the Bromley board expected from this season. Did they think Woodman would be able to compete with clubs like Leicester, Huddersfield, Wednesday and Reading?
Did any of you boys happen to see that generational stinker from Manchester United saviour Carlos Noom Quomah Baleba last night? It seems the Brighton bummers have pulled the Big Four's pants down again
>Souness makes a comment about Saka being a constant diving cheat>Subsequent denials of reality>Saka gets a real injury as soon as he steps on a pitchReminds one of a certain fable
>>158291445the wolf who cried boy?
>>158291445The Boy Who Mashed His Hammies
>irrelevant 16 on Saturday 12:30 and Sunday 4:30Sickening
