Monday Night Football comes from the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium as Tottenham Hotspur welcome Coventry City to north London. Spurs are aiming to finally win a Premier League match for the first time this season against the Sky Blues, who have moved out of the relegation places after back-to-back victories.Kick-off is at 8:00pm with coverage on Sky Sports PL.TOT: Kinsky; Gray, Adarabioyo, van de Ven (c), van Hecke, Robertson; Maddison, Tonali, Kudus; Marmoush, Solanke. >Subs: Dubravka, Senesi, Gallagher, Tel, Fernandes, Kulusevski, Davies, Olusesi, Williams-Barnett.COV: Rushworth; van Ewijk, Thomas, Pinnock, Dasilva; Yirenkyi, Grimes (c), Rudoni; Sakamoto, Thomas-Asante, Cherif.>Subs: Bentley, Simms, Mason-Clark, Mfuni, Awoniyi, Onyeka, Kesler-Hayden, Torp, Hamer.
CAM ON COV PUSB
>irrelevant 16Yeah not gonna be watching this
>>158267667go back to blogposting in /epl/ then and crying about your boogeymen
>Spurs begin night bottom of table and are only team still winless
>STREAMON>SOUNDMUTED>EXPRESSION'S WATCH A LONGTURNED UPYEP. IT'S SPURS TIME.
all these posts have been me btw. i'm the only one who cares about spurs.
>Leicester City have gone from winning the FA Cup to playing Oxford City on a 3G pitch in the first round in five years
All of us care about Spurs, we could be witnessing the reverse Leicester achievement. Spending 300 million, breaking the club transfer record, twice, after years of not spending, only to be relegated. It's a tremendous achievement. It will be peak failure, bufoonery, submission for Spurs
>>158267824they got heemed by Oxford United too kek
Im hungry
>>158267918hotcock crumble is on its way
I'll tell you who's shit and that's Spurs
>>158267918Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Last time Kulusevski played for Spurs was before Jota died
>>158267630>Kinsky>Adarabioyo>Robertson>Tonali>Kudus>Solanke
>>158267926How could you say something so brave yet so controversial?
>>158267931absolute bangerhttps://youtu.be/LACbVhgtx9I
GODS vs Literalwhos. COME ON YOU SPURSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>158267950I regularly rewatch the compilation of these videos.
Don't fuck this up Coventards
>>158268014>what if we draw a girl, but say it's a boy>GENIUS>i'm not finished....>go on...?>what if we draw a boy...>yes...?>and say it's a girl...>OH MY SCIENCE WHAT A GENIUS IDEA>AND THERE IS MORE>MOOOOOOOOOORE?>A GIANT LAMIA CHARACTER WITH BIG BOOBS>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAThere, summed up this show.
Must win match for spuds
I can't see Spurs winning
Spurs strategy seems to be just sign cute white boys who can't play
we need to lose so we can get de zerbi out and eddie howe in
>paying De Zerbi £30m to leave after saving them from relegationwould be top tier peak Spurs
so who will refuse to take a knee at kick-off? gay-hee already refused.
Spurs will be world class tonight boys, mark my words
>>158268138>first start in well over a yearholy GRIM
where is this dealerhe's taking the pissbeen standing herefor 30 mins
>>158268143sorry, why this dealer, not where is. mental me.
Maddison should never have left Norwich tbqhimo
No surprise Everton is there too albeit miles behind Spurs.Both very very flushable clubs.
Can coventry do the unthinkable (lose)?
Cam on you spuuurrs
Today is the day they get put down.
smartest spurs fan in the wheelchair
literally only watching because spurs are at home and the crowd will chimp out if they go behindif spurs score first i'm switching off
Archie Gray's neck is way too long for his body, he looks bizarre
Coys! <3
>>158268181lirly same sister
>team huddle for Coventry at home in Octoberholy lel
>>158268203they're champions of evropa
>>158268203No that’s Arsenal they never won a European trophy
I'm just so glad we're all still saying klenk
>brokers still pretend the spurs are absolute favorites tonight
>>158268172Grok says 1992
>>158268203They are extremely poor and have zero wins this season, yesAlso their fans are cowardly
Still 0-0. Encouraging signs
klenk
of course it's a yd with such a dire forced gimmick
>>158268172No idea, i have been watching the premier league for a very long time(20+ years), and there has always been the monday night match, so i have no idea when it first started.
>>158268172dunno about mondays but evening fixtures appeared in the 60s with the widespread adoption of floodlights, which included weekday games.
christmas soon lads
Coventry are all over them LOL
>>158268232Wanna kiss?
The inevitable Kinksy suicide is going to be crazy
>>158268181>literally only watching because spurs are at home and the crowd will chimp out if they go behindI imagine they would take to the streets no?
>>158268262It's not even November...The hour hasn't even changed yet fellow GMT 0 fren
Why are Spurs having trouble against fucking Inter Miami?
>>158268187>Archie Gray's neck is way too long for his body, he looks delicious
so frustrating seeing PROFESSIONALS fail to use their weak foot
>>158268181>spurs are at home and the crowd will chimp out if they go behind
>>158268286ha gayyyyy
>>158268262as soon as the jack o' lantern gets put away the wreath goes up
>>158268290Why are they celebrating Man City using financial fraud to defeat them at home by doing the "pozzed nan"?
Fat Frank bros…
great goal
>>158268282the christmas treats are already in the stores >>158268304based
ABS in the fucking MUD.
come on Fat Frank, tell me you have a plan b....
It's over. Always knew Lamptard was a fraud.
TOTTENHAM ARE SO FUCKING BACK BOYS. WE ARE WORLD CLASS ONCE AGAIN
FUCKOh well.
>>158268325>the christmas treats are already in the storesdespise this
Spurs are BACK
>Maddison with neck taped up to (presumably) protect a new stupid tattooI hate footballers
>>158268317>>158268320some of us are a good ~90 seconds or so behind, and despite being coded I was able to decipher the spoiler so please be a little more considerate going forward
You know...I think the reason Spurs are so bad is because they have too many hunks. They need some uggos in that team
>>158268181
Kino celebration from Madders, love it when a player apologises to the crowd for being permacrocked. Can't wait for him to disappear again in two weeks
SPURS ARE BACK
>>158268325Yeah I got some mince pies last week6 for 37p. 75% off
its over
Eating a packet of skips
>>158268344Solankenstein is enough to balance them out
>>158268333yes we remember your melty about the Christmas lights last year
>>158268325No, Lidl still has the halloween stuff
>>158268355
Fat Frank has evolved into Ozempic Frank
Asda's been selling Christmas food since September
>>158268372was he ever fat?
Why can't they just replace the AC ligaments of footballers with a bit of elastic?
>>158268372trumps tweet upset him
Christmas is shite. Used to mean something when the high street, terrestrial TV and binge drinking existed but it means fuck all now.
>>158268372more like Crack Cocaine Frank with how much he's aged
I wonder what Fat Frank is cooking up tactically atm.
>>158268378He was quite hefty at a point but he never ballooned like Rooney did
>>158268401FUck you i've booked 3 weeks off toil for xmas im gonna go winter wonderland and enjoy every second
>>158268401It's probably better if you have children
going to take a cheeky peek at where I store the Christmas decorations
>>158268378notably chunky after he joined chelseathere was a mock-up magazine cover about it from like 20 years ago but i don't have it saved
>ynr Fankaty Dabo
>>158268401They banned binge drinking in UK?
How the fuck did Coventry win the Championship?
>>158268437They just tax booze so much, that and smart phones filming everyone 24/7 and people just don't really do it anymore.
>>158268443Kino
>>158268443more of a Radio Times man myself
>>158268451The teams who were odds to get promoted like Ipswich, Southampton and Birmingham (yes Birmingham last season were actually favorites to get promoted) had extremely slow starts to the season while Coventry went 11 games unbeaten.
is that drake
Solanke is so bad...
>>158268437no, they want you to binge drink because it makes them so much money but they cost of a pint in any major area is fucking insane. it's why you'll regularly see some religion of peace attack in london and you'll see guys walking away from explosions with pints in hand because they ain't wasting £15.
did emery get to Maddison?
>>158268263you said this when Spurs had 83.6% possession lad. you were telling porky pies.
>>158268490>you'll see guys walking away from explosions with pints in hand because they ain't wasting £15.grim
>>158268490>it's why you'll regularly see some religion of peace attack in london and you'll see guys walking away from explosions with pints in hand because they ain't wasting £15.>regularly
Since when did all the streaming sites die anyway?
>>158268443>>158268481i want to go back bros
I dont lime how much respect Coventry are giving Tottenham. 2 games unbeaten they really should be riding that high especially against even playing field
>>158268513news to me
fucking state of fat fucking Frank losing to this showeryou fat piece of shit motherfucker
premier league referees be like
Ledley King Spurs legend
>>158268552>be like
>>158268406He's nearing 50 lil bro
Going to put my neck on the line here and say I don't think Solanke is very good.
They're doing digital red or yellow cards now
>>158268552T-1000s but all bald potato-faced men called Gary and Alan
Yuh gyal pum pum smell lik mi cock
>>158268584I hate it
>50 job applications sent out a day for a month>no response whatsoeverI love this fucking country
>me after one can of red stripe
>>158268578he's literally scored a third of spurs' premier league goals this season
>>158268584Why? They always try to fix something that isn't broken. A few years ago they try to test out an A-B-B-A style penalty shootout
>>158268604what field?
They just said on tv that Pedro Porro is valued at 88M. This is a joke, right?
>coys>one letter away from 'goys'they're mocking us, aren't they?
>>158268604i have an interview tomorrow for a role i was interviewed for in august. it's different interviewer, i don't know if they're aware i sat for this role two months prior.
>>158268584Wow so futuristic
>>158268604send some out with fake names iykwim and see if you get any biters
>>158268584what does this mean?
>>158268641Ref is using holograms
>>158268641The ref pulls out what looks like a mobile and shows a red or yellow picture
>>158268620Half that maybe
VH-VdV will be the best CB pairing in the league
>>158268648kekseriously, though, what does it mean?
>>158268641This. Its being trialed in Uruguay
>>158268641Digital is a method of storing, processing, or transmitting information using discrete, electronic signals—most commonly represented as binary code consisting of 0s and 1s.In contrast to analog technology, which records data as continuous waves (like vinyl records or traditional clocks), digital systems break information down into exact numbers. This allows computers, smartphones, and networks to handle vast amounts of data with extreme speed, high accuracy, and no loss of quality over time.
>>158268604How old are you
It's my first time watching soccer. These teams SUCK!
>>158268660He just looks like he's trying to show off some good news he received on his phone.
you know, coventry aren't that bad actually. Seven games in now, having to face first, second, and third in your first four is kind of brutal.
>>158268663old enough>>158268619just any basic bitch shit I can get my hands on
>>158268670Very astute
>>158268660utter woke nonsense
>>158268653they are so bad as a pair that de zerbi had to put a third defender in the back line with them
>>158268660state of it, assuming he has to spin around so everyone can see what card it is?
>Ronaldo given 30-day suspension and £215 fine by Portuguese FALMAO
>>158268663
archie gray has been making great runs into the box all half and nobody is even looking for him
>>158268660why was the old system not sufficient? How is this an improvement?
>>158268620>won the world cup>plays in the premier league>27 yoyeah, sounds about right in today's age. When even United pays 50 million for Santos, who is absolute bang average...
>>158268660can't wait for the inevitable technical issue delays that are totally avoidable
>>158268698He's on about a grand a minute
>>158268698Oh no, he won't be able to afford that ________Damnit I can't think of a good joke. Pair of speedos? I don't know.
>>158267824Leicester finish 5th twice in a row missing out on champions league football.Although they were between by cheating Manchester City funded by pedo Muslim money
>>158268703Maybe he's not sticking his neck out far enough..?
Why the fuck are halftime interviews a thing?
>>158268713imagine hding up a yellow and your grindr notification goes off
>>158268707Some software dev somewhere was in a situation where he was desperate to justify his wage and came up with this complete nonsense.
>>158268751woke
>>158268751it's only on your channel. dazn isn't showing those here
I want to be a sexpat in Burkina faso
>>158268752Go Arsenal!
>>158268751Total yank nonsense
>>158268752kek
>>158268751woke nonsense
>>158268763um
>>158268752>gay gooners
>>158268752total fag nonsense
i guess it eliminates the need to have two separate cards?
>>158268763we don't sign our posts here
>>158268783incredible innovationI'm sure the hyper-competent prorefs won't fuck it up
>>158268792the future is now!
>>158268783imagine you go to give somebody a red card and you've ran out of battery
>>158268783imagine you go to give somebody a red card and that photo you took of your asshole in the mirror pops up
Please score two more goals in this match.
>>158268783We've acc gotten to the point in football where every law or every regulatuon has now been achieved and its working to the goal that its time to do side quests like this shit:>assistant refs blind to see an offside -> VAR>refs cant see the ball went past the line -> 5th and 6th officials -> goal line technology>players timewasting an injury -> 1 minute wait to return to the pitch
>no halftime slagsgrim
>>158268783Image you go to give somebody a red card and you call your mum
AJAX MENTIONED
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
JEWS WILL VAR IT
>>158268783i don't get it for the card; that's way better shown as a physical card and probably easierthe recording might be useful instead of writing it down, but recording the other stuff isn't that important and could be done by the fourth official anywayimagine the ref wanting to whip out a quick yellow/red to simmer people down but now has to fuck about poking his device first lmao
Fat Frank, you genius
COME ON FAT FRANK YOU MISERABLE BASTARDELITE PLAYER IS NOW AN ELITE COACHAHAHAHAHAHA
We sold Vuskovic for this
We are so back
>SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS
BUSINESS JUST PICKED UP
I don't remember Van Hecke being this bad for Brighton
Cringiest celebration i've seen in a while.
>>158268443Imagine what this cover would look like nowadays. Grim.
Come on Cov THEY'RE FUCKING SHIT
Please score one more goal in this match.
Can't score, can't defend
>>158268910oxygen mask?
why are the Yds chanting about Levy when he fucked off years ago
>spuds
Two backward passes and a horizontal one, yet they do a var review.
>>158268653>VH-VdV will be the best CB pairing in the leagueoh they'll be the best pairing alright...IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP!
Coventry have awoken the Tottenham beast
>>158268919BANE?
We sold Vuskovic and then we bought Van Hecke
>>158268908He's a ball playing CB merchant with 4 errors leading to goals last season
>>158268919his nan must still be in the hospital
De Zerbi looks like a guy who Tony Soprano pistol whips in the backroom of the Bada Bing
>WE'VE GOT SUPER FRANK LAMPARDbased cov fans
>the only team in the entire football league without a win kek KEK
>>158268933gyokores did it better
>>158268908another club rinsed by the bermuda triangle... many such casesalso no refunds
>>158268908If Brighton are selling you a centre back and buying one off you for a similar price surely an alarm bell should go off somewhere. They are known for their scouting, and Spurs are not.
They're finishing 18th but saved by City getting -100 points. It's written in the stars.
Oh, I get distracted for 5 minutes and...
>>158268964>It's written in the starsfor me it's gimme the green light
I know this is old but this still makes me chuckle
>>158268964spurs finishing 18th but then a points deduction to city makes them finish 17th and outside of the relegation zone again would be the most spursy thing to happen
there's no way coventry can hang on here. spurs attack is simply too good.
>>158268957since when did i have a claim on the three B's carteli'll take that manager off brighton for united if so...and their backroom, and their owner, and the lot
Apologize
>>158268964city won't get deducted this season, it'll have to be at the start of onecompletely changes the dynamic for teams that have already played them given citys strong start, and those yet to play them
>Fat Shamtard
>>158268984cov defenders are simply too bad
>>158268963He(cke) had one year left on his contract tbf
FUCK*talks to self* You just had to speak didn't you.
Does this goal count? Marmoush wouldn't be in England if it wasn't for City cheating.
>Stops pressuring a dude open in the box to make his little theatric sceneKarma.
It's men vs boys out there
>>158269006he should've triple downed and pretended to be passed out and concussed and held a little black lives matter flag up so the VAR would have to look at it further
accidental elbow to the face is a foul everywhere else on the pitchy!ds saved by refball once again
Getting greedy, please score one more goal in this match.
>>158269020I always appreciate the EPL going for the "fuck VAR if the goal is kino" philosophy
>>158269059I think you mean "fuck VAR if the goal was by ~*tEh rEd cArTeL*~ " !
>>158269059yeah in la liga they'd go back 2 minutes to see if someone dived half way across the field to take a goal off
two fucking injuries? Who hexed the tottenham pitch?
>>158269067yes it's reason number 73527 why the league is dogshit
A cheeky 2-2? Or is it over?
>>158269073Retractable pitch so they can jew more money from other events causes player injuriesan (((independent))) investigation said it didn't, but you know it doeshttps://tothelaneandback.com/2026/09/08/initial-pitch-investigation-clears-tottenham-hotspur-stadium-surface-injury/
>>158269103TRUST THE PLAN
give coventry a 100 points deduction for 5 seasons so I never have to watch them again
that "foul" on marmoush was less than what he did before the goal
3 or 4 cynical fouls on coventry when they're on the counter and the cov staff get booked lmao it's unbelievablewith all the help the y!ds get from the refs they should be challenging for the league
if coventry don't get at least a draw here i'll be livid
Spurs have no attacking ideas besides long shotsIt will rarely work
bro call the exorcists how do you have a THIRD injury?
damn, that guy still exists?
There will be a goal in extra time.
>>158269107wonder how much the meme retractable pitch cost
516 days out after "a small knock"cursed club
>>158269190Nice, 3-1 it is
Why would the pitch being retractable be such a calamity? Does it mean the grass isn't deep enough to absorb shocks comfortably when a player falls on it?
>>158269167worked twice this match already
manifesting an equalizer \o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/
OH ITS GONE IN
>>158269201they're saying it's because of the joins
it's goyver.....
>+8The fix is in
>+8
>only 8yids rigging hard
>>158269201be a grid system of sorts, so joins and it'll never be that deep to allow it to be moved - but i didn't think it would be this shallow...
>>158269201>>158269223If you look at the actual parts that join it doesn't seem like there's much cushioning the metal edges.
>>158269247that's like falling on a pre-1998 WWF wrestling ring
The quality of the irrelevant 16 is absolutely shocking
>>158269259Tottenham are a big 6 club
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I've seen enough, Coventry are going straight back down. Absolutely no bollocks on them at all
GOYAL
BEN DAVIESENDAVIES
Welp, at least Lampard goes back to where he belongs.
i'm livid
It happened
>>158269223>>158269247>>158269248Thanks, that looks awful, you could easily trip on the joins if your foot landed on them.Edit: FUCK. Well there's your fix I guess.
>>158269190well done
Thank you Daddy Davies
sack frankdisgusting football
>>158269247>>158269248Real Madrid uses the same kind of field and their injuries increased by alot since then.
The most unlikely scorer
losing to Spurs at Spurs is as bad as it gets
The SLAYER of coventry
>>158269288they need to buy a new keeper too
newcastle and forest lost to this shower of shit
De Zerbi in
and just like that tottenham are out of the relegation zone
>>158269319Yeah I thought that, very saveable goals
>>158269312C'mon, "crusher" was right there. Unless you're pronouncing it Çoventry, monsieur...
>>158269320Why are you having such a melty over these two relegation tier teams Ireland bro?
jfc Tottenham have been SHIT in these last 15 +8 minutes. Is it genuinely spursy mentality? Home stadium jitters?I haven't watched every spurs game but every match of them I've seen they've played well but haven't been able to finish (like in the yanited game). This game they were genuinely shit, oozing nervousness.
>>158269323Jesus
>>158269312THE CIRCUMCISERS OF COVENTRY
........no Ange mask on The Sports Bar tonight.........
>>158269337guff mask matespurs are back!
>>158269337Cundy will be in tears
Spurs only one point behind yanited
>>158269328second worst performance of the season so far but >our only league win. funny old game innit.
>>158269266
>>158269425back 3 was not it
>>158269443i liked the slow but good senesi/van hecke partnership myself
>>158269328>oozing nervousnessis this the newest spurs influencer?
>spurs are unironically BACKIt's over bros.....
