Eagles medical staff committed malpractice.
i'm fat and retarded.
>>158270043Go Chiefs btw
5th
>>158270035He is him.
>>158270043I'm a Blastoise fan too
What if the Niners stay somewhat healthy this year and the rest of the league dies?
Well? Would you?
>>158270035Will this be the year that someone finally knocks Mahomes off his pedestal in the playoffs?
>>158270035>Jalen Hurts>is hurtHat stauts?
>>158270035Washington upset win 21-13. Calling it now
>>158270035I hope Jalen makes a full recovery. I don't root for other teams' downfall. I want my Chiefs to put belt to ass on a healthy team so their fans have no excuses.
>>158270043go rams!
Is it over for the superteam?
What if Jalen Hurts is legitimately vaccine injured?
I don't know what happenedthe medical staff went from one of the best in the entire league for the past 5 seasons to having all their players die in a single season and be on the forefront of a total debacle
>>158270066I'm laughing at how dysfunctional the Eagles are and how this is going to be swept under the rug
>>158270060you know she can't wipe all of that well.
/v/, 4chan - A spokesperson announced that anon will not be available for tonight's Commanders-49ers matchup due to a sore finger. Described by sources as day-to-day, anon is expected to be available to watch by Thursday Night Football. "Anon wanted to suit up but couldn't be bothered for a boring matchup like Niners-Commies," said anon's spokesperson. Anon is expected to spend the evening recovering by jerking off instead. Updates will be made as further information becomes available.
>>158270043Anyway, go Pack.
Colts have a bad roster, no QB, and a lack of draft picks for the near future, what does mommy do going forward?
>>158270072Once they get over their jet lag they'll be back
Is being the starting QB at a big school really that great? I mean girls are throwing their pussy at you but you are under a microscope and focusing on playing well to get drafted.
>>158270055>magnetic poles flip and suddenly the substation protects themGod's own script
>>158270082She'll peg everyone in the building
Justin Herbert was a giant nerd in HS and Madison is his first girlfriend
What's up with LA sports fans fighting ghosts? Everyone is coming together to laugh at your superteams losing.
You may only reply to this post if your team is one of the ELITE with a .700 record or better==Safe this week==49ERS (vs WAS MNF, at ATL)CHIEFS (at SEA SNF)VIKINGS (vs IND)Bills (BYE)==In danger this week==absolutely nobody, get rekt haters==Applying for membership==Patriots (at CHI TNF)Bears (vs NE TNF)Steelers (vs NO)Browns (at TEN)Ravens (vs CIN)Broncos (at ARI)==At risk of blacklisting==Titans (vs CLE)==The Blacklist==>Chargerseveryone else fuck off
>>158270089*submits resume in Indy*
>>158270077>how dysfunctional the Eagles areThey had like 8 starting pro bowlers at one point. They blew at least 3 rings from bad management.
>>158270091Probably
>"Gonna need a line of coke about this long"
>>158270060would this hurt your lap?
>>158270072>shit pissford
>>158270075It's just returning to the mean bro. They were so healthy for both owls in this era. Howie has an unexpected but clear out for a rebuild which was coming soon anyway. I want howie to>fire sirianni>tank for high draft picks>trade off fringe but solid players for more picks>keep hurts>draft QB>sign defense>rebuild offense
>>158270083How many more weeks does it take to get over jet lag usually?
>Want to tune into LA sports radio but can't habelo espanyolWe've been outplayed gringo bros
Make MNF hurry up. i'm tired of watching slop old games
>>158270103it would be extremely painful
>>158270075>having all their players die in a single seasonIsn't it weird how when a team loses players start magically getting injured like on the Eagles and Rams. It's almost as if the players know the GM is tanking and they don't want to be blamed for the fall.
Did Jalen Hurts die?
Hurts needs to force his way out of Philly now that they risked his life like that.Who gets him?
>>158270115for me haha
>rams dead>eagles dead>chiefs vs niners superbowl yet againThis season is absolute slop.
>>158270075Jeffrie Laurie (jew)and Howie Mandel(jew) are part of the big vaccine cabal with governor shapiro(suprisingly jewish). All the Eagles players got the clot shot, and Jalen's black man DNA kicked in to fight it.
>tfw still suffering from jetlag from 2002rams should never have taken that game
>>158270118Almost.
>>158270118No but his career might legitimately be over
ESPN LA is talking about the 49ers a lot. Why is that?
welcome to hell
how is it fair pack are getting young fresh ready to go bulls in jacobs and parsons for second half of season?
>>158270116>rams >tankingoh no, you're retarded
>>158270123This is the best season. There's no super teams so anybody can win. Super teams ruin sports.
>>158270135Because they know the Rams season is over
>>158270134He should make a full recovery but he can't play while on blood thinners.
Forty-Niners? More like the Forty-Niggers
>>158270142I meant to say the Eagles tanking. But let the Rams lose one more game, and they'll be tanking as well.
It's six weeks in your team needs to figure out how to be above 0.500 by now
>>158270139Grim
>>158270135>why are bandwagoners bandwagoning
>>158270140Saar...
>>158270150if the clots reoccur he will be forced to retire, that's what happened to Chris bosh
>losses to the cowkwabs>losses to the commiesmy iggles could have a top 5 pick >>158270155the eagles aren't tanking, but they should be
>>158270151I think active roster is 53.
>>158270167>chris boshfag status?
>>158270135They're just catering to the area's most popular team, nothing strange about that.
>>158270168wait I forgot the eagles already beat the commies lol nvm
>>158270157My body is ready for yet another heartbreaking elimination
>>158270144This. Pacoswing is getting a lockout and salary cap so they'll finally be a fixed sport
>>158270168ive been alive for like 30 something years, has Miami ever been good? my old next door neighbor was a dolphins fan, he must be dead by now
Is betting on the raiders easy money this Sunday then?
>>158270183to be fair, they were solid with McDaniel and Tua for like 2 seasons
>>158270135Rams>AssChargers>AssDoyers>AssLakers>Ass
>>158270082>>158270089A franchise owner could never be a mommy dommy. Rich men and bosses are more likely to hire dominatrix since they want to experience not being in control Same would apply to women owners. Her boytoys fuck her in "missionary press" sex position. 'Fraid so.
It feels like the Bengals don't even exist this season. Nobody has been talking about Burrow at all.
niners? more like whiners49ers? more like 69ersbang bang? more like ching chongsan francisco? more like jeet street
>>158270198>>158270151For me, it's the chimpywhiners, because they always chimp and whine
>>15827019849ers handled their Superbowl loses like champs unlike the Eagles who cried about it for years until they got revenge.
>>158270174The Raiders?
why doesn't manning show up in mock draft boards? is he not going into the draft?
>>158270082fire a couple GMs and coaches in a row, draft highly every single year
My other team takes the court tomorrow night.
>>158270232UDFA
>>158270240WembGOD gonna do it to em?
>ramscleveland/st. louis>chargerssan diego>raidersoakland/las vegas>dodgersbrooklyn>lakersminnesota>clippersbuffalo/san diego>angels/ducksliterally not even LA>soccer/WNBAirrelevant, doesn't count>post yfw you realize the only actual LA sports team is the kangz and they don't even care about hawkie
Lamar status?
>>158270193They're prowling under the radar right now. By the time week 12 rolls around they're gonna be like 7-3 and people are gonna be like, "oh yeah, forgot about the Bengals...Burrow might beat Mahomes in the playoffs again if Allen can't do it!"
>>158270245Merked another stinky Detoilet spammer today. Are you all doing your part?
>>158270250LA is just fake as fuck simple as.
>>158270240>humbled by hated NYC in the biggest ratings victory for the NBA in many years/decadesooof
>>158270184Betting on or against the Raiders is a fool's errand. Some stupid shit will absolutely happen and you will get angry at it.
>>158270139>Dolphins>ChargersThese teams are always gonna be bad because San Diego and Miami are nice cities with alot of entertainment and distractions, players will never be at 100% while playing in these cities.
>>158270252Why does the kiwi talk more about Bo Nix and Jared Goff than Lamar? Is he a real Ravens fan?
>>158270193the media hates ohio sports teams minus OSU
>>158270240*blocks your path*
>>158270267Not the first time I've heard this, interesting.
Today, I WILL REMIND THEMhttps://youtu.be/CNcxmpN2Jg4
Colts better be burning it down. I like that their owner is not fucking around. Everyone is up for sale. No one is safe. Something about a scorned women and her football team. She had the balls to do what Jerry should have done years ago. She is not going on the radio, she is firing your ass. As per my last email, we don't do losing here, deuces.
>>158270250The LA Galaxy and LAFC are from LA
i will give up drinking for this Sunday if God lets the Swahawks win...
>>158270193he hasn't been good enough or bad enough to generate any discussion, just quietly solid for the most part
>>158270287>As per my last email, we don't do losing hereI dont think there is any alternative
>>158270261That was his first ever postseason. If hi floor is losing in the NBA Finals then the rest of these niggas are cooked.
>>158270291>soccer
>>158270291>reading comprehension>>soccer/WNBA
>>158270193>>158270254I already called weeks ago that they’ll be our opponent in the AFCCG and I still believe that. They always have a slow start. Just like you said, as the season goes on and they play better the hype will come out of nowhere and everyone will suddenly believe they’re the best team in the AFC. They’re coming to Arrowhead
Is it supposed to be known by everyone that Lamar isn’t actually injured? How does this work? Is it in the contract?
>>158270240>*Blows another 30 point lead in the biggest game of his career*
>>158270312this chick is perfect
>>158270313Whenever Lamar wants a new contract he gets "hurt" for longer than usual.
>>158270055Something I've thought about. If we ever win an Owl it will be because of some bullshit like that
>>158270267Derek Carr led the league in comeback wins unlike Kirk who has cost you multiple games with 4th quarter interceptions. How does this make you feel that you downgraded at QB and stand no chance against the Chiefs?
>>158270250The Chargers were actually from LA, then they dumped that shithole after 1 season lol
>>158270312hate when women cut their toenails this short. reminiscent of tranny feet
This one goes out to all the chargers, rams and eagles fanshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzgIPilDlZo
>>158270305yeah, thats how it works fersure
>>158270082Trade Deforest Buckner to the Niners
I can't even imagine this season if Hurts died
>>158270331didnt he just do this last season
Finished all my gacha dailies, ready for the Commanders game
>>1582703404th quarter comebacks are not as good a stat as you think. It either means you played with a bad defense or played poorly for most of the game and had to make it up.That is why I raise an eyebrow at people who act like Bo Nix having a bunch of 4th quarter comebacks is some solid reflection on him as a QB when we know that the reason he has to have so many is because he plays terribly for 2-3 quarters of football every game. Broncos have a good defense and he basically does nothing for large chunks of the game.
>>158270252Daw shit man, they been rushin like safeties n shit. Imma jus run the dang thing feel me?
>>158270359like 2 or 3 seasons ago lol
1 more hour till da belt...
I have a feeling this game is going to be close. Commies recently beat the Seahawks so they might get the upset tonight. Still, I'm thinking the 49ers get the win.
>>158270312>>158270193>Burrow is 1-34 when trailing in the last 8:00 in the NFL.The media tried to hype them up but then Burrow had back-to-back meltdowns in the 4th quarter that cost them games, so the media gave up. He's the only QB with two WR1s so his stats are sus.
IT'S SO OVER
>>158270221>49ers handled their Superbowl loses like champsI didn't
This is all Big Dom's fault
>>158270375RIP IGGLES.
>>158270384Kek
>>158270055They'll lose to the Jags in the Super Bowl and every player will kill themselves
>>158270367>commanders beat Seahawks with their backup QB>tie to the Giants with their backup QB>get blown up by the Cowboys and the ColtsWhat is this team?
>>158270135Dodgers shit the bed extremely hard and don't want to talk about it and the 49ers are their only good team right now.
>>158270340Kirk is only here for one year until Mendoza is ready. Cousins' performance this year, along with >our record in general for the season, is immaterial to the long term success of the team.Circumstances made it so Carr couldn't stay. I wanted it so badly to work out for him, especially after that 2016 where I knew he could be good. With Carr under center, no one score game ever felt out of reach no matter the odds.Alas, time marches on. >We could not simply just keep extending Carr forever and hope it just works out one year out of nowhere.
>>158270055Then they better win. If not idk what else you do
>>158270379I'm still mad. I will never not be mad. Such is the life of a niners fan. Rich Man's Cowboys. Cowboys embarrassingly choke early, >we embarrassingly choke late.
>>158270375
>>158270375Eagles will be in the basement of the NFC East for the next decade now lol
>>158270139Hell, ranked by point differential Waist deep in hellfire+1 Texans -3 Rams-8 Cowboys -10 Jets-11 Falcons-19 Bucs-20 Colts-26 SaintsThe lowest depths of hell-31 Eagles-34 Commanders-45 Tits-52 Cards-61 Chargers -62 Dolphins
>>158270394One big giant meme
>>158270379>>158270404I don't hear 49ers fans blaming the refs though. The eagles fans got so mad they flooded the board with interracial porn for an entire day.
It's a troll account ffs
2-4 superteam kek
>>158270367I think it'll probably be something like 31-20 but a closer game or even an upset wouldn't surprise me
>>158270417Iggles fans trashed their own city when they won a SB, they just want an excuse to chimp out.
>>158270366Ninerbros... we're in trouble...
>>158270080Kek good post
>>158270399Derek Carr is only 35, he should get surgery and come out of retirement. There's not 15 active QBs in the league better than him.>>158270362I agree for the most part but comeback wins also mean the QB is making adjustments.
>>1582704285 weeks from now people are going to say the rams were “hurt”
>>158270424JUST LIKE MY ISLANDERS
>>158270366Niners unironically due for their inexplicable October slump. Losing to teams they have no business losing to.
>>158270417I vaguely remember 2 calls/no calls in the 2019 one. 2023 I don't remember much. There was a BS holding call on Trent Williams but the refs responded with a bad defensive holding call on the Chiefs so it kinda balanced out.
>>158270375I predict you're going to hear the sports media playing up the controversy to force the NFL to punish them. It's really over for the Eagles if they lose those draft picks.
>>158270082I would love for her to work out and not shower then I lick her sweaty/shitty taint clean
What it's been like watching every starting QB this season. List was missing Watson who's in snoozefest tier.
the only reason the Seahawks lost to the Commies was because they had a terrible game and turned the ball over everywhere. it wasn't like the Commies dominated. i knew their fans would be riding that high all season.
If you’re a Vikings fan and you’re not praying every day that Justin Herbert is traded to your team, you are an idiot.
>>158270477burrow is must see tv if you know ball
>>158270477I'm losing my mind why does everyone pretend the game is just your QB
>>158270486more like if ur a gay homo faggot haha
>>158270486He's a Chase babby
Reminder half the medical staff on these teams are bottom barrel idiots. The only people who know what they are doing are the surgeons putting people back together, and the drug guys who are not with the teams.
>>158270477>Watson>Snooze fest tierFair. Except when it’s time for his 4th quarter game winning drive.
>>158270487Offense is half the game, and ideally you'd see your offense come onto the field more than your defense
>>158270493The worst is when you poop your pants at work and have to throw away your underwear.
>>158270477Watson is hit or miss. Penix and geno are hit or miss. Brissett is hard to watch, maybe eye bleach
>>158270477Chiefs have been weaponless for 4 years. It's been Kelce by himself and a rotating cast of WR3s.
>>158270467The 3rd and 16 deep ball from Mahomes to Hill had a blatant as fuck holding call that was just ignored. I think it was Bosa getting held who would have clearly gotten to Mahomes.
>>158270496I like watching defense
>>158270167Since the eagles fucked up and caused a proactive DVT can he now have reoccurring blood clots now?
>>158270139Jokes on you I'm always in hell. I brought hell to the Rams
Why is the Eagles staff so Italian anyway?
Why are thirdies so emotionally affected by the falling from the roof video. They were calling me a subhuman for saying the game shouldn’t have been canceledhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1792380595527504.mp4
Troy is too based for these nerds on ESPN
Does the sports media have orders from the NFL to cope and defend the Rams for being shit all season?
>>158270518Did he survive?>>158270525Screw that seething homosexual.
>>158270375>draft picksHow about fucking JAIL
>>158270072Gigaover
>>158270518>Look Mom, I posted it again. Go Raven's btw
>>158270043Patssisters...
>>158270508thats not the point retard
>>158270428>>1582704516-11 is still on the table
>>158270517The management structure directly reflects how the Mafia worked
>>158270168>The Jets are going to have three top 15 picks. How do they blow it?
I'm too scared to watch MNF. I think I'm just gonna take a nap while it happens
>>158270532>Screw that seething homosexual.Anon, we don't do inner dialogue here
I feel like I'm the only Eagles fan who remembers Sirianni's offense in 2021. It's just shitty pass spam with routes that don't scheme anyone open with no running. That's the offense when he has too much influence on it.
>>158270535Those substations are popping up everywhere, man.
>>158270532No he died and the thirdies are taking it very hard. They’re enraged by the fact that the game went on as scheduled
can hertz sue filthadelphia
>>158270554Everybody in the league will clap when he’s inevitably fired. He’s probably the most hated coach in history
>>158270518Rip Owen hart
Fuck everyone and especially fuck YOU
>>158270375ROGER GOODELL, DESTROY FILTHADELPHIA AND MY LIFE IS YOOOOOOOOOOOOURS
>>158270563Why are these queers carrying it with one hand each?
>>158270566He's been over his head since 2023. The Eagles could've cut bait with him and hired Ben Johnson, and have passed on so many good offensive minds that could've been coaches just to keep Sirianni. Sadly, I think Howie is going to keep him as a tank commander until the end of the year then fire him.
>>158270568Please, daddy Go Chiefs
>>158270518Fake, his body should've exploded into a thousand pieces
>>158270568Hey Sean, have a good retirement.
>>158270554Does it matter? He's fired after the season and Hurts is going to force a trade. The Eagles are rebuilding, at least on offense.
>>158270579Philly fans aren't very smart anon
Herbert to the Eagles?
>>158270375Yet Fauci walks free!Go Redskins
>>158270518That’s the first time I’ve seen it with audio, thank you
>>158270568Jeez dude at least buy me dinner first
>>158270139>>158270409Heaven, ranked by point differentialNirvana +61 49ers+57 Chiefs+50 Jags +45 Vikings+31 BearsLiving on a Prayer +26 Seahawks +26 Bills+24 Ravens+23 Panthers+23 Pats+19 Bengals+16 Lions Halfway There+9 Steelers+2 Packers 0 - RaidersPurgatory -4 Giants -11 Broncos-16 Browns
>>158270586Big if true
>>158270586>at least on offense.Yeah, their defense is pretty set. They need to get rid of a few offensive contracts and secure the defense. Then draft a new OL. I think they should keep Hurts and Smiff, maybe Saquon.
>>158270375This is karma for all the GMs Howie FLEECED. The Eagles getting Saquon was a bigger disgrace than Kevin Durant joining the 73 win Warriors. It created an unwinnable situation for Lebron and Mahomes who were trying to catch the goats of their sport. Now they may never catch up.
>>158270507 Bosa gets hold by everyone all the time and I rarely see it ever get called. I've seen guys have him on a choke hold and it never gets called
See, if Big Dom had control of the team's diet, it wouldn't have gone down like that. There'd be gabagool and pasta and provolone everyday, and Jalen's veins would be so fucking strong from pumping that artery clogging food through his body every day, those clots wouldn't have stood a fucking chance.
>>158270588Why would the Eagles want Herbert? Maybe for a 4th round pick.
>>158270603>Bosanow there's a name I haven't heard in a long time
The Kelce guy has Ben Shapiro eyebrows
>>158270588>>158270607Herbert has a no trade clause and would only leave LA for New York.
>>158270601>The Eagles getting SaquonHe was a free agent you idiot
>>158270605Why's he so shinny?
>>158270615kek holy cope
>>158270618>have to retire after this season and spend all your time with your stupid bitch wife poor guy
>torn bussycan the lambs get the fat kicker back?
>>158270618if you take away the ball on a 2pt conversion attempt but fail to make it to the endzone you should have the option to skip the kickoff and start the next play wherever the play died
Chiefies are 3peating btw. Not to upset you or anything
>>158270618He really should've handed it off
>>158270629I like this idea
>>158270568>Angry on an Indonesian Basket Weaving forum
>>158270627There were two Rams players that had an angle on the returner...
>>158270627No, he's already eaten himself out of playing shape.
>>158270615>bench qb>tell him to accept the trade or he sits until his contract is upEZ. Actually that wouldn't work for the chargers because herbert is a lazy bum who doesn't care about football. He would probably be ecstatic if got paid to ride the bench.
>>158270616Why allow an elite RB to walk to your division rival. Are you dumb. Only an incompetent organization like the Giants would allow that to happen.
>>158270627Honeslty, how did he tear his ACL?
>>158270618Why did he think he gets 10 seconds in the pocket
>>158270645and how this that the Eagles fault?
>>158270644Honestly just draw up O-line schemes that will get him fucked up.
Take a moment to imagine how the threads would be if the Rams were 5-1, now appreciate that we don't live in that world
>>158270641haha so freakin epic bro!
>>158270568
>>158270627>rasm special teams
>>158270653my niners say you're welcome :)
>>158267525Your post was wrong and needed to be addressed. I can't stand retards that delude themselves into thinking they are intellectuals. You could not be more off about the hows and whys of recruiting. There are two traditional categories for QB recruits: "pro-style" and "dual threat". Programs still do recruit traditional dropback passers, ie Georgia, Oregon, Miami, and Ohio State, while moving "the best athletes" to WR. In high school it's common to play multiple positions. But the entire premise is wrong. Colleges weren't developing QBs for NFL attention, they were developing QBs to win games. There were already QBs like Tebow, Lamar, Mariota, Manziel, Cam Newton, Vince Young, and Eric Crouch long before NIL existed. The college game does not "need" the NFL or its standards for positional play. The league rode college's coattails to national prominence, not vice versa.
>>158270653imagine if dem sois were good
>>158270652that is the same as benching him in terms of contract stuff, and then you cant trade him for as much. are you retarded? >flagnvm
>>158270651Howie's made a career taking advantage of low IQ GMs. The league has to protect GMs from Howie. If you call Howie you will be FLEECED.
>>158270651It just is, okay?
>>158270670>it is Howie's fault the Giants are retardedok>>158270672lol
>>158270670still no answer
>>158270663Don't even joke about that
>>158270652That's what I would do if I were on the chargers. Every bit of praise automatically goes to Bustin and all blame gets deflected to everybody else. I would not be surprised if the OL misses some blocks on purpose to get his smug little bussy blasted.
Looking at men gives me an erection
>>158270653The world is a better place with the plastic rasm being in the basement
>>158270187The Kings are also ass.
>>158270682HOL UP
>>158270688Oh hey there /hoc/ !
>burrs don't play until thursday
If the Rams are bad, won’t their games be full of opposing team fans?
>>158270682Based Chiefs fan
Giants will go 8-9 and win the NFCE
>>158270682We know, Aaron.
So is the NFL actually going to play in Paris?
>>158270682Bear down!
>>158270710Yeah. Kanye did a song about it
>>158270710Seems like it. I hope some retarded 3rd worlders storms the field and gets absolutely heemed by a linebacker
>>158270653/mlb/ is a literal ghost town since all the tranime spamming doyerpacos, poodrepaco and autistic cubtrannies lost it's crazy how cancerous certain regions and fandoms are
>>158270682I'm one of the few straight anons who had sex with a dude. This proves I'm more straight since I tried it and hated it
>rasm injuries Holy shit I don't think I've ever seen a team implode so fast
>>158270710Yes. McDeath squads fear no man.
>>158270718If your balls didn't touch no worries you ain't gayYou can raw dog a dude and cum balls deep inside his ass but if there's anything between his balls and yours, it's not gay
>>158270710It’s highly possible it will be canceled
>>158270718Sounds legit
>>158270720Did you forget what team shares their division
>>158270720Marshall University 1970
What are you fellas eating for the game?
>statement of false empathy in an attempt to as something other than a sadistic homosexaual retard
>>158270710Wouldn't even be the most irresponsible decision about a game in Europe this month.
If you have a real defense, why not rely on your kicker and defense to win games? Keep the ball safe, have slow 60 yard grinding drives, and kick a field goal. Cardinals may have just found the new meta. They beat a super team with a vet qb and a kicker. I saw a comment on here that all the DBs should be wearing guardian caps (as many as possible) because it would make it easier to break up passes and knock out balls. Why not try it out?
>>158270074Spoiler: he is
>>158270714And there it is
>>158270755>They beat a super teamkekw
>>158270710Yeah why not. Unless the Parisians are rioting about orange man they have no reason to fuck with the nfl players.
>>158270629Don't think this would work - you'd just take a knee at the 1yd line to have a virtually guaranteed 7 points instead of 2. I guess taking the 2 would mean you'd get a free possession but that seems like a pretty unwise move.
>>158270755>They beat a super team
>>158270767But they are against gays and well Aaron is playing
>>158270546No, the point is that this whole board is gay for QBs
Ramilia has to bring in Justin Tucker now surely they can't keep signing these sorry KWABs
>>158270784Nah. Only JJ Jansen can have my bussy
OPE, lemme squeeze right by ya there
is kay adams even real anymore? is this just AI?
>>158270796looks like a beauty filter
>>158270710Yes, why not?
>>158270755>have slow 60 yard grinding drivesGotta have a good run game to do that regularly.
>>158270732>>158270737I hate fags/troons but one night I was drugged up and was like why not try a troon. it was awful. I made the mistake of thinking taking a poop feels good so how bad can it be, but it doesn't feel anything like that. Instead it feels like someone is jamming a sharp metal rod up your butt. It's extremely painful, so much that you will make involuntary moans. The troon also didn't stop when i told him and kept pounding. I'm never doing it agian but at least I learned what not to do if I'm fucking a girl, you have to take it slow at first otherwise it will traumitize them into not doing it which is why most girls don't like anal. My eagles won that week so i don't care
>>158270796she must go to the same doll factory as herbie's girlher plastic face looks like the same brand
>>158270804>kept poundingMust be the tranny Panthers cheerleader
>>158270796Is this Madison beer?
Makin da call
>>158270710I think it's a nothingburger
>>158270796>get a fully plastic ayylmao face>spray on half a pound of bronzer to make it look semi-human>glue on the fake eyelashes>get my lips stung by a pack of roving beesare women retarded for doing it or are men retarded for pretending it looks in any way attractive?
>>158270829Actual retard
i just put down $500 kalshi on purdy breaking his leg tonight
has commanders even lost to a good team?
>>158270836Wake me up when the game is canceled
>>158270830Yes
>>158270804I got some head from a bald chick once, that's kinda like fucking dude. I liked it though so I guess I'm gay now.Anyways go Steelers.
>>158270839They lost to the Dallas Cowboys
Bay fags probably care more about the WNBA finals than the 49ers
Are the Rams still jet lagged?
>>158270843>bald chick onceit's only gay if for a brief second you imagined them being a dude
>>158270856No comment
>>158270854the flight has to land before we know for sure
>>158270851Thank you for acknowledging the WNBA finals.
I CANT SIT STILL WHEN THE TOOTSIE ROLL IS ON PAT IM WITH YOU
>>158270409Do Chargers fans miss Brandon Staley yet?I kid. Sort of. But Staley was hated and run out of Los Angeles after posting a 24-24 regular-season record and zero playoff wins in nearly three seasons. Jim Harbaugh was hired to much fanfare, but he's now 22-18 in the regular season with zero playoff wins as the Chargers head coach. And it doesn't look like he's going to win a playoff game this year, since Los Angeles is basically out of it in Week 6. Say what you want about Staley, but none of his three Chargers teams started 0-6.
GAME THREAD>>158270873>>158270873>>158270873>>158270873
>>158270849kek
>>158270830Mar a lago face is a plague
“Pat, I’m not saying the COVID vaccine caused Jalen Hurts’ blood clots. I’m just saying my body never had blood clots, I never got the vaccine, and I’m still out here throwing 50-yard dimes at 40. Connect the dots or don’t, Pat. I’m just a guy with a library card and a working circulatory system.”
>>158270417What are you talking about? The 49ers constantly talk about being robbed by bad calls and missed no-calls in both owls, especially since the league had Bill Vinovich ref both games, the same guy responsible for the rams/saints 2018 NFCCG no call fiasco.
Just donated 350€ to Jalen's foundation
>>158270739difference is the $(ers don't implode when they get them. they were almost the 1 seed
>>158270739Shanahan is the best coach in the league and there's a huge gap between him and the next best. Last season he went 12-5 without purdy for half the games, and one of the most injured rosters. He took 3 journeymen QBs to Superbowls in the span of 8 years including Jimmy G. When Reid and Belichick's QB got injured they missed the playoffs.
>>158270375Ooooooooo, the Eagles are in troubbbbleeeee!
>>158270934Who’s the next best?
>>158270948(You)
>>158270948Andy Reid.
>>158270948Ryback
>>158270849kek good one anon
Believe it or not, this man was injured attempting to make a tackle in the NFL
>>158270877Herbie's total damaged goods at this point, I don't think he can be salvaged.Another good QB prospect ruined by a dumpster fire organization. You hate to see it. Just think of all the potential HoFers we've missed out on because they went to some shitty team with a top pick.
>>158270976where'd you find that pic of me? just got out of a no-loads refused party lmaoooo :3 go rammies
>>158270976Looks like Slingblade fucked Ed Sheeran
>>158270976KWABThese type of faggots give a bad rep to kickers, i could unironically beat the shit out of him
>>158270948>Who’s the next best?That would be Andy Reid. The only knock on Shanahan was him "choking" but look who he was up against. You try beating the GOAT and the most clutch player in NFL history with a rookie Brock Purdy, Jimmy G, and Ryan.
MNF livestream if any goofs wanna watchhttps://kick.com/freetheanonsufuk
>>158270287Pierce, Downs and Warren and MAYBE Richardson are the only pieces I really don’t want to let go. They already wasted JT, Buck and Nelson’s primes and they’re going to be old as hell by the time Indy is ready to contend again. Let them go and get what you can for them.
>>158270976>man
>>158271167Also take Danny Pesos behind the fucking woodshed. I don’t know what drugs he was on for those 8 games in 2025 where he looked like a decent starter
>>158271167>MAYBE RichardsonYou mean so you can move him to TE right? That dawgless bust nigga's why you're in this situation. No clue why he hasn't been shipped already.
>>158271343The only reason I would want to keep Richardson is because at this point he has zero trade value and there’s still a shadow of a glimmer of hope that a good coach (i.e. not Steichen) could get something out of him. Go out and hire Lincoln Riley or Kliff Kingsbury as a QB whisperer OC and see what happens.
Davante Adams out for most of the rest of the season. >Rams>Iggles
>>158271979What the fuck is happening this season
>>158272016Something does feel off.
>>158270368most of those losses came in 2020 and 2024. 2024 was a historically bad defense
>>158270375He's a satire account
>>158272047Three things are to blame:College isn't properly developing talentNo one cares about the pre-seasonPlayers aren't practicing hard
>>158270375GET PHUCKED PHILTHADELPHIA
I've seen some guys online compare the Jalen Hurts thing to Kawhi leaving SA in broad strokes (obviously the Hurts thing was much more medically serious). I don't even understand it? Medical malpractice has happened before and will happen again, but Kawhi was proven to just be a greedy fucking asshole who wanted out of a contract considering the Clippers stuff.
>>158272016The substation's power has grown and can no longer be sealed onto only the 49ers
Realistically what happens to the Eagles? Just find a scapegoat and take the loses on the chin? Jalen is prolly gone. Be the worst team in a shit division for 5-10 years?
Finally, a win is upon the horizon.
>>158270375Okay but genuinely how the FUCK did a franchise manage to one up Dan motherfucking Snyder as the worst run franchise of all time?
>>158272320>Be the worst team in a shit division for 5-10 years?lol, no>Keep Hurts>Fire Sirianni>sign defense to long deals>take for a good pick>draft best OL with this year's 1st>a bunch of high draft picks this year>have two firsts next year>rebuild offensethey need a good offensive headcoach who calls plays
>>158272423>Mike McDaniel to the Eagles
>>158272461eh, no. I'd rather the 49ers OC or Steichen or Declan Doyle. Or Jon Gruden.
>>158272481Good news, mike mcdaniel WAS the 49ers OC. Congrats on your prize
>>158272519no the current 49ers OC, it's another Kubiak lol. McDaniel is washed even as an OC, he's not getting another HC job.
I'm having chicken pot pie filling over biscuits, what ya eatin?
>>158272585Von's fried chicken with ice cold water
>>158272585your mom's snatch
Honestly if Jalen retires his legacy is as great as it could be. 2 SB appearances where he outplays Pat Mahomes and wins one with a SB MVP, the Tush Push is remembered as an iconic play that can never be recreated, always a contender always in the playoffs, his recent struggles will be overshadowed by his tragedy. Think about it.
>>158272423Hurts will probably never play again because he’ll be on blood thinners for the rest of his life. Doctors won’t puncture his lung to take them out so he’s stuck until they move on their own which god forbid could be to the heart. He’s done.
>>158270596>-16 BrownsWhat would it be if you removed Week 1?
Mike Evans is so based that guy is always playing injured
>>158273074this is different, he had an achillies soreness over the week and now it looks like it popped
i bet the commies wish they had aiyuk right about now
>bought a real katana >it arrived today >cut myself within 15 seconds of unboxing itgoddamnit
>>158273188Nah
i see it's time for mike evans' annual hamstring injury
>>158273333Why do retards think those things are a toy?
I don't think Jordan Love is a good qb
>>158270477why is lamar in must see? he's on my fantasy team and sucks fucking DICK this year
>>158273510you don't know ball
>>158273272Why does he want to go to the Commanders anyways? They suck
>>158270631try to get to 1 firstyou missed your chance when you got VAXXED and CLOTTED
why the FUCK are they extending that retard?
>>158273773a bird in hand is worth 2 in the bush. The buyout is there for a reason
Bryce Young has a QB coach now and the team put taller receivers around him that are easier to throw to. He has always been rated as having a good understanding of the game. Not really that athletic but knows how to get the most out of his runs. Pretty good arm. Shorter QB, taller receivers. Not a hard problem to solve.
>>158273789i have no idea what you said, Cletus
>>158270710I hope so and I hope it gets bombed or some shit so these stupid fucking overseas games never happen again
>>158273900the US audience has been maxed out, there's no more growth here. so the only way to grow is to get other countries to become fans
>>158270118How the fuck do you get multiple blood clots? nigga might actually be dying.
>>158273998it's probably from the clot in his leg been a big fucker then breaking up but the pieces were big enough to cause other clots
>>158273998>>158273998>How the fuck do you get multiple blood clots?
see you tomorrow schizzy hehehe
>>158274080how did that end up literally killing him (temporarily)?
new ann michael maye just dropped
>>158274214it ain't going to be the stoolers, that's for sure
>>158274130blunt force to the chest caused sudden cardiac arrest so they used a defibrillator to restart his heart.
not sure if based or cringe
>>158274245if he can't handle blunt force to his chest, then he shouldn't be playing tackle football
Rammies look to be in freefall. If the season is dead by Thanksgiving I want to start the rookie
>>158274311It's cringe. Refs go by popularity, not bitching. The bigger star you are, the more the refs will bail you out. Jordan Love isn't a star.
>Mike Evans injury risk>Play him anyway >Gets injured
KEK at least the 49erpacos are choking to the hated commancholos
Does your QB nonchalantly throw the ball away on 4th down?
>cock turdy will surely win mvp
>>158274513Does your QB run when he has no timeouts, then lays there as time expires when you are in field goal range in sudden death overtime?
KEK the 49cholos are choking to the hated commandsudacas. Shanahanpaco classic
I feel like it's been lost in the noise that the Titans beat the Colts 26-20 with 186 yards of total offense and only 11 first downs. I know almost none of us have any idea what happened, so just imagine for a sec how bad the Clots had to have fucked this game away.
I made an antisemitic joke in the browns game thread and the jewish command center in the basement of Kraft's Gillette Stadium flagged it and contacted my employer. I'm scheduled for sensitivity training starting tomorrow.
At least I’ll have the solace that the 49ers are no longer undefeated after tonight. That’s just enough to keep this rams faithful going.
>>158274605>had a 13-0 lead at halftime
>>158274646Did you tell them that cyberstalking leaks to anti-semitism?
>>158274674>lose to titans >HC or GM gets fired immediately this is like the 3rd time in 4 or 5 years
man California is such hot garbageand their teams suck dick too
>refs just bailed out the ninersfucking hell
This game is almost as bad as raider-patriots with the flags
>mfw San Diego>mfw everything else going on in this state
Chiefs > Vikings > niners
>>158275000And speaking of rigged
>>158274311He's right Mr. Nice Guy QBs never accomplish anything.Off the top of my head this century the only owl winning QB I can think of that wasn't a bus rider or well documented asshole is Drew Brees.Brady's an asshole, Peypey's an asshole, Big Rape's an asshole, Rodgers is an asshole, Mahomie is an asshole, Eli is a bus rider, Hurts is a bus rider, Darnold's a bus rider. Stafford I guess is kind of an exception but he was lowkey kind of a bus rider too.
>>158275130Hate the rams but Stafford seems like a good dude
Damn the Niners barely beating the Commanders after Fred Warner was a dirty son of a bitch intentionally injuring players makes them big time frauds in my eyes
all too easy bring on mutthoe!!
Washington covered as 7.5 underdogs against the 49ers. Blatant refball in the 2nd half to help Vegas gamblers
>>158270035Has there ever been a bigger fluke than the Commanders making the NFCCG 2 years ago?
That was a spiritual loss for the 49ers.
why do black QB’s always choke when the game is on the line?
>needing refball to beat the commanderspaper tiger
The 49ers defense actually looking good these last two games.
The NFC East has not won a game in 2 weeks.
>people actually thought Brock Purdy was an elite QB againWhy does this happen every season? He is a good game manager, that's it. I think he's very comparable to Goff.
REFs lost tonight
>bye next week>lose winnable game against the nanners>the fucking tieDoes Dan Quinn get fired?
Ryback would have won that game for the Commies.
>>158275389The Lions making the NFCCG 3 years ago
my UNDEFEATED and UNSINKABLE niners c:
>cowsois filthy next weekugh send them to paris
>could've kicked a FG right there to tie if Dumb Quinn knew how to count to 4fucking hell
>soibois-iggles next weeDogshit matchup desu
Never a doubt in my mind EZ win get fucked you black worshipping commies.
Jayden Daniels is garbage, give it up now because that rookie season was a flukeLower IQ player than Lameme
>>158275391Why? Because the refs let Washington come back?
>>158275411You can say he basically lost the game because he literally, and I mean literally, called a play on 4th down in the redzone and then thought that it was 3rd down and tried to kick a FG after.If they had those 3 points we'd be in OT right now.
>>158275405Because nerds love stats
>black QBs
>>158275411>Field Goal. Fourth?! That was fourth down?!!How does this happen?
First time in NFL history an entire division has gone two weeks without winning a game
>>158275418It was funny when the 49ers remembered they were the 49ers and the Lions were the Lions and just beat the shit out of them.
>>158275452>Warner helmet to helmets like 4 times in one drive>None get called except one which was picked up
>>158275411Perchance
Purdy had 0 points after Evans left.
would football be better if there were 30 men per team on the field?
That was the most absurdly, disgustingly blatant “refs got the call to make it close” refball that ive ever seenThe second half was like a switch getting flipped and literally every penalty was called for the cockmanders and gayden traniels
Money coming in right before the last play of the game, and it's a sack
>>158275453Daniels threw the ball away lmfao
>>158275445I hope the Cowboys win, I can't stand the Eagles.
lol, lmao even
>>158275462But refs let them score on that drive anyways so why did it matter
We did it! 6-0 baby!
What a shit game, refs did their damndest to save the 49ers, but the commanders are so poorly coached too, it was a godawful stinker of a game
>>158275457Between this and the fuckup against the Giants, Washington just looks stupid. Like, is Quinn a moron? Is Jayden a moron? Is that whole team just full of morons?
>>158274571Does your QB intentionally ground the ball with 16 seconds left in the 4th?
>>158275391Shitskin cope
>>158275482Refs carried the commies fag
>>158275472The cowboys will try their hardest lose but Sirianni will out retard them
>>158275474who is even winning this division? Gotta still be the Cowboys long term right
>29/40 261yds 2:0 TD:INT 110.4 RTGMy cubey
Okay, cool.
>>158275485Taking the sack there would have wasted more time though. Intentional grounding stops the clock
>>158275459Second time in the Super Bowl era. First time a division has done it in history despite two teams in that division playing each other.
>>158275484>Is Jayden a moron?yes, dumbest player in the league
Should the NFC East be given the title of Shit Mountain? Some NFC South teams won these last two weeks.
>>158275484Jayden has unironically had 3 inexcusably bad plays in the last 2 games. Hes playing like a rookie, he has regressed so much its not funny.His rookie season was a fluke
>NFC North and AFC North are now the two best divisions in football with zero below .500 teams
49ers are a fraud team. Easy dogshit schedule, and they can never keep anyone healthy. Enjoy the wins while you can. Might not even make the playoffs this year if you get a few more injuries.
>>158275491>jayden attempting to clock it>49er player dives at him>no encroachment or neutr zoneI'm not a fan of these teams but holy shit it was so blatantly obvious
>1/3 of the way through the season Kirk cousins is top 5 in yards and leads the league in touchdowns comeback player of the year?
>>158275508
If it weren’t for Jayden Daniels Japanese heritage, he’d be as bad as Cam Ward
>>158274513>>158274571>>158275485>>158275503>>158275506What causes this level of anger?
Eagles without Sirianni > Giants with Dart > Eagles with Hurts > Giants now > Eagles now > Cowboys > Commanders
Ok Ninergang, which receiver should they trade for? They cannot go into the rest of the season with Evans as the only legit weapon
>>158275516Come back from what?
>>158275516Mahomes is getting that no matter what
>>158275466Purdy had zero points all game you fucking retard because he doesn't get credited with points in official game stats unless he is the guy who breaks the plane of the goal line with the ball.
>>158275510>can never keep anyone healthy. impossible with the substation, going 6-0 is a miracle
>>158275510>Might not even make the playoffs this year if you get a few more injuries.LMAO. Rams and Seahawks lost and Niners extended their lead. The division is already ours faggot. You all shouldn't have talked so much shit about being le super team. Thats just bad karma
>>158275527Ryback
>>158275527>which receiver should they trade for?Pick up the phone...
Jayden was not the reason they lost. Could have been the reason they won, but wasn't. The commies seem to play dumb football all around
>>158275522would you say Cam Ward is the worst draft pick in nfl history?
>>158275531>well um, achuually
>>158275523>What causes this level of anger?Jayden Daniels shitty play is causing this level of anger in his fanbase.
>>158275494Reminds me of McDonalds colors
>>158275512Get fucked loser
>webm paco hates Daniels and the commandersNew lore just dropped
>>158275543Anthony Richardson and Ryan Leaf say hello
>defense allowed the fewest points all year>played BETTER in the second half#LeavingHereWithSomething
>>158275527Christian Kirk, Demarcus Robinson, Deebo Samuel and De'Zhaun Stribling will all be back this season. The 49ers just can't commit more roster spots to the WR position
>>158275543Jamarcus Russell and Ryan Leaf exist
>>158275528being in shatlanta >>158275529oh yeah i forgot about that
blough proved tonight he isnt the guyWhat a trash hire
Remember JJ McCarthy HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHOH FUCKHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAOH GOD... OH... oh
>>158275553The fucking commies are out tanking my iggles, and theyre not even trying to tank
>>158275553why are the vikings #1 and the niners #2?
>>158275553Why are the kangz still #1 even Niners we got more wins though
>>158275541It is literally Dan Quinn's fault for thinking it was 3rd down when it was 4th.>Daniels threw it away!I mean yeah not that great of a play but it is better than a touchback (which is what wildly throwing it into triple coverage in the endzone is) or taking a massive hit and getting injured. On a scale of 1-10 (with 10 being Maye vs the Seahawks) it was like a 5 or 6.Quinn thinking it was 3rd down and it actually being 4th is a 10/10 game losing play where you give up points. If they were down by 3 at the end they kick a FG and go to OT.
>>158275548I just said I wasn't a fan of these teams, why are you unquestionably sucking ref cock, did they pay you?
I asked chatgpt if smoking weed can cause blood clots in the lungs and it said it couldJust saying
>>158275545He's better than your QB though
Love my niniesSimple as
>>158275512>>158275548>no encroachment or neutr zone49ers did it 3 times in a row and the refs didn't do anything. WTF?
>>158275541They should’ve kicked a FG and they could’ve tied it at the end.
>>158275467Fuck no that's retarded, you'd basically turn it into super rugby because passing would become impossible and you'd need like 3 or 4 lead blockers every run. It would just turn into slamming the pile every play because there's too much girth coming at you to get around the outside, just like banging your mom.
>>158275550Everyone thinks its funny to make fun of danielsHes trash
>>158275508All is as it should be
>>158275567Defense fetish
>>158275541He threw the ball on 4th down. Just get these black quarterbacks out of the NFL
>>158275567>>158275568The chart is wrong
>>158275571you got high one time and fucked your homeboi, I know your dirty secrets
Baking
>>158275527BTJ, Pickens, or johnston
>>158275583Don’t reply to schizo ‘kaner
i like jayden daniels he has the cool black guy physiognomy
>>158275541>>158275569Yeah. Media heads are going to say everything is Daniels' responsibility, but everyone knows that game management is the HC's job. For a guy like Quinn (who doesn't call plays), it is literally the only thing he does. Not knowing how many TOs you have or what down it is is inexcusable. I think they fire him during the bye
>>158275590Wow that's racist
>>158275543Eh. No. His at severe risk of being a massive bust with his horrible attitude though. Normally bust = bad play + massive crash out with media confrontation. So far he has had both, but the Titans overall are just a terrible team with nothing going for them so you can't expect him to drag them to victories quite yet.
>>158275572Not good odds anon, seeing how there are about 28 other QBs that are better than he is.
That lineman's facemask cost them the game. They should beat the fuck out of him on the flight back home.
>>158275570That shut him up
>>158275608Your QB is just that bad
>>158275604>>158275604
>the only commies win was with mariota lmfao
>>158275598You only think that because z99mers equate being gay to being cool.
>>158275611>That lineman's facemaskDon't remind me. I love Cosmi but that's sickening
>>158275590He grounded it, took a sack on a 3 man rush to end the game. Absolute black QB play.
>>158275575Yup
>>158275516It's a new system wait for the tape to drop, I've seen this episode before
>>158275601It needs to be brought up on twitter all night and all morning until the talking heads are forced to acknowledge Quinn thought it was 3rd down and then tried to send the field goal unit on.
>>158275557By the time they come back 10 more starters will go down
Would the NFCE look like an actual team if they just merged rosters and picked the best?
>>158274684Buddy I'm gonna kiss the wall if they ask me to. I can't lose this job.
>>158270060Damn haven't seen Angelina in a while. She was up there with early Sara Jay, Katja Kassin, and Ava Rose for me
>>158275493Dak is going to get killed behind that line at some point
the winner of the NFCE is going to be below .500
