COMMIES DOING NOTHING WITH THEIR TURNOVER EDITION PREVIOUS >>158271766
>>158272664BENULTY
>tfw burrs don't play til thursday
>>158272678
reffies
joe biden moment
Why does everyone in the south hate gay people so much? They literally can’t heck it, you’re just born that way.
>Fourth? That was fourth down?They're firing this nigga at halftime
The redskins should sign Ryback as QB if they want to start winning
BROCK VICK
>farrell holding to give an opportunity for more purdy statpaddingHe knows what to do
When did Purdy become elite at scrambling?
the commanders are CHEEKS
>>158272664FFS, Please stop running Purdy. Keep your ACL safe. Just take the fuckin 3 points
>>158272669Dan Quinn's such a fucking retard. Still buckbroken by Brady and the Pats.
oh so now this is the thread okay i get it
If the 49ers win this game, all the pretty black and brown girls become the eternal sexual playthings for tall, handsome, big-dick white men.If the Commanders win, the same result happens.
>>158272734
>>158272717skins are running prevent defense
Purdy > Allen
Let us win this Washington. You guys have enough sports luck. It’s been a while since SF has won a chip
Hey, is anyone from Philly up in this jawn?
>>158272721>implying pinero can kick that far
This one.
>>158272659He just missed a tackle on Purdy
>>158272734What if the game ends in a tie?
COCAINE
WHY ARE YOU A DICK OP...STOP FUKKEN SPLITTING THREADS
Glock 13-round magazine
>>158272746Hey yeah its me, Big Dom
this is the thread
>Wait, fourth‽ Ahhh, that was fourth down‽ Shit man, fuck!
>>158272751Nobody's perfect
Are they announcing the Super Bowl halftime show?
oh wait are they going to announce the owl halftime show?
>>158272743I love BIG COCK BROCK as much as the next time but put 49ers vs Commanders in the fucking subject line if you want people to use your thread nigga.
Witnessing greatness causes seethe and cope
>>158272031>>158272031>>158272031go to the real thread first, reuse this one later
>>158272743NO
What do I do during halftime-faptime? Xvideos purged all amateur porn this week and now there's only soulless professional shit. Enshitification has ruined everything.
>>158272734a chubby mexican made this post
>>158272721true
This game should be 28-3
It should be 20-3
>>158272743Recycle splitfag
>>158272774not a gamethread, go fuck yourself
>>158272753The black and brown girls will have to wait until the next NFL game. Until then, the tall, handsome, big-dick white men will tide themselves over with white and Asian girls.
>>158272743>>158272774>p-p-please use my threadExtremely gay
>>158272757>not a Glock 33 round magazine in a roller-delayed blowback PCC, with a mag-holding foregrip holding another 33 round magazine
>>158272754I'm two weeks sober fuck off faggot
>>158272742I'm okay with this
>>158272774fuck off retard
>>158272774Fuck off
>>158272794Cheers man I'll drink to that
>>158272770It's gonna be him
>>158272779i want to sniff her stink star
>>158272031This is the real thread guys
fuck
Murderball
This is the closest blowout I've ever watched.
TORN ACHILIES
Washington defense is too shit and their QB is not a "fast" processor wink wink so I'm turning this shit off
My Vikies would have a fair and competitive match with the 49ers and bootyblast the shitskins.
WHY PLAY HIM
>>158272806No official performer has been announced for Super Bowl LXI on Feb. 14, 2027, but Miley Cyrus and JAY‑Z are the top contenders in current speculation, with others like Harry Styles, Justin Bieber, and BTS also in the running
>no one around>catch the ball>get hurtthis league is cooked
Just sit Evans after this score, they don't need him
Bro is Purdy trying to kill Evans
>>158272794good job. i'll stop. keep going.
>>158272770Its Miley Cyrus and Beiber and someone else
>First in career passer rating>First in career ANY/A>First in career EPA/Play>First in career success rateInner circle HoF career loading
>>158272812You're welcome.
Would you let Carlie fire you?
MIKE EVANS TO THE LOCKERROOMIT'S OVER FOR TURDY
Brock Purdy is now FIRST ALL-TIME in NFL career passer rating
Hit the ground
Okay, enough of Evans for tonight. Just let him relax.
MORE
>Mike Evans deadBased. I hate the 49ers and don't Iike it when their fans are happy.
These 49ers would bootyblast my Bills
>>158272778Hey, don’t be hasty. It might be a black cuck. Been seeing a lot more of them these days.
Mike Evans looks like he mutters to himself "Man, I'm too old for this shit" after every play.
>>158272809Jump off a bridge.
>>158272837>>158272837>>158272837>>158272837>>158272837
Literally every 49er WR is dead now
>His ACHILLIES finally POPPED!!!! Purdy will be exposed as an Evans baby just like Baker.His ACHILLIES finally POPPED!!!! Purdy will be exposed as an Evans baby just like Baker.>His ACHILLIES finally POPPED!!!! Purdy will be exposed as an Evans baby just like Baker.
>FUCC YOU
>sore achilles why would they risk having him play at all? they don't need Evans to beat the shit Commies and 9ers are 5-0 anyway.
>Evans dedWell I knew it would happen
>>158272833FUCKThat is a lot of ass
>>158272814You can tell immediately if he tore it, being able to walk at all means he's fine but just banged up. No point in playing him the rest of the game, Purdy can easily win without him
>redskins take a timeout>uhh actually we charged it to the niners
repeating ints and my reffies take over this game
I heard this year's Super Bowl halftime show will be Armin Van Buuren
>9ers need a WRPick up the phone, Kyle
Yeah he's done for the day. Don't think its torn though.
Why is quin taking time outs redskins ain't doing shit
OH ALL OF THE SUDDEN BALLS 11 FEET IN THE AIR AREN'T CATCHABLE SOME MVP
>>158272853shanny is a slavedriver
>>158272860Multiple people have walked off with achilies tears. Kobr shot two free throws with one
My Dallas Cowboys would get bootyblasted by both these shit teams
seeing all these torn achilles makes me wonder why caleb williams still needed that cart for a grade 1 hammy sprain
>>158272870retarded HC + black QB is the worst combo you can have in this league
Evans out.They'll have to rely on refs.
Purdy, Baker, and Brady are all Evans baby, they couldn't win without him.
>>158272861filthy indian givers
Quinn and Daniels are like the Ren and Stimpy of football they're s both so retarded
>>158272779who
>>158272880HERE WE GO
retard tried to farm another 1000 yard season and played on a sore achilles
Dak > Purdy
SHORT
Neutral Milk Hotel playing the owl halftime show. Book it.
>Mike is such a gamer>Goes into the tunnel after getting turf toeKwab
>>158272887this
STOPPED SHORT
>>158272734I’m black (kinda) and I think this is really fucking hot. Is that weird?
What's worse the McAfee cast or the main broadcast
49ers had to go for it a shit load of times in the redzone just to make the score look worse than it is.
I'm sorry was the D Line made of cheese?
9ers are all about looking like world-beaters and tryharding in the regular season when everyone knows they will 100% choke in the offs.
MVP
I’ve eaten 5 bananas between yesterday and today
Thank you for your service, Mike Evans.Next man up!
PLEASE don't let CMC steal another TD from Purdy
gooch smooch
>>158272867I bet Kaep can catch a ball breddy good. I’m sure he wouldn’t mind getting back on the slave ship and playing for his old team.
>>158272906thats what she said
This will be the first time in NFL history that an entire division has gone two weeks without winning a single game
Ayyyy, touchdownRyS!
It's ogre I'm going to sleep anons
>>158272919too late
>>158272912>>158272914kek keep seething retards
>>158272901>>158272887you can still walk after an achillies tear, so him walking off the field means nothing. He's done, 49ers are done.
>>158272901turf toe sucks, I’m currently dealing with it and I’m hopping around
FUCK YOU TRANAHAN
NOW TRENT WILLIAMS IS DOWNBLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Troy pretty quiet lately on-air lol
I DEMAND MORE INJURIES
>>158272889Brady won 6 super bowls without him
This game is officially a rape.>>158272916Based and potassium-pilled.
>>158272919Just as I say this, fuck off Kyle let him statpad
>>158272919cmc got these fantasy and gamby addicts seething
Gotta start flexing the NFC East out of these prime time games. Just brutal
>deathb owl
>>158272919get fucked fanasty faggot
>2 injured 9ers>hurt Commie is a former 9er
>Mike Evans injured>Trent Williams injured a few plays later>A former 49er now on the Commanders is injured on the same playCan't make this shit up
BLOODOWL
>>158272936The game was over right here, he's bored
>>158272914This. Soft ass team
>>158272867Antonio Brown would be a better option than aiyuck at this point
This score makes the game look closer than it really has been
>>158272931>knows it deep in his tortured soulyour HC is literally the 28-3 man, choking is your team's DNA.
The future looks grim
>>158272734lmao was wondering when these posts would show up this season
is Mike Evans in risk of pulling a Kevin Durant by playing with a tore achilles? or whats his injury exactly?
>play the }+ers>your whole teams dies too Nice
>>158272940Six asterisks, you mean.
>>158272889what about Jameis
>>158272945I have CMC in fantasy, I want Purdy to statpad TDs for his MVP campaign
>>158272946Owners would rather die than do that.
What's with all the injuries?
>>158272943I swear I went to collage with this milk mosnter
come on clooney you dont need the money
>>158272940
*electricity noises*
Injuryb owl
the niners have a cupcake schedule>dolphins>cardinals>commanders>falcons>raiders>cowboys>giants>charger
Its so over for gayden traniels
>>158272970one of these is not like the others
>>158272916Now here's a guy that wont cramp
>>158272929>It's ogre I'm going to sleep anonsStay up mexican bro, Purdy can't win without Evans who just tore his achillies. 2nd half will be different.
>>158272959Isn't this faggot in prison for shooting at a crowd
>>158272957Holy shit the level of cope in that is unreal. Act like you've been there before.
A tush push in San Francisco...or what they call "Just another Monday night"
Which game is gonna be SNF?
>>158272959Why does Kane always look like he's got a mouth full of fish sticks?
Look at that space between Troy and Buck
Janky finna lose his shit tonight
>>158272983Ignores two games against the Rams, Seahawks, the game against the Broncos, the Vikings, and Chiefs.
>>158272998looks like eagles vs redskins
>>158272910yeah nigga, jump in traffic, don’t need a bitch embarrassing us
>>158272983>imploding seahawks twice>imploding rams twice>cardinals twiceKek this team is going to totally either be 1st round exits or will be btfo by the chiefs again
Shout out to the hater ITT calling for multiple injuries after seeing that joke of a field. Looks like they did a last minute Home Depot run patching that together. In the next CBA, holy shit the players need to demand grass across every stadium.
halftime faptime
>>158272998Absolutely 100% Bills Ravens
>already halftimeOh neat, I won't be in bed too late
>>158272998Baltimore Buffalo
Hello darkness my old friend
Which fan base is more racist? I need to know who to support and who to not support
Is WAS at rock bottom yet?
>nfc leastkek
>>158272991RG5 will be next then you get a real treat of watching the greek kid get heemed every other play
Kyle Juszczyk's wife is hotter than Taylor Swift.
>>158273020Shame about her bolt ons
<100yds offense
>>158272995Kek, nice
>>158272998KC/Denver would be a banger.
>>158272993It was an attempt murder charge but he's taking a plea for aggravated assault and will just get probation. I think the story went that he grabbed a security guard's gun and popped some shots off at him.
>>158273005lol the broncos and rams suck
>>158273008oh hes boilin'
>>158273005>Rams "super team" thats all old injured vets>Seahawks with collapsing offense>Broncos with Blo Dix>Vikings with no offense
>>158272969
>>158272998Cleveland Pittsburgh
>>158272998They don't start flexing prime time games until December.
>>158272998They can't flex games out this close. IIRC it's gotta be like 4 weeks out minimum
Your halftime plans?
Baker was an MVP candidate when he had Evans and now he's a bum without him. Same will happen to Purdy.
>>158273020Any with a >black qb that plays like shit on the weekends.
>>158273009the excuse will be The Who played the night before or something retarded
49ers fans are men of great honor.
>>158272734I’m liking our odds, whitebros
>>158273045You are so fucking mad right now kek
Halftime faptime: plywood edition
>>158273038Not the niners fault that the rams and seacucks got exposed and abused
>>158273043Not true
>>158272974With Jews you....win?
>taking a knee at the half instead of throwing a hail marylow test playcalling
Can't wait for Aaron Rodgers to get lynched in Paris for being gay
>>158272957kek got em
>>158273044Brush my teeth. I'd jerk off but I don't want to take another shower
>>158273020Bosa literally got fined for bombing a postgame interview wearing a MAGA hat in the background
>>158273044beisbol
>>158273020>>158273026who?
>>158273026No kidding. She was perfect before. Gooning to her will never be the same.
>>158273045which team are you a fan of? I cant quite pinpoint where the seething is coming from
Teams should draft 7th round QBs more and stop investing in 1st round
>>158273058>low test playcallingFirst DQ game?
jayden daniels just dislocated his elbow brace
>>158272998ravens bills or vikings lions
I love the reffies, post more reffie images
>>158273052
>>158273045Don't compare gayker to the future goat
>>158273021No there’s still 2% left
>>158272983trvke
>>158272998you need 2 weeks notice so you will watch the iggles deadskins corpse bowl and enjoy it
>cmc injury>49ers are healthy>cmc healthy>49ers are injury pronethis feels like what happens every season ever since the 49ers traded for him
>>158273061He'd probably be offered a job working for Macron before being lynched.
>>158273079
>>158273072Commienist
>>158273061the french love gays tho, maybe if one of those african groups get ahold of him I guess
>>158273073All the black qbs are getting pushed up into the 1st round, and no one wants white qbs getting pushed to the bottom
>welcome back to Super Bowl LXI where three more 49ers players were helped off the field after the touchdown that increased their lead to 31
Seahawks are about to smash the Chiefs into dust, and other teams will start to panic.
>>158273071I'd would put that whole wet spot in my mouth and suck on it for hours
>>158273080
>>158273009>holy shit the players need to demand grass across every stadium.kek ownies will never let them have thatjerry alone uses fake grass just out of spite, soccerfags MADE him put in real grass and he tore it out after kek
>>158273087The substation powers him up. They are sacrificing players to keep him at full power.
For me, it's BIG COCK BROCK, the San Francisco 49ers, and Holo the Wise Wolf.
>>158273098Honestly that would be pretty fitting if all the starters died on the field. I bet they would take it too
>Cumhandlers in prime timeDidn't learn their lesson last year?
>>158273095kek what happened here
>>158273098And then the Chiefs come back and win anyway because of refball
troy sounds like HE STRAIGHT UP NO HAVIN A GOOD TIME next to 100mill Bucko
>>158273106>whoro
>>158273102
>>158273070Izzy
>>158273100
Steelers vs 49ers Owl?
>eagles cowgirls next mondaywhat the fuck is jewdell's problem
>>158273111dont' look at next week's MNF matchup
>>158272957
>>158273100I hope so but they need to have an offense to do that
seahawks signed another rb today. charbonnett shant be playing on sunday
So does dan quinn survive the next 24 hours?
>>158273119She did NOT have sex with any wolves on that rainy day in the forest.
>>158273115Disney should get rid of Aikman and get Steve Young
>>158273121>>158273120I can't get off after all the porn websites removed amateur porn. I need to get into slopping.
>>158273127Its going to be 49ers vs Chiefs again.
>>158273124this is exactly what happened last year. and then the 49ers got the biggest fucking embarrassing gaping of the decade.
>>158273128Primetime slots have been terrible all year. Why the fuck have we seen the Falcons so many times???
Kill everyone responsible for this Target commercial and never shop at target again
>evans questionable to returnGood news, if he tore it he'd be ruled out immediately. Just rest him, no point sacrificing their best (and only) receiver in a game where Purdy is pretty much scoring at will
>>158273139Why is it Dan Quinns fault that he can't make black quarterbacks good?
>>1582731395% chance at this point
>>158273143Coomer.Coomerfans.You're welcome.
>>158273145>last year vs 3rd stringersThey lost like nearly all of their starters.
>soi warsGiga cringe
>>158273139nobody would be mad if he got booted mid season
>>158273134Run game back and healthy next game. It will be rape.
>>158273124haha yeah good meme m8. totally ownedHOWEVER...
>>158273142Disney should get rid of Buck and bring in Dennis Miller.
WaitThey Super Bowl is on Valentine's Day?
oh boy another star wars film to further destroy the franchise
>4troons seething about chadwarsKEK
>>158273169Did they get a QB who doesn't see ghosts yet?
glup shitto for the touchdown!!!
Holy shit star wars superbowl is huge right?
Faggywhiners
>>158273106Used goods
>>158273132I like women, I wish they weren't mean and retarded
>>158273129>NFC East TardbowlHonestly I'm pumped
>>158273164That entire franchise needs to fuckin die and stay dead.
>star warsthey should do simpsons againor family guy
>>158273045evans has only been a niner for 10% of purdy's HOF career
Does Berman age?
> Adult consumes and "analyzes" 90% kids cartoons, trading cards, comic book media, action figures, anime and videogames>Goes on rants about how secretly complex they are and the state of modern media and corporations How do we fix the millennial kidult? Lol
>>158273143Just go 2d Danbooru and nhentai are all you need
>>158273181>jeetkaner is a soi wars fagah that explains so much
Bills and 49ers superbowl. Come on Goodell! Give something to Chris Berman before he died
>>158273106the bonny blue of wolves
WHOOOP
>>158273199Baby blood.
Boomer must be so fucking happy the 49ers and Bills are both good.It might finally happen for him, bros.
>fastest 3 min>mjdjdkkfkf touch down! 3&&&;&4;
>>158273192i wish they weren't so scary so i could talk to them
fuck you berman browns aren't tied for 1st they have it outright because of division wins
>watching adskekaroo
>>158273201those websites have been flooded with low quality slop. It's over, the entire internet went to shit after 300 million indians came online in the early 2020s.
>>158273200>How do we fix the millennial kidult? LolUnironically the draft.
>>158273202Normie chads love star wars, you lost tranny
>Shows Gayron>Don't forget your flu shotlmao
>>158273200Millennials are the next “boomer” generation. Everyone already hates them and wants them all to die. >t. 1992
>>158273212They're just tempting him before he dies, it's never happening
>>158273219just use the Nathan Fielder method
Seems like a good time to drop $500 on the Commanders
>>158272664SOMEONE HAS TO WIN THIS FUCKING DIVISION
>>158273143Her early amateur shit is dope. She's more mainstream now, but its all easy to find.
>>158273225Danbooru literally doesn't allow AI gens.
>>158273228>I'm totally a normie, n-not a pyscho, selfhating genetic dead-end!!I accept your concession.
>>158273220fuck you rick berman, you ruined this too!?
sources just confirmed when evens got to the locker room his achilles snapped like a rubber band. people are saying they could hear it. its over he is out for the season
>>158273241betting websites are scams, they literally ban users who win too much
>>158273170It's okay bro, we'll get our revenge and win the Owl again
>>158273237i'm afraid, not autistic
>>158273170so what?
>>158273225True the internet is mostly cheap garbage now
>CMC has 6 (six) 1 yard TD rushesShanahan is such a fag
>>158273258big if true
mike evans is the latest sacrifice to keeping cmc alive
>>158273220That's literally tied for 1st retard. Having it outright would mean you wouldn't need tiebreakers because you have more wins
>>158273111lol >we are in primetime for like 3 weeks after this
My Ninies are better than your team.Holo did NOT have sex with over 100 wolves. She is a cute and not a whore. You shut your whore mouths.
>>158273251there hasn't been new art since 2023 when AI went mainstream. All the real artist ragequit and were replaced by ai sloppers so all those new art danbooru gets from pixiv are just sloppers pretending to be artist.
Halftime mealtime! What are we eating bros? Pic related is on the way!
>>158273170>2x Super Bowl ChampsCute
>>158273226half of us are in our 40s there are zoomies and alphas to throw to the meat grinder and if they run out of bodies in a decade betas will be about ready
>>158273273imagine interjecting yourself into an nfc west rivalry unprompted. imagine telling yourself NE will ever win another ring in your lifetimelmao good post m8
>>158273212I know he grew up a SF Giants fan. Didn't know he was also a Niners fan
this game kinda sucks
i want to dress up in high heels and lingerie while purdy fucks me from behind and calls me his bitch
>>158273270>black socksdeserved
>>158273287Not my fault your waifu is named Whoro
>>158273294Back in the day, for like a gorillion years in a row, he predicted that the SB would be 49ers v Bills.
>>158273291yeah 2 in the last 13 years. niners havent had one in 33 years since before you were born
/sp/ how does this image make you feel?
2 first downsZero 3rd down conversions
>>158273299Purdy is too nice for that
>>158273270Yeah, except Seattle's not even making the playoffs this year.
>>158273288what
I just ate a whopper
Niners fans are all weeaboos.
/Vikings/ report in
>>15827330949ers are basically the Cowboys and Steelers, living off of past glory and copium.
>>158273299Also i forgot, go cowboys!
>>158273282no tiebreakers implies they need outside help they are 2-0 in the division with wins over the other 4-2 teams.
Our defense is actually worse in the second half btwLike, WAY worse
>>158273323turn around
>>158273270I mean I would smash my TV too if I live in NPC gray scale house.
>>158273330https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/84755707/#84755745https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/74846577/#74846612
>>158273297my big titty gamer raging clockwife
https://youtu.be/V13xXBzlpHs?si=TIfnKh9PJMJIYqTl
>half the crowd already went home
>>158273325the real artist are dropping like flies, AI made them quit. Now danbooru, twitter, pixiv, and danbooru are flooded with fake artist pretending they're not using AI
>>158273323yeah
remember when half the population thought eating horse paste and drinking bleach was a viable solution to a respiratory virus? Lmao. >”vaccines don’t work!”pathetic.
how the FUCK did this work bros?she's the one on the right btw
>>158273330All fans of California teams are weebs
>>158273330no wonder you're all so fucking unlikeable
>>158273337Nah they've actually maintained relevance, they've got 7 NFCCG appearances in the past 15 years. The cowboys haven't made one since before the ravens existed. The niners are chokers, not has-beens.
>>158273331This is our year
>>158273323Yes I have a milf/gilf fetish have fucked so many too and they are always foxed
>>158273355There are still plenty of real artists.The problem is all they draw is gachashit and vtumorshit so nobody is drawing cute anime girls.
>>158273247I'm going with the Giants
Who's this Ethiopian child playing QB for the skins?
>>158273287kek whoreo the dumb wolfwhore
The fuck is Green doing, he was godly last game but has gotten burned twice now
Laura Rutledge? More like Laura SLUTledge lmao!!!
Crazy how so few people make it to their seats before halftime kickoff
>>158273360Because you're probably good looking
>>158273360No fucking clue man. Women are usually used to insanely low effort shit so sometimes it doesn't take much. Good luck.
>>158273339No, tiebreakers implies they're tied for the division and need stats other than wins to decide who's actually in the lead. The browns are winning those tiebreakers, but they need to have more wins to get sole possession of the lead.
rolling for fumble or interception
>3rd RB carryMy name is David Blough and I fucking HATE running the ball because I think I'm sooooooooooo smart I can scheme WRs open at will
>>158273330So what
Wtf was that lmao
>>158273368>There are still plenty of real artists.I wouldn't trust any artist unless they have old art that predates AI
how long til RG5 gets benched
>comedies
How does this even happen? Anyone have the Kenny Pickett one too?
We need a conplete and total shutdown on NFC East prime time games until we can figure out what the hell is going on. Do something Goodell
jayden daniels fucking SUCKS
a Drake Mayian pass
Just remembered Oakland had the Atheltics, Raiders, and Warriors at one point then lost them all.
>>158273359yeah, I remember, we're so fucked
>>158273330You can't be serious posting this Touhou shit and saying that
>>158273403Saw a DB closing on his target and tried to squeeze it
daniels looks like he's about to cry
>>158273394I mean if you know what to look for it's pretty easy to identify AI art.
Holy shit, he called for the Field goal AFTER the failed 4th down. This is hard to watch
>>158273403nuqbs with tiny hands who have never practiced pumpfaking deciding in the last millisecond that they dont want to throw it
alright I'm ragequiting if they don't score on this drive.
>>158273413And it's fucking Hilarious.
>>158273429See ya man
Why does rg4 pretend to be japanese
Is Jayden Daniels Japanese?
>JUST RUN INTO THE GUY TRYING TO SACK YOU
this is sad
>>158273426Christ
Redskins fucking suck.
SACKED
There is a serious problem with a lack of competitive games this year.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>158273366When the Vikes trade for Jonathan Taylor
saaaacked
This is tragically comic or comically tragic
>>158273330
Is that Mykell's 1st sack ever?
Lol alright this game is over
>>158273254Wow, anon, you made him shut up, good work
If I see Evans even approaching the field I want him handcuffed to the bench
Total Redskin death
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCKED
75 should get some credit for that sack lmao, straight up pushed 98 into Daniels
>theyre going to pay this scrawny useless nigger 60 mill a year
>>158273360Tell her >lets engineer a structure just the two of us with me on top
>>158273447Nigga we just had 4 straight prime time games go to overtime
Cocksucking Yahoo is now not allowing adblockers. FUCK YOU COCKSUCKERS I WANNA SEE MY FANTASY STATS!
I don't understand what an achilles soreness is
>>158273430They’re an unserious sports city
That O Line is ready to fight and die for their legendary Godlike QBPossibly the most beloved QB in the NFL
>>158273418Momji and Reimu are Chiefs-coded.
This shit is hard to watch man. That OLine makes my Packers look good
this game is so bad im going to go jerk it to tranny porn
Jayden Daniels is still a great quarterback but you can tell he’s a lot more cautious after his injury. Give him about 2 more years and he’ll be a league MVP.
>>1582734411/4 Japanese
>>158273470Fantasy football is gay
>>158273470Brave
>>158273426Holy fuck this dude is an idiot
My ninnies are unstoppable.
>4th & 20weed lol
...are the eagles, in their current state, still the best NFC east team?
>>158273413To add insult to injury, Oakland should have been the home of the Valkyries.
>>158273491Ugh, imagine how much it smells in that room of mascara and foundation.
>>158273389roodypoos naming their children is truly one of the highest forms of comedy
>>158273479When the cumhanders have the ball you are already watching tranny porn
The aerial shots of Paris during the game are gonna be so funny
>>158273494Still somehow the soibois but that's really not saying much and won't amount to anything
>>158273426He knows it's over anyways. Probably shows up to the building like twice a week
>>158273426lol he mightve gotten confused because daniels threw it away
>>158273494Somehow JJ McCarthy led Giants are
>>158273494It's easily the Giants then the Cowboys and they're both horrible
>>158273494Yeah thats why Sirianni is keeping his job
>>158273494That would be the Giants when N9NE is playing
>>158273426I hope this gets national attention and is not forgotten because this is a blowout (so far)
>>158273501Ephesians is a book of the bible
>>158273482he actually put his arm out on that last sack like he can't stop threatening the elbow snap
I'm not sold on Purdy. Tranahan's system is so good it doesn't give Purdy a chance to fail. It's like Sean Payton's training wheels he puts on Bo Nix, except its more yards.
>guardians formerly indians and commanders formerly redskins are both losing
>>158273517Fuck off
>>158273513>defending Dan 28-3 Quinn
>>158273491Still very early in the season, my mans
>>158273389Literary ass name
>>158273530Then you haven't actually been watching Purdy at all over the last 4 years, he's been playing excellent.
This match would be better with more white players
>>158273531They picked the wrong name
>>158273530lol
>>158273454Chiefs mindfucked this anon and now he's obsessed with them.
>>158273473>They’re an unserious sports cityAnd they lost 2/3 of their teams to Fucking Las Vegas.
Don't change the team name. Ever
>>158273519he goes by 8IGHTEEN(9x2) now. twice as dangerous
>>158273536>defending lol no im not. Idk what's worse, throwing it away on 4th or thinking your QB threw it away on 3rd but its actually 4th
Time to go try Taco Bell's Milk Bar Birthday Cake Empanada
Ronnie Lott mah Tecmo Super Bowl nigga to control on D.
Has a coach ever been fired mid-game? It's time.
Hmmm they didn't mention the owner
>>158273534he's right tho
>>158273558There is a 100% correlation to getting caught with a hooker and winning a Superbowl so far
>Got a text from my father>He's very excited because he needs 1 more point from Mike Evans to win this week in fantasy>He's not watching the game because he's watching baseballoh dad... im sorry
9ers need to run the ball more so I can be in bed ASAP
>>158273491She moggs them all
>>158273523It's also the name of the people that came from an ancient city, retard. It's like naming your child "Americans" or "Londonians".
>>158273516>>158273508>>158273514Eagles without Sirianni >>>>>> Giants with Dart > Eagles with Hurts > Giants with Jameis > Eagles now > Cowboys > Commanders
Dan Quinn felt like Ron Rivera anyways retread both losing a Super Bowl with a MVP QB and everything
McCaffery really hit the hole hard tonight
>>158273491name one team the commanders have been able to stop lol. even when they got lucky against the seahawks they gave up 437yds and 31pts
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>>158273575You forgot Giants with 92
I hate being a redskins fan
>>158273577have you seen his wife?
is anyone else tired of being alone? I’m 29 and my girlfriend walked out on me 8 months ago, I work as a fry cook and have nothing going on in my life. Should I just join the military?
Please just run it Kyle...
>>158273577Thats why Joe Buck makes millions and Troy is a seething bitch
>>158273569How do you think cities got their names retard
If Purdy was the Bills qb they would have won a SB by now
>McCaffery's really hitting the hole hard tonight
>>158273569>It's like naming your child "Americans" or "Londonians".Or Corinthians or Galatians. It's normal to give kids Bible names
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>>158273587At least she didn't run out.
>>158273606i named by daughter Khaleesi
>>158273558>>158273563A man can’t even fuck a cheap hooker in a trailer park these days without being harassed by the man? What’s the charge? Fucking a crackhead whore? A succulent crackhead whore?
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>>158273584You just know
>>158273568sick fuck
>>158273587Get into a trade asap, like an electrician or elevator mechanic. 29 is still young but you’re running out of time. You’ll blink and you’ll be 39. Research programs and opportunities near you tonight.
Why is everyone killing