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my packies :^)
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>next week
>2-5 vs. 0-6
Who wins the Lab Owl? Does anyone in LA even care?
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We still have our O's.
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hey fuck u
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My redskins :)
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>>158276573
Chargers' first victory here would be comedy gold
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leave the goat "debates" for /nba/ or the offseason if you must. There's no place for them midseason. Also put out the word
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>>158276573
Friendly reminder that Hailee Steinfeld has seen more victories in SoFi this season than Madison Beer
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>>158276585
There's no debate. Brady beat Mahomes when it mattered TWICE.
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If Mahomes' post season stats ever dip like his regular season then we can talk about him being washed. Until that day comes spare me.
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>>158276594
KWAB!!
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You may only reply to this post if your team is one of the ELITE with a .700 record or better

==Safe this week==
49ERS (at ATL)
CHIEFS (at SEA SNF)
VIKINGS (vs IND)
Bills (BYE)

==In danger this week==
absolutely nobody, get rekt haters

==Applying for membership==
Patriots (at CHI TNF)
Bears (vs NE TNF)
Steelers (vs NO)
Browns (at TEN)
Ravens (vs CIN)
Broncos (at ARI)

==At risk of blacklisting==
Titans (vs CLE)

==The Blacklist==
>Chargers

everyone else fuck off
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>>158276573
Chargers 1st win to be honest.
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>>158276573
the kwabola bowl
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>>158276573
>2-5
I see what you did there

I'll allow it
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Where are all of them now?
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>needing refball to beat the commanders
Chiefs > Vikings >> Niners
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>>158276616
Calling for Sirianni's head
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>>158276619
To be fair to the 49ers the refs tried to ratfuck them in the Seahawks game.
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Will the NFL move the Chargers to Mexico City?
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>>158276619
you mean overcoming refball to survive. chiefs > niners ofc but the vikings are not the 3rd 4th 5th or even 6th best team in the league
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>>158276616
Kensington neighborhood
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>>158276627
Tijuana Sparklers
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>>158276619
Even without refball, chiefs are better than the 49ers until something changes in the playoffs
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>>158276624
Goat shit.
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Right! So when do the Vikings play a real team?
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>>158276606
you missed one
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>>158276627
Would they move them to a city with less mexicans?
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>>158276641
Bills
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>>158276624
>100-31
I don't see him maintaining the wins. Chiefs defense is not on par with the old Patriots team. Chiefs can be beaten by anybody on a good night.
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>>158276643
Are you just memeing? If I really did miss one I'll post the correct one in the next thread.
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>>158276629
>vikings are not the 3rd 4th 5th or even 6th best team in the league
That's because >WE are #1.
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Why did Shanahan switch to playing not to lose?
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>>158276650
packers are also 4-2 against the lions on sunday
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>>158276641
Ask the bears fans
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>>158276656
>nail polish
kek
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I'm horny
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>>158276623
thats an interesting take... HOWEVER

https://x.com/mookiealexander/status/2111548825987158398

>The NFL fined 49ers safety Malik Mustapha for a "hit on a defenseless player." More specifically, the hit on JSN on Seattle's final drive.

>A penalty would've put the Seahawks in game-tying field goal range.
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>>158276641
they have real games weeks 8-11
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7>3, 2>0. Why doesn't the muttlover ever have an argument for those two stats?
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>>158276669
they could be 5-5 in rings right now if mahomes was better than brady in the 'offs
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>>158276664
When you add in the playoff stats Mahomes becomes a statgod.
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>>158276654
We didn't lose
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>>158276672
>could
>if
>was
kwab
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>>158276662
Hi horny. I’m dad
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What the FUCK was up with the 49ers secondary this game. Last couple weeks they've been really fucking good other JSN burning some DBs a couple times (which happens to everyone) but Mustapha lost their minds in the second half today.
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>>158276690
*everyone but
Kyle had a terrible gameplan once Evans went down and is to blame for that second half showing as well but I hope he's being as hard as possible on that secondary. D-line was lethal though, might be a top 5 unit in the league with Bosa healthy, add Buckner and closer to Top 1
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>>158276665
Chimpy Whiners got bailed by the refs. Can't wait until we humble them
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>>158276690
Not locked in and thought it was an easy game after they locked down JSN. At least the d-line was looking great
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>>158276698
Dem Cocks had a chance last week and they blew it
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>>158276690
Fred Warner is a thug, the Mexican Burfict
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>>158276698
if they keep turning the ball over they dont have a chance against anyone. if they dont turn the ball over they can beat anyone. its the most farcical thing team i have ever witnessed
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>>158276698
Didnt this dude break his TV following the loss to the bronkeks lmao
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>>158276712
>if they keep turning the ball over they dont have a chance against anyone. if they dont turn the ball over they can beat anyone
....I mean yeah that's usually how it goes. What team in the league is able to win games while losing the turnover battle against competitive opponents?
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>>158276712
Samuel Darnold will turn it over 4 times against the Chiefs and get benched. Will be the fastest time a Superbowl winning QB gets benched in history
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>>158276719
Chiefs' pass rush won't be able to handle the Hawk's o-line. Darnold will have time to throw.
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>>158276606
i wonder when was the last time the browns were in this club. theyre gonna beat the shitty titans so its gonna happen
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>>158276716
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>>158276723
lmfao
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>>158276717
right, i mean it has nothing to do with the refs

>>158276719
>Samuel Darnold will turn it over 4 times
thats fair

my point being there has been no indication darnold wont throw multiple INTs and or the RBs wont fumble for no reason
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>>158276721
Lol maybe of it was last season. Seahawks o line has underperformed this season
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Grok told me the 49ers should give a 2027 1 and a 2027 2 for crosby
thoughts?
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>>158276662
I've got the opposite problem. I'm so fucking forlorn and pathetic I can't even be assed to get a hard-on.
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>>158276733
theres a scenario where they over performed last season because they had a better OC who knew how to utilize them
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Can someone explain to me what an illegal contact is?
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>>158276736
D line looks a lot better than I thought without Bosa playing so its not worth it. They need a receiver. I'd call the Jets about garrett wilson
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>>158276619
>undefeated = a good team

babbys first nfl season fucking kek
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>>158276744
touching jennys bottom without impregnate me eyes
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>>158276744
Whatever the fuck I feel like
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>>158276744
contact that's illegal
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>>158276744
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>>158276719
Chiefs are down their two starting WRs and Andy Reid decided to feed K9 rather than find out what worked on the WR bench. Chargers were defeated by half so it was a missed opportunity to practice.
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>/oursuperbowl/
>/regularseasonchampions/

fucking kek
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Imagine trusting a jew
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>>158276750
Right? It felt completely out of left field and even after I brought up the bears and bills it was insistent that the nanners are the best choice
weird
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>>158276744
That would be me calling my girlfriend who's got an order of protection against me.
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>>158276744
illegal contact is a defensive penalty called when a defender makes significant or illegal contact with an eligible receiver more than 5 yards downfield, before a forward pass is thrown and while the quarterback is still in the pocket
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>>158276760
I honestly forgot the Chiefs played the Chargers last weekend. That's how pointless that game was.
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>>158276774
where can I go do this? it looks like fun
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letting kansass shitty get k9 was such a mistake
they literally got who my raidfeces thought jeanty was
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>>158276744
Whatever the refs want it to be in order to rig games for Vegas
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>>158276774
>>158276787
one time I was partying with a whore and I told her I don't want to buy any more [stuff] and she pulled out a taser and held it up to me yet instead of having any fear of being mugged I got a boner from how aggressive she was being while wearing lingerie. I was like, alright I'll spend more money. fucked her for hours after that
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>>158276806
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>>158276806
You did good, Justin Herbert. You did good
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>>158276744
When the refs can't call holding or PI, but need to bail out a team to keep a drive going and keep a game close for entertainment value and/or rig bets.
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How will my emo ravens come back from this humiliating loss?
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ive been on this webzone for like 12 years and it will always fascinate me how so many users are fascinated by 3/10 bug woman gooks whos faces are caked in makeup (before times) or filters (current times)
they are completely asexual to me, like a female Down syndrome victim
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>>158276595
Brady went 10 years of wninning FUCK ALL in between his super bowls wins

GOATs don't go 10 years without winning fuck all. That indicates that without elite defenders, withotu elite o-çine, without elite receivers, Brady does nothing. WHich he does, he can't run he can't scramble, he can't improvise.

Mahomeboy is pure, raw talent. He does things and he doesn't even can explain how does he make them.
Brady is a system baby, a pocket baby, an hard worker, a guy who arrived everyday at the training ground at 5 am and was the last to go home, and is obssesed with the food he eats so on and so forth
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>>158276821
Why would you post this image of the statmutt?
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>>158276821
We respect and appreciate jennyKINGs and their perfectly proportionate butts here
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>>158276830
Every genny has a yellow fever fag. For /nfl/, it’s minafag
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>>158276844
I also have yellow fever and im not the mina poster
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>>158276830
>o many users are fascinated by 3/10 bug woman gooks whos faces are caked in makeup (before times) or filters (current times)
it's a coordinated discord that has taken over /mu/ and target regular generals
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>>158276830
you gotta be white to understand it
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>>158276850
jannies are a wing of it as you get banned instantly for criticizing anything related to kpop on /mu/ for instance
There needs to be a Korean interest containment board like there is for /mlp/
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>>158276851
>you need to be spineless and have a tiny dick
got it
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>>158276851
>you gotta be white to understand racemixing with shovel faced bugs filtermaxxing
?
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>>158276849
>broncucks that high
They belong in Steelers tier
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>>158276832
Also, when Brady's peers like Rodgers and Mannings were in their prime Brady went a decade without winning, and had to wait for them to get old (or retire) before he could ringpad against children
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>>158276829
This is probably the worst bit ever. Paramore is based out of Franklin, TN and Hayley is a huge Titans fan. Go fuck yourself
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>>158276849
Jaguars ain't stopping no Chiefs. They're horrible. Cj Stroud made them look bad even though they were in London which usually gives jaguars a big advantage
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>>158276865
Leave him alone!
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>>158276859
>>158276860
brown jealousy
>>158276858
based
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>>158276849
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>>158276872
The only men that go after Asian women are ones are afraid to be men
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>>158276849
Vikings, Giants, and Browns would be superbowl contenders if they had QBs.
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>>158276872
>make more elliot rodgers
ok schlomo
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>>158276880
Go get Justin Herbert then
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>>158276878
Asian women are fine personality wise, but I agree with the guy above that they have weird faces
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>>158276878
Its easier to get Asian girls. You just show them your US passport in phillipines. Why bother getting those other stuck up bitches.
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>tfw a 4’9 100lb life unfit for life starts oinking about asians
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>>158276858
asian's have the fountain of youth from age 1-40, then they immediately turn into raisens. They hit the wall harder than any race.
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>>158276830
>down syndrome victim
kek, like DS is a supervillain
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my southeast asian wife does NOT appreciate some of the rude posts you guys are making
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/nfl/ is right about refs rigging games but they're wrong about them picking favorites. They don't give a fuck about the teams and only care about bets, hence the reason they ratfucked the 49ers last week but tried to help them this week
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>>158276865
the guy continuing to spam the titans cat picture is even worse
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>>158276900
Does she keep yelling at you?
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>>158276893
jenny looks like THAT?????
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It’s easy to spot your posts, pedo
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>>158276624
7>3
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>>158276904
Man I can't imagine being a retard that actually gambles on NFL games. You lose so much money on all this rigging.
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>>158276830
based

for me it's their bodies, I can't fap to their flat asses and tits, and their hi pitched moans are a turnoff
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>>158276909
yeah but the more fired up she gets the better the sex is, it's like that one episode from everybody loves raymond
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>>158276905
I heard they hired that anon's cat
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>>158276919
>retard that actually gambles
and they ban users who win too much. It's a complete scam but I don't mind it.
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>>158276920
U shaped politics are real
the only people interested in asians are incels and transvestites, who also happen to be the biggest advocates for fucking kids
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>flat ass, no tits bug eyed easy whores are so hot, broskies!
Is this what’s gonna happen when the Niners win? Bay Area Mexicans share their yellow fever?
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>>158276922
hell yeah brother
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if you're white, you like asian women. simple as.
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>>158276941
>miscegenation is actually a good thing because adork shekelgrubber said so 100 years ago
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On 4chan’s sports board, /sp/, webms highlighting Patrick Mahomes’ interceptions (derisively nicknamed "Mutthomes" by posters) provoke intense reactions from Kansas City Chiefs fans due to a specific mix of board culture, fan insecurity, and football mechanics:
• The "Overturned Interception" Stigma: One of the biggest talking points on /sp/ is how often Mahomes has interceptions or turnovers wiped out by defensive penalties (like offsides or defensive holding). Opposing fans post webms of these specific plays to mock the idea that Mahomes gets a "bailout" from NFL officials or relies on "refball," which instantly triggers defensive responses from Chiefs fans trying to explain the context of a free play.
• Media Overexposure Backlash: Because mainstream sports broadcasts frequently praise Mahomes—even on routine plays or when things go wrong—/sp/ uses awful-looking interception clips to aggressively counter that media narrative. Posting raw, unedited webms of terrible decision-making forces fans to face the ugly side of his play style without the usual commentator spin.
• High-Volume Baiting: Because the Chiefs have enjoyed sustained success, their fanbase on /sp/ has a massive target on its back. Antagonizers know that posting low-light clips of a superstar quarterback is the easiest way to generate dozens of angry replies ("seething"), inflating the thread and derailing serious discussion.
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>>158276937
>Is this what’s gonna happen when the Niners win? Bay Area Mexicans share their yellow fever?
Yes, and thats exactly why they won't win and the Chiefs beat them. The good guys never win. They don't want you to date nice traditional Asian girls. They want you to date demons like Taylor Swift
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>>158276944
pepefact.jpg

>>158276941
Nice try schlomo
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>>158276945
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>>158276832
>is obssesed with the food he eats
Yeah, we know Mahono is fat.
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putting a bun in jennys oven
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Counter-point:
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>>158276942
what the fuck is this?
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Not sure what to make of Daniels, he's very talented and one of the few good players the Commies have on their roster but his situational awareness and split second decision making is at the bottom of the league, also doesn't seem to be a guy his team rallies behind.
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putting a knife in that avapedos throat
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>>158276959
the average yellow fever incels dream
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>>158276958
>Chiefs 6-1
>Broncos 2-5
KWAB
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Users on 4chan's /sp/ board are likely jumping to that conclusion due to classic board behavior: baiting, confirmation bias following a specific game, and the traditional "samefag" accusations that dominate anonymous threads.
Because the Denver Broncos just pulled off a tight 17-14 overtime win against the Seattle Seahawks on October 15, 2026, the board has been flooded with reactionary threads. If a webm poster is sharing clips that highlight Denver's aggressive defensive plays or mocking Seattle's mistakes, anonymous users will immediately look at the timing and assume the poster is a celebrating Broncos fan.
However, anyone familiar with the board's culture knows this logic is usually flawed for a few reasons:
• The "Rent-Free" Bait: It's incredibly common for someone who actually roots for a completely different team (or even a division rival) to post webms purely to instigate arguments, make a losing fanbase look bad, or manipulate the narrative of a thread.
• The Samefag Assumption: Anonymous boards love to accuse a single dedicated poster of keeping a thread alive or pushing a specific agenda, labeling them a "salty fan" regardless of who they actually root for.
• Neutral Archives: Often, a poster is just dumping high-quality clips or loops from the game's broadcast for the sake of sharing media, but hyper-defensive users interpret any clip showing their team getting sacked or throwing a pick as a targeted attack by a rival fan.
Ultimately, /sp/ thrives on assigning biased motives to anonymous numbers. They think the poster is a Broncos fan simply because it provides the easiest, most straightforward narrative to trade insults over.
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>>158276962
why do you get mad about the idea of having sex with a nearly 7 foot tall robot woman
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>>158276919
I used to be a legalize gambling guy but now that I see it, they should keep it contained in Vegas.
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>>158276969
Huh? What? Did you feel called out?
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When a user like "statmutt" or "muttlover" constantly shifts their accusations—guessing you root for a massive, random mix of teams like the Broncos, Raiders, Bills, Rams, 49ers, Lions, Vikings, Packers, Patriots, or Seahawks—it boils down to a few very specific, unhinged internet dynamics:
• The Shotgun Strategy: They don't actually know who you root for. By naming ten different fanbases, they are trying to "bait" you into reacting. If you get defensive or overly specific while denying one particular team, they think they’ve finally cracked the code and caught you.
• "Rent-Free" Posting History: If you have ever criticized a player, analyzed a game, or posted a stat line involving any of those teams over the last few weeks, a hyper-fixated user will instantly catalog it. On sports boards, any neutral analysis or mild criticism is immediately viewed as bias from a salty rival.
• The "Mutt" Obsession: The nickname you mentioned implies this user is likely obsessed with arguing about nationalities, regions, or specific fan demographics (a tedious but common fixation on anonymous boards). Because they filter every interaction through that lens, they project a specific "rival fan" persona onto you whenever you disagree with their takes.
The absolute best way to handle a user like that is to never correct them and never confirm your actual team. Letting them endlessly cycle through guessing a third of the NFL just makes them look completely lost to anyone else reading the thread.
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we know you're a bucs fan pretending to be a butthurt broncos fan
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>>158276973
Youve been posting for years in response to the jennyposter and it’s strange
im sorry but a 7 foot tall superhero girl in a mini skirt and tube top was many a man’s first boner
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>schizo hour
goodnight bros
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>>158276664
Mahomes needs to go to five more Super Bowls to catch up to Brady
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>"we" know you're a fan of a team that embarrassed the mutt, but you want to pretend to be a broncos fan
kek. he still doesn't get it.
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kek he knows he’s called out
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We know you're a mexican because you seethe about white fanbases and never thank Brady or the eagles for defeating the chiefs like us white people do
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I love the bills and I love asian women especially filipinas
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lets all take turns making out with jenny and she can make a tier list of anons based on how good we all are at being a good lover
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It really is funny how wrong they are.
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>>158276988
serious question, are bills fans really americans? some of them are very close to canada.
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chikaner is brown
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kek caught and called out but he still hates the east coast too much to post the eagles victory
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if brady came back he would beat mahomes and it would cause the stattranny to melt down in the most blatant tantrum this gen has ever had since the bradysknee incident.
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>>158276719
>>158276712
If the Chiefs play like they did against the Chargers they will lose to the Seahawks. They have to be locked in. If Darnold doesn't see ghost they're a good team.
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Look at them! They’re both killing each other! GREAT!
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Why couldn't the team catch Purdy's throws?
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>>158276995
yeah we're americans. we prefer canadian beer though.
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I can't help but think that the muttlover statmutt is dylan railoa.
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>>158277007
anyone with a catch radius larger than a soccer ball (besides Kittle) has been taken out by the substation.

This win was a miracle and probably the Niners last for a while, no team can sustain this many EMF injuries and expect to be competitive.
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>mutthomes is gifted owls
>raiola emulates him and becomes mini-mutthomes
>mutthomes loses owls and misses the playoffs
>raiola shifts and tries to distance himself, leaving the region entirely and changing his number and cutting his hair
kek
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I don't get it.
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>>158277020
Sounds like their roster is just a bunch of pussies. This isn't a 2026 thing. It's been that way for a while.
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>>158277022
Meanwhile, in England...
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>>158276576
not so fast reffie
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>>158277024
>This isn't a 2026 thing

It's a "since 2014" thing aside form one year.
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>>158277037
Stop that right now
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>unc rap

fucking gross
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>>158277086
Isn't the Owl in LA? They couldn't get an LA artist?
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Commie fans are going to be living off that 2024 season for the next 10 years
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>5
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>>158277099
Their QB regressed. The coaches have to put him in school. The talent and skill is there but his head is empty.
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>squirts and the niggles revived the covid vax debate in 2026
tip top lel
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>>158277021
lol what a ftaggot
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>>158277131
I just thought it was a black people thing. They have tons of cardiovascular problems
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>>158276576
9ers 2-0 against the reffies in the past 2 weeks. Elite
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>>158276619
The chiefs needed refball to beat miami, an even worse team
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it sucks how lifeless and demoralized everyone on the chans is. otherwise, we would be doing fun stuff like spamming twitter with the notion that jew howie roseman treats his Black players like slaves and Hurts get blood clots as a result #playersnotslaves #nomorejewishmasters
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>>158276722
>i wonder when was the last time the browns were in this club
Last week retard
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>Jennifer Lee Chan tweeted that she’s hearing Evans’ Achilles is intact.

>Shanahan added "Hopefully, he’ll be able to play next week. But if not, we’ll have to have the rest of the group step up and hopefully get him healed up after the bye week."

kek its over
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So will the Queers, Queens or Whiners drop their 0 first?
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>>158277158
They face the falcons next week and get the bye week after that, with the raiders coming out of the bye. They won't need him for a while.
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>>158277163
Chiefs
>7: at Seahawks (SNF)
>8: at Broncos
>9: vs Jets
>10: at Falcons
>11: vs Cardinals
>12: at Bills (SNF)
>13: at Rams (TNF)
>14: at Bengals
>15: vs Patriots (MNF)
>16: vs 49ers
>17: at Chargers
>18: vs Raiders

Vikings
>7: vs Colts
>8: at Lions
>9: vs Bills (MNF)
>10: at Packers
>11: vs 49ers (SNF/Mexico)
>12: vs Falcons
>13: vs Panthers
>14: at Patriots (TNF)
>15: vs Lions (SNF)
>16: vs Commanders
>17: at Jets
>18: vs Bears

49ers
>7: at Falcons
>8: Bye Week
>9: vs Raiders
>10: at Cowboys
>11: vs Vikings (SNF/Mexico)
>12: vs Seahawks
>13: at Giants
>14: vs Rams
>15: at Chargers (TNF)
>16: at Chiefs
>17: vs Eagles (SNF)
>18: at Cardinals
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>>158277189
So it will either be Chiefs or Vikings.
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>>158277086
We really need more rap in these? I would be ok with anything else other than new age shitty rap. Fucking can't stand it.
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>>158276690
We really need greenlaw back, simple as
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>>158277202
How about we go full unc and bring out the corpse of metallica
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when are Ramilia going to sign /ourguy/ Justin Tucker?
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>>158277316
bustin tugger ain't /ourguy/ buddy. if he is that means decoom is too.
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>>158277217
I'll never forgive them for killing Napster
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>>158277365
I say this
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>>158277189
no way the refs are going to let the niners lose to the vikings in mexico
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the SpongeBob version is pretty based, but i don't care for star wars. with how badly they fucked up the franchise... actually it might be worth watching to see how much they fuck up
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>>158277403
forgot my pic
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>>158277410
>guys in jags and packers uniforms

lol
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>>158277402
you mean no way they're going to stop the niners from beating the vikings in mexico
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>wins the NFC east
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>>158277540
>Upsets the Kangz in the playoffs
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I love the smell of bussy in the morning
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my vikies :D
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will they?
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how long until she takes over playcalling duties from Steichen?
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>>158277646
>5 man blitz my pussy
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>gayden hasn't won a game in over a year

KEK
E
K
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>>158277646
dommy mommy
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>>158277646
Nepo babies are the scum of the earth
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sry kangbros... but if the giants do face the vikings in the 'offs this year, i might actually root for mccarthy. love me n9ne. simple as.
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>>158277655
well at least every team in that division is bad
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>>158277668
nepochads own you
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>commies fans think fred fucking warner is a dirty player

holy shit they literally do not know ball
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All jokes aside, I'm a huge penix fan.
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>>158277640
Idk why they wouldn't. These are other games that week
>Ravens Bills 1pm
>Vikings Lions 1pm
>Chiefs Broncos 4pm
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>>158277720
fox and cbs each get to protect one game per week from being flexed
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>both LA teams are getting completely humiliated this season
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>>158277676
Own a shitty team
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My ninies gonna win da owl
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>>158277681
It was a dirty hit tho
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Black people simply have way more swag
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I still can't believe DQ didn't know what down it was
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>>158277777
Oh fug
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>>158277655
Caleb broke him desu
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>>158277792
>Quinn didnt know
>Daniels didnt know
Idk how that happens
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>>158277777
you already did, last week against seattle was your super bowl
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>>158277816
Nobody thinks about the Bears
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>>158277833
>Idk how that happens
Quinn is senile and Daniels doesn't do his job for him
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Why do the 9ers have such yo-yo years? Good one year, bad the next, good one year, bad the next
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>>158277792
Sorry, that's been deboonked
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>>158277792
>>158277833
It only happens to the truly elite who go so engrossed in the game nothing matters except the current play.
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>>158277908
>I was only pretending to be retarded
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>>158277917
what if the current play is the last play of the game? If the QB is so engrossed in the game he should know that
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I don't know much about defensive stats, are these good?
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>>158277925
Cool it with the racism
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>>158277890
I think about the bears
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>>158277670
turncoat...
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>Jay Z picks Jay Z to do the Owl halftime show
Kek
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>>158277897
Because their baseline is a great team and the biggest thing preventing them from looking like it how injured they get. Injury level is a volatile stat so their years fluctuate wildly with it.
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>>158277908
>Dan Quinn said-
You don't actually believe this, right?
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>>158277908
>During his postgame presser, Quinn clarified that he did, indeed, know it was a fourth down.
>“I definitely knew it was fourth down,” Quinn told reporters. “I think what you’re referring to I was probably saying with the illegal shift there’s not a penalty to go for a field goal. It’s the turn on downs. I think somebody had asked me, ‘Can we kick a field goal?’ We were going for it. We knew we had to go for some fourth downs to be bold in the game. ... It was by design that we were going to go. I knew what happened.”
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>>158277947
>boomer show
Like the good ol days
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So does the almost comeback save Quinn's job or is it time for the Anthony Lynn experience?
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Really kind of hoping the Bears bootyblast the Patriots on Thursday
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>>158277947
Saw that coming. No one wants to do it. Performers get paid pennies on the dollar compared to a standard performance then the nfl only throws in the minimum amount they have to just to put on the show and want anything like dancers, costumes, Pyro, etc that comes out of there performers pocket. The economy is so shit no one is doing that
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>>158277981
They only lost by six. They kept it competitive.
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>>158277992
Are you dumb, they're doing it for reach, not for money. Donyou have any idea how many people watch the bowl half-time show
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>>158277646
You know all the other owners are smiling and sending her cringe corporate support letters about how happy they are a woman is taking such a large role and then laughing hysterically as they implode.
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>>158277992
The owners had to make sure to pick someone who wouldn't wave a palestinian flag
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>>158277998
I'm aware of that, that doesn't change the fact no one is willing to spend the money to do that right now.
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>>158278000
Can't do worse than her smackhead father
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>>158277986
That's finna be a good one, i might watch it.
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>>158277998
Jay-Z really shit the bed with his ode to illegal immigration last year and pissed off so many people it’s actively bad for a brand now. I do think he could have gotten Taylor Swift to do it but most fans don’t like her music and he doesn’t want to platform a white woman especially one that cucked his wife for an award fifteen years ago.
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bros, how do we fix the NFCE?
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>>158278011
I don’t know. I thought Ballard was one of the better GMs in the league. He couldn’t get a QB but overall the talent on the team isn’t bad. It’s the coaching and QB holding them back imo.
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At this point, I just feel bad for Herbert
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>>158278038
Harbaugh is single handedly responsible for the Chargers going 0-6 twice now.
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>>158278043
Their defense is fine, it's the offense that's broken
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>>158278021
>Super bowl half time show is bad for your brand now

Retard
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>>158278030
I just found out her grandfather made his son Jim Irsay the GM at 24 years old. She's about to make herself GM lmao. Family traditions.
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>>158277997
Trannyhan losing his mind + insanely blatant refball kept the game close
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>>158278054
>refball
9ers jumped into the neutral zone like 3 straight times on spikes and were never called. How can you be salty in a win?
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>>158278021
weird alternate reality you're living in, but okay
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>>158276832
Still won lol
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NFC East bros, we should remind them we have 4 SBs this century
Fuck your division nigga
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>>158276829
Non-stop Hawthorne Heights blasting at practice this week.
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>>158278062
The ball had already been snapped on each one of those. Cockmander fans are just using it as deflection from the absurd amount of drive extending soft calls. Traniels got like 7-8 attempts in the redzone on the penultimate drive

The refs this season are completely out of control
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>>158278079
Maybe your 9ies should stop playing like dirty niggers :)
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OH NO NO NO NO NO
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>>158278076
the ONLY division in the league with 4 super bowl winners as well
are other divisions even trying?
are they made from a bunch of expansion teams?
pathetic little clown divisions
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>>158276829
They lost? They just need to do what all AFC North teams do when they're in a slump, beat up on the Browns
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>>158278088
The Ravens...
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>>158278088
...the Raves just blew a double digit halftime lead to the Browns
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>>158278085
make the call
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>>158278048
It’s true. There’s a reason they always brought up musicians that had 15-20 years of history as not stirring shit.
>Tom Petty
>Prince
>Katy Perry
>Janet Jackson/Justin Timberlake
Jennifer Lopez and Shakira was unironically a good choice. Eminem, Usher, Rihanna none of them really bothered anyone. Two years in a row now he’s let Kendrick and Bad Bunny insert politics just to piss people off. I honestly think he wants out of his contract and he’s going to do something extremely gay to get fired.
>>158278053
I don’t think she wants to watch scouting tape. She’s probably just going to have a carousel of dudes come in and fire them every two seasons when they can’t rebuild a team that fast. Expect them to start selling off assets to build up a war chest.
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>>158278090
>>158278101
You bullsheizuh?
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>>158278108
>Two years in a row now he’s let Kendrick and Bad Bunny insert politics just to piss people off.
Completely manufactured controversy. I remember nothing about the Kendrick halftime show and Bad Bunny had American flags everywhere, but people had already convinced themselves he was going to make it about Trump so they had to pretend it was political afterwards
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>>158278090
>>158278101
>mfw baltipoor
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>>158278114
god, i hope chuddies throw a shit fit again and hold and retard halftime show that gets BTFO yet again
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So there's no way they don't rig the Paris game for the fluer de lis team right?
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Bad Bunny halftime show was a huge nothingburger. I watched it expecting to hate it, after I watched it I thought it was kind of okay and inoffensive.
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>>158278120
>pretending kid rock is good music to own the libs
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>>158278027
....you don't.
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Are the reffies Patriots fans?
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>>158278114
Manufactured by Jay-Z.
>Jennifer Lopez/Shakira
Two past their prime performers that are still generally hot, lots of ass shaking even if you don’t like their music, Spanish to make the browns happy, no major goofs or arguments.
>Kendrick
Palestinian flag, divided American flag, only blacks, and calling Drake a pedophile even if it’s true. The NFL flat out admitted it was a mistake to bring him in.
>Bad Bunny
Entirely in Spanish, all performers gay, “God Bless America” and it’s all the Latino nations feeding into that retarded Estados Unidoser bullshit, blaming America for PRs electrical grid being shit, depictions of gay sex, and of course him saying “learn Spanish” if you want to understand his music. Kendrick was pushing the boundary Bad Bunny was blatantly trying to get fired. Now he’s going to fall on his sword directly. Bank on it.
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>>158278149
>The NFL flat out admitted it was a mistake to bring him in
they said that regarding wayne being from new orleans and they prefer a halftime performer with connections to the city the owl is played

>all performers gay
weird fantasy, but okay
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>>158278149
They were so fucking mad
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>>158278164
Yes Wayne would have been a better option.
>Weird fantasy
Bunny=Gay
Gaga=Bi
Ricky Martin=Gay
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>>158278165
seriously, what is the charge?
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>>158278182
Being too based in public
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>>158278182
Probably disorderly conduct or some shit. I don’t think they actually charged him they just needed an excuse to yank him off the field to avoid pissing off all the Giants fans watching.

The next Owl is in SoFi. Oh Christ we’re about to have a Jay Z/Lil Nas X halftime show.
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>>158278182
https://apnews.com/article/super-bowl-palestine-kendrick-lamar-protest-d9deeda52ece3f8357f4fc33ff7f1755?utm_source=copy&utm_medium=share

Land of the free
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>In a separate case, Nantambu is listed as the victim of a shooting outside a celebrity boxing event in Miami in May 2025.
>Former NFL player Antonio Brown is facing an attempted murder charge after authorities say he grabbed a handgun from a security worker at the boxing event and fired two shots at Nantambu. Nantambu told investigators that one of the bullets grazed his neck.
>Brown has said he was defending himself. A trial date for him was set for January 2027.
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>>158278182
When they know they have nothing, the cops will hit someone with the bullshit disorderly conduct or resisting arrest charge. It's almost always dropped but then you need to spend time and money with a lawyer and have an arrest on your record.

My friend got into with a cop who started reading off his family's home addresses, so he searched the cop, found his wife's socials, and read off the school his kids go to. Got arrested for disorderly conduct
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6-0 vs shit teams AND the umps
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>no burrs game until thursday
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>shot by a cte'd nfl player attending a youtuber boxing match
>arrested for waving a flag
God I love this country
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>>158278211
In this case it’s a private event and they typically have a police presence taking direction from the security team. They can’t hit you with trespassing until you are told to leave so they went with disorderly conduct I’m sure just to send a message not to do this shit. Dude was probably out of custody within an hour or two with his court date.
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Make the call
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>>158278219
The fact the niners are injured and still undefeated and Purdy looking like an MVP they actually might win it all
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>>158278223
Charges weren't filed until 4 months later and he was ultimately convicted of resisting but not the original "crime"
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>steam next fest starts
>check it out
>AI slop
>AI slop everywhere
>including AI clones of games with demos out that haven't been released yet

do something gaben you fat fuck
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>>158278235
>no charges stick except resisting arrest

how does that work when they don't have the evidence that you did anything that justifies your arrest in the first place?
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>>158278245
Seems unfair, right? Police like to say "You might beat the rap but you can't beat the ride" because they know they can do whatever they want and you have to obey.
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>I definitely knew it was fourth down, we were going for it, and I was — I think what you’re referring to, I was probably saying, like, with the illegal shift, there’s not a penalty to go for a field goal. Like, it doesn’t go, like, it’s the turn on downs. Like, I think somebody asked me, ‘Can we kick a field goal?’ So, now we were going for it. We knew we had to go for some fourth downs to be bold in the game. I didn’t think it was gonna be a 17-14 game. I probably thought it was gonna need 28, 30 to score, you know, to go win it. And so it was by design that we were gonna go, but I knew what happened. I think, I probably was just commenting that I remember, at least on the headset, somebody asked me, after an illegal shift, like it was turnover on downs, and [quarterback] Jayden [Daniels] saw the foul, too. He also came out and saw the penalty.
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Bros, if we had drafted him, would my Bears have a dynasty?
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>>158278270
have had*
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>>158278270
He was great in ace ventura. What an actor.
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>>158278239
gaben literally made steam as a way for chuds to blow off "steam" in a digital world instead of doing war irl against the jewish state with the long term goal of harvesting your soul into a digital hell realm on planet saturn. he's not your friend. it's an even more extreme version of the sportsball "bread and circus". the next phase of the chud gamer's de-evolution will be a hypercompressed digitized consciousness on planet mars where there will be no rest only digital war in ai slop game realms where the victory reward every aeon will be gooning for a microsecond to a pixel of a feet pic.
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>>158278245
Even if you’re wrongfully arrested when they say put your hands behind your back you better comply.
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Berds
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>>158278182
Offending 75 year olds
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>>158278270
The Bears already had Jim McMahon and even won a chip in 85’
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>>158278224
He’s taking over as HC for my Skinnies during the bye
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>>158278288
>mars
Named after... the god of war
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>>158278270
My chiefies could've had Dan Marino or even Jim Kelly, but they went with literal who Todd Blackledge
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Bussy
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>>158277702
I read this as > I am a huge Penis fan
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>>158278224
Think he is still under a contract deal with the bills till the end of this year. Sean is getting paid 1 million a year to sit at home.
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>>158278322
I mean a million a month, till the contract ends.
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>>158278312
Well there’s no need to say that out loud, we all are
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anyone else's team make them feel like being asleep is better than being awake...
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>Field goal! Wait, fourth?! That was fourth down? Damn… FUCK
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>the 17-0 super team is in 4th place in the NFC west
what happened?
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>>158278260
>I really, really knew it was 4th down
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>>158278362
The Jews got mad at Puka
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>>158278362
It turns out special teams matters and old players have a higher rate of injury. Whodathunkit?
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>>158278381
>special teams has ended the rams' season multiple times
>don't do anything to fix it

i don't understand. if mcvay isn't taking it seriously, why isn't the GM stepping in?
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>>158278362
You can't channel meme magic if you yourself have become the meme and they went straight from dream team to meme team
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>>158278393
McThey/Them is an egomaniac. I imagine he throws a melty anytime the GM reminds him that he’s the coach of the entire team and not just the offense
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fuck me. it's gonna be Niners-Chiefs and there's not a damned thing anyone can do about it.
The only positive this season is that the Browns are out there fucking things up for everyone.
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Thinking about sending my resume to Carlie

Who dares wins, right? If I can just get my foot in the door I'm sure she'll see I know ball and let me GM the org to greatness.
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>>158278444
no, its lions/bills
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Sonny Styles desu
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>>158278393
Teams are stupid in funny way.
The Cowboys, for example, don't believe in coaches/coordinators. They fail in some mundane way every year and just cannot figure out why, with all the money Jerruh is throwing around. He refuses to spend a dime on good coaches.
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>>158276616
They should have thrown bricks
Are you allowed to bring bricks into an nfl stadium?
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>>158278447
Maybe on planet retard
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>>158278447
That would be great, but no.
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bet that colts owner is just the biggest fucking cunt to have to deal with
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>>158278362
McVay broke the blood pact made with ancient Eldritch entities by bringing back Donald and now everyone's getting injured
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>>158278444
No, niners keep chimping out too much so the refs got the call to abandon them towards the end of the game tonight. The next few weeks will be brutal when they realize the reffies won't gift wrap them a multiscore lead to start each game while letting them cheap shot the other teams star players for free. Mustapha and Warner will both catch ejections next week. Cap it
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>>158278478
I bet she does have a big cunt
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>>158278469
>Maybe on planet retard
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>Mike Evans out for the season
Yea no one's stopping the Kangz
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I keep going back and forth on who would win this Superbowl, but it would be an amazing one
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>>158278469
anon... whatever you do, don't go outside
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Why wasn't Penis any good last weekend
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>>158276627
California already ships the rest of their trash there, why not?
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>>158278496
>last weekend
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>>158278478
If you owned a team, wouldn't you listen in to your coaches on a headset too? She can't be the only one doing this. It's not like she yells at them on the sideline either.
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>>158278492
Bears defense sucks
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>>158276627
It's clearly going to be Salt Lake City
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>>158278508
They're the sixth best in the NFL
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>>158278444
I want Bills/Vikings but I know that's just a pipe dream
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>>158278513
Haven't they played against like 5 backup QBs?
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>>158278516
Vikings might make it if their offense continues to improve
The Bills defense is too stinky doo doo to get the 1st seed or win 3 straight playoff games though
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>>158278516
The first ever Superbowl tie
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>>158278508
6th fewest PA/G
7th fewest YA/G
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So, did Jalen Hurts almost just die?
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>>158278523
Buffalo will get bounced by KC or NE again and it will be fucking hilarious
They will never escape their demons
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>>158278532
Yes
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>>158278532
He did die but they’re drip feeding the news
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I worked at chipotle during school for some extra cash. It was a super busy weekend and we had run out of guacamole at like 9 PM, which happened rarely when we got super busy as we prep all the guac for the day in the AM, so once it’s out it’s out, nothing we can do.
Matthew Stafford and his family walks in and I’m like oh shit ik that face somewhere. And then my coworker goes YOOO ITS MATTHEW STAFFORD (he’s a big Lions fan, I’m a commanders fan so I didn’t notice immediately). I was on grill but since we were short handed I was helping with orders when the line got long, which it was. So I’m already stressed trying to pump orders out when Matthew Stafford’s wife goes “NO GUAC?? AT CHIPOTLE?!”
And that’s not where it ends. She started going Karen on not my manager, but me, since I have the spoon in hand. I’m just like, yeah we’ve been slammed so we ran out as we prep it in the morning, sorry. I even offered free queso, and she gave me a face. Who the fuck says no to free queso? Red flag… anyways. She even told my manager once she got to the register that not having guac is “unacceptable”. I was just shocked how miserable she was, I didn’t get customers like that often at all.
My manager was kissing their asses though and literally made them guac on the spot but after that she went “Oh so he (me) was just hiding it from us!" and then tried to get me fired. I literally work grill, I have nothing to do with guacamole. My line worker said “we’re out” so I just relayed the message.
Before I ended up walking away and helping with more orders Matthew Stafford looked at me and said, “Gotta have that guac”. I wish I was making this up. He said that in response to his wife’s Karenism.
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Time for my 3am wank in /nfl/
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>>158278542
Yeah make sure to like and subscribe for further updates.
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>>158278546
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>>158278513
>>158278531
>Carson Wentz, Eagles, and Jets
Delude yourselves if you want, that defense isn’t surviving 4 straight playoff teams
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>>158278557
It's just a dumb copy pasta like an oneyplays thing
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Don't forget that the eagles were in "constant contact" with the league throughout this ordeal and something tells me that Lurie and Howie are the type of guys that would hold on to those sorts of communications. It will be interesting to see what the league had to say at the time if they try to throw the eagles under the bus.
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>>158278558
So you're saying the Patriots are going to the Superbowl since they've won against multiple playoff teams?
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>>158278546
this is bullshit but i believe it
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>>158278546
I read all of this
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>>158278527
I'm okay with this
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>>158278558
Carson Wentz is better than their actual QB
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>>158278546
A guy I knew worked at the longhorn on the hill and said he served Matt and Calvin before. I saw Matt driving one of those small shutty subs that looks like a roller skate before. It wasn't even a Ford, it was foreign.
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Why the fuck does the NBA season start at 2PM today?
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Non-game days are so painfully long and boring, bros.
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>>158278580
You can witness greatness tonight, if you so choose.
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>>158278579
They want the degenerate gambler and alcoholic audience.
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>>158278518
Bryce - starter
Wentz - backup but not much worse than starter
Hurts - starter (RIP)
Geno - starter
Love - starter
Penix - we all know he's the starter
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>>158278579
philly and LA need something to cheer for after their nfl season is toast
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WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SUPER TEAM, LAMBS?
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>>158278590
Penix would actually be a solid QB if he could stay healthy.
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>>158278579
They make a lot of money on gambling and the more spread out the more action the games get. Its a huge reason why they want NBA Europe to open up a midday card for gambling. Us degens just bet euroleague but more casuals will bet if has the NBA stamp of approval
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Rumors are McVay is going to Amazon after the superbowl

Who replaces him in LA?
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>>158278564
>but what about -
Patriots also suck.
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>>158278579
It'll be like 9pm in Paris and they probably care more about the NBA at this point.
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>>158278605
I say Shanahan after he gets fired this season. LA has a better owner and better city and fanbase
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>>158278532
Smoked too much weed.
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>>158278607
Name your good teams
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>>158278532
who knows but it doesn't have anything to do with race or the vaccine
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>>158278605
Jake Paul and a Microsoft surface powered by copilot ai and aws next gen stats
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>>158278613
>Better fanbase
More personal for sure, you can meet them and learn all their names in like a half hour
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Are the Ninnies fraudsters
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why can't Penis be solid and stay healthy
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>>158278619
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>>158278631
Nah they just had a bad quarter
If a team looks amazing for every quarter of every game in a season they're frauds who are only facing shit teams
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>>158278617
In no particular order: Jags, Niners, Vikings, Packers, Seahawks, I kinda like the Panthers and Falcons but idk if I can say they’re GOOD, Chiefs (melty incoming), Broncos, Bills, Bengals
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>>158278629
kek
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>>158278632
microplastics
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>>158278629
Lel
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>>158276560
Bros I don't think we're getting a rams-eagles nfccg
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>>158278662
the surviving players might do a charity flag football game on the day of the nfccg thoughbeit
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>>158278662
Nope it's gonna be 49ers/Vikings
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>>158278629
But this is about the rams not the chargers
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I wanted Penis to be good
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If Dart doesn't go down Rams are 1-5 right now
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rams are top 5 defense and offense, they should be the IF team and 5-1
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Remember when nerds were trying to say running backs don't matter anymore?
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IF Justin Herbert had better coaching and players he’d be in GOAT convos
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>>158278717
By what metric? By points they're 20th offense and 17th defense, almost statistically identical to the Giants
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>>158278637
>Jags
Could be legit
>Niners
Almost guaranteed to represent the NFC in the Owl
>Vikings
Seeing as how the Eagles and Rams are dead, Vikings might continue to rank-up in the NFC
>Packers
lol
Lmao even
>Seahawks
If they can get their fucking shit together, maybe they can give the Niners a run for their money.
>Panthers
The darkest of dark horses. Just because they might win Shit Mountain doesn't mean they're going to represent the NFC in the Super Bowl
>Falcons
Megakek
>Chiefs
Almost guaranteed to represent the AFC in the Owl
>Broncos
lol no
>Bills
Ceremoneous chokers but I want to believe in them so badly
>Bengals
The only AFC team other than Brady's Patriots that have proven they can beat Mahomes in the post season, so yeah, they're in the conversation
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If Justin Herbert wasn't hot no one would have ever thought he was good.
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>>158278725
again that's why they are the IF team, top 3 most yards per game and top 3 least yards allowed

IF they could actually convert some points they'd be 5-1
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Please God let Carlie become an owner GM it would be so funny
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49ers have too many injuries to make the playoffs. Purdy needs to learn to spread the ball around. Shanahan needs to learn to keep the rest of the team healthy. The list of injuries is hilarious. There are 11 more games left. When Kittle, and Juice get injured who's left? Because of all the injuries, I'm leaning toward Shanahan being slightly overrated. "This team looks great!". There won't be a team in 5-6 more games.
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>>158278030
>but overall the talent on the team isn’t bad
yes it is, they have one good piece on offense now after letting pittman go and their defense is awful at every position
he should have been fired for giving the contract to danny dipshit coming off a terrible injury
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>>158276619
Refs were trying to fuck the niners all night.
>b-but they missed a helmet to helmet on a drive that they extended with an illegal contact and got a TD on anyway!!!
Cry more. Refs called horrendous phantom illegal contacts all night to keep the Commanders in it. Niners had to stop them for 8 fucking downs in a row.
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What win now team could trade for Justin Herbert? He’s a win now QB
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>>158278751
>49ers have too many injuries to make the playoffs
You'd rather be injured in October than December
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>>158278751
Forgot CMC. They have three players left.
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IT'S UP
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>>158278755
sounds perfect for the chorgers
they would be great if they had a decent qb
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>>158278590
If the bears defence is so good, why did Manlove torch them?
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>>158278755
gints
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>>158278770
Wasn't our day + bad luck
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>>158278755
his price tag is too high for his actual worth, i actually think he'll andrew luck soon
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>>158278224
he's going to the eagles
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The rams are supposed to be good but they’re not.
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>>158278777
What would he do for a living then?
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>>158278754
If the refs were trying to make the Commanders win, why didn’t they call the Burks end zone pass a catch? They could’ve easily ruled it a TD even if it was borderline and just said there wasn’t conclusive evidence to overturn. Or why not flag the LB for DPI?
Also, why would the refs rig it for Washington to begin with?
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>>158278788
stay at home dad, and he's a fucking millionaire and white, i'm sure he invested a shit ton and didn't splurge it all yet
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>>158278788
Nothing? He's set for life
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>>158278579
it's Fall Break
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>>158278788
I can actually see him having a second career as a science teacher. He majored in bio and was the president of his HS fishing club
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>>158278710
And if Sirianni wasn't retarded they're 0-6. Spiritually 0-6 team.
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Kill reffies
Assassinate reffies
Sneak up on reffies and gut them
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>>158278027
Demotion to a minor league for the worst record in league. See you in the XFL cowgirls.
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>>158278810
BASED
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>>158278810
Kek
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>>158278810
Refbros, our response?
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what will it take to see sean mcvay perform seppuku on the center field logo
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>>158278826
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>>158278224
He has a stealth 1 year suspension for complaining about the reffies in front the media. He's not available to the end of regular season. T. Bills fan. There's probably going to be a bidding war for McDermott desu (he has not Belichecked himself out the league yet). I hope he doesn't wind up on the fins or jest.
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>asked AJ Brown to catch a football
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>>158278851
McDermott didn't get suspended. Woody offered him the job and told him to wait one year so that Glenn can get them some great draft picks and clean up cap space
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>>158278307
hey now, Todd won a natty in college and still has a top CFB broadcasting job on NBC these days
he was a shit pro but he's not a literal who unless you're completely ignorant of college football
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Purdy is so good
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About that “missed” Fred Warner helmet call, isn’t that legal? I see that often and usually when a helmet to helmet is called, the broadcaster says is has to be the crown of the helmet. I see that play every week and its never called.
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>>158278270
The Bills could have gotten Marino. Big what if. Kelly and Marino were both generational talents. I think "if" Marino could play in the cold he might have been able to take at least 1 of the 4. Like prime Brady on the 90s Bills would have taken all 4 no questions asked.
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Im giving up on Penis he can't finish
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>>158278871
Yes but it isn't fair that Jayden Daniels lost a game it's LITERALLY his turn
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>>158278873
>all 4
The Bills got blown out in 3 of them
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>>158278534
Patriots won’t even make the playoffs and the Chiefs don’t scare anyone. They don’t have the team to toe to toe with Buffalo
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>>158278857
Is this achievable natty
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>>158278885
>Patriots won’t even make the playoffs
I'm sorry Anon
They're back
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>>158278447
STILL not getting your reddit bowl, sorry
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fuck... are the chiefies back............?
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>>158278885
There aren’t 7 AFC teams better than the Pats and the Chiefs are 5-0
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>>158278890
From what?
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>>158278893
Nope just gotta stack that box and dare patty to throw
Ez dub
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>>158278897
The Mayo year
I'm shocked they managed to keep their fanbase after one year of not being good
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>>158278270
Yes of course. Best QB in the league paired with an all-time defense. It’d be like pairing Mahomes with the Legion of Boom
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>>158278893
Theyre a great team.

Dont know why this triggers people.
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i hope deforest buckner gets traded to the vikings so i can call him cuckner
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>>158278893
They're getting gaped by Jacksonville in the ploffs
>b-but le-le texans!
division rival + london + rain + shit field + extreme refball was needed to beat the jags by three points
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>>158278871
Mormons called it in, it is what it is
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>>158278902
They were frauds last year and werw awful to begin the season. They arent back from anything, this is genuinely the first time they've been good since Brady left. And it's a smaaaaaaaall sample.
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>>158278915
If they were frauds then was the rest of the AFC just atrocious?
Oh let me guess: "Bo Nix would have won! He's HIM!"
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>The thing that makes Brock such a great quarterback Joe, is that he has a lot of processing power in that brain of his, unlike some of these spearchucking jiggaboos we've got in the league nowadays. I swear if I see we're scheduled to announce a Titans game in the future, I'll just retire early before I subject myself to watching that darkie Cam Ward chuck spam sandwiches 10 feet over his receiver's heads all game.
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>>158278857
Lol
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>>158278934
Can't believe he actually said this
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>>158278871
I can't recite the rulebook verbatim, but I've seen that called plenty of times. It probably should have been called, but ultimately it doesn't matter because they got a phantom illegal contact and got a TD on the same drive.
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>>158278893
always has been
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>>158278934
He could have probably been a bit more diplomatic about it but I'm struggling to find the lie
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So Jesse Minter isn’t coming back next season for the Ravens presumably, right
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>>158278546
Lol as someone who worked at McDonald's, I believe this. People lost their minds when we ran out of bbq sauce once. And Stafford's wife is an absolute bitch so I believe this story
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>>158278956
That would be retarded to give up on him after 1 year
He's not a Urban Meyer-tier disaster
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>Commanders Oline vs a 3 man rush in prevent defense
pathetic
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rip how does this effect the rest of our team bros?
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>>158278934
Well yeah Troy. Now that Disney is firing you, why don't you tell us how you really feel about Dak?
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>>158278062
Lol what? The ball was already snapped dumbass
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>>158278976
He got handed a Lamborghini though, he’s not rebuilding anything. They’re just as mid as they were under Harbaugh
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>>158278979
my chiefies are COOKED
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>>158278934
Not used to Aikmen holding back like this
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>>158278997
>>158278997
>>158278997
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500
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>>158278871
it's a 50/50 call but usually for them to act like it was so egregious they usually point out the guy lowering his head to make the faces hit instead of keeping his head the same level throughout the play



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