tony parker says the nba starts TODAY >3pm EDT Pistons vs Celtics>7pm EDT 76ers vs Knicksthread theme: https://youtu.be/GMRG5RJFso4?si=IhYoQW9IlzHCsf2mold >>59671862BLACK FRENCH AMERICAN = HYBRID
>>158278450Based parker
>>158278450old>>158242856
>>158278450Season starts again so no more week old threads like we had in the summer. Some of the lowest lost for this general during that point. And we’d archive sometimes kek
>>158278483its the off season, i dont know what you expect?
>>158278474MODS
>>158278450>>3pm EDT>tuesdayfucking why
>>158278499euros watch basketball as well.
It's time. Today is the day. No more monkey business. Let's smash those bookies.>76ers +4.576ers are 4-2 ATS vs. Knicks since 2024. Home favs on Opening Night in high total games (230+) are just 16-26 ATS since 2021. Sharp money is pouring in on the Knicks, yet the line hasn't budged. There is this false idea that teams don't lose on "Banner Night". Defending champs on Banner Night are only 15-15 ATS since 1996. There is zero edge there.Personally, I do think 76ers are likely to be a disaster this year, but I just think this is too many points to lay in early season.>Spurs MLSpurs are 10-5 ATS vs. Thunder since 2024. 5-2 ATS at home. NBA Finals runner ups are 19-11 ATS in their home opener the following season (going back to 1996).Let's not overthink this. Spurs have owned the Thunder in recent years, and with this opening up at Spurs -3.5 and being bet down to a pick em, we are fading public hype. Just need them to win outright. No worries about the spread.Good luck, and don't bet what you don't have.
>season opener>only schedule 3 games
>>158278511No they only watch soccer
>>158278483It doesn't help that there was a janny giving out year long bans back in April for making mild jokes about Jews.
>So, Mr. Silver, shall we tip the season off with a prime time Knicks game with a ring ceremony?>NO! We will start at 3PM so Inceltic can watch his team before the library closes
>>158278648euros are black now
>>158278664Is that why this place is suddenly so empty? I remember so many schizos that use to post daily. Even Bulgaria came back last season. I wonder how long that lasted.
>>158278664I was range banned all summer
>>158278687Then they'll be watching PSG/Barca at the time
>>158278664its off topic, like it or not.
>>158278726not when there's a guy named JEWISH BASKETBALL
>>158278726>it's off topic @grok, how many NBA owners are Jewish?
>>158278708It's the beginning of the season, no games have been played and the NBA is famous for lurching to a start and even most players have a mindset of "Season really doesn't start 'til Christmas"
>>158278759I just don't care about other people's religion. Jews are usually nice people, I don't get why people obsess over them.
>>158278776Everybody gets a round in the chamber. Why should Jews be so special?
>>158278844There's always precursors to a fall from fame, or the flammable combustions that can happen from being under the spotlight. That pic right there was the moment when Shannon should've checked himself. This was the moment when he should've slowed down and brought the ego down a few notches But he kept going, and the ego leads to fucking crazy pussy, and the pussy leads to downfall. Clavicular is going through that shit right now. And he'll fall like Shannon.
>>158278776They keep getting fed white supremacist lies that tell them to hate us. It's ironic really because we're the ones who are superior to all the white trash that buy into this shit.
>>158278867He still does great with Nightcap and Club Shay Shay.
>>158278888Yeah, but the algorithm doesn't push him as hard, and he lost a sizeable amount of income from the loss of the ESPN job. He's still a good listen. But pre-rape allegations, he was more visible than he is now.
>>158278576HE'S BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Which one of these fine gentlemen will sell my dumbass tonight? Bumson?
>>158279013Forgot pic
>>158279021Wemby, Brown and Cade
>>158278450So Powell was kept around for so long because he had dirt within the Mavs organization
>>158278776>Jews are usually nice people
seems the employim are getting uppity again.
>>158279021Wemby will only score 24 lmao
>>158279021Wemby will fial you
>>158279021sga fouls out with 13 pts
>>158279201There is no hoe in my team
>>158278759Atlanta Hawks - Anthony ResslerCharlotte Hornets - Gabe Plotkin, Rick SchnallChicago Bulls - Jerry ReinsdorfCleveland Cavaliers - Dan GilbertDallas Mavericks - Miriam AdelsonGolden State Warriors - Joe Lacob, Peter GuberIndiana Pacers - Herbert SimonLos Angeles Clippers - Steve BallmerLos Angeles Lakers - Josh Kushner, Bob Iger (pending/recent sale)Miami Heat - Micky ArisonMinnesota Timberwolves - Marc LorePhiladelphia 76ers - Joshua Harris, David BlitzerPhoenix Suns - Mat Ishbia, Justin Ishbia
>>158279283>letting some kid coach the team during its championship window Spurs are not serious
>>158278718Again another diasterclass by Adam Silver booking a 3PM EST / PST game during a UEFA Champions League date and where the even China is still sleeping
>>158279283literal cuck on your team
>>158279048>11ssup dwight
wuffsready for this szn
>>158279447absolutely TUFF.
>JUST IN: AJ Dybantsa has been ruled out of the Wizards’ season opener vs. Bucks. Damn.LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>158279379They want to turn Opening Day into an all day event, like the MLB does. This was part of their 11 year steaming deal they just made. There's going to be more early games next year.
Have a feeling some bullshit gonna happen at the Knicks Sixers game. Season ending injury or maybe somebody dying mid game
>>158279356He'll get better as a coach. >>158279447I'm looking forward to watching the Wolves. I think people should be higher on them. Lamelo is a great playmaker, just needs to be more mature.
>>158279535i swear if ant and lamelo play 65 games ant is gonna avg at least 35ppg
>>158279519Then they should make sure they don't run right into the more popular sport. Like it's a smart move, get a still good, but less popular game on in Primetime in Europe and the parts of the Middle East where the game is popular, but putting it on a Monday, Thursday or Friday would be much smarter. Tuesdays and Wednesdays are Champions League days, and they're literally running a game against a potential Champions League final matchup.
>>158279447>>158279535>I'm looking forward to watching the Wolves.Yeah, could be a fun team if it all clicks.Unleash Kuminga!
Dillion already trolling Lebron
opening game in 3 hours and thread is dead its up to the world now we lost
Draymond Green on Yaxel Lendeborg:"Here's what I will say... The Golden State Warriors has found the next face of the franchise."https://x.com/UnderdogNBA/status/2112588252888625423I'd KMS if this is the case.
>>158279631LeWuhan Mafia was trying to put this guy on the Guangdong tigers a couple years back, but now we in Times Square stuntin' on LeBalco
>>158278965Let's get it. Last season was rough. I'm back for revenge. Bookies die this season.>>158279021>same game parlays>parlaysdon't do that
>>158278450très bien
>>158279886dont listen to this man goyim, play parlays, play them a lot, put 10 parlays on a single ticket, and do that often
>>158279893Who was supposed to be guarding #9 on this play?
>>158279893whats Lebron doing here?
>>158279546>Then they should make sure they don't run right into the more popular sportThey have no choice. It's either weekday against soccer, which nobody in America cares about. Or on the weekend during football season.
Jordansisters?
>>158279893Bro went to play help defense on Danny fucking Green and left the Tony Parker wide open. He always makes the right plays though.
>>158279930>Bronny James has swept or gentleman swept every year in the playoffs since coming into the league
>>158279899the #6 guy
Early ass game
>>158279631>letting Lebron live this rent free in his headHe has something in common with the rest of you
>>158279048NOT THEO PINSON
wait the knicks sixers game isnt the season opener? why is there a game in an hour?
>>158280111we eu bros just love the Pisstons
>>158280111NBA wants all day exclusive basketball slates like the NFL does but they can't actually do that on the weekend because then they would get destroyed in the ratings by football, so they're experimenting doing it on a weekday instead.
>being able to laugh regularly at Gaytun again
>>158280111>why is there a game in an hour?there isn't, they're always late
>>158279631Dude is signed with Lebron's sports group and niggas still fall for this psyop about him being his #1 hater or something
Are you ready to be entertained by the Spainard?
>>158279535all players 7 foot plus and less than 6 feet should be allowed to roid up all the roids they want. That would definitely make things interesting
>>158280212lots of Spaniards ballin today
yeah I got the Pistons winning.
>hoops are back>thread still deadits over
>>158280242you're now imagining I.T. on roids
>>158280279Nosferatu commish has sucked all the life away.
>>158280279>convince the whole world that the regular season doesn't matter>get upset when nobody gives a fuck about its opening day>said game is also in the middle of the fucking day
>>158280242steroids doesn't make you taller
my boy chetty getting bullied again today
Lineup alert: Celtics will start White, Walsh, George, Tatum, Robinson on Tuesday.Lineup alert: Pistons will start Cunningham, Robinson, Thompson, Collins, Duren on Tuesday.
>>158280274you're brown
>>158280385They got themselves a 7'3" Spanish BVLL to do what Chet couldn't. It won't make any difference though.
>>158280418>do what Chet couldn'twhat ?
>>158280416and sexy ;)
>>158280431eat protein and actually gain weight
>>158280431You know, the little things. Score, rebound, block
Why do I feel like LeMickey will barely play this season until the playoffs?
>>158280372comprehension is not your strong suit is it now sweety
The Pistons are the good guys, rite?
>>158280490Pistons got AURA and SOUL
the nba is back
topstreams still alive?
>>158280431not abuse drugs? give a shit about basketball?
ngl this opening game is kinda auraless
Why so early on a weekday?The EU does not care about the NBA
God I love being a NEETI get enjoy the finer things in life
why do they have their superstars who are always the less articulate players give a speech every opener?
Pistons gonna be ass this season
OH FUAAAAAAAARK WE ARE BACK
>>158280723wishful thinking my hairy brown friend from the north
look at all those people who left work and school early to watch in person
oh shit I''m hyped and I don't give a fuck about these two shit teams
kek reffies gonna reffie
Collins and Isiah Joe gonna save Cade's career
Where my NEET niggas at? Imagine wagecucking at a 9-5 jewb lmao
John Collins is the best scorer in the NBA right now
>>158280212>Are you ready to be entertainedhe can entertain me if you know what I mean
wtf is this lol
>>158280767we're watchin an nba game
>>158280767hey some of us wagies have access to computers to illegally stream the game and talk shit on mongolian basket weaving forums, dont count us out
>>1582807882 mid teams
celtics look lost without jaylen brown
This is a slopfest so fat
>it's another Celtics chuck 70 three pointers in a single game match
Tatum and White already bricking kek
Robinson you lucky motherfucker
>local NBC didn't flip the switch so I get syndicated game show network shitNot even jeopardy or wheel smdh
LEMON. PEPPA. WINGS
PG high on ketamine
Collins want people to forget about that Ant dunk
>Breckinridge a wide open layupThis will always be hilarious
Paul George might be retarded
>5 Celtics TO's alreadyfucking hell
>>158280834oh shit you just reminded me that a new Wingstop opened up near me i should head there to get that
$2 for a wing
I miss Playback, I used to watch games and listen to fanbases of teams crash out in real time during the game
Gaysum Gaybum's career is over now that his alpha is gone. Zoomer Carmelo Anthony
love this guy
>>158280936This. Tatum was not the one to keep.
>>158280767I'm on my 5th beer in my favorite boxers and slippers fren
GOAT plays today (less aura in his media day pic this year tho)
Thompson looks LOCKED the fuck in.
Scalabrese is closer to a Big King XL than you are to him
>>158280813IF YOU DONT LIKE THAT THEN YOU DONT LIKE NBA BASKETBALLLLLLLLLLL
yo Pritchard got a BBL?
He missed another layup KEK
boston plays the ugliest basketball in the nba
AAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEE JB SAVE MEEEEEE
>>158280723If Duren doesn’t phone it in because he obviously wanted out, but is stuck in Detroit Jail, then maybe. If he puts in the work they might do to quite well - they’ve got a good foundation this season. Although it matters not because the Wuffs are cleaning house this year.
>>158280960he looks like a registered sex offender
Just remembered that Boston traded their Finals MVP for Pandemic P
Paul Reed is underpaid and underrated
>>158281011more like Brian Scallopini.
Year 10 still putting up kobe shooting numbers
the celtics play the most boring and soulless basketball imaginable
Game reminder: Payton Pritchard beats your favorite team
>>158281113Cool bro. I'm sure if you post this 50 more times then someone on the Celtics will see this.
tatum just bricked another shot after the foul lmfao
That WNBA Finals ‘26 signage looks like the 76ers logo. Subliminal programming. The script starts here boys.
>>158278450Eva Longoria was a keeper
>>158281048to be fair, anyone can be offended by anything. My brother got wasted and decided to piss behind a gas station one bright sunny day. When the cop came (during him pissing) he said wtf are you doing? My bro said I'm pissin, the fuck it look like I'm doing? The officer said that's indecent exposure. My bro asked to who? Officer said the public. My bro, as he's still pissing, said, if you're the only one that can see me, who gives a fuck?well, he's a registered sex "offender" today.
Boston is legit 10+deep
>>158281173wow a roster of TEN 70-80 2k scored players surely a contender for the chip
Ron Holland being so scared of shooting and also just being really bad at shooting is killing his career
Ron Holland pure thuggery
>>158281208They’re getting the 1 sneed
stream links??? so i can watch while i am at the toilet at work
>>158281239another #1 seed thats goes out early
once ausar starts sinking those threes he's gonna be a problem for the rest of the nba
>>158281274https://v2.streameast.ga/nba/boston-celtics-vs-detroit-pistons-2/3
you got mitchell robinson on the floor and you're tryin to steal his rebounds? lol
has any nbaer learned to shoot after being given money?
>mitch robinson injured already
Mitchell Robinson already hurt kek
BYYYYYYYYEEEEE BYEEEEEEEEEEE
mitch is already hurt
Mitch Robinson looks unfit as fuck lol
Auser Thompson stylin' on them
Big Country ded
RIP cowboy O7
>Robinson ded already
>got his leg smashed in by Duren's tree trunk legsoof
Reminiscing about that two week period where KD wore a Detroit Lions hat and half the fucking fanbase lost their minds thinking he was dropping Easter eggs that he was coming to the Pistons. Almost as funny as people thinking Curry was coming to Charlotte this season.
>>158281365We don't want him
he's still alive
>knicks raising the banner in front of Lebronkek
detroit gonna lead the league in fouls again
Scalabrine sounds kinda like Jesse Ventura
The fuck am I having to watch Huerter and not Ebuckets Okorie
Paul George looks so SLOW
is Boston's gameplan just to chuck 3s
>>158281514>Is the gameplan to hit shots
>>158281399Nobody should. The old man is locker room poison.
>>158281514does KD waste countless hours arguing the nerds on the internet instead of enjoying his millions and privilege?
what's the point of putting your commentators on the end of the bench such a stupid gimmick
Paul George look like he's one set pic from being retired
Pistons basketball is just as ugly as Boston's, but in a different way
you guys ever heard of football!?
ausar is a fucking menace
hahahaha
This is nasty, man
garza is freakish looking
this is some of the shittiest basketball ever
masterful assist by tatum
celts thriving on layups off airballs
no wonder the jews made this into an early game
Hawks pistons play in finna hit like crack
that got called against Reed? wtf.
you can't beat the memechuck and layup
>NBA starts a game a 3 pm on a tuesdaynot a serious league
All ball
time to let the real stars shine
how many 3pt shooters do Boston have, the fuq
Does Shitterstaff know you can call timeouts?
Duren is pretty good but I don't think he will ever be as good as we want him to be
Yeah, I’m thinking the CeltGODS won the trade
Gonna be 20pt Celtics blowout soon thanks Little Ceasers :)
are we sure that Brown is better than PG. All this space in boston is ridiculous
>>158278450CeltGODS are back!
>>158281709Timeouts are for the weak minded
My over on 213.5 Points this game is getting destroyed, unless shit change in the second half
Get used to seeing this a lot. Niggas was really pretending he's a better PG thsn Hali
>>158281738if anything the refs will slow the game down to get detroit back in it
>>158281493I’ll let him off
oof
>>158281726SHUT THE FUCK UP NIGGA!!!!!!!!
SHOT WAVED OFF
>>158281703All of them
who cares if the celtics win another 55 games with their regular season cheats. Still gon get clapped in the yoffs
Missed it by .1 seconds
>>158281772I got them going 52-30
>>158281772Already conceding that Celtics are going to be a 55 win team
this would actually be a pretty good win for the celtics; especially on a night where tatum is 5/13 and 0-4 from three
>>158281738The under was 3-1 in their H2H last year. 220.5 for an opening day game should have clued you into where the bookies thought this game was going.
I have a sneaking feeling that the east is going to be way weaker than everybody is expecting
Y'all niggas watching this trash ahh shit over PSG-Barcelona?
/ourguy Walsh has yet to score
>>158281819>PSG-BarcelonaWHO???
>>158281819Whomst?
I really need a black gf, you ameriOBESES have it so easy...
>>158281846>>158281859Ignorant ahh niggas
>>158281819Silver put the game on 3pm Tuesday for these guys btw
This nigga Vince Carter said Jaylen Brown brought New York the championship
ringless bums lol
>>158281900Unemployed ahh niggas XD
>>158281912RAPTORS LEGENDS.....and Carmelo
>>158281900nah. Boston is full of WFH workers and Detroit is full of unemployed people so it makes sense
>>158281846Kobe knew soccer
>>158281926NTA but I’m on the bus to work. I work retail
My oneitis from college got fat and kinda gross now. She was trying to talk to me and shit.
>>158281926>euro zoomerew
>>158281961youre also fat though
>>158281973No I'm not. Take that back.
>>158281952>taking the bus to work his retail jobthats depressing
>>158281952Gimme one of them Black & Mild's, cuh. God bless.
>>158281990I’m just an American trying to get by. Please don’t insult me…
>>158281961that's normal. Average american isn't disciplined enough to not be a fat fuck especially when their metabolism slows down
>>158281972Salty ahh unc
>>158281999Keep on trucking, anon
>>158281999God bless anon.
>>158281912why tmac dressed like a padre?
>>158281999Don't listen to that broke ass nigga. Keep grinding, bro.
>>158282010You're a white suburban zoomer, stop being a faggot.
>>158281990Our country quite literally runs on people like him. Respect him.
>>158282039>slav>white
>>158281981Ok fine I'll take it back sorry
>>158281952I sort of miss the bus commute. I used to basically live in a bus or train going from home, to school, to work and back home for 5 years. Been WFH for the past 5 years and its nice but depressing in its own way
>>158282055whatever you are, you're not black
>>158282071Blacker than your lightskin ahh
>>158280955when i do that in pickup my teammates yell at me
>>158282077stupid zoomers
How did he know?
Damn, not even the Pistons are good anymore. Can't have shit in Detroit.
LeDiddy playing today or is he going to load manage the first half of the season with ass pains again?
Who in the East beats the Celtics this year?Don't say NY. They needed big comebacks every game last season.
>>158281164i got caught fucking in a national park but apparently the type you cant fuck in but the officer let me go because the year before he caught be shooting clays in the same national park but one you aren't allowed to shoot clays in and I was polite during the exchange, anyway he said I gotta give you a ticket for something so he gave me a ticket for having my dog off the leash and a fist bump because he thought the girl was attractive.
tatum 33% fgm and 0/5 from threerest of the team 56% fgm and 52% from three
>>158282077It's been lightskin season for too long now. Time to put these octaroon ass niggas in check.
>>158282122It is the Knickers.
>>158282138So nothing's changed?
>>158282122>who beats CelticsWe still ain't got our lick back for 2024. See you in the ECF, inceltic
>>158282145On god. Tired of these zesty ahh mf's...
>>158282122People really just forgot Indiana
Paul George is better than Cade and Tatum
there we go inceltics tryharding in the regular season again
pistons thugball just can't compete with 9000 IQ modern hoops
it's paul george's team already
GOD DAMN THEYRE JUST HITTING ALL THEIR 3S
Nice multimillion dollar signing Detroit
Cade aint the nigga he claim to be
Of course Tatum ruins it
i called bank nigga
Pistons lost all their DAWG when they traded beef stew
Indy will always be the good team that never wins, sorry friends
Detoilet never recovered from choking in the playoffs last year, huh?
tatum has been in the league for 10 years and has never once been the best player on his team, but somehow his fans keep trying to put him in top 10 in the league talks
IVE SEEN ENOUGHMY RAPTIES WILL SEE YOU IN THE CONFERENCFE FINALS pistons
>>158282195Mazzulla saw PG completely shut JB down in the playoffs and said "get me that nigga".This might be the biggest fleecing since Ballmer got gaped by OKC
76ers should have told pg to take threes instead of steroids
Bickerstaff fucking sucks
>>158282195goddamnit brad ya done it again
>>158282225they have no halfcourt offense. >thompson can't shoot>duncan can't put the ball on the floor>duren is overrated>joe is a catch and shoot specialist with no creation
>>158282216That pillow hands ahh nigga the fakest tough guy in the league. We all saw the video.
>>158282246we know his suspension wasn't for PEDs because we'd know what he popped for if it was
why's a 40 year old podcaster balling out in the most skilled era in nba history
NO OT
wtf i love PG now
>>158282195celtics won this trade so hard, even if pg just plays 50 games averaging 14/6/4 and above league average defense
They finna roast this nigga Brown so bad after this PG domination if he stinks it up against the Knicks tonight
>mfw Paul George wins FMVP
>>158282280not to mention they don't have tobias harris who was able to bail them out occasionally
Lifelong sixers fan here Not prepared for this season
there’s people either still working or stuck in traffic missing this game
>>158282343lmfao, not my problem
I told you fools in the playoffs last year that PG was unironically better than JB.You guys might listen to me one of these days.
>>158282343Me, I'm stuck in the mind of Chris Chan
the pistons gon be fine when they get Kyrie or Murphy
>>158282343not me, i'm eatin peanut m&ms in my lounge
>>158282359>playoffsPG averages like 10 points 5 turnovers in playoff games
>>158282313>he did it!
>>158282343only a mickey mouse league starts the season at 3 pm ffs
Put the hurt on that freak ass Garza
OH LAWD CADE CUUUMMMMMIIINNGG
get tatum's bum ass off the court
Wait, which one of these teams is Angel Reese on?
looks like this new nba season the pistons arena entertainment is a bunch of short guys dunking on trampolines
>>158282507and rap songs about sloppy toppy
I feel like it's either gonna be Cade of Duren for the final shot that wins, or a combination of both (one assisting the other)
How am I just right now learning that >we signed Kelly Oubre?
>>158282417>first game as the undisputed bus driver >throw up endless bricks>win anyway because your coach and teammates are eliteKinda based in a way
>Green>Not wearing green >Not green colored What did they mean by this?
kek wtf josh green legit single handedly keeping the pistshits in the game
What I hate about Bickerstaff's coaching is that he never puts his deep bench hustle players in until the Pistons are already down like 15, then they make an immediate impact but they're always playing catch up.
I’ve see enough trade Pritchard away sick of seeing this useless midget
PISS TIME
>>158282607I'll give you some old Nickelodeon magazines for him
>Pistons cut lead to 4Oh NBA, how I missed your pointless 1st halves.
so the focus on the offensive stiff arm is already gone by the first regular season game lmfao
>>158282607Hes legit immensely overrated. Nobody cares that he can't do shit against big physical defenses, everybody was hypong him for MIP and 6MOY.Of course I could end up being wrong in the end, but I'm seeing no big development to counter good defenses
>>158282569a lot of black slaves were given surnames of the original slaves that were imported first in America, those that be the names of the Irish slaves. O'neal, Mc-anything, green, etc.
What's on Garza's lip?
Sun sisters...It's our year.
BBL Pritchard is filthy
>>158282607>>158282646Remember when the league was trying to make him a superstar and giving him LeBron calls?
Don't pass me the ball cause I'm a jacker. Off and on the court
>>158282641dude i love watching free throws lmfao!!!
>>158282660>all we got is LaMelo!!!!I'll take it.
Tatum really getting locked up by trash joe KEK
>PG carrying.who expected this
This is Scheierman's team now, Tatum just doesn't know it yet
>>158282725PLAY OFF P SIGHTING DURING REGULAR SEASON
>>158282697Lavar really did a good job of hyping up his kids
>celtics spam 3s go down>huge lead>"it's over">celtics spam 3s stop going down>6 point game
>>158282755This is literally the whole league now
trade gaysonget someone who can shoot better than 30%
The Celtics are Paul George's team now
>P(ED) George 30+ bomblmao
I want to become a Lakers fan now that they're the White Man's team but they're about to get bought by Jared Kushner
George is playing like he's telling the Clippers they should've gave him those Kawhai incentives
>4 celtics let daniss jenkins get an offensive rebound in the paint
Why is John Collins playing center? This is next level retardation
if gaytum let paul george shoot the 18 shots he bricked we'd be lookin at a wilt game
>>158282803Never take the Lakerpill. You’ll end up in a class of the most subhuman of fans.
>>158282833Wilt BamPKobe
>Brad, I'm going to need you to trade Paul. He's fucking up my vibe worse than Jalen
>old ass Paul george is the best player on the teamLmao
Does topstreams have a new link or is it dead?
tatum statpadding for triple doubles?
>be mitchell>miss fts
oh ROBINSON STOP IT
oh nice just in time for a celtics choke
what does hauser do
chokkketics kwab
>>158282885that shit is dead senpai, we here.https://streamfree.top/player/basketball/boston-celtics-vs-detroit-pistons
white boi Robinson can hoop fr
>>158282921ghost of john mcaffee rattling my window pane howling woooo dooo noooot cliiickkkk at this link
CAMON PISSIES
>>158282938goofy ahh nicca
streameast was already lagging, I can't imagine how its gonna be in like 30 minutes when the wageslaves come flood the servers
My Celtics ae such a roller coaster ride
No memes, Tatum career might be over if he truly can't get by anyone or shoot anymore
>Leltics gonna choke to a Duncan Robinson 4th Q masterclassLOL
>>158282921Thanks, this is working well it seems
>>158282912Fouls and then makes goofy “I tried” faces
Took the lead
Celtics deserve to lose this
JAVONTEGREEN
ANOTHER season of White Excellence hoop
>2 celtics under the hoop>neither can get the rebounddeserved L
LETS GO
Kino way to start the basketball day
These niggas TRASH
TATUM IS CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKING
Tatum singlehandedly throwing this game away
Waiting for Tatum to act like he belongs in the starting lineup
LFG PISTONS
>another pistons three just hit the net
>oh no we're cold!>keep chucking 3s!
can the celtics do anything besides chuck 3s
oh my god Robinson, fuck my wife.
another tatum disaster class
DETROITBASKETBALL
>>158283019They held the ball, then he did a 360 and shot a 3. That was terrible
Duncan Robinson putting in an early case for Whiteboy of the year 2027
Tatum averaging a double double for the season #mvp
lol did the celtics just give up?
This could have been an easy win for the C's if Tatum even played as well as an average NBA player
DEEEEEEEEEEEEETROIIIIIIIIT BAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSKETBAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL
Gaytum...
BAWB bros...we're finally on top
CALLED EEET>>158282229
gayson gaytum kek
>>158283025Idk man, his weird small eyed face and your fat wife would make hellish looking kids.
What can Brown do for you?
>gaytum 0-7 from 3
btw mark my words, this is the game that will have convinced the pistons to trade for MPJ at the deadline, kek i can already see them thinking "If Duncan can change a game like this then..."
>>158283052meet me outside asda ya cheeky CUNT
>>158283059Brown had fight in him.It wasn't just about numbersHe had the will to win. He had the will to make it happen.
This dumb nigga Adam silver started the season in the middle of the day just to coincide with prime time in Europe, and he scheduled it on a CL day.
damn paul george has gone tatum
lol
>leltics
>>158283069nigga he shit the bed in the playoffs stfu kek
>20-0 run
>podcast p stops shooting 100% from 3>instantly blown out
>>158283077No one in europe watching hoop when it's Champions League night.
Hotep won
I've seen enoughSend Tatum to China
How big is Tatum's ego holy fuck.
>go to bathroom to take a 10 minute Tatum>20-0 run
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Is Tatum good enough to be in the NBA?
>>158283090That’s my point
ben wallace is at pretty much every pistons home game
I just don't know how you can hate the 3.The 3 saved the pistons, and it killed the celtics. Worship the 3 for it is fair and equal in uts judgement.
>>158283066My town is so pov I don’t even have an Asda. Down for a Farmfoods ruck tho.
>>158283099
tatum looking down asking what kobr would do
maybe this was Jaylen Browns team.....
Shrek 2 is seriously good
>>158283121Tatum going have deuce in victoria secret like kobr's kid
Who was Tatum yeahing to?
>>158283121He's booking the next flight to Colorado after the game #MambaMentality
Did tatum hit the side of the back boad?Is that NBA caliber?
It's hilarious how this thread shifted from the Celtics fleeced the 76ers to the Celtics are frauds and Tatum is a meme.
yall see that? the moved knicks sixers to 6:30 et from 7 et?
4 point game
If pistons choke this i will lol
Looks like he barely got that off
not in time
>missing that wide open jumperTatum bros...
I come back from gooning to Melody Marks and my Cs are losing
Tatum that's fucking shocking bruh
>tatBRICK
lmao tatum
Dunchad knew not to shoot that
Well that was a disappointing end to the game
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA JB owns you bum
>>158283144Never trust start times
>>158283189niggas 007
>>158283144They're not starting until 7:30 ET kek
The pistons team has a bunch of fight in them and the Celtics apparently don't.Especially Tatum, he doesn't have fight in him.Brown had all the fight.All the people who thought Smart was the soul of the team were completely wrong.It was always Brown. Brown was the soul of the team.
>>158283189If he put up 50 shots, he would've got close to 30
LeDapper looking sharp
>>158283144put on your reading glasses unc, banner raising at 6:30. Game still starts 7pm
Paul George needs help
>>158283212>Game still starts 7pmnot a minute before 7:12
When I saw Tatum with 11 point, I was afraid he got injured bu halftime.Turns out he pulled a playoff closer Harden.
>ships out the best player on the team so he can be the best>still aint the bestfeels bad
>new contenders >Miami, 76ers and Raptors >Show 2 76ers playersWhat did they mean by this?
a game where PG and White combine for 55 and the bench 41 should be a game the Cs be winning
Tatum sisters how do we cope do we need a strong leader like Brown after all?
Oh Tatum you need to drop 40 next game for that performance.
>>158283234If Jalen Duren played for Boston, the Celtics would've won
Anybody got those dancing dominican Tatum webms?
>>158283173i always watch her 2024-2025 stuff where she has braces haha
>>158283240Is this true?
>>158283248fraid so
Celtics should've traded Taytoom to the Sixers instead of JB, he looks finished.
>>158279021>Tatum 13 pointsHAHAHAHAHAHAYour next loss is Brown scoring under 12Then Wemby scoring only 20HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>FUCK BROWN WHERE ARE YOU I NEED HELP AIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE
Afernee simons is on the sixers!?Tobias harris is on the spurs!??!?
>The planned "off" year without Tatum will be better than the planned "on" year with Tatum
Best part of NBA being back is the twitter spaces. I love hearing the tears
>>158279021stop it. get some help.
Uhhhh celshitsisters???
demonic hex from kobr for sitting out the decisive game 7 playoffs against the 76ers
>>158283302They actually look like a really talented team..but sadly without heart.
>>158283306Kobe was always based
can't wait for jaylen brown to see tatum's boxscore, then make a bunch of stupid decisions trying to prove he's better
>>158283344he's playing the knicks tonight
>>158283333checked and correct
Wizards finish higher in the east than celtics
how many points are my 76ies going to win by tonight bro's?
>>158283365>>158283365>>158283365New
>>158283344Mikal and OG are guarding him
AVRA bros...we laid an egg out there
>>158279447 Gobert is Karl Malone maxxing?
