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My Devils play today, I guessI’ll be watching, I suppose
its Parekh btw
Is /hoc/ ready to discuss the flames winning streak.
Shut the fuck up
I think Sharks are cool
Alberta voted to remove Parekh
Didn't ask
It’s up
Zayne worked out with Gary Roberts in the offseason and is getting his confidence, soon he will be 100 point player cope
throw me some numbers, /hoc/
>>15827927467
>>158279261Canucks suck dick
>>158279261my (currently mid) dabres :)
our jackies :(
>>158279261Sharks swim at the bottom of the ocean
>>158279415you're thinking of davey jones locker
>>158279261why are these graphs not labeled?
*quack quack*
>>158279449kariyans son is so cute
>>158279449He has the boomer phone hold
Ducks are a playoff team again? Damn.
>>158279527>muh boomersMINDBROKEN
>>158279527cope some of us Uncs just want to make sure we're getting some good pics
>>158279527I was going to say the same thing lol, they’re always so intentional like it’s a camcorder
>>158279562That’s the best explanation
Big heads up for Canucks Nation: Satir Shah is back on the airwaves next week with the "Sat Shah Show". Both pre game and post game shows!
>>158279668no way people don't accidentally call it the shat shah show
*veers into /hoc/*
Greetings fellas. What's the word on /hoc/ today?
>>158279818
>>158279818Confidence! Today I benched more than previously :)
>>158279922Good job fren!
>>158279818Seething uncontrollably
>>158279818Devils (-120) are favorites to beat the Avs tonight lol lmao rofl even
>>158279187>purple is the color of domestic violence awareness month>making the color the skin of a battered woman
Degenerate gamblers OUT
>>158280041easy money
>>158279818Getting a sense that Gary doesn't want the best for hockey but is instead looking after the owners economic interests. But it's just a theory Im working on.
>>158280185Be careful! The interns are already tracking you down
>>158280185I work for Gary and I can assure you that hockey fans are his top priority
>>158280203>hockey fans are his top priorityEven for us Canadian hockey fans?
>>158280210Of course! He just gave a Canadian team the #1 pick in the draft!
>>158280213more like #1 bust
>>158280224cope he had a ppg against known brick wall yaroslav askarov last night
>>158280230>bust scores on a bustbig deal
*goal horn blares*
*the play is under review for offsides*
If the Sharks lose again it's over. Might as well give up for the season and I'll start following Wild instead.
>>158280263They're going to lose. They got undressed by Tronna, Montreal is actually good.
>>158280213this is all just part of his elaborate plan to string us alongtalent doesnt mean shit when he rigs a sunbelt cup every season
>After review we have determined that it is a good goal>/cric/ will be assessed a 2 minute penalty for delay of game
>>158280281Gary gave Edmonton two chances, and they couldn't get it done
>>158280312by design of course
Who are they rigging it for this season?
>>158280312don't forget when gary gave canada a 50/50 shot to play in the finals during the one covid season and they won the coinflip
>>158280341Early leaks are reporting that Utah is the sunbelt team that is going to be gifted a Cup from Gary.
>>158280341Gary doesn't rig the games
>>158280389I don't think they rig it outright but they give every advantage they can to one team and with parity that's enough to "rig". This is common knowledge at this point
>>158280389yeah, that is the ref's jobgary is just in charge of the ref
Seems like they gotta let Dallas get over the hump eventually … stars beat the caps in an ovi send off that falls just short
>>158280408with how i've seen their games officiated i'm thinkin' the cup is making an offseason visit to southern france
>nothing matters>nobody cares>we're all gonna die>yeah, that's basically how I hype myself upMaybe I judged you too harshly, Flames fans.
>>158280191Kakko also plays 14 mins a game
>>158280518yeah nihilism is so h*cking cool
>>158280518His nihilism feels like a LARP.
I want to blow my brains out
my islanders will be in a playoff spot after we beat the cucks tonight
>>158280564same
>Barzal is still out until further notice>No Ritchie for the next 6 weeks>No Macceli until December>Romanov died again>None of our forward prospects are near ready>Still will stay mediocre because goaltendingit is literally over
>>158280634Just like my islanders
>>158280477putaiiiiiin wesh trop balèze le trophée
>>158279187this group of players will never get it done. drafting nemec over cooley sealed it.
>>158280704There are bigger issues at hand if your team fails because you chose a defenseman over a center
>>158280704true bud you know drafting better than everyone else!
>>158280634Don't worry. Bo can lead the team to glory.
>>158280739That's the 2026 redraft order
>>158280535>edgy teenager attitude>for edgy teenager teamIt is very appropriate.
>>158280739based healthy guhle
>>158280793the horvat LBI torn groin in November is going to hit like a nuke for ledecky's wallet.
>>158280341Randy, of course. But the Canes aren't good enough to go back-to-back.
>>158280564Just stop caring bro.
As a Flames hater, I have to admit that I have egg on my face
>>158280729it's been obvious to everyone, with the exception of tom fitzgerald obviously, that the forward group still wasn't good enough. and they told themselves they didn't "need" a center because they had hughes and hischier.
>>158280912Mercer becoming a flop, their development being garbage and their infatuation with the worst hughes defenseman is why they're bad anon. did you think that a analytics jeet will fix them in one go?
>>158280739i wanted askarov in this draft, but it is what it is. the holtz pick was very similar to the nemec one, where they just talked themselves into needs.
>>158280468Or we get '99 2: electric boogaloo
atlanticcentralmetropacific
>>158280962metro are cup champions
>>158280518Goalie autism is evolving
>>158280980in your dreams rust boy
>>158280962pacific has been in the cup finals for the last 4 years
>>158281019whatever you say whale guy
>>158280990
>>158281034hartford was in the adams division
MY 0-4-2 kingies
soon
>>158280962Congratulations, you can sort words into alphabetical order
>>158281125there should be an appalachian division
>>158281094As a Craps fan I am so much more afraid of facing the Kings right now than any teams with a good record. The craps can, and will somehow find a way to lose to the Kings. Much like how Carolina had no business losing to the Flames the other night.
>>158281134me on the bottom
>>158281134I made that :)
>>158281134...based!
tabarnak du calisse
>>158281338nice>>158281548omelette AU fromagetabarnak DE câlisse
>>158280564Nothing hurts more than life.
My flames deserve better. It's like the whole league is conspiring to hold us back. On paper we are a top 5 team
I'm the man in the box.
>>158281616thank you, I'm trying to improve my quebecois swears
Meanwhile Hellebuyck is selfish and sitting out the season
>>158281616keeping a list of corrected french phrases is a dimes gimmick, keep this going
toronto intern here, i'm about to vlock out11 games tonightpreliminary script:-caps-islanders-leafs-avalanche-canadiens-bruins-jets-oilers-red winfs-canes-golden knights
We need dancing refs during stoppages
We need some good posts in this thread
>>158281853The best posters are still wagin’
>"Happy we got guys who want to be here. It would have been a nightmare having a guy that didn’t want to be here all year. I’m glad we got that trade done when we did," Fantilli said.Laffs and Blue Jackets game is going to be a bloodbath.
>>158282014i'd love to see the laine treatment part 2
if i was a contender i wouldn't want hellybuck
>>158281134Me in the top pic
afternoon /hoc/ I'm just doing a self-audit of my gimmicks from this year, and was wondering how many of you I fooled into thinking I had an inside source at the New York Times leaking me the wordle answers?
>>158281663how do i make AI make hitler say this
>>158281134Torts will coach us to gold :)
>>158282157wordle is for toddlerssudoku is for men of sciencecrosswords are for gentlemen
>>158282157then how were you consistently solving it in 1?
>>158282217and word jumbles?
>>158282157i didn't even notice a gimmick like that. the wyna liu guy was over with me tho
>*record scratch* >yep, that's me. you're probably wondering how i ended up in this situation
>>158282284>Cody HodgsonHe was supposed to save my Nuckies...
>>158282282ya it's all me
prev >>158271302
>>158282305ok then keep up the good work
>>158282294I fear your nuckies and my flames are getting relegated
>>158282282>i didn't even notice a gimmick like thatthat's impossible I received a handful of (You)'s that week
>>158282294that cock sucka mike gillis will answer for his actions, in this life or the next
>>158282338>>158282344It’s so fucking over ):
knights play today bro's finally
>>158282344>>158282338uh... weird
>>158282348My gimmick was setting up bots to hand out (You)'s to bad gimmicks in order lower /hoc/'s morale
>>158282385always a good knight when the broship is in action
>>158282441that's illegal in alabama
a man denied his property
>>158282398(you)
>>158282468cope we don't need alabama
>>158282512Thanks :)
good boy /hoc/
>>158282528The NHL is obviously lagging behind. We need more diversity.
Basebore might die next summer and I don't follow hockey unless it's pic related Who do i cheer for
>>158282528my Lionsies :(
>>158282573/hoc/ loves the Columbus Blue Jackets
>>158282573if you're into birds, there are several bird themed teams.
>>158282528gary is keeping the lid on tight
>>158282528Grok filter by race
Ben Kindel ded on team plane, more to follow
>>158282014I hope Olivier heems Marchy
>>158282573For me it's rachel homan
Vax got to Kindel, when are the drug companies going to pay for their crimes, unironically
>>158282664>conscious >alert>stable condition
>>158282726Just like my favourite ai model
>>158282720Never, unfortunately
>>158282338>>158282344>Dr. Dharmesh Vyasno refunds.
>>158282338should have traded him when they had the chance
>>158282338>>158282344What the hell goes on in Utah? They killed John Garrett during last years playoffs as well.
>>158282785Aids
>>158282726Typical symptoms of being ded
>>158282807Maybe on planet retard
my sharkies are going to get raped by the habbies and hutson is going to make fun of celebrini for it at din din
>>158282664>>158282720Should've got a kobo
>>158282823>going to get rapedmuch like trb when he awoke on the morning of 04/17/22
business idea: raise ticket prices further
>>158282860Just another feddie falseflag like wainwright
the sound of like something chewing on metal is emanating from the air duct vents at my office
>>158282860Crazy. You'd think the fans would show up for McDavids last season as an Oiler.
>>158282883He isn’t getting traded retard
>>158282598God certainly doesnt
https://youtu.be/6Db8dOyFNz4?si=83G9Y1IdyhlBzFSr
The Canadian anon didn't do his /cric/ tomfoolery last thread. I hope he remembers to do it at the end of this one
man i wish the vote for Alberta separation passed then the oilers wining the cup
>>158282860Who wants to spend 400 bucks for nosebleeds when the economy is taking a nosedive?Fuck Gary and they raising the salary cap by tens of millions a year
>>158282915Retard
>>158282915>pretends to remember his own vpn post was missingno one noticed or cared
>>158282823Sharks will make it competitive, I can feel it.
just took a Marner with the lights off in my bathroom I call that one a Spooky Dookie
would've been funny is the separatists won and the soiilers ended up winning the lee
>>158282992How'd you know when to stop wiping?
>>158282823good
>>158283009I think that's what's making it spooky.
>>158283009I never start wiping :)
had 2 beers for lunch in bed
>>158281206don't the appalachians run up through nova scotia into newfoundland?
>>158283035>120 bucksgrim
bud hungers...
>>158283102hello wout! thats a nice flag! there is a famous flames retard that has the same colours.so appalachians go through east quebec and new brunswick to nfld but don't spread to nova scotia.its worth noting that montréal is not on the appalachian mountains area.
>>158282726He's conscious and alert, but in a different physical form. Such is the way of samsara.
>>158283132>this posttrb is incapable of impersonating others
>>158283146I'm not TBG>not that there's anything wrong with him
Knies was shit after all why did so many leafs fans fall in literal love with him. Brad could've traded him nothing would have happened
>>158283167>TBGafter being dormant for over 1600 days this moniker was bestowed to trbrother. it now stands for "the based guy (who got the property)"
italian fish for dinner habs sisters
>>158280341Dallas is the one sunbelt team that hasn't won in recent years and that's ready. Gary wants to grow the game in texas, and you have the plausible deniability of jim nill having been "such an elite gm for so long" and dallas being "perennial contenders.
>>158282860cool it with the antisemitism bud
>>158283244Jim Nill has been one of the worst general managers in the NHL btw
>>158282823If by raped you mean 13 round shootout loss
>>158282823Habs are frauds.
>>158283106One dollar for every pound
>>158283328Have they done anything of note since Carey Price retired?
don't the penguins always have funky medical issues
>>158283174Scott laughton another guy whose dick was sucked endlessly and who sucks
>>158283347Got 10 SOG in the playoffs and won.
>>158283354just like my islanders (herpes)
puck drops in less than an hour
>>158283398I need the puck to drop NOW
Caleb Malhotra is half the Manny used to be
>>158283406SAAR
breaking news: gary has been appointed commissioner of the NHL for another ONE THOUSAND YEARS
Ground control to Planet Retard, do you copy?
>>158283403It won't
>>1582834241000 years of Gary’s Sun Belt Reich
>>158283424God Commissioner Gary.
>>158283428sorry u got the wrong guysthis is planet fren :]
>>158283424gotta make up for lost time (it was promised to him 3,000 years ago)
>>15828342410,000 years*
>>158283458you might want to sit down for this one...
>>158283424hashem is good
>>158282823If my dabres can keep up with the hasbs so can your sharkies :)
>>158283347Beat the Sabres in 7 games and then got BTFO by Randy.
>>158283465Mighty Morphin kek
Unpopular opinion: There are some good games on tonight.
>>158283477
>>158283477It's sad that gary completely excluded ivan from hockey
>>158283507ivan loves planet retard
>>158283424Based!
>>158283451
>>158283537delet
>>158283500Like which one
they'll be partying hard on 04/17/3022
>>158283557flames @ snes
>>158283424thank you gary
its my birthday this weekend and you're all invited to come over and watch hockey and drink beers and watch our Flames
>>158283595i get really unpleasant when i drink
>>158283595Sorry I don't hang out with retards
>>158283595There's an islanders game on sunday so I can't come if it's on sunday
>>158283617>>158283595why do you cheer for out of market teams
>>158283611anon's first and last post on /hoc/
>>158283595sounds great, i'm bringing some pidzer
>>158283595I wish it was real
>>158283626Only goys are beholden to "markets"
If everyone chips in a couple dollars we can get anon a Flames jersey for his birthday.
My Oilers have the coolest Russians
>>158283645the alibaba custom ones take weeks to deliver
>>158283645only if its hoob
>kongs @ crapssnoozefest>ducks @ islanderscould be exciting or jlmi>laffs @ tedsany reason to watch other than for mckenna?>assvs @ debbiesnot the shittiest game ever>shorks @ hasbprobably the best shit game tonight >ruins @ storsboomer game>jest @ booscan't think of a more boring game>mild @ oilelscould be decent or total shit>wongs @ kraknot horrible>randys @ cantpuckswell, if the flames can do it...>blots @ knitssunbelt slop
>>158283595Happy early birthday anon :)
>>158283678Knies vs marchenko cazzie
I want to go to the saddledome before it gets destroyed or donated or whatever they do with them
>>158283659blyat Gopniks!
>>158283595Happy birthday fren! I'll bring beer and chips!
fuggtheres a get a mc chicken, get one free mc chicken deal i might cave in
Marchenko loves his kitties :)
Whats the point of averaging 4 points a game if you have to sleep next to Lauren Kyle McDavid instead of a different teenage sorority bipolar willing tipsy pro-life depending on the race unvaccinated ginger amish teenage cowgirl hymen in pigtails with freckles and no gag reflex barefoot and her identical twin sister every single night
>>158283760you eat enough trb that's why you're size 39 pants
>>158283781This guy looks so much older than he is. He looks minimum late 30s here.
>>158283760do they also do the mccrispy there?
>>158283826yes but i'm old, i don't eat cool food like the zoomers. also i might break a tooth on the crispiness of the chicken
>>158283824If you only knew the sheer darkness he's been through. . .
my avies :)
Go Craps Go! Please don't choke!
>>158283824Living in Edmonton ages a man.
Pls bounce back ducks I need something good to happen this week ;-;
Imagine if Knies ends McKenna's career
>>158283843>yes but i'm oldalmost 50 right?
Come on Jackets do it for /hoc/!
>>158283920He said old not ancient
but?
Jackies SCAR!
>i have a young soul
the d+ coverage we're getting this season appears to be including pre- and postgame content we didn't get before. it's reminding me how annoying sports desk people are.
reffies have it in for my habbies. always
pas de but
>>158283976Games are also starting closer to their advertised times too. No more full on 30 min delays
carrier you dummy
>>158283993for me it's farther from the scheduled time because they've added a full hour to the broadcast window for this extra stuff. it's going to take some adjustment.
ddlive gives me the ick
>>158284025I think you mean from broadcast time not advertised time that wouldn't change based on location. Like ducks/isles was advertised as starting at 4pm and they had the game going by 4:10
>>158283982they will always have their magic to fall back on
nurse elite
>>158284048possibly. i mean the time the official broadcast stream begins and ends seems to have expanded here. the more reliable puck drop time is certainly nice.
>>158284041Click here to unmute
Dostal's a wall
>>158284102just like my sorokin
Sharks first win of the season tonight
non
my avies :(
>>158284078Yeah I don't bother tuning in until puck drop time to avoid the pre/post game
>>158284112I hope so. I'm tired of seeing the Habs win.
>>158284110WAṢ̌ĤMGʻÞØƝ
>>158284102For now the defense is being LAZY again
You do NOT want to take a penalty against the deadly Leafs...
>get paid 20mx8>become a ghostmany such cases. this is why these contracts are a meme
>>158283781What's the point of your question?
Fantilli heemed Marchenko :)
SCAAAAAAAARRRRRR
DAMNIT BOBBEH
fantilli fucking leveled marchenko lmao
>>158284124They don't win
dellandrea is a tard
>>158283595I'll bring an ice cream cake :)
Minty you absolute drooling retard you can't fucking skate anywhere if you don't have the goddamn puck
Rogers has made me HATE Michael Cera.
If you had warsofsky's hair wwyd
>>158284210he's actually from brampton
Dobson a real fuckin bonehead
>>158284229Just like my islanders
my macky :)
my avies! :)landeskog!
fuck off evans
>>1582842299.5 millions btw
Average celebrini goal
>>158284212shave it
when does he ever do shit like that
Defensive specialist evans with the elite defensive pass
>mack once again carrying>>158284190they need to move him along. the argument that he had some purpose because of ability to play multiple roles is silly when we've seen they actually have multiple other forwards who can do that. maybe he could take goodrow with him.
He should be arrested for assault, he was trying to take out his eyeball
this team is fucking cooked
>>158284236What a handsome fellow :)
>>158284236Ughhh I want to pump my sissyfin but I’m still caged for locktober
They should donate all the broken sticks to children who live in broken homes.
>>158284315They would stab each other
>>158284315This.
SUZUKI'S BUTT!!!
>>158284274were so back
>>158284345Problem solved.
NICK SUZUKIBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
>>158284189You eliminated my Sabres in the playoffs, I consider that a win. But I see what you mean. 1993. Don't worry about it. Just be grateful you have a good team.
>>158284154McDavid isn't being properly motivated
Basically how every sport has been treating me in 2026
WE ARE IN THE MCNUGGET MINUTE!>Kings score
>>158284366sounds like a (you) problem
Suz has been unlocked since they stopped forcing him to babysit kreider
>>158284366Pisses me off when fans of teams who have won a cup in recorded history complain.
>>158284371Well yeah that's why *I* said it
forklift jokes
>Kings score two in the McNugget minuteThat's my craps!
things didn't start so good, but finished the period kinda *great*
>>158284377I wasn't a fan in 07 didn't get on the train until the start of the 5 straight Bruce boudreau game 7s
>>158284366There's no shame in losing to the islanders at all
what's the best-case scenario for Rielly at this stage?he's bad at defending, he has a muffin shot, and he's too slow to generate anything with his skatinghow much is his buyout? might genuinely be worth considering
>>158284401There is shame in looking like a 10u team in the NHL and having no effort given
Jackies score 0.1 seconds too late :(
>>158284435Laffs should trade him to Vancouver, maybe include a 1st round pick like the Patrick Marleau trade.Playing for his hometown team that has no expectations of winning in the near future could be good for him.
>>158284461>forcing rielly to play mcdavid more often You're cruel
jackies are rolling
you ARE holding on and edging until 10 pm tonight, aren't you /hoc/?
Thinking about getting a glass of water
>>158284461sure, you think Rielly + Colorado's 1st gets it done? otherwise it'll be a 2029 Leafs 1st lmao ('27 and '28 are already going to Philly and Boston for fucking Laughton and Carlo)kinda wish the Leafs pursued EP40. guy would've been a great 2C, and his value was ass before this season
>>158284490eat cock randy
>>158284490We all saw what the Flames did to your Canes. Not too worried.
FUCK YOU GARY!
shit PP, bring back Laine!
>>158284505I'm not sure if anybody can beat the Flames right now
>>158284497Realistically the leafs can't afford to dump any picks because they're in bad need of D and will have to add at the deadline if they're in a playoff spot. Rielly has to be buried on the 3rd and play ten mins a night this year and as the cap rises his cap will be more palatable to someoneLiterally no one this summer wanted him. A team paid for nurse rather than take him for probably free
>>158284497>you think Rielly + Colorado's 1st gets it done?I like it! I don't see why not, other than that the Canucks owner allegedly has an internal cap during this rebuild which Rielly might not fit into.>otherwise it'll be a 2029 Leafs 1st lmaoThe Canucks traded Marcus Pettersson for the rags 2030 pick so it's entierly possible under this management. But the laffs not having a 1st round pick for three years straight would be extremely grim and hilarious.
>>158284505>barely won a 1-goal game when the canes had a back-to-back with travelimpressive, very nice
My Debbie’s are tied!
>>158284581the lames, the fuckin lames
Imagine getting to be the person that washes Macky’s jockstrap. He’s probably walking around with a permanently wet bussy
>Thompson is hiding an injuryfug
Doesn't help the refs absolutely hate us too>Only give dirty bruins player a minor >Wipe it out with a phantom mentally immediately >Ducks get to start the 2nd with a pp to maybe make it a 1 goal game>Wipe it out with a phantom penalty
nurse with the elite defense he's known for
SLAFLAF
SLAPCOCKSKÝ
slaf unbusting
nurse KEK
>Nurse
at least Sarah Nurse's got a fatass and a nice juicy pussy, Darnell's got nothing at all
>>158284661? he's got a fat ass too
slafkovsky little bro'd nurse
Dobes might honestly be the best tendie in the league
UNBUSTED?
>>158284684nice collage anon
sh4ne catching strays on the shorks broadcast kwab
PAPI
good shit Engstrom
>>158284706Why would you say that
ssscaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
my Krakkies :) my Wongsies :)
you now remember playoff dachyou now remember playoff caufield
>>158284740Dach showed up for some big moments however
The Jackies are kinda shit tbdesu
COWAN
>>158284748yeah it was meant as a + and a -
>>158284744I love uncrustables
CAN YOU TAKE ME HIGHER?
>>158284753State of the freaking culture?
>>158284768Will they be sold to Houston
>>158284764a-anon... just make them from scratch
the Hockeytown Hockey Players
>>158284774The owners want their cut of expansion fees so no
>>158284764Do you deep fry them?
Can’t call interference against the golden child
my avies :((
my debbies >:)
Celebrini is such a rat
it makes me wonder, how do cold peanut butter and jelly sandwich taste. I'm hoping it's kinda like a sweet and savoury cake
Not a big fan of darnells...
Jackeye should heem him
>retreats to the benchlmao
>>158284827sexy af though (no homo)
>the officials did not detect it
im giving tonight's games Five Big Booms out of 5
Not a trip? The team they keep rigging lotteries for is losing so they’re allowed to trip and interfere and do whatever they want
>>158284830i keep my pb in the fridge so it doesnt go rancid
blues up
>>158284843
Not looking too good for our Blue Jackies...
sharks so fuckin zesty about their lil captain
You just know Sherwood is going to have drug and domestic problems once he retires. Don’t make it past 50
it's habbening, my sharkies are getting raped
>>158284903cool it
Why the fuck is the first overall pick benchwarming in a blow out gameI hate this Hiller fag
>goal goalfield
caufield BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
yay!
goooooallll
I know the sharks are the future of the sport and hockey won’t exist without them but they probably shouldn’t leave one of the best goal scorers in the NHL open in front of the net
I wish I was a Habs fan. Seems like a lot of fun.
>>158284950Why not become one desu
>>158284914Tell it to Sherwood he’s always stepping over the line
>>158284930sandwich a la tartinade de noisettes aromatisee au chocolat
just relocate the Blue Jackets already holy fuck
>>158284950yeah, you just have to able to stay up lateregulation is too easy
>>158284627Ducks finally show some life>Fake slash to kill itRefs literally hate the ducks the most out of all 32 teams
>Cole Caufield doing Cole Caufield thingsHey...where have I heard that phrasing before...just with a different name...?
>>158284967>noisettes
celebrini kwabbed by slaf
>>158284950I'm good with being a Sabres fan. It's fun having the Habs as a rival. :)
Why can Macklin just drag a player down from behind? Fortunately he’s not strong enough to effect anyone
>Werenski already at 18 minutes
>>158284996I cant wait until he's an Oiler
It's unbelievable how shit nurse is.
>>158285019I was told earlier in this thread that he was in fact elite and has a hot sister.
>>158285011would Oilers accept Draisaitl for Werenski 1-for-1?Werenski-Bouchard would be an insane pair
Nice stick handling there mack
>M-ACK!
>>158285044BOOOOOOOOOO
>>158282528If only the NFL had more programs for dem keedz they wouldn't be out getting in trouble.
Didn’t realize how small bustberg is
GODDAMIT DOBES STOP MAKING SAVES
Are the Leafs fraudulent or not?
So funny the sharks needed defensemen so they drafted some undersized twink and signed Trouba and trade for Nurse. I’m supposed to believe this team will be a contender? Laughable
What ever happen to that Nick Bjugstad? He was my favorite Panther back in the day when they sucked.
>>158285081without question
Most dangerous lead in Montreal
unironically I wouldn't trade Cowan for Stenberg straight up
>>158285081absolutely
A lot of excellent games on tonight
>>158285089there wasn't much to choose from
columbus comes out to play a statement game then shits their pants in the second and proves marchenko rightcan't be a worse feeling
blue jackets bros, we suck ass
What is Knies thinking right now?
>>158285113Laffs will probably trade him for someone worse
>>158285081>Plan the parade
Europe is burning and you just watch hockey!
>Stenberg is actually lucky Leafs picked McKenna, Sharks are a better team anyway>get blown out>Knies is actually lucky Leafs traded for Marchenko, Blue Jackets are a better team anyway>get blown out
>>158285171Are Sweden and Finland safe?
>>158285173samir won
My wings exist and play tonight>>158285171Literally where
>>158285182just france
>>158285171weshhhhhh
Holy shit new York Islanders could you have more gay ads on your boards.
pk is dressed like an exotic woven basket just in case anyone cares
>>158285173maybe they should just run a full twink line with mack and put chernyshov back on line 2 so misa stops pouting
if the blues were my habs they could come back from this
>>158285205Jlmi
>>158285202literally who
>>158285234jackets*
>>158285171Qrd? Did the race war finally start?
>it's the bloooooos
>>158285182France Italy Spain and Albania is the ones I know.
>>158285256"""students""" want """funding"""
>>158285182Russia like every night
>>158285205Yes
my avies :(((
>>158285256Mostly peaceful protests. Just scholars and students politely making their voices heard.
leafs haters? Our response?
>>158285269Alberta's fine
>>158285306wedgewood can't save the team
Being burnt alive would be brutal. Poor lads.
By the time the ducks are actually rebuild coach Q is gonna be dead...
and my crappies doing exactly what I was worried they would.
>>158285355>>158285355>>158285355
>>158285358>>158285358>>158285358NEW
>>158285349It took the leafs 9 years to make round 2. Patience...
>>158285323Yeah, seems like its Portugal and Belgium also. and shit have spread everywhere, people want loot. Now I will resume watching Leafs bullying CBJ
>>158285360>>158285361Retards
