So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame injuries, we can blame fatigue, we can praise Como's effort, we can blame Hiroshimoot Nagasaki for the PHP security patch taking all day to apply, but the truth is it's simply not enough. Tactics, determination, you name it, it all stinks.Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in Carrick and the lads, but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed in January. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about this season, or our chances in the Champions League for that matter. Not playing like this. What do you think, /mug/? #CARRICKIN or #CARRICKOUT?Some helpful links to numb the pain:https://twitter.com/GNev2https://jlingz.comhttps://www.manutd.com/en/fans/iloveunited-indiahttps://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/londonhttps://www.nhs.uk/conditions/suicide/https://www.nationalrail.co.uk/destinations/trains-from-manchester-to-london/https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCd662u2E4wR7I-sGVIIT9ZAhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCELqcb_10TtS9WZZShdbQ4w
>>158285528MY BABY TAKES THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN
>>158285528BASED FUCKING MUG CHAD
>conceding 4 to part time pepperoni slicers United are FINISHED
>>158285541My F5 button has been taking a battering lad.
We're so fucking back
lol
Massive comosexual here
I have no /sp/ and I must /mug/
We did it, /mug/bros. We FUCKING did it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpkEW_fXJ0M
>next game vs Mememouthdraw incoming
>>158285528they are an embarrassment to the best league in the world
>>158285600Yeah imagine only putting four past these frauds and then actually conceding.
>>158285528ITS HERE! ive missed you guys
Dont worry. They'll get six points out of Jewcastle
carrick has to step down now right?
>we will never know how the Como v Man Utd match thread would have been, just like that batshit Man Utd v Lyon game last year when 4chan got fucked upI watched parts of the match, holy fucking shit they are finished as a PL team, let alone any competitive big team. Como absolutely raped them. Carrick will be out on his arse before the weekend.
4chan may be unreliable but you can always count on /mug/
>>158285528HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHA>+ that Carrick and Bruno infighting HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHA
>>158285551I was hoping that Chiesa would sign for Como during the summer, after they showed some interest because of HG rules. Would have been funny to see him contribute to /mug/ after the 2021 Euros.
>>158285625>we will never know how the Como v Man Utd match thread would have been, just like that batshit Man Utd v Lyon game last year when 4chan got fucked upThought about this too
>>158285638>>+ that Carrick and Bruno infightingBruno was laughably awful.
>>158285620Why quit when he'll get a nice fat payoff after ineos sack him? Then the cycle of /mug/ can begin anew.
Both the team and Carrick are done.
>>158285625>we will never see the webms from based Ukrainebro
>>158285528>we can blame Hiroshimoot Nagasaki for the PHP security patch taking all day to applyjej
>>158285676He and they just need more time, preferably to the end of the season at least.
WE WISH YOU A MERRY /MUG/MASWE WISH YOU A MERRY /MUG/MASWE WISH YOU A MERRY /MUG/MASAND A KWAB OF THE YEAR
>>158285528i was scared i would miss this /mug/
>I was the only one who predicted united losing to como in the pools at worki came last anyway but still
>>158285638>that Carrick and Bruno infightingVintage rat boy
>>158285727Did your work colleagues genuinely think United wouldn't get twatted
OH NO NO NO NO
>how many for big zirk isn't posted>he actually scoresis it those threads holding him back?
>>158285528>late year>Manchester united decides to deliver a lot of /mug/sDoesn't matter what year actually is; this shit happens all the time lmao We /mug/ until late November
They'll buy Nico Paz for 200m as revenge
>>158285528>4chan goes down>united eats fat gobs of shitcan any scientists weigh in on if there's possible correlation and/or causation?
>>158285528Damn bros we were deprived of one of the biggest /MUG/ moments in a long time.
>Whatever system you play, whatever tactics you play, if you don't run, and you don't run forward, and you don't run back, you aren't going to win.is he wrong bros?
>Bruno Fernandes: "It's the staff's decision to not press man-to-man and sometimes leave a little bit of space behind to get the ball in the first moment - to wait for them, to give them the ball. But sometimes when you give the ball too much to these teams they get confidence."It's clear that he believes that we had wasted his club career and wants to go out on a strong finish like Harry Kane.The Saudis wanted him last season and it's clear that there's Trouble In Paradise. What are the odds that he transfers to a team like Real Betis in January or the summer?
belated ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>158285585You must be a millionaire now you silly cunt
Was howling with laughter when I paused the highlights to see that it was Baleba who got the ball nicked off him for the third goal
>>158285796Europa League merchant, no serious club would entertain his stroppy bullshit, goes hiding as soon as the chips are down
truly hilarious shit this. all the talk about the problems starting in the boardroom, with Wilcox etc are true but that doesn't change the fact they put a Sunday League manager in charge and then wondered why they play like a Sunday League team
>>158285787>>158285796The duality of /mug/
we're back
>>158285528incompetent indians took this from us
And we're back
>>158285796>It's clear that he believes that we had wasted his club career and wants to go out on a strong finish like Harry Kane.What club would want that twat. Also>comparing Kane to Fernandes>>158285811His account would have been shut down if any of those bets were placed and succeeded.Most hilarious part is he kept the gimmick going even when 4chan was down, he even did it last year for the aforementioned Lyon game.
>>158285821Same. Another saviour sacrificed on the altar of /mug/.
Today I found out I can actually live without /mug/. I had been using /mugs/ as a crutch but really I don't need them after all to get through the day
Kek
>>158285829>all the talk about the problems starting in the boardroom, with WilcoxHold on a minute mate, Ratcliffe hired best in class, overflowing with competency
>>158285811Oh, but I am.
Will Carrick be out by Katy Perry's birthday?
Missing out on the gamethread and instant /mug/ for this match is tragic.
>>158285528This team sucks, imagine spending so much and this is the defence you have to show for it
no imageboard is needed for /mug/, it existed in the collective consciousness today
>>158285940Starting de Ligt after almost a year out isn't brilliant
>missed out on one of the greatest match threads of the seasonActual rape in that match. Yanited were absolutely fucking trash.
>anon was refreshing the site all day long to make a /mug/ threadBased
SOUTHGATE IN
>>158285528
CO COMO VAI
Sesko hatty (of dilations)
/sp/ got real quiet ever since this TRUTH NUKE dropped./mug/bros... quite frankly... I'm afraid that /mug/ will cease to be
The mick plastic posting memes of Slot acting as if he and his kind (the plastics) didn't beg to suck Klopp cock to get Slot out Premier League winning manager btw
i've been waiting for this thread all day
>>158285992>4chan goes down>big zirk actually scores
>>158285528I thought we were missing out I really needed those helpful links to numb the pain
hope the faggot that shills his onlyfans whore has gone permanently also>losing to fabregas HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAOHHHHH OHHHHHHSOMETIMESI GETTA /MUG/ FEELING
>>158286035he just needed more time (and a critical php issue to prevent the jinx)
I don't see how Carrick stays after that They played so shit and Bruno sait it's all the manager's fault and his staff too
gonna torment mantroony with all these posts in /epl/
>>158285851>His account would have been shut down if any of those bets were placed and succeededOh, but it wasn't >>158286031Holy seethe
>Manchester United have reportedly shortlisted Fabian Hurzeler, Julian Nagelsmann and Antonio Conte as Michael Carrick's successor
>>158285992the Zirkmeister is the only guy with quality in the whole team desuthey should make him player manager
>>158285625Those two matches would have been slurpers if 4chan was up during that time
>>158285600You meant, Como is an embarrassment to Serie A, the best league in the world, couldn't even score 6 against those shitters.
PremsHopelessPussies
might be sad enough to go through the archive searching "como" because im sure mansissies have been posting about how they will win easy
PissweakHistorical Performers
ComoComo ComoComo ComoComoCOMO (beat the) CHOMOs
>Manchester United have reportedly shortlisted Ryan Giggs, Paul Scholes and Gary Neville as Michael Carrick's successor
Ole should be back at the wheel, la. His players never downed tools when they lost 5-0 at Old Trafford to Liverpool.We need three at the back like when Amorim was in charge, leaking goals like our stadium leaks water onto the pitch, attracting rats.
Carrick and his staff just clearly aren't coaching this squad properly. The team are not as fit as they used to be, do not press at all, and the tactics are bonkersSure we won the Most Points Won Since Michael Carrick Was Appointed trophy and had the most assists from open play and set pieces even though we wanted Bruno to leave to Saudi in summer 2025 but Carrick and his staff just clearly aren't coaching this squad properly. The team are not as fit as they used to be, do not press at all, and the tactics are bonkers
kwab
>>158286201>Changing manager at mid seasonSame old song and dance, next transfer windows will be 1or 3 emergency transfer that will work for 2 months at best until they start saying "we need better players" once things begin to go south. Again
The media will never talk about how poor Mbeumo and Cunha have been and how quiet they've gone despite being signed for big fees and each being the talisman of the clubs they signed from. They did a Gyokeres and Eze.
Seskshit just transitioned Yes, Sesk just transitionedSeskshit just transitioned, he's a whooooore
>>158286274mbeumo has been alrightdunno about cunha though he seems to have barely played recently at least based on my occasional hatewatching
Lol why the fuck is 4channel always down when man u is putting in a kinō performance?
>>158286305Cunha is being benched and played out of position due to Rashford. I don't know why he didn't stick with the front 4 from last season ffs
>crashing the club with no survivors because of sir marcus and the belgian fraud
LOLthis has to be a new all time low for manure, shirley
>>158286369losing to Grimsby Town is far worse
>Former Manchester United manager Erik ten Hag says Cristiano Ronaldo "let the team down" during his time in charge at the club and claimed the Portugal international did not prepare properly for games.>Ten Hag also alleged promises made by United's owners went unfulfilled before the Dutchman was sacked in 2024, shortly after signing a new contract.>Ronaldo returned for a second spell at Manchester United in August 2021 and was already at the club when Ten Hag was appointed before the 2022-23 campaign.>However, the relationship between the pair quickly broke down, with Ronaldo refusing to come on as a substitute in a win over Tottenham in the October before the Portugal international publicly criticised the club in a TV interview.>Ronaldo’s contract was mutually terminated the following month.>Ten Hag claims Ronaldo used to pull out of training sessions and did not complete the full run that players were set after they were beaten 4-0 by Brentford early in his reign.>The Dutchman claimed in the discussions with the club’s owners about his new deal that he was made promises which were not kept, and he was left "embarrassed" when Scott McTominay was sold to Napoli without his consent.>He added: "They promised me loyalty, they promised me backing, they promised communication, that we get aligned. We spoke about the issues. But the promises, they didn’t keep.>"I said, ‘No selling Scott McTominay’. And in the end they sold him. I got, of course, very embarrassed and disappointed."https://www.rte.ie/sport/soccer/2026/1020/1596093-ten-hag-ronaldo-didnt-prepare-right-and-let-team-down/
>>158286380at least when you play some small side like grimsby you arent really going in fully committed knowing its in a dodgy ground and you are rotating players etc.como was united at their best, thats all theyve got
More like Manchester Separated lol amirite?
>>158286369They'll find a way, they always find a way
>>158285787no, but he is also at fault by not doing any of that either
Transchester Dilated
>>158286420Como is about as good as Brighton overall, with a better star player and managerSure it's embarrassing and the broader context matters, but anyone that's clued in would favour Como
>get absolutely steamrolled by a tinpot mercenary Serie A team in a tiny stadium with no atmosphere other than a loud PA system and some cunt yelling through a megaphonefeels like a new kind of embarrassment for them
You can't keep chopping and changing managers and expecting success, Carrick deserves to see out his entire contract, only then should his record be judged.
Thanks for letting Nico Paz shine lil bro
>>158286520You can't let "worst start to a season in 40 years" ride out an entire contract just to see how it goes
>>158286512>no atmospherefuck off its kino
>>158286369
Haha
>Sky Sports' Gary Neville:>"Both teams are about as good as each other. What worries me, is the way my wife looks at Nico Paz. She's rubbing her legs together, biting her bottom lip and making me very unfomfortable.>"Fernandes comes in for [£85m] and he's not starting.>"He doesn't trust his players, and I should know what trust looks like. I allowed my wife open up a tinder account but I know she's just curious and wants to look at the pictures. At the moment, the right configuration in that midfield to function well isn't there.>"If you get your midfield right, you can win games. Just like my wife wins our wrestling matches each night and pins me down while shoving her vibrator down my throat. But I just don't think he's happy with anything at the moment when he looks at it."
>>158286534You can
>>158286559Meds
:)
>losing to comosexualsyeah, this is the newest low
>>158286534>implying the problem is with the manager and not the shit players
>>158286601>Canadian flag>Canadian asking
>>158286559More of this style.
Robbed of a fucking MUG
It would have been the best ever
>>158286922dubs confirm it
anyone have the video of Carrick and Bruno infighting?
yeah it's on trannyfights.combeware of PHP
wish we could make the thread private somehow...
>manure diehards thought they'd survive this mugohnonononononononMug is forever, never forgot the legendary /b/ and elsewhere MUGs
>>158285528We were robbed of a kino mug
We were ROBBED of the best /mug/ of all time (until next week)
ahemfuck PHP
THIS IS MAN CITY'S FAULT. IF THEY NEVER CHEATED WE NEVER WOULD'VE LOST TODAY
>>158287097CARRICK OUTPHP OUT
what went wrong man u bros
Bruno is very talented at man-marking the refs
what a sham
>>158286537Lelliga have always resented serie ass because it has more sovl than them
>>158286201give it ta giggsy til da end of da season
MUG MUG MUG MUG I saw the game, holy shit, it was so pathetic, if it had been PSG or Barcelona it would've been 12-0
>next five fixtures/mug/bros, I feel we'll like>I >GOT>A >FEELIN'
>>158287554DLWWL
>>158287554they'll lose all 4 of those and then draw or beat us and act like they're back and didn't want Michaela Trannick sacked
>>158287554Im not sure if mememouth can get a result there, they play vs milan tomorrow so they also have a packed scheduleAston villa dont look that good in the prem, suzuki is INSANELY overrated.And liverpool tends to choke to man utd regardless of how shit they are
>>158287662Carrick is NOT making it to the Liverpool game lil bro
>>158287590>two winsWho are you, Gary Neville with his wife's purple dildo in his mouth?
>>158287734it's manure, they'll sack him just AFTER the janny tranny window
Buy another winger to go on the left, stop shoving Kagawa there all the time. Or better yet, give Zaha a fucking chance. Januzaj can play there, but as we've seen with other young talents we don't want to burn him out by playing him every week. He's only 18.Buy a midfielder that's going to start every game. There needs to be someone actually good to partner with Carrick instead of Lelverley, Felelaini or Anderlel.Buy yet another midfielder for Carrick cover. United have dropped points this week due to lack of Carrick (the Leverkusen game otherwise). If Carrick gets injured again during a tough set of fixtures, they're really fucked.Buy a centreback because Rio is getting too old and shit and will most likely retire at the end of the season. There just needs to be a stopgap defender to bridge the way from Rio to the likes of Jones/Smalling.Some deadwood needs to go too. How Anderson is still getting paid is beyond me. He just sits on his arse and eats all the time.
>>158285528>remember UTD lost today>check if anyone remembered to make the 'ug>up since the site came backi kneel
Dont see how its delusional unless they collapse completely next season ten hag style. Either an FA or EFL cup is a reasonable expectation to have, and if pep does leave then every other team close to them barring arsenal (and villa i guess) are going to have big rebuilds/changes come next season. City losing arguably the GOAT manager, Pool stuck with Slot and a team full of dud signings and old men, and Bournemouth losing Iraola.>>154720839The midfield isnt the problem yet but next season it will be if they dont rebuild well. Theyre losing Casemiro whos the second or third most importang piece of that team and are a mainoo injury away from Ugarte being a starter, so id say they need at least 2 major signings the fill the gap that hes gonna leave and to improve on Ugarte whos probably gonna get sold.I do agree with your other points though, will see how Carrick changes it up with more time and players
>>158287734yeah but hopefully mike phelan or steve mclaren takes charge after carrick
>>158287832>replying to a post from May as if it's still May>"if pep does leave"/mug/ is a scary place
Interested to see how united build from here. I don't mind Carrick as an appointmemt as I don't think guys like Iraola or Glasner are somehow way better, nor do I think bringing in Nagelsman whos a notoriously bad man manager after the WC is the best idea. Only realy concern is how he adresses the OOP problems and replacing Casemiro, which are both dependent on the midfield signings being top. Think if they get them right like they did with the signings they made last summer they could make a challenge for a cup or two, maybe even a fugazi title charge where they finish second since I really dont think Arsenal or City are a million miles away from them (especially if Pep does leave
United finished 3rd last year, btw. Most points out of any PL club since Carrick joined, btw. Bruno broke assist record, btw.
>>158287782>TFW Ferguson insists on starting Kléberson and Wes BrownWhat is he thinking
>>158287832>>158287892>If Pep leaves
Alright /sp/, Big Jim has put out a notice. He wants someone from /sp/ to come right the ship. How are you stepping in as manager and fixing this shit show? What are you doing?
>>158287978Posts like that scare me. A bot waiting to post that for 5 months.
Remember Jesper Blomqvist?Whatever happened there....
>>158285573zoz
>>158287989still better than Tottenshit, kek
>>158287892Keeeeeeeeeeeeeek
>>158288164>concedes to 10 men tottenshit KEEEEEEEEK rope yourself troony
>>158288212France is burning, Western Civilisation is about to collapse. why do I care? this team is all black, nothing to do with England
another 10 years of this before we start seeing united as a club like west ham and stop reacting to their terrible losses
>>158288243Your "capital" city is only 33% English
We missed the chance of a legendary match thread.
>>158288813Just remember that the jannies are gay as fuck, my friend.They are gay as fuck (and they do it for free).
>>158289021Kek what a gibberish posting BITCHWe did miss a golden opportunity tho I agree
>>158285537THEY TOOK THE /MUG/NIGHT TRAIN, GOING CHAMPIONSHIP
alright so like is there any way we can get chelsea or even brighton to take united's spot in the CL because this is embarrassing
Why can't United plays Sabah or other Central Asian clubs everyweek? This is madness UEFA!!
>>158287554Losing to Bournemouth will kill Piggy, screencap this>>158287721>liverpool tends to choke to man utd regardless of how shit they are7-0
A glorified Crewe
bruno looks so tired lads....
Lads i hear the name of conte being thrown aroundWe can't let this happen. He might actually make them goodWe must protect the /mug/. We need a result against Bournemouth.
>wake up>carrick still at the wheel
>>158289835He might make them good for a year max two and then fuck off, BUT knowing the incompetence of the yanited board he might just rage quit after a month
Non-live melty:>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rucpYdZ9OOY
>>158289368A 5000 calorie per day diet including is probably more dangerous to that fat twat.
>>158285554Just like Manchester United.
>>158289368Yes, liverpool can definitely win against man utd. But they also drew twice to them at home, one of these draws were in their winning season with slot. Its a 50/50, especially with pool being in a rebuilding process, and their defense being ass at the moment (van dyke is gigawashed
>>158289835conte going to united would be kino. they might start playing good at first but then conte would start to flip out about how shit his fullbacks are and then how shit the rest of the squad is. then he'd flip out at the board for being cheap retards and not backing him and then he'd go scorched earth in a year's time or so
>>158287721>Aston villa dont look that good in the prem, suzuki is INSANELY overrated.They are improving. Watch the last two games vs Newcastle and Brentford
>carrick still at the wheelJesus christ muggers, why is your club so shit?
>>158290117English clubs do their sackings in the morning. Only us southrons sack coaches imediately at all times.
>>158288038Honestly I think if I tried my best to destroy manure then I would still do better than carricklingz. I'd need to start playing Ratnendes in goal or something.
>>158288372Dublin is wog central mate.
WTF am i even looking at here carrick?
>>158285702>Losing to a team named after a Christmas Song wannabe Sinatralmao
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>158285762And then Paz will turn out to have been fraudulent all along.
little did they know he meant their own era as a top club.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgAjmQv_mA4cheeky melty for the lads
>losing to part time baristasAbsolute state of man troonies
SAY IT AINT SOWE LOST TO COMOTHIS CLUB IS FUCKEDCARRICK PLEASE GONANANANANANANANANANA
a fucking lake
Some absolute kino if you scroll down a bit herehttps://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/CARRICK%20TITLE/
>heckin carrick telling us to play like shit>we need a new manager that will tell us to play well
please keep carrick until next weektheir rat players always put on a show after they have got a manager sacked to try prove it wasn't their fault
>>158290392Based unironic believer
>>158290414>#mufc maintain they still support Michael Carrick. However, the shocking 4-1 defeat away to Como followed by criticism from United captain Bruno Fernandes, has piled pressure on Carrick.>It now feels like Sunday’s fixture against Bournemouth could be decisive in determining Carrick’s immediate future
>>158290432Sorry bournemouth fans >>158290414, Carrick needs to win the next match for the greater good
>>158289849>it's 4-0 como>it's fucking 4-0>the italian western-super-mare
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>>158290457nothing I presume
>>158290457>it was nothing
SO IT HAPPENED AGAINSO IT HAPPENED AGAAAAAAAINWE CAN BLAME INJURIESBUT IT HAPPENED AGAIN
>>158287906>Bruno broke assist record, btw.Yikes
He won the most points since Carrick was appointed trophy!Carrick at the wheel!
>>158290794KEK I forgot they gave the stat padder an extra assist
Man Utd couldn't win against Perry Como
>>158290312Funny how United fans complained about Ten Hag being too pragmatic, then complained about Amorim for being too married to his system.
>>158290902Think it was more about being fucking shite desu
Hopefully some washed up, has been manager can scam the club out of an easy pay day after they scapegoat Carrick
>>158290414Nobody wants the job anon, you'll be okay
>>158290957Sounds like a job for Southgate
>>158290957eddie howe, sir gareth, maybe ancelotti even
>>158290957I'm confident this time will be different than the last 10 managers
>man poo
>>158290957Looks like Conte is quite keen on doing that.
Julian Nagelsmann is 39He's just a kid
Eternal /mug/ lmaoThe funny part is that the STILL think it's the managers fault and they will sack him to replace him with another shitter just to get fired again 12 months later to bring another poor soul. It all points to Antonio Conte being the next man at the helm.
>dalot, maguire, martinez, shaw, backline will play under yet another managerMONUMENTAL
>>158291091including interims this will be shaws 11th manager at utd kekalso de ligt has never gone through a season in his career without a new manager at the helm
>>158291073The ownership are laughing as they cycle in each new scapegoat
>>158286603Then it's too early to sack him he's a good manager
get ready for a super /mug/ vs Mememouth.
>>158290327>United vs City next year in the Championship is gonna be cinemakek
Just hire Roy Keane as the manager already you boring bastards. Even if he’s shit with no experience it will be great for the culture and if it’s great it will be absolute kino seeing these arrogant cunt Man U players getting put in their place
What is a half-press?
>>158291100>including interims this will be shaws 11th manager at utdBro has seen things
>>158291167Roy would walk into the dressing room and nut Bruno between the eyes and then rain down blows into his lifeless body
I like conte, I don't want him to end up in this god forsaken club
>>158291200Could be a laff.
>>158291191 I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Ruben Amorim on fire off the dugout of Grimsby. I watched Antony glitter in the dark near the Stretford end. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to /mug/.
>>158290453>the Italian Skegness
>Man U players trying to give Keane the Ole Solkjar treatment SCREAMINGEach the current Man U players with Keane as a a manager coming out and saying they won’t play for him and will do what they can to make him go, he would go into the dressing room with a baseball bat and start swinging
>>158290392heh.....my boy rashfordlingz...........he just needs more time...........
>>158290457This will be absolute kinography.
>>158291167>keane to utdYes please. I still laugh remembering thishttps://youtu.be/bsAl0JjFvU8>>158291216Kek he should retire and release a book detailing everything that happened behind the scenes all those years in painful details.Guaranteed best seller right there.
>>158291258Keane isn't same as he used to be. He's a way softer now judging by the overlap thing he's doing.
>>158291143last three at old trafford>yanited 0 - 3 mememouth>yanited 0 - 3 mememouth>yanited 4 - 4 mememouthcould be kino
bros this just came up on linkedin. what did they mean by this?
>>158291366Yeah he's definitely not built for management these days. He prefers a quieter life doing podcasts and walking his dogs.
>>158290457will it be about Amorim or Carrick?
>>158291393liam rosenior is the next manager
>>158291404I think they're filming from the start of this seasonSo carrick and not even the interim one
>>158291393It'll be RooneyHe's the next player in the cycle to takeover
>>158285528Kek. Haven't been into footy lately but I had to revisit spee for this beautiful occasion. Have a nice day y'all. Glazers IN!!!
Man United's five-man shortlist to replace Michael Carrick revealed: Fabian Hurzeler admired but Brighton compensation obstacle looms, while Eddie Howe and Gareth Southgate are in the race for Old Trafford hotseat [Chris Wheeler]
>>158291573>Fabian Hurzeler worth it just to cuck one of the uppity 14
>>158291573What about Big Sam? Who remembers the glory days of Blackpool finest Ian Holloway?
Give me one "legitimate" reason why not?
>>158286603This always made me cringe. City and Arsenal were in the business end of cup comps as well as the PL. United played 40 games total that season.
They're so unrecognisable compared to the Fergie era. The team. The club. Everything. They dont know how to buy. They dont know how to sell. They dont know how to play. They just know how to be incredibly woeful. Each time they look like turning a corner, either winning a cup or stringing a few wins together, a new manager comes in, things look like they're improving and sooner rather than later they just fall back in to the same old sorry state. Theyre like an alcoholic sibling or parent who just cannot get better.Theyre fucked and they'll never recover.
>>158291637He's a shit manager
>>158291637He said he'll never manage again and stick to punditry.
IDGI, did united fans turn on Bruno after 1 match?
>>158291675The reality is United just simply haven't modernised, they're stuck in 2006They should be eternally grateful for City being found guilty because it will allow them to cope for 10+ years
Howling, theyre so bad that the brighton manager is pre-emptively snubbing them before they even fire the current manager
The issue I have is the players don't seem to care. People talk about how 'good' they were last season but they ignore;1. The training of Amorim was building a long-term foundation for the club, which was based on extreme fitness (so you could keep running and playing at your best for longer)2. The club played the fewest games in their history; a single cup game in each cup (FA Cup + League Cup) and 38 PL games. 40 total. This meant that in some cases, due to scheduling, they had two week breaks. Or 10 days. This allowed easy rest periods.3. Carrick changed training to heavily focus on training, rather than fitness, but the effects of Amorim's training lingered meaning that they improved their technical ability while retaining their stamina. This meant they performed better overall.4. Despite the 'more points than Arsenal and City' and 'we would have won the league had Carrick been with us at the start' they forget that Arsenal and City had way more games to play and injuries to deal with (and Arsenal are now crippled by injuries due to the extent of their 55 odd game season) so they're comparing apples and oranges.5. They forget a lot of their games they didn't actually perform that well and got lucky. Games that should have been losses or draws were wins and so on. 6. Maguire, Shaw, Casemiro and Fernandes had good seasons. Despite the league doing everything they can to rig the 'assist' record for Fernandes just so they could avoid giving Arsenal player the PFA award (including giving Fernandes assists that weren't assists) they had a stable LB and Casemiro and Maguire were both targets for Fernandes set pieces (majority of his assists were from set pieces) and now Casemiro is gone, only Maguire is the threat in the air (Sesko is injured and never starts) so easier to defend (set pieces aren't being scored very often now anyway)But despite all this, they don't look happy. When they went 1-0 up against Spurs, Fernandes didn't celebrate.
>>158291725Pre snub is insane.Even being linked to united must feel like an insult to a guy
they've spent so much money but still need a whole new fucking team lmao
>>158291763>need a whole new fucking team lmaoNot really. They need a new LB and a ST. That's it, really.
reminder that United have spent more than City since 2010
>>158287554>Win>Lose>Win>Win>Lose
>>158291780Maguire is finished, the rest of the CBs are shit
>>158291720Yeah City and their cheating has no bearing on Man Uniteds inability to be a good football club that is ran with equally good intentions. Maybe an argument can be made for head-to-head matches regarding cheating and accumulating players with ill gotten gains which could dictate results. Other than that... United are a piss poor ran club from top to bottom.
>>158291794They're not that bad. Yoro looks alright. Heaven is alright. De Lick is alright. Martinez is a meme, I agree. Shaw is a CB not a LB.>>158291784>United£2.2bn>City£2.8bnHuh?
Eddie howe INMichael carrick OUTAm positive eddie can sort these lot out, give him 50m quid a year and a 7 year contract(no refund policy) and he can steer the boat.
>>158291820Now do net spend
>>158291828City has a network of satellite clubs and related entities to use for financial fuckery. They also don't cooperate with investigations and their auditors are under discussion at the moment. Trusting any of their numbers is retarded.
>>158291859Their transfer numbers are not at all disputed
>>158291828>net spendFuck off retard. Arsenal fans pulled that shit during their banter years and were mocked for it. Lets give an example here. United get £500m in a sponsorship deal. Why is this money not allowed to be spent but because City sold a player for £100m that is? Net spend became a cope because Liverpool started using it and the media followed it when it was rightfully mocked when the likes of Arsenal were doing it. But hey, sure.>City£1.530bn>United£1.530bnExactly the same. Also you forget City are financial cheaters and have managed to get dodgy deals both selling and buying. But again, why is net spend the go to excuse? If I buy a £100,000 car and sell my old one for £50,000 I didn't get a new car for £50,000, I wrote a cheque for £100,000. The fact I got £50,000 for selling the old one doesn't matter. Again, if I buy a car for £100,000 and I got £50,000 from winning the lottery, why is that money not allowed to be included because it didn't come from selling a car?
>>158285528AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAManure chasing shadows all game, exposed down the wings so easily. Mbueno not knowing who to press out of 3 options. Bruno with his back to the play passing on the lanes cut off when he rotates. Lovely stuff
>>158291881it's not city's fault that spurs are retarded enough to spend £75m on the brazilian rashford
>>158291881Genuine actual mong
We would've won the league 5 times in the past 10 years if it weren't for Man City ILLEGALLY spending money
New Manager. New CaptainNo idea who can replace Bruno though in that squad
Finally I can /mug/post now
>>158291906No one. Just promote the entire youth team and force the senior team to sit on the bench the whole game in shame. Sub on other youth players.
Man U are gonna be freakin LETHAL next season! They're getting RASHY back who just BEASTED in La Liga and got like 30 G+A against Huesca!
>>158290991KEK
Don't want Conte there, he'll win the league or the UCL in his first season there and then his second and maybe third season would go back to Man U being a meme because Conte can't do multiple seasons + the United effect
Sir RashySir RashyI love youSir RashyYou always get G & A
>>158291976>he'll win the league or the UCL in his first season thereLad you are out of your gourd
United are gonna do bits next season! Sure we only played 1 match every 3 weeks because we weren't in Europe but Carrick at the wheel wallahi!
>>158285940>>158285951Didn't De Light come out as trans or something?
*solves /mug/*
took 280 posts for the simp to get here was /mug/ of the year while it lasted
>>158291983maybe I am but it's coonte and coontes time at a club follows a pattern plus PGMOL love manure
>>158290413Kek so true
>>158291976Conte will go on a mad run, qualify champions league after city summer signings. Finish next year in Europe and fall out with the board spectacularly season 3. We'll be limited to cup /mug/s and the odd league. Hope they get Naglesman. He struggled with Bayern compared to Kompany and went no where with Germany >>158292015Who the fuck are you, faggot?
https://www.skysports.com/football/news/13602213/man-utds-21-year-deterioration-with-glazers-jim-ratcliffe-michael-carrick-and-alex-ferguson-all-responsiblefergiebros...
>>158291209remember when they tried to pin this on Tuchel when it's a rather common thing in Italy?
>>158291763Keeeek
>>158291725>>158291761>pre snubKEEEEEEEEEK
Man United's civil war spills over into the boardroom with chiefs SPLIT over Michael Carrick's replacement: Insiders fear club are 'wasting too much time' as under-fire boss clings on to his job for Bournemouth game, problems are piling up with there understood to be growing tensions between director of football Jason Wilcox and director of recruitment Christopher Vivell.Vivell is understood to be pushing hard for Julian Nagelsmann to be the leading candidate, with the 39-year-old out of work following a disastrous World Cup in charge of Germany.Chelsea assessed Nagelsmann as a potential manager when Vivell was technical director in south London and his admiration remains.But sources have suggested that Wilcox, who is Vivell’s boss in the chain of command, prefers a Premier League proven manager, with Eddie Howe, Gareth Southgate, Unai Emery and Antonio Conte, who have all come up on a shortlist, a tick in that category.‘It needs to start at the top,’ one first team player said.‘Recruitment guys, manager, the lot need to go.’Another source said: ‘This needs a strong board to make hard decisions fast. They’ve already wasted too much time.’United have stressed that Vivell and Wilcox maintain a healthy relationship even in such trying circumstances, but many close to the dressing room are telling a different story.‘At this club, there’s too much focus on what’s been done in the past, but we’re not those people anymore,’ Fernandes told Sky Italia after the Como defeat.‘The club and the players need to understand that. Unfortunately for us - especially when it comes to the players - those who join expect to win trophies, win games, and reach the highest level, but unfortunately that's been very difficult at this club in recent years. That's the situation.’
>>158292526>Julian NagelsmannHAHAHAHAHAHAHAQUICK, SACK MORE TEA LADIES AND RECEPTIONISTS
This is the same as beforeRatcliffe wanted Amorim and sacked the technical guy as he said Amorim was shitThe technical guy wanted Southgate Amorim was shit, they hired Carrick. He's shit and now they're considering Southgate
>>158292576>The technical guy wanted SouthgateGuy doesn't sound very technical tbf
>>158292526>pushing hard for Julian Nagelsmann to be the leading candidate
So United has 3 pointsThey will lose vs Bayern, Villarreal and Sporting 100%Draw against Roma at bestMight and only might get a win vs LeipzigThey're not qualifying from the league phase are they
>>158292620if i had to guess theyll get another 5-7 points, so from 8-10, unless they fully go off the deep end and collapse im not sure if that qualifies or not, but the funnier outcome is they scrape through then have to play psg because they woulld lose 8-2 or something
>>158292638last season the lowest qualified had 11 points so doubt
>>158292659kek what is the point?
>>158292638It's a shame Bayern don't play them until January as they would probably take 10 at Old Toilet.
>>158290175
Carrick has obviously lost the dressing room ,with the players and Bruno being very vocal. They don't respect him and he'll have to go sooner rather than later.
Gareth Southgate has ruled himself out of becoming the manager of Manchester United
>>158292170>NaglesmanAfter all the stories that come out, and teh way he resigned. It would be too good to be true. A match made in heaven, and probably relegation...
>>158290392this has to be the retarded canadian from /epl/
>>158291881Are you a retard?
>>158292015>mad about soogspostingThis man is shitting on the proudest traditions of this football club
>>158291881ok
It's amazing what shite the likes of Goldbridge is coming out withAlice Talks Football is just gurning moreFewmin
>>158290457Absolutely rekking themselves with that title.
wonder who the last dressing room bbc will be that creampies carricks wife while he’s strapped in the cuck chair before he’s sacked
>>158293287calm down Dave
>>158285841kek i was about to post this webm
that's a tranny
Worst day for 4chan to be down. Robbed of the greatest /mug/ ever. Plus, Bioware (for the gamers amongst you).
>kickout ratman>kickout any argentinian >kickout maguire >kickout trashford >kickout anyone with any influence in the team Leave only the honest down to earth lads (if there are any) and start rebuilding from there.
>>158293855Yeah but Bioware has long since been kill.
>united shit again>humiliated>b..but city cheated
>>158293388>>158293388wtf is this shit
>Fernandes has home burgled while in Italy with Man Utdkek.
>>158293855It's a tragedy that you couldn't see /v/ermin crying about da woke over and over again. There's definitely nothing like that on /v/ before or after it was down.
>going on /v/
why are these tranny dilated freaks posting tranny porn
>>158290957I want Vinny Jones to do it
Bruno Fernandes' home burgled during his rape in Como
>>158293855Ehhh plenty of Biowoke threads to go around now
>>158292620Leipzig can win against this United
>>158292620Sporting lisboa are kinda shit right now, they could get a draw there
When was the last time man utd had a decent champions league run? 2019?
>>158293855We missed out on some preem cyberpunk S2 autism as well on /a. Truly /our/ 911
>>158293855>bioware is killRIP. i remember playing baldurs gate 2 and neverwinter nights on my first shitty pc as a lil kid. good games
>>158294867she cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyRzpMxAZVkits over
>>158292526>catastrophically bungle the World Cup for your national team>this makes you the top candidate for taking over at ManUHow are we supposed to make fun of Manure when they're already the joke version of themselves? Filthy trick if you ask me
>>158296156has anyone who has come through the rb manager pipeline been non fraudulent? theres probably some here but its a low percentagesalzburg1 Nicola Jurčević March–April 2005*2 Manfred Linzmaier April–June 2005 (interim)3 Kurt Jara July 2005–May 20064 Giovanni Trapattoni June 2006–April 20085 Lothar Matthäus June 2006–June 2007 (co-manager)6 Co Adriaanse July 2008–June 20097 Huub Stevens June 2009–April 20118 Ricardo Moniz April 2011–June 20129 Roger Schmidt July 2012–May 201410 Adi Hütter June 2014–June 201511 Peter Zeidler June–December 201512 Thomas Letsch December 2015 (interim)13 Óscar García December 2015–June 201714 Marco Rose June 2017–June 201915 Jesse Marsch June 2019–June 202116 Matthias Jaissle July 2021–July 202317 Alexander Hauser July 2023 (interim)18 Florens Koch July 2023 (interim)19 Gerhard Struber July 2023–April 202420 Onur Cinel April–May 2024 (interim)21 Pepijn Lijnders 2024 (appointed in May; took charge for the 2024–25 season)22 Thomas Letsch December 2024–February 202623 Daniel Beichler February–May 2026leipzig1 Tino Vogel July 2009–June 20102 Tomas Oral July 2010–June 20113 Peter Pacult July 2011–June 20124 Alexander Zorniger July 2012–February 20155 Achim Beierlorzer February–June 2015 (interim)6 Ralf Rangnick July 2015–June 20167 Ralph Hasenhüttl July 2016–May 20188 Ralf Rangnick July 2018–June 20199 Julian Nagelsmann July 2019–June 202110 Jesse Marsch July–December 202111 Achim Beierlorzer December 2021 (interim)12 Domenico Tedesco December 2021–September 202213 Marco Rose September 2022–March 202514 Zsolt Lőw March–June 2025 (interim)15 Ole Werner July 2025–June 2026
>>158293855BioWare's been dead for a while now, it was just a corpse at this point.
Is the debt thing real? Some Jews basically stole tons of money from the club? Was there anyone who could have stopped them?
dave status???
>>158296232he had a melty in /epl/ today kek>>158296227yeah theyve got like 2bn of debt and are about to build a stadium so that could rise to 4bn
>>158296239lmaohe deserve this
>>158296227>Is the debt thing real?Yes.It's well-documented even when they are still just "Glazzers" not some Jews.
>>158296227Yeah they bought the club with its own money. Club's worth £2bn. So you borrow £2bn from it then buy it with that money and transfer the debt from yourselves to the thing you just bought. I don't know why this is allowed either.
>>158293855>Bioware is killBut that's a great day to be down; complete focus enjoying the news. Fuck Bioware, one good game and nothing but cancer afterwards. S
>>158296334Bioware made many great games, you faggot zoomer spic.
>>158296227They bought the club on debt. Basically they wanted to by United, so they got a loan to buy United and used the club (which they had yet to buy) as collateral against the loan. The ultimate goal was to sell the club on and the new owners would clear the debt. You cannot buy PL clubs now any more by using their future ownership as the collateral for the loan. United objectively pay £100,000 per DAY in debt interest. Not paying off the debt. Interest. In total the debt is around £1.2bn (That includes transfer fees they still owe). This costs them like £100m or so a year in interest payments they have to pay or it adds onto the debt. But United make a lot of money so they can pay it and still take money out.Then Sir Jim came in and offered to buy like 75% of the club and they said 'no' then he said 'OK 50%' and they said no, so he said 'OK 33%' and they said no so he said 'OK 25% and I become 'the face'' and they said yes. The goal is this>Sir Jim was good friends with British politicians, including Burham who was at the time Manchester Mayor>He gets 'mates rates' and gets land deals to build the new stadium>Spend 10 years building the new stadium, hoping for CL every year like Arsenal did AND using public money to do it (by claiming it is 'vital to the economy and community of Manchester')>New stadium is 100,000 capacity, which would mean a sell out would be about £15m a game, with maybe £18m for a CL game>Attach go-karts, concerts, cinemas, restaurants, hotels and carparks to it to increase income>This increases their profits on top of the slimming down with culling staff and reducing wages>Show Qatar you're making £500m a year profit even with the debt>Ask them for £15bn to buy the club out (there is a reason the original AI design was Muslim inspired) and clear the debt at the same time>Sir Jim and Glazers walk away with billions in profit
>>158296346Not great for that plan that both the UK (and the rest of Europe) and Qatar are likely entering gigantic financial crises.
>>158296341Mass effect was never good.
>>158296369Even if they started building the stadium tomorrow, it'd still take a decade + 5 years of running it at capacity to be able to make money. We can't look at the future in 15 years but it's unlikely everything will be shit for 15 years.Of course the issue is they may die or backout before then but they have no desire to sell.
>>158296375I'm curious, what is the one game? KOTOR? BG2?
>>158296334>one good gameBaldur's Gate 1 + 2, NwN, KOTOR and to a degree DA:O were good.
>>158296402Based optimist.
>>158296491Oh no general life will get worse but I don't think billionaires will be fucked in 15 years and be unable to buy United
>>158296418Kotor 2
>>158296569That was made by Obsidian, my friend.
>>158296569Mong
>>158293855everyone good left bioware years ago. its like being sad united died thinking they still had fergie and the class of 92 there instead of these shitters. its just a name now, a hollow soulless shell
>>158296619Gamers in general don't really understand that games are made by people. Unless a game is marketed as being made by a big "auteur" like Kojima, gamers just see the corporate logo.
>>158296574Obsidian and Bioware have deep ties. Well, had... heh...
>eddie howe the leading candidate for the jobCan he work at a club with as much media attention as man utd?His style requires a lot of pace and intensity, so can he get the players back to fitness?Also FUCK that means they might get lewis hall in january, FUUUCK. /mug/chads im scared of another non-/mug/ season
>>158296902If you think the only game made by Black Isle/Bioware/Obsidian/Troika is KOTOR 2, you have utterly shit taste and are probably some weird kind of star wars faggot.
>>158296961only good game. >tp>tf
>>158296402I believe it's highly likely things will be overwhelmingly shit in the next 15 years.
>>158297112Just like the West Bank
>>158296956>literal who put in charge of a (washed up) big clubit's going to be moyes all over again
still tony btw
The club will do nothing until the glazers and ineos are gone.
Yesterday.. .All my /mug/gers seemed so far away...
>>158296433Dao was awesome. All they had to do was expand the lore. That ball was dropped like no other balls.
>>158297291Moyes had them 7th though, i want united to get relegated
Amorim should've never been sacked
IMHO United will have better future if Glazzer run it alone.With their sugar daddy style they could stumble upon The new Klopp.Almost impossible with this penny-pinching fag like Ratcliff.
Not enough posts itt about Bruno getting robbed lmao
Ok we've all had a laugh but now its time to get serious about bornemouth at old trafford coming up
>>158296341>>158296433NAYRT but BG1 was the only good game. BG2 was <avalanche of shitty dialogue> and the other games are just trash.
>>158301361KYS
>>158301553No u
>>158300897Carrick definitively gets the sack if they lose. Bruno will stink on purpose. He better bench his ratty ass
It's funny watching McTominay bagging for Napoli on the ref. He's such a sick player. And Ten Hag played him as a fucking DM and then sold him lmao
Why are there so many filthy foreign flags itt
>>158302759loving /mug/ goes beyond borders
>>158297569YESTERDAYALL OUR /MUG/GGLES SEEMED SO FAR AWAYAND OUR RIVALS COULDNT WIN A GAMESUDDENLYWERE NOT HALF THE TEAM WE USED TO BEA RELEGATION BATTLE HANGING OVER MEWHYD FERGIE GO OH NO NO HE WOULDNT STAYNOW WE BLOW AND OUR PLAYERS WANT MORE PAYYESTERDAYFOOTBALL WAS SUCH AN EASY GAME TO PLAYNOW WE CAN NEVER WIN AWAYPLEASE TAKE ME BACK TO YESTERDAY
>>158297449true, but its close
Wins>Ipswich, SabahDraws>Everton, Fulham, 10-man Spurs, LeedsLosses>Hull, 10-man City, Brighton, Atletico, Como
>>158303577kek
>>158304247Bournemouth on sunday too la
>400 replieswas this once a big team and not just a laughingstock?reminds me of the cowboys
>>158291168Read the description, "Henry".https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpk2tdsPh0A
>>158290365>flame on
>>158289368Piggy is from Bournemouth (well Poole actually). I remember he tried to cope by saying his local team was Poole Town
>>158290365>lived in one of the most tolerant country for troon>immolate xerself anywayall troons are mentally ill
Be honest ladsDo you think Man U are in danger of becoming a laughing stock?
I’m the new United manger, you heard it here first.
>>158304771Can’t believe they went back to Ralph
>>158297142That's a jordanian flag you illiterate swine
>>158296956Howe will only succeed if manure back his intense pace football with signings and looking at trends they won't. It's best to hire him after manure flop out of Europe. If howe has to juggle league and cup games, he won't last the season especially with the no-run squad Carrick leaves him
>>158293662>>158293662>>158294867/mugged/
>>158304546Yes
>>158304727>becoming
>>158304727becoming?When was the first ever /mug/?
I just don't understand how every player they sign can be some of the worst behaving and least performing players in world football. The players that don't act up are just fucking shit and the players that do are inconsistent as fuck.
all the decent managers are avoiding manchester united, bruhit's crazy
>Closest game to 10th anniversary of /mug/ is Coventry vs Manure at the CBS ArenaBros, could we get a fitting 10 year (And a couple days) annivesary?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c6y0ek284pdgo>Have Man Utd become the unmanageable club?
Dear Sir Ratcliffe,I do not have a black belt in judo like Wilcox does, but watching him run Manchester United feels like getting thrown onto bare concrete every weekend. Look at his track record against us: Crucial winger for the Blackburn side that snatched the title from Sir Alex in 1995. Over 100 matches in Leeds white. Over a decade building the Manchester City academy machine that knocked United off our perch. If someone hired a deep-cover operative to hollow out Old Trafford from an executive swivel chair, they would not change a single line on his CV. Allegiances aside, his actual professional performance is staggering.First, he dithered on Erik ten Hag, handed him a contract extension, and binned him a few months later. We gave him a pass because the regime was brand new.Then came Dan Ashworth. United endured months of public drama and paid Newcastle a heavy compensation fee to secure him as the sporting mastermind. By December 2024, Ashworth walked out the side door, leaving Mr. Benedict Wilcox to scoop up his responsibilities and take the director seat. Now look at the carnage. Rúben Amorim was ousted after clashing directly with him over his interference in team affairs. Now Lisandro Martínez, a player who leaves skin and bone on the pitch every match, is publicly questioning his squad building and asking what the hierarchy is actually doing.Sir Alex established one non-negotiable rule: No individual is bigger than the club. He ran a ruthless operation, but his staff delivered results and protected the dressing room. Wilcox has brought the paranoia and the internal friction without delivering the competence.When the manager, the recruitment chiefs, and the senior players all run into the exact same executive wall, the problem is not only on the grass.If this has been an elaborate hit job on behalf of City and Leeds, fair play. You got us.If not, Mr. Ratcliffe, take the keys back.Signed,United Fans
>>158305444>before jlingzdamn
>>158305537back when jlingz was in the under 10 team and had a bright future as a clothes designer
Carrick on the verge of crying in the presser
KWAB
If Bruno Fernandes was actually a good player, other top European clubs would be interested in signing him. Instead the only clubs willing to touch him were from Saudi Arabia.
>>158305444This is not the first /mug/. There was/were one(s) earlier however i won't elaborate any more.
>>158305769I would be too if I had to manage another United game.
>>158305769I'm watching it rn and holy shitThey fucking broke him. Poor guy stutters every sentence
>>158305822/mug/ used to be a newsletter
>>158305769>>158306063>Under-pressure Manchester United boss Michael Carrick delivered a passionate and emotional address lasting five minutes and 30 seconds as he battles to save his job.>And he refused to rule out dropping skipper Bruno Fernandes for Sunday's Premier League meeting with Bournemouth at Old Trafford.>Instead of taking his seat and answering questions as normal in Friday's scheduled pre-match media conference at Carrington, Carrick said he wanted to start himself.>It was a strategy former boss Sir Alex Ferguson used, although the legendary Scot rarely spoke at such length.Buck status:annihilated.
>>158305822There are a few proto-/mug/s prior but I believe this is the first one to use 'So, it happened AGAIN'
>>158304834hehehe troled topzyzzle
>>158306856>he refused to rule out dropping skipper Bruno Fernandes for Sunday's Premier League meeting with Bournemouth at Old TraffordIt takes a special kind of cuckold to play this rat again after calling you shit and clueless in front of everyone
I think it's time for the ole redemption arc
>>158306856>passionate and emotional address lasting five minutes and 30 secondsLmao, it's like listening to your mate who's just been dumped sending a drunken 5 minute voice message to his girl begging her to take him back, mate it's over you're gone
>>158297624DA:O was just 'how much can we steal from Warhammer which stole from Elric'.
>>158307528Is this bait?
>>158307588>We need some bad guys... I know, what about daemons, sorry, demons that are based on emotion... they live in the Warp, no sorry, the Fade and they represent Rage, Change, Lust and Decay.... Hmmm..... OK....>Well we'll need some guy to fight them>What about a special organisation called the Grey Knights I mean the Grey Wardens and they fight them and the Darkspawn>What about psykers, I mean magic users which are persecuted for their abilities and are hunted down by the Inquisition and locked up and controlled and shunned for their abilities but exploited for them nonethelessNow, what setting am I talking about here?
>>158307808Old Trafford?
Hear me out
>>158308458hed cut a promo on the jews again, probably as soon as they tell him the transfer budget for january
>>158308458Good idea, then they could re-release 1300 Drums "Ooh Aah He's Back" for Christmashttps://www.discogs.com/master/231623-1300-Drums-Featuring-The-Unjustified-Ancients-Of-M-U-Ooh-Aah-Cantona30th anniversary too
>>158304546For a decade-plus, it was the biggest team of all time. They won so much, cheated so much and bragged so goddamned much that they attracted hordes of fairweather fans who wanted to cheer on a winner and permanently alienated every other football fan and even people who don't even care about footy. That's why there's a general now based on enjoying the absolute comedy they've turned into and no e.g. Chelsea equivalent.
>>158304834>Palestinian trying to dodge responsibility yet again
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/aTVspy43xxI
>>158307247mad how they sacked the single most competent coach after Alex
>>158304546Have to keep in mind England has 0 success on the national stage and it makes them very selfconscienous that every neighbor is better at the game they invented so they have to live vicariously through the one team that at least has had some success on the international stage. Kinda like how french people just view PSG as france national team 2.0 but on a larger scale
>>158310128You can't even write English properly
Guys we have lost to como 4-1 which is a very bad resultAnd now I'm genuinely worried I'm having trouble returning home and will now have to sit in ICE detention for 6 months and hope to keep my green card Please pray for me
>glazers actually panicked during COVID when fans stormed the pitch>bought ronaldo in the summer to calm the masses>cattles are happy again like nothing happenedthey actually deserve all of this
>>158313282Fans stormed the pitch???I keep telling everyone bro,The only way united makes a comeback is returning to their workmanlike hard-nosed roots But that's impossible now because they want to do the flashy things In a nutshell, there is no way back for them. Because what put them in the top 6 is impossible to do today with what they want to project and what their global brand goals areIt's over
>>158310128Bizarre post
they wanna be flash u cant win like that anymore unless ur mancherster city u gotta go murder ball but they aint wanna do be doin that
>>158315519thats why mourinho is still king post furgesonengland is too shit of a country to attract actual stars, unless you're city
>>158313334yep, to understand man uniteds retarded decisions youve got to understand what the glazers and united hierarchy above carrick want for the club, what their aims are, what they view success as and what they look for in a player.1.placate the delusional fans from africa and india2.get major social media interaction, especially if they can create it into a window long saga3.it makes them look like theyre still a big clubin a traditional sense united arent a football club. they dont prioritize winning, they dont need to win to make money. the fanbase is so massive that they can sustain themselves without prize money. how they operate is shilling man u branded crap to foreign countries fans, and sponsorships.they use their social media interaction numbers to get sponsorships, and sign players who would raise that. infact the players are told that signing for united would increase their brand value and wealth, so only players who only care about fame and money rather than winning will join them.because social media interaction is just a number, someone typing man utd are shit is worth just as much to them as man utd are good in regards to attracting sponsors. if theyre shit and the world is trolling them, it earns them more interaction /money. they are a marketing firm with a football arm
>>158315519Since Ineos has arrived and got control of the football operations, the club has gone into freefall Concession prices gone Ticket price increase Sacking more staff than initially stated Extending Ten Hag and then firing him Allegations of breaking football promises to Ten Hag Charging adults and kids for membership gift back. Chasing Ashworth all season, paying to get him, then sacking after 165 days. With a large sacking fee. Hiring Amorim, mid season, against his wishes. Trying to interfere with his coaching etc and then sacking him when he publicly called them out. Insisting we need a new stadium, even though we are in debt. The 2026 summer transfer window. 3 managers in 2.5 years.And thats just off the top of my head. Im sure there are more and the only good thing I can think of Ineos doing is investing in Carrington.Now I dont want to fall into the trap of revisionism on pre Ineos days as there were copious amounts of issues. But the footballing side of things was better, including the following: Lowest league finish was 6th 4 trophies (2024 FA cup had nothing todo with Ineos) More European football Better football on the pitch (not every year!) Overall we had better windows (again, not every purchase was great)Listen the Glazers, Woodward and Arnold, et al. Were bad, but are/were they any worse than who we have now?
>>158316058Yap, i have no clue how Jim Ratcliff became so wealthy, because based on the way he manages United, he is thick as pig shit.
>>158316078INEOS clubs Lausanne and Nice both literally bottom of their leagues right now. And the Women's team are all dead last in their respective leagues.“No top team in world football subscribes to a model whereby you ‘FIX’ one area of the team only PER transfer window. Even then, fixes look temporary at best.“Ineos were said to have ‘fixed’ United’s attack under Amorim when they recruited Cunha and Mbeumo, ideal player profiles for Amorim’s 3-4-2-1 system as his No 10s.“This summer there was a laser-like focus on overhauling a midfield that lost Casemiro and has Ugarte, an Ineos signing that has long been a non-factor.“So, after missing out on their targets, they recruited Baleba for £70m, Santos for £50m, and Tielemans for £35m.Part of me would like the owners to just be open and up front about how we are and will remain a mediocre mid table club now and stop all this nonsense about actually competing again. It's been like this for years now but obviously no one can say anything because it will damage the 'brand'. it's why we have the same problems year on year no matter the manager or signings that come in. No one in that dressing room truly believes they are there to compete and you see it in the performances.Sad state of affairs really. It's so depressing to see the same things happening again this season and no one really believes we are going anything other than another up and down season where at best we might put a run together that gets us top 4 or maybe to a final but we'll still be miles of the top team and there's sure to be a few more embarrassing results along the way to put in the record books just like the last sorry 13 years or so.Bruno starts to deteriorate and mbeumo, sesko and cunha get dragged down by the negativity like all our other signings...which is already happening. Ineos plan is a nonsense. I have no answers for any of this but the club is and will remain a mess for a long time to come.
>>158313334>Fans stormed the pitch???Yes to stop them getting battered by Liverpool, the customers claimed it wasn't that but they never did it before or after, and Liverpool pumped them in the rearranged game anyway
surely united can win this one, bournemouth are relegation candidates, its at home this season they look terrible outside of that one game vs liverpool
>>158318160They are getting bodied by Tavernier and Co.
>>158307808It's no secret what Dragon Age is based on, retard. It's a spiritual successor to Baldur's Gate.
Baldurs Gate = MoyesNWN = van GaalKotOR = MourinhoMass Effect = OleDragon Age = ten HagAnthem = Amorim
Can't wait until we rape Mememouth tomorrow and see all you /mug/rons seething.
>>158325363Im cheering for man u to win so you keep carrick longer and dont get a proper manager. if he can get you to about 8th i think he can last the season
>>158325440>so you keep carrick longerhe's gone lad, next loss he's gone.
>>158325440Worry not, when Carrick gets sacked they will get Nagelsmann or Southgate. /mug/ will live.I haven came across a youtube short, posted 6 months a go, with Brent Di Cesare saying he would be very keen on Nagelsmann, so the customer is being prepared.
>>158325506>Brent Di CesareNot his real name. His real name is Brent Clemison. Brent has wanted Nagelsmann before they got Carrick. He has never wanted Carrick. As for Southgate, he's said he's tired with football and doesn't enjoy it. He's never coming back. People have championed him to 'reset the culture' but he won't because he hates football now (fun fact, Michael Owen hated football too) so it ain't happening. Eddie Meme is the closest to Garreth.
>>158325568The tomboyish lass has more sense and said she would love Unai Emery, but he would never leave Villa to join that house on fire.
>>158325568>>158325654of the even slightly realistic options (they would consider joining, and are atleast considered decent by some) what would be the worst guy they could pick
>>158325654Tomboyish lass? What on United Stand? Or Alice? Either way Emery would require total control, guaranteed (he is effectively a sporting director AND manager) and it would cost probably £20m to buy him out. Only Hurtzerler would be more expensive and he has said 'no' already. Conte, Nagelsmann and Howe are the only options.>>158325707Depends, do you want short term /mug/ or long term /mug/. Short term, probably Howe. Long term? Conte. Conte would probably get them playing well but come windows being told he can't buy whatever he wants like he did at Chelsea etc and he cries and it melt downs.
>there's a big chance manutd will be last in the league after this round>Manchester United were last in the English top-flight table (or bottom of the division) after their opening 8 games during the 1921–22 First Division season.historic season, ladsup the Posh!
THE NEXT /MUG/ GONNA BE A BIG /MUG/THE NEXT /MUG/ GONNA BE A BIG /MUG/THE NEXT /MUG/ GONNA BE A BIG /MUG/THE NEXT /MUG/ GONNA BE A BIG /MUG/THE NEXT /MUG/ GONNA BE A BIG /MUG/
So...
I pretty much only remember when United lose so it's a bit surreal to me that they've finished high up sometimes.
I'm poised
my body is ready
as expected , kek
MUG GODS
>>158342182I GOTTA FEELING
you're jinxing it.
Sacked in the morning
HAHAHAHA
0 - Sacked at halftime1 - Sacked one hour after the final whistle2 - Sacked two hours after the final whistle3 - Sacked before the end of the day4 - Sacked tomorrow5 - Sacked before the game against Chelsea6 - Sacked after the game against Chelsea7 - Sacked in November8 - Sacked in December9 - Sacked in 2027Let's see what we're getting
>>158342427guy won't last the day if they lose.
12th place team > 17th place teamare we really surprised
>>158342440Roll
DID YA SEE THAT SCORE G
>>158342440>>158342460It is written
>>158285528Man U just fucking suck. End of.
Don't want to jinx it but something BIG is brewing
SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN
>>158342440Test
Bournemouth's only win prior to this in the League was fucking against a 10 man Sunderland.
>>158342440>>158342460>>158342600IT KEEPS HAPPENING
mug should be a sticky at this rate
cursed club
someone make a new /mug/ when this gets to 500
>>158342515wow that is one fat jewess
sacked by 3pmwelcome bagelsmann
We're going to need a bigger mug.
poonited
Its incredible Sir Alex hasnt died of some ulcer or something. If i had to watch this for 15 years with the club i built into a global powerhouse i wouldnt survive.
>you’ve lived to see manure be more of a banter club than spursI can die now.
>>158342815>>158342815>>158342815new
>>158342723If they relegate it should be a sticky for the entire off season
>>158342832His brain exploded a couple years ago but he's just a resilient motherfucker came back like nothing even happened
