Tonight >rags vs laffs Previous >>158285358
>laffs>rags
>>158292296I wish I were a new york nigga
i'm sorry but i kinda dont care about rags or laffs that's just the way it is
>ded wongs
>lost 7
>>158292318excuse me those are the last place >ded wongs
>>158292316Ve have vays uv making you vatch this game.
>>158292316You’re right, Ojvind. Neither team is relevant
>>158292337rags are relevant, laffs will never be
If your team hasn't won since the last millennium.... then they are irrelevant. Simple as.
Disclaimer: I live on planet retard
Gary gives you full control;how do you save hockey?
>The Toronto Maple Leafs defeated the New York Islanders 4–2 on April 17, 2022, at Scotiabank Arena.>Game Details>• Date: April 17, 2022>• Venue: Scotiabank Arena, Toronto, Canada>• Final Score: Toronto Maple Leafs 4, New York Islanders 2>Key Highlights>• Record Breaker: With the win, the Maple Leafs secured their 50th victory and reached 106 points, setting new franchise records for both categories.>• Playoff Impact: The loss officially eliminated the New York Islanders from postseason contention.>• Absence: Toronto played without their leading goal-scorer Auston Matthews, who sat out with a minor injury.>• Goaltending: Jack Campbell made 27 saves for Toronto, while Ilya Sorokin stopped 33 shots for the Islanders.
>>158292385>contract the league to 24 teams>promote fighting >let players show personality in interviews >reduce the season >change points structure >make games start on time >make the players date famous women
>>158292401>laffs
>obsesses over the laffs constantlyhaha what an irrelevant team amirite???
>>158292406>let players show personality in interviewis this guy a fucking retarded faggot or something?
>>158292427he is clearly a she
>>158292406This, except it would be 18 teams (9 in each conference, no divisions, top 4 in each conference make the playoffs, 1-8 seeding format like before)Oh, and the dating famous women thing wouldn't be necessary at all.
>>158292444Excellent post
We all just need to bee ourselves more out there and play the game our way
>>158292385Free hot/iced coffee at the arena concession stands upon request
>>158292385I would relocate Montreal to Houston then change literally nothing else.
free admission on bud1 day (observed on 22nd day of april)
only 6 months til the 5th anniversary of 04/17/22
>>158292467>Canadiens de Houston Based
ron duguay died :(
>>158292497no one asked
>>158292497prime paylin > prime lisa ann
aren't boomers usually into sports? I notice the older I get the less I care. I barely watch any live sports anymore.
>>158292504when you're a young broke pleb it's a way to hope for somethingwhen you're an old rich patrician it's nothing but an amusing spectacle
>>158292504>>158292519thoughts on your loss to bud?
>>158292504or you're just dutch and hockey isn't for your nation, you are an S-tier footie country
>>158292444
>>158292571Good list
>>158292571doesnt make sense. kings, blues and minnesota/dallas (north stars) should be included, this might come off as a surprise but they were among the first teams that came after original six. also kraken, come on
>>158292504sports betting and gambling has won over a huge portion of young adult male crowd thanks to stuff like Barstool Sports and bros like Pat McAfee on ESPN
bud did not 1
any good games incoming?
>>158292457Based! WAGMI
F
>>158292504You’re busy and have other priorities, Yamato
The Atlanta Bog Bodies
>>158292702is that a swastika duck
>>158292497This chick got her tits removed and does fantasy football content now
Ron Duguay Died
SACRE BLEU WE ONLY SIGNED ZE SCUMBAG KREIDER
>>158292752trb must be about
it is so over
>>158292401Almost 100 years old as a franchise and you've been relegated to posting about regular season victories because of some online lowcow got raped. Pathetic.
>>158292519If only I was amused. I used to travel for hours for hockey and football matches. Take time off work, spend a bunch of money. Now I can't even be bothered to watch those teams live.
>scoreless draw in Moline, IL
Montreal "locking up the core before any accomplishments" son or Toronto "braging about winning with said core" daughter
>>158292748I see it now
my ducks are gonna lose again tonight :(
>>158292784>he was dating Sarah palinwtf
>164 poundsno wonder why every player gets injured, they're built like twigs
>>158292748>>158292848its just the ideal male body experience
>>158292861little twink
>Suzuki out 2 to 4 weeksThe Habs were already deep as a puddle at center. This is a huge blow for them
>>158292876San Jose: Bane of Captains, Slayer of Centers
Is /hoc/ ready to discus the flames winning streak. Or are we gonna keep pretending it didn't happen.
>>158292861low test levels
>>158292861It could just be poor diet and early-onset osteoporosis Diet and environment have a lot to do with development
>>158292894I dont know what you are talking about
>Habs are likely a playoff contender for years to come>Their center depth is awful>Habs fans chanting WE WANT LARKIN>Larkin doesn't have Habs on his listDead Wongs bros... we could've gotten some nice assets from this
>>158292894If they win tonight its an easy games 5,6 against detroit and Toronto
>>158292861why aren't more nhl players 220 pounds of goo like i am
>>158292894I'm ready to keep pretending it didn't happen
>>158292861Most players aren’t twinks
Holy shit it’s so over
>>158292861So is he gonna be like Kane? Someone who basically avoids contact at all costs. Not sure his possession game is going to look great with a frame that small.
>>158292296
>Last night's emotional #sens-#flapanthers game produced max fines for Nick Cousins ($4,091.49) and Matthew Tkachuk ($5,000) stemming from a scrum around the Ottawa bench
>>158292998Only a matter of time for ST. Mathews
florida getting rinsed last night as obvious. they have reached the 'outscore their issues' phase of their window and i think they will continue to have trouble with defensively sound teams that can score.
>>158293016He's going to demand a trade eventually to get a cup
>>158292991It's flu shot season and they are all mRNA verisons now. expect to see more of this in the next few months
>>158292983well there goes the fire sale, too. is there literally anything dubas will not fuck up?
>>158293038No anymore
krakheads versus mammies tonight
>>158293049>mRNA venison
>>158293060As I said, to get a cup.
>>158293038He's got a year left on his contract, he's just going to walk or get flipped at the deadline next year.He planned for this.
will we get hometown remix reveals today?
>>158293079Gavin is growing up to be a cup machine
>>158293093If by cups you mean jockstraps
>>158293063Shall be fun
>>158293097so does Gaivn
>>158293063
>>158293049
>>158293081That was his plan pre lottery
> The Poogeut Sound Climate Changes>vs> the Stink Lake City Whostadons Those people are way more into handegg and monster trucks than the subtle art of Ice Hockey anyhow
>>158292296maybe choking away points in every game where they had the lead was not such a good idea
>>158292998>laffs
>>158293086Gary has bigger fish to fry
>>158293093
>>158293151>>158292876>>158292792oops i'm retard (just like my goalies)
hellesuck trade is happening soon
>>158293120I can't imagine McKenna's current production is convincing enough for someone to re-sign.
>>158293199Jen
oilers vs canes with no staal... mcdavid is gonna have a 6 point game
>>158293238My sister's name is Jen, and I've always wanted to get her an Official JEN!!! t-shirt as a gift
> Nugent-Hopkins to make season debut for Oilers> "Not 'til I see the phone."
>>158292998Over 100 years old and only 4? LMAO
Good evening flames fans
>>158292406I do think these leagues should reduce to 24 teams. Not just NHL but the other 3 too.
>>158293286Babs is rehabilitated he doesn't look at phones anymore and he learned how to smile
>>158293224he is one point behind celebrini's total through his first 11 games
>>158293324 * tick tock *
if your team doesn't play on the heritage classic™ hockey game, you're a vile sunbelt peasant
>>158293338He doesn't pass the eye test.
>>158293338"wow"
>>158293224You clearly don't know the power of speculation.
the iron suzuki has fallen
>>158293353my team's 1c is the aristocratic philip danault
>>158293363in french gay just means happy no sexual inuendos
should come as no surprise wyna fucked up again
>>158293338Who did Celebrini have on his rookie season?
>>158293424exactly, he had first line minutes and first try on the pp
MY Flyers are on a WINNING streak
>Habs are hyped up as a contender>1 regulation win in 9 games>1C is outYikes.
>>158293433i think they goofed not trying to get petterson after carlsson didn't work. their centers are trash.
Sooo freakin' true, bros....
>>158293433It's funny the coch refused to play the kids and now that they are getting real minutes they win.
>scoreless Swedish draws
sharks playin 2nite
>>158293504>18 yr old """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""child"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>158293504no chance for eklund revenge tooF
>>158293516It's just a ploy so (((they))) can keep raising the AOC bro.
>>158293476When they lose it's the coach's fault but when they win it's just accidental
Celebrini has twice as many points as Toffoli, Smith and Stenberg despite playing in fewer games
>>158293363he was drill baby drilling the palin pussy
celebrini will bust
>>158293569t. Bedard
>>158293569Inside your mom
>>158293581i have two dads go flames!
>>158293504Caps are a dark horse team this year. People underrate the hell out of their pipeline and drafting, they saw the inevitability of Ovi retiring and started to prepare accordingly years ago. I wouldn't even call what they're doing a retool, just incredible team management.
Soon AI will be realistic enough to generate a season where all my favourite players are on my team and I get to watch them for 84 evenings and listen to sports radio in the mornings and they win the cup in HD
>>158293440make the call kent
>Celebrini will bust inside BOTH of your Dads
>>158293549The coach refused to play their young star prospects like Michkov and Martone
>>158293599just canadian things kwab
>>158293596>I wouldn't even call what they're doing a retool, just incredible team management.they missed the playoffs last season
>>158293616Making shit up to be mad about
>>158293628Just like my Islanders
>>158293628Better to miss once while getting your ducks in a row than to miss ten consecutive years.
>>158293632Retard
>>158293392>the power of speculation.
>>158293652Cry
>>158293650the team isnt in playoff position this season and they won one playoff series since the cup, the team has been shit
>>158293392>the power of speculation
>the city of Florence, SC
>>158293670They have a team competitive enough to keep making the playoffs with only two players left from that cup team and they never even blew the team up.
>>158293678Is this the biggest Laffs meme?
>>158292876Could've just traded Zharkovsky and Hage for a center but they wanna hoard prospects like they're all the next Demidive
>PREEMPTIVELY planning the parade>laffs
>>158292983>>158292991its like acting surprised your team that benefited off insane career seasons and luck will regress back to earth...
/hoc/ is planning a parade for april 17 2027
>>158293713except they arent making the playoffs lmao
>>158293596>Caps are a dark horse team this year.Capitals are playing worse than the mediocre isles lmfao. Everyone overrated that team because Ovi is tanking that team.
>>158293740>>158293749just like my islanders
Whichever Canadian team wins the first cup since the drought will go down in history. It'll be the crown jewel. Beating Gary at his own game during the peak of his powers.
>>158293717It's up there, yeah.
>>158293770As funny as it is keeping the cup in the states if canada is gonna win a cup it should be the year after Gary leaves Gimme snes jots final
>>158293763
>>158293763surely if i repeat the same unfunny joke 10000 times, it will be funny this time
>>158293798cope my islanders have to be sonic >>158293801just like my islanders
What would be funnier>Ottawa breaks the drought and all six of their fans celebrate >Montreal breaks the drought, bringing the team that already has the most cups, hates being Canadian, and already won the last Canadian cup yet another championship victory
i'm boycotting this sport until a player steps up and gives a florida niggers panther player a career-ending injury
Mass effect is cancelled and hockey sucks now. What do i have to look forward to?
>>158293822I pick the sens because Toronto fans will literally explode if Tim Stutzle holds a cup before their faggot core comes close to a conference finals.
>>158293801Stupid jokes are the internet; we'd have no reason to be here beyond porn if there were no stupid jokes >Take my wife, and jerk off to her, please
>>158293835Mass effect 11 would have sucked anyway
>>158293822Ottawa so Omar can dance on Samir’s grave after he MAIDs
>>158293835did the bioware troons hang themselves?
>>158293838didn’t you learn your lesson after the easter bong hit you unfunny retard?
>>158293863Fuck off, retard
How is /hoc/ celebrating Halloween this year?
>>158293875what made you think playoff goals count towards a regular season record?
>>158293881Watching ice hockey, of course
>>158293822Habs winning the Cup would be the bad ending. I don't mind the team itself but the fanbase is cancer incarnate and them winning the Cup would turn said cancer terminal.
>>158293822please hold off until the expansion toronto team
>>158293920
>>158293844>>158293857Mass effect was based
>farligaste ledningen i Örebro
>>158293881Scary movies and a copious amount of candy, me thinks.
Seattle Kraken finding another mid 6 forward to trade for this deadline
>>158293996Good, they need all the help they can get.
>>158293968that's the guy that interviewed gape newell
>>158293822I don't care for Habs I just want Slaf to win
>chambers unironically simps for this
Just realized Dink Smallwood is a double double entendre.
>>158294064I can hear this picture
>>158294064I can smell this picture
>>158293968I can’t tell if that’s his arm or his leg
>Dink Smallwood
>>158294128That's his pimply shoulder blade, with a blossoming melanoma at the rear of the skull there
>>158294064You can tell that she's really knowledgeable about advanced statistics like WAR
>>158293822Habs winning would massively increase the value of my hockey card collection but nothing is worth more than1 9 9 3993
schizo - autist - psycho top line is extremely powerful
>>158294149What is it good for?>absolutely nothing… or so I’m told
short kangs don't win cups against goonsit's so over frenship brosi blame the goalies
>>158294200jlmi
Going to drink some beers tonight while watching the games. Pretty excited about that.
>the city of Gothenburg
>>158294241On a Thursday? Aren't you worried?
>>158294241just get french mountain sparkling water and get the celeri and carrots apperitives, friday morning (you) will be glad you did.you might get called faggot.
*passes the puck to anon*
>>158294260Did you write this in French and vue-le-vue into English ???
*spikes puck and does touchdown dance*
Going to have some marners tonight while watching the games. Pretty excited about that.
i’m a passer with no one to pass to
>>158294284yah
>>158293822Sens because Laffs lose to their sister team. It also makes sure Habs doesn't reach the event horizon of being obnoxious.
>>158294242idc this logo was kino
>the Mild are copying Dallas even in marketingNorm Green still lives rent free in this poverty franchise
>>158294362All Chief Head logos are inherently badass, and the people who file lawsuits against them... micro penises, every last one
>>158294410Pretty sure the family of the indian that was the model for the Redskins logo is wanting to sue to get the name and logo back on the team. If so: Based.
So we're all in agreement that the game of the night is >rags->laffs right?
>>158294436They'll lose, but it's a marketing ploy anyhow, so... go, Commanders
>>158294441Jests vs Stors
>>158294441For meme's sake, yes.
>>158294441Ya and then flames sloppy second
>>158294452>go, CommandersStraight to the fucking dumpster fire. Dan Quinn's gonna be working at Burger King by next season
>>158294441that's what i'm watching
>>158294467much like bud
>>158294198This is why Kuch is kingHe is all 3
>>158294441>somehow ends in a 0-0 shootout tie
>>158294519> Just like Bud's Burger fiefdom
do you guys think The Rizzler and The Costco Guys are rangers fans?
I’m drafting a script where my Islanders win the cup so we get to be Mario and the Knights have to be Sonic. I hope Gary accepts it
>>158294631
>>158294636I kinda wanna see a couple of Sonic long plays on the Sphere, desu Love watching stuff on a spherical display
>>158294649ah ha ah i like that lil niggaDOUBLE CHIP CHOCOLATE COOKIEBOOOM
>>158294687based and boompilled
>>158294649I might put my elbows down for this one if I see it...
/hoc/ is a costco business member genny
>>158293835>cancelledreminds me of slopdown
>laffs
>>158294575I fixed the sign>I'm going on a smoke break, don't @ me
for me it's the chicken bakes
>>158294752And a regular Denny's enjoyer!
>rags
>>158294724don't give them anything anon
It’s up
> Costco brand Hot Pockets
>>158294845I'm down
>>158293835it's for the greater good that ME was cancelled fren. the new current age writers would have retconned everyone and everything. ME3 ending might have been a huge letdown and we were lied about everything mattering in the end but now we can confirm that it's one of the top trilogies ever made within genre. renegade sentinel femshep and paragon vanguard chadshep 4 lyf nigguh
>>158294862In this general we support the Pillsbury Dough Boy.
>>158294924>2026is it still worth to play?
>>158294971if you havent played it, definitely. legendary edition is a letdown on some graphical levels... comparison can be found on youtube
>>158294845my dabres :(
>>158294954And Tim Horton's
>>158294971Yeah, just don't get stuck on the first planet for 9 hours
>>158295048cope you’ve been stuck on the first planet for 35 years
WELCOME TO PLANET RETARD! :D
>>158295062Rekt'em
it's actually a moon
i'm commander shepard and this is my favorite genny on planet retard
>>158295096
we're all still really peeved about Senators fans right? classless!
gary better drop them pucks on time or there will be heck to pay
>>158295062don't got enough omnigel to leave
FUCK YOU PODCAST
>>158295110ottawa? more like based-tawait's a very small market, but they pull their weight!
>>158294845Kitties are too high
>>158295141too soonfirst pricethen evansa month ago /ourguy/yesterday demigodtoday big dick nickcan't /hoc/ gods give us a break?
>>158295141why did celebrini do this
>>158295141what a pussy
>>158295141DON'T CARE they're still getting a wild card and that's more than they deserve
For me it's Nick Toyota
Who we rooting for?
/hoc/ makes me laugh sometimes
>>158295291Flames, obviously
>>158295291the good guys
>>158295309same. jlmi is hilarious
i've been here for 12 years and i haven't laughed once
>>158295373haha
>>158295373you sound like a mortician
>>158295373Sounds like a you problem
>>158295141catberg dies and now this. worst day ever
>>158295373But you’ve seen some pretty phenomenal posts and gimmicks
knights kneed to bounce back against the blose after getting raped the other day
>>158293539i wanna see aoc's tits
>>158293835zelda in two (2) weeks
the >rags are the third best time in the metro and will make the ploffs with ease
>>158295518Nasty!! Not Cool
>>158295532>remakeslopYawn.
>>158295535>third best team in the retard divisionGrim.
>>158295548the good news bro is you might make it out of kokiri forest before the seventh hour mark this time :)
Live LaffsLove
'abs down the middle for the next month
I remember when video games first came out, and there were no remakes >Which Atari was your favorite, /hoc/? I was a 2600 kid, when I wasn't fucking with the neighbor's ColecoVision
pong was a remake of ping-pong
>>158295642Not a single Canadian city; that's crazy
>>158295642He shouldn't have a say in the matter.
>>158295642>dog shit teams for retards >and Carolina
>>158295658frig off, gary
>>158295667No
>He has a CONTRACTUAL OBLIGATION to help out the team that has been continuously fucking him raw for 10 years
carolina's only played 1 team that's currently in a playoff spot(they lost)
>>158295632No, back then they just called that a "rip-off"; remakes are agreed-upon commercial endeavors and memes; Memes were called jokes back when I was a kid, and people would publish compiled lists of them and publish them in "books", another lost 20th-century artifice that you can find piles of in places called libraries, if you can find an open one in this day and age
>>158295642Mammoth bros were so in
Can't believe people are actually pissed at larks and helly. They had all damn summer to figure this shit out. Players are allowed to request a trade just like gms are allowed to trade. Oh the situation sucks, we aren't getting fair value, nyeh. Fuck off and do your jobs gms, look at how much better off Ottawa is for getting sloth off the roster
>>158295752the asking price for larkin is delusional as hell dude
the plan? ott/sj on the tv, tor/nyr on the laptop
>>158295752Larkin had a 3 team list until recently. All three of which either didn't want him or literally had no cap/assets. Nobody is blaming Larkin for wanting out, people are blaming him for being a bitch who wants his cake and eat it too.
they should trade larkin to the moon haha
>>158295752>Players are allowed to request a trade just like gms are allowed to trade.GMs are also allowed not to trade. And players are allowed to not sign a long-term contract with No Movement Clauses.
>>158295798Yeah I agree, just eat it and move him. Detroit is not winning a Larkin trade away from the playoffs in the Atlantic. There's no winning a larkin trade. >>158295801And brady had a one team list. You can't pretend that everyone on the wings doesn't want this done. Illitch is being a dumbass.
>I want out because the team is never going to be competitive and the front office is one of the worst in the league>"Okay, how about we trade you to a team that is never going to be competitive and where the front office is one of the worst in the league?">No>"WHY AREN'T YOU HELPING US OUT YOU DISGUSTING SELFISH PRIMA DONNA"
>>158295642Habsxirs... Our chants didn't work...
>>158295698He sucks and now he's finally figuring out NOBODY wants him
>>158295843Difference is Panthers had assets. The ideal trade right now is with Utah out of those 10 teams.
>>158295843>There's no winning a larkin trade.Then Detoilet should keep him. He signed a contract until 2030. If you negotiate a NMC you negotiated a right to stay, not to pick your destination when you want to leave.
>>158295698Not much different from me having a contractual obligation to do my job even though my employer fucks me in the ass at every step
>>158295874Utah is patiently waiting for Matthews.
>>158295856>a slave obeys
>>158295892Cope, He's never leaving
>>158295856>I want out because the team is never going to be competitive and the front office is one of the worst in the leaguePlayers should sign 1-2 year deals then. But they won't because they want the money and the security while being able to whine their way out when anything goes south.Fuck them and fuck their fucking agents.
rags vs laffs, huh? whoever wins, /hoc/ wins
>>158295856Habs aren't that bad.
>anon has returned from a 2 day ban and will skate tonight
might make popcorn, might not
Please cheer hard for our flames. I'll do my part by dreaming they win
>>158295904Alex Debrincat was given a 7x13 by Detroit, making him the owner of the largest contract in Red Wings history.Star players were making $13m a year ten years ago.Fuck the team for being the cheapest Jews in the league. This isn't the "oh fuck we're running out of money" Jets, this is one of the oldest and most storied sports teams in North America.
>>158295902He's 41 years old and playing in the Swedish tier 3.
Cowan McDavid NylanderMcKenna Matthews Marchenko
>>158295958Why the fuck do you care what player salaries are? The higher the salaries the more the owners spend and the more you are paying to watch the games in the arena or on television you stupid fuck.The players don't deserve to have that much money anyways. They're monkeys who dances for our entertainment.
>>158295876Lmao what a brain dead take. It's incredibly toxic for your franchise to hold on to a player that wants out. You think the rest of the league isn't watching illbitch fuck over the wongs? And a nmc is expressly so you have control over where you go. Players waive to go where they want literally all the time.
>>158296004>toxic
>>158296004>And a nmc is expressly so you have control over where you goNo it's fucking not. It's expressly so your GM won't be able to trade you against your will, fucking retard.
>>158295996>the higher the salaries the more the owners spend and the more you are paying to watch the games in the arena or on televisionthis doesnt hold any water baseball salaries are way higher than hockey ones and yet ticket prices are similar and tv access is easier
>>158296031offset by higher ad revenue
>>158296031Because there are 350 regular season games and no one gives a shit about boreball until the playoffs.
>>158295752>Players are allowed to request a tradeno, they should not
>>158295958how THE FUCK are you still posting after I destroyed you and your bozo argument about sticking it to the fat cats in the owners suite by having your NHL HEROES make as much as your NBA HEROES that you worship so much. I'll let the rest of the board batter you this time
>>158295650only 2 are snowbelt teams
>>158296042>offset by higher ad revenueg
any good games ???
>>158295923Did you hurt the seperatists feelings too?
To the Panthers fan who said that they were going to destroy Our Sennies I say to you, lol
>>158295996>Why the fuck do you care what player salaries are?You're seeing it all come to a head right now in Detroit, players sure as shit care about what they're getting paid and Detroit is trying to nickel and dime every single one of them, they've been lowballing players that actively want to be there.Larkin's negotiations were messy, Raymond's negotiations were messy, Seider's negotiations were messy, and now Edvinsson's negotiation is messy. And that's four out of the five good players on the fucking team.You're stomping your feet and shitting your diaper about the players being greedy when Detroit is constantly throwing tantrums over paying players league average from five years ago.
>>158296021>trade you against your willOh huh, kinda sounds like you have a say in where you go Almost like you can't be traded without your consent Almost like you have control over where you goLmao you absolute fucking donkey
>>158296082Flames have a change to extend their winning streak
/hoc/'s Jackies :(
>>158296138Chance
>>158296138Our Flames*
>>158296114I'm not arguing that Detroit has not been badly run. I just don't give a shit if NHL superstars earn 1 million or 50 million per year because it doesn't effect me as a fan in the slightest. Why would I, a fan, stand on the barricades and shout for higher player salaries?>>158296120>Almost like you have control over where you goNo, as I already said, if you negotiate a NMC you are negotiating the right to STAY for the duration of that negotiated contract. You are NOT negotiating the right to be traded to your preferred destinations when you don't want to stay anymore.
>>158295048How do you get stuck on Eden Prime for any amount of time?
>>158296178>You are NOT negotiating the right to be traded to your preferred destinationsSure you are. Players request trades all the time. It's not a guarantee you'll be traded but it is a guarantee you aren't going to Columbus against your will
>>158296249>It's not a guarantee you'll be tradedSo it's not a right then.
>>158295958The problem here is not signing Edvinsson first. Debrincat could wait. E isn't playing because Ilitch is a retard.
>>158296178>Why would I, a fan, stand on the barricades and shout for higher player salaries?Because when a team closes the coffers and tries to talk every player down 25-50% from his initial offer every single fucking negotiation you end up with a situation like Detroit's where every player abhors the organization and free agents worth a damn don't want to be anywhere near it.Detroit wants to be Montreal so badly but can't draft or scout half as well as them. By the time Detroit figured out these players were good the players also realized they were good.
>>158296276Because giving out high salaries has ever made a team more of a destination?Calgary isn't more of a destination because they gave Nemec 7.25 million and Dallas isn't less of a destination because they penny-pinched and gave Rantanen and Robertson 12 million.
>>158296322It's not about turning the team into a destination you stupid ass, free agents don't want to interact with the front office trying to negotiate a deal that 50% of the league would give them without any argument.
Trade Larkin to the Flames
What was the slur?
Send hellebuyck to train in Yellowknife
>>158296363Retard
>>158296387No need to be rude buddy I was just asking a question
>>158296358Yeah they do. As long as they in the end get what the agents ask for.>>158296363They should concentrate on playing hockey instead of doing faggot investigations. Imagine being so much of a fucking faggot that you get paid for "investigating" shit like this.Whoever launched this and everyone involved deserves to be slowly strangled to death in front of their families.
>>158296395I didn't call you a goalie
>>158296362let me guess, for a 3rd round pick?
>>158296397You're a bit mad bud
>>158296363https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23APFR9yDjA
somebody said gary bettman is the white tony khanis this true?
>>158296462He's always mad.
watching ODog on the pregame show
>>158296363goalies have the retardation
>>158296571What's odog
Van vs Wangs. Who are we backing?
>>158296560tiny couldn't lace gary's boots
>>158296593not much, what aboot you, bud?
>>158296602wangs obviously
>>158296560nah. gary doesn't give a FUCK about the talent and tells them how it is. tiny tries to befriend the talent and has too many chiefs not enough indians running rampant
>>158296488The stuffy won this kwab.
Gonna binge Heated Rivalry later and goonGo Flyers btw!
I would defend Gary with my life
>>158296611I'm baking tendies and waiting for hockey desu and I gooned all day
>>158296641>>158296634seek jesus
>>158296640I too would defend Gary to the utmost with your life
>>158296665This is a true story
there is nothing wrong with being Portuguese and selling oranges for a living
>ATTENTIONMy Devils are imminentYes you read that right, the main characters of this league are about to play
I #StandWithGary
but there is something wrong with being a fan of the rangers
The Texas Rangers or Tex's Rangers
>>158296711I like the devils because of brodeur and their logo but all their players today are lame gay why?
your debbies are not /playoffsbound/
Devils Derangement Syndrome already taking hold of this thread. The fear is real
>>158296711
The next expansion should be to Arkansas (pronounced Ar-Kansas)
>>158296782Cope
>>158296790But the Scouts were from Missouri and not from Kansas althoughbeit
can a meteor fall on the scotiabank arena please
hockey's on
and for that reason I'm out
>>158296867gary says no
>>158296867No? Isles puck drop is in 21 minutes
>>158296871heh You are the weakest link. Good bye.
cowan scaaaar
wtf was that???
COWAN
We're watching sens-sharks btw
>>158296916no we aren't
>>158296916get out newfag
my sharkies :\
>>158296916Go back.
scoreful game in toronto>laffs
>>158296916I'm watching my kitties
That Misa kid looks completely lost
askarov may as well be finnish
Damn my Sensies look night and day with Sanderson in the lineup
pas de but
>>158296989I had high hopes for him. Sad
>>158296989Whatever small progress he made last year is gone, he looks abysmal.
kek based randy
Second game the dumbass ref thought a puck that hit the crossbar went in. Not sending your best Gareth.
>>158296989he needs to sync up better with his linemates and pay more attention. stenberg is already more responsible.
my sharkies :)
>cowan's rookie contract ends at the same time as auston's contract>they will not trade him because laffs were bound for playoff greatness>2nd round exit>matthews leaves because laffs cant afford to give him the kind of money that it takes for someone to be ok with remaining cupless>pay cowan huge dollars because he played well with auston>turns out cowan is a matthews babby>contract hell>cycle continues>matthews wins a cup somewhere else and basically goes the same way as kessel didI am sorry but this is maple leafs future, you know that it will happen again like this
My Sensies :(
>snes
>rags>rags
>snes has erssongood fucking riddance, that man is dogshit
>laragsnes
>>158297095i trust the finns
scouting report: anon anomyous>fat and slow>takes bad benulties>refuses to listen to coachrecommendation: draft him in the second round
>swedish goaltending
my sharks
>>158297120i told my mom i was being scouted but she didn't believe me!
Shit teamShit fansShit franchise
refs conspiring to take away McQueen's first NHL goal
>>158297114nationality isn't an issue here. he played for my flyers you see
My penguins (:
>Cooper BlackLiterally who
>tfw mostly shit games tonight
>>158297152you just said who
My Debbie’s (:
Fucking Jack is playing like SHIT again
>/hoc/ anons gather together for a big round of hoki>it's actually nothing
>>158297041that dude has aged 15 years in the past few
>>158297177i say we hit the sauna while we wait for the good hockey
It's time to fire Pat Verbeek
>>158297177wizards are cool
>>158297194Let me finish my workout first aarni
>>158297194i just laughed out loud at the turkish one at work
GRAND LARCENY
>>158297194can we play a few rounds of Sauna Gollum?
>>158297120But I’m popular in the locker room
Garand? Yah, I'm thinking based
any fun games to lull me to sleep tonight?
I can't believe the Ducks are blaming Minty for their defensive struggles.
>>158297200always were
>>158297240Mammoth vs kraken shall be fun
When the players rudely interrupt the wholesome chungus family interview segment with a goal and the reporter bitch has to impatiently wait for everyone to stop cheering before she can move on with the interview and give the people what they really want
>>158297258>fun
Rangers would be ahead if the laffs didnt score those two goals smdh >:(
Which team will trade for panarin at the deadline?
>>158297258fug that wasn't the funny one this is(it says down with the russians) for those of you philistines who don't speak finnish
Lord Gary's Cup will stay in the Gary belt.
>>158297313caps but they need sweeten the deal a lot and kings need to retain salary. ovi's final run you see. they could also go for larkin
>>158297315what is life like with a finnish wife
Who invited Nashville?
Way way way too many niggers.
how many points for mcdavid tonight?
>>158297375He paid his appearance fee.
Just what is the relationship these days between mighty ducks the team and mighty ducks the movie does coach bombay show up at games from time to time or what
>>1582974006.7
Is there any human way that the Devils can be stopped?
>>158297358it's pretty good but not everyone is luckyin other news, i checked the kings salary cap and they are fucked. they have zero star prospects, all the star players are getting older and dont carry the value they used to and they have only two good "young" players in Kempe and byfield. that kempe deal will be terrible in few years. ki gs are absolutely and utterly fucked
>>158297315They want my Russian D
sharks lost their 2nd best forward...
>>158297435Isn't this the same thing that happened to the Habs lol
bud1
which game are we watching
>>158297423Is it too late to get any more skaters out of Mother Hughes
>>158297453>rags>laffs
>>158297423>a grown man named Doogie
>>158297457Watch it.
>>158297453Right now I'm flipping around, but once the int is over, >rags @ >laffs is the only game on
Got a hot take I'm saving for the next thread
there shouldn't be a next thread
>>158297431Clarke is good and young. Byfield not good. They used to be shilled as having the best prospect pool but they all busted or were traded away. It's over
>>158297477trvke
Got a hot Marner, I'm saving for the next break
>>158297423Who is still healthy next spring?
>>158297512>>158297512>>158297512New
>>158297508Sounds like the slop I saved up in my colon the other day, no surface was spared from scarring.
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEES
