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>>158297512Are you doing anything fun for Diwali?
Austin Mathews will never leave Toronto since their is no other roster completely designed to farm him goals
>The Toronto Maple Leafs defeated the New York Islanders 4–2 on April 17, 2022, at Scotiabank Arena.>Game Details>• Date: April 17, 2022>• Venue: Scotiabank Arena, Toronto, Canada>• Final Score: Toronto Maple Leafs 4, New York Islanders 2>Key Highlights>• Record Breaker: With the win, the Maple Leafs secured their 50th victory and reached 106 points, setting new franchise records for both categories.>• Playoff Impact: The loss officially eliminated the New York Islanders from postseason contention.>• Absence: Toronto played without their leading goal-scorer Auston Matthews, who sat out with a minor injury.>• Goaltending: Jack Campbell made 27 saves for Toronto, while Ilya Sorokin stopped 33 shots for the Islanders.
>two minute minor for excessive ass patting!
>>158297526
Go Bruins!
>we're already finished with 1/8 of the season
>>158297548enjoy it, this one's the last
>>158297548My islanders are already finished
>>158297483remember that kaliyev guy, dude was supposed to be a steal but turns out he was a bust. turcotte as well. very grim
>>158297548Time flies when you’re having fun with frens :D
>>158297580>already finishedmuch like trb's life
>>158297548Life cums at you fast.RIP
>>158297537wtf i have never been penalized for that
>laffs
nice one gavin
>>158297541Lol
>b2b
SCAAAAARRRRRANGERS
you're on thin ice officer bob
>>158297610details please
oof. mckenna
>>158297512Are they really wanting to move out of downtown dallas?That was the one thing my taxi driver could point out next to the mavericks building from love field.Who the hell flies to ft. worth by choice?
>>158297642Defending was optional at penn state
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYES
>>158297681I love the quacks!Do it again!
>DOUBLE MAJOR!!! HIGHSTICKING!!!!!!!!!!
/hoc/ would be so cozy without southron wogs trying to fit in
>>158297681What the hell happened to the Ducks? Did 18 million dollar man ruin them?
how about a TRIPLE major?!
>>158297718don't worry. Kullimikke will will it and if they win the stanlii kappi åland will post grandlund's cock photo
>>158297730Player will be executed.>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>158297587Their best prospect was Faber but apparently he didn't want to stay there regardless. It's all very grim and Kenny hasn't helped by signing hasbeens to a hasbeen team
>>158297730Yes
Garbage SA%s in Toronto
my islanders are once again showing why they have to be sonic
what's for dindins, bros?
absolute state of toronto
>turn the game on>Pasta scores 2 seconds laterno need to thank me
sanderson with the intentional neon knee
>>158297817what happens if you turn it off and then on again
Bobrovsky is bad bro
>>158297536>laffs
>rags
>>158297870Yes but also >rags
We need a designated creator of webms for all the beautiful /hoc/ women in the crowd
Goalful game in Torano
not so fast, >rags
tyler foli scored
>>158297856>replay of the same goal
Bench both starting goalies for the third
I ranger posted too soon O_O
>>158297708>/hoc/ would be so cozy without trbtrue
>>158297901oh...
>>158297718Team with no defense still doesn't have a defense and only started hot.
>>158297927How do you feel about Finnish Legend Temu Salami
Why is the ducks broadcast so dog shit this season? I have surround sound and I can hear some production guy giving cues in my left speaker
2nd periods are underrated. Think about it
haven't watched a full game yet this year
>>158297945he played in 6 olympics
My penguins are winning (:
ssscarrrrrrrrrrrr
haven't seen a puck yet this year
>cop and usher walking together behind penalty boxIs someone getting bounced in Dallas?
>rags and laffs only worthwhile game tonightgrim
>>158297994Who
>>158297985Every period is special in its own way. That's the beauty of it.
>>158297794It would be nice if they could be mario just once in a while
>>158298020Retard
G R A FRAF
Based Nurse knew they could do it shorthanded
the ottawa janitors are falling apart out there!
Genuinely, unironically, whats to stop someone from getting a 800lb goalie
my sharkies :)
>>158297986>trb yet again admits he's a casualwe know
graf is the sleeper pick for best non-celebrini player on the shorks
>>158298108Physics
>>158298108The "goalies" cardio vascular system
>>158298108>>158298129>>158298149he wouldn't even have to move. give him a deck chair to sit in
how about a 800lbs puck?
>jlmis losing>niggts losing
OKAY EVRYBAWDY LETS GET OUR VORIZON ON MMMMHMMM I KNOW THATS RIGHT
>>158297945sometimes old farts shouldn't go on the internet. some great hockey he did play though
>>158298123their best utility player>collin we're going to need you to fill every role today>>158298108the samoa strat
On my third donut
>>158298166You have to switch sides every period and move out of the way for net work during TV timeouts
>>158298189san jose sharks EBUG: collin grafhey wait a minute!
Making bacon in the oven
>>158298196lingonbrrries or something berries?
>*sizzles in your thread*
yeah Stenberg's career is over.
that wasnt a double minor for bennett high stick. no penalty was even called. ref was right there and no hand went up. they stopped play and called double minor with no blood whatsoever just to review it. they arent supposed to just stop play whenever they want without reason. no one was calling a penalty and didnt even see it. theres no blood. no cut. nothing.
graf assaulted doběs btw
>>158298108Just shoot at his head until he dies
>>158298173#justbroshipthings
celebrini doesn't have a point...
>>158298247what happend?
>>158298108He'd fall through the ice.
Islanders are pathetic frauds. Everybody is laughing about them
>>158298299Well get wide tires for him to spread out the weight like a zamboni
should be 74 games not 84
>>158298343Cope
>>158298343should be 16 teams instead of half the league being ahl lvl or worse.
>67get
holy FUCK asky!!!
FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEINFEINFEINFEINFEIN
>>158298250Panthers getting favorable reffing? Colin Campbell says that's impossible
leafs scaaar
>>158298343Just like your IQ
>>158298189he's the only forward that understands how to play defense, outside of 'brini of coursehaving a real pk/shutdown specialist is so refreshing
>>158298359Should be promotion/relegation.
San Jose Farts
should be 04 teams playing 17 games in 22 days
is hoc human or is it dancer?
Here at /hoc/ we affirm and avow the followingI believe in one God,the Father almighty,maker of heaven and earth,of all things visible and invisible.I believe in one Lord Jesus Christ,the Only Begotten Son of God,born of the Father before all ages.God from God, Light from Light,true God from true God,begotten, not made, consubstantial with the Father;through him all things were made.For us men and for our salvationhe came down from heaven,and by the Holy Spirit was incarnate of the Virgin Mary,and became man.For our sake he was crucified under Pontius Pilate,he suffered death and was buried,and rose again on the third dayin accordance with the Scriptures.He ascended into heavenand is seated at the right hand of the Father.He will come again in gloryto judge the living and the deadand his kingdom will have no end.I believe in the Holy Spirit, the Lord, the giver of life,who proceeds from the Father and the Son,who with the Father and the Son is adored and glorified,who has spoken through the prophets.I believe in one, holy, catholic and apostolic Church.I confess one Baptism for the forgiveness of sinsand I look forward to the resurrection of the deadand the life of the world to come. Amen.
>>158298696One of the worst songs ever. The world would be a better place if that band had died in a tragic bus accident before they wrote that.
Didn't read
>>158298763wouldn't even have known that that was some song reference. official /hoc/ anthem is obviously den glider in
My penguins (:
>>158298716My ancestors killed you types over that apostasy, and today I'm obligated to unalive you accordingly. Sorry. Nothing personnel.
I hate chugs. The only thing they bring to the oilers is smoking fent and leaving feces around rogers place.
Ottawa SNES
>>158298900It's funny because he does suck
>>158298938
What is this defense called?
boutta drop a heavy marnerref better keep that whistle handy cause it's about to get messy in the crease
DROP THE PUCK GARY
>>158298958Fuck you you fucking piece of shit
There's girls field hockey on. They're getting sweaty together, lots of physical closeness, I'm getting aroused.
>>158298895desu the united states america was founded by the nutcase christians that we didn't want over here
>>158298977
oilers are gonna win by double digits
>>158298967Not my job
>>158298967The tripple Gavin McKenna
Wait who the hell is a kaskimäki? Cool name though.
>>158299000i'm checkin those triple digits
The laffs crowd is unbelievably low energy I thought Canada liked hockey
>>158299022>"slash-and-burn hill" Pretty metal
>>158298996What did the islanders ever do to you
>>158297541Lmao you should see the amount of them people at Canucks games
>>158299065>The laffs crowd is unbelievably low energyhow so?
>>158299093Completely dead arena compared to my sabres
>>158299065Laffs games are filled with corporate suits doing business since lower bowl tickets are all at least a thousandMy father went to one for a similar reason, lawyers got them tickets right along the boards
>>158299070For most finns it evokes imagery of this painting
>>158299022a zoomer on the blues
>>158298852Obivously.
>>158299115such is life on swedish imperialism
>>158299115she has corpsepaint on
>>158299110>Canadians are shit fans compared to this arena full of Canadian fans
are the bruins legit?
Fucking Husso
>>158298967"Like you'd really do it"
>>158299022I thought it was Otto Kivenmäki, the supposed passing genius who is on his way to become a flop in Timrå.Is mäki the Finnish version of berg or something?
>>158299218no, they had a strong october last season
We will never win another game we are literally that bad
>>158299246>Is mäki the Finnish version of berg or something?yeah kinda as we don't really have mountains