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lmao at the ref td
Tel Aviv Patriots
>here's your touchdown sir>thanks for the 30 mil
Zionist fix is in
Patriots are so poorly coached, a well coached team would beat this zesty qb and his merry band of deep dish faggots.>>158298905He went to jail for assault a few years ago.>>158298902C needs more tummy but other than that good.
>>158298921Ref chads don't fuck around.
Why are the flags everywhere?
Caleb still won't throw for 4k because of his injury
Is Clayface good? based or cringe?
the pats really are blessed aren't they
It’s soup time lads
there's something peculiar about caleb....
>30 million dollarsI don't think I like those "people"
Nice "defense," Patriots.
Is this the thread?
>>158298951There's a fly in there.
>>158298945I watched Scary Movie with my gf the other night it was based
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKED
STRAIGHT GOOD QB VS GAY REFBABBY QB
shit teams
You guys are watching this on Primevision, right? It is so fun to see if the receivers are actually open and if the QB is the one fucking up or not.
>>158298951Sometimes I think about bringing baked goods to my job but cumming in the batter firstAnyway, these defenses suck
>>158298951thats vomit
>>158298968I didn't know Drake was gay?
>>158298972I just clicked on it let's see.
my bengals would get bootyblasted by both of these shit teams
Are special teams going to cost NE the game?
Hopefully in the future we can have AI call games with Madden & Summerall. No need for anyone new honestly.
What are Mexicans in Chicago like?
If my vikies were playing it would be 3-6 right now.
Patriots went from having no secondary to negative secondary
>>158298972No, I'm not spending extra money to watch one fooseball game
>>158298991whomst?
>>158298993Based
>>158298991sweaty pits
>>158298951Is this human meat or what am I looking at
>0-2 against rival jesters
Bears should just run the ball more abd save caleb for the 4th quarter where he can heroball.If they do that, they'd win a superbowl.
>>158299008Pits McGee
>>158298994Touchdowns are over rated anyways
>>158298956I really want to be woman. I want to be fucked and cummed in and impregnated.
>>158298991
>>158298991zoomers couldnt handle a Madden Summerall booth because neither of them ever did the fake retarded voice inflections
>>158298991Shame she's a midget
Any water girl who works for an nfl team is a massive slut. You can just tell.
>>158299027I don’t want to be a woman but it would be nice to be desired at all
>>158299027light yourself on fire bro
>>158299034>>158299035>>158299039trvke
bears arent even very dangerous creatures in general
>>158299039Tell me more
>>158298972Oh wow that's pretty cool actually
>>158299027I know that feel bro
>>158299017>Germany knows a lot about being 0-2
>>158299006it's free https://www.twitch.tv/primevision
>>158299014Why would you think that
You gotta go for it
SHORT
Are bitches in Chicago hot, fat, or both?
fuck virtual measurement bullshit just play the fuckin game man
>>158299039obviously they also offer "relief" to the players when they need it
>5 inchesmogs me
>5 inchesShort by a micropenis
ref moved it half foot up
That was nowhere near the line
>>158299064Fat
>>158299027Just don't chop your cock off. That's like an angel without wings.
>FIVE INCHES?!>..OKany of you care to chime in on this? disappointment at all levels of the game
>>158299064Bit of everything. It's a big city
>>158299052t. Timothy Treadwell
>>158299061Just looks a lot like human meat
whats the point of the virtual measurement when it takes just as long as the chain gang and still goes off where the ref spots the ball instead of some chip in the ball
>>158299076Paulo?
>>158299064fat is the default everywhere
>>158299064Actually in chicago?HotSuburbs?Half hot half fat as fuck
>>158299034That’s the best part
>>158299052Would you let a bear in your bussy?
>>158299060OHTHANK YOU FREN!!!
>>158298991God I love armpits so godamn mucyh
Can the bears not do a tush push?
>>158299054Yeah, it is awesome.
>>158299078Cheecago, the big city.
>>158299064Women are on pace to being 75% overweight
So fucking gay how some of these broadcasts block you from screenshotting. It's the principle of the thing
A trans woman without a gock is like an angel without its wings.
>>158299083Why don't they have laser measurements
wtf
My Packers would drop bombs all over these shit teams
>>1582990904’8”??
Hol up
that was straight up illegal
>>158299083they want to replace the White man. please post the chain chain getting their leg broken
>no forward handing to an O-linemanWhy the FUCK is this a rule?
Nice cuck rule
Lmao
>Play too based, 5 yard penalty!
>bears blatantly cheating
>cool thing happens>NUH UH NOT ALLOWEDEAT A FUCKING DICK REFS
>>158299064How can fat girls exist in Chicago? You have to walk everywhere
Good call dumb rule
lmao are they really this dumb
FUCK YOU BEN, CHEATER
>design trick play>it's illegallmfao
Another gay penalty nobody has ever fucking heard of
Come on, rule of cool
Lol what the fuck was that?
Bro O-Lineman can't do ANYTHING
You cant do that ben johnson you dumdum.
>no fun league
Was that legal?
How the fuck do you not know that's against the rules at this level?
>>158299102try disabling hardware/graphics acceleration on your browser
>>158299096A fellow gentleman I see
Did they design a play that is completely illegal
nobody in the entire bears organization bothered to look up the legality of that?
Why did they not know the rules when they designed the play?
Odunze is overrated
PI and you drop it
>>158299142Was hoping the referee didn't know it was illegal
wow great 1st round wide receiver
>pushoff >still can't catch the ball
YOUR NOT ALLOWED TO BE CREATIVE BECAUSE YOU JUST CANT OK
Bears once again being the most if not second most penalized team in the league. Refs have a hard on for them.
>>158299102Imagine paying and not being able to screenshot
Did no look up the rules to see if that was legal before drawing it up?
>>158299146Yes, and they got paid millions to do so.
Odunze is a fucking bum
>>158299103The Hunter Schafer news genuinely made me sad.
holy FUCK odunze is dogshit
>>158299150>Bears players>ReadingPick one
>>158299142>>158299146>>158299150>>158299151NGL Ben designing a play not knowing it's straight up illegal is hilarious
what kind of fucking retard in the professional league would ever think they would get away with that play?
roschon johnson just a fucking ghost god damn
odunze ahhhhh af bruh why this nigga done got draft by us bruhhhh nigga hella buns
Jesus Christ boarsWhat the FUCK are you doing?
>>158299160Fake image
Have the the TE2 in the back field, have the TE1 on the line. Have the G pull around the QB on PA, have the TE2 fill for the pulling G, and have the TE1 run a decoy to draw the backers away to buy time for the fill.
>>158299162>hankhilljpeg.tff
zioball
>>158299153He's good at a lot of things and catching isn't one of them. Kind of a Cordarrelle Patterson type
IT'S GOODGOOD AS GOULD
>>158299160Need mommy to discipline me
>>158299152How is he overrated? He's their 3rd option, Burden and Loveland are ahead of him.
>ben johnson just deciding he can invent new rules as he goes
Does the OPI negat Odunze's drop?
>>158299146he did the same thing in Detroit at least 2-3 times a year
>white head coaches
>>158299027I just saw a video of a guy who wanted this set himself on fire
>>158299102Use firefox, turn off "hardware acceleration"Im pulling webms from amazon
Trans women are real women because only a woman would be stupid enough to want to be a woman.
You wanna order a pizza?
ref chads we can't be stopped
4th and above average
imagine spending precious practice drills rehearsing a trick play that is an automatic penalty lel
They should uhhhh play better
CAM OHN PATS! KILL DA FOOKIN' BEARS
>>158299192Oh hey I know the one. I heard the news but never saw the vid
Ben Johnson was banking on the idea that, like all of us, the referee didn't know that was against the rules
>>158299197Yeah get me some Little Caesar’s
Coach, I got a great idea for a return play.
This girl I met at the track keeps snapchatting me and when I tell her she's pretty she smiles a lot.Am I gonna make it bros?
>>158299067Theres no way you can be a full time water girl and that's all you do, they must be performing after hour duties.
>>158299195First time I agree with a frogposter
>>158299201WJSN?
>>158299202Is that what she told you?
I've been watching football for 25 years and I've never heard of this offensive linemen handoff rule..
>>158299195lol
>>158299167If that dude wants to have a gaping wound where his penis used to be why stopping him. He’ll have an oozing hole he needs to maintain every day for the rest of his life. It will drive him nuts, and he will end up hanging himself. This is what he wants.
>>158299204Mr. Williams is playing well and the Bears D is doing what it should
The Gamethread is in a great mood. That's how you know they're actually enjoying the game.
>>158299143yeah, it's actually the browser. you can just use a different browser if you want to screenshot
>>158299202she says the longer 4th downs hurt
What was that penalty called?
>>158299211Nah she’s probably just being polite
>>158299211>Am I gonna make it bros?No youre not. Shes setting you up for her tiktok.
>>158299204You have to play better than the other team. And get more than them. While holding the other team to less points than you.
>>158299197For me, it's pizza pot pie.
I hope Drake Maye throws a 50 yard pick.
>>158299222Because youve never seen a forward handoff to an o lineman
I've legit never heard of that rule before and I don't blame the bears for not knowing it either
>>158299231Jet sweep I think
What do I have to do to get a 10/10 like Justin Herbert?
If you have sex with 60 whores but one time you try a troon it doesn't make you gay.You don't become something by doing it once.
>>158299231illegal forward handoff?
>>158299187That's how he was going to score more than anyone else ever.
I hope Caleb gets AIDS and gives it to all his teammates
>DAT CALEB IS JUST AS GOOD AS MCMAHON NO JOKE I’M TELLIN YA JUST NEEDS SOME MORE TIME YA KNOOOW
>>158299222Because no coach was bold enough to test ref knowledge
>>158299239I still need to try this place. It sounds awful but everyone I know who's been there fucking loves it.
>>158299239Remind me of a calzone kind of
>>158299231>STOP HAVING FUN
>>158299163
>>158299211I hope so
>jizzum
demario douglass fading after 3 tds in 2 games is insane
>whiteboy wide receiver wearing 86aura
>>158299241I hope he throws a 49 yard pick to his own player that turns 360 degrees into the endarea
>>158299248t.Bridge builder who sucked a cock
>Chism IIIWhat happened to Chism I and Chism II?
>>158299257Its not the 80s, prep exists so nobody actually gets aids anymore
Think this is the first time I've ever seen a coach deliberately design and call a completely illegal play, did Ben not bother to check if that was allowed?
>>158299197lemmie get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, boneless pizza wit a 2 litter of coke.
Do retards really not understand what "break the plane" means? Drake Maye extended that TD
>>158299274ligma
>>158299211at the track? what does that mean?
>>158299277Explain why Ditka died then
>>158299274ded
>>158299278Chatgpt said it was fine
>>158299274they fell into a chasm
no joke i think drake maye has only thrown to white receivers
>>158299277God will find a way heathen.
I wish I had the courage to come out of the closet.
>>158299279Fuck kinda pizza?
>>158299243Think about it logically. The lineman are closer to the ball, a team would be doing side “direct” snaps to guards already if it were legal
>>158299273I did suck his cock but I hated it. You have to try something to learn you don't like it.
>>158299286vaxxed
Pizza bros
This is a Superbowl preview
was AJ Brown a Jalen Hurts babby?
>>158299258Unironically he is, McMahon was pretty average
>>158299294I wish we could be fuck buddies, but alas
what was that tackle lmfao
>>158299294you arent gay. high t and bang pussy
>Get laid out by Maye>Stand up and try to flexKWAB
>Tee hee I'm running to the line>Tee hee I'm not, I'm gonna just pick up 10 more yards>Tee hee don't hit me, I'm the QBMaye is a faggot
>>158299284She a horse track degenerate gambler searching the ground for a dropped ticket that is a winner. All while chain smoking cigarettes.
Why do defender tackle and let the offense player gain more years
>>158299294It’s probably more fun for the guy fucking you to sneak around and even have to convince you you’re really gay before destroying your pathetic weak body
Drake vick
pizza places won't deliver to my neighborhood
Don't score too fast
Holy shit maye heemed his ass
Has AJ Brown actually done anything?
I got this pizza from an Argentine place. Why did they cook it on top of a steak?
Pick incoming
brown touchdown this drive
POP DOUGWHO
>>158299308Gayleb has the Madden curse, no way dude
JOHN CENA SUUUCKSJOHN CENA SUUUUCKS
>>158299306For me it’s Totinos
>>158299322need Jalen Carter to take him for a ride in Georgia
That would have been a career ender for Daniels
>>158299339Sausage crust is Keto horse shit
>>158299322most qbs in the league pull that shit, more of them need to get their spines snapped so they stop
>Poo Stinkland
imagine getting creamed by maye of all people
>>158299332are you black
>>158299157it would be fine if they just executed it according to the rules and not cheating the extra yard
>>158299339donkey meat is a national delicacy
KWAB
FAKE GAYE>FAKE GAYEFAKE GAYE>FAKE GAYEFAKE GAYE>FAKE GAYEFAKE GAYE>FAKE GAYEFAKE GAYE>FAKE GAYEFAKE GAYE>FAKE GAYEFAKE GAYE>FAKE GAYEFAKE GAYE>FAKE GAYEFAKE GAYE>FAKE GAYEFAKE GAYE>FAKE GAYEFAKE GAYE>FAKE GAYEFAKE GAYE>FAKE GAYEFAKE GAYE>FAKE GAYEFAKE GAYE>FAKE GAYE
kekaroo
>fake gaye
>>158299339Are tomato slices like that good on a pizza
drake gaye lmao
Right fucking to him lmao.
TOUCHDOW- oh wait.
EAT FRESH!
>>158299341lol
DRAKE MAYBE NOT
>>158299341HOLY FUCK
Oh no no no no
>>158299341HOLY FUCK WHAT A CALL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA KWAB
Drake maybe not
>Drake Gaye
>>158299341BAAAASED (You)
Drake Maye is dumber than any black QB.
HOLY SHIT POOPTRIOTS KEK LMAOFAKE & GAYE KEKKEKEKEKEKEKEK
BURRRS
>>158299356That's a flank steak crusst
Drake Maye keeps making the same red zone mistake
FAKE GAYE
PICK
I am using this walrus to represent interceptions.
>>158299078>It's a big cityfor you
draye does his classic key endzone interception throw
Is AJ Brown crying yet?
>AND HIS NAME IS FAKE MAYE
Drake Maye is such a fraud.
wtf?
>draker mayefield
Wtf are you doing lol
DRAKE MAAAYBBEEEEEYOURE GONNA BE THE ONE THAT SHAVES MEEEEE
LGTSS>Drake Gay
>>158299341HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
Drake forgot what jersey he's wearing again...
INTERCOOOOOOOOOPTION
Drakebros…
QBs faking out of bounds needs to be banned. It's the only thing I don't like about Mahomes.
>>158299385Not applicable
EENT
>Patsies
>>158299385Wrong one
Fake Gaye bros we are so back
kwab
>>158299385Retard or bait?
>>158299372yes but only if the tomato is cold
>>158299339Did Italians even emigrate to Argentina?
Fucks sake
Mayne
Kek nice try gaye
>>158299341
NEVER compare that pick throwing mental midget to my very hungry skeleton ever again
>>158299341You at the game?
Does Maye know he's not supposed to throw to the other team?
>>158299409why a walrus?
>Fake Gaye
YOU FAGGOT FUCKING QUEER
>>158299407Thisreal?
>raped gay
>>158299427He just noodle armed it kwab
fake and gaye
>>158299332Stop living in section 8
>>158299427The placement on that throw was terrible.
>>158299299and they'd get tackled for no gain...
>>158299197>You wanna order a pizza?Nah I got some leftovers on the way
>>158299397
>>158299427>704x396>3.87 MB
>>158299362no lolonly houses I could afford were near the nissan altimas
Maye's fault 100%. A different receiver was wide open. Instead he threw it straight to a Bear (double coverage) for some reason.
>>158299341Spiritually a dubs get
>Drake Winston
>>158299428R u srs
>>158299427Tossed him a turkey sandwich with just tomato
If you give the ball to your teammates and they reach the endzone you can score points.
MEATBALL SUBS MEATBALL SUBS MEATBALL SUBS
OH NO NO NO DRAKE "DONT CALL ME "DRAKE "DRAKE MAYE" MAYE"" MAYE
>think "maye must've seen something different">different angle - just throwing it straight to the lbhuh
>>158299333i've never scored
>>158299452>the leftovers
>whiteQuuuBeeeswhiteQuuuBeees>whiteQuuuBeeeswhiteQuuuBeees>whiteQuuuBeeeswhiteQuuuBeees
Cuck Maye really tried passing deep even though the dinking and dunking was working all day?
>>158299452ngl that pizza looks good
>Christmas ads already
>>158299427How do you make webms so fast
>>158299427weakass gay underthrow
>>158299427Hit him right in the chest.
>shabbos goy qbs
>>158299484We deserve Halloween
*points at the schedule*guess what time it is
>>1582994341-4-1
>>158299474
>>158299438>>158299396Ask this guy
>>158299455Blame gookmoot, its very hard to get webms that dont look really soft
Shit teams
Now make it 27-7 before Maye gets the ball back, please.
quick 3 n out anyways
>>158299415What I hate is when a QB scrambles then slides once the defender has already commit to a tackle.I've seen people get ejected for that shit, but if they don't commit to a tackle the QB will just keep going.
>Get paid millions to throw ball good>Don't throw ball good
I've seen enough. Maye isn't white. Hes jewish
why do i wale up with my peepee hard?
>>158299511unironically many such cases
>>158299492Rosen hasn't played in years
>>158299438Walrus is a funny animal.
I keep waiting for the orbital strike
>>158299427K W A BWAB
>>158299511Many such cases. SAD!
I thought Vrabel had a good defense? Is he a fraud?
>>158299503Is the extra compression really worth it when you can upload mp4s now?
Aiiiieeeee REFFIES SAVE MEEEEE
BULLSHIT
>>158299514wake*
HOWEVER
Anyone hear that gay little scream Gayleb did
https://x.com/FeelLikePeno/status/2110969513357594644Mina Kimes leaving a voicemail for Drake Maye
dang bailed out
Go Bears.
great call
REEKED
Give me a meatball sub filled game please
i forgot my boys were even playing in this game
Loveland is a bum
Nice hands, jackass
>>158299486saved this tutorial during the olympics.OBS replay buffer and Webm for retards.Turn off hardware acceleration in firefox and its pretty easy
Holy fuck that was pathetic refball
Mac Jones is better than Fake Maye
>>158299503It's not that hard
LOVELAND FUCKING SUCKS BROOOOOOOO SCARED TO TAKE A HIT
>>158299542Let me get a lou malnanti
yeh whole bunch of holding kek
Butterfingers
i saw that acting as it happened
No holding please.
>>158299560Great, now show me how to uncensor JAV porn
Caleb cant win with these cubs
Fuck these refs
Jesus Christ. Loveland sucks this year.
I have zero respect for diaper head players
Soft holding call
Bears are the new Chiefs
>I'M TIRED OF THIS FUCKING BULLSHITOh no, BENNY IS MAD
>>158299570That webm is soft as fuck
My boys are getting antsy
>>158299573!!
dont forget most of these refs are lawyers or into law or other rigged justice bullshit
Refs rigging a Superbowl win for Ditka??????
We’re getting some good reps in tonight.
FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
>>158299542wheres ginos
>>158299589I applaud them. Why destroy your future so Jewish owners can make more money
refs taking over
>>158299589You're a boot licker goyim
R E F B A L LEVERYONE GETTING EM
Refs are on a hot streak
We outchea
Reffies starting to get hot
Loveland took a backshot there
Jesus christ there are a lot of flags tonight.
Would Brock Purdy be better than either of these QBs?
>>158299573she looks way more like isabel love
refs are homophoic
>>158299539based mina
NIGGER
>throw your arm over your pal's shoulder>roughing the passer
When did Burden get good?
I'm not ruling out a pick
HOLY SHIT THATS A SOFT REFBALL CALL
>>158299626Yes
>Refchads taking over the game
flagflagflagflagflagflagflagflagflagflagflagflagflagflagflagflagflagflagflagflagflagflagflagflagflagflagflagflagflagflag
>>158299604Many are saying this
>2 minute warning What are your halftime plans?
>>158299625Classic bears game
>>158299560thank you <3
Dumbass late shit, you deserved that you stupid fucking nigger.
>>158299626much better than fake gaye
fucking clotheslined him a whole 3 seconds after the ball was out
>>158299626A little better than Caleb, a lot better than Maye
Jacas pretty blatant roughing
>>158299623he chose to box out like a bitch
WHO'S HOUSE?
movethechainsmovethechainsmovethechains
>+15 yards and 1st down crazy
Last digit is how many more flags to end the half
>tiny pieces of yellow cloth
>>158299589I don't mind them. It'd be cooler if they were brown so it looks like the old leatherhead days
>Lariats the QB from behind well after he's already thrown itDo that to Mahomes and they'd have lined him up to be executed by firing squad
THROW THE BALL TO AJ BROWNDRAKEDRAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
WAAAAA I CAN'T HIT THE QUARTERBACK 5 SECONDS AFTER HE THROWS FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF HURTING HIM ANYMORE WHAT HAPPENED TO MY GAME
>>158299645starts with minaends with kimes
>>158299645Gonna make some rice
>>158299639he hit him 5 seconds after he threw the ball
>>158299645Need to reheat dinner because I got distracted playing wardogs and didn't get a chance too before the game started.
>>158299658REFS HOUSE
>>158299663probably
>>158299645get smokes
>>158299677This but unironically.
>>158299650let them play!
EAT FARTS, POOTRIOTS!
Do women really piss themselves constantly?
Thoughts?
They should allow special guest referees.I wanna see Ray Lewis ref a ravens game.
>>158299677This but unironically
this game is so ass imma go play The Life and Suffering of Sir Brante instead
I no longer want to have sex with hunter schafer
Cooper dejean’s mom is in a stinky pussy commercial lol
Flopping has to be a flag.
I don't care if Caleb flopped. Do NOT touch QBs after the play is over. Period.
>>158299645going to bed. it's almost 9:45pm, I have work in the am
I'm ok with a zesty QB
>>158299645I should go turn off the water and then get more beer.
>>158299692no one tell him how much worse it actually is
>>158299692Old women doAlso common side effect of certain meds
>>158299677If his intention was inflicting harm you'd think he would hit with force.
>>158299645anime tiddies
I PISSED MY PANTS
why would you attach your name to a commercial about pissing yourself
If you were in the NFL would you want your mom to be in an ad were she says she pisses herself when she stands up?
>>158299645a small snack
>>158299687Whatchu smoking anon?
>>158299645Go make my fiber supplement shake. Thankfully I WFH tomorrow so I can stay up late and jerk off after the game
>>158299693
>>158299692if they've had a baby or they're old, yeah
Do the refs think all black QBs look the same? Thats Caleb. Hes not Mahomes. That was a soft flag
>>158299692Usually only after having a kid.
>>158299626yeah
>>158299529What are the mp4 requirements?
>>158299685>>158299658IM ON A NEW FLAGIM ON A NEW FLAG
>>158299702And people try to say the least coast is better than the best coast.
>>158299712SEX WITH SYMBOLI RUDOLF
>>158299714weve all been there, although usually im wasted and passed out on my bathroom floor
>>158299716There is literally nothing wrong with talking about medical issues
>>158299702It's not even 7pm.
>>158299699>floppedI don't want these 300 lbs juice monkeys chopping the neck of my QB after the ball is passed.
>>158299692I wish mine would eject my cum in the toilet instead of letting it ooze out onto my bed when she sleeps over.
>>158299645im going to drive down to the liquor store
>>158299714Ask yourself why they would show this commercial during an NFL game.
>>158299749Was his good QB play stored in the butt?
>>158299692Gave my sister in law a ride on my motorcycle and she pissed all over my seat
Pats can't stop the run, GG Bears
>Hi I'm an NFL player's mom and I piss myself, buy these fucking padswtf?
>>158299627yo this is goated
>>158299772hot
NEW>>158298912>>158298912>>158298912>>158298912NEW>>158298912>>158298912>>158298912>>158298912
>>158299769So it seems, so it seems.
>>158299772What bike lad?
>>158299699He flopped to draw attention to the 3 second late neck chop
Baking
Buck-Romo or Buck-Kelce or Buck-McAfee Michaels-Romo or Michaels-Aikman
good strategic sack caleb kill more time
>tackled by a bunch of whites
>>158299786Bravo, anon.
Does drake maye have such little faith in his defence that he can't watch?
LAY THE FUCK DOWN GAYLEB
Put Theo back Ozzy is clearly not ready
I will bake a gamebread at halftime
ZESTY
The fuck was that?
da burrs
DISASTER FOR POOTRIOTS KEK
DAAAAAAAA BURRS
Women don't have nearly as much capability as men to retain piss even with a barely full bladder let alone a full one. They have a much shorter urethra, they only have 1 sphincter holding it all back and it's ~40% weaker than the male equivalent and males also have the giant muscle that is the prostate backing ours up, and the way female musculature works it actually pulls the whole works outwards rather than inwards like males just naturally while putting pressure on the bladder.They just leak a little here and there from the natural course of things throughout the day. Now, any physical activity increases this likelihood by a good margin especially running. Infact it's common knowledge in the running community women get runners bladder, where the constant up and down movement forces some out & the constant stretching of that area from your stride actively causes the sphincter holding it all back to stretch open as well. It's a common sight in marathons for at least 10% of the women present to have a wet spot.To top all that off? That sphincter? Its hormone controlled. Tickling? Kissing? Fear? Adrenaline? Anything that caused some kind of chemical dump that causes the body or brain to sharply change chemistry effects the integrity of that sphincter ontop of the things like muscle contractions or loss of focus like in tickling making it harder to hold it all in.If you've ever witnessed a woman laughing uncontrollably, being tickled, running, exercising, doing yoga, sitting for long periods of time, standing for long periods of time, getting flustered, getting horny, getting embarrassed, getting angry, being scared, excited, or any other off the norm state you've witnessed a woman pee themselves even if it's just a little.Also a woman having given childbirth previously is MUCH more likely to have this occur and worsens the problem drastically.Tl;dr women piss themselves all the time they literally can't help it. They weren't designed for it.
CHOKETRIOTS
GODDAMMIT BURDEN IS SO FUCKING GOOD
Well, at least the Bills will benefit from NE losing.
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>>158299692They piss if they are excited enough.
Would go for 2 here desu
THROW THE FLAG! THEY HIT CALEB!
TOUCHDOOWWN
Atta boy Luther
>>158299817He's feeding him stupid retard tel aviv kike
>3rd and 17>bears scorethanks I guess
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I made a toast on my wife's birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
why do they even throw it to anyone elsejust throw burden 8 yard passes until he scores
>>158298912luther burden is really fucking good, im done with rome
>THREE threadAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEE
130 out of the 167 yards are to Burden III
That’s it I’m grabbing my gun and walking my dog (I live in a very bad neighborhood)
>>158299732I think it's just h.264 but I haven't played around with it for a while.
>>158299896and half of those are YAC
OKAY ROME YOU'RE WR2 . BURDEN WR1 NOW
>giving aj brown a pity catch before halftimeweak
wow
NOT SO FAST BURRS
of all crazy things
Is it weird my dad watches NFL to just witness quarterbacks get absolutely leathered.Like he has a proper hatred for quarterbacks, and wants them to get their bell ringed every time. He doesn't care who wins, only that Quarterbacks get hurt.Every time a QB gets sacked he goes feral lmao.
>Just give up tackling because it's 0:00Jesus fucking ChristBen better take belt to ass in that fucking locker room
>>158300016based autistic bloodlust dad
Da Bears...
