Fire Spin Edition>>158285317
When I catch that frog I’m gonna wring his slimy neck
>>158301741
>>158301741Nintendo gunna put a curse on Misiorowski
>smart baseball postponed until Aprilit's so fucking over, bros
anus
>>158301741>fireballcazzie fraud liar asshole pretender normie dickhead!
hey guise we excited for another Dodgers-Yankees World Series?
>>158301872
>>158301986dodgers will complete the 3peat in 2027
I'm cool with this becoming a Pokemon genny I don't think anyone really cares about a small market WS 2bqh.
dodgers
>>158302302its a digimon genny
>>158302503>>158302155>>158301872kwaf (kek what a fatass)
>>158302302we're a batomon showdown genny
Junior is broke the score board
Os
>explains acronym
its a furby genny
Palworld genny?
This is a gay general
>>158302956cysamcrn?
>>158302956No it isn't.>s0rta.png
This genny? Tillamook occupied. Rays in 5.
Why do i smell the stench of smugness coming from the brewers but not from the rays? is it a wisconsin thing? It feels like everyone there has already celebrated their WS win already.
>>158303064Because they beat the doyars and have been on the cusp for the last decade. Rays are the smart club though and will win.
its a bi-curious neopets genny and always has been
Bigoted Beanie Baby genny tbqh.
>>158303086i think the brewers are more talented top to bottom
The curse of Wander Franco continues
>>158303040I bought a wedge of cheddar from trader joe's the other day and it completely mogs literally every trannymook "cheese"
>>158303200More like Gayder Hoes kek.>>158303172Smart baseball teams beat the Yankees tho.
Tillamook mogs all your bullshit. If it ain't Tillamook, it ain't cheese
>>158303040>>158303229these anons are going places
>>158303064they really are. we will see levels of seethe heretofore unheard of if they lose.
>>158303229Many are saying this.
>>158303229I can look at this image and tell it's shitty cheese
>>158303285This!!!
cheddar is a good ingredient but horrible solo cheese
>>158303300Not sure what this means but it's wrong either way.
>>158303300>cheese>horriblecome on ladbaseball btw
Picrel >
>>158303295sargento is also mass produced shit, surely you can do better in gaysconsin
>defeated by the poodres>defeated by the tardianss>defeated by the KANGZ>defeated by green gaykek cubtrannieskek soxsissies
trannymook shills done licking their wounds after losing the cheese war?
Dumb clubs got swept by smart clubs. Remember that next time you mouth off about your dumb, big payroll club in this genny.
Vancouver Dodgers
>>158303367Not on your life.
A rich club can be a smart club too
also, if you're buying trannymook mozzarella in a block like that and not buying imported fresh moozadell, you're a certified cheeselet and your opinion on anything cheese and non-cheese related should be ignored.
>>158303432It's possible, but not real in practice.
>Watching the World Series when the NBA season just started
>let's have a week off between the ALCS and the world series
>>158303229Sargento is better
Stay epic
>>158303531I actually watched the Blazers for the first time in 25 years last night and they were excellent.
Dumb baseball 0 - 7 Smart baseball
>>158302302is the implication here that her bagina is the next evolution of Gengar
im still on my aged havarti kick
>>158303531Alysa Liu is a lifelong Orioles fan
Reminder, Tillamook was rated number one cheese by Southern Living magazine which is the GOAT home and cooking magazine out there.
They thought they had it in the bag kek
>>158303650Why didn't Ohtani do anything after this?
gn
>>158303753Good morning
>>158303650Still the coolest, dankest and most epic thing to happen this postseason.
>>158303827Wrong.
cant believe we lost to these tampon gays
has it set in for Dodger fans yet?
>>158303862How else do you even up your dog? Do you want a bite at the end without a bun?
>>158301935>mariners>only 13th most wokecome on now
>>158303862i do this and post here...
>>158301935I would hate to live my life like this
>>158303285Tillamook is terrific dairy They win all kinds of national and international awards
>>158303862>damn, my last bite of my hot dog slid it out the back end of the bun>well, this DOES look pretty weird out of context, but thank goodness nobody else is watching...Poor fella.
>>158303877>mindless automaton asks artificial intelligence to tell him what to think.kek. just be grateful you aren’t as retarded as he is.
>>158301935retarded to have a pride night factor when 29 teams have one
>>158303869yeah apparently this chart reads "no evidence" as "as woke as possible." Toronto being in last in votes for Kamala and DNC contributions because "well if they were in America they would have!!!" is hysterical.
>>158303903This person was thinking about a post I made on April 18th. These posts are 111, 112 and 113 days later. This person was so upset that I said something good about another team without mentioning his super dooper special team (that is only successful because their owner committed massive investment fraud) that he was thinking about it daily for over 100 days. You read my posts, you go to bed thinking about them, you wake up thinking about them. I'm in your dome, permanently.
>>158303863most of these players were still good in 2026, though.
>smart teams like the brewers and rays
rat
>>158303867>>158303889youre defending this???
The best part about >smart teams like the brewers and rays is how mad it makes the anon who said it lmao. /mlb/ memed a World Series into existence and he’s upset about it.
>>158303954This hotdog defense brought to you by psychogang.
>>158303963this. As an oldfag and part of the club I've learned never doubt /mlb/ meme magic. Just ask Anthony Recker ;)
the funniest part about all of this is that now that I look like a dipshit with my tail tucked between my legs it was actually chaos meme magic
i was told the cubs were a smart team?
>>158303988You were never told this.
I was the anon who replied >These two teams have something in common can you guess what it is?AMA
>>158304004Hey....DIGGER
>>158303988source?
Smart baseball fans like me and anon realize that the MLBPA and the players are responsible for rigging this flyover world series to throw cold water on the notion of a salary cap
you're still getting capped though>>158304008
>>158304026that is our word... OUR WORD
>when the newfag doesn't realize we actually weren't mocking someone we just wanted to will a meme world series into existence
>>158303622southern living isn't cook's country/america's test kitchen operated by Skip Bayless' brother
>>158303743he did do something, he struck out with a runner at 3rd and less than 2 outs
Thy will be done praise kekimus maximus
this guy was still the shizz last time the sewers were in the 'eries. just thought he should get a 'lil shine since none of you fucking nerds have probably even heard of him because you're more intent of creating sloppa and laying claim to being the progenitor of this meme or that. this isn't directed at everyone but for whoever it resonates with, fuck you.
>>158304178Is this Yakub Miss Yerowski?
>>158304263speaking of the run it back yankees, who are they targeting this offseason? will they hesitate on moves because of possible salary cap implications?
>>158303937The contracts are underwater and they couldn’t trade away 75% of them if they tried
>>158303863Crazy that Smith and Muncy are the only players they actually developed. Now that they’re not going to be able to endlessly spend they’re fucked. Oh well. They had a good run.
>>158304289theyre targeting your favourite player
Smart teams that spend a billion dollars to get swept at home in a half empty stadium
forgot how relaxing listening to Cocteau Twins can be
>>158304364He has a no trade.
Jays targeting Tarik Skubal and Randy ArozarenaYanks targeting Japanese boi Teriyaki Sushi
>>158304444Can't afford either because you are paying Vladdy for what he has already done.
>>158304466vladdy is going to bounce back like a bouncy ball
>>158304485He's a BUM!!!
>>158301741>fireballGenuinely embarrassing. He could've said flamethrower, fire blast, fire spin, hell he could've even said fly.
>>158304444>Skubal Nah he's got that dodgers stank now we don't want him
>>158304513
GOODNIGHT!>>158304516Slash.>>158304528That's right.
You lot just keep relying on Japan’s money—you filthy beggars!
>>158304552Who's going to win the Japan Series?
>>158304554Chunichi Dragons desu
>>158304559hmm
>>158304559World Series and Japan Series champions should play a BO7 series every year. Imagine the chaos the first time the NPB team wins the series
>>158304568That’s right—a true earth World Series
Woke up for a piss and had to get on and say fuck new york
>>158304641fuck my ass
One Timeless Ticket, please.
>>158301741The brewers are very dishonorable and cannot defeat the Righteous Rays of Tampa Bay Prefecture.
>Vogt is staying in Clevelandboooooooooo
Baseball tonight.Rays in 7.Ghost of Uecker still trapped haunting Brewers' fans empty heads.
>>158305379Tampa Bay is truly middle America
>>158305379Caminero is a clown and Diaz is on steroids.
>>158305384>lines that stretch to infinity got ya seething
>>158305389your team got swept
>>158304567>Drawswhat
>>158305395My team didnt even make the post season
bussy
I’ll have what she’s having >>158305558
manko
gm. start the game
8 hits, 2 doubles, 1 home run, and 5 RBIs this postseason in one picture.
gm, baseball when?
FuturesMade ofVirtual Insanity
I have a feeling the Rays will win. They just seem like the more complete team.
Gay mets lad
>>158306016Dancing anime girl will make sure the Brewers lose. She sided against the Dodgers this year because they didn't have a vocaloid night.
>>158305989True.
>>158304379KEK
Rays are marginally smarter, but I don't know if it's enough.
GM. What should I order for breakfast?
>>158306106Cubs girl soles
What is the minimum IQ needed to follow this series?
NEBRASKA PADRES!
>>158306106Chicken fried steak with eggs sunny side up. Alternatively biscuits and gravy with eggs sunny side up.
>>158306130same except with hash browns and a biscuit with gravy on the side
>>158306130>>158306151That's ridiculously heavy. I'm gonna get a turkey club
>>158306106Gay mets lad. Gay mets lad
>>158306130I'm combining the 2 and adding hashbrowns
>>158306187this+tastykake=win
I just found out this famous Padres girl is named "Monserrat"???? wtf kind of name is that??
>>158306112100, which is why doyerhectors and yankminicans have all switched to NBA.
mets fans will be rooting for the rays
>>158305989Now always seem to be governed by this love we haveFor useless twisting of our new technologyOh, now there is no sound, for we all live underground, waaaAaaAoooooOoh
guise is this true:>Liking basketball and football = Wigger >Liking Baseball and football = Chud >Liking baseball and basketball = Jewish
I'm a Cubs mermaid
>>158306290>Liking only baseball = Chad
>>158306290What about baseball and hockey?
I'm a Cubs sorceress
>>158306203Mexican
>>158306106Skip breakfast. No one needs 800 calories at 7am
>>158306330Nazi, probably
>>158306319Achievable natty?
I'm a Cubs rouge and I'm ganking low levels in boystown
>>158306187Smart! You must be a Rays fan.
>>158306455*flies over you*
The best part of friday is you can already tell you who is caged and diaped and ready for the weekend
>>158306516guilty as charged
>>158306290chuds don't support pro niggercollide. only college.
*farts puerto rican bean gas over you*
>>158306494>Smart!My favorite thing about that whole smart teams thing is the entire time we were just saying the brewers and rays were smart teams only so we could meme them into the world series with our chaotic memes. it was such a top kek
>>158305397Japanese extras don’t go past the 12th I think
>>158306330Megachud
>>158306290What about liking baseball and soccer
>chusdKek
>>158306541My favorite thing about the smart teams is sweeping the Yanks and Doyars.
I'm a Cubs chud warrior
>>158306576Cubs girl
>>158306584kek yeah that did happen didn't it
here we go tilamook here we go
Tillamook is the worst cheese
its a velveeta genny
Tillamook got them seething
>>158306290what about 3 sports girls
>>158301741How bad will the tv ratings be for this World Series? Literal who teams with no fans
>>158306821they'll get the mariners market at least since theyre larping that this is technically their world series because of the pilots
Whatever happened to her?
>>158306839I mean I'm watching but I hope the Rays win for the exact opposite reason.
>>158306839They’ll get all 2000 people in Seattle. …great…
>>158306821the doomsday preview will get game 1 better ratings than any single game of the previous two world series
>>158306888Why is Arozarena there?
>>158306888Erm what the science???
Posters from Washington what’s it like to live on a farm and raise chickens and dairy cows?
>>158303922Toronto wasn’t counted because the team is in Canada retard
>>158306910zen
>>158306808Why do you keep posting Kpop whores?
>>158306931Stfu jay
>>158306536tf???? Don’t do that
>>158306734they make really good ice cream. it’s extra creamy. which I like. lol…
>>158306576Power bottom
>>158306734The official cheese of baseball island
Wow Tillamook even kills it when they make ice cream
Tillamook ice cream sucks too
>>158307004Bottom friendly ice cream >>
>>158306290The only sports are baseball boxing and college football
>mmm yes I love flyover cheese
Fucking flyover freaks!!! Eating moldy cheese! You disgusting bastards! *spits*
Trannymook lost bigly
>>158306888checked. wtf is this shit?
>>158307032>wh*toid "food"
>eating non Tillamook dairy couldn't be me
Tillamook is for betacuck NPCs
Tillamook is for Chads
>>158307078No it’s for onions boys!!!!!! AND ITS REDDIT
>>158306843she's a Cubs girl now
>>158306839Seattle is watching the Seahawks
>>158307078can confirm
>No one in Green Bay supports Milwaukee sports.
>>158307109merp face xD
>>158307109I’m a fifth generation green gayian and i root for the cubs and bears *shrugs*
>>158306576Liking soccer overrides everything and makes you a faggot
>>158307109Milwaukee is a real city. The Packers represent worthless shanty towns across America.
I'm from the favella. A Cubs favella!!
My wife says that I have to stay in a chastity device for the rest of the world series. If this goes seven games, this might be painful
I’m a cubs fan from new hope pa
>>158307187You from Barrio de la chicos too?
I'm a sex worker. A Cubbie sex worker!
>>158307309>I should call her
Who am I cheering for? Easy. The Fans.
>>158307329That's a man
Doyerjuans and yankminicans got swept (0 wins 7 losses) by smart baseball.
we've had cabot here for decades, so when this tillamook shit showed up i think people were confused.
Major League Baseball has about 7 hours to start the game or there's going to be issues...
>>158301741ahahahahah what a fagthey are going to be battered, embarassed spat on in the final, if that is the leader they are relying upon.
My Chadres will soon have a great trio of starting Outfielders.
>>158307078My name is Fred and I like Tillamook...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cyKsbj-Ezc>>158305398probably cause it got swept so many times!(the Mets swept the Guardians)
Going to the store to get some cheese. What kind of Tillamook cheese you want?
>>158307601the yankees should take him. Imagine Kwan in a team that actually hits home runs
>>158307647Caramel creme
Taiwanese basketball cheerleaders COULD save baseball.
Whose going to have the longest home run trots this series?
i wont be tuning into the world series this year because i dont follow or support shitty small market teams.
>>158307682same. I only support TINY market teams
>>158307647Pepperjack
Why didn't the Mets make the world series this year?
What is the cheesiest cheese?
You now remember Carlos Baerga.
>>158307789keeping healthy players on the IR in your fantasy league so no one can pickem up
>>158307789proton cannon rush
The 2026 Yankees$350M payrollNeeds a catcher, a second baseman, a third baseman, a short stop, a center fielder, and at least two relievers.Has two first basemen, one of which is the team's second best hitter and should play every dayConsidering playing the other first baseman out of position at second baseBest hitter is still recovering from a calf injuryHe should be the full-time DHEven though there is already a full-time DH on the rosterWhich means the roster also needs a right fielderThe roster also needs speed and defenseAnd a lead off hitterBrian Cashman couldn't win the division with $350 million in payroll. He has won only three divisions in the last fourteen years. Did he deserve to get a new contract? Does he deserve to get a payroll budget of $400 million? $450 million? Would he mess it up anyway?
>>158307698
>>158307789Toxic / Protect stall mons
>>158307789Suicide squeeze
>bring out the secret weapon>aging boomer that hasnt played baseball in 6 months who just swings at everything
>>158307789string cheese
>>158307907i wrap my bat with that stuff. love it
>>158306888Why is Randy there?
>>158307601With what trade capital?
>>158307835This is a Warcraft 3 genny
For me it's Emperor: Battle for Dune.
>>158307974who knows? cleveland is going to move him, whether its to san diego or elsewhere.
Please rape me
>>158307840>Considering playing the other first baseman out of position at second basei agree with most of what you're saying, but i don't think playing rice or goldschmidt at 2B ever came up. maybe something is going over my head here.s for them needing a RF, they have jones who did okay in his first go around.
>>158308105oh, nevermind. you mean garcia.
>>158307840They are consistently getting into the playoffs, that's enough. It's basically a crapshoot after that.
I'm a Cubs battlemage
oh remember when cashman cut randal grichuk after 33 at bats and then had to go out and trade for that bum ramos while grichuk was crushing lefties in chicago?
>>158301741If I were him, I'd say Typhlosion, and that I'm about to erupt on some bitches. Then I'd come to /mlb/ and see a bunch of unfunny faggots make rape jokes.
>>158308105>but i don't think playing rice or goldschmidt at 2BFor 2027, Cashman is considering playing Luis Garcia Jr. at second base.Spencer Jones is a terrible fielder and strikes out way too much.
>>158307919dafuq?
>>158308153Honestly, are you retarded or is only your baseball-IQ very low?
>>158308232>are you retarded or just a Yankees fan
>>158308216>For 2027, Cashman is considering playing Luis Garcia Jr. at second base.yeah i realized that's what you meant after i posted. i can see the logic. he's already on the roster, he's played there before even if he was bad.>spencer jones is a terrible fielder and strikes out way too much.despite his strikeouts, he was an above-average hitter. and he's fine in a corner.
bohm might make sense for the yankees. they could collapse rosario and goldschmidt's role into one roster spot since they already have other right handed infielders (caballero and volpe) who can play 2B
>>158308287Yankees should go full rebuild
>>158308153>getting to the postseason is good enough>because the postseason is a crapshootIf you believe that, you are two kinds of stupid. In the fourteen seasons since the start of the 2013 season, the Dodgers have been to the post season fourteen times. They won their division thirteen times. The one year where they didn't win the division was the year that they won 106 games in the regular season. They won 100 or more regular season games six times. They went to nine NLCS. They went to five World Series. They won three championships. They had four general managers in that time, two of whom won a World Series.In the fourteen seasons since the start of the 2013 season, the Cashman Yankees have been to the post season eight times. They won their division three times. They won 100 or more regular season games two times. They went to four ALCS. They went to one World Series. They won no championships. In comparison to the Dodgers, Cashman's bang for the buck is a record of mediocrity.In the fourteen seasons since the start of the 2013 season, the Red Sox have been to the post season seven times. They won their division four times. They won 100 or more regular season games one time. They went to three ALCS. They went to two World Series. They won two championships. They had four general managers in that time. They went to the postseason one less time than Cashman and they won one more pennant and two more World Series than Cashman in that time, and they did it while spending $850 million less than Cashman in that time. The "just get to the postseason because it's only a crapshoot" is a bullshit gaslighting lie told by Brian Cashman, and ignorant fools such as yourself believe it.
Yankees need to re-sign Jazz
>>158308312The owner of the Yankees should fire the general manager and the manager, hire a new gm and let him completely gut the front office. The old boss would have done that decades ago. The new boss is an absolute idiot and a cuck.
I knead it...
>>158308342Yeah, and maybe they can re-sign Joey Gallo, too.
>>158308337>three championshipsah ah ah o no ya don’t!
>>158308364yeah you push it
*writes on scorecard*
What will happen to Petco Park after the Padres relocate to Boise?
Are we excited for a new champion lads? And to make it better a first timer too
>>158303531>apehoop
>>158308453What will happen to your mom's basement after you move out? Oh wait neither of those things are happening
>>158308048I'm counting on it.
>>158308466YO LIL DONNIE
Hello /mlb/ I’m looking to get into baseball. I need a team to support. Which team is the most diapy pilled?
>>158308466>>158308493YO LIL DOGGIE
>>158308342>Yankees need to re-sign Jazzresign*
>>158308501theres a poster here who stays diap'd but i cant remember what team he roots for
>>158308515I think the poster you replied to is the "diap'd" poster, anon. He was just pretending to be new to baseball in order to fool you
>>158301741>>158301986>>158302161>>158302215>>158302302you can't find pokemon cards in stores anymore like in the early 2000sthis is bullshit
Maybe don't watch the World Series this year and read a book instead.
>>158308391Fuggin' KEK!
>>158307974you good any good starting pitchers or first basemen? we'll take them
>>158308468where does the living in your mom's basement thing come from? if you're gonna live with your parents, why not use the bedroom you grew up in?
Tillamook ice cream on sale buy one get one free at the store, you KNOW i was on it! *raises paw for a high five*
gaysconsin!
>>158308722blue bell mogs
>>158308722
>>158308722*slaps paw**cracks open a half gally of sea salt & honeycomb toffee*
Start the game already
>>158308698I got just the guy.
kek
>>158308897KEK
>>158308897kek but they didn't throw him out they extended him :)
>>158308940the rays threw him out of the postseason, anon
>>158308946I don't think ownership minds all that much.
>>158308391ooohhh mickini!!!
>your team>team you're bandwagoning in the eries
delay the game
>>158308991but the entire series takes place in a either a dome or retractable roof stadium, there's no possible justification for delaying the game
>>158309017You sure about that?
>>158308989I'm an O's boy, but this series the Brewers have my full and unconditional support.
>>158309017I make the rules here, pal, don't question my authority.
>>158309028If my calculations are correct, that image does not feature a baseball diamond.
>>158308989>Cubs>Cubs
Start the delay
>>158309049That's even more reason to delay the game
>>158309064many are saying this
Nobody gives a fuck about these shit teams. TERRIBLE world series that will do permanent damage to an already dying sport
>>158309102*cums on you*
>>158309102*cums inside you*
>>158309102*cums outside you*
>>158309102*cubs you*
Take me out to teh lawl game
>>158309102*pulls gun out of my diaper*Shut the fuck up kid
Take me out for some chow
Honestly if you eat tillamook dairy products it’s not that you have bad taste it’s that you have bad moral character and you deserve to die
Remember when the dodgers got swept lol
Start the fucking game
Ready for this Eries to start already. Savor this baseball while we can lads.
PCA
>>158309258Why are you wearing a diaper
They can't keep us locked out forever.
>>158309321So his pants don't get covered in piss and shit. Are you retarded?
>>158309321Cuz I don’t want to make a mess?
If my Royles were in this world series like they deserve, nobody would be complaining.
But me some trail mix and apple jacks!
anything interesting and relevant to watch before the Big Game?
I don't care if it's red or it's black!
Cuz it's root, root, root for the SWAMP THINGS
>>158309355I’ll probably read some more scripture to brace myself for the degeneracy of the game thread
If they don't sin, I'm to blame!
>>158309367God lost. >N-no he like totally meant to die and he’ll be back any day now! You’ll see! N-nobody knows the time or place! Stay tuned!KWAB
cuz it's FUN, TO, scream and to shout and the old, lawl, gaem!
Is FOX ONE the same thing as FS1?
>>158309392I don't know
>>158309392Methinks Fox One is the app. This game is in FOX tho right? Don’t tell me they’re putting it on cable I’ll kill a bitch
>>158309392I honestly have no idea
>>158309392haven't the foggiest I'm afraid
>>158309392no clue
Fun fact: in his early epistles, Paul instructed men and women to be celibate even if they’re married, because the return of Christ is imminent in their own lifetime and there’s no point in being distracted with earthly things. So anyway, they all died and the Christians were left with Paul’s teaching to be celibate, which to church leaders’ alarm everybody was abiding by, leading to rapidly dwindling numbers of Christians. So some new Pauline epistles were found (scholars now know they’re forged) where Paul urged the opposite and commands the Christians to be productive.Inspired and flawless word of God btw
>>158309392Beats me
>>158309316ohtani
thanks guys
>>158309435not even remotely interesting or meaningful
>>158309392I know the answer
>>158309446Because it’s very much both of those things but makes you mad?
>>158309435I have an earthly thing to distract you. It’s really big lol…
How do you pronounce balk? Is it like balk or balk?
>>158309464no different than what Jared Leto does but in a different kind of same way but if it gets you hot and bothered have at it
as recently as last season the tampa gay gays were playing their home games in a new york yankees minor league park
>>158309495Yep
>>158309495thats crazy where they at now?
>>158309435>Paul instructed men and women to be celibate even if they’re married, because the return of Christ is imminent in their own lifetimeSource?
>>158309504the world series
Got a crimeless cricket by accident
>>1583095091 Corinthians 7:29>This is what I’m saying, brothers and sisters: The time has drawn short. From now on, those who have wives should be like people who don’t have them.Then they all died after not fucking their wives for the rest of their days and the church leaders had to forge new Pauline epistles urging the opposite because for some strange reason Christ didn’t return after all
>>158309046
>>158309512thats crazy
>black catchers
>>158309540is that allowed?
What time is this gonna start? Probably like 15 min after it’s stated start time right
>>158308989>Brewers>Cubs
I'm about to vomit I'm so nervous brewbros. Heading to the bar in a few minutes
What becomes of the White Sox when the next elected pope is a Jeet?
>>158309586Can I come?
>>158309586pace yourself
I plan to go to a bar to watch the game tonight but im not even sure they'll put it on
*chugs beer*
>getting swept
>>158309603bring chicks
>>158309586If it makes you feel better, nobody cares and nobody will be watching. Whoever wins will not be remembered or talked about. The result is completely meaningless either way. So have no fear.
>>158308989>chadres>chadrays
LETS GO RAYS
I'm so nervous I tinkled in my panties
>>158309640that tummy is so kissable
three AL Least Losers in a row, oof
Stunt on em CHAD RAY!
Winner of tonight's game will win game 1
>>158309661And the winner of tonight's game will be whichever team scores the most runs
>>158309640She's fat
Where am I going to sit now?
>>158309644nasty bitch! kek
>>158309661whomever makes the most runs wins tonight
>>158308989brewers but I'm pulling for the rays, they truly deserve it more
>>158309694I thought they were a smart team
>>158309711I'm a Brewers fan and I still think the Cubs should get another chance
I'm a red sox fan and I was hoping Hal would be dumb and reactionary enough to fire boone and cashman
I'm curious if the viewership for this world series will be even worse than 2023
2 more bings
>>158309694>$6 million dollary doosso, a few months' salary for an average player?
>>158309637*tips fedora *
This will be the lowest rated World Series as the NBA finally put a good alternative product that's worth watching.
>>158309942>t.
I'm a die hard brewers fan but I think the rays are the better team
>>158309694why did baseball operations need to have its office be literally in the ballpark?
Lmao I just saw an IG vid where Bauer was seething because he said the nips will put 3 dudes in the lineup who will just foul off 10 pitches each to drive up his pitch count and get him out of the game
I'm not a Cubs girl
Hahaha I fooled you! I actually am a girl! A Cubs girl!
do you think Drew Rasmussen is still in contact with Luke Heimlich?
so who are the good guys at world series?
>>158309989Alot of team higher ups and marketing team personnel need to be at the stadium for game day and teams do their training in the stadium too. its not like NFL where they only play once a week and train in a separate facility.
>>158310074Umps
>>158310049*grabs you*
>>158309640I want to suck on his tits while watching baseball
morning
>manfred resorting to a fucking marvel trailer to pull viewers to watch this shit>non stop social media posts, fraction of the interactions of said post>accidentally outed Miz as a casual, failing their own PR of this chudkek, if they didn't drop that trailer announcement, this would've had covid levels of viewership
pregame startingif you enjoy listening to Big papi absolutely butcher the English language for an hour
>>158310132DAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>158310132Im spending that hour making burgers on the grill and some tater tots in the oven.
>>158310115Her pussy sucks But it’s sexy…
>>158310150save me two burgers and a side of tots
>>158310178>price gouging parking LMAO. In the cubs shadow once again. They’ll always be little brother, and that’s why your life is over child
sewer sistas, whats your culvers order? triple plain w/ onion rings
are they going to let ohtani play tonight, or are they trying to kill baseball for good?
>>158306888>>158306821Why are so many people concerned with the TV ratings?? You are worried about the big corporate network's profits?
>>158310188What cheese you want on top? I got sharp cheddar, swiss and American (From a deli not wrapped singles)
>>158309660:D
>>158310216give me a min
>>158310039underrated tactic
cheese?
1 more bing
Chadres in hibernation, but go Padraygers!
>>158310154how do you know this
>>158309783>>158309783>>158309783
ballplayer's
swept the WHAT dodgers?
what the fuck is this ai shrek horseshit
>>158310916Please calm down
>>158308989Red SoxRays
>>158311044no
wuh oh
>>158311318you WILL post in the game thread
Umpcam is cool for replays, but I hate when they use it for live pitches.
>>158311409source?
Sex with winky
> yeah uh he's definitely an everyman. weren't we all throwing 104 before we were able to rent a car?can't wait til this no-personality chode is done with this fucking assignment
>>158304516he throws a BALL you retard, and the animation on the score bug shows FIRE on any pitch over like 95mph you double nigger.
Sex with Alysa Liu
>>158311645>>158311824well? which is it?
Screwers don't deserve to win - they screwed the fans!
Curse of the Crimeless Cricket!
>mcbride/gillis kalshi adweapons grade cringe fuel
>>158312001whats wrong with mcbride?
>>158312061he agreed to act in an ad for fucking kalshi
>>158312090fair
https://maps.app.goo.gl/qxjDv5HgGERAnAW78
>>158311829>>158311824
Edgardo Alfonzo has more career bWAR than Alfonso Soriano
jesus enough with the fucking ai
>>158311824I just wanna smell her musty fishy orioles loving pussy
>>158312411theyre just getting started
>>158312427> alright guys let's take an existing person we have thousands upon thousands of real photos of. yeah, alright, perfect. now let's make him look as fake as possible grilling some bullshit. send it
>>158312411If only you knew how bad things are going to be
> look at them yoyos
alright joe, finally had a good call #respect
The Giants win the pennant! The Giants win the pennant! The Giants win the pennant! They're going crazy! They're going crazy!
Hi homar!
icsamcrn
nlcisters...
the fuck was that 3-2 call
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU BITE FIRST PITCH COME ON
/nu/>>158314136>>158314136>>158314136/nu/
>tfw too smart to win at baseball
lmao he's safe ahahaha
>>158303229so sad they globohomo'd the design.
>>158305315Florida ballclubs are not real they do not deserve wins>>158305397Games have to end 3 hours after start, its for energy conservation but also because most people go to games on the train, and they get stuck if the game goes too late.>>158305377>two ALCS in three years>won division all three years>with nothing but rookies and one star who chooses to stay for loyalty alonewhy would they want him gone?
>>158306319only baseball = genuine boomer
>>158307070tillamook sucks and their town smells like cow shit
