Krakhead Edition>>158297512
First for EP40 is back.
Kraken are doing great
Our penguins (3
who is bud, and is there a bud2?
>FUCK YOU CARRIER
/playoffsbound/
Huomenta but the opposite
is it happening
>>158302056I heard Dylan Larkin is desperate to play for the Devils.
My sabres are shit
>>158302051Samir's other fantasy.
went to the cric thread again haha >:(
/krak/
>>158302051guy who got tickets, changed tbg to trb, etc
>>158302083Now you get hazed
>>158302051well there is a budsr and budjr so there should also be a bud2
Nice slewfoot Carrier
Imagine naming your team the wild. Wtf is a wild.
Reminder that if you call him McJesus you are committing blasphemy and you will burn in hell for all eternity.
Did dallas just get their milly?
>>158302144Checked stay tuned!!
>>158302144No milly dilly
softpusy shot
>>158302143pride is also a sin so if you have ever shitposted online about winning then you are going straight to hell
>>158302074that would be nice :)
>>158302143what if i call him that ironically
Gary decided that all the bad guys would win today. Why?
Who do you lose to the Bloos 2-6?You fuckin clowns
Lucky goal
Not so cooley
Part of the plan
literally what the fuck would the oilers do without the refs?
McDavid's up to 30 points in 10 games
>>158302243The broship has been going through dire straits
>>158302056Lets go bro!
>>158302243Marner should come back
Nuge needs to get another one
Man, our PK is terrible tonight. We entered tonight with the 4th best in the league.
All 4 penalties so far have been interference
>>158302283>commit penalties to deny 5x5 scoring chances>complain that you get punished 5x4
Hunt dove no where do you go down like that popsil isnt a big guy fucking crybaby
>>158301999very nice leaf bro
it's over gg reffies
>>158302365>commit borderline infractions against one team>always get called>commit obvious infractions against the other team>never get calledhmmmmmmmmm...
flames throwing their 2-0 lead
>>158302411It’s rigged
>>158302397A two hander on a player streaking to the net is not "borderline" no matter how many roids you take Rod
>needing a 5-on-3 to score on the mammies
>>158302448didn't touch handsnow try assessing the entire rest of the game
>>158302243>you loset. bud to trb on 04/17/22
>>158302445yeah that definitely was a major
can someone post the gif of marner hitting his coach ball sack (i don't think tips were involved)
fuck yeah krak bros
>simply and humbly remind trb of canada's win in war of 1812>starts bubblin
>ANOTHER Oilers diveholy fuckhave some shame
>The Utah Mammoth
>>158302610No hockey fan in Seattle are so dedicated to the Kraken as that pepe.
>>158302543He literally dove
>>158302583Do coaches wear jocks?
>>158302583I hate when marners hit my ballsack.
>>158302651s
> Samir BTFO and still seething kwab
Mammoth
>>158302504How about that crosscheck on a guy nowhere near the puck? Just stop breaking the law
>>158302658True, I don't collect funko pops and lack a foam finger
Wild are soft af getting bullied
is your team sponsored by ALPHA NEWS
These flames are on fire!
>mild
Flames dominating two top teams.
>>158302744mild are mid not top
>>158302701>How about that crosscheck on a guy nowhere near the puck?I agree, the Oilers should have been called for that like 5 times by now.
Wild are definitely missing Middleton. They have no physical players now
>>158302697s
Haha quit hughes classic
nice try you sneaky little jew
>>158302781The Oilers are crosschecking guys on their knees away from the puck? How about Carrier's uncalled slewfoot that took Ekholm out of the game?Canes got beat up by the Panthers enough that they learned to do the same things
Honestly flames seem big, young, and well coached.
Why are there so many jeets in the Calgary stands?
>>158302786did he bulk up and change his game
>>158302867Yes hes burly sexy and strong
>>158302867Nah, it's just Samir seething about the Wild...yet again.
>>158302863That's what Canadians look like, chud.
>>158302873That could go for the majority of Flames players and fans.
>>158302867>middleounce
>>158302882February 24 the day the leafs dismantled the wild forever
Wtf happened in the carolina game? Why do the Oilers refuse to fuck off
>>158302863Calgary wants to be Texas so bad it comes out in weird ways
>>158302906you really think gary will let people turn the games off early?
Kraken are nice though
>>158302894he got bodied and turned inside out during playoffs, it was embarrassing
>>158302914Calgary/Dallas WestSAARn Conference Finals confirmed.
Why don’t teams just play their top offensive players on the penalty kill to score short handed?
>>158302914Kek underrated comment
>>158302935A lot of teams do, retard.
>>158302854genuinely retarded "I can only understand the world through caricatures" poster
>>158302896 1 9 6 7
goodnight>rags
These flames look like they're heating up
>>158302972We don’t even have huberdeau back yet just wait and see his magic.
another embarrassing night for the nucks
Wtf is up with cantpucks? No shots for over 30 minutes?
you got to feel a little bit for crazy p on nights like tonight
with finns...
>>158303004>huberdeauHe hasn't been the same ever since he had to sell his Lamborghini.
>oilers trying to play grabby holdy interference murderpuck>all for naught>as they get scored on by a literal fucking whoyou love to see it
>>158303017They learned from the habs
So wild can just interfere with flames players rigged
Gary what are you doing
HOWEVER!
reffies hate the flames
OH NO NO NO NO OILS YOUR REFFIES?
>>158303058based refs
>MILD
Flames beat wild and the refs
The Canucks are not nearly bad enough on paper to lose 9 games in a row.At this point it's certainly a coaching problem and frankly my patience with Manny Malholtra is starting to run thin.
>>158303059Well done CarolinaHowever
BUSSI LOOSE!
FLAMES WINGG EZ
And so, we bid adieu to Laffs West and leave them to their fraudulence.
MILD
Nice try gary
>>158303019you get kicked in the shins
gotta be honest I think Bussi was 1 and donehe has looked like absolute shit this year
REALALBERTAHOURS
Wild will be exposed in playoffs
I think that maybe Bussi isn't very good, bros.
>2 goal hattrickumm really?
>>158303017They aren't losing first pick again
>>158303108always do
flames climbing the standings playoffs here we come
Seattle is really good actually
Good job, FlamesGoodnight /hoc/
>>158303131look, oilers fans just aren't very bright
>>158303131Gary's people wear smaller hats, so a hat trick isn't as big of a deal.
>>158303075this team is absolutely bad enough to lose 9 games in a row. i would wager they are closer to setting an all time franchise losing streak and even get close to the sabres style 18 game streak than winning 5 games in a row.
So, what the fuck is wrong with Mike Johnson?>OH MY GODWas he high or drunk tonight?https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1792726722652876.mp4
big kill krak bros lets go
>>158303154
>>158303151lmao no
>>158303017>No shots for over 30 minutes?Things you can't say in American special ed classrooms
>>158303173Freddy G had a nice clear with no stick
>>158303168No, they don't do the basics in front of the net. That's coaching.
fine ill do it myself
>>1583031831993
my debbies won today, a good day :)
It's actually fucking obscene how hard McDrai carries Edmonton
>>158303182>>158303151
>the climate pledge arena
>>158303273Bezos paid a billion dollars to name it CP Arena
>>158303273i prefer the krakhouse
this edm carolina game is great
Hell of an OT, Oilersbros.
>>158303302Never choose another game over Edmonton unless your team is playing. McGOD is above 3 points per game
everyone tighten their bussis
>>158302143
>6'9" goaliegare dont care no more
>>158303225>McDraiis that Edmongolian for "constant diving?"
>>158303314You played with honor in OT, attacking to score unlike the mild who just ran away until they died
my hot take this year was mcdavid scoring 170 points, i might be off by a lot
McCouldn'tEvenScoreOnBussi
Rod likes to send out defensemen for shootouts. He used to do that with Burns and it drove me nuts. He never scored.
wot
>>158302489THOT'S KRUKEN HICKEY BO(O)BY
>>158303201there are 4 forwards at best that you could consider nhl caliber on the canucks. this might be one of the worst rosters they have iced since the mid 80s. not even scottie bowman or joel quinnville could make the playoffs with this lineup
>>158303217That boy is gay
when oil win this year will they go down as the greatest team of all time?
Devon Levi can have my pennies
Omg lol
>and your first star for the Oilers tonight...
GG, Oilers. You took us to shootout against our second goalie and without three starters. Plus, three powerplay goals (one from a questionable penalty).
>>158303371motherfuckers pay to watch this
Whats the lowest amount of shots taken in an NHL game?
>>158303372Once you win a cup you can stop eating cocks you know
>>158303371The real impressive thing is how it's Detroit of all teams doing this. If Carolina was suffocating them it would be sensible. Detroit isn't good enough for this
Jews won
>>158303383six, seven, i believe
guy literally just fell over
>>158303381>its a home game Kek
>>1583033830Rags in 1958
>>158302018that image is mirrored. Butthead always sits on the right.
>>158303358again i don't think tips were involvedjust a "heads up coach" moment
>>158303380You cheapshoted our #2 D and then got worked in the 3rd period without him
>>158303357Goaltender sucks hard on that one.
What the FUCK is Lankinens problem?
>>1583033830, by rags in 58I think if nucks end with 5 it'll be the second least
>>158303385>Once you win a cup
>it was 5-1
I think when teams are as bad as the canucks are and are going to be they should be allowed to forfeit the season and save the fans, players, coaching staff, officials and broadcasters the pain
>>158303385how would you have any idea what winning a cup means
Took a big Stankoven
They just said the cucks hadnt had a shot since period 1, omgLol ok they just got a couple>and the crowd goes wild
kino
Canucks Nation owes Adam Foote an apology.
>>158303371we can see your reflection
>>158303456what happened to wolf
Don't they have like a 9 million dollar dman and a 10 million dollar centre?
>>158303437But then they would deny me the pleasure of mcdavid raping them
>>158303465He's up on my wall.
>>158303465>hEs JUsT a pUP!!1!
>>158303456Quit Hughes is getting frustrated.
>>158303456A team went 0-2 in the big 'berta? That's pretty bad
>>158303442You're right, don't let me stop you
>>1583034900-1-1 actuallyt.gary
>>158303445t. fan of a non-cup-winning team
Do I dare believe?
>>158303465Hes stuck on the cycle of reincarnation as he hasn't grasped the impermanent nature of physical reality, unlike cooley
PROOOOOOOH :D
business idea: american and canadian nhl players will exist within an economic exclusion zone which taxes their income based on an average of all taxes which apply to players in each team's city. this eliminates much of the jewry of agents gaming players against potential good fits for them and their families because a milly in SLC is only $750k in hongcouver
>>158303505Tldr
>>158303505nah a dollar is still a dollar, whether you're in winnipeg or nashville
PROOOOOOOOOH :D
proooh :(
rigged
No PROOOH :D
Get a life, kid.
What a life Stephen lives.
He can't even pass his drivers license test so he spends all day trashing someone who actually accomplished something in my life.
>>158303589Cope he got his license 4 years ago
>>158303456can't wait for hughes to walk kwab
A real faggot ass loser.
>>158303595Mother fucker google doc
>>158303599Mckinnon?
Lankinen is ass.
>>158303620Add me
>>158303620What
*takes Easter bong rip*
Mild fans are not taking the loss to the flames well lol. Get used to it you won’t be seeing much more wins coming your way.
>>158303620kek I forgot about that
>>158303640skankinen will be the reason the nucks get dupont and for that he can be forgiven
>>158303640>aieeeeeee
>>158303640happens
>>158303595Justin still doesnt answer his calls
>>158303371Never to early to start the tank
>>158303668It's been happening an awful lot lately.
Trunks up
PRÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖH :D
>>158301002
bröh D:
prooooh :(
gg, Kraken bb
Always gotta wait for the clock to tick before krakposting a goal
PRÖÖH :D
PROOOOH :D
TUSKS UP JJ
>muh le mild will be exposed in the playoffs
>>158303695congrats to your wings
well well well
>>158303668Yea
Tensions are high in the live chat for the Canucks Rink Wide postgame show.
>>158303783link?
blitzkreig bop
>>158303795>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxPoaMqW2oQIt's not that good of a show. I tried giving them a chance since Rogers murdered sports radio in Western Canada. But there's something very soulless about youtube streams compared to terrestrial radio where you can get the occasional seethe calling in.
kräkheads
SCARRRRRRRR
proooh D:
>>158303825>terrestrial radio where you can get the occasional seethe calling in.I miss those days.
Just another goal to give up to the mammies
stubbed my toe at work and it still hurts but i'm too scared to take off my sock and see how bad it is
Flames winning streak extended :)GO FLAMES GO
>>158303857apply for workman's comp
>>158303857All /hoc/ players know you keep your skates on when you hurt your foot.
>>158303338yikes what is that?
Which team do Alaskans support
>>158303589my kid got his permit a couple days ago :)
>>158303910Florida
prooh :(
gg utah, better luck next time
>>158303910Devils
proooh posting is over with me
>>158303946They've only played frauds so far.
>>158303946they are all on pace for over 200 points
>>158303976Does it matter if they never win the cup?
>>158303967Yeah
In case any anons have a trip coming up
> Devin Cooley Post Game Interview “I already know the DMs I’m going to be getting from Team Tank: Stop winning, idiot.”Flames bros… why is he insulted the fanbase
>>158303995chad behavior :)
>>158303849shake that thang for meshake that thang for me>>158303953we're doing it this year bros
>>158303946yeah a lot of players have scored 31 points in a season, big whoop
Quinn hughes is blaming the refs for the loss.
>>158303996>self proclaimed nihilist>checks social mediaposer
>>158303995>mystery destinations >all some of the most traveled areas of the U.S.
>>158304018It's a "mystery"
>>158303946That's 3/4 players on the Soilers that's scored more than 5 points.
TDS is real and it’s an epidemicJust a friendly PSA from your local Leafs supporter:TDS = Toronto Derangement SyndromeSymptoms include:>Instantly turning every Leafs related post into a 12-paragraph essay about 1967>Claiming the Leafs are “frauds” after every regular season win but mysteriously quiet when they lose to them>Bringing up Matthews’ contract, or Gavin mckenna being a bust, or no Cups since the 60s >Unironically using the phrase “Leafs gonna Leaf” or laffs like it’s profound analysis>Having a meltdown the second someone says the team looks good this year>Spending more time hating the Leafs than supporting their own teamIf you or a loved one is showing signs of TDS, there is help available. Touch some grass, watch a different team for five minutes, and remember that other franchises also exist.
>laffs
>>158304034Not really
do we still call him quitt hughes here
>>158304073>>158304079>>158304084>>158304087>>158304094>>158304093Point proven.
>>158304088So what are the destinations for the next time they score 5 at home?
>>158304117Idk
>>158304117brampton
>>158303995>win a 1 hour flight to la or san francisco
>>15830378313 shots on goal against the Detroit Red Wings was not a very good performance
>>158304133>vancouver
>>158304151OH BOY A TRIP TO COLUMBUS OHIO 32% OFF
>>158304156people are moving there
/KRAK/'DMORMONS GAPED
>>158304164>>158304156Johnny went there
>>158304156You like anime?
>>158304181That's actually one hell of a deal. 32% off an international flight.
I fucking hate online gambling and casinos. But if easily influenced low-impulse control retards wants to ruin their lives by giving away their money for free, let them. https://www.cbc.ca/news/investigates/gambling-ads-restrictions-canada-9.7388888
>>158304169And look what it did to him.Too much bad mojo in that city.
An active code in case anyone wants to dress like a seattle hipster
>>158304187maybe on planet "mystery"
All goalies are retarded
>>158304217cope the nhl has opened an investigation into this serious incident
>>158304189>they needed a tenured researcher to conclude every other commercial is a gambling ad
Instead of gambling it away into casinos i spent my money on gacha girls.
one way ticket to siberia courtesy of the seattle kraken
>>158304230The NHL watched Kevin Lankinen tonight and concluded that the statement is true
>>158304198>$100 flannel shirtsI probably have 50 flannel shirts and I bought them all for less than $10 at various thrift shops
>>158304242Only for that annoying twink Cooley though.
>>158304256true and adin hill kwab and carter hart the other day KWAB
>>158304258wow, nobody fucking cares.
>>158304256This goal >>158303640 really ruined my night. Even as a rebuilding team the Canucks cannot afford to play him anymore, it's killing an already low moral.
So why were the Canucks able to beat the flames? Flames dismantled top teams and lost to the pathetic Canucks impossible.
>>158304264Cared enough to reply, dumbass.
>>158304258Now that's what an actual hipster would do
>>158304258ded swedes
McDavid needs 13 points in his next 5 games to have the most points through 15 games in NHL history. His schedule >vs Toronto>vs Detroit>vs Calgary>@ NYI>@ NYR (second half of a back to back)
Kurt cobain who was a musical genius wore flannels
>Raymond, Finnie, MBN all got pointsWings are so back
>>158304299isles bros... history is being made against us...
>>158304299>13 points vs 5 shit teamsI think he’ll do it
>>158304313cope my islanders are in a playoff spot
>>158304313monitor on bozo the flames are heating up
>>158304299this is why gary is letting the oilers brutalize all the retarded kids to start the season
I haven’t been watching hockey much I got into Star Wars again so thats been taking up much of my time.
taco bell fucked up my order and gave me almost 100 fire sauce packets...beast mode desu
>>158304317>>158304319Maybe on planet retard
>>158304332Based, but why not both?
>>158304352the Thrawn trilogy is really overrated, there's better stuff in the EU
mcdookie
How are the rags so good when shitsherkin is out for the season?
>>158304414Good leadership. Starting with the captain.
i grew up well off in the suburbs and am throwing it all away
>>158304299It's happening. Check em.
imagine how many points McDavid would have in his career if he played on a sunbelt team and was getting constant vitamin D
>>158304471He gets D I don’t know if it has any vitamins though
>>158304332reminds me of bud back in 2020 or whenever it was kek
How will he save his beloved Florida Panthers?
>>158304487Who?
isnt zayne parekh supposed to be some offensive stud defenseman?
>>158304495his smell is offensive
>>158304493bud
kraken paying for renovations to my goon cave this month
>>158304495Hes just a pup
>>158304524cale makar was lighting up the league at 18
>>158304488he needs to de-age the entire roster by 5 years
It's going to be a long, grueling season.
>>1583045734u
with finns you ___ !
>>158304592sin
>>158304603no
>>158304592bin
>>158304592Sneed
>>158304592hit pettersson
Hey Sammie how has life been since you got served the biggest humble pie of your life on that cold February morning?
cooley is a great man
>>158304671kwab
>>158304645>>158304657this isn't wrong answers only challenge
We're winning too much
Is /hoc/ ready to discuss the flames winning streak yet?
There is a series on Amazon Prime about Michael Bubble and the WHL Langley Giants
Lmao how do the fucking Kraken keep winning? Are they going to actually be good when Daccord stops shitting the bed? They actually look good when Grubauer is in net.
>>158304920Ron Francis isn’t there anymore
>>158304920They got brought to OT by Detroit and Philly. Two fluke wins against decent teams doesn't really mean anything. They'll get btfo on Saturday.
It’s up
