great thread
I think people started to realize how much of a wigger Dustin is only after his retirement.
do you know what heem means?
I did this didn't I? I'm going to have to leave because no one likes me arn't I? It's okay I get put in this situation everywhere I go. It's spiritual warfare and I'm the bad guy.
>>158316434see>>158316416
>>158316416Its code fore pedophile
>>158316436See>>158316438
dead sport
Alex is moving back to LHW if he gets heemed. 2 losses and I don't know if he gets a LHW title shot Immediately. Probably fight Magomed or Stirling.
Why'd we get weemed
>>158316451>Magomed or Stirling.damn lhw is dead used to the premier division in the ufc
>>158316392>Previ-ACK!!!!!!!
lets talk about jenny
>>158316409He tried to be media friendly and hide it during his career. Ironically, we now know he would have been way more popular with fans if he was just his authentic Louisiana Gumbo Wigger self
>Doos in this thread don't even know what heem means...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CszMaTGX3f4
>>158316476i think it's a change for better. his antics are not gonna harm his career and he can easily stay around as an MMA media personality. say some catch phrase, fans treat it like a scripture, rinse and repeat.
Dustin's retired?
this still up?
Anik, Felder and DC on comms todaythank fuck
>>158316504good stoppage
>>158316513DC in Abu Dhabi is like a fat kid in candyshop. he's gonna be insufferable.
I wish RAF had even a moderate amount of professionalism, there a fracker every presser. The fights are entertaining and different to the garbage you watch in NCAA or Olympics.Ig any press is good press ig
Sit this one out kid.
good thread
>>158316519thats why they are there. when it comes to fighter safety nothing is less important, fuck em. start the fight
>>158316584It's a thankless task.
>>158316535anything is better than cruz and bisping
>>158316535DC is a fat kid.
Rogan still not going to non American venues I see
>>158316590some fighters you let fight, herb understands that. gane gets it
>>158316637After all we all only human. Also my only issue with Steve is he was set up too far away from the fighters but as for stoppages he was pretty good on them.
>>158316632Rogan needs to lighten up and go back to casual wear for PPVs. DC really is a fat ball of stress
>>158316659Can you blame them for being out of the camera shot. Steve, Mario and Yves were top and let the boys be boys inside the octagon. Main character faggot Miiiike Belllltrán can get fucked for being a punk ass bitch
>>158316678It's a fucking fight dana not ballet. Steve understood this let the fighters be the stars let them be the man in the arena let them have their moment in time. Let their name be remembered.
>>158316695names used to be remembered now only faggots are talked about, like _popular fighter to hate_. Charles “Mask” Lewis. used to be on the cage, now it says KICK and it isn’t about fighting
They used to push depressants via booze, condoms and women and now push stimulants with energy drinks, phones, nicotine and media with their faggy athletes. someone get me a mickeys
dusty poirierdusting poirierdusted poirier
the ufc hasn’t held a card at the MGM in 10 years
I think the mods are out to get me
Fight Night 294 is going to be good >broken jiri vs mystery race australian>sterling vs vallejos >hooker vs t city >others not typing out
Alexander Volkanovski vs. Movsar EvloevPetr Yan vs. Merab DvalishviliLone'er Kavanagh vs. Ramazan TemirovAlexander Volkov vs. Rizvan KunievAaron Pico vs. Losene Keita
>>158316896volkyantemirovkunievkeita
>>158316896Volk heemBeastrabTemirovVolkovKeita unfortunately.
>>158316896Volkanovski by murderYan by murderTemirovVolkov by murderUmmmm Pico
>>158316896Alexander Volkanovski Petr Yan Lone'er KavanaghAlexander Volkov Aaron Pico
>>158316896VolkYanTemirovVolkovPico
>>158316896EvloevYanLone'erVolkovPico
>>158316896volkyankavanaghkunievkeita
>>158316896VolkMerabLonerKunievPico
>>158316896Joe from Street Fighter Merab Devilishwilly Loner Gane's FatherAaron Pico
mallott
Anyone know why Merab is a huge dog? There was actually a genuinely excuse why he lost vs Yan. 4 fights in one year and one of high stakes in that aspect is crazy for a short guy.
>>158316896Evstein Petr Y Kürten Temirov Kadyrov ye Alexander V Pichushkin Aaron P Hernandez
>>158316896Alexander VolkanovskiPetr Yan Lone'er Kavanagh Alexander VolkovLosene Keita
>>158316896VolkMerabRamazanVolkovKeita
>>158316738Those days are gone. We are in managed decline. Conor was where it all peaked.
>>158317066joaquin buttley
>>158316896VolkPiotrRamazanVolkPico
>>158316738McDs is high test
>>158316896VolkanowskiYanKavanagh VolkovKeita
I have awoken and remembered the fight is early today.
I've got my snacks and I'm ready to lock in for the heems
>>158317219didn't ask>>158317239didn't ask
>>158317258hope a czech heems you
>>158317258
>>158317274Peter Yan is the UNDISPUTED Bantamweight Champion and will get the decision yet again in a few hours. Stay mad.
The Merab Second Reich
>>158316896Mini VolkMerab KavanaghBig VolkPico
How does Jolie porier shit from that thing?
>>158316896VolkanovskiYanKavanaghVolkovPico
>>158316896EvloevYanTemirovVolkovKeita
>>158316452The official reason given was that my OP image of Movsar shooped onto Derrick Lewis asking about Niko Price's daughter was "off topic"
>>158316896VolkYanTemirVolkLosens
>>158317080Yeah true but maybe I dont know maybe he I dont know man who knows really it could very well be that merab wins but then it also be that he loses thats how these things work no need to think too much about it
>>158316896VolkanovskiYanTemirovVolkovKeita
YN Dana White and Oldhead Sean Shelby own your ass
>tfw when you realise kody steele and aaron pico are on the same card
>>158317815What is my face when? Feeling disinterested desu
>>158316447>>158316392this guy is a lolcow
>all those pico pickswe're in for another mass weeming to be certain
>>158317850If you pick Pico you have no brain. If you pick Temir you have no heart.
Many meng
>>158317880Who the fuck is Temir
>>158317883Cmon say it
>>158317850It's unironically a very winnable fight for him It's like 50/50 between Pico styling on Keita or just getting blasted and dying instantly
Kody Steer masterclass incoming
Kody Steele AND Lone'er Kavanagh?!?!
This card is up there for sure.
Tell em tell em
Pico will finally stop being a shitter and look like the prawlspect we all knew he would be.
It's gone be bad
This card is stacked with Asian twinks
>>158317066Hey jeet this a /box/ exclusive webm
struggle and duck
>>158318265goat status = revoked
>>158318265He injured his pussy
>>158316896>Alexander Volkanovski>Petr Yan>Ramazan Temirov>Alexander Volkov >Aaron Pico
>>158318265Khabib was too rough to him.
>>158318265Brazza wont be able to do a training camp until march, so the soonest he will take a fight is around May.Carlos Prates is fucked, they are going to make him fight Beast Morales.
UFC 333 live stream for the brokies https://streem.gg/freestream
How fucked is Merab’s nose going to be by the end of the night?I think it might fall off.
Anyone else see Kuniev overwhelming & heem’ing Volkov?
Petr Yan will unironically have a better resume and a better win/loss record than Merab after tonight.>>158318431Doubtful but Volkov looks like he's about to die of old age every fight now and will fall off a cliff soon.
>>158317002Wtf commiserations but that's my congressional muse you posted there
Kuniev ain't your average blob. He's an elite HW wrestler with a surprisingly good standup and devastating knees.
Yeah but Volkovnovski will heem.
>>158316896>volkanovinski>yan>kavanagh>volkov>keita
>>158318446is he a good kisser though
>>158316896EvloevYanRamazanVolkovPico
>>158318403It will get smashed so hard it morphs into Michael jackson ayawoki nose
>>158316896Evloev by decision Yan by decision Temirov by heem Kuniev by decision Pico by decision
Does everyone know the ufc starts in 18 bings? I feel like a lot of people don’t know it’s on early today.
>>158316896Movsar EvloevPetr YanRamazan TemirovAlexander VolkovAaron Pico
>>158318446Kunnyev vs. Faglier when?
>>158318512I know but thanks for spreading the word b
>>158318512It starts in 45min actually
>>158318446>He's an elite HW wrestlerHe's had 3 UFC fights and has literally never landed a takedown
>>158316896Challenge volcanoeMerbLonerVolkanovaki lolBoku no pico
Fucking sad that Rogan won't be commentating
Lowkey, it’s kind of a shit card T B HI’m watching, maybe it’ll be one of those underrated banger cards but it’s pretty zzzz match-ups, name-recognition & star-wise.
>>158318555HOLY fucking cazzie
>>158318555I might skip the prelims but the main card actually has some important fights I can't justify skipping
>>158318545This is one of the worst /heem/ posts of all time.
>>158318555Wasted Early prelims are weak Rest of the card is terrific
If it doesn't take place in the UFC 'pex it doesn't matter
>>158318581No its good
>>158318552Fuck!Anik, Felder & DC is the worst commentary crew imaginable..>>158318545Do you guys think as much shit as Luke Thomas talks, that he would sell out, swallow the company line & take the gig if they offered him a commentary job?I think he’d sell his soul in a second, if he hasn’t already.
>>158316896VolkYanTemirovKunievPico
>>158318581Just reread it Im fucking fried
>>158316848>jiri vs navajo Navajo gonna jab and move for 25 minutes >aljo vs VallejosAljo gonna lay on him for 15 minutes>hooker vs Ortega Literally who cares >others not mentioned That's a banger actually
ciryl gane is fighting today i think
>>158316896VolkPetalonelyVolk tallniggy
>>158318600He's demonstrated that he wouldn't. Like he talks about how he's navigated himself into a position wherest he's able to tell the le truth without fear of losing his job or whatever
>Fight ThreadPrelims about to start>>158318642>>158318642>>158318642
>>158318649No Conor, no watch.
>>158318634Well, he sold out & covered the White House card extensively didn’t he?
>>158318662
>>15831844138 isn't old for a heavyweight
>Make his stream start lagging after the introductions
>>158316896VolkanovskiDvalishviliTemirovVolkov Pico
>>158316896EvloevDvalishviliKavanagh Volkov Pico
21 days until Gane fights.
>get throttled by a head kick 2 fights in a row
Prelim goodMain card bad?
>>158322313mostly bad, and only abus and dom did anything
>>158317850You still here pussy?
I’m with a bunch of friends that knows ufc, what should I say to fit in?
Brazza wants Morales and Prates to fight lol. Prates is fucked he is gonna have to fight Beast Morales
PRATES MORALES INTERIM TITLE FIGHT ANNOUNCEDISLAM DUCKED
>>158324752Why do you want to fit in? Honestly tell me what that will achieve in the long run?
So fucking disappointed I didn't bet on Colby, I knew he would of improved, 5 to 1 odds, fuck
>>158324961that nigga hoping prates kos morales so he doesn't have to fight him
>>158324961It's so obvious what brazza is doing.>Prates winsbeat him easily with wrestling.>Morales winsI am retired too much injury horseback riding accident I swear this true brazza
I got 2 bucks on Merab.
>no reply in 20 minutesdead board?dead sport?
AND STILL
Murzikanov was told to throw the fight or his steroid use would be exposed
>>158325907everyone is watching 333 its live rn lol
>>158325907It's a gay freemason charade of a sport, it's over
Prates mad at brazza
>if Yadong gets the shot Yan will buzzsaw through him. If O’Malley gets it Sean wins it>Volk is the best FW ever and a top 5 GOATSolid card
Brazzas? IN THE BIN.
Steelbros, Picobros, and Yanbros - it was a good dayEvloev bros - at least the loss was to the GOAT
Volk is unironically higher than Islam and Khabitch on the GOAT listCry about it muzzes
V-VOLK-SAMA
9/11 for brazzas i fear
never seen a dude straight up quit in a title fightwhat a fuckin bitch
UNCLE ALEX DID IT
hhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemmmmm old man
noncesar didn't even last as long as yair lmfao
Levels
>>158327357Higher than Khabib yes, not higher than Islam. Islam is 2nd all time behind Bones
You now remember Movsar Evloev
>>158327375Ummmm....?
>Sisslam ducked and quit on the same night that Volk cemented GOAT statusKEKKKKKKK
>>158327425who?
>>158327425That KWAB who quit? The quit-KWAB?
Who doesn't love Volk?
VolkaGODski
spammy is rolling in his grave rn b
>>158327439terrible day for the brazzas
>>158327416Jizzlam is not even top 5 i fear.
Movsar humble in defeat :)
>>158316392HEEM
orthodox russians = champsmudslime churkas = dead
P4p number one NOWHe is on the goat talks
the good guys won :)
THAT’S MY NIGGA VOLKANOVSKI
>...............
Ducklam bros? Our response?
>>158316392Volk vs yan next
Full camp no concussion symptoms Volk does the same to topooria or worse
How are aussies so good
>>158327582Let's not go full retard b
>>158327515KWABOTY
Did DC even ask Volk what he wants next?
>Movsar knows wine gets better with ageIs he haram?
>>158316392Volk vs yan next..
the greatest to ever do it
Raped
>>158327582Post Gaethje Topturo unironically kills Volk.
>pigslam the pigduck exposed (again)>all undefeated muzzie's loseKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>158327577Morales posterizes him with 1-2.
stand up for yaself
KWAB
>Leave the bald midget to me
>>158327601Goathje broke him and left him deformed beyond repairLook into your heart and see the truth
there are levels to this game
Undeniably the greatest of all time.
So just how good is Beastpuria? You can't cope that Volk was flushed now
>>158327665it'll be a great fight
Loner and Volk just... I dont... Retreat to the cord... I will delete this but the order stands.
>can't take volk down>no power in his hands and wants to strike with the best striker in the division who has a huge reach and power advantagei don't think movsar had any path to victory
>>158327515>>158316392
>>158327668Volk is not capable of doing what Gaethje did, I wouldn't even be shocked if Garth did that Volk as well
They're saying that illegal grease was found on Volk so Dana is stepping in to change this fight to a no contest
>>158327692>i don't think movsar had any path to victorysaid this from the beginning
Is O'Malley in the UFC's bad books now? DC brought up Song but not him
>>158327701Good thing he doesn't have to do the same, since topooria is no longer the fighter he was before going in there with Justin
>>158327676You can cope that Volk was being completely irrational and retarded by doing a 4 month turnaround after getting heemed in another fight that he never should've taken. Neither of his KO losses count unironically.
volk is what you get when a solid athlete from a real sport makes an actual commitment to mma
>>158327697he literally just quitwhy are muzzies so bitchmade
>>158327748Semi-pro Rugby League, beast of a sporting pedigree
>>158327697>>158327515Surely you know what heem means now?
>>158327692>i don't think movsar had any path to victoryAnyone who wasn't a Muslim knew this>>158327743Volk's chin is still questionable, higher chances of winning does not mean it's probable. Ilia most likely still chins him.
Wonder what his brother is thinking right now
so volk is out here beating undefeated fighters and extending records at 45 years old?
>>158327697>6-7 hits to the arm defencewhat a ridiculous stoppage with 3 seconds to go
Volk winning makes me happy bros.
volk vs gaethje for the lw strap would be hilarious+ aljo vs silva.book it daner.
>>158327665Diego made him his bitch. Jean isnt shit, hes a predictable striker and open to counters all day.Volk should fight gaycheese and retire
>>158327823You have to fight back, stupid.
how good is diego lopes that went 10 rounds with this BEAST without even getting hurt once
>>158327837Volk would be turned into a literal downie like that one boxer if he fought Goythje
muslim here, i wanted evloev to win but volk is the GOAT and a genuinely good guy so not butthurt at all.
>>158327840Most delusional post of the yesr awardSilva was beating the living shit out of him on round 2
>>158327823He literally raised his hand to verb tab
>>158327823You can't just shell up and not do anything else to defend yourself, it's the same way Poatan got the tko on Ank
>>158327859>muslimWe see your flag, m8.
>>158327357Khabib retired 6 years ago and you're still mindbroken over him
>>158327846not with 3 seconds left on the bell mongo
Volk was greased like a pigfraud title
>>158327823cope mustafa your boy quit
>>158327860his dogshit ground game was exposedgot his guard passed immediately and was getting the shit beaten out of himand then he ate an elbow on the feetsilva fucking sucks
>>158316416It's just a funny meme of some negro yelling HEEM SLEEPY! in a WorldstarHipHop video. Obviously he's saying Him sleepy in monkey ebonics.
>>158327840Garth would kill that midget
rip pigloev
>>158327877The bell isn't relevant. That's not how it works.
Volk's chin can't survive against Gaethje
Why did Evloev quit? Plenty of guys have taken much harder punches.
>>158327877Let me break something down to you b, if there was a big red button to stop the fight and lose right next to him. Evloev would have hit it
>>158327850Lopes has a great chin and killer instinct but he's a very limited fighter outside of that. He's terrible at making adjustments, can't wait for the Charles fight though.
Reports cageside at 333 saying Movsar defecated his bowels durring that tko sequence
>>158327665This clown should be at least 2 fights away. He beat a complete nobody and got dropped badly at one point.
>>158327914just don't get hit m8simple as
>>158327877>protect yourself at all times
>>158327891Why couldn't he do it again in round 2 and got outstruck 4 to 1? The lord broke your mind, stop crying.
>>158327840Diego fluked him then fought like a retarded against Volk twice
>>158327925Nigga pooped out his own colon? A prolapse?
>>158327344Ingushetians, chechens etc are not brazzas. I didn't feel a thing when sean bitched khamzat. We don't root for them
>literally 0 protest from Evloev at all >straight up on the mic saying he lost and Volk is a better fighter>ISSA EARLY STOPPAGE
>I'll get those daughters eventually, Volk
Yan heems volk
>>158327914depends if the gloves are loaded or not
>>158327887he didn't quit at all tho, he was defending his head against the punches, Volk only managed to hit his arms on the ground
>>158327942outstruck? we count strikes that don't do damage now?he lost bro.it could be 1:1000 strike differential and it doesn't matter when lopes throws the one strike that ends the fight.
>>158327915Soft Kavkaz boys aint built the same as proper lads from the 'gong
Volks voice turned into aussie stone cold ?
>>158327950you don't get to decide who is or isn't a brazza
>>158327915got some good clean hits before he went down prob a bit more rattled than he appeared
Garth Volk - battle of the uncs, big money and double retirement, it's the way to go>>158327959shut the fuck up
>>158327929he beat arnold allen and that mexican nigga, there really isnt anyone else in fw for volk to fight
>>158327950Brazza = Caucasian muslim. Shut up
see a lot of european flags not liking the volk win one has to ask the question....?
I want everyone who claimed the pedophile would win to admit they were wrong
>>158327959Laying down in the fetal position "defending" and someone kicks the shit out of you over and over means you lost and the fight gets called off. You have to try to win not just accept a beating forever without fighting back.
>>158327797Ilia probably makes the right adjustments and beats Garth in the rematch to be honest despite fighting like a meathead he knocked him down and had him hurt multiple times
While Volk won the fight. He still clearly lost round 1 and anyone who says he won it is bias.
>>158327925Many are saying this
>>158327979He was crook this whole fight week
A u ironically 9/10 card
>>158327786A proper heem for me what’s wrong with that?
>>158327570It's over spammy. Take a shower. Hang out in the cord with Ramesh. I know he's still there.
>>158328013it's called Lionheart guard you cazzie
>Loner Kavanaugh just sat down for the post fight conference and was back up within the minute because there were no questionsya ain't got the stuff kid no one gives a fuck sorry
>>158328033Gaethje himself admitted those bodyshots in round 2 basically had him finished, Ilia threw it away by following him to the ground and chasing a meme submission
What's next for Quitloev?
>>158327979>Volks voice Oi!>turned into Oi!>aussie Oi!>stone cold ?Oi!
>>158327840>Volk should make the worst mistake of his career a second time
Picks 10 wins FinlandUSA x3ChileCanada x2UKGermany x2
>>158327823if you curl up like that it's TKO. you quit. that simple.
movsar>he is just the greatest >he is goatheem>n-no that was an early call kek based retards
>>158328072Frontlines in Ukraine
>>158328033Pooria has to earn it.
>>158328072getting cut
>>158328053nice sleeve he has there, would be a shame if he took the tattoo pill and got more allowing himself to get sparked off his next fight
>>158328033Topturo had him beaten with the body shots that dropped him. The fucking retard has a low IQ moment and shoots for a submission like a giant fucking retard.
Evloev will never eat a candy bar again for the rest of his life
>>158328082First time I got all picks right in a while
Been an awful run for spammy lately, for real all of his guys are getting slimed out
>>158327963Piego Lopig was stumbling all over the place you stuoid cazzie faggot
Yan Merab fight still on my mind. Nothing like a good heem fight bros
some of you retards treat brazzadom like it's a real world thing and not a meme word invented on heem
I live Volk so much bros. He's a heckin hero.
>>158327669quack
>>158328046It wasn't a question posed at you it was more a question posed at the beginning of this thread.
https://www.youtube.com/live/F60CcVo9szg?si=lIoJ-tDlThJGntEYDaners live
>>158328120Did you see that massive construction project at Merab's place on the embedded? Nigga was fighting his heart out to finance that shit
>>158328137what was the question?
>>158328072Getting fed to Jean Silva
>>158328163Great show tonight Dana, crowd was great. What did you think of the fights?
>>158328072put him pico
>>15832819010 pushups John
>>158328179Seems pretty harsh even for him maybe we build back with another less dangerous matchup
>>158328163Have you had a chance to see Tom Aspinall's thoughts on a cheesy bean spud?
gentlemen, Bitchloev can't hide any longer. Aaron Pico will manifest destiny.
Volk is getting the bbq pit ready for Porksar Oinkloev as we speak
>>158328190The thousands of fights this man has seen and not once lost weight. Respect
>>158328137>hi dana>o-over here to your right...>anon from /heem/ here, how far down your throat is eddie hearns penis?
Computer science degree holders who lost championship fights: 0/2Dorks can't scrap
>>158328190Tom aspinall and bam margera had a baby, and it's beautiful.
Makachev getting dragged through the mud
>>158327840Volk would get permanent CTE from that fight
>>158328224I think you meant 2/2
>>158328206It's fuck crotchsniffers in 2027
>>158328082my picks werent addedthe card is a no contest
the fuck midget was there without the dagi handlerswhats going on in brazza town bros?
>>158328153I didn't think about it but you're right. But Merab would push like a maniac regardless
>he was slated for january and then said he didn't wanna fight until after ramadanpisslam is the biggest bitchunironically should have stripped him
>>158328272Islam was found with a ladyboy prostitute in Thailand, he's been locked in the hyperbolic bamhole chamber by Khabib as punishment, it's thrown Brazzadom into chaos
I'm happy my aussiebros are happy :D
>>158328120One of the best fights I've seen, peak MMA.
i'm a proud volkcel since 2017you have no idea how much this makes me happy
>>158327877B....
>hyperbolic bamhole chamber
>>158328357Happy for you b, I'm a Yanfag so I know the feeling :)
>>158328368>2 shots in every canFUCKING LOLOLOLOLOL
Damn Volk really made evloev oink and shart all down back of his short pants? Jock strap pushing out playdough out from above his poopy shitty buttcrackand laughed at? Yeah bro got done dirty out there man, real bad
>>158328368Lmao
Volk-sama put Bitchloev on spitroast
did he really shit himself or are you cheeky cunts memeing this into heemlore
Movdaddy bros..., it's running down the back of my legs send help
Islam lost to Ian according to the scoring criteria and he knows it
Movar put money on himself to lose in the 2nd
>>158328427we wouldn't dare
>there haven't been talks about doing an event in Russia, but we probably should :)WHAT THE FUCK DANA YOU CAN'T SAY THAT. DID YOU FORGET ABOUT THE WAR???
>>158328427Its up to Movar to prove he didnt shit his pants
>>158328427Why would we lie?
Movsar gambled on a fart round 2 and lost majorly I'm afraid
>>158328452usa and russia are allies nowkeep up with the news
Great night. The only thing that could've been better is if volkov finished that fat blob guy.
>>158328436he didn't but cuckry the pillowhands got him bruised and was like 10 taps away from winning. Morales would rape him.
>>158327728The Yadong vs Yan fight is a bigger fight. UFC finally has a chinese contender so they are gonna promote the shit out of this in china.Omalleys a side piece rn
This press conference is full of retards
>>158328427ok bro someone has to be honest with you, he didn't. but umar nurmagomedov did
>>158328482Morales is a sloppy bum, his best win is brady
>>158328447>>158328459>>158328461love you blokes
>>158328474Poolkov isn't a heemer, his last finish was Tai Tuivasa
pisslam will never EVER take a fight where he's not the fresher fighterplainly obvious he wants morales and prates to flush each other and then fight him on a quick turnaroundhe's not even injured, should be grounds for getting stripped
>>158328511More than enough physical attributes to negate anything Islam could throw at him.
reyes bros....are we back?
>>158328213Pico de Gallo should fight Arnold Allen.
giv me jdm rematch brazza
Does this win put Volk into contention for being considered Greatest Featherweight Champion of all time alongside Jose Aldo?
>>158328526Brazza he was sleeping when the matchmakers called
>>158328555surpassed aldo long ago m8
>>158328555why is that even a conversation..
Bruh Dana is always in a bad mood, cheer the fuck up baldie Volk just heemed and Yan just won
islam: *doesnt fight* (hes just enjoying little bit pre-ramadan too much)gay mentally ill heemers: >"he must be fucking trannies because thats what i wouldve been doing"yall need allah in your life
Will the mosvdaddy and other brazzadaddy posting stop now that khamzutt and movslut lost?
>>158328576He's bald dude you can never be happy when you are bald just cope Elon would also be bald if he didn't spent hundreds of millions on hair transplants
>>158328555Volk is the 3rd best fighter of all time behind Jon Jones and Islam. he surpassed GSP today
>>158328588it stopped after poomar got slimedthey didn't even try this week
>>158328578Pigslam can't fuck anything with xher little clitty I'm afraid
>When you zutt but the ladyboy keep sucking
>>158328612I see no issue with that argument because he also got the finish. What “goat” is still finishing fights? very few.
>>158328576He's a spiritual woman, he's in perpetual seethe mode
>>158328573>>158328575Jose Aldo went 10 years 18 fights undefeated at featherweight people forget man he ran that division.
>>158328588it's over bappa. they show up only when Islam fights.
>let Dana wriggle out of the Farid Basharat questionthese journalists are fucking cowards. make Dana say it plain and clear that they are now cutting fighters for being boring regardless of being ranked and undefeated
That take down reversal was elite
>>158328622>>158328651You're telling me /heem/ has been usable for weeks?
>>158328612Khabib can kill Islam and his entire resume in 2 rounds
>tfw the trans girl says "bigger one tops"
pisslam "for dear life" cacachev is the goat of dogshite
>>158328663it has been pretty damn usable since Cumshot loss.
>>158328681Why did he flush volk in the first round?
>gaethje vs arman>gaethje vs volkwhich one would you want
This raises the question just HOW fucking good is Ilia? (Everyone knows that Micky mouse loaded gloves Justin fight was a fluke)
>>158328588Dont you dare forget about Umdaddy
>good guys won every fightwhat a splendid night for mixed martial arts
just when you started making sense>>158328664 you follow it up with this tripe>>158328710
>When she whips it out and it's bigger than yours
Dammit I didn't know it was early
Yan? GoatVolk? GoatVolkov? GoodChurkas? Kwabd
This card was boring because all the favorites won.
for me volk is #2 behind bonesthough if he goes out and heems garth hes undisputed #1
Orthodox bros are the GOATs of 135 and 145
>>158328777Checked
>>158328588>Movsar dead>Umar dead>Khamzat dead>Islam pussied outi think the era of brazzas is over
>>158328612GSP is a 2 division champion. He also redeemed both his losses. Volk lost to two guys and will never get those wins back.
Daner confirmed that Islam said nvm I wanna fight after ramadan
Dust in the wind...
>>158328806Gaehtje? PBUH
>>158328871GSP's two division champ status is the most fraudulent of any of them, Bisping was always a paper champ that spent his reign ducking Romero and Whittaker
>>158328884And one minute later, he said islam gave no reason
evloev went out like yarear… except he didn’t even look as good as yarear did
Suga vs yan 2 will be a phenomenal fight the yadong goat aged great
>>158328871GSP handpicked the corpse of pissbing to unretire and dunk on for his second belt. Volk moved up to Islam's division to compete for pound for pound best on the planet
Russian is a cool language to listen too
>>158328612Jon Jones is number 3 at best.
>>158328890brazza gaethje with the bazooka
almost 40 bros, why is the few years younger crowd so fuckin weak?
>>158328916>Bisping was always a paper champas opposed to Giacomo? or Gane?
>i want to box innit owww my eyes hurt from lasik>brazza give me january. brazza is soon ramadan give me 2027 december msgwho was the worse duck?
>>158328928yair at least had the potential of catching Volk with a flashy, dangerous strike, which is why Volk took a little longer to break him down, had to play it safe. Movsar is straight up incapable of hurting his opponents, and you need to be dangerous in order to beat Volk, nobody is winning a pitter patter technical fight against him, he's too good
volks had the flu all week, thiught he looked a bit tired and wasnt as crisp with his lateral movement and entries
>>158328952retard, GSP came back for Rockhold, who decided to lose to Pissking. Not GSPs fault.
already aged poorly, the ufc wanted this faggot to win lmao too fuckin bad
>>158328916>Erm actually Bisping sucks!Sure buddy
>>158328655they’re all too pussy and scared of being banned. it’s a valid statement for Dana to make without being prompted though, because it’s entertainment, not letting athletes dance for hundreds of thousands a year.
Been waiting for this since seeing Evolev walk into Hakeem Dawodu's jab and fell on skates. He hid that shit chin of his all these years, but eventually the bill was going to come due
>>158328952>Volk moved up to Islam's division to compete for pound for pound best on the planetPisslam is a bitch and he sucks. Cheated against Charles when he was going to be out grappled. Grabbing gloves like a bitch
Is abusupiyan magomedov a good guy who's trying to be bad? Or a bad guy, that's trying to be good?
>>158328973We were born when there were still some good times.
Partesh went offff
>>158328890How did the caucasus turn into hardcore radical muslims while georgia is "christian"? These are the same people...
>>158329036UFC is not the cream of the crop.
>bringing up if GSP was even a goat two decades since he has even competed Goat fucking confirmed
>>158329036movshart is most likely in sights. if he loses his next fight, he's getting tossed out.
>>158329050You would t say pisslam in my presence, promise you that.
>>158329010yeah that's why they waited 70 fights to give the crotchsniffer decisionator a shot
>>158329001>GSP came back for the guy who was so shit he got flushed by bisping
>>158329050>cheated against charlesOh shut the fuck up you hysterical fucking retard. Oliveira's absolute dogshit and did absolutely nothing to Islam
>The funny part is Sneed actually has the least idea out of anyone what's REALLY going on here...
What's all this I hear about Movsar sucking dick under a bridge?
the subtle jabs and goal post moving on heem every time volk wins should be studied for how the human brain processes loss
>>158329114Ah yes the resident glowie is back
>>158329055>BROTHER YOU MAKING ME WAIT >BROTHER I NO WAIT >BROTHER I FIGHT >BROTHER YOU TOOK FROM ME >NOW BROTHER I TAKE FROM YOU heh yeh oky prtes rofl lmao
>>158329109the ufc was created by and for crotchsniffers
>>158328368>if I close my eyes maybe he’ll fade away
>He won again? Okay activate the microchip.
so islam really had no excuse?
>>158329113Nice flag you brown retard. I'm sure you're not being biased at all.
Costa is a nightmare matchup for Reyes I don't like Dominic because he just thinks because he is 6'4 he is a Chad when is a such a lame dork
John Silva gonna ko Volk me thinks
is makhachev good? yesis he a ducking bitch afraid to get heemed? yes
WE were locked in, and WE had something special in the works for merab this time.
>>158329170of course he had. his roiding ass got caught again.
>>158329211hes fighting yogart then retiring
>>158329179Oliveira did nothing to Islam. Islam submits him 10 times out of 10, go cry about it.
Wait he smoked HOW many cigarettes??
>>158329211he has less than an actual handful of good wins
>>158328952>Gay Sex PerformerVolk has been schaubrealmed, but he would never tap to a man 3 weight classes below him.
Volk was BETRAYED and TRAPPED in the HYPERBOLIC HEEM CHAMBER
>Yan and Volk wonBased night, goodnight heem
>>158329240flushed poirier is kind of a good win
>>158329229Five hundred cigarettes.
>>158329023>blind guy who trained with GSP coach for rockhold fight so GSP would know exactly how to beat himVolk is not some opportunist like GSP he wants to fight the most dangerous guys. His first loss against Islam is much better legacy than GSP's win over pissbing
>>158329252it's>volk 1>charles>dustbin>garry
>runs from ilia to ww because he "can't make weight anymore">refuses to fight ilia at the white house "his hand is hurt" (posts video hitting the bag) "he was sleeping" "ilia asked for too much money">almost lose to ian "brazza I only weigh 180 I need to put on weight">"I stay active fight before ramadan">ducks prates"the goat"
>>158329248B, it’s 16:22. Lotsa things to do.
Theres been a lot of articles about jewish influence in the ufc recently you blokes reckon islams just going to disappear from the ufc forever?
If I’m Islam I’m calling for Jim Miller
Should muslims be banned fronm the UFC entirely? Daner said that the reason why they had to make the interim is because Islam doesn't want to fight during Ramadan.
>>158329265Second volk win counts too. Muh camp is not an excuse when its a round 1 ko.
>>158329248Gaethje and Suga both get a free win. Feels good to be an American.
You guys really think Islam is afraid of produce? Y'all wilding. Idk what his deal is but nigga not fraid to fight anyone.
>>158329265And he didn't even win against Garry.
>>158329248Goodnight nigga
ufc talent pool is so bad jim miller might unironically get the title shot he deserves
>>158329312no, not when your career has been built by a suspicious amount of convenient short notice fights. it's just the determinism of things
>>158328065>>158328101It’s not stupidity it’s overconfidence and vanity. He thought he was able to beat gaethje any way he wanted so he tried for a sub. Stupidity and overconfidence come from the same sphere of arrogance but intention matters here. Topuria bit off more than he could chew.
>>158329265I hate Islam. but those are the four highest qualitywins you can get in the sport. Got to realize that none of these guys have many good wins.
>>158329345>its Islam's fault all of his opponents were pussy ass bitches who dipped 5 minutes before the fight
>>158329331jake shields bros we are so back
There's this steak house in vegas, Ive been going there since it opened.
>>158329320youre retarded and blind
>>158329370it's allahs fault b
>>158329358subbing charles was his best win by far
You now remember the Merab glazer
>no good wins>meme punch>lay and pray
>>158329387>0 damage dealt in round 5
>>158329422imposter maxing
you called?
Jon might just have the most important win of them all, which is why he's still the goat. He finished Gane.
>>158329422but enough about Khabitch
Jones 1,000,000DC 1
>>158329399agreed
prime matt serra heems all these jabronies
>>158329499
>>158329499das right. serra would just be too much man for a fairy like michael morales
>GSP best wins include twitter antisemigte and schizo who thinks his mom was replaced because her ass looks different
>>158329551host a card before you talk some shit bitch maholo
You cannot say p4p and I fight after ramadan brazza in same sentence brazza
Edgar would’ve beat GSP if the scared bitch would’ve accepted the fight
>>158329574The old belt had class.
Volk has sex with adesanya, colby thickness and dan hooker.
What makes me seethe most of all right now? Not even close, it's gotta be Cyril Gane as heavyweight champion. I despise him for always getting away with it to be perfectly honest. All good though.
>>158329611this new belt represents the new shit world
>>158329617rip kkf
>>158329617Gay sex is the best base for MMA. Jones, the tub Brazzas, the list goes on
>>158329631France helped our nation over the 250 years, having one of their guys go over on our lawn is the least we can do. Now to end the year Mexican American Josh Hokit will claim the belt to satisfy the Mexicans down south
Colby thicknesse has sex with his blind cat!
>>158329681does his blind cat just take it like a pussy?
>>158329660Real shit.
>like a lot of people in india>he grew up mud wrestling
>neither of them can speak a lick of english
>>158329617>dogbender gets topped by a manlet
>>158330332>>158330332
>>158328526Fazza plan
>>158327877Oink oink zuttslut
>>158328001Yes we’re full of islamic apes that get diabetes at age 20.
