Saturday in the Premier League begins with a meeting of two of the "anti-cartel" members as an improving Aston Villa side aim to end Manchester City's 100% start to their league campaign.Kick-off is at 12:30pm with coverage on TNT Sports 1.AST: Suzuki; Cash, Torres, Lindelof, Maatsen; Kamara, McGinn (c), Gomes; Manzambi, Alysson; Jackson.>Subs: Bizot, Mings, Barkley, Buendia, Mbaye, Bogarde, Goretzka, Madjo, Hemmings.MNC: Donnarumma; Khusanov, Dias (c), Guehi, Gvardiol; Anderson, Fernandez; Ndiaye, Cherki, Doku; Haaland.>Subs: Rulli, Kovacic, Ait-Nouri, Reis, Bouaddi, O'Reilly, Foden, McAidoo, Lewis.
>>158317022Anime
>>158317022cheaty are going to get battered
this is a thread you can hang your hat on
>>158317022CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH
>>158317047basiert
who cares, City thrash Villa, they're going to win every single game and the title and prob FA Cup, League Cup and CL and the PL will kneel and drop the charges.the experts already said city are preparing for a decade long fight over the verdict.
>>158317177>>>/epl/
>>158317217City have lost at Villa Park 2 years on the bounce now, but this Villa team seem more weakened than usualalso PL should just say City will be automatically relegated but not deduct any points off them just to keep the league competitive so they can still win the league and go down at the same time
>>158317241I'm printing out what I missed overnight as we speak
>Lescott: Fans should stop booing City because it makes them more motivatedLmao cope you Dubai dick sucking cuck
>>158317244but them winning the league and everything while being found guilty would make the pl more of a laughing stock than it already is. the rules state that everything should be over by the 2nd week in Jan, but because city are petulant 'burn the whole thing down' they're going to drag it out for years.they're doing this on purpose because it costs £25m a year for the pl to put up legal stuff for this. this comes out of the pockets of the pl. lots of clubs this isn't really an issue but the likes of hull and ipswich are like 'errr this is money we need', this is the plan by city, to make it so long and so expensive that the pl just bow down and give them a slap on the wrist.city is also paying social media, spin doctors and other pr services to push the idea of 'red cartel' and 'city did good for football' and other shit on top of pushing the idea that clubs (bar the red cartel, even tho spurs are one of the ones wanting compensation for city cheating) don't want to punish city that much because they don't want their income hurt because city gives them so much money so please don't do it, you need to let city to be able to rebuild so punish them but not too much OK :)))even if they sorted the appeal by 2nd week of jan and even if it stuck (it won't, city will bribe and cheat and lie and loophole and play semantics - they're already doing it, even tho their witnesses got caught lying 25+ times) they will then take it to the High Court and it starts all over again.
>>158317217naah city struggles against villa. City loses 2-1 or draws 1-1
Will City fans bother showing up today?
>>158317267That's Manchester City legend Joleon Lescott to you.They began their decade of financial fraud with the purchase of Lescott. He's the most important player in their history.
>>158317277Man City needs to be dissolved and all Arabs gassed.
>irrelevant 16Yeah think I'll give this one a miss
>>158317285The world would be a better placed if we had properly conquered Saudi Arabia back in the day
>>158317282Klingon
Reminder that the tax service is looking into City because of their dodgy accounts. This is a criminal matter, not a civil one (they keep repeating). Cundy on Talkshite keeps saying they're not guilty, when they have been found guilty they're just appealing, this is their PR spin. He's being paid to reinforce the idea they're not guilty, when they are. You can go online and see all the social media from India, Vietnam, Indonesia, Malaysia where they're talking about the 'Red Cartel' and how City are innocent and can't be punished etc.Wenger in 2011 pointed out how Arsenal did a 15 year deal with Emirates and got £95m for it, but in 2011 City got a 10 year deal worth £400m. Which is x45 times the yearly profit of the company. Nobody blinked. Nobody battered and eyelid. Nobody questioned how City were selling out their stadium every week when it was at times only 45% full visually. They claim their fans were 'in the concourse' just like FIFA did during the WC. City just sell out their stadium every week because they just buy the tickets, nobody turns up, nobody is going to question it because it's the club doing it, nobody is going to go>Hang on, how are we selling out when visually we're barely 50% full?
Please no Feltch and Mcmoist, I beg
>>158317300Cope
>>158317288Taking Muslim countries was effort. We took Afghanistan, twice. Gave it away every time. We took Iraq. We held Yemen, Oman, Qatar, Bahrain and UAE for ages. Gave those away too because of a (unwarranted) fear of invasion from the Commies and lost out on all the money there.
>>158317308
UTV ok
>>158317319Bananas
>Aston is a very ethnically diverse community, with 44% of the population born outside the United Kingdom. The largest ethnic group was Asian at 69.1%. More specifically, the Pakistani ethnic group was the largest at 30.9% of all Asians. Black British was the second largest ethnic group at 16.4%. White British was the third largest ethnic group at 7.8%.Yet 99% of their fans are white. I wonder what they think when they go to the stadium
>>158317277mindbroken red cartel agentjog on
>Making a player walk a cripple out onto the pitchHe's supposed to be getting prepared for a game what are we doing here?
>fans booing>get rapedwhy go through the humiliation? Just shut ya mouth and hope you don't get pumped n dumped at home like liversissies
whats the point of this game? one of the teams is already relegated
why do you use a french vpn for this shit 190 lad, i don't get it. weird choice.
>>158317319ok
>>158317332They're probably hoping City don't have a paid off ref this game
Remember my nigga George Boyd
How long is this fucking Qatar advert
>the bananasEmbarassing
>Paul Tierney (Manchester) on VARAh standard
>kneeling>foid commentator
Stand against the Red Cartel
who's the blonde slag on TNT? She's looking yummy
Can’t wait to watch this cheating sham club with a Championship manager finally get relegated. The club being, of course, Manchester United.
Villa can win this!
that gk taking too long rule is peak refballthe most arbitrary application of the law goingthe off topic ban of the footballing world
>>158317365>manchester derby in the championshipKino
Hahahahahahahahhaha Jacksonnn
CHAMPIONSHIP TIER GOAL CHAMPIONSHIP TIER DEFENCE THATS WHERE THEY BELONG
You CHEATING BASTARDS we know what you are
AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH told ye cheaty gets battered
SHOVE YOUR BANANAS UP YOUR FUCKING ARSE
>Cheats
DONARUFAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Villa vote with City in all Premier League matters so well done and that but bin the cheating chants because you're aiding and abetting it
PL got the goal they wanted
>gayhe
Those ad boards are getting bigger and bigger
alright maybe blackson isn't that bad after all and chelsea should have kept him
>>158317325>I wonder what they think when they go to the stadiumWe think up the villa
Shamone!
Lescott must be conflicted who to support today Villa or Citeh
Was Guehi always this shit? He seems to make mistakes every week
>>158317398He needs to be a starter. Can't improve if he got benched by Joao Pedro
How's Geuhi doing for you, cheaters? Oh, Jacquet? Yeah, he's a generational CB for us thanks for asking. (replace Geuhi with Konate for a Real Madrid thread)
>>158317404It's Lescott's fault City are even in trouble
>>158317412is he not better than j.pedro?
>>158317417I still dont understand why they bought konate of all people
>Gay he
>>158317277>it costs £25m a year for the pl to put up legal stuff for thisI was curious how much it was costing and who was footing the bill
This is a real scrappy unstructured game
I look back on it now. But did Lescott really post this by accident?
>>158317428He's decent as long as he's got VVD next to him, put him next to scrubs like Huijsen or Asensio and he crumbles.
>>158317406>Was Guehi always this shit?Did you not watch the world cup
why is emery wanking off the air?
>>158317371Same with the throw in thing, applied completely randomly
>City get no fans compare to this shite completely empty stands LOL
why are they playing this game on a building site?
>>158317444Because he has man city by the balls
city always scream at the ref and never get booked for it
What does dropping the shoulder mean
>>158317457like wherre you make the defender think you're going one way and then you go the other
>>158317456so do arsenal
>>158317300>Nobody battered and eyelid
>>158317457Body feinting
>>158317466wrong
>>158317466>b-b-but ArsenalYou are mentally ill, your parents hate you
>>158317453Thats a stadium
>>158317457Move your hip or shoulder one direction while the defender moved the same side gaining you an advantage. Its a fundemental in wingers
Villa at 100%, Man City at 100%, Villa win, they're just that good
>>158317472>>158317475gabriel rice and odegaard do it all the time you mentally ill arsewogs
>>158317425Of course notJackson has good movement, but he just couldn't finish shit. It's so frustrating watching him play for Chelsea. Emery is a good trainer if he does well scoring wise
>>158317486kys Dave
>>158317483city have been at about 20% this game
>>158317448Genuinely embrassing. How can you claim to be a big club when you literally can't sell a single seat for a whole stand?
>>158317487He's just scored a great technical goal, 6 goals in the season already.He's a smart signing
Come on there's no way that's his real name
I have never been a fan of scoring early.. scoring between 1-20 minutes of a match gives opponents more ball freedom and dropping back early
Emery looks like he's out for blood
>>158317501his full name is jackolas nickson
>>158317495Doku is the main threat, everyone else seems off
>already tired booing
>Blackson
Thats the jackson i remember
i like the villa kit actually
City look awful
>>158317509Enzo and cherki in midfield does not work unless it's against very poor teams, bouaddi needs to come on for one of them like against PSG
>>158317515wouldn't be top of the league without VAR "mistakes"
*Haaland on the ball*>"Has Haaland touched the ball yet?">Feltch
>>158317517arsenal only won the league last season because of VAR
bit of an odd looking fella that Suzuki
Suzuki is a top level keeper.Emery is the best manager in the league, bar none
>>158317521why are you obsessed with arsenal
>>158317515Theyll play worse as the season goes on and they realise no one is letting it go.
congratulation Arsenal FC for winning 2026/2027 season
he's half black half flatface is it?
>the perfect goalkeeper>some rando
>>158317525looks like I hit a nerve
>>158317509Ndiaye is balling out
>>158317523thought the exact same thing then "no room for racism" flashed across my vision and it occurred to me that there needs to be a little room
Why are they glazing Suzuki. He's not as good as people think he is especially in Japan. There are better goalkeeping options Pisano, Tani and Nozawa to name a few in the Japan department
City look bad but Villa look nervous
>>158317532why not answer the questionevery time somebody says something about city you make it about arsenal
doku's already used up his one good match every six months that everyone soils themselves over and tries to convince you hes the best winger in the league so i'm not expecting much from him today
>>158317537you watching the j league
>>158317453they emptied half the stadium so City would feel more at home
visit rwanda is ok with the media now its sponsoring a small club ok
villa look shit
>>158317406Guehi looks really good against lesser and middling opposition but when he comes up against elite attackers, his ability is revealed to be quite limited. However his biggest problem is his mentality because he folds like a lawn-chair when pressure gets too much. He was embarrassingly poor against Bournemouth in the decisive game last season.>>158317441People forget that Guehi was at fault for Spain's second and winning goal in the Euro final.
>>158317544some people (retards) just love le heckin dribble merchants and dont give a fuck if they actually score or assist
>>158317546Yes. J League is fun watch and its free to watch
>>158317022LETS GO CITY IM SO Happy i rooted for them in that champions league win against intereveryone thought i was a bad guybut now i have been proven correct
Villa, emblazoned with Visit Rwanda on their shirts, and only in the premier league due to a goal not being given for Sheffield United, taking the moral high ground against City
>>158317549reminds me of the emirates stadium, it's a library
is suzuki japanese or something? He's definitely not fully black
>>158317537He's looked okay for a blackie but even Onana was once considered quality
2nd time he's done that and no card for gvardiol
>>158317558yes it is a Jap surnameit is also a Jap vehicle brand ok
>>158317560remember when gabriel headbutted haaland and didn't even get a yellow?
are Suzuki parents zionist?
>>158317516>EnzoDirty player
This game is hot, I think Villa are going to get gassed out soon
Villa need that second immediately
>>158317558>french iq
>>158317564>didn't even get a yellow?that just isn't trueyou suffer from mental illness relating to arsenal football club
>>158317533He's just quick
>>158317524amazing stuff jeff
the argentine rat looks so short standing next to a EVROPEAN kek
>Suzuki was born in Newark, New Jersey,[3][4] United States, to a Ghanaian father and a Japanese mother.
>"gamble aware" phrase is written in white on white backgroundNice one 8xbet
This is what happens when you refuse to play Fodie x
>>158317580of course he's a yank mutt
>>158317565I think his dad was one of those freaky African or Caribbean Christian types like bob marley always going on about mi babylon
I CAN'T
>>158317580It's called international football because the players are international
>>158317565nah they are just fans of the protocols of the elders
>>158317580>Ghanaian father and a Japanese motheruhhh just like jav
>>158317557KEK, it's true Arsenal are SHIT
>>158317565nigerians love naming their kids after things in the bible
>>158317573asking questions is now considered low IQ? Are you brown or something
what a scrappy game
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>>158317604it was a dive arsewog
Diving cunts city
All ball unironically
give them both a penalty for a laugh
>>158317580So, you're saying that usmnt could have had a much better goalkeeper than this?
>>158317588for some mysterious reason a bunch of black americans were named zion around this time, don't know how all these moms came up with it
ERA for VillaNO ERA for City
sham cheaty are cheating ok
dirty cheating villa
>Gay HeSo so bad
OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF
only a yellow?looked DOGSO to me
Guehi is so fucking shit
that's a yellow? Game's gone
Vitor Reis hours /soon/
>>158317595>>158317587
not even a foulit's a 50/50
They should book the cunt pushing and arguing with the villa players
he pushed the reffie give him another
IN YOUR HEEEAAAADIN YOUR HEEEEEAAAAAADEEENZOEEENZOEEENZO-OH-OHHH
>>158317627Gayhee plays for england course he's shit
>>158317425Pedro is the number two striker in the league my friend
When will they learn? Don't let darkies take set pieces
any players named Ishmael?
man-zombie
This crowd is so hostile it's amazing
This is Villas biggest test, and so far they're passing it.I reckon they could take on PSG again
>>158317659>I reckon they could take on PSG againkek
Man United legend, Lindelof to the rescue
>>158317662They beat them two years ago
this game needs buendia
There are loads of half Japanese players now playing for Japan national team don't be surprised anymore>Henry Heroki (American dad)>Zion Suzuki (Ghanian dad)>Brandon Nozawa (american mom)>Alex Pisano (Canadian dad)>Joel Chima Fujita (Nigerian dad also pic rel)>Gotouku Sakai (German mom)
Cherki is the most overrated player in the league
>>158317666you're taking the mick? That PSG side is too strong. They just effortlessly pumped cheaty and varcelona
I am watching the match but why do I keep hearing a female voice
>>158317681was about to say the same. I still don't know why you lot glaze him in the epl
>raining outside>neighbor on vacation so their wifi is fasterYeah, i'm thinking comfy
have there been any other actors who became referees?
Seems Austen and Boelo aint affecting the footy
>>158317685mum has your tea ready?
>>158317600average piss shit gay fan comprehension
>>158317685Probably because you're an incel freak and don't know we exist
>>158317679Japan is getting blacked,
>>158317683Villa are stronger now, Villa in Europe are a force of nature.We have PSG next month, so we'll see how it goes
>>158317696no it's almost like it's coming from the telly but that doesn't make any sense
cheaty resorting to murderball
No booking no?
At one point will this baldy ref start dishing out cards. City are getting away with fouls
>>158317688He's good for about 5 world class moments a season but the rest of the time he's dogshit
>>158317689meanwhile I would have been using that ring to put on five star bangers with my gi joes
how is diaz not getting booked
>>158317706>>158317709>>158317713snap
should be a yellow for dias therepretty sure that was a headlock to the ground
>>158317692Heh
>>158317698ywnbaw
Cherki Brerki
Zion-kun is the best keeper Japan has ever had
>>158317730Fuck off with your anti trans shit
De Bruyne would've made that pass
WTF WAS THAT?
tripped him off the ball after 2 cynical fouls and still no card
>>158317736
>>158317734Eiji Kawashima would like to have chat with you
Ref blows just as Jackson was going to beat the defence, cheating cunts City
Why do they want me to visit Rwanda
what are these right side experiments, just give it to doku
>>158317753They got f1 there soon
>>158317753they need more white sacrifices
>>158317753it's nice there now apparently
>>158317753They don't want you to visit Rwanda, it's reverse psychology
>>158317734nope, still Genzo Wakabayashi
>>158317757the ever-effective doku
>>158317749Hehe shes horrible, what a hag.
Just want everyone ITT to know there is no room for racism. Thank you.
>>158317765Enzo isn't De Bruyne
cherki off bouaddi oncity score 3 second half
>>158317681He regularly ghosts through entire games and then will just pop up in the 85th minute with some flashy goal out of nowhere. he is defensively dogshit
>>158317771>words make you a woman
Clocks going back tonight lads how are we feeling about it. Gonna be confused when the MLS games starts
watch dias get a yellow for preventing a counterattack in the 2nd half when he should've had 2 already
>>158317776Sure there is, a travelodge opened just down the street there.
>>158317785Grim
>there's a goal>no webumFaggotest thread of 4chan
SAVE ME BOUADDI
>>158317783Shut up colonial oppressor
>>158317803>ireland>colonial oppressorNani??
>>158317801Trans people are kind and pure, incels are rapists
it's my birthday, 2pm and nobody messaged me yet
>>158317795were all watching the game on tv
>>158317771Your penis and bone structure say you're a man
>lescottDONT mention the transfer
>>158317817I agree with this sentiment entirely for those reading this in the future
>>158317818Not possible for spanish men to be incels, they love trans girls
Do ye still go to the pub and watch the match? Feel like thats the past now
Cherki is a spaz
>>158317818i forgot my own birthday this yearcaring about birthdays is child/woman coded
remember to visit rwanda
Marc Guéhi’s first half vs Aston Villa:45 Minutes 1 error leading to a goal1 Yellow Card 0 Tackles Won
>>158317839Hardly any pubs left, the ones that are cost too much and are full of lunatics
>>158317827Except women can and do have penises....? Literally first grade science
>>158317819Not him, but thanks. I also wanted to see it.
>>158317817Severe projection. Everyone knows most transformers are sexual predators who were molested
>>158317818Well happy birthday then, pedro>>158317819>getting scored on by nigolas ACKsonMust feel quite un-nice.
>>158317833So what stopping this trans from moving to Spain?
>>158317839don't drink and paying a fiver for a tiny bottle of lucozade is too much for my penny pinching soul to bearrather be at home in my pajamas and dressing gown drinking tea
>Tranny discourse in 2026Bros let go it's over
>>158317818Have a fantastic birthday siesta Pedro
Haaland? Cherki? It's as relaxing as a picnic for him
>>158317750>>158317773Both were worse
>>158317849covid and capitalism killed what little good was left in this world
If we lose we're running the it doesn't matter anyway gimmick
>>158317818happy birthday yamal
>>158317839all the pubs in my town dropped skyso nope
>>158317818Feliz cumpleanos amigo. Tiene un bon dia con mucho cerveza y tal vez agluno cho cho
>>158317277Now I understand why GOT was based on your country and people. Only violent beheadings can solve your lot.
If PFodz wins this game, I never want to hear another word about him
>>158317878>>158317849>>158317861You're all brown
>rico lewisok marseca has lost it
The Man City team just got ZESTY
>>158317839I haven't to a pub to watch football in years. Last time I did i was in college during the 2022 World Cup the SU was always packed and they upped the price on everything to like 20%. Surely now all the prices of drinks are now 40% increased cba
>>158317859Charred face didn't match the passport photo so they wouldn't let him on the plane.
>Rico Lewisit's gonna be a long second half here
how thirsty is that security guard in the corner?
lewis already giving the ball away and conceding chances
Whenever Riko Lewis plays its bad news
>>158317861An Eire who doesn't drink‽ -- Now I've seen everything.
>>158317914like 25% of us are teetotalers
sorry uncs, but the pub is old news, vape bars are the new trendy
>>158317918What's the difference between an Irish Wedding and an Irish Wake?-- One less drunk.
>>158317918You're a disgrace to your bloodline ya eejit
>>158317926this is trueI don't drink but I do at weddings and wakes
you'd think it would be spelled teatotaler but it isn't
love the foden's light touch
LMAO get fucked
>>158317938he's light in the loafersfairy-like
HAALAND
>>158317765HOWEVER
Boring, fucking boring
CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH CITEH
So Arsenal just win like that?
Anyone else seeing Haaland's norwood?
I like Haaland so don't mind too much, should help him find a new club after this season.
>>158317938best touch in the world innit
>>158317953yes I'm sure he would have lots of problems finding a new club too bad he loves city
>>158317953Him and his father just bought properties in Abu Dhabi. I doubt he would leave
Wait, why are they still in the league??? Weren't they found guilty?
I should have spoken up earlier but I'm a good ~90 seconds or so behind so if we could refrain from spoilers (or posts from which I can decipher a spoiler) going forward that would be great
>They ain't believe in us
Is halland balding?
>>158317962corruption
>>158317951fraid so
>>158317931Fair enough, you're the same as me then.
>>158317957No one loves city, they just like the money involved
>>158317953>muh NorwoodMINDBROKEN
>>158317969Stress m8
yellow for nothingrigged as fuck
villa heads imploding
>>158317839I do yeah
red cartel sisters...another round of salt and tears?
Haaland is on 525k a week. Which club in PL realistically can afford that wage bar from City. Saudi's aren't even investing anymore in Newcastle
Suzuki-san sugoii!!
>>158317818Happy birthday Hernan
>>158317990only club that can afford it is PSG and city would never sell him to them
HEEEEM NUTTY
horry sheet his nuts got KWAB'ed
C B T
diving villa fannies
Love this Uzbek warrior like you wouldn't believe
you guys see doku cut in like that?
Doku is a Sterling regen
>>158317993He'll have a clause in his contract where if the club get relegated he can leave, most players do
>>158317990Saudi clubs like Hilal and Ahli can. He wouldn't go down a salary rank for sure. Sancho is being offered to Getafe for 10k a week a far cry from his 250k
>>158317990The big clubs can all afford it, they’d just need to make a bit of room. Why pay Ngubu and Bambubu £200k each when you can just pay for Haaland
>>158318011he doesn't have a relegation clausethat has been on of the main talking points in all of this
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116-0
painful desu
BLACKSON
VILLA
BLAAAAAAAAAACKSOOOOON RUUUUULESSS THEE SHIIIITEEEEEH
>donnashitter
KWAB
Someone pls webm Jackson's celebration
>>158318003How is he so fast I don't get it
Based
who is blackson thumbing down?
SHAMONE
>Donkeyrumma
I only like players with anglicised names, regardless of race. Naturally I'm a big fan of Jackson.
damn is jackson good now?
>>158317022Are Cherki fans the most delusional out there? I know they're mostly Africans/Arabs so you can't expect too much reasoning from them, but if you suggest that Cherki has any flaws or weaknesses as a footballer whatsoever and should maybe sit out certain games, they will dogpile you on social media and say you "don't know ball" and blame every other player on the pitch for Cherki's mistakes.
>>158318031he must like the gladiator
>>158318031Cheaty
DONAROUFA TO BLAME IN BOTH VILLA GOALS
>>158318031City’s legal case.
>>158318028powerful Mongol haunches
Jackson really has the ability to make such move. But damn, Donnaruma is so bad right now
>Donnaruma Holy shit
>>158317853Actually not true, trans people are kind.Men are predators
I'm sorry miss jackson
>>158318030Isn't this Hojlund celebration
The Red Cartel made Donnapooma jump over the ball
>>158318012Just as a follow up on that. If I was Sancho even though its so low for his standards, I'd be taking that Getafe deal lol. He'll never play for United, Chelsea or Villa again. 10k a week in a big league is still acceptable plus Bordalas is known for helping players redeem themselves
>>158318042Has he ever been in a Turkish prison?
>Go to wash the dishes>Come back>2-1Don't thank me all at once lads
>>158318054SO.MUCH.THIS.
>>158317859Im broke and cant afford to move, no nice spanish boyfriend for me, stuck in Britain
>>158318040Cherki is getting a little bit exposed in the premier league, he is constantly caught out strolling with the ball and getting it nicked off him because he's not a proper midfielder he's just a trick merchant. but he's probably the best trick merchant in the world
>>158318063stay in the kitchen
city still win this btw
>>158318063>go to wash the dishesYou did well anon :))
>>158318063this is dangerously close to infringing on my "just my luck" gimmick I've been trying to get off the ground
cash needs subbing
It'd be funny if city win so many games that even a 100 point deduction doesn't relegate them.
its overEmery turned these leftover shiters around, there is no stopping him after this.
>Sillyman Ndiaye
>>158318064...are you lost?
>>158318082114 is the max and survival usually requires about 35 but it was 40 last season
>>158318082You can only score 114 points max if you win every game and the relegation zone is usually mid 30s
>>158318088>anon isnt a murdererous incel>"are you lost?"This speaks volumes
>>158318082They'd only manage 14 points max and there's no chance they'd manage a perfect season. Maresca is shit and a snake
I call him petty cash
>Mcapoo>Mcawho
>>158317839Pubs have all been taxed into non-existence. I popped into a pub on my lunch break for a pint of Duvel the other day and they charged me £9.50. Nobody can afford it anymore.
foul on the counterno cardthey get away with everything
>mcmainoo
>>158318107Good one
Jackson wasn't even that bad at Chelsea, missed sitters constantly but was always a threat. Actually a decent signing.
>>158318096How are you a brit and this dense when it comes to banter?
>>158318107I read government reports, the goal is to close all locations of recreation, such as pubs and nightclubs. Its not a conspiracy, they publish 5 year plans detailing their goals.
PSG-Villa-Brighton are like the three long dick penises that can prolapse City's anus if you think about it and having them all back to back is pretty tough.PSG probably have better players in most positions, Villa with their sturdiness and ability to cut off your passing lanes, Brighton have both the ability to hit you on the counter with their pacey ngubus like Minteh but in this instance will probably try to press the hell out of DonnerBummer
the new meta is the basement/garage pub just don't expect to meet many women
>>158318116no one can afford banter anymore in the bongland
Why was the crowd holding inflatable bananas?
>>158318116The only thing thats dense is my bum after squats
emery is ridiculous
>>158318115replacing him with delap was mental
>>158318115You couldn't knock down his work rate during games. But he was always offside which I can understand can p off a manager. But replacing him with Delap was goofy from Eghbali
>>158318096Thank you>>158318116discrimination isn't banter
>>158318126Phalic symbology
>>158318119OK, I'll bite. Why?
>Foden trying to cheatIt just comes naturally to them
>>158318129This proves how irredeemable the likes of Harvey Elliott and Alejandro Garnacho are.
>Mcapoobag
foul throw from fodenhis wrists were limp
>>158318144can't imagine why they would want to isolate people and remove the sense of comraderie
>Donnaruma
>>158318141Oh, but it is chang..t a nigger
>>158318144easy to monitor (and boy/influence) discourse online, harder to stop talking in pubs
>>158318155Is this his second or third blunder of that type this season?
>>158318157it's Chen moran
Have you ever seen city win the league? HAVE YOU FUCK
>>158318157Sorry to hear that bro, hope they find a cure for that
foden looks still great, even after 3 kids
People laughed when I said Arsenal should have gone in for Jackson, he's exactly what Arteta wants for a CF in his setup
So if City gets relegated, what team signs Haaland? Barca, Real Madrid or PSG?
dive? don't mind if i mcaido
McDindu is awful
>>158318173Coventry
CHEATS CHEATS CHEATS
>Macapoobag
>>158318173only PSG can afford the wages nevermind the fee so he'll end up there until madrid or barca sort out their finances
>>158318171Arsenal fans had enough of Chelsea shitters.But, i think Emery is a better trainer than Arteta
>>158318187if emery was allowed to do a clearout and rebuild like arteta was he would've won the league multiple times by now and probably a UCL
I've always been fascinated by these players and their salaries. At what point do they consider themselves so rich they can buy anything. When I had my first job I bought at the the time the iPhone 13 and felt like a millionaire. That would have been like an hours salary to these ballers
>>158318144The report doesnt detail why they wish to close places of recreation, but in one of the 5 year plans they lay out the typical day expected of a worker.It fits the 996 model, which is shorthand for working from 9am to 9pm 6 days a week. Travel is severely curtailed.Birmingham City Council are shutting main roads and introducing zonal travel, which will carve the city into 6 inaccessible zoneshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/996%20working%20hour%20system?ysclid
more like Dokie
Liverpool bought the wrong PSG pacey black lad
>baaldland
>>158318193Ive been with a couple of footballers, they have huge egos and are genuinely obssesed with money
>>158318173He stays loyal. The lower down the pyramid they're kicked, means the more scoring records he gets to smash on the way back up, and then there's the F.A. Cup that City will be able to focus on, resting players whenever they want and winning easily, followed by a Community Shield.FIFA won't kick them out of the next CWC so there's that for them to look forward too an all
>>158318194Take your meds schizo
you will never see softer "fouls" given
Looking at Foden wants me to experiment with bisexuality lads...
>>158318201not worth the trouble is it
City thoroughly deserve to lose this game
>>158318203>Birmingham City Council is implementing the City Centre Movement and Access (CCMA) strategy to reorganize traffic flow within the A4540 ring road. This plan divides the city centre into six specific zones: the Jewellery Quarter, Knowledge Quarter, Eastside, Southside, Westside South, and Westside North. >Under this strategy, private vehicles will be prohibited from traveling directly between these zones, forcing motorists to exit and re-enter via the ring road. However, public transport, cyclists, and pedestrians will maintain unrestricted and enhanced access across the entire network. The council aims to reduce private vehicle dominance, improve air quality, and prioritize active travel through infrastructure changes like bus gates and bollards. They're already doing it
Commentators are pretending Suzuki could play anywhere on the pitch
>>158318194>In 2025, amidst the AI boom, reports have emerged of startup tech companies in San Francisco / Silicon Valley requiring "9-9-6" work schedules, with the goal of building things quickly in a competitive market. California Labor Code §515.5 exempts employers from providing many software engineers with overtime pay.I really hate goverments
>>158318212No, they're the same as any other man. Unless you have the luxury lifestyle theres no point meeting up with them
>>158318193they don't have any perspective on it. even the ones from poor families have been in top academies since they were teenagers and are treated like princes.so it's funny when they retire and go broke because they suddenly have no income and can't scale down
>>158318215Yes anon, i'm sure the low level civil servants in the council on £25k per year are part of a secret cabal to implement the New World Order.If any of you people actually left your bedrooms and interacted with the real world you'd realise how ridiculous you sound
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how the fuck did goretzka end up at villa
go on city cuck these brummie bastards
>>158318232>100 dinar has been deposited into your account
good ebening :D ... how is Unai so good to unlock shitters like Nico Jackson , Ollie Watkins and that Colombian fraud .. > garchado
>>158318229>goretzkaThe Great One?
>>158318215>Jewellery Quarter, Knowledge Quarter, Eastside, Southside, Westside South, and Westside North.Those area names are absolutely disgusting woke Yankified nonsense
>>158318227You can read it on the website
>>158318229completely fell of at bayern, couldn't get a game
>>158318227you havent had a job if you think the type you are talking about make decisions
>>158318243Funny because when you go there its shithole 1, shithole 2, shithole 3.The whole city is just violent crackheads fighting the third world. They estimate it will add one hour onto all journeys.Birmingham is an experiment for the whole country.
>>158317685you are thinking about anna from czech castingand who can blame you
let's stay on the topic of football and dating footballers please
>>158317818not even your parents?
Did you lads ever play wembley as kids. The 2 v 2 football lol
haaland looks like he just woke up
City to score in 89' (offside call overturned by VAR) and 90+3' (P awarded for a DOGSO handball in the box by Villa's keeper)
>>158318238it's weird because he's autistic and demanding, so you think he'd be personally off-putting to players, but the theme of his career since the beginning has been taking limited players to another level. so they must respond to him somewhat.
fuck off ref you nonce
Extra hours sleep tonight lads :)
>>158318251As I said, get a shower, leave the house and apply for some jobs.If you think civil servants and local MPs are secret machiavellian agents attempting to plot the destruction of society and rise of the New World Order then you are legit retarded.I'll save you some time: Civil servants and MPs are mostly idiots, just like most of the public
So cheaty spam crosses now?Grim
A real fan goes to matches in a full kit, even shinpads
for me it's the "no racism" flashing on the screen every minute or so
>>158318271Yeh wembo don't forget the estate vs estate/ class football matches. those were tense
>>158318282nice fallacies retard
+4 for what
>>158318279Dark at half three tomorrow :(
When did De Bruyne come back to City?
>>158318302should be 12
>>158318282Glow
unseen levels of financial doping and you have rico fucking lewis on the pitch
>>158318297I mean as a non white you benefit from that message
>>158318297Fucking sick of it. Racism is class. #kickitbackin
>>158318307for what
cant score
Extra hours wank tonight lads :)
No room for racism Lots of room for transphobia
>>158318314dunno, there was no stoppages last week and it was 12
>>158318309Get a job.The idea that anybody above you in society is incredibly intelligent and competent is an incredibly low IQ take.It's the same mindset children have where they think their parents are really smart and have their life together. But most people grow out of it
>>158318305Haaland going the fatigue face
send him off ffs
Not sure why the premier league thinks they can tell me which races I'm allowed to hate
No room for racism. I'm already full.
>>158318315they just need to up their pretend income by another few hundred mil and they can fix this i'm sure of it
Enzo is a shit player and not a kdb replacement
>>158318327no one has said minimum wage workers at councils are making decisions other than youyou are getting angry about something you made up
>>158318297At least we know what it was like living in the USSR now
>>158318338I just like laughing at conspiracytards
Kek that ending. Everyone despises this club.
>>158318342Its on their website
>>158318342thats because you are overly socialised
manchester KWABy
We'll get em next timeStill winning the league tho
Good.Fuck citeh
>Villa is now 4th in the league with a -2 GD
>>158318354The Championship, you mean?
>>158318342you seem more like a disinformation ghoul who has only strengthened my resolve
Great to see City get humiliated, they deserve it
last minute chimping
>>158318363Don't think so, we're winning the legal case too
I'm sorry Nicholas Jackson
gud launshtaim
>>158318369Rico Lewis is so unispiring
Nicholas Jackson is very articulate
>>158318352>sells half the team>starts season extremely poorly>casually beats the top team>still sits on top of the ucl tableemerysama, i kneel
>>158318396>banishes harvey elliot from the squad for having garlic breath
>>158318369Could easily have been a red desu
>>158318406he's basque, the francophobia is in his blood
>>158318406I think Aston Villa had to pay some ridiculous amount after a certain number of appearances. he was very apologetic about it.
>>158318448Yeah, if he made 10 apps they were obligated to buy him for £35m.
>>158317022Need to get rid of Guehi, Donnarumma, and bench Cherki for big games
