Tottenham: Kinsky; Robertson, Van Hecke, Maddison, Tel, Gray, Tonali, Fernandes, Kudus, Marmoush, Van de Ven.Chelsea: Dubravka, Sensei, Gallagher, Solanke, Kulusevski, Porro, Davies, Olusesi, Williams-Barnett.Its on channel 17
No Room for Racism
>>158319550Room for anime
No Room for Sexism
Arsenal are just too good
>>158319619at bottling
>>158319628Who are the current premier league champions again?
>>158319550>Chelsea: Dubravka, Sensei, Gallagher, Solanke, Kulusevski, Porro, Davies, Olusesi, Williams-Barnett.
>>158319605Tits or GTFO
Looking forward to watching spuds get mashed tonight lads
Actual lineup
>>158319681
>>158319681>benderskekKEK
that time again
>>158319728nah chelsea are shit, we will get something from this
>>158319675It's going to be the choicest shit watching them get relegated at the end of the season
>>158319681>starting the ghost of jordan hendersonThey're really going for maximum disrespect aren't they?
Actual teams in text form:Chelsea: Penders, Acheampong, Lacroix, Colwill, Hato, Henderson, Caicedo, Quenda, Rogers, Pedro Neto, Palmer.>Subs: Sharman-Lowe, Palestra, Fofana, Barco, Welbeck, Gusto, Nicoll-Jazuli, Estevao, Lavia.Tottenham Hotspur: Kinsky, Gray, van Hecke, van de Ven, Robertson, Fernandes, Tonali, Kudus, Maddison, Tel, Marmoush.>Subs: Dubravka, Senesi, Gallagher, Solanke, Kulusevski, Porro, Davies, Olusesi, Williams-Barnett.Referee: Chris Kavanagh>VAR: John Brooks
>>158319647Tottenham Hotspur if anti semitism wasn't so rife in this country
>>158319815you were SO close
>>158319818I expect spurs to challenge for the title next season
Spurs are shit at football with shit cowardly fans
>>158319864yes, in the EFL Championship
>>158319874they really are arsenal 2.0 huh
Muhhh look at me I will make a shit thread cos I’m so fucking funny muhhh I put the wrong teams in I’m so fucking edgy muhhh
Xabi really hates Estevao huh
>>158319894Should make the thread yourself. Not hard or difficult to do it.
>>158319897In xabis defence, hes shit>>158319894Should make the thread yourself. Not hard or difficult to do it.
>>158319874>Spurs are shit at football with shit cowardly fansThey have one home win this season Why would the customers protest? That's above average
>Not hard or difficult to do it.It shouldn’t be difficult but seems 90% of anons on this board are mongs
>>158319920he was going to make it but you just had to have your moment in the spotlight didn't you?
All this talk about shit reminds me of Tottenham Hotspur who ARE shit AT FOOTBALL
>>158319937AW why are you obsessed with protestsyou never did them vs the kronkes
Another Yd loss coming up. Such a shit club with shit fans
>>158319875
Are we forced to pretend spurs are good because they're Jewish? What have they even won? They have the same number of first division titles as Preston and less than fucking Blackburn and Huddersfield.
>you just had to have your moment in the spotlight didn't you?The irony of the attention whore Leaf making that comment. Lol.
oooo getting a bit harsh in this threadjust because they won't protest. They like being bad at football so it's ok leave them alone
oh oh AW melty..
>>158319939Apparently copying and pasting line-ups from the BBC is beyond the capabilities of the majority of people here. I blame phone users.
>>158319972happy to see one finally didn't go over your head
>>158319965HOWLING
>>158319818They should stop calling themselves the yids if they don’t want to be associated with being Jewish. Even the club management wants them to stop it.
OP already achieved his desired goal looking at this thread
>>158319971did the double in 1961 or something
im sorry lads i just dont rate this chelsea lineup or manageri cant see them finishing in the top 5 this season
>happy to see one finally didn't go over your head>he genuinely thinks he was being self-deprecating
Any streams /sp/ bros?
>>158319990Can we keep the character cunt shit out of match threads?
>>158320035you're a lost cause
>>158320034It's good enough to beat Spurs, who are fucking shit
Love stormy weather lads when I’m nice and toasty insideFucking love it
bla bla bla about spuds chelshit but have you actually read kagurabachi? you haven't have you?
What's wrong with Joe Pedo?
>>158320038Yeah got you sorted out right here champlemonparty.org
>>158320028Lots of teams have done the double
>>158320038https://fmhy.net/video#live-tv-sports
>>158320071I've fallen for this twice already, there won't be a third
>>158320038https://footybite.football ok
>you're a lost causeLol. Limpet Leaf wouldn't know self-deprecation even if it hit him in the face.
>>158320059im in bed with 2 jumpers on and still not warm
shan't be debating a little brown fella who learned English from comic books (he calls them mungos or something) and won't even give the common courtesy of a (You)
i'm looking forward to this
>Limpet Leaf having a tantrum because he isn't getting (You)sAbsolutely hilarious. Keep on seething.
>this match2 retards fighting.png
>still trying to get the rubthis match can't start soon enough!
i shall watch purely for the comedic performances
>>158320286i got the rub from ur mum last night pierre lad
>>158320087It makes me happy knowing there's probably at least one person that falls for it every thread
>Spurs have 1 win in 36 matches at Stamford BridgeOh boy.
Sky Sports' Lewis Jones:"Feisty one you are."The last seven meetings between Chelsea and Tottenham have averaged six cards per game, while referee Chris Kavanagh has shown 4.2 cards per 90 minutes since the start of last season. That is the third-highest average of any Premier League referee over that period."The over 5.5 cards line is understandably short at 20/23 with Sky Bet, but I'd rather take a swing at the player cards market, where Levi Colwill is available at 4/1."Why Colwill? James Maddison is one of the Premier League's most effective card-drawers. Since 2018, he has been responsible for 77 opposition players receiving yellow cards, working out at one every 215 minutes. "He has already helped get two opponents booked this season and looks to be rediscovering that mischievous edge to his game, using his close control and quick feet to tempt defenders into rash challenges. Colwill might be next."SCORE PREDICTION: 1-1 | JONES KNOWS' BEST BET: Levi Colwill to be carded (4/1 with Sky Bet)
i'm ready for the mudryk derby
>>158320403I'm in a battle for my life here lad the last thing I need is to be done by a third party
how many today?
>>158320436why isnt he playing?
>>158320443ankle injurykek
>>158320439>the last thing I need is to be done by a third partyunlike ur mum>>158320440the ref? 3chelsea? 0
>>158320443Well even if he wasn't injured he would not be allowed to face his parent club ok This is a fairly well-known rule to people who have watched football for longer than a week
>>158320492why would chelsea not let them play chudryk, if anything it would help them if he played
>>158320501it's how loans work
>>158320501ARSENE WENGER tried to change this rule but the PL would not allow it Loaned players cannot face their owner clubs
spurs have only picked up two points in eight visits (D2 L6).alonso out if we lose thig
>>158320530cute...
not a great showing from Spurs fans today they celebrate losses so you'd think they'd move heaven and earth to be there
I would simply sell the loaned player, good luck getting him back then
What is, objectively, the funniest result?
>>158320530she cute
KNEELING????
>>158320556spurs winbut theyre gash so i cant see it
>>158320556Spurs win
>>158320556Spuds win
kick it OUT
pffft
mike penders was actually considered a huge racist back in belgium so this might be a tough game for him
still kneeling for fentanyl floyd in 2026
>kneeling in 2026
>kneeling >2026Seriously? Does this happen at every game?
Take the knee, spee
>>158320579me in the purple with the flat cap
>>158320556Draw with Penders scoring the last goal.
No, room for racism!
>>158320579palmer has terrible ass
Death to the Sky 6
Why do we still need to kneel in the big 26? What happened to basic human empathy o algo
>>158320565yes
>>158320604Let’s see yours then
>>158320585kek why did they think that?
what's up with the sound, do they run a chainsaw there?
>>158320592YesIt has a full month dedicated to it now
>>158320556Match abandoned due to not enough players on both sides, same as any fixture.
>>158320622just watch the flying pig alternative commentaryhe just called cole palmer a halfbreed
almost as bad as the Tel freekick
what a free kick lmao
why are spurs so bad
How did spurs manage to spend like 600m in summer and get worse lol
when is palmer going to get rid of the combover?
>>158320689what is he doing!!!!! !
is it conceivable that spurs will win this?
Paid Brighton to swap centre backs and get the worst one
>>158320689chat is this real
>>158320700Its a rainy night in London so anything is possible
>kinksy
Cole Palmer must do an IQ test desu. He has to be in the spectrum
>>158320700both goalies are championship tier so you never know
>>158320700anything is possible :)
>>158320670and they still have kinsky between the sticks
>a team of L2 shitters had a player called Charlie Kirk scoring a goal todaykek
>>158320579>>158320689What's going on with his fucking arse. Looks weird
>>158320722Pretty average intelligence for a PL footballer I'd say
>>158320742t.trump
>>158320742part irish
is xabi actually a good manager?
>>158320742Mbuemo stole all his cheekmeat
is roof just a foreign concept to football establishments
>>158320765no
>>158320757he's more black than Irish, unironically
>>158320778roofs are woke
Are we allowed to talk about Chelsea?
>>158320800someone post that black/irish skull comparison thing
Is lemon party being laggy for everyone else?
>>158319815Why does Xabi hate Barco?
>>158320765for a team that plays once per week, they don't sem very good. Liverpool plays much better, and players seem to know what they are doing much better
>>158320809at your own risk
>>158320819hes a brighton reject
>>158320820>Liverpool plays much betterNot really? Liverpool are being hard carried by 3 players right now and their backline is woeful now that VVD is washed.
who the FUCK is Geovany Quenda?
wait who the fuck is quendachelsea spawn a new player every week
Sky Sports' Gary Neville on co-commentary:"It was a theatrical fall. Tonali does just barge into him.">>158320820i agree desu pool look way better
>>158320848Meds.
WE GOT OURSELVES A SLURPER LADS
To think people actually used to hype tonali. He's fucking gash. Now i understand why newc fans didnt care to lose him.
>Palmer
>>158320843Brighton? The annihilators of Arsenal?
Set pieces coach status?
>All the money they have>Henderson and Robertson starting in 2026???
do chelsea have an unlimited supply of random ngubus?
>>158320854>>158320855hivemind
>>158320854>>158320855>who the fuck is quenda mindhes the white mudryk
got some bombay mix
clocks go back tomorrow bros extra hour in bed
> Ignored an actual foul> but whistle for a dive
>>158320893Yes, Todd won
we need more blacks
chelsea paid 50m for quenda and nobody has ever heard of him before?I don't even remember him signing
>>158320887think they only bought them to try and impart some liverpool /strongmind/ onto their mental midget teams but somehow they forced themselves into the first xi
Why are Chelsea so much more SOVFUL than Arsenal?
>>158320935the stadiumthe fans
>so brown can't even spell SOVLFUL
>>158320935it's gotta be all the random little ngubu's running about
>>158320875he's italian and has long hair so people delude themselves into thinking he's like pirlo
>>158320947Arsenal are literally the UK's brown team
IM SLURPING IN THE RAINJUST SLURPING IN THE RAIN
>>158320926Nah if you follow continental football you'd know him. He's one of these prospects that most of the big clubs inquired about. Supposed to be a good player but he's from Portugese league so don't read too much into it. Was in the same team as gyokeres that won the league the last 2 seasons before gyokeres joined arsenal.
(to the tune of Engelbert Humpersdinck's classic 1968 cover of Quando Quando Quando)tell me when will you be minegeovany quenda quenda quenda
>pressures in the final thirdwhat the fuck are these random ass stats
>>158320935Fewer lgbt flags per square meter at the stadium.
>>158320899the best clock changebusiness idea: instead of moving them forward in march, move them back an hour again and do that each clock change to give people extra rest a few times a year
>so brown doesn't understand I was talking about him (yes, you) and not a football team
>>158320947>>158320935Chelsea are the default chud team in the Premier League
>>158320983don't talk about Wirtz like that
Spurs are fucking shit at football And Chelsea, well, we can't talk about them ok
>>158320935chelsea are happy to play the villain role
>>158320979Very athletic fella
>>158320726hasn't kinski done all right since his less than ideal CL debut?
Chelsea have given up now, Spurs are winning tis
>>158321028he was good for the last 5 or so games of last season
>>158321028yeah he's been fine so far
>0 (ZERO) shots on target>have higher xG than team that has had a shot on targetI HATE THIS.
>>158320926someone knew
>>158321050just means spurs are shitxG exposes bad finishers
my nipples are freezing
>>158321066off yourself IBP
>>158321071put some horse balm on them
how long before the obligatory Austin MacPhee mention?
Sky Sports' Gary Neville on co-commentary:"We're just waiting for that net to bulge. I would actually be quite encouraged if I wish a Tottenham fan.
>>158321071I'll rub them for you bby no worries come here xxx
>33/67 possession what how, am I watching a wrong match or what
is it too early to talk about marmoush as a flop, hes shown nothing for years>>158321103more like nanny mcphee
>>158320982probably a great post this
Man, if van der Ven had some brains i would be thrilled to have him on the NT
>>158321105Thanks, this makes me want to subscribe to Sky Sports
>>158321094What's the difference between horse balm and human balm?
>>158321159is he not that bright?
>>158321159why is every pacy player dumb?except darwin ofc
slurrrrp
Sky Sports' Gary Neville on co-commentary:"Tottenham need to smell when the game is there for the taking to get to the next level. They are there now. They need the killer instinct."
just remembered that spurs are shit at football
>>158321159The guy is only a 'top league' defender because he is fast. He is constantly out of position because he's a retard and does his "le run into midfield le dribble blooter' all the time because he has done it once or twice and thus has to use his speed to catch up. But he's going to find out he won't be fast forever. The likes of Maguire were slow but were good via positioning, reading of the game and so on. VdV has none of that. He has speed. It's almost like he's a winger or wing back or fullback and got pushed into CB because he was tall.
this match is the pits
>>158321183They grow up dominating everyone else based on their speed alone, so they never have the need to develop beyond that until it's too late.
>>158321201DSL
Need to get a hobby or a social life or something, I cannot keep structuring my days around this boring shite
>>158321180Watch him play, his decisionmaking is shoddy at best. Especially when it comes to picking passes. See also >>158321207>>158321183Pace bails them outta most stuff, but once the legs go its over
this match can suck an egg
>this is a bad match
caicedo getting a straight red would be kinothey've only started looking good again since he came back
neoliberal derby x
Maddison needs to point at his feet more
>>158321183Henry was a pretty intelligent player, wasn't he?
tottenham are playing better than chelsea at the moment
might as well get started on the slagposting then
>>158321233example 1. sterling is 30 and couldnt even get off the bench in the eredivisie last year
ts boring af
mid army
>not just scoring at 0-0 but going for Rabona insteadWhat a fucking spastic
West London Blue, we can't use their actual name, look FUCKING SHITE
>>158321293DONE EM
cant
>>158321277true. smart enough to do that cheeky handball on southern ireland that one time
>>158321286Watching him play what little he did was genuinely sad to watch
>>158321284perfect bird
>>158321293bodied em
where is my guy c palmz at
this 'we can't talk about Chelsea' gimmick is boring even in /epl/, the home of repeated gimmicks ad nauseam.
>This game
>Spurs winning 0-0
>>158321321It's 1 autistic Arsenal fan
>>158321321i dont post in /epl/ but i take it theyve been mindraped by a chelsea janny
>>158321330Can't wait for the DVD release to celebrate this momentous achievement
>>158321321doesn't make sense given we can't even call spurs fans what they call themselves
battle of mid
is max dowman washed already?
And just like that I get replied to by the same boring gimmicks that exist in that shithole general.
both of these teams are badTOTTENHAM are bad THE OTH*R T*AM are bad (no offence janny!!)
guys Arlecchino is fucking impossible
>>158321370wrong team(s), anon.
Sky Sports' Gary Neville on co-commentary:"There are grumbles around this home crowd. They weren't expecting this."
>linglong tyre
CAN'T
wow what a game truly a massive derby between two giants
>>158321408let me know when he calls it 'eerie'
>>158321409for me its jlingcom tyre
this new keeper might go few matches without conceding and then shartinez takes his place again anyway
>>158321406wtf!!!!
The way spurs play out the back looks so damn nervy
Why is the Emirates never this loud?
i think kinski has the odd mistake in him
>>158321433what i miss
>>158321442why would the boo when they're winning?
>>158321423Sky Sports' Gary Neville on co-commentary:"Chelsea's only real threat is when Kinsky or a Tottenham defender gives it away in a really poor area."
>>158321406Man City is the only EPL club that plays good football and even then they've been inconsistent since they won the treble
> kinsky
2 comically shit teams. What has happened to this league?
>>158321433Deleting your own post is sad.
>>158321461recovered well
>>158321451
Fucking hate the yids I do lads. Bunch of hopelessly incompetent, arrogant cunts who think the sun shines out their arses because they have a bit of money.
>>158321469oil club inflated the market by cheating so shit players cost 100M
>>158321469psr has made every time equally shitthe dreams of a class of 92 tier one team dynasty is dead sadly
>>158321406>>158321389power trip much?
>>158321451you missed a guy posting chelsea are bad at football then deleting it himself in order to pretend there is some sort of 'ban' on talking about chelsea. it's a gimmick from /epl/.
>>158321451A post that just said "Chelsea are not good at football"
>>158321483>hopelessly incompetent, arrogant cunts who think the sun shines out their arses because they have a bit of moneythat's just corporate america
Reminder the Red Cartel = RedditCity/Chelsea = 4chan
deletes your post about CHELSEA FOOTBALL CLUB then goes on a spamming spree about how a-actually your post wasn't even deleted
I wonder how spurs fans will find the Den next season
>>158321514>t. gaslighting janny
Madisson? More like BADisson
wouldn't put it past a rentboy mod to delete criticism but also wouldn't be surprised if it's a false flag
thinking spurs will get relegated is retarded. i don't think you understand how bad sunderland, forest and coventry are.
>>158321507Please do not group Chelsea with a state owned money laundering operation, cheers. I know >we're dodge as well but shitty are a whole other level of corruption.
>>158321533and man utd>>158321534trvke
When was the last time Chelsea had an actually great footballer? Hazard?
brother really went to a game dressed like he's about to stab an old lady
Every spuds player seems terrified to take a shot
>>158321534t. Red Cartel false flag
criticism of Chelsea is verboten (this is German for 'you are not allowed to talk about Chelsea ok')
>no Kane>no Son>no Bale>no fucking Richarlison Where are the fucking goals supposed to come from
>>158321507well said >>158321534>yank money good arab money le bad
Are we getting a /mug/ tomorrow bros?
>>158321534its the city mong ignore him kek
>>158321533last season was as close as it will ever get and refball saved themanybody thinking the PL will ever let the y!ds go down is delusional
>chelshit drops off>villa finds formhmm
>>158321546Thiago Silva
>>158321563/mug/ is eternal
>>158321546Kante
>>158321546i havnt been watching this slop do chelsea have a sponsor yet>>158321560hes talking about the russian money>>158321563yes
as someone who has a special relationship with numbers (I see them in beautiful patterns toy do not) I find it quite satisfying that the possession percentage stats that just popped up added up to exactly 100
>>158321552Actually I am a Chelsea fan. Just want to old big 4 back, spurs and city were never invited
>>158321567no what saved them was villa self-sabotaging by playing the kids because they wanted to 'concentrate on europe'.
why aren't we seeing the austhin macphee cam every time chelsea take a free kick or throw in
>>158321585>as someone who has a special relationship with numbers (I see them in beautiful patterns toy do not)isnt that just autism
>>158321585what numbers
>>158321585>the possession percentage stats that just popped up added up to exactly 100source?
>>158321600TOT OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 0-0 BRATTY SCORELINE NEEDS CORRECTION #####!!!!
>>158321585as someone with a special relationship with ur mum (i see her in beautiful patters of lingerie) i found it quite satisfying me and her added up to exactly 69 last night m8
>>158321598just have a beautiful mind I think
Half timeBORING
Is there a worse footballer in this league than Tel? Everything he does is complete and utter shit.
>>158321585Im glad you got some satisfaction from your tism anon, bless you.
>>158321588I watched West Ham get rigged week in week out and Spurs getting dodgy decisions in their favour in every gameVilla had legitimate reasons to rest players so I'm not fussed about it
>>158321569>>158321582>both defensive playersThat must be why they don't compete for the PL in years.
this is one of the lowest-quality matches since the PL formed, make no mistake
>>158321623this but unironically
dutch CBs are universally overrated and I'll never understand why
>>158321657theres only a small percentage of people chad enough to be a CB, dutch are all 6'4 so theres a higher amount of them compared to other races
you WILL be watching amelia dimoldenberg host snl uk later wont you?
>>158321657aren't most of them tall/lanky and look like serial killers? that's probably why
>>158321650Don't speak too soon lad, we're getting United vs Bournemouth tomorrow
>>158321642I didn't watch West Ham specifically. But had Villa actually played a proper team and tried they would have beaten Spurs.
>>158321657Because we heightmog everyone.
Spurs looking decent, but reckon they'd be 5-0 up with this super team on the pitch
microsoft 365 license required
>>158321684HUGE relegation 6 pointeralso el sackico
bloody miserable out there glad I don't play those horrid amateur football matches in shit like this any more
hate myself and want to die
>>158321680could not pay meunless it was a hundred million billion pounds then maybe
>>158321726hurry up then
dimouldenberg
>>158321726
Remember lads the clocks go back tonight.
>>158321657The modern game just sucks. How many elite strikers under 30 can you name besides Haaland? How many elite goalkeepers under 30? Everyone's a midfielder now to the point of oversaturation.
fuck me this is gonna end 0-0 isnt it
why do chelsea have 30% possession at home against relegation tier spuds
>>158321722what position m8
chelsea wtf are you doing
>>158321697Didn't that team lose 4-1 under Ange against Chelsea, and ho down to 9 men?
>>158321757that's next week.
slurper for the ages
Any other boomer anons in here? I threw my back out for the first time (29years old btw) back on thursday and I'm still in pain, I have to stand like a fucking faggot just to walk anywhere.
what the fuck is chelsea doing?
>>158321765alonso is currently in the process of getting exposed
>>158321765spurs didn't capitulate 3-0 down after 10 minutes and they're out of ideas
>>158321697Romero became elite again when he went to Atletico where he can keep mogging Mbappe and Bellingham.
>>158321762what are titty skittles
>>158321680Can't bring myself to watch Noel Gallagher on her stupid show yet, maybe when I'm a bit more drunk....
>>158321680Jewish harridan
>>158321778almost 40 here, you have to do cardio and lifting at least once a week. there's literally no other way
>>158321796That was what Ange was working towards. I mean, just look at that team! Find. A, Flaw. You literally can't!!!!!
>>158321778Im 32, but im not sure how you managed that at 29. Either you have some severely demanding physical labour job or youre a fat fuck. Or both
>>158321680Who the fuck is that
>>158321680never heard of and definitely sounds like a made up name
>>158321816ya it's called stretching and being pliable
a lot of people don't realize that possession % is calculated from the amount of passes completed by each team and not by a guy with a stopwatch
pretty insightful expert on my stream desu
>>158321778how fucking fat are you
>>158321840>>158321831boomer bros you probably dont know any comedian after 2005. i hate to break it to your but sean locke and stewart lee are dead. welcome to the future
>>158321854i look like this and post here
>>158321831> Who the fuck is thaton the right
>>158321852Only Opta uses passes and shit. Rest use time-based/chess clock type shit.
Moar British slags pls
>>158321818Mine started going at 15 when I got hut by a car :( >>158321816What lifts do you recommend?
>>158321854cant tell if this is a granny or just an asian guy with a perm
>>158321818I threw it out doing some mundane shit. >biking to hang out with some friends>roughly 30 minutes>Feel fine getting off the bike>Bend over to attach my lock to the bike rack>WHATTHEFUCK.jpg>Standing up straight now causes immense painI'm genuinely not out of shape, but I didn't stretch like the other anons said.
>James Tarkowski called the ref bad and said he favoured ArsenalThat's a fine incoming lol.
>>158321881State of them tetas. I'd rather shag one of the fellas in your big prison than her 2bh
>>158321889>anon got hut by a carKWABOTY?
>>158321680That was weeks ago and no I didn't watch it.
>>158321901do you really get fined for truth nukes nowadays?
>>158321909Nothing wrong with flapjacks.
>>158321881
>Drawing 0-0 against relegation zone Spurs>Warm PalmerHow do Chelsea fans not hate him?
>>158321889>What lifts do you recommend?two different types of curl, dumbbell chest presses, deads if you have access to an olympic bar
>>158321909She has great tits. She just needs to gain some weight
>>158321680She went on a few too many Chicken Shop Dates by the look of it
>>158321889That fucking sucks m8>>158321898Damn, that is a rough way to realise youve hit unc status. But yeah other Anons are right, excersise and stretches are the only way forward now
>>158321966grim..
>>158321966nah she's in baby carrying mode. me likey
>>158321959She's a Liverpool fan ^_^
How is Palmer so washed? Are the black genes taking effect?
>>158321881never realized she was british desu
>>158321949Qt
>>158321930That's the only thing you get fined for in the uk
>>158321949malfoid is real!
cole DIVER
>>158321976Does that mean she's into being strangled? If so I'm sold
>>158321976ffs why are all the hot slags pool fans
There we go, Maddison dead again. See you next season lad
it's james maddisover again
>>158321991>Palmer se tiró con retardoI know you listened to it too and laughed like I did.
>>158322017the black reece james
spuds medical team holding him together with rubber bands and chewing gum
Permacrocked KWAB
>>158321976I can easily tell by her accent heh>>158321995She’s a beautiful British rose indeed
>James Bad (fitness levels) isson
>>158321966Bitch looking like Minecraft Steve lmao
what on his mind
Maddison dead again
storm making the lights dimI might miss this incredible 2nd half between 2 massive clubs
>>158322079he genuinely looks in mental agony lmao
>>158322084Good
Preferred her in the earlier seasons
>>158322079"I wish I had some rapists in my team"
imagine gallagher scores the winner
>>158322121Why
>>158322079wishing they'd sack him so he can start DJing in Milan
butt harassment
>>158321680>snl ukYou literally could not pay me to watch this goyslop.
>Maddishit injured againnigga going to have to give up
get fukt maddison
>>158322122isnt partey available on a free?
>>158322123allergic reactor
>>158322135>goyslopliterally the opposite lmao they pissed israel off twice already
>>158321854Is that a he/him, a she/her or a they/them
>>158322151won't be free for long
This team is shit without Joao Paedo.
>>158322123Isn't that the reacts girl who got groomed & went crazy? How is she doing these days?
A goal would change this game
>>158322123Lia looked better fat :(
>>158321966That’s the perfect amount of chubby tho
>>158322210shes morbidly obese and fucking some bald 50 year old trailer trash
>>158322231No, sadly she lost a load of weight. She lives in England and is married to a man her age.
>>158322226look at her face thoughsome girls faces cant handle the chub and become worse
>>158322231Oh. Well, if she's happy at least...
The fuck was that for a corner
>Sizzling hot Palmer
>>158322135the Black History Month sketch last week was pretty funny, white s oy boy telling his office how to celebrate and getting rekt by a literal black personstill don't watch it tho
Sky Sports' Gary Neville on co-commentary:"The first 10 minutes of the second half has been the same as the first. Tottenham playing the better football."
my channel has the players names over them like one of your video games
bare neeks gassing up whales
So if its a draw spuds won right?
>>158322287sovlwish we had that. hard to tell all these chelsea ngubus apart
>>158321854Asia just seems so comfy
Sky Sports' Gary Neville on co-commentary:"There's something about a woman with hairy armpits I find highly erotic"
>>158322260She was not that attractive to begin with. And damn you don’t look at a chubby girl’s face when you’re hitting it from behind
>>158322316and he's correct
>>158322304idk according to the advanced stats both these teams have been pretty even this season chelsea have just been the luckiest team in the league so far so people over rate them
weather is a bit rough outside lads
Sky Sports' Gary Neville on co-commentary:"On the ball, Chelsea have been well short. They've been awful really."
keepers are good today, and that's about it
Next of Kinsky blud
don't know if i rate this lad who got relegated twice in a row
>>158322287That's the end of tv pundits. (and that's a good thing)
>>158322347its comfy x
https://www.reddit.com/r/reddevils/comments/1xe6ve1/pre_match_thread_premier_league_game_8_manchester/
FUUUUUCK I should have watched Napoli-Roma instead
Sky Sports' Gary Neville on co-commentary:"Kudus has no in-game intelligence. He has a clear ball through for Marmoush but unfortunately he's an unenvolved ape, like most of his kind"
> t. matchI would've been better off watching the UFC 333 prelims
>>158322378>not flipping back and forth with cfbshameful
>>158322300That girl is a uckers
SLOP SIX FC BORES EVERYONE EVERYWHERE THEY GO
the thread's almost at bump limit proving the y!ds are a bigger club than cheateh
>>158322378True, Napoli v Roma was a much better game
>spurs going for the win
>>158322430has højlund scored?
>>158322403Brent's rubbing off on him
Shite game
Estevao from brazil is about to come on
>>158322414>flip over>it's a deion commercial SHAN'T
ZESTEVAO
>>158322482coach primate
>>158322423Aside from the VPN enjoyers, it's pretty much the same 10–30 anons in live match threads, depending on how big the match is.
Let's play a game.Try making the worst possible panel of pundits out of three former players:>Michael Owen>Gary Neville>Micah Richards
Shite game but a draw is a win for spurs
>YNR remember the days of big games getting 4/5 threads
>Basedmer
give both of them reds
>>158322492and there it is
CHIMPOUTTTTT
>>158322378Any game involving Roma, Inter, or Como = more fun to watch than Premier League slurpers.>>158322447Nope. McTominay carried Napoli. The Argentines (Soule, Balerdi) carried Roma.
fuck lads we get the final /mug/ of carricks career tomorrow...
>even the commentary goes "finally something is happening" when the chimpout starts instead of the usual "oh no that's dreadful nobody wants to see this"kek
just woke up match sent to me sleep you see
>>158322503robbie savagegarth crookescan't think of a third. some woman probably. that black one who got into a spat with ian wright maybe.
that is so cynical from fernandes
y!ds robbed
>>158322546robbie savage is kino what u meanthe more hot takes a commentator makes the more fun it is
>>158322546eni's a good choice
just my luck I get up for a minute and miss the action
KWAB
Why the fuck are they insisting that was a red?
>>158322537No way he gets the sack before international break
Sky Sports' Gary Neville on co-commentary:"I think that could be a red. If this wasn't at Stamford Bridge, I think it's a red."
if his name was Colano Parmesan he'd be sent off
>>158322571why is he so uppity
>>158322372its is pretty cosy, got the lights off and curtains open to see the trees blowing about in the heavy rainmuch more entertaining than this slurper
Cole Palmer's hairline getting exposed in the rain
would say it was a red if not for the cheapshit handball
>>158322581Because refs are so reluctant to give Chelsea red cards...
>>158322571how is that not a red
>white guy just punches the ball away>black guy goes over to complain >commentators just focus on the black guy and ignore the blatant cheating from the white guy
ARMWAVVEEEZZZZZZ
>>158322571Palmer is such a wigger
>>158322588I wish my ceiling had giant spider legs on it
>mfw ive got a mouth ulceri blame this game
>>158322577Clearly Palmer was frustrated Fernandes did a deliberate handball to stop a clear attack. Fernandes deserves the red more than Palmer in that situation
Cute lil monke
this is the single most unwatchable game of footbakk i have ever watched
>69% possession for spurs.Jesus christ chelshit
>>158322571CHAV'D
>>158322640micah with long hair and a shave
>>158322640imagine the acid attack when you tell her you're breaking up the relationship
>>158322614isn't his dad black
LMAOOOOOOOO
DIBUCHADS, WE WON
CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT
NO FUCKING WAY LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>CHELSHIT
>CHELSHIT>>158322633would
CHELSEA ARE SO FUCKING SHIT IT'S UNREAL I DON'T CARE IF I GET BANNED THEY'RE FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
any other player did that and it's a red, somehow palmer can smash a guy in the face (which, letter of the rules, is a red).
Someone's getting sent off now before FT
>Chelshit
i missed it
fucking disgraceful. i knew something was up with this game with the odds for a chelsea win.
>chelshitSOMEBODY FUCKING RELEGATE SPURS PLS
been coming chelsea been playing like shit all day and they have shit in goaljesus christ wtf was that utter utter moron LMAO
I kind of predicted a Penders goal btw.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I TOLD YOU ABOUT PENDERS BLUD>>158322640SEXO
>>158322660mixed race technically, his mum is white. the result is a 100% pure white aryan.
Sports Bar will be hilarious tonight. Will O'Hara wear a Cundy mask?
>keepermogged by THE KinskyTopkek chelshit
>>158322677it's not when it is with your crotch
that's a foul on the goalkeeper
lmao where do chelsea find this dogshit keepers
I did that when I was 11.
ALONSO OUT FFS
I almost feel bad for him lmao
palmer did the danny garcia
how does that even happen to a professional goalkeeper lmfao
>>158322710Saturday's edition is about to finish mate, only 2 hours and Cundy does Chelsea TV's live commentary so wasn't on it
>>158322728rain I guess
webm?
Palmer on a yellow lmao, that's a red
chelsea have bought over 10 goalkeepers since boehly arrived btwRED KEK
>>158322710HAS ANYONE SEEN CUNDY?
>>158322724how do i make my gf look like this
he's gone chelshit crumble
POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER POOMER
baking the new bread just give me six minutes due to a cooldown
why is gary neville so intent on getting palmer sent off lol
webmbros???? Wya??
>>158319550>>158322742over
SCRRRRRRRRRRRR MONG BOY BLACK MAN SENT OFF CHELSEA SHAGGED FIRMLY UP THE ARSE HOLE
>>158322681
HIS HEADS GONE
I knew Alonso was a fraud
>The same temperature of magma Palmer
LMFAO
>>158321598Why does the fat friend always ruin it
/CHUG/ BROS WHERE WE AT
Cold palmer has melted in the rain
PALMER LMAO
>>158322769Adunbelivit
meltie
We can rebuild it
>>158322769Unfortunate
he's not that kind of player
sir coleworth palmington
>>158322775this
>>158322736Tomorrow tho right?
you know palmers got an uncle with a kalshi account who bet big on him getting sent off
>>158322769OH N-
>B-but guise...the LiverChads should have waited for Alonso!!!111111He's fucking shit, when are you going to accept it?
>>158322775in the end, Mbappe was proved rightforcing the players to form an honour guard for barca was a sackable offense on its own
Tuchel was rightApologize now
>spuds are above man u>>158322835nah hes shit i admit it now
>>158322823Monday-ThursBut O'Hara is on live with Agbonlahor right now and about to call Cundy full time so tune in
duality of man.
Caicedo is back blud we're challenging for the title again blud
what?
>spurs have had more shots and 70% possession AT chelseaembarrassing
>>158322837mbappe is always right desu
>...AND CHELSEA WILL FINISH WITH 10familiar feeling for them
>>158322835Chelsea have lost as many games today as 'pool has lost all season
>>158322858bald fraud
>>158322858Why does he look like this?
why they meditating on the sideline
>>158322786remember this chestnuthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QItQQFB5bXg
>>158322872We stan big Andoni
>Spurs go above United
>>158322897chav dna
>>158322858Well, he deserved to get sent off for that other thing a few minutes back, so this makes up for it.
Put chelsea in a spliff senpai. A spliff blud. Rolled them mandem over like a rizla blud
Guys guys, it's not that Chelsea are shit, it's that Spurs suddenly got really good. I promise
>>158322855Neville doesn't know he's black
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>shartenliga frauds
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OH NONONONONO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>conceding to Telkwab
>>158322908kek
>>158322858when an arsenal player does this they get knighted
yet another brilliant display of black excellence x
RENT BOYS BTFO
>Conceding to TelOh my god this is rock bottom
>letting tel scorein the fucking mud
RAPED AT HOME CHELSEA BUMBOYS ARE USED TO THAT
Wow.
tel aviv bombing down the left
>>158322904kek
IT'S SO FUCKING OVER
Tel has been really good today. Totally deserved.
Time to call Arbeloa to sort this mess. Luckily for them he's already in London.
Chelsea are so so so so shit£3BN BOTTLE JOBS
WHERE IS HE
niggas really thought cole palmer was good
>>158322972>24 years oldhow
>best attack in the league>can't score against spuds at home
>chelshit
>starting Henderson>thinking Welbz can save you>in 2026Nothing but themselves to blame
>tel scoring against youomds
>>158322982he's at Stamford Bridge doing the live commentary lel get talkSPORT on though they're on until 7:30 and calling him the second it ends
These clowns have the worst defence in the leagueTel gets a blooter outplayed completely
based xabi is going to throw palmer under the bus, will blame the loss on him then he will lose the locker room.
>Alonso has fixed the defence blud!
>>158322961Maybe De Zerbi said "rape Chelsea the way my beloved Greenwood raped his girlfriend" before the game
>29 percent possessiontop top tel
it wasn't even a random goal, he absolutely dabbed on all of them
>>158319550jover
>phoning up talksportliteral npczogbots itt
unlucky morgan mate, could've won the league but now you're gonna slum it with 0 european games for 2 years
>>158322984Brit genes
>>158323009If jay doesnt show up in at least a rosenior mask he should be ashamed
>>158323032that mutt defender is kinda shite
>>158323016>15 goals conceded in 8 with a back 5Impressive NGL gonna lie
rogers chimping out on a fellow england playerdisgraceful distasteful deeeespicable
>>158323032That's mad, how did he not get stopped?
Sky Sports' Gary Neville on co-commentary:"I think that's a red. I do. He's absolutely wellied him with no intent. That's ludicrous from Rogers. They have lost it. Xabi Alonso needs to get them off."
>Ohara in the Ange mask KEK
>>158323058Best friends with Palmer, isn't he? It's the company you keep I suppose.
>>158323055Yeah and todays first goal was unlucky
the incoming johnny minerals rant will be kino
kek
Foden is a much better twink than Palmer
>>158320585Why?
"best 6 in the league" nowhere to be seen when tel was walking his way towards goal
>>158323095>unluckyYour keeper being a spastic isnt unlucky but the definition of a skill issue
>>158323130How is Palmer a twink, he looks subhuman?
world football giving kane the ballon d'or for stat padding a league that let xabi alonso go invincible will be a tragedy
>>158323153doesn't matter in darkrooms
boehly please get on the phone to cesc
>>158323024Why are you so obsessed with this
>>158323127Angry man...
the rain has improved De Zerbi's look, he now looks like a drug dealer instead of the oldest guy in the nightclub
>>158323140>why was caicedo not tracking MATHYS TEL when he already has two defenders on him? Not very bright upstairs
VDV playing up topabsolute humiliation
>>158323178AW gonna AWhes also obsessed about when spurs did the poznan after costing arsenal the title
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>158323178Because he's a piece of fucking subhuman garbage who should have been blackballed from football for supporting Rapeson Rapewoof
>>158323191I agree Caicedo is a retardreally sorry your sugar daddy was forced to sell to an investment fund :(
>clean sheet>away>at chelseaI kneel dezerbi
Xabineta status?
>spuds celebrating their first win Stamford Bridge win since 2018win
hero of the match
>>158323024Having consensual sex with your long-term girlfriend isn't rape thougheverJust because she was being a silly sausage on instagram doesn't mean he's a criminal.She also ain't gonna fuck you.
>>158323269He looks like a proper chav and all
nice preliminary event for /mug/ tomorrow desu. penders is a fraudalonso is a fraud
well well well
>>158323161cutie
I guess the spud... has turned
>>158321809GOLIATH ONLINE
>>158323269Chinky little eyes
>>158323269I hope martinez comes back and punches him
>>158323280How's Andrew Tate doing bro?
>>158323227Chocated and quemated.
>>158323326xx
>>158323349
>>158322858Never a yellow
>>158321555penders and tel :)
>>158321406correct
>>158323195Meds
