Get the fuck in here goofs!
yan put his all into beating BEASTrab, idk if he can do it again. plus merab had too much time to recoup so he finna go hard
Do Tajiks count as brazzas?
21-0 by order of the Peaky fookin' Brazzas
shit thread
Bobby Green's son
>>158320338Yes. If they are muslim and from the caucauses they are a brazza
>>158320345based
Dawson by tko
>>158320338no. Tajiks are throat singers
>>158320350But Tajikistan is central Asia not the Caucasus
>>158320350Tajikistan isn't in the Caucuses, it's part of Central Asia
i remember this doo looking a lot more like khabib
>>158320338Mate he looks like he could be Khabib's little brother of course he's a fucking brazza
grant dawson, hate that faggot
>>158320338No>>158320350go look at a map they're not caucasian
arab cards always have little to no wmma because its extra haram and no one wants to see that shit there. In the west simps and cuckolds want to see it I dont know why
Chopurov lowest fight IQ ever? I can't remember anyone worse
>>158320374Jews mindraped us
>Movsar, no fookin' heeming!
>>158320338Tajiks exist in the same zone as Kazahks. Brazza adjacent but not a brazza. They are true mongols
>>158320350russian speaking muslim = brazzano need to get autistic about it
>>158320350If you’re Shia you can’t be a brazza, because you’re not part of the Ummah.
Grant Dawson is a spiritual brazza
I'd argue Tajiks should count as honorary brazzas since they have much more Iranic admixture compared to other central asian
>>158320381wasnt a question of iq just colbeast nullifying him
think ive seen a few KNUCKSTERS fighting out of coconut creek
>>158320394As is Pat Sabitini
Thinking of starting a local mma promotion. What kind of gimmicks could i add to make it stand out while still having the fights count as pro bouts?
Elías Topuria? Emasculated Jew lover.
Dawson is not a real fighter
lol kwabson is already getting molested
Dawson is too fucking fragile to be a pro fighter, he should go to RAF
>>158320391isnt half of dagis sufis? That doesnt make sense because wahhabisluts alsxo say sufis are fake muslims
Brazzas = north caucaus muslims. Dagestanis, Chechens, Ingushitans etcArmenians and Georgians come from the same gene pool but they're south caucaus christians instead of muslims and are under total Russian controlCentral Asians like Tajiks and Kazakhs are from a different genepool but tend to be friendly with brazzas
Based Marc
Aliev buddy
DIRTY FUCKING RAT
If only based Goddard was refereeing the Gayne vs Pereira fight
Marc wanted to end the fight and regretted it last second lol
>>158320417I think Sufism is popular in Chechnya, but not Dagestan
ganebros...
>>158320390Uzebeks and kazakhs are not brazzas tho
The Pereira effect....SAD!
tick tock Gayne
Marc is out to save officiating
herbal bros....
Ganebros... I don't feel so good...
dawson gets hurt by a stiff wind. welcome back dariush
cheating bros....
>>158320395Iranians are real niggas.Brazzas are cuckniggas.>>158320419>but they're south caucaus christians instead of muslims and are under total Russian controlAs opposed to cis Caucasus brazzas lol?
Dawson got the second chance dawg buff
Chris Duncan would have finished Aliev by now
Marc Goddard
9-9
>>158320455He's nowhere near as good as Benny
Ref robbed of a stoppage and now we have to watch a grant dawson fight
>>158320408
this is what I was hoping to see. more great scrambles between two high level grapplers. hope Dawson shoots right away in r2
Grantsiev Dawsonov
No betting on wars, or deaths or politics. JUST. SPORTS
>>158320432dagestan is sufi and sunni but wahhabifags takfir'd them for "idolizing" their leaders and doing funny dances
WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERY FIGHTER CLINCH AND GRAPPLE AFTER BADLY HURTING THEIR OPPONENT
Dawson's chin is fucking dust man
would unironically heem both of those niggas under a minute
i had to take a schaub, what happened?
>>158320428This is a setup to have Pereira ask for him and then let him get eyepoke heemed
>Marc Goddard shall not be reffing my fight with Hokit, I decree so
kwab
>We are in Abu Dhabi where mostly its gonna be a brazza dominated card
>>158320499Goddard saved MMA
Pidor Can, I’m afraid.
Dats facken Eleegull mate!
1. alex doesn't need vision to fight2. alex is too slow at heavyweight so gane didnt need to cheat
DC is very dramatic. A pillow tap and he goes OHHHHHHHh
boring ahh fight
So fucking GAY
Just how good is His Royal Highness, King Green?
>>158320532Daniel Cormier is colour commentary
>>158320531>gane didnt need to cheatGane cheats no matter what
BruhThis kid has been with the poofc since covid and he’s just gonna come this far just to lose to grant dawson??
>>158320544The cheating just happens sometimes its not Ganes fault he couldn't stop it
are tajiks considered brazzas?
>>158320545they're both grapplers. Dawson is very good at that
Brazzabros...
Is the age of brazzas over?
Alexander Volkanovski vs. Movsar EvloevPetr Yan vs. Merab DvalishviliLone'er Kavanagh vs. Ramazan TemirovAlexander Volkov vs. Rizvan KunievAaron Pico vs. Losene Keita
Mythical point-deduction Grant Dawson might be the best fighter in UFC history
>>158320562Scroll up for the discussion
Shut the fuck up gayne faggots, yoir day is coming
>>158320542He lost to an Argentinian and it wasn't Leandro Paredes
19-18 Dawdawg
>another one with shitty cardio is that shit haram or something?
He's bitching out, no mas
>>158320562Takis are their own thing but hot cheetos are better
>>158320572
dawson's striking is fucking abysmal
Aliev needs a finish to win right?
I thought this card would be better
>>158320609Dawgson owns you
4 years in the lab working on the striking with raas al ghul just to get pieced up by grant dawson
>>158320586dont disrespect king ribovics pls
Aliev looks desperate
Kyrgyz > Tajiks
I smashed Talia Al Ghul
>>158320607>*doesn't fight*
dawson hobbling around like dustbin and hopping around like charles
>>158320623You pure high hopes on Dawson vs Aliev?
Best Fighters from the stans in that order/Kazakh > Krygyz > Uzbek > Tajiks > Turkmenistanis (dont have any)Shavakt was born in Uzbek but is Kazakh and Fiziev is Krygyz not Azerbaijani
>>158320647Cucked by ciryl bane?
>>158320638he's tired and is far from a natural striker and Dawson is the better all-around grappler with a better gas tankhas Dawson even lost a decision? I think his losses are only from getting chinned early
>>158320647R'as would be proud
>>158320666Gane esque digits
>brazza getting brazza'dDagibros... How do we deal with this?
superior american genetics wins again baybe
Dawson is such a round 3 merchant
29-27 GODrant DawGOAT
Gane?
>>158320718Aliev simply needs a better steroid program
Centuries of ethnic conflict between Wisconsonites and Tajiks being decided right now
This fight changed everything
TJ Dillashaw showed me how to do my first steroid cycle
Brazzas? In the BIN
can’t believe a fight between grant dawson and nardulo aliev was actually entertaining
MY LEG
get ready for the reddit meltie when the UFC cuts Aliev (not very active and a "boring" grappler)
>>158320576VolkanovskiDvalishviliTemirovVolkovPico
absolute garbage compared to 332 heemlims
>two undefeated brazzas lost alreadymovshartbros...
ever since Israel levelled Gaza and killed khamenei and nasrallah the ummah hasnt recovered even in MMA
>MY PORK LOINS!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOINKING
HE'S HURT
>>158320747Classic Cody moment
unironically some anti brazza juju being cast upon this card brosdana and ari are scary
Grant is only 32? Tough post round
>>158320749usually goes that way with 2 high level grapplers. you either get a striking match (Usman/Colby) or some fun grappling. sometimes you get all-time-great grappling matches, e.g., Evloev/Aljo>>158320763difference is we know Evloev will never gas or not be doing work at all times
>>158320728>You merely adopted the eye poke, I was born to it, molded my fight style around it. I didn't throw a legal strike until I was already a man, and by then my specialty was blinding
Once the Flyers are on im turning this shit off
evloev got that zest like topuria did right before getting his face broken in on the white house lawn
Jesus Christ defeats Allah again
BASED JESUS
>>158320766Jon was loving that knock out for a couple of seconds
Grant Dawson is a cool guy
>>158320766oops mean to post the umar ko thats a actually a ummah izzat recovery
Holy based
AAAAAAAAHHHHH HARAM, ISA WAS MERELY A PROPHET OF ALLAH
Warrior for Christ Dawson in the land of the infidel
>daughter
>>158320803nope
Bro how do you fuck up the scorecards when it was all 29-27 Buffer needs to got Specsavers
time to #getabused
isn’t UAE getting bombed right now. what if dana gets drone struck
Abus next let's fucking go!
Dawson hit 25:3No one who hopes in you will ever be put to shame, but shame will come on those who are treacherous without cause
>>158320816having a daughter is good until they turn 12
It's another travel card where the home guys all lose until the main event and then the main eventer wins in spectacular fashionWe've seen this script before. Volk is about the meet Umar and Buckley in the schaub realm
>>158320826That would be a win for us.
Why is Abus here? Shouldn't he be modelling for Jason in GTA6?
another counterfeit brazza coming up
>>158320824Was there a point deduction? Thought it was just a warning
people forget man, dawson used to call islam the goat before it was cool
gayest shit i have ever heard.
>>158320839not every woman becomes a corrupted degenerate
>>158320777the powers are converging to give Movshart the belt. minor brazzas are being sacrificed.
>>158320839Just puberty in general, they're quite lovely before then
>>158320839Movsar Evloev's wife was 12 when he met her.
heemcels are too stupid to realize that this region of middle east doesnt work like the rest
>>158320847yes aliev lost a point due to back of head strikes in the firstif he wasn't a 75 iq neanderthal he would have finished the fight tho
>>158320839
>>158320826Ari has ordered an iron dome for the arena
FIGHT MOMMY COMPANION IS LIVEGET IN HEREhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXerp0jmlXIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXerp0jmlXIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXerp0jmlXIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXerp0jmlXI
Is believing in an pacifist Lord the best base for MMA?
bros should I play the Kingdom Come series if I want medieval heeming kino?
>>158320825abus always gettin heemed in the funniest ways possible they're calling it the joaquin buckley syndrome
Post yfw Movsar gets heemed
>>158320891
>>158320866True Kushzaddy got that shit locked off with the j daddies
>>158320839my little sister was the sweetest kid ever until 13 then she was a fucking monster until 17 now she's very sweet again as an adult
>>158320881you people are so fucking weird. constantly slavering over mid randos just so you can send chat messages she'll ignore. consider what you've actually made of your life. it's fucking disgusting
Cam Rowston had to fight in Contender Series twice for a contract even lost to Torrez Finney
I tried to tell you the "brazza era" is OVER
IS IT A BIRD?IS IT A PLANE?No, it's Abus
>>158320852>NAWALTThe truth is no man actually believes this, if you're a straight man you are marrying a whore whether you admit it or not. The only variation is if the whore in question is to your liking.
>>158320894>trying to call rounds for KOsEasy way to lose money
>>158320886I have heard and seen that the combat is bad so i will not be playing it>>158320910FAGGOT MELTDOWN ALERT
GRANT DAWSON MOTHERFUCKER
forgot this was an early card, did i miss any good fights?
>>158320891>Volk>heeming anyonePick one
Aaron "Mid Rando" Pico
>>158320881FIGHT FAIRY!!! THE QUEEN IS BACK
chopdaddy and aldaddy lost?
>>158320917thankfully, not everybody sees the world the same way as you
I wanna shoot some kids into Joanna's Polish milf minge
>>158320910woah faggot calm down!no need to have a meltdown!
>having a daughter is le bad!!!
>>158320350they are whiter than you though, a lot of them have blue eyes, white skin, more caucasian/aryan DNA than you joao
>>158320934Blue chip prospect Kody Steer, his stocks are soaring right now
>>158320576Alexander VolkanovskiPetr Yan Lone'er Kavanagh Alexander Volkov Aaron Pico
this is a masonic card. expect to be illuminated by the end of the night
>>158320934Chop got fraud checked, some other brazza lost undefeated record to Grant Dawson and nothing else happened.
>>158320826Its the Saudis next door that been getting heemed. Either way UFC is fine, the persians like martial arts they wont mess with them.
>>158320944There are the honest and the delusional. Look at the world around you and decide which is which.
>>158320930>>158320958pointing out that you're lonely as fuck and live a very sad existence isn't a meltdown. it's like when you look with disgust at a known pedo or some homeless schizo on the street with shit running down his leg. you all are revolting
>>158320934None. Both snoozefest
>>158320576EvloevMerabTemirovKunievPico
bout to heem my shrimp
>>158320966We don't sign post here
>>158320984no dude you're just mindbroken and devoid of real human contact. and if you can't see that, then you're also clinically mentally ill
>>158320987FAGGOT MELTDOWN ALERT
What are your thoughts on Dana proposing to do an Aura Battle Championship.https://youtu.be/2F4bRlZjz78?is=VDHA_e42ZCX7inVK
>abus is a betting favorite
>kiwiyh he's getting ko'd
Abus at 70% power right now. Let's see it get unleashed.
>>158320576inbredyantemirovkunievkeita
Battle Giraffe is a sweet nickname
Is Dana still fucking ring girls or is he in menopause?
Fake brazza
Abus excellence incoming
Forget she was an early start. Just tuning in. how was the card been so far?
i wish i were a ring girl
>>158321014>my dude>my guyReddit is down the corridor on the left
Rowston looks like he's fighting in a dream
feeding carrots to Abus
oh shit didnt realise it was abus fight day
>>158321068you'll always be a ring girl to me :)
ABUSED
HEEEMMMM TAPPPYYYYYYY
damn he abussed him
Abus is looking good
i don’t know why but i like abus
KWARB
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM SLEEPY
KWAB
>>158321004
Welcome to the ABUS ERA. Get this fucker a top 10 scrap
HEEEEEEM SLEEPY
Guillotinee by a muay thai fighter lmao
>>1583210724eddit is all the same. good luck with your miseryBASED HEEM SLEEPY
HEEM SLEEPY
Dana wildin out in Abu Dhabi
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM SLEEEEEEEEPYYYYY
mess with the giraffe you get the throat
Scary though... Prime Abus is yet to come..
SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
NIGHT NIGHT
how is rowston in the ufc? he's absolute trash. I told you guys kiwis are extremely low IQ, you're fighting a guy who does muay thai and you don't even learn how to check kicks? such a low level fighter honestly.
#getabused
Eugene bearman btfo again. All is right in the world.
KWABOLA
AbGODS we did it
>>158321093There was no fookin tap
Snatched up.
mohawks are the worst base for mma
When you support Abus, you're supporting excellence, you're supporting the martial arts
This is why Strickland wants to move up to 205 btw
Why was a guy who lost to fuckibg Torrez Finney fighting a ranked guy
DC telling abus to work this shoot hard
>>158321117Congrats b
fuck cam rowston is a framelet I shouldve factored that ini
>>158321144Strickland beat this guy
Even though it says Cam is Australian, he's KiwiSkull shape undeniable Kiwi mutt
THE PRIDE OF GERMANY GETS IT DONE ONCE AGAIN
imagine watching Gooby's last fight and still coming in with hog rider hair.
>>158321114Who says I'm not happy? Projecting?
abus just saved the heemlims
WHITE POWER
These names are just so disgusting UFC is losing its aura of cool fighters
Typical Abus masterclass
DEUTSCHLAND UBER ALLES
Germans are powerful
>CamIt was over before it began
Team ummah is bounced back
The Modern Germ is rather overpowered
>Abus got a guillotine immediately after doing the Poirier shorts adjustment Kino
abus knew he could just leg kick heem this low level shitter, that's how you beat low skilled opponents, you just kick their calf until they cant stand and then finish it.
>>158320951You just know she's absolutely feral in bed
>>158321193Ethically German b
Typical muzzie fighting like a rat who's scared to actually fight yawn
White excellence
Robocop kills him, they're both gaslets but Gregory has good wins
>>158321215White? The Muslims won’t like this
>>158321117hello based department?
>>158320951>still unmarried>still doesn't have kidssame as karolina, what is it with polish women fighters, they refuse to settle down. Also jojua is probably single aswell
>>158321219Have you factored in that abus hasn't hit his prime yet?
Wait Turks can fight? I thought they were only good at motorcycle riding
Robocop/Abus is great
>>158321210ummah = muslim not nationality. Either way Islam is their true allegiance >>158321223>>158321215Muslims dont even want to be White
I think this would have been a real test for Yakhyaev a few years ago, but Krylov has been pretty washed for a bit, no?
>>158321219Robocop is due for getting brutally KOed by a guy he really should beat again
Behind us is Germany!Beside us is Germany!Before us is Germany!
there’s something about being a gaslet and chinlet with heem ability that fits the spirit of what heem really is
>>158321228Jojua just got married
>>158321242yeah he’s getting weemed
>>158321229Yes I have actually>>158321230He's only a Turk citizen, he's a Chechen I believe
>>158321230Crypto brazza. Russians permaheemed his people.
>>158321242Please stop with these vomit inducing names
>>158321255well she didn't get married to me so fuck her
Krylov looked horrendous against Whitaker
No betting on wars or debts or politics. Just you and your takes and SPORTS.
>>158321230They can
>>158321215
Chechens are white
>>158321248Robocop also doesn't have the best defense and Abus can be precise with fight ending shots
>>158321228>polish womenFrom what I've heard, Polish women are massive whores and incredibly hypergamous. They're probably waiting for Chad to slide into their DMs
>>158321275Just me, my takes, and my little cranked hog.
>>158321257I saw the sales guy clearing this shit out at the has station because he said the owner said it was taking up room and not selling any kek
>>158320987This faggot can't stop melting down
>>158321282Many are saying this
>>158321257I'm a bloom Chad the strawberry apple is orgasmic
why didn't Volk keep this look?
Joanna is destined to forever be the cool Aunt, I'm afraid. Sad.
>>158321314post the real pic
>>158321314Gaethje army
>>158321282I believe the settled term was yellow tinged, respectfully
Has a decisionator ever won a title? Not talking about decisionator champs
Caucasian literally means white.
>>158321257Energy drinks are jewish poison
>>158321255i just checked jojuas insta, the guy she married looks like a troll and doesnt have any hair aswell.
>>158321257wouldn't feed this to finland
>>158321337
>>158321336Merab
*ahem*Just how good is Sean Strickland?
>>158321242Krylov just got his jaw broken 3 months ago it's absurd he's fighting today
>>158321228Polish Women only go for BBC.
>>158321336GSP was a decisionator, so was Holloway for the most part. Strickland, Usman
robocop goes in without fear of being heemed which makes him one of our guys
Idk if Dagestanis are white. Khabib looks white but Makhachev looks more middle Eastern
>Anik calling someone else follicly challenged
>>158321372
this bong wont shut up about kikes, give it a break already ahmed no one fuckin cares
>>158321373some guys are just dawgs like that
>>158321372put him abus 2.0
>>158320576Joe from Street FighterMerab The MachineLonerVolkovAaron Pico
>>158321395The Caucuses are the intersection of Europe, Asia, Persia and Turkey, it makes sense there's some variance in the people's appearance
Caucasian Cauc = "Coke" in GermanAsian = AsianThey are Asians who love Coke (like all Asians)
>2 "alex" "volk"s
>>158321298>chadLol, polish women will fuck anyone except polish men. It's well known they will even fuck indians and all kinds of africans.
>>158321410brother the neet bongs haven't taken a break in literally years. literally all they live for is spewing diarrhea on 4chan. there is no reasoning with them. just ignore/filter it and enjoy the quality heemposting
>>158321372Honestly? He's beast
/box/ won the war
gonna give Dana a HOT DADDY BLAST
Which Street Fighter character is most /heem/ coded?
>>158320910she read my message!!!
>>158321446its more than usual tho, or its just notices more since spammy and sneed are both dead
Aaron "Spewing Diarrhea" Pico
>>158321336they used to call Cruz the decisionator
Volkov is probably going to lose, he's 38 and kuniev is decent. Kinda sad because he beat gane and should have fought for the belt.
>>158320910She ignore your messages because you're a rizzless chud, she reads me messages because she loves me
>>158321452been enjoying hearn utterly btfoing dana the last couple months
>>158321455Dan
>>158321452>Shalom's showswhat
>>158321281 is this the only time when Tony tapped out? he refused to do so when charles nearly snapped his arm or bobby queen choked him out unconscious because of it
>>158321455Dalsim because it's just browns in here
Is this the main card yet
>>158321452>Shalom's showskek
>>158321472Volkov is better on paper but his character arc is to forever be cucked out of a title shot so yes, he will lose
>>158321473i've never been on the channel because i have a functioning social life you sad clown
>>158321431Coke1. Mexican Coke2. Diner style Coke where they pump syrup and carbonated water3. Mcdonalds Coke from machine The rest suck
>>158321472>38bro he's a heavyweight that means nothing38 is prime for most heavyweights
>>158321493nigga talmbout his social life while he's on /heem/ on a saturday
>>158321490You actually just missed it mate, show's over
Aaron "Sad Clown" Pico
>>1583214902 more fights to the main card but the heem-o-meter is ticking up right now
>>158321512yeah i'm watching a morning card genius. people post shit online when they do that. but what people who aren't fucked don't do is simp over random 5/10 youtuber channels
>>158321510>38 is prime for most heavyweightsis it prime for manlets? i'm 30 and never even hit my prime, infact i'm on the complete opposite end, will i hit my prime in 8 years as a manlet??
>>158321452Slick bastard Hearn
>>158321503Don't tell me you think there's a difference between Pepsi and Coke.
for me, it's tea, coffee, and water
Anik finding for Brooklyn
>>158321531Fairy is a 10/10 QUEEN
>>158321498Dana is getting embarrassed out of the boxing world. Hearn said it perfectly: >You're a control freak, and you can't take criticism, and when things don't go your way, you just tell people to f*ck off, and tell them they're an idiot. This game ain't like that. You got to be f*cking so tenacious and roll with it every single day. This (going up and down) is what you're rolling with in boxing. This (going in a straight line) is UFC, right? It's easy – and by the way, they've made it easy. Amazing what they've done. Boxing's not like that. We joke about the body of work, but let's be honest, what they've done, they've actually done the worst job I could have possibly expected from them. ... I was expecting much more, and I was expecting a real fight, but I think they're done
I want to suck Brooklyns chocolate nipples.
yakhyaev being extra haram with those lil shorts
>>158321336nearly every WW champion has been a decision machine with the exception of Lawler and maybe Matt Hughes
>>158321578shades of junior albini
>>158321543>hes never seen the ant video, where the ants all choose the coke instead of pepsiTheirs a difference amigo
UH OH
>>15832157510/10 bodyMichael B Jordan face
erm.. ok?
Stinky
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM KNEEY
very early stoppagebeen a few of those tonight
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
hemm
terrible stoppage
HEEM STOPPY
HEEM
rigged
>Passes the fraud test Alrite might have to start respecting this gourmet chen chen
krylov just gives up after failing one takedown attempt, ranked 15 what a joke
HEEM EARLY
Shit rigged stoppage
Meng DC wanted to see Krylov die in there
Idk if Krylov actually has a point there. he fell face down ass up on the knee and took 2 shots, even if partially blocked by the armYakhyaev does seem to have pretty bad defense though and might have a chin issue
Just how bad is Whitaker?
>>158321571Nah, Dana and Al Turki got infinite mohney (Gulf Arabs + Jewish Emmanuel Money). Not to mention more political connections/access to power. IDC what that bong says
>>158321649He's flushed, but still good
dominatorbros WW@?
>>158321649shittaker is old and small. Krylov just sizebullied him.
All the Emirati Hijabi girls getting wet for the big strong Chechen right now. Their little fat Arab husbands can't do it for them
>>158321641DC pretends to be a jolly fatboi but secretly hes a just bleed type nigga.
Might get a chicken shish in his honour
>>158321669If anime had taught me anything, it's that you can be both jolly and just bleed
>>158321662>he got smashed but it's okay because he only got smashed because he got smashedinsane take
so much rooting for the guy with the same hairline and bald spot as me
>>158321649Number of successful Spanish fighters in the ufc?Keep in mind that Ilia is Georgian born in Germany :)
>>158321649hes on a retirement tour now. As soon as he moved up to 205 I knew he was done being a serious fighter. His Maori genes are going to kick in and hes gonna get fat and just take easy fights
did he say he's the Black Angel for the division? Idk if he's anywhere near top 5>>158321685my condolences
>black angel for the division
>>158321691Just Tai it up in HW
This turkish guy smells of a fraud soon to be checked
>>158321691I hope joe commentates all of his fights and calls him a fat fuck blob each time
>>158320576VolkYanRovVolkKeita
>>158321710uuuuhm I don't think GSP meant the same with that shirt..
>>158321718LHW is all frauds. but maybe oezdemir can heem him
Three sons have IAnd they ride by my sideThe fierceThe blackAnd the wicked are their names We ride down my enemies on their half-hearted flight
ganezilla
60 percent chance hokit gets a retard charging heem on gane within 3 rounds
there's a nonzero chance Reyes/Murzakanov stinks because they're both one shot counterstrikers who might be timid after a bunch of KO losses between them
>guy that heems people Vs guy that gets heemed by peoplegee I wonder..
Gane will return in Heemvengers Doomsday
>>158321571>>158321658Alu Cheekz got cut off by MBS because they are broke. They haven't been able to sell oil and alot of people are turning on them. UFC and WWE are actually one of the few companies still sticking with them. Canelo too. After everything gets sorted out Alu cheekz is gonna bless these lil niggas for being loyal and risking it all. Eddies just taking a fake victory lap. Once the arabs start selling oil again, Dana is gonna have a warchest for zuffa boxing.
>>158321764reyes has to make up for that shit fight like walker just did
make america gane again
It's OVER merab fags, Peter Yan decision confirmed.
it would be cool to spend a few days in the Arabian Desert. imagine how beautiful the night sky is. might find God while half-delirious out there with nothing around you. also would be cool to have some tea with the roaming Bedouin tribes
The Incredible Hok Is Getting It Done
How the fuck is Poatan ranked higher than Volkov?
>>158321763Hokit is pillowfisted and Gane actually has a good chin based on the fact that he tanked and got right up from that Tuivasa knockdown. A heavyweight with a bad chin would have been heemed by that
*enters and quickly exits the thread*
>>158321658Zuffa boxing is dead anonThey paid millions to that unknown british shitter who got heemed in 2 rounds
Will Yan download fast this time?
>>158321710GSP unironically has jungle fever. He always goes after Black Women. He has a black baby momma thats a model. GSP's prodigy is finna be a beast UFC fighter.
>Evo love highlights>Its just him hugging people
>>158321804he's not
>Hokit is pillowfisted and Gane actually has a good chin based on the fact that he tanked and got right up from that Tuivasa knockdown. A heavyweight with a bad chin would have been heemed by that
>>158321825after 10 rounds with the guy, I hope so
>>158321838>posts a pic of Gane losing by submission, not a KO
>>158321804Because these ai slop ratings are shit
>>158321792I hate him so fucking much
>>158321851it was actually a KO to his throat
>>158321826The warmest pussy I've ever felt was black, I completely understand jungle fever. I wouldn't marry and have kids with one though
if you don't love Gane's skills, you unironically don't understand MMA
Not gay but Movsar is so handsome lads
Picobros, how are we feeling? ngl, I'm nervous.
>>158321902It's a shame you're not a teenager girl, you could have had a shot with him
>>158321850No can do. Yan needs to increase bandwidth. I wan't to see that Pissrab Kwablishvili heemed.
>>158321851stop seething like a reddit ass bitch
Based 'zar
>>158321918>17>teenagerCome on now
Usman vs Movsar for the Sexiest Daddy belt
>>158321914I'm not dudes a killer he's gunna knock this fool out.
When is the dom fight? I want to see comedic fights.
I got Reyes here.
>>158321920I don't know if we'll see Merab get heemed, but I do think Yan is gonna punish the body more than we saw in the 2nd fight
the goyim are so lost man
>>158321918>teenager girlAlmost Ranjeet almost
>>158321931if the number ends with teen that's what makes a teenager
>the guy that some say got robbed against "the GOAT" of mma is fighting in the prelims yeah im thinkin jon jones actually sucks
I hope more Ukrainian missiles hit chechnya and dagestan, I fucking hate brazzas
>>158321927I have a Hijabi fetish, so thank you Movsar
>>158321942I hope so. Keita is good. he's quick and very capable of putting away anyone he lands on. I hope Pico shows his best defensive performance and wrestles a lot to break up Keita's timing & confidence
I didn't realize it was in abu dhabi did I miss good fights
>>158321967Glad you're respecting your superiors and sparing Ingushetia
>>158321994no lol
>>158321927kek>>158321969be wary of this demon
>>158321994Not really, mostly uneventful
>>158321994yeah there were a few good heems and at least one high quality decision
>>158320576Joe VolkaBEASTky Merab the HumbleTemirovKunievPico
My walkout if I was a brazzahttps://youtu.be/uVAYrghIJoE?is=413RwMx1Te0F2UWu
>>158322005this guy gets it
>>158321969more like making white boys say UH OH STINKY
PROPSFORKNOWING
>they're still making CODslop
Modern Warfare 4 should be good.
>>158321947Hope so. I can't stand the cringy wierdo georgian leprechaun
nvr 4get
>>158321969PFWOAR WHY'S IT SMELL LIKE LOW TIDE ALL OF THE SUDDEN??!!!
More like the Devastated, he's been heemed a bunch of times
Let's go reyes
>>158321804how come your tribe got kicked out 109 times?
>>158321994it's been pretty bad today tbqfh >wmma fight sucked>steele vs gugnon was good>oki vs santos mostly sucked>vagaev vs malkoun sucked>thicknesse vs chopurov was ok >dawson vs aliev mostly sucked>abus vs rowston was a quick finish>yak vs krylov was a quick finish
THE DEVASTATOR
I refuse to believe women let their vaginas stinkThey wash it right?
wario vs waluigi type matchup
>>158322116God I hope not
Props to the commentary for knowing murzakonov
>>158322116quintessential mma post
>>158322116Some do, some don't but frankly it's always bacteria ridden to some extent
>This kid
>>158322116they put blankets over their women for a reason b and its not to hide their looks
HEEEEEEEEM BANDICOOTY
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM STOPPY
>>158322140kek
Title run starts now!
heeeeeeeeem fraudy
HEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMM
HEEEEEEEEEEM STOPPYLETS FUCKING GO
has anyone itt taken a flush full power calf kick?DEVASTATOR HEEEEEEEEEM
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
HEEEEEEEEM
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM COMBINATIONSTITLE RUN STARTS
Goddamn reyes is back again maybe
HOLY XHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
HEEEEEEEEEEM
REYES HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMING
BRAZZAS IN THE BIN
dont tell me murzakanov got bitched by jon's father
REYES WINS BY CTEMAXX
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
DOMINATOR BROS WE DID IT
And the crowd goes mild!
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
BEANED
THE REYESURCTION STARTS AGAIN
I'm genuinely happy bros
just move down brazza.
Hairline bros we're back
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>158322100Not my tribe, I'm Christian.
Damn it's good to be a Reyes believer
>>158320576EvloevMerabKavanaghVolkovPico
>heemed by costa in front of trump>heemed by reyes in hadjivilletime to cut this bum
HAHAHAHAsomeone poast the webm
Just how good is Jon Jones?
>>158322178He isn't beating Ulberg or Stirling so it won't matter
>>158322214how does it feel being the underclass in an apartheid state
highkick was there
>MURZAAAAAAAAACK
I BOY reyes
The Reyenlightenment era is a go...
HEEEEEEEEEEMAzamat is a heartlet. 1 loss to Costa kwabd him. Good job for Reyes
>>158322116define a stinky vagina. like rotten fish or eggs or something? never experienced that. but even pussy you're happy to eat out has a tart or fishy taste/smell to it. I mean it's human sushi after all
Props for heeming murzakonov
>>158322222NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>158322222dem digits though
Muslim piggies ain't doing so good....
yeah, I'm afraid that's a kwab, folks
>>158322222Lets go another title run
I lost a lot of money today thanks you fat fuck Russian
>>158322222Yeah you were saying he'd never win again after the spann fight
>>158320576VolkYanLone'erVolkovKeita
>>158322229It's not fun here, and they're cruel to my Christian brothers in Lebanon. I'd like to leave.
>>158322213https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27zx1ZV7nHQ
>>158321877>As you can see, Peter, yes. I have betrayed our people. But you don't understand. You don't understand the heaven that is going up to your pelvis in dark meat. They really are like animals, just like my father always told me. "No son of mine would be caught dead courting a nigress." But once you've had a taste, Sally from Sunday school who was saving herself for our marriage just doesn't cut it anymore. I was 25 when I had my first rumble in the jungle. And you know what I did, Peter? For 15 years I prowled street corners sweeping up every black mama I could find. Big ones, fat ones, short ones, tall ones. Fatherless half-breeds litter the streets of New York. They still tell stories about me in Harlem, hoots from old ladies about Adrian "Massa" Toomes and his bag of whips. If you're gonna do this, Pete, you better go all the way. Show my daughter why we've been running the world for thousands of years.
THIS NIGGA CRYING
>>158322244Idk I never had sexLike a foul odor
feel bad for Murzakanov :(great job by Reyes though
Someone webm the twerk azamat did
DC flexxin on the arabs with his gold watch?
>>158322254No I thought he'd still be a decent can crusher but Ulberg literally minced him in like 2 mins. You can't seriously think he beats a healthy Ulberg ever.
>>158322276where do you think he got the watch from?
DC a bit extra retarded tonight?
>>158322267pussy is acquired taste. like I said, think of it like human sushi but also different because it's living tissue and we all have bacteria and bodily fluids have a wide range of flavors/smells. it's not like eating strawberries if that's what you're asking lol it's a funk that you basically get used to and enjoy due to the sexual nature of it. you're not gonna want to drink pussy flavored sparkling water or something
>>158322289Switzerland it's a yellow gold rolex day date with a champagne dial.
>>158322253More like, >thank you brazzza churkaThe only notable real russians from Russia on the roster are Volkov, big Pav, and very arguably Yan.
>Dom heems blobby Russian.Feels good, man.
blob bros...
I switched my pick last minute from Reyes by rd1 KO to Assmat
>>158320576VolkMerabTemirovVolkovPico
>>158322317KWAB
Putting your lips on a vagina is the ultimate sign that you are a homosexual.
>>158322309this is a cool meme you should be proud of your country with this meme
>>158322116I wash my cock every day and it still stinks
new>>158322328>>158322328>>158322328>>158322328
stream me up pls
Yan is Dugin's ubermensch personifiedChinese-Russian-Caucasian mutt
>>158322325Thanks fellow heemster
>>158322317
>>158320576Alexander Volkanovski Petr Yan Lone'er Kavanagh Alexander Volkov Aaron Pico
>>158320576volkyantemirovvolkovpico
>>158320576VolkanovskiYanKavanaghVolkovPico
>>158320576VolkMerabTemirovVolkovPicoin before the fight started. add me to the picks
>>158320576volkmerablonervolkovpico
>Black invader who is LE BBC once again proved they can't fight in the respectable way.
>>158322037something about Costa just makes me laugh. dude is goofymaxxing
