>>158320282
finland
t. guru
is the anon from last thread right that pussy tastes tart or fishy? that doesn't seem too bad
paulo costa bros our case for a title shot just fucking evaporated
First for movdaddy
>rinse>repeat
>>158322350https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-X-VoKVrqg>>158322358Reyes v Costa would be good
everyone loves quick heems but that just makes the pacing suckfinna be a 30 minute break here
>>158322356once when I was fishing my dog went into the bushes and found a dead fish and rolled it in the stink was so bad that it'd make you gag we through in the river and put in the back of the 4wd before we drove home
>>158322356what no one tells you is that if you're asking those questions, the literal second you get close to a pussy your brain will turn into vanilla pudding and I promise you will not be thinking about the smell
evloev by fluke injury tko. by god i see it so clearly
guru looks like he cried a lot before the stream
>>158322382reddit ass bitch go watch boxing
>>158322376Heartlet
thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYjZK_6i37M&list=RDOYjZK_6i37M&start_radio=1
>>158322388>Pool status?Closed.
>>158322392eh idk anon i had a fwb once who was great in bed but she had a weird smell. not like fishy or bad necessarily, just an odd pussy smell. i did not like going down on her and i didn't like my room smelling like it after we finished
>>158322396Guru's back? I thought he died
Yan by murderVolkov by tkoVolk by KOKeita by decision Temir by ko
Is Azamat just flushed or did he just get found out?
>>158322426look no offense, but you're a fag
>>158322389sounds terrible but we love dogs so we put up with their tomfoolery>>158322392so even if it tastes/smells like a rancid fart you don't care cuz you're about to get laid?
why is din thomas important enough that they bring him up all the freaking time? Off fights on fights they call him up in the middle of fights to hear him give some generic ass advice. Who is he and what did he do that that qualifies him to rape my face every fight night black ass nigggaaaaaa
>>158322426I wouldn't go down on a woman unless I liked her enough to be in a relationship with her
>>158322439yes, if you are a straight man, aside from it literally being rotten or riddled with warts and shit you will not care
A fucking panel? They're trying to be legit now lol
>>158322439>but we love dogswe do, but monkeys on the other hand...
>>158322437no offense takenidk what was wrong with her maybe it was diet bitch was vegan
>>158322392That doesn't mean it's not repugnant that's just men being pathetically horny
>>158322434The latter. He either learns to defend headkicks or he becomes a free win forever.
Sucking a cock is less gay than going down on a woman btw
>>158322463my mom had a pet monkey as a kid :)>>158322456hmm is it a requirement to eat pussy to have sex? Idk if I want to go down on some random woman. also isn't that how you get throat cancer
>>158322392>>158322437You niggas don't know about rotten tomato pussy>>158322426You might know it. But if you still was able to fuck with it, you a nasty ass nigga.
>>158322449He's daners friend. He did a show with daner and the bald guy that beat gsp
>someone saying eatin a woman out mfw
Gf just went out of town to visit her sister time to open up a brewski and watch some heems with the boyzzzz
>>158322479lol spammy jr
>>158322491>my mom had a pet monkey as a kid :)based non american
>>158322328Fuck Dana
I know what to do if a pussy even comes close to me…
>>158322479>tf>tp
>>158322491it's certainly not a requirement, but if you're into her and she blows you be kind and reciprocate
>>158322491>also isn't that how you get throat cancerIf they have HPV then yes, other than that it's either herpes or some other guy's spunk
lads should I play Kingdom Come if I want a medieval grand adventure rpg?
Reminder
just woke up from a bender, what did I miss lads? (only 10am here)
Whittaker is commentary mogging din thomas and hes seething
>>158322531BASED
>>158322501south of the bordeeeeeeer
>>158322550Europa Universalis IV
ETHAN KLEIN CHEATED ON HILA WTF?????????
>>158322567isn't that more of a strategy game. I want to walk around and shit
I have never seen a vagina
>>158322565you know what's up
>>158322575with you?
>>158322356Thats dirty bitches. Clean girls dont taste like anything, maybe mild piss taste at worst. And yes this happens>>158322392You just get into it and go beast mode shits awesome
YOU FINNA KNOW IT
>>158322567EU5 >
>>158322550never played 1 but 2 was amazing if you want medieval grand rpg it is that to a fucking t.
>>158322556HEEMask someone to post it
>>158322501but Junior gave legendary head. so are you saying you secretly take immense pride in whistling through the wheat field?
REAL INTROhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_MXxIt1JTchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_MXxIt1JTchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_MXxIt1JTc
>>158322550Kingdom Come never felt like a grand adventure to me, but it is an excellent game.>>158322587Definitely not EUIV, also a great game but it's a map game. Mount and Blade is good
If Reyes was good he'd be awesome
>>158322479
>>158322637
Ron Perlman is starting so sound a bit too old for the promo, he's slurring the words. Also, why does he narrate the promos for Little Donny's favorite sports organization?
>>158322625>>158322638nice thanks guys. I'll give it a shot after the card
>>158322625Greasy ass bee yetch
*enters the thread*
>>158322328Trump is fucking nuts, but that dance was based desu
>>158322645kek
Co-Main are fighting over the cjhance to keep Chiwiwi's belt warm
how are y'all having sex without eating pussy first? the whole point of foreplay is to open the woman up (and get you naturally lubed up assuming your dick isn't cut) so that you can actually penetrate her without pain. I guess you could use lube or butter or something as a shortcut but for me it's satisfying to get a woman going so I can get in there naturally without either of us hurtingalso the best feeling is when a girl is so horny from getting fucked well that her vagina expands and you can go balls deep. it's a great contrast to when you go too deep too quick and your dick head rams into her cervical wall, which hurts like a bitch
*leaves*
>>158322587unironically play witcher 3I haven't played blood of the dawn walker yet
ONE. LAST. RUN.
>>158322740*returns in six weeks just to be heemed one last time*
>>158322732my girl usually sucks my dick a bit first or i slowly get in there assuming she's not wet
BROS PLEASE GIVE PICO YOUR POWER \\o//
>>158322632I don't have sugar in my tank I'm not european.
>>158322376>>158322770levels
>>158322732if you are a chad they are automatically wset
>>158322732>how are y'all having sex without eating pussy firstSome men do not need to do this, I'm not saying it's heemsters here but plenty of Chads do not need foreplay to get women aroused or to please them sexually
>>158322796
>>158322501Up in da club
last minute picks>Kieta>Volkov>Lone’er>Merab>Volkanovski
Never understood the appeal of sexSeems too much of a hassle
American adverts are crazy
>>158322789my ex really enjoyed giving head but I've never in my life come from a blowjob. I think it's a me problem>>158322836>>158322832guys that's like saying you're rock hard just from seeing a woman. unless you're sexually deprived that usually doesn't happen. you're gonna want to squeeze their tits and body and make out and stuff. it's just normal no matter how looking you are>>158322853it's not
Hi uhh... Stream please...
Give me strem pls
>>158322328>enters UFC 333: Volk vs Evloev thread>they're talking about eating pussy>leaves thread
i stopped following the sport for a year, why does heem hate kieta?
>>158322853the unfortunate truth is that its way better when you're drunk/high or both
>>158322853Honestly it is, but it feels really good, especially when you're drunk
>>158322867>>158322868pee pee vee dot ess tee
>>158322867>>158322868
>>158322874He black
>>158322328I have Shane Gillis fatigue
>>158322867>>158322868https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-X-VoKVrqg>>158322874I don't hate Keita, but I really like Pico
>>158322885<3
>recruitmen ads with white menugh, the iran war will end soon, right?
>>158322866her pussy is crazy tight so its in her best interest, but the getting in there slowly is just as good but i tend to bust faster especially after she cums because that pussy just gets tighter
>>158322874I just like his opponent more
>>158322911Navy Special Forces be all that you can be.
>>158322911will kick off again after the midterms, effectively bringing an end to the world
hairline : heemed
Keita looks gassed
Looseanus keita
>>158322328Is it just me or does Pico look like Shia Labeouf?
>>158322926yeah my ex gf couldn't take more than 2 fingers usually. I think I got to 3 once but not even sure. that feeling when you first penetrate and stretch out pussy is unmatched
>>158322866>that's like saying you're rock hard just from seeing a womanThis isn't uncommon? Men and women are not the same, stop with this libtard idealist shite. You're literally the same guy bragging about slurping a roastie's cunt as long as it isn't literally riddled with HIV. Do you think a woman would go anywhere near a dick that hasn't been washed or is rife with smegma? Maybe if you're Chad but women are not desperate and/or horny like men are. It's impossible to have a genuine discussion with people like you because your entire success with women is built around coping about shortcomings and pretending every man is equal.
Why is Paramount running propaganda?
>>158322992Ellison is trying to be the new Soros
>>158322992It’s called an ad you retard
JUNGLE BEATS BLASTING
>>158323018Honestly? Respect.
>nigga sounds
Keita is an overhand merchant, I think Pico should be able to beat him fairly easily
>>158322988I have no idea what you're talking about. you're combining multiple anons. women are just as horny as men. I'm not giga chad but I'm an above average normie. the fact you're getting angry about this makes me think you haven't been with many, if any, women. otherwise you'd just stay chill. but you're acting like someone's trying to shatter your worldview lol
>>158322987she's short as fuck so my entire dick just gets clamped
>>158323049MMA?
>>158322977Racist jap thinking all white people look the same baka (he kind of does).
This belgian lad is funny looking
all sites are down for me even shrimp, ant links precious anons
AARON PICO!!!!!!!!!!
>>158323074huh wat u mean
AARONFUCKINGPICOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>158323063having sex increases your heeming power>>158323085https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-X-VoKVrqg
>>158323085crackstreams or sportsurge
Friendly Reminder that Aaron Pico is from a rich Mexican family. They used to own Los Angeles when it was part of Mexico.
AARON FUCKIN' PICO!
>>158322977More like Pedro Pascal
Today we are ALL mexican
>>158323107his family invented pico de gallo
>>158323107I think his lineage traces back to the first governor of California or something cool like that
>>158323074what do you mean? he looks like he'd be king Leopold's right hand man
could be the last we see of pico ladsenjoy it
>>158323107pico del mayo
>>158323123>>158323123picks were in before the fight started. add me pls
whys 7 being promoted but not the new mw4
euros talk shit but this guy is the average euro
>>158323150He beat Pitbull last time, so I doubt it
>>158323143hehehe
>>158323107after so many generations, does it even mean anything apart from owning a couple acres of land
>>158323105thanks but THEY ARE ALL DOWN IM MISSING THE HEEMSare all the sites the same for you anons?
>>158323150he'll fight again either way unless something horrific happens (God forbid)let's go Pico!
that nigga loose eenie look syndromic
>>158323168because no one wants to play that crap
>>158323176No they're not your isp is raping youUse a vpn
That was easy
PICO POOOOOWER
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO
HEEEEEEEEEEEM PICOHEEEEEEEEM
Uhhh early?
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HEEEM STOPPY AAARRON FUUUCKIIINGPIIIICOOOOOOOO
HEEM STOPPY
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
KWAB
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
shit stoppage
BUCK BROKEN IN RECORD TIME
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
HEEEEEEM
LEVELS
LOSENEFUCKINGKEITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
POOR LITTLE BLAKBOI
>>158323105I totally forgot about sportsurge man wtfHaven't been frequenting this place in the last 2 years too
yep went how I expected.
:O
>Pico didn't get HEEMEDImpossible
Heem s'pose
pico developed some fight iq
TSSUUUUUUUUUUU
PICO PALS WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK
HEEMMMM
>europeans
HEEEEEEEEEEM EARLY
Early stoppage
>Bellator can crushing bout in the maincard
fuck picks. this is better outcome.
Pico
PICOGODS WE DID IT!!!!!!!
Really paul he was looking away from the shots? fucking retard
Blacks simply cannot fight.
he dropped him with a feint ahahahaha
Yeah I saw this coming from a mile away Keita is buns, complete physicality merchant. Pico isn't great and has a glass jaw but he'll always be miles better than a guy like Keita
[BUCK BREAKING INTENSIFIES]
cazzies actually thought meme celebration man would beat pico
Blk bois sisters this isn't our day...
BUCK STATUS???
>>158323243Retard
>>158323268AARONFUCKINGPICO
>>158323085Streem.gg/freestreamBest & least delayed stream
is pico the new parlay poison master? textbook glass canon
>>158323302whatchu mean b
Pico transferred his chinniness to Keita
>Steele & Pico both heem on the same cardthis is the neet bong's worst nightmare. he might never (You) me again
>>158323238cool it with the antisemitic remarks
Aaron hit him wit dat Pico de gallo
Loserene Keita just had his belgium citizenship revoked and is on the way to the ukraine front
>>158323332off by one
Pico de Guy-O (no homo)
Bodied that buck
>>158323324B R O K E N, keita has forcefully been elected for buck breaking 3: keitajiggaboo edition where he plays the main character who is a black man that has to watch massa take his buck wife into the house and break her
MMA Joey is live btw make sure to watch his stream toohttps://youtube.com/watch?v=P8A6iTd-ESM
Losene "Aaron Pico" Keita
>>158323175Thats pretty much what happens. You have so many descendants that the inheritance keeps getting split up and everyone gets their own land.Its Los Angeles land though so its very valuable. So a bunch of them are millionaires just off land holdings.
Is Pico honorary Moroccan now?
>>158323369
Pico disparó crema ardiente por el ano de un chico negro afeminado
>>158323311Keita isn't bad and Pico has the potential to be great despite a weaker chin. just in terms of a very narrow comparison, GSP didn't have the best chin either
Morocco your boy got it done!
Why does he keep autistically grabbing his own wrist
>your majestypathetic
Actually dogshit stoppage, gay as fuck and ruins these cards
>>158323176Have you tried using a VPN?
Harun Al Piko, Moroccan patriot
>>158323394eso es lo que le da el rico sabor papi
>>158323375
Idiot
Ranking squatters put on notice
>>158323355i know...
Aaron Abdul Pico Al Muhammad
>>158323396Never compare GSP to fucking Aaron Pico ever again
>>158323375>not picking Picofucking wutis this board really all just redditors?
Boku no Pico landed a good heem. Hopefully he gets a bonus
I thought this UFC was supposed to be in France, then I saw all the towelheads in the audience and wasn't sure
dana pays his fighters peanuts so they have to beg foreign monarchs for bonuses
>>158323319Nah they already been over this with the fighters, you can't LE CHIN while getting hit in the face/head on the ground with little movement. Even if you don't get knocked out completely, taking shots like that is spelling ALS in your future. Stoppage all the time. Just a part of the game.
Very homoerotic ad
>>158323420Geeeeeeeeeg
>>158323369Uhhhhhh… No.
>>158323432When you get zeemed by Lerome Bumphy you can't blame the doubters
Why was he fellating Morocco? Isn't this event in Abu Schaubi?
heem
>>158323432A lot of anons saw nothing but a black guy vs glass joe and just assumed they've seen this matchup before
>>158323375I, the furchad, still in it
>>158323420EVERYONE LAUGH AT THE BRIT RETARD
I like Pico calling for a rematch and shaming all the ranking squatterswill never understand how he isn't a /heem/ favorite>>158323430I'm comparing them narrowly in terms of chin strength. Pico has the skills to be great and his chin alone won't hold him back from achieving greatness if he can put the rest togetherI'm not saying he'll be an ATG. but he definitely can be great
>>158323437based Dana spreading different cultures
>>158323436Nahh abu dhabi, LE FIGHT ISLAND.
>>158323459Pico tranes ufc in Morroco sometimes. They have good kickboxers to spar.
>>158323425didnt you forget something anon....
>>158323461He was attempting the same thing Ilia did to heem Max except the black dude already had his hand way lower than it should so trying to trap it wasn't necessary at all.
>>158323459He has been training in Morocco for a while. Maybe the king paid him to join his harem or something
>>158323436If your racism was on point you'd know gulf arabs aren't the ones immigrating
>>158323481well go figure, saudis getting heemed by houthis but still are TKO ready to sacrifice the entire roster for cryptocum bucks
>>158323420nice one spammo>>158323454it's the neet bong that always pots Aaron "XXX" Pico whenever I post. I assume he knows I'm posting because he's a janny. he does the same thing with Kody Steele. Idk why he's so autistic about both of them but apparently telling /heem/ to watch their fights and that they'll be good fighters was unforgivable in his spergish mind
>>158323489daddy's mob money can never fix being under 2 m tall lmao
>>158323461doo was finna get diaz slapped before getting chinned
>>158323489I feel like arman is a fraud like tate
Movdaddy with the Porno shades
>picks heemed
>>158323506oh I know it isnt them, why would they leave their kingdoms and shit
Losene "Spergish Mind" Keita
>>158323461Upon further review this dude took a diveyet another rigged match
>>158323375>King Willie damn, it's been a minute since i've last watched predator 2
>>158323515I know he is a janny. I just wish he was one of the ones that got doxxed last year, He is also Pick em Bong and might be spammy in /box/ too, not sure yet.
>>158323461hey are you the same webm anon who post in the football threads?and btw did the ukranian guy fight this card or is he on the next one?
Did this Mountain Dew commercial steal the bass beat from Primus' Tommy The Cat?
>>158322977Shia is he was jackedwtf is pico on?
Volkov below Poatan isn't right.
>>158323526Nah Arman is legit rich his family is set for generations. Tate is poor mans rich, hes got some money but its not that much.
Pico fell for the honeypot
Where's Madame Xneed at
>>158323526his dad is an immensely successful developer for the Russian government I believe
>>158323552PURE DRED MAN!!!aint no stoppin what cant be stopped
>>158323518>>158323526how come armenians in russia are always in the far east?
>>158323579
>>158323579did she hang for this? inshallaah
arman eat ENTIRE MENU!?!? :FIRE: :EGGPLANT: :SQUIRT:
>>158323555all I remember from the 4chan hack is that the head mod is >a fucking leaf
>>158323467Based
Volkov needs a win.
>>158323573no one cares b
Arman eats donkey penis
>>158323628When does a fighter ever not need a win?
Pidor Can, I fear.
>>158323579Liberals and /pol/tards tricking these bitches into thinking they're not white is so annoying.
>>158323573Alex got flushed so bad he doesnt deserve to be ranked
>>158323643Nate Diaz
>>158323639camel penis not taste so bad brother
>>158323085>all sites are down for me even shrimphave you been sleeping under a rock Pedro? La Liga de mierda blocks streaming sites while matches are playinghttps://hayahora.futbol/use a VPN
Volkov via split decision. gives hunter a reason to skip him over again.
>>158323607lol I somehow memory holed that retarded house speaker we had for four years, what a fuckin DEI hire
>>158323643Tuivasa
>>158323489does he also have a Jack tramp stamp?
6 7
>>158323621This site is owned by a Japanese guy. He made the original chan board(2ch) and then he bought this ripoff(4chan) from that one white guy. I think all these boards are modded by a japanese person. Only they would be this strict with moderation. They ban constantly now.
VOLKOV COME ON
>>158323630i care b >>158323628volkov will heem mark my words b
>>158323556> same webm anon who post in the football threadsyes
>>158323663>football organization can issue range bans to peoplethe absolute fucking state of Spain man, it's a shame because Spain is paradise on earth and i've been over 10 times all over the country but what is this nonsense
>>158323611Far east is whiter than Moscow/St. Petersburg>Based as fuck Volkov walkoutHe's gonna lose....
Volkanovski looking good man
russian metal is so kino
>>158323698This is Joe from street fighter
volko is balding..
It feels so weird watching MMA after watching some old heavyweight boxing videos on youtube. Old boxers ate haymakers from 100 kg steroid beasts and were still standing and trading. Watching the UFC, fighters get knocked out from a little tap on the chin
>>158323681yeah makes sense>that one white guyanon... not like this... moot lives on in our heartsI like the limited moderation 2bh. if you want to spam slurs or be a schizo do it in /pol/ or /b/. I want /heem/ to be about heems and the occasional funposts that aren't hate-fueled
Big Volk Lil Volk
>>158323663I see Spainiards live in a similar shithole to us
volkov my nigga please
>got rid of the gay corn rowsComrade Volkov is gonna heem
>>158323663that's what you get when goyball runs the country
>>158323611papa Stalin and his favourite gulags.
>>158323686Thanks, now I'm calm. Enough with the brazza churkas
>>158323727the rows really were gay
I have a feeling Volkov's gonna get heemed
the new volkov tattoo sucks ngl. Looked way cooler on him having this giant full back tattoo without anything on the front
>>158323639does it boost test, or do you have to eat the balls as well for that to happen
Why my stream has paramount commercial in progress after the fucking walkout? What is that for? Just wondering how this paramount streaming offering works?
holy moly volkovs hair looks good tbqh
>>158323573Alex is a 2 division champion in 2 different sports. Volkov got fucked good by Gane. They’re not the same.
Fatbrazza
Let's go Volkov!
>>158323688??? Our ISPs do the same thing at the order of the premier league
>>158323663All of Europe(EU members) has really strict internet blocking. UK has it even worse. They eventually are going to block all the cool sites and force people to use gay ass reddit and sites like threads. They dont even like twitter(x)
>>158323675who knows b, why dont you go to one of the RAf events and check it out for /heem/ >>158323687arigatou gozaimasu anon i appreciate your hard work, gambarou >>158323695what does that have anything to do with my question? >>158323729im talking about the recent time not 80 years ago b >>158323732no problem b im happy that you managed to calm down
>>158323752Some are comparing it with the lush mane of Conor McGregor
>>158323726wtf
I have volkov over guntiev
KILL HIM VOLKOV
>>158323726I'm seeing double here. Four Volks!
>>158323751They try and squeeze ads in every moment they can
Flushed tats on Volkov
>>158323752guru said its receiding again i dont have the stream on right now so i´ll take your word over guru´s b
volkovs tattoo really does look like shit on the front, what the fuck even is that
didn't Kuniev struggle against a low level HW in his debut? I know he's been doing well since but that kind of thing is hard to forget
>>158323763
Over status?
>ranked 7 heavyweight>never heard of himabsolute bum division
>>158323763how do you think random Russians like guskov and shevie ended up in Stans? works same there.
brazzas...im not so sure about this night
38 year old russian looks like 17 year old male model
>>158323797it's enough to style well so it's fine. he just has to avoid strong winds
>>158323782Yes but there's no ad I just see blue screen with commercial in progress. Doesn't paramount do ppvs? Who shees those ads then? People there live?
Volkov looking pretty handsome
>>158323812The divine wind, the kamikaze
>>158323818Is he looking pretty or is he looking handsome? Make up your mind haha
DRAGO DRAGO DRAGO
Redditeira would have been heemed in that exchange
Fatty is gonna win
Fat guy that can throw kicks? That's unfair
>>158323818slavs are the most beautiful race
heavyweight needs bf% limits
>>158323762>All of Europe(EU members) has really strict internet blockingNo.
>>158323838you now remember Chris Barnett
Striking brazza are a meme
>volkov
>>158323833...I- don't know kyaaaa
Volkov has that Stalingrad stare
Volkfather is beating the shit of this bum
nutty free point
>>158323791That was octagon jitter tho
that fat blobs gonna drop dead in the third
kwab
>>158323763>what does that have anything to do with my question?Wouldn't you want to go to the nicer side of Russia if you had to go to Russia?Also, can catch a stray Mongolian qt every now and then.
>>158323875could be. he's looking decent so far but Volkov is controlling
Bro this nigga’s hair is really impeccable
volk 10-9
volkov feelin froggy
Volkov has this, he's basically in cruise control
>>158323791Curtis Blaydes?
fat fuck is gassed already
oooohhh kuniev jiggling in the pocket
Will this washed geezer retire after he gets heemed in the 2nd?
Blobbros we're out of gas already....
The absolute state of the heavyweight division. I can't believe there's not a better population of heavyweights. Statistically that's just not realistic. Or what do these heavyweights do? Other sports?
>>158323791Almeida? He was top 5 at the time
Volkov should just side kick him and head kick from time to time
Volkov is copying dasn hooker
This shit’s wmma tier. If they’re training partners then they’re going for a glorified sparring session.
>shorter guy closes the distance and puts the taller opponent against the fence>instead of fighting at close range he disengageswhy?
is Volkov the smartest fighter in the UFC on top of being 6'9?
The mudslime looks like ralph pootawn
kuniev has the most bara build ever
Hopefully Volkov leaves his gloves in the 'gon. This is sad watching him get wrecked by a Burger King employee
Shades of a slurper I fear
>>158323932he was exposed as a sophist by the school of gane
Fuck need to go on a beer run these fat fucks need to end this early to give me a chance
>>158323901>>158323926I think I'm tripping. struggling against Blaydes isn't a bad look. or maybe Blaydes looked washed and Kuniev still struggled. either way I didn't watch very closelyVolkov is looking pretty good this fight
Causasian bros today is not our day
GODdard heems both of these bums
>>158323888checked hmmm i havent thought of that b....
>>158323924there is, but they are playing basketball/handegg/rugby
Bro looking magnificent
fat blob jumping and flipping and slipping all over the place
good thing this is a 3 rounder.
>heavyweight division>going to decision Wtf does this happen often
is Volkov better now in his bulky form or was he better before as a lanklet who used more karate combinations?
i forgot how boring Volkov fights are
yeah im thinking this semen slupring division isnt for me
>>158323932He's an old internet nerd that was naturally gifted with a good build for fighting.You probably played him in DOTA more than once in your youth.
>>158323955Gane is clinically retarded so I'm not so sure if that means much
Hate this fat blob, he's very obviously a roider too
Volkov getting heemed by a burger flipper
>>158323990He's a pitter patter decision merchant, thank fuck Gane robbed him
the brazza is showing more hearthokit peems (pressure heems) volkov btw
>heavyweight pitter pattergrire
>mfw /heem/ is realizing in real time that Joshua Van, the tiniest of manlets, is the savior of Heem FC
the reconquista of russian mma begins here
The flyweights are gonna go crazy after this
look at this weeb
Adverts of cornering is so fucking gay
1-1 maybe? Volkov didn't through as much as he should have and got clipped a couple of times
could be 1-1 or 2-0 Volkov
>>158324006>try to think of one event Gane didn't turn into kino by spectacle or by seethe>i can'twe do not deserve that man
>>158323924gane makes these two look like they're moving in 0.25 speed
falling asleep
I dont understand these volkov glazers none of his fights are impressive and i didnt mind the gane decision
>>158323944sneed is fighting?
Why volk corner told him he needs a finish
>>158323932He does have an engineering degree from the Russian university equivalent of Harvard.
you just know that Volkov wears a kimono at home
Why didn't Volkov get Russian prison tattoos instead of weeb tats with homosexual undertones?
how the fuck did cyril gane lose against volkov? shouldn't be possible
Why has everyone put on bedsheets? Halloween?
>>158324064broke his foot early and turned into a ploddy plodster which is not his style at all
That leg is giving up
Volkov soundly won unfortunately 30-27 to the fat goatfucker
Volkov about to get robbed
Volkov needs to keep body kicking him.These fat boys don't like body shots at all.
volkov fuckin sucks dude lmao
kuniev is so ass bro
>>158324064he didn't lose + Volkov resorted to wrestling because he conceded the striking advantage
SUBBBINGTAPPPPY
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMthe audience has been made sleepy
kuniev is literally me (a fat retard)
TAPESTANIS LMAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>158324102Volkov is literally so old he was born in the Soviet Union
THE FAT BLOB IS GETTING CHOKED BY A 17 YEAR OOOOLD OOOOOOOH
Kek fatboy just gave up
>its very painful for kunievfor you...
Give Volkov the title shot
WHAT A SLURPAAA
>>158324114>>158324118>>158324126you guys need to take your meds. the fight went to a UD
2-1 Volkov
the power of having no neck
volkov called him a churka...
Why are doggystanis so pathetic now?
how do you not finish that bros strength is totally gone absolutely needs to retire
>be a fat fuck>no neck to choketake that jui juitsu "fighters"
Brazzas? In the fucking bin.
is kuniev pillowfisted or something? he landed clean multiple times on volkov and it didnt even faze him
29-28 Kuniev
yeah Gane would KWAB him. give him Pereira if he somehow wins against Pav.
>>158324044I just looked that up, that's impressive. good for him.
kuniev fucked you kid, fucked you good
Kunnyev would be a good test for Raple.
>>158324159With the death of Abdulmanap the thread of prophecy was severed....
>>158324123Volkov is so old that he fought Ricco Rodriguez
>>158324164bin em m8
The defenders of the Motherland weep at that performance
>two top ten heavyweight fighters on the planetlmao
PICKS INTACT
FAZZA'S PLAN REFUTED BY EASTERN ORTHODOX RUSSIAN GODS
Title shot! Title shot! Title shot!
give me GANE!
Volkov should never fight for the title after this slop
muh win
DESU I dont see volkov winning to gane, maybe flushtan or hokkit
MOTHER
I'm glad that UFC fighters as a whole have gotten good enough at TDD & anti-wrestling to force a change in the meta. that's a great part of the sport's continued evolution
>>158324211kek yeah wtf was that awkward ass nigga
>Danzig plays after fightbased
>>158324201mfw
>>15832421741-11 while still being a top 3 fighter on the planet is mental
Chad Russian Orthodox Giant vs. Evil Avaricious Bald Irish Atheist
BASED ALJO
Volkov didn't do nothing and won. Absolutely on cruise control. Brazza gassed, pulled every trick in the book, lost. Yeah, Sasha is too methodical and kinda boring, but he gets the job done
Hokit beats this bum
Chael said it best: Nobody gives a fuck about Volkov because he's a no dimes shitter.
You don't wanna get hit with those DEVASTATING Merab knees to the thigh
kinda has lamaze vibes
>>158324239he did what he had to do. it was maybe a little boring but Volkov isn't the sort of guy to get into firefights. I'm sure he still hates the way he lost to Derrick Lewis after schooling him all fight. Volkov is a big credit to the HW division
Chael said it best: *SLUURRRPP*
sexo
>>158324239That same style is why he lost to Gane. It's a risky play
Hype
>>158324239yeah sanya did good hope the ufc wont fuck him over for his next fight
>Arlovski
>>158324264PUTA
the stats say gane is fucked lmao
>>158324258those pretend choke attempts were a masterclass in MMA round winning
>>158324281Belarussian 100% Slav heemer vs crypto swede pitter patterer
>>158324275
>>15832426632 of 62 already donezo
>>158324266/heem/ btfo as usual
LAST FIGHT THREAD>>158324316>>158324316>>158324316
>>158324266heh you guys are terrible at this game
its so funny that plumber bod is genuinely the most terrifying body to have in this sport
Picks intact like a foreskinBake that cheese nigga boursin
>>158324264They get so much prettier when they're not dressed like whores #inshallah
>>158324266
>>158324312random guessing would have us at 15, /heem/ is very knowledgeable
>>158324314I'm surprised almost nobody picked Reyes. The guy beat Jon Jones.
>>158323643derek lewis
>>158324123Volkov and DC both started pro in 2009
