cougs fc edition
What game we watching
>>158325905That is college lacrosse champion Tyler Buchner to you, faggot
>>158325918ucla/mich st
>>158325918the one with the most asian women in it
>>158325918aggies bama
My faggie faggots are gonna booty blast alabummer
>>158325918MormonsDiscount Mahomes
this draft was supposed to be a QB's draft but nah there is not one good qb in the entire draft most should go 3rd or 4th round
I want to watch hard nosed, old school teams playing for the love of the game, not NIL money. Which game do I watch right now?
post more asian girls
>>158325963
No matter what happens, Texas grads have high paying CS jobs waiting for them while the rest of you fags wait our tables
>>158325951You are a woman and you should watch love is blind
>>158325983nice
>>158325951IA/MN spend the lowest B1G NIL.
>>158325988>Texas grads have high paying CS jobs waiting for themyou'll go back to the "A.I. data center" in Mumbai and you'll fucking like it jeet
Why are there so many more injuries happening in football this year?
fuck you refs what in the fuck is illegal touching sounds very fukken gay to me
>>158325983That that May Thai cosplaying?
>college special teams
>>158326014T. Future Walmart worker
his knee was down
>>158325762 didnt he do that same shit 2 weeks ago?
>>158326006>IA/MN spend the lowest B1G NIL.He said he wants to watch hard nosed, old school teams, not a powder puff game.
Go Bobcats
>>158326057Sounds like you just can't appreciate the POWER of B1G West football. You panty waist.
Quintessential >black qbs moment by sellers
Not enough cute gooks in the stands of these games
Did reed get the interceptions out of his system and is now able to play qb?
The DC at Alabama has to be retarded. ALWAYS play with inside leverage against Reed. If he doesn’t have the slant he has nothing. Bonus if you shift your coverage and make him throw left which he can’t do.
>>158325963i got herpes from a japense girl in hiroshima in 2019
LETS GO ILLINOIS BEAT OREGON WIN WIN WIN WIN BABY
td ucla 7-7 game
Kinda crazy how a 175 lbs corner can take down a 250 lbs tight end by just taking out his legs.
We need a ranking system based on some objective criteria instead of midwit box-score-watcher journos overreacting to week-to-week results. No one sincerely believes that Miami and BYU are the two best teams in the country
>>158326174yeah the system now is every one gets a chance with 24 teams
>>158325918Hawaii NIU
>>158326174this reminds me of a few years ago when two shit teams were playing in the playoff and both got outscored by double digits
idk brent turns out you have to score more than 3 points
>iowa punt coverage team just runs past the returnerkek
>>158326213i love (hate) south carolina
>>158326213YT cant make anything is lovely and family friendly...only high towers of cold steel and brick
>>158325963Why do the California schools have so many Asians? Seems weird
>>158326174>We need a ranking system based on ESPN articles so that we can pretend that the entire SEC comprises the top 16You can cry about it all you want, Miami is definitely #1 until they lose a game.
>>158326254Mr. Sprinkles looking bitch
>>158326254i love when whores wear these types shorts out in public me pp like them
my sooners :)
I went golfing this morning and shot a 99, I’ve only been playing for about 2 months maybe once a week. Is that decent? there also was some homeless guy masturbating in one of the golf cart tunnels. I hate living in a blue state.
Tenn ML bettors, we are so back
>>158325918MSU-UCLA
>>158326305You can act smug about it all you want but you will continue to be fuvking wrong and stupid. The SEC should comprise most of the top 15 teams objectively
>>158326299at one point they ran out of land to build train tracks westwards and they just stayed there>>158326316for me its jumpoers
bama bros...
>>158326325sir this is the niggers slamming into eachother at full speed thread
Did they replace Reed with a different person? He's actually making the throws he should make.
>>158326359Why would someone wear that in public?
>>158326341>You can act smug about it all you wantCan and will, because I'm objectively right, and you're objectively retarded. Cry about it, bitch nibba.
what a fucking drop ucf fuck you
Oh, Alabama, what the fuck are you doing?
Alabama fucking sucks lmao
Holy shit what a choke job by UFC.
>>158326387Elko probably threatened to lynch him
marcel redemption arc holy fuck
mateer sacked himselfonce he fucks up once it gets bad fast
I guess someone told Marcel can’t Reed that 4chan threatened to lynch his black ass
uh oh bamasisters
Marcel Reed and Arch Manning will be the top 2 QBs in the draft
I've made the decision that the Gophers suck and this match isn't worth watching further
Sorry fellow Aggies. Jinx is about to start. I just turned the game on. And they always fuck up as soon as I start watching.
>my losses don't count because they're quality losses or somethingkek
>>158326495Turn it off
gambling should be illegal. Gamblers are fucking degenerate scumbags and deserve to be locked up on a prison ship in the North Atlantic. I’m tired of these stupid ads, listening to you fat tubs of shit talk about your “parlay,” and refs rigging games.
>>158326400to attract a BWC
>>158326495have sex.
Why did I think Marcell Reed was Ed Reed's son?
Are there any penalties that don't offset one another?
>>158326488>he doesn't want to watch a 3-3 B1G West football game.Your loss.
>>158326516There is no rational justification for gambling being illegal. You would have to ban the stock market and destroy the entire economy if you wanted to be logically consistent
>>158326516if you aren't retarded you can fleece them for 40-50k in the us before they all limit you+ev betting
So what happens if big money programs can't win it all this year? Do they just dump in even more money?
>>158326495Other anon is apparently fucking his femboy Asian twink, so hopefully the jinx is negated
>>158326570$20 million QBs soon
>>158326515>Turn game off>Reed stats hot>Stuck with him for another weekor>Leave game on>Reed turns back into a pumpkin>Gets benchedWhich is better?
You can’t touch the ball to the ground like that you’re down smellers
>>158326556>muh stock market you’re a kike cumsock
>>158326593>Which is better?Ask Michigan how that went for them.
RG3 and Cam Newton in a competition to see who can wear the most retarded hat.
I wish they would stop playing this same fucking fortnight commercial. Seeing all those IPs smashed together gives me a strange feeling of dread and disgust that I dont wanna think about
>>158326593We need Bama to lose for laughs, so please turn the game off.
no defense to be found by either team in the BallSac bowl
>>158326593Doesn’t matter, Elko got an extension.
>>158326593Fair point, I'm not sure
>>158326570They get new coaches and probably get smarter in terms of their investments. Like invest more in transfers with proven ability than high school players who look promising
>>158326516>I could be watching another Liberty Biberty commercial right now instead of this Draft Kings commercial if it wasn't for those fucking gambler degenerates!!!!
defense is so bad in collegethis is painful to watch after watching the NFL
>>158326591>$20 million QBs soonNot so sure about that after the Bryce BlUnderwood debacle. I think teams will be hesitant to offer high school kids as much money as Bryce got. Maybe we'll see a proven transfer portal QB garner insane cash like that though.
>>158326570Everybody's in the playoffs from now on.It's a participation trophy, but good enough for them to hold off inflating contracts for a year or two.
I stepped away to watch /heem/ for a bit, what the fuck happened in A&M/BAMA?
>>158326556>You would have to ban the stock market and destroy the entire economy Your terms are acceptable
>>158326603So much this. Glorious bread lines will set my fellow comrades free, goys... I mean guys!
>>158326603You’re mega giga retard. The stock market is the greatest engine of wealth creation ever devised. It made America what it is and the stock market represents FREEDOM and evolution. I seriously hope you grow up and learn about how the economy works you fucking lowlife brown skin
that ape on ucf dropping that td pass is gonna fuck me on the spread
>>158326636kek it do be like that
>>158326655They replaced Reed with a doppelganger that can actually throw.
>>158326655>I stepped away to watch /heem/ for a bit, what the fuck happened in A&M/BAMA?Just two SEC teams shitting it the fuck up like every weekend for the past four years.
>>158326655Peak SEC
>>158326673
>>158326611who is winning so far?
>>158326560Or you could just learn SDQL and never get banned because you're not arbing
>>158326713No one. There are only losers in that contest.
I want to sex the tranny from the AutoZone commercial
>>158326668it’s proven that democratic socialism is the way to go, the workers actually reap the rewards of their labor and own means of production >>158326672I’m white. The stock market represents imperialism and capitalist extremism.
Why are team becoming absolutely retarded in the red zone today?
i would wipe my ass with that libberty bibberty thing
>>158326636this was casually the best ad of the decadehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNz-19i06Uw
>>158326556Gambling is rigged, anyone decent at it gets banned, unlike the stock market. Gambling is just a means of impoverishing people with low impulse control. It destroys otherwise functional lower class men. It needs to be banned outside of casinos in Nevada, reservations and Atlantic City. Only allowable in-person, no apps.
my bruins are blowing this
>byu>ucla>Tennessee >alabama
>>158326760yeah. i bet you'd stick it up your butt too, wouldn't you, you dirty slut.
>>158326747>provenNo. Your lesbian boomer professor reading it out of McGraw-Hill textbook is not "proof".
>>158326747You aren’t white, you aren’t even human fucking socialist rat slave
>>158326777Is Road to Empress part 2 out yet?
>>158326784its big and fluffy and shit thatd be pretty hard to do
I’m not familiar with this guy. Has he always been a cunt?How about “Cincinnati played a great game. We’ll get them next time.”
>>158326747
>Arguing about economics in the cfb threadPlease stop being so gay
>>158326740Personally I'm partial to Cam Nigger Newton's large hats
>>158326795Don’t fall for obvious bait, moron.
>>158326724you get banned/limited from constantly getting positive CLVprediction markets don't limit though so working on that right now with AI and simulations
>>158326807>thatd be pretty hard to doNot with the proper motivation.
>>158326810He’s taco tech’s only billionaire and he’s trying to flex. He bought his way into Trump’s good graces, but was recently kicked out.
>>158326810He's a trashy new money faggot and as Taco's sugar daddy, their entire athletic department is taking after him
>>158326769I can agree with you there. That’s a key difference. Prediction markets I don’t think you can ban but all the gambling apps can die like fan duel or whatever
>>158326516you prefer the "die for israel" ads?
>Michigan cant cheat>loses againKWAB
>There are actual people itt advocating for socialism
Did Reed and Russell swap brains?
>>158326840>constantly getting positive CLVYou saw this on reddit and you don't even understand it. You only get banned if they catch you arbing. I guarantee you don't even know what that means.This is an old ass reddit talking point anyways, because the new betting markets like Novig and Kalshi don't limit you because they are not vigging you in the first place.
T O U C H D O W NOUCHDOWNM E E
Asian girl spotted in the UCF game
>>158326880>>Michigan cant cheat>>loses again>KWAB
Come on GamecocksDo it for your thots
RAH
>>158326926where
Keelon has lost me.
greatest ally
>>158326904i can show you my pikkit you dumb faggoti never once arbed i paid for oddshopper and placed 100+ bets a day until they nuked my accountsnovig is sharp
>>158326935Based OP Live poster.
>>158326940One of the Cheerleaders
i miss d'antonio so much
>>158326174Fuck rankings go with objective seeding like pro leagues. That would require standardized scheduling so pick what conferences are eligible for post season and only allow teams in those conferences to play each other
>>158325918William & Mary vs. Georgetown
>>158326935for someone named Black you think he would be better at holding onto things as that along with running is a major skill requirement for stealing
I pretty much agree with everything pol fags think but I still hate you faggots. Ever think I don’t want to think about politics when I’m watching football? Fucking cunts
>>158326973nice
>Big 12 upsetWhat are they upset about?
VIKARI SWAIN AGAINsomeone needs to l
I'm feeling like Vicari Swain is one of "those" blacks. If you know what I mean.
>not watching the BALL-SAC gameShiggy diggy
>>158326997
>>158326904Faggot
>>158327027ynch this nigger accidently had it on auto
>>158327003The problem is that when the jeet student section from keksas got memed into the public sphere, they came here to get their (you)s because they’re paid by the (you). The only /pol/fags here are jeet call center types with 4chan gold accounts and VPNs.
>>158325891BYU being number 2 is all you need to know about how retarded college football is
>>158327042but I am
>>158326965>I paid for a bot service to arb for me... can you believe they limited me?!8/10 troll. You legit got me. Good job.
>Oregon implosion
>>158326904all the regular bookies still limit you
>>158327072>BYU being number 2 is all you need to know about how retarded college football isThe weekly rankings aren't a projection of what the pollsters think the final rankings will be, you incompetent mouth breather. BYU is undefeated with a top 5 win. They literally HAVE to be #1 or #2 given what everyone else has done to date.
they should just test tube breed these niggers to be as big as possible and have zero rules against violence
>black qbs
WATCH DIS COACH
PEEON BUSSEL
Oh, no, Russell and Reed swapped brains.
oh oh bama
>keklon
>>158327055>23,710 bets in 5 years Gee, anon. I wonder how they ever caught you.
>Only scoring 10 points in a half against the worst defense in the P4This is a fireable offense for Lanning and Raiola in and of itself.
>>158327152yeah im sure if i lost money they would have did the same thing
>Alabuma QBs>Alabama defenders
>KWABmeier
Did Reffies get the call to swap over to ass to mouth?
Why can’t he score?
just get to halftime already i wanna jerk off
>BYU turning over the ball againDefensive mastermind Alex Grinch.
>>158327055>4% roi>sp500 gained 67% in that same time
Every fucking hit is targeting according to these vaginas. Are you really gonna let them do this /cfb/? It’s killing the sport
>>158327170You couldn't possibly lose money because you're using a bot to cheat for you. That's why they limited you, anon.
INTERCEPTION GOOOOOPHIES!
Lel Iowa
brown people really do get weird if you show you can make money in ways they aren't smart enough to do
football is getting softer and softerthere's harder contact in soccer
does lanning get fired if they lose this game?
>>158327320oh wait youve been doing this since 2018 the sp500 is actually up 170% while you are bragging about being up 4%
>>158327320This is why South America cannot develop economically. The people are too envious. They will destroy any economic prosperity because thag produces rich people and the monkey brain can’t handle it. They must have equality at any cost
Poor Jenkins, these receivers aint shit
these UCF receivers are retarded.
>>158327363texas plays in 2 1/2 hours
make a tackle college boy
>>158327362God, I hope not. He's perfect for the rest of us B1G legacy teams.
>>158327418you really missed out on a generational bull run to win 4% from the casino and think thats something to brag about lol lmao even
>>158327407Well...
>>158327475stop talking about cowswe get it
This faggie offense is so fucking dumb
>Iowa-Minnesota tied 3-3>Iowa has 131 yards of offense compared to 69 for Minnesota>Iowa has rushed for 43 yards with 2.9 YPC, while Minnesota has rushed for 34 yards with 2.0 YPC>Hecklinski: 9/16, 62 yards, 1 INT>Brown: 6/10, 26 yards, 1 INT>Lindsey: 5/12, 35 yards, 1 INTNow this is B1G kino.
>>158327543b1g kino is oregon with an nfl roster about to be out of the offs
>>158327538>quarterblackThe fuck do you expect.
>challenging a review Is the UCF coach retarded?
>The fake military cadets at A&M all wear aviatorsThis is peak douche bag
>>158327543>>Brown: 6/10, 26 yards, 1 INTThe real kino is seeing what that 1 INT really was. He basically handed it to the DT.
>>158327543Low scoring B1G games are not kino. They would be if they were these defensive masterclasses. They're just battles of two inept offenses.
>>158326560less than 1% of gamblers are profitable
>UCF is gonna beat the #2 team in the country Kino.
mormonbros…my bishop is going to so pissed tomorrow at the temple
>>158326777sparty doesn't have the offenseif you don't turn it over again you'll win 17-7 again
>>158327626Dont jinx it
>>158325891Happy Pooregon Cucks Playoff Elimination Day, everyone!
>>158327573>oregon with an nfl roster about to be out of the offsEven if they get a win today, they probably have two more L's coming anyway. As far as I'm concerned, they're already toast.
Scott Frost sighting. Hide the 'braska fans.
>>158326904I never got banned but I was limited on UFC after I won 4 straight plus money $1000-$1500 wagers. They'd only let me bet like $270 or some random shit so I stopped using that book
>>158327674Is>BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP winning big or it's less than 5 on the 4th?
>>158326339perfect face for trashy porn
>>158327698>traded being mid under Frost for being mid under RhuleAre they just going to accept that they’re mid someday?
>>158327678Texas and Oregon should get a special bowl game at the end of the season to decide who is the true master of wasting NFL talent
i woke upwhat did i miss
>>158327626byu is barely a top 25 team and everyone knows it
>>158326359You can see her whole pussy from behind its disgusting, probably gonna get raped by a pack of niggers
>>158327678This, desu>Northwestern>@anOSU>Michigan>Washington rivalry gameA win today would only delay the inevitable, they still have to go unbeaten through this stretch to make the off and there’s no way in hell they do it
>>158327733Texas is just a QB and a HC away to win all
Is there a single team that isn't a fraud this season?
how bad is ND losing to this byu squad
>>158327543It's a game to fall asleep to
>storming the field after beating Texas Tech Kek
>>158327733it's lowkey Cal thoCal has had way more talent the last 20 years than anyone realizes They constantly put guys into the NFL but never win shit
>arguing about the profitability of sports gamblingYou're missing the point. I've been betting on sports for over a decade. I couldn't tell you how much I'm up or down. I don't care to track that. I'm not under the impression that I'm investing in anything other than making the games I'm watching as a neutral more exciting.
>>158327781ND is dog shit, but they make too much money from retards who think they are part of the program so they get an easy schedule and reffieball every game.
>>158327730>>traded being mid under Frost for being mid under Rhule>Are they just going to accept that they’re mid someday?That's clearly not going to happen. They've been fucking irrelevant since Miami shit on their face in the natty 25 years ago, but still think every season is "their year." It's true insanity at this point. It's Nebrover, and it has been for a long, long time.
marcel redemption saga
LETS GO ILLINIOIS WIN WIN WIN WIN BABY
>baylor loses and lagway plays like shit, againno refunds
>>158327816BasedBetting should be for funI'm up on a couple apps and down on a couple apps, basically even It makes games more interesting Fuck the NBA though don't ever bet on that shit
bama by 21
HAPPENING
Is Miami the only good team this year?
>>158327770But losing to a shitter like Illinois would be a funnier way to go out. Lanning is one of the biggest assclowns in the sport and he deserves all the humiliation possible
cmon IOWA beat The Gophers WIN WIN WIN WIN BABY
I've jacked it the last 2 days, but can't orgasm so all these cheerleaders are making me fuckin' aroused. The NCAA really needs to do something about this.
>>158327816that other anon was keeping track and had a graph, and when you tell those types of troons that you could have literally made more money doing nothing and just buying an etf they start having a total meltdown to justify their gambling.
>>158327876>Barely beat FSU corpseNot really
I need for bama and georgia to lose this week to ensure that the natty stays in the B1G
cmon MINNESOTA beat The Hawkeyes WIN WIN WIN WIN BABY
>>158327896live look in
>>158327876>spiritual loss to FSPoo>best win is Sleep ForestKek no
>>158327884WATCH YOUR FUKKEN MOUTH YOUR FAGET...ILLINOIS IS THE BEST OF THE B1G
lapdog lawlor
>>158327924hey /sp/ee is it okay to rub one out to watching football players tackling each other
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/%22win%20win%20win%20baby%22/what's his angle? he's been trying desperately to force this for two months now
>>158327876They barely beat a dogshit FSU?
>>158327958he wants his team to win
>>158327958He wants to be a tripfag, but can't afford it, so he just spams that instead.
>>158327977Odd selection of teams though
>>158327816if you need gambling or some other meta layer to find something i teresting you dont understand the thing in question enough.youre trying to dress up your ignorance and immaturity as something its not
>>158327678Texas is in the same boat one moar lose and they are a wrap for the playoffs
>>158327951Aaron, pls
>>158327958cringy bearsfag
>>158327958Based af.
>>158327998>Phil Helmuth doesn't understand poker because he bets on it
>>158327958wtf stop talking about me behind my back...LETS GO B1G WIN WIN WIN WIN BABY
>>158326516Are you suggesting hating the refs is exclusive to gamblers?
>>158327876'fraid so
>>158327998>Pete Rose didn't understand baseball
>>158328009 Bama also probably can’t afford to lose to ass to mouth
2 more quarters
holly looks bigger than usual
>>158327958WWWWanon is based fuck you
>delay of game on the defensekek
Somebody pour me up a double shot of semen
>>158328078How will Frost fuck this one up?
>>158325891Is PooCLA gonna be down to its 3rd QB?
>>158327998Wtf are you talking about, Private Sanchez? Who said anything about needing it? I don't need alcohol to have a good time either, but it makes the good times I have more fun.
>>158327958ITS MY GOOD LUCK CHEER FOR THE TEAMS I WANT TO WIN YOU RETARD. it works it get rid of any jinxes
>>158328026>bearfags who spams for the 76ers, washington, ohio state and a bunch of other random teamsnever heard of such a thing
>>158328075they'll find some way to force bama in just like last year
Holly Rowe looks like 10lbs of shit in a 5lb bag. Can't they get someone who doesn't look like an advertisement for mobility scooters?
hawkeyes getting more meme penalties :)
>>158328118>ITS MY GOOD LUCK CHEER FOR THE TEAMS I WANT TO WIN YOU RETARD. it works it get rid of any jinxes>LETS GO DODGERS WIN WIN WIN WIN BABY how'd that one work out for you? kek
Illinois is going to get Dan Lanning fired
>>158328140Some say to this day Cooper DeJean still doesn't know how to signal for a fair catch.
>>158328079Get a smaller TV
>>158328136>>158328079Arch and Sark, you’ve got a game to prepare for
>texass gonna have 3 losses at the end of the day
when is oregon wearing the shit colored uniforms?
Good start to the second half for UCLA
Will I be the only one joomping for #16 @ Wisconsin?
>>158328151
ARE YOU SASSIN ME?
>Clanga heading towards back to back shutoutskek
>>158328146it will save baseball from having a lockout...The dodger stop playing after the Tarik Skubal.
how many fucking flags is niggerlina gonna catch this game
>>158328159I live in Iowa currently and see shirts "It wasn't a fair catch" every once in awhile. Which is funny because they didnt call it a fair catch.>no points here
>ravioliHoly kek
>patrick mapartment
Should have done that shit on 2nd and 3rd down but TOUCHDOOOWWWWWN GOOOOPHHHHHHEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRS!
>>158328194kek nice cope, you're still geting a lockout and salary cap
>gopher>burrows into the endzone
>this is a real personstraight out of south park
>raining at UCFIt’s a wrap, Utah boys ain’t built for this
>>158328208its all of the pigs and corn you fagets feed that rots your brain cells
Raiola might just be the new Underwood
>rg3
>>158328233diabeetus
>>158327908>>Barely beat FSU corpse>>158327928>>spiritual loss to FSPoo>>best win is Sleep Forest>>158327967>They barely beat a dogshit FSU?Who is #1 then? Can't wait for you dipshits to say it's Georgia, Ohio State, or some other team with an absolute DOGSHIT loss instead of a team who has AVOIDED dogshit losses. Nobody in America can stake a claim to #1 except Miami or BYU right now. And as for that Wake Forest bit, I understand that they're usually a football doormat. They weren't last year, and they aren't this year. There's a strong chance they finish the season with their only L being to Miami, and wind up playing Miami again in the ACCCG. Wake is a good team this year, and that was a decent road win for The U.
>fans of unranked teams spamming
>kickers for the university of oregon
>>158328244its pig shit nitrates in all the water actually.
>>158328229nah two small market teams and in the world series need to do their part and drew very huge crowds to watch. So anon do your part and watch to save baseball like my dodgers
>>158328274wtf in all of the water...so like india but iowa. the usa is really turning into a 3rd world country
>>158328105Onside kick
>Oregon’s going 6-6 and Lan Danning’s getting firedKekerino
>>158328267That's a man.
The McRib is back. Praise the Lord.
>>158328310>>Oregon’s going 6-6 and Lan Danning’s getting firedDucks fans were talking mad shit when Cristobal left. They called Lanning an upgrade, LMFAO.
thats not a catch but cmon MICH ST WIN WIN WIN WIN BABY
>>158328303It's called added flavor, faggot. and it is an Iowan delicacy.
>>158328317I need to try one of those.
>>158328311i only like the ones with tiny pp
>>158328317>The McRib is back. Praise the Lord.The McRib is legitimately fucking disgusting, I don't know how the fuck you people eat that shit.
you lost alatranny
Oregon SUCKSWhy did the Chad B1G let these weak west coasters in?
Does /cfb/ eat cheese while watching football?
>>158328341question does your water runs into the mississippi river or one of the great lakes
>>158327816Based i probably make a grand or 2 a season off of it but i just enjoy being right. The confirmation that i do indeed know ball is preferable to the monetary gain. There is a fine line with it it can make some random game youre watching more exciting but for games you care about it can ruin the enjoyment when injuries, ref fuckery, or black swan spaghetti cooks your bet early
>>158328378I WOKE UP FEELING THE CHEESIEST
>>158328360back in the day it was very good eating but today yeah its dog food
>>158328378I cut cheese while watching football.
FOOOOOOOOOOMBLE!
>>158328360McRib being back is the time to stock up on lean hogs futures. Always prints.
BUUUUUUURRRPP
>oregone sucks
>>158328416uh excuse you
>>158328382My state doesn't touch the mississippi river or the great lakes.
>all this Nike sweatshop money to get fucking boatraced by Illinois
What the fuck is this ref yapping about?
>>158328378
GET FUCKED OREGON IT'S FUCKING OVER
why does oregon losing feel so good bros
>>158328369Second strongest program in the n1g after blowhio shart
Bielema gonna eat those ducks
Thank you Illinois for giving us a good laugh today.
>>158328441Faggot coach, faggot fans, faggot uniforms, entirely unearned air of superiority
Alabama is not a serious team
>>158328423nike money isn't so helpful when everybody else also starts paying their players
>>158328422so, your water is recycled from the hog farms back to your tap water. okay that explains why the people are brain dead
>>158328382Are you aware of how big the Mississippi River water shed is?
>>158328441Faggot state, faggot team, faggot uniforms,faggot fans.
>>158328470>SEC is not a serious conferenceFTFY
>>158328476I get mine like he got it in waterworld.
I really need for Texas Tech to win this game
>>158328378I've been on a pickle binge lately.
>>158327876Theres plenty of good teams just no great teams this year or last year. Its the same with the nfl too. I blame zoomer athletes.
>>158328493I have good news for you
Why is Dante Moore not playing?
>>158328378Of course, I'm white.
>>158328509I think he got bootyblasted by Nebraska.
>>158327876>losses to NDnothing personal kid
Why is FS1 spamming UFC fight results on the ticker like anyone gives a shit?
>>158328495The dill pickle chips from lays are so good. It’s like salt and vinegar chips but tastes more umami and better
>>158328310>Getting their team to playoffs >Fired for losing 3 times through week 8They're smarter than P*do State, c'mon.
>>158328509>Still in concussion protocol from a hit a month agoYeah he's sitting out the season to protect (lol) his draft stock
>>158328508what, that its the REF time to ask if the check clear. this is why I will never cheer for the eec.
>>158327928>calling it sleep forest when woke forest was right there...
Spillin Cryola
>>158328548watching men tackling each other is the same as watching UFC wrestle each other
>>158325891Raiola’s inevitable game-ending pick is gonna hit just right
>>158328574Why isn't he channeling his inner mutthomes anymore?
>>158328495just be careful anon
>>158328509>Dante MooreShould be in the running for KWAB of the Season. Would have gone #2 overall in the NFL Draft, but came back this season and now will be lucky if he's even a first round pick.
>my UCF +7.5 ticket is getting cucked by rain
>>158328476>iowa has a shit ton of hogs>surplus of pig shit, a wonderful fertilizer>used on fields across the state>farmerrs dont give a fuck and tons of it runs into local waterways when it rains>loads streams and rivers with nitrates>water treatment plants have to remove it, Des Moines has one of the largest nitrate removal plants in the world>bring it down to just 10mg/L before leaving the treatment plant>that limit was set in 1962, safe limits haven't been revisited>Iowa has the highest cancer rate in the countryHope you learned something today
Mahomesque throw
>>158328594Nevermind. We back.>BYPoo
>Mormon tackling
Why does Dylan Raiola moan when he gets tackle by a large defensive lineman?
>dline moves>doesn't cross line of scrimmage>offsidesWhy do I watch this shitty sport
>>158328621have ucf +7.5 with texas -3 its over
when do we start worrying about UCLA being for real
>>158328627Because that is what mutthomes would do.
I missed the however, why didn't that tenn touchdown count?
>>158328589I like to live dangerously.
>False start
>>158328635If they make a run in the playoffs. They play no one in the regular season, their toughest game is probably USC at home
So UCF's problem was work ethic. Neat
Illinois wins this season:>UAB>Southern Illinois (Carbondale)>Michigan State by 1 point in overtime>Oregon
>>158328589I would love to have an internal reset like this.
Illinoise is actually more of a soulless faggot school than Oregon. They shamelessly rolled out a basketball team filled with professional eastern european players. I find that unforgivable, fuck shillinoise and the N1G conference as a whole
>literally holding onto the fair catch receiver>no flagwelp
>>158328691You sound raped
Is UCF ranked if they beat BYU?
I did I really did LETS GO IOWA BEAT THE GOPHERS WIN WIN WIN WIN BABY
>kickers>of the collegiate variety
>>158328675thats about the same as Texas, Georgia, and bama I dont see your point
>college kickers
Fat ass coach defeating mutt jr is a great Saturday storyline.
are kickers incels
>>158328733The point is Oregon is in the same tier as an FCS school with a losing record and Michigan state
Has NIL totally destroyed all semblance of competence in college football? Every team actually sucks
Any college team who gives any college kicker any amount of NIL money or even a scholarship is fucking retarded they’re all shit just sign 8 walkons from campus and roster whoever’s most accurate the day before
>>158328743ya seethe
okay ucla is gonna finna win I need a new game to watch
>>158328733Imagine just lying like this for no reason. You are a woman
>cawkeyes just throwing DPI bait passesfuckin' pussies.
Welcome to Maryland, Dan Lanning.
>bypoo
>>158328702Yes. But BYU should never have been ranked so high just for beating ND.
>>158328765nah you are so wrong eec faget. The Ducks were on the upswing until that thug tried to kill their NFL qb. add him into the mix as their qb and Oregon never loses another game
>COLLEGE KICKERS
bruh bama ahhhhh bro
Uh oh sister dickers
>Alabama Kickers
>>158328831ND never should have been ranked so high.
lol
>ALABAMA KICKERS
>>158328794i just really hate the sec
>>158328495I bought a spicy pickle today, that’s my snack
>>158328831too bad they cancelled this bowl game
>>158328867>nooooooooooo you can't just buy players only we can do thaton a scale from 10 to 10 how fraudulent is nick saban?
>>158328831
>NC State's McMurray Family Director of Athletics Boo Corrigan has announced that Wolfpack head football coach Dave Doeren has been relieved of his duties effective immediately.ok no body cares
omg that cute Asian ucla cheerleader
thoughts on White dad Black mom Quarterbacks?
>pooregonPhil knight is gonna die soon btw and you will never have another chance to win anything ever again
>>1583289037/7 level fraud
>>158328781I'm switching to baseball after this game
>>158328923hahaha
>>158328925I actually forgot NC State existed at all.
>>158328945me in the back
>Pooregon Cucks
STUFFEDTUFFED
a > m
If byu manages to avoid the upset but only wins by 1 possession will osu jump them?
>>158328880I agree. Their last big win was what? Georgia in the Sugar Bowl almost two years ago?
Saban is the main reason for my hate of the sec. you fagets all knew he was cheating using those car dealership as a front but you didnt care as long as you won the natty
>NC State fires head coach Dave Doerenholy jumpscare
>>158328925I am surprised this is considered big enough news that it was deserving of BREAKING ticker during a game.
>>158328775They're not all shit, and if some walk on was good enough to make a D1 roster he wouldn't be a walk on. Besides, NIL for college kicksrs caps out at high 5 figures, that's not much for a good kicker.
>>158328982Probably should depend on how Texas does. Texas winning should push Ohio state up
>>158328958is he rubbing one out
>>158328947>forgetting the meme fumble
>>158329017Yes I am.
>>158329017could you blame him
>>158328807It’s all they know this year throw it to speedy black gonzalez or gomez or whatever
>motorola xpr3300 radioi wonder if they're like my job where everyone just talks over each other all the time
kek dan lanning
>BLACK QBS
>>158328923>We're going to lose this in the coming years
Black qb..
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOMBLE
>bobbled snapWhy does this happen so much on short yardarge
>reed>can't read
lol marcel reed is ass
>4th and 1>let’s run a sneak>marcel can’t reed drops the snapPottery. I hope the faggies lynch his black ass.
why is pooCLA not poo anymore? Who have they beat?
I’m very been rooting for A&M for this one game because I don’t like bama and Jesus Christ I don’t know how you root for this team faggies. I feel physically ill
One more quarter
Forget the playoffs, Oregon might not even go .500. They need to win at least two more of the following to reach 6-6:>Northwestern>@Ohio State>Michigan>@Michigan State>Washington
Was that a WMLF commercial?
>>158329102mike elko is extremely unlikeable as a head coach
>>158329017I would be
>>158329106>2017 national champions
>>158329102>I’m very been rooting for A&Myes saar go aggies
>>158329102its torture
>>158328945ty anon the rating for last night game were terrible and might cause a lockout. My dodgers did their best to lose to save the game, but people will not see it that way.
Gaycocks aren’t winning this game. Shame. Would have loved to see Tennessee lose.
>expand playoffs to 12 teams>Bama misses out anyway>"Hey, let's expand playoffs to 24 teams!"
>>158329137By rule, as the only undefeated team in the NCAA, they were.
>>158329111Dan Lanning done been riding too many white horses with McAfee
>>158329153I don't care about ratings I just like basedball
Damn now I want some taco bell
>>158328470Fire DeBitch
>>158329165That's not how it works
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMBLE!
>>158329111Washington got btfo by iowa and the hawkeyes are like maybe a number 25 team on a good day. They haven’t really beat anyone and barely beat michigan and iowa state needed comebacks
>>158329186The boots and hat stay on, everything else has to go
>>158329186They don't have ozempic in the Midwest yet or what? Gross
The commercial where memedoza goes to Vegas and eats a cookie after brushing his teeth because because he’s going buck wild is genuinely first commercial that has made me truly laugh out loud in years
>>158329215Oregon just lost by double digits to a team who had only beaten FCS teams and Michigan state in overtime. UW might be stinky but Oregon is diarrhea
>doyerpacos seething on /cfb/kek
>>158329140How pathetic the saarhorns are that they’re now reduced to deflecting being jeet trash to the kings of White trash ass to mouth
>>158329111Lannings Nose Beers
>>158329224Just say you can't reach lil nigga
Gophies beat Iowa and move into the Top 25, just in time for Indiana to get another "Top 25" win next week to help them up the rankings. Who writes these scripts?
>>158329111MSU and Washington are terrible
>>158329266new thread
For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.
>>158329102I like to think it isn't much worse than other mediocre teams, but something about the way we tend to lose always pisses me off.Having a real QB for once would be nice tho.
>black girls are ug-
wtf I step away for a moment to eat and bama is win...did the refs cheat for them again
