Coach Prime is getting anally raped by the team that went 1-11 last year
>>158335319Coach Assrape
Coach Primate
>>158335319I watched this game a for a few seconds back when it was 7-7.
>>158335319Oklahoma was due!
Ahhh no more holly rowe stop raping me
Why does the Texas grass look brown on tv?
>>158335319Coach Primerape
they drilled media training into him
>>158336341all the curry in the air
>>158336342
Based Arch leaving the piggy Holly just like Sark
What game we watching
What is this Utah Houston game lol?
>>158336341ESPN competency crisis. It’s really fucking hard to watch some of the cameras make it look almost black and white
>>158336375For me it'll be New Mexico.
>>158336381the power of the big12
>>158336375North Dakota State vs New MexicoHouston vs Utah
>>158336374This guy is gonna be a villain in the NFL.
Coach Prime ate a bad loss today
WHO WAS TALKING SHIT ABOUT ARCHIE RAWRRRR
>>158336400bro's watching like
>>158336385>were going to have another 10 years of mannings playing
late night cozy /cfb/ time.
>>158335319thank you based cowboys
Pootah should lose for having that number font
>>158336375>bufflers and lobosSo espn spent all morning hyping up Utah and they are losing 3-0 at the half?LOL
Aggies go undefeated with Weigman
New Mexico and New Mexico St are must watch tv
>>158336375Utah/Houston (((ranked))) matchup, so it should be good.
>>158336466Eh, Weigman probably gets probably hurts behind that line this year. He's probably worth an extra two wins though.
>ut wins>cfb diesKWAB
>>158336512They haven't even played football in decades
>>158336457Wait gameday was there they have been awake for ever then today
>>158336512sec football is awful
>>158336466Every true redass fAggie knows that we would inevitably find a way to waste him
>(((pass interference)))
>>158336512Hating Texas has unironically become the single unifying thing for /cfb/ I’m actually impressed my the sheer volume of the seething. No other team comes close
>>158336512I thought Cocks won that game?
>college kickers
>COLLEGE KICKERS
>Pootah kickers
utah's crowd is litty, this game is ass tho
college kickers>college kickerscollege kickers>college kickerscollege kickers>college kickerscollege kickers>college kickers
KEK what a dreadful hold>>>/ck/
flashbacks to LSU-Bama game in 2009
>fans in utah
>college holders
Arch is extra nice to Holly because his dipshit coach lacks any semblance of professionalism
>Kalani Shitake
Was Cory Chase and Abella Danger at the Miami game today? Did they kiss each other?
>>158336690
>people unironically thought memdad chamblass was going #1 overallthere are going to be so many nfl teams burned in the next couple years on meme black qbs from this draft
>>158336575I'm sure it has nothing to do with the hordes of /pol/jeets shitting up the place this season.
lol that Cincy back is like 5'4"
>>158336690Nah, arch was to fuck that fat pig slob.
Saturday, October 31st GamesArizona @ Texas Tech 12:00pm ABC/ESPNWisconsin @ Iowa 12:00pm FOXAuburn @ Ole Miss 12:45pm SECNFlorida vs. Georgia 3:30pm ABCArizona State @ BYU 3:30pm FOXMinnesota @ Indiana 3:30pm CBS/Paramount+Northwestern @ Oregon 3:30pm PeacockUtah @ Cincinnati 3:45pm ESPN or ESPN2South Carolina @ Oklahoma 4:15pm SECNMiss State @ Texas 7:30pm ABC/ESPNMiami @ North Carolina 7:30pm ABC/ESPNOhio State @ USC 7:30pm NBC/Peacock
>>158336718I really thought Deuce Vaughn would be a decent NFL player. Darren Sproles is the only manlet I can recall that was really good as a pro.
The other Utah logo was better, did the Ute tribe get mad about the feathers?
Kinda want to watch the second half of Houston/Utah in the bath.
I am seeing anti-James Talarico ads in Michigan. Make it stop
>>158336750>Minnesota @ Indiana 3:30pm CBS/Paramount+Gophers will win and get ranked.
>>158336750Why is the B1G still subjecting people to Iowa games? You don't have to put it on TV. That shit is a crime against humanity.
>>158336662Do you have any idea how long the lines get for dirty sodas??
>>158336710God I wish he would.
OH FUCK A CURRYNIGGER JEETCEL JUST FLEW OVER MY PENTHOUSE
>>158336752Woodhead
>>158336750>trick>treat>treat>treat>trick>trick>trick>trick>treat>treat>treat>trick
>>158336752>>158336809Wes WelkerJulian Edelman
>>158336821>half of the game was turnoversI wanted OT.
>>158336765not necessarily mad just that the university and the tribe couldn't come to a consensus on the renewal of their contract
Which team’s fans do you think have the smelliest shits? I’m going to go with UTEP or New Mexico State because they are supermajority beaner
>>158336839considering how fucking snakebitten his Nebraska teams were? good for him. I hope he savored it.
>>158336752MJD the bowling ball think he was on Jacksonville
>>158336852
>>158336847Ah, that stuff does happen.
>>158336852Texas because of all the Indians.
>>158336852San Diego State
i would still have sex with paris hilton, probably
>>158336856They are all over the fucking place, parity is working I guess?
>>158336826I'm talking 5'7" and under
>>158336852Rutgers
>>158336662Putting such a huge crop of loge seats right behind the end zone just looks so fucking stupid
>>158336876>storming the field after beating an overranked team that isn't even a rivalwhy?
>>158336868I forgot about Pocket Hercules
Underwood would've beaten Memediana
>>158336852Smelliest shit I've ever smelled was my ex gf's and she went to ColoradoSmelled like salty toothpaste mixed with dog shit
14 (((ranked))) teams lost today. Shows how much the (((associated press))) knows.
>>158336887>all over the fucking placeAll but one of them are in the SEC
>>158336901SUPER big rivalry between those two teams too. Must be something in the waters of Lake Michigan that makes people do that.
>>158336752MJD led the NFL in rushing the year Adrian Peterson tore his ACL
>>158336852Texas Tech. Rancid chicken-fried steak and herpes puss/blood combo.
>>158336780They buy ad space for the games where the candidates are running, even when the broadcast is national. Before it was during the Texas game, now it's Houston.
>>158336939there's not a rivalry there. you might have an argument for Rose Bowl with better B10 schools and USC and PAC, but not anything recently
>>158336923When the Rebels fallThe Horns rise A Hurricane gorges Blue Devils walk Trust the plan
>>158336921hot
Do any patels play collage football there ever been a jeet qb
wtf /sp/ee why did most of the ranked team lose today. whats really is going on
>>158336923The gambling experts made another killing with their predictions.
>>158336951AND A LITTLE BIT O' CHICKEN FRIED
>>158336992No. They’re weak, retarded subhumans incapable of achieving anything without scamming, and you can’t scam a football game.
>>158336992Not a quarterback, but Rutgers(?) had an Indian kicker recently
why doesn't that one guy have any eyebrows on the ABC broadcast?
in 2028 NDSU plays Oregon in Eugene. they need to recruit a team so they can go into Autzen and win
>>158336992not a QB but Rutgers had a jeet kicker a couple years ago
who has utah actually beat?
it's unreal that ESPN is seriously trying to glaze Arch after tonight
There is no hope in dating anymore. I went out solo to an upscale bar this past weekend as a “fuck it” kind of way to try and put myself out there. I am 37 years old and getting lonely. Well I was sitting at the bar, having a good conversation with the barhop, and a group of three women who were younger looking came in. After about 20 minutes of sitting there, sweating, I worked up the nerve to ask the one in the middle out on a date. I mostly chose her because I did overhear her discussing with her friends about how there were no good quality men out there. Well it went down a little like this, “Hi, im anon, and I think you are really pretty. I thought I heard you saying something about being single, id really like to ask you to dinner”She then says: “Yeah, im single, but im not DESPERATE”Her and her friends then burst out laughing IN MY FACE. I wanted to fucking kill myself right there in front of them. I cried the entire walk back home, top 10 most embarrassing things ive ever had to endure
>>158337024>you can’t scam a football game.
>>158335319My Pitt ):
>>158336995over valuing prospects, over ranking teams, under ranking teams, over valuing players “highlights”, no good coaching, ref ball, sloppy players because of sloppy coaches and sloppy standards
>54 yard attempt
i'm watching utah vs houston i don't usually watch cfb but do offenses usually convert a million third and longs in a game like houston is doing?
>>158337092CW AFTER DARKDONT TELL MOM
>>158337058Your first mistake was giving her the impression that she had a choice
Kentucky Wildcats moving into the top ten.
I need you guys to promise, if you ever see me at Golden Corral, just kill me right then and there.
>>158337058
>>158337058>I worked up the nerve to ask the one in the middle out on a date.If she was interested she would have done this first. You blew it.
>>158337123okay
Took a shower at half time and shaved off all my body hair.
Jason Eck is an insanely good coach even if he’s a disgusting fatfuck. New Mexico is going to make the CFP and win a game without having so much as a NAIA tier QB the whole way.
>>158337058She doesn't deserve you, king.
>>158337123it'll be a murder-suicide because if I ever set foot in a Golden Corral my head isn't leaving in one piece.
>>158337153I used to shower with nair
>>158337153Interesting second half adjustment
I want to sextort this broad.
>>158337166And ill-advised. I did this when I was a teen and it was horrible. You have hair for a good reason.
>>158337153post body
>>158337058Don't cry anon, there are plenty of gay fish in the sea.
>>158337179what the fuck was that accent though?
>>158337165I've thought about but someone told me it burns if it drips down into your dick hole.
>>158337154We need another absolute unit HC since we lost Hammock to the nfl
>>158337190this, i did my balls once and it was itchy and slippery from my sweat. would not recommend.
>>158337214as somebody who Naired his dick and balls freshman year on a dare, it'll burn even if you don't get it in your dickhole. don't use Nair down there, that shit hurt
>>158337214it burns everywhere, not just internally
>we're getting a sequel to an all-timerYes fucks yes
>>158337213I don't know but I want to have sex with it.
>>158337240>I fucking cursed itDAMMIT GOD DAMMIT
>blocked PATholy kwab
>10 yard attempt
>>158337240was that the Sun Bowl game where that girl was giving her bf a handjob on the hill and the camera watched? a national audience watched that chick cranking it under a blanket
why do they insist on showing the >fg range at all times?
MWC commissioner talks like a native. bet I buy her long islands she is sitting on my lap watching pac 12 after dark before 8 o clock
Based Retard TE
Yikes...that was a bad tuddie for pooston to give up.
>>158337327Another excuse to pair it with an ad that also stays on the field
>>158337327humiliation ritual for the kickers
so nd is just dogshit right
>>158337372yes
>>158337372Always has been
the absolute state of the state of pootah
>Waving the flags again
24 team expanded playoff:>Oregon State>ohio state >texas tech>texas>minnesota>virginia tech >miami>duke>usc>ucla>NDSU>air force >notre dame>army>northwestern >indiana>tenn>lsu >ASU>Arizona>Pitt>Kentucky>Oklahoma State>Kansas
i love my rat looking mother fucking quarterback HOOK EM
ND needs a qb
>>158337434link the video you fuckwit zoomer
>>158337428So the top 8 get a bye to the round of 16?
>>158337434What an unredeemable unlikable cunt. She thinks because she had cancer, which like 96% of the population eventually gets some sort of, makes her a victim. Fuckin' fat bitch.
>>158337448https://x.com/MLFootball/status/2114202846132400295?s=20
>>158337434She prob just got a whiff of her upper lip
>>158337465>https://x.com/MLFootball/status/2114202846132400295?s=20I hate this repulsive fat hog, and she absolutely did NOT make a disgusted face, fuck off with this twitter drama dogshit, brownoid.
>>158337465thank you sar
>>158337465you clearly don't know what "disgust" looks like
I turned the volume back up on the houston/utah game and I instantly regret it. Commentators needs to SHUT THE FUCK UP with the pointless chatter.
all these incels thinking they're too good for holly lmaoshe'd make you all cream your jeans just by grinding on you
>>158337486>>158337481seethe faggy
>>158337491no fucking thank you
>>158337465>>158337481are arch fags schizophrenic?
>>158336910>Underwood>beating anything besides his meatPick one
>>158337481need more angles before the pitchforks are lowered
>>158337491Are we talking about holly holm, one of the only famous people to ever emerge from albuquerque, new mexico? Because yeah, sure, probably
>>158337465That wasn't about Arch, she just smelled an Indian.
>>158336839>>158336860>considering how fucking snakebitten his Nebraska teams were? good for him. I hope he savored it.Dude was elite during his first stint with UCF, and is looking elite in his second stint with UCF. It's time for CornCuckers to realize that Lincoln and the university are the problem, not their scapegoat coaches.
>the whole league is average or shit>byu and utah are top 10 teamsnil was a mistake
are yall watching the battle for the last g6 bid? ndsu and unm pretty pretty good
>>158337503Cope, retarded jeet.
>>158337545Gonna be UNM and Boise State in the MWCCG.
Bench Status: Ice Cold
>HOWEVER
>>158337545I love the cw
>ineligible receiverkek
CHICKEN AND WAFFLES DOWN AT CHIC FIL A
>>158336374Dawg.
>>158337595chinese weiner?
>>158337607>CHICKEN AND WAFFLESYou can get it, ALLLL DAYYYY
>>158337595CW manages to land some great games, dunno how they do it
>>158337621college wootball
>juveniles
they should have set gossip girl in either albuquerque or fargo
>>158337621no no, the c.w. formerly the w.b.
>>158337639>party goers >unruly students >misrepresented youth >masked individuals
When the fuck did the world population hit 8.3 billion?
>>158337639
HUGE pick six for the lobos
My Lobos :)
missed the Texas game cause I was banging my sister but the win makes my Buckeyes look just a bit better Go Nuts!
>>158337639>>158337652>>158337670>french student protestors
>>158337656this shit isn’t sustainable just like NiL
jason eck best demonic fat white football coach since rex ryan
>nsdPOOkek, faggots should have stayed in the FCS.
well /sp/?
>>158337583boise is in the pac 12
>>158337712Where do my newly ranked gophers fit in all of this?
>>158337712no pac12? eat shit bitch
>Utah says their rivalry with BYU started in the 1800s>BYU said it didn't start until 1922wut?
>PUTA
>b q b s
>black qbskek, cocky sumbitch just threw it right to the defender.
>>158337712Ohio State vs Notre Dame
Shuck and jive some more you fuckin' dipshit. kek.
dampier is unreal and i mean that in the worst way possiblei know street kids 3v3ing in two hand touch that dont make that throw
>>158337753>Notre Dame
okay fine ill tune in to see a black qb fail but only until the Lobos are back on
why do these mormon teams have all these southern baptists on their team?
I am sick of this meme nigger QB.
huge day for college football?
>>158337798lsu won from the poor play of their conference this weekend
Do you guys wash your feet when you take a shower?
>>158337824Yes.
>>158337824>Do you guys wash your feet when you take a shower?Yeah, I'm white.
>>158337824Why would anyone not do that unless you're crippled?
>>158337824even pee on them before I rinse them wash them
>>158337712Where's the Pop Tarts Bowl?
Is it really that cold in utah right now? people are in their snow gear.
>>158337830>>158337832>>158337837Ok, good. M-me too. I was just askin'.
>>158335319he won at the end of the day, too bad Deshaun came back and is playing well so his and his sons dream of the NFL will end at his rookie contract
>>158337857No it's 46° in salt lake
>>158337779I'm sick of all of them. The experiment failed. The game is dumber and slower than it's been in the past 20 years easy. It's boring and predictable with every single nigger or mutt scrambling at the first sign of pressure and running +3 yards out to the sideline just to throw the ball away.
>>158337864I let the soap run down my legs to my toes and wash em that way
This meme qb that pootah has should be sucking the cock of every player on their defense for saving his retarded ass tonight.
Well, I WAS going to watch the replay of the WS game 2, but of course this FAGGOT on espn just HAD to spoil that shit for me. god damn fucking espn.
lmao what the fuck was that snap by the bison
hahaha bi-sons.
>>158337897I'm sorry babe
CHINESE FIRE DRILL
>LOBO COACHES HANGING TONGUES OUT >LOBO FAN HOLDING UP THE LOBO BELT AND GETTING THE ZOOM
jej what a meme by utah
kek, sneaky fuckers.
Arch played nice with Holly. He has too. Sark created the enduring image.
Oh, shit. Big 12 reffies are starting to converse. This will not end well.
New Mexico New Mexico StateFIUFAUAir Force NDSUSam Houston App StateKentuckyI like these teams this season
>>158336351I’m gonna go watch porn now.
>POOSTONKEK
BANE?!
>poostain
POOSTON
hell of a sack how did the left side of the line miss him lmao
well that was anticlimatic.
FOOMBLE
that safety fucking obliterated Weigman lmao
That's game. BYU/UCF game of the day?
the stupid fucks didn’t have the bodies to block
>>158337959t’ain’t over quite yet m8
Uhhhh why did they score there?
Good defensive play design. Three O lineman were blocking one rusher
>>158337965App State upset is up there too
>it was 10-0
>>158337965BYU/UCF might be GOTY, it was pure kino
>>158337976Forces them to score and convert 2 to tie
Never understood why coaches don’t go for 2 there. Try to make it a 9 point game and fully end it.
>>158337977really slick from utah
>>158337993Yeah, but they could have taken time off the clock.
if Utah wins this game, they basically clinch the Big12 since they don't play Tech this year
>>158338003if they didn’t convert it then Houston would’ve tied with 7 and won with 8. Give up a shitty deep ball, and Houston says fuck it, converts and you lose the game.
>>158338017Or houston gets sacked by a blindside safety again and loses the game.
>>158337058Bitches on hinge will beat down your door trying to go out with you but you PUA faggots still spend hours every week in bars just trying to pull one phone number like it’s still 2003.
Is hawaii playing tonight or is this the last game
For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.
>>158338033they played yesterday...and checked
Imagine if the NFL had this much indepthness with their review system when teams like the queefs get the reffies on their side every fucking game.
>>158337465I don’t think that’s a face, she’s just really ugly.
DRAGON.
POOTAH
PREPARE YOUR FUCKING BUTTS FOR MORE OVERTIME
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>158337491She’s not even the kind of fat that comes with great tits.
DRAGON!
>game starts at 10pm central>possible overtime>it's already 2amkill me know
>>158338046Cool it with the antisemitism.
>>158337824I only wash my body once per week. I do my hair and face daily. No one has complained yet including the five girls I’ve fucked.
>blitz>winIt's that easy
>>158338063I wouldn't be worried if I were you
>>158337696World birth rate is 2.2. That’s perfectly sustainable.
>>158338078brianflores.jpg
>>158338011after how this season has gone you can't write anyone off
This houston qb sure loves memechucking the ball.
BYU deserved #1 this week. They bootyblasted ND while Miami needed OT to beat FSU. Too bad. Who knows when they’ll ever get that close again.
Galaxy brain stuff there from dampier
John Mateer looks like if Tom Holland was a neanderthal.
>signing female song saying “I dont care”
>>158338011they still play BYPoo and Zona
>>158337824Hell yeah brother. My bed don't smell awful because I sleep with dirty ass feet.
>>158338110If it’s the icona pop song that shit slaps.
>here's how houston can still win
Lotta hotties in that crowd
>not just taking a delay of game and then kneeling because there has to be at least one second off the clock if a play is ran.
>>158338127was hoping for the situation where the QB runs into the endzone and then throws the ball up in celebration
>bye bye byelet them cook
dude that nigger lacks so much iq he did that triple move running into his own guy and all that shit when he needed to burn one fucking second. retarded niggers find ways to amaze me each weekend
new to Utes, what's "holy war"?
good night cozy /cfb/.See you next week.
>no stooooormthank mormon jesus>>158338142mormon jihad
>>158338145cya
the big12 just doesn't carry the same weight as it used to
>>158338142Utah vs BYU. SLC is mostly catholic and Provo is all momo’s.
>>158338126I dont know the name of it but it goes nunnununun i dont care i love it i dont care. stupid girl song for gays if you like it
>>158338154I CRASHED MY CAR INTO A BRIDGEI DON’T CAREI LOVE ITI DON’T CAREI LOVE ITI LOVE IT
>>158338153How is SLC mostly Catholic???? Are you just making things up?
>>1583381522026202920302051Good trends
Week Six>#1 Texas lost>#6 Alabama lost>#10 LSU lost>#13 Oregon lost>#16 Florida lost >#25 Pitt lost Week 7>#1 Georgia lost>#2 Notre Dame lost>#5 Indiana lost>#6 Alabama lost >#7 Texas lost>#13 Missouri lost >#16 Mississippi State lost>#18 Oklahoma State lost Week 8>#2 BYU lost>#7 Ole Miss lost>#8 Texas Tech lost>#11 Tennessee lost >#14 Houston lost >#15 Iowa lost >#16 USC lostWhat a fucking massacre in the rankings
>>158338175only really means something if you lost to a lower rank and/or unranked team. #14 houston losing to #10 Utah is hardly a note
>>158338152>dhampir
