>>158336477Not making it flames themed?
My Sabres....My Kraken...
>>158336510Gotta save those for when other teams start getting eliminated.
>>158336510No. You all had like 15 minutes to make a new. I just grabbed something random.
>>158336525Your fault for rooting for shit teams
flames have sufficiently heated up
Fine, fine, In consolation, have a Dennis Wideman webm.
I thought we had all agreed the new thread would be Flames themed
Discuss Devils, rather than Flames
Flames and Islanders
new fontaines dc slaps btw
>>158336560He did nothing wrong. Just matching the ref's blind energy.
takagi
I was a hater, but the Flames are honestly a perfect team. Conroy cooked, and the Flamiacs were correct
>>158336599That band sucks, bro. It's pop music for people who think they don't like pop music.
>>158336656no they rule bro. not everything though i will admit. 8/10 band. at least the last two records haven't listened to the earlier stuff.
TO GARYTIME!
>>158336723>haven't listened to the earlier stuff, just the radio shit.Like I said: >>158336656 >It's pop music for people who think they don't like pop music.
>>158336760cope they don't play these songs on the radio
>>158336599>>158336723I have never heard of these fags. I will not be giving them a listen, but I will determine how good they are based entirely off of who you root for.
flames lost the dupoint lottery
>>158336785They do. Because they are the ____ pop band of the future. shit, they even gifted them a grammy so people would listen to their shitty pop music.
>>158336806penguins for me
PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH :D
>>158336806gary for me
>>158336806We both root for Gary...
>>158336857I barely recognize them as a band, no matter how many awards they may have. Terrible taste in music.>>158336881Now I'm in love. One of the best bands I have ever heard.
>>158336857>penguinsYeah, makes sense. Start band-wagoning something after they "win" a few cups/grammys whatever. You are a fake.
Its not looking good for the Krakens
might go piss outside
>>158336913Nothing left to look good since they got rid of hockey mommy
>>158336935patriot
Forgot to go take a shit at intermission. Guess I'm waiting.
Good lord the Wings are ass
>>158336957Which of these 4-1 games has you so enthralled?
Will they boo Hughes in Vancouver tomorrow night?
>>158336905you are mad.
>>158336981Nah, I'm glad. All the teams I root for won their respective games today.
>>158336976they are booing him in seattle tonight lol
we need a /RPH/ switchuphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbxIZhZHLLk&list=RDFbxIZhZHLLk&start_radio=1
>>158337023Well if we're just shitpostinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Sa9v_V5Ttk
>>158337008only wild jerseys are, no krakhead gives a fuck about the hughes
daccord just about gifted a goal to trenin of all people kek
>>158336998hell yeah bro! plan the parade!
>>158337073You got one comin' up June, don't ya?
>>158337089yes! the stanley cup celebration parade, glad you acknowledged that.
cooley is unstoppable
>>158337111they call them stanley cups now? isn't gary going to sue them?
>>158337126back to the drawing board with this one bro you're better than that.>>158337125what's next for wolf
>>158337140i'm pretty drunk, i don't wanna think.
>>158337163we can tell
>>158337125Many are saying this.
really don't like how I keep getting btfo by the state of wisconsin
>>158337163based amd same
>>158337193usc fan?
BREAKING NEWS:Sidney Crosby has passed away from his injuries sustained from a ref in the game tonight.
Seattle in for a meme of a time.
>>1583372322 wins there
>>158337232I have no expectations other than splitting the season 2-2 with the flames
>>158337221Doesn't he know that diving from a ref doesn't get your team on the PP?
>>158337249there's been a rash of that going around
Much like when Jaime Benn passed away
>empty net with 7 mins leftgoalie goal watch
>empty net alreadyroflmfao
SHIT TEAMS
>>158337221>>158337249Does Crosby know that this is not soccer?
>>158337261>>158337267Wonder if that was just because it was against a tired 3rd line, or the kraken's coach is literally a crack head.
>>158337275How the fuck does someone watch this shit more than once?
>>158337278What's the difference between losing 4-1 and 5-1?
>>1583372752 for embellishingGet that shit off my rink!
>>158337278kek, nope, still empty.
>>158337294Oh, hey, Patrick Roy. Didn't know you posted here.
>both games down 3 with about 4 to go>krakken desperately trying>wongs just gooning
why are the flames paying their backup 7.5mill a season?
>>158337326do they have a starter? I thought it was a 2A, 2B kind of thing.
Pull the goalie again
anyone got a webm of the ref heeming crosby?
"Mr. Saddledome" Ryan Strome
>>158337374scroll up
>>158337221>>158337275>>158337289
gg wild, one of these days these shit teams will play in the ploffs
TUSKS UP =JJ
>>158337393Dude...why do they do this?
>>158337389fuck me im retarded, thanks
>>158337393He's doing that as a joke, right?
>>158337417it happens to all of us
>>158337404It's a sport that's most common scores are 0-0 and 1-0, literally any advantage that could possibly be gained will be taken.They're calling it possibly the worst sport ever conceived.
>>158337438But it was the ref that touched him.
>>158337438neither of those games are 0-0 or 1-0
>>158337444checked
82 goals scored today
>>158337404Because in the past 20 years, refs almost never punishes diving and embellishment. That's one of the main reasons to why I stopped watching football in 2009.>>158337422No
>>158336960they are just tanking for picks anon it's just a rebuild ok 2 more weeks
When will the NHL start calling interference on defence I think we all agree that the game is much better since they started calling all the holding, hooking and slashing in the last couple decades. The game is faster and there's a ton more offense/scoring because of it.The last big penalty that still gets allowed is the interference that defenceman do on forwards entering the zone. Forwards will dump in the puck and then be completely interfered after for many seconds afterwards.I'd bet calling this would help add even more scoring to the game when defence are finally forced to stop interfering in the play.
>>15833747684 game season I'm afraid
>>158337493No, I mean why would he do it when he saw it was the ref who touched him. what advantage is that?
can't wait for my grandchildren to say pre '26 cups don't count because they didn't play 84 games
>>158337498>Why isn't hockey basketball
>>158337476are you not entertained?
>>158337559when you have grandchildren there will be 90 games and 50 teams and mandatory participation in sports betting and gary will still be alive and head of the league
>>158336477everything about this screencap is whats wrong with nu-4chan
>>158337524It's most likely an instinctive reaction.
>>158337561Yeah
Let's all laugh at my wings
It's this guy called Conny Hellebuck or somethin', I don't know T, could be worth some money or some shit, Just got traded to the Devils
>>158337298The ref shoulda called that penalty on him after karate chopping Crosby.Why is he such a bitch?
>>158337612
I genuinely fear the Flames will give my Habs the worst thrashing of the season
>>158337538aren't you guys going extinct because of the birth rate?
took that nyt quiz that guesses where you're from based on how what you call things or pronounce things after 13 years and it still nailed it.
https://youtu.be/K7PhrPbyIsE?si=hjDeu2a_l-67kZ6T
>>158337801Those things usually get me pretty accurate unless they have these bugs on it. I have always called them doodlebugs, but according to those tests that is a Louisiana specific thing, so I have no idea where I picked that up from.
>>158337866i call them woodbugsat work we call small wall brushes doodlebugs
>>158337654The we gotta go to the gaem, Chrissy. Get da othas
It’s uphttps://youtu.be/QezEB06SwdY?si=VgLKe6dRNqHPZmbE
>>158337866rolly pollys which is retarded but it's not my fault that's what we were taught
>>158337925UP IN DA CLUB
How is this sustainable?
>>158337891>>158338112That's the reason those tests often ask about them. They have a shitload of names because everyone has some different dumb name for them.Most people around me call them rolly pollys, or pill bugs.
>>158338118As an all-purpose hater I have to hope he hits 200 points and loses in the first round to some total dogshit. "Utah Mammoth"
>>158338118It's not and thats why they lost 7-2 to the fucking>laffs
>>158338177and they probably will. they have 3 (three) good players who will pay 30 minutes a night for 84 games
>>158338118It's hilarious because even if those 3 put up a combined 600 points they will still choke in the playoffs
>>158338184Just like my islanders
someday /hoc/ will finally give my islanders the respect we deserve
>>158338118even if it was it's no guarantee, even dwayne jetski only won 4 cups while he was in his peak form
>>158338197just like your islanders
>>158338199the broship is struggling the knights need the isles to help in these dark times
>>158338204sad to say but the isles will never be mario
>>158338214we all know why
i will catch the latter end of the steelies game bro's. this euroshit is fucking gay desu
Did my team win?
>>158338235no we lost to the fucking BLUE JACKETS KWAB
>>158338237Just like my penguins );
>>158338229
>>158338233Isn't France in complete anarchy rn? Why didn't they cancel it?
What the fuck is their problem?
>>158338242we just need more time
>>158338246more insane is that the wwe is still going to run their event in saudi arabia in two weeks kek
>>158338252lmao
>>158338247shots fired
the flames are the houthis of the nhl
>>158338278whose the idf
>>158338310Vegas
>>158338342oh he boilin even tho we've been embarrassed for 3 straight games
I’m not even enough of a stupid niggercattle to watch sports anymore, but I was really coping and I thought of my old friend copey. I had just felt so absolutely buttblasted and grasping at copey straws, when I thought what would copey do? I had never had such a cope cataclysm such as this one. I hope bud outran all the dui checkstops, and I hope that dumb raped bitch got honest help. Thanks for coping to my Ted talk T. From SHERWOOD PARK
>>158338353Name a team more Gary coded than Vegas.
>>158338357define gary coded
>>158338362
>>158338357Florida is equal to Vegas.
>>158338371any other questions
You could even call it a cope-undrum! A cope-conundrum.
>>158338388>88That's not what Gary coded means, hitler.>>158338376I can agree to that.
>>158338401raped bitch
>>158338388Then why are all these teams so bad?
>>158338410cope the oilers have 3, arguably 4, nhl caliber players
>>158338355
the season is already 14% over
still think that vegas should open a pub on the strip and call it the knight club and have it golden knight-themed if they haven't already
>>158337326Did you not see Wolf's first season? He generated insane hype single-handedly giving the Flames a decent shot at making playoffs, only to miss out by a regulation win behind the Blues with their insane 12 game winning streak. Then Wolf has shit the bed ever since. But Calgary has always put emphasis on having a solid goalie for the franchise. Kippr being the last
>>158338410owning a sports team is a luxury status purchase.
>>158338475How 'bout them Jags?
>>158338404Good post
>>158338432Thanks Gary
>>158338460Not sure Gary would approve of that
>>158338479is the owner a pro wrestler?
>>158338479who is that midget that hit him kek god damn the tranny fed is lame
>>158338460They've got a bar right next to the front entrance to their stadium that everyone pregames at. Just not Knight themed.
>>158338494i'm not working you: their owner gave his autistic son millions of dollars to run a tranny wrestling company.
>>158338494Tony Khan, the guy getting punched, in that video owns both the Jacksonville Jaguars, and AEW wrestling.>>158338495Jack Perry, Luke Perry's little brother.
>>158338500>>158338498this is incredible information.
>>158338500KWAB he got bullied backstage by a 45 year old emaciated cm punk and then for some reason they aired the footage months later KEK oh no no no no thank god his chad dad wasn't alive to see it
>>158338500is luke perry related to corey perry
>>158338500oh no i need to clarify that tony khan's father owns the jags
>>158338513My bad. I thought he had actually given Tony the Jags at some point.
>>158338510I suspect they are all related to Matthew Perry.
starting to think our sharkies are in trouble
>>158338520true
>>158338535It'll be fine
>>158338535hows nurse been
>>158338547he was good at first and now hes bad but i dont know enough about hockey to explain it better but yea hes kinda ass rn
>>158338547He's given me an excuse to make nurse shark jokes, so frankly that's all I need.
>>158338556>>158338558gotcha
>>158338574Less meme of an answer, he has a presence on the ice that is noticeable, but he isn't racking up points. One of those things that is more noticeable when he's missing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_kswlYZN5o
Waterloo, i was defeated you won the war.
>>158338585who is he paired with normally? and is he on the pp1?
Our flames are almost at 0.500 :)))I knew they could do it. They just needed to believe in themselves. I'm pound of the small role /hoc/ played in making sure our flames know they rule no matter what.
>>158338687based me knights are on their downward trend to meet the flames at 0.500 :))
>>158338710what do the knights need to get back on track
>>158338724well i'm no ryan craig but it's a simple 3 point plan:1. invisible offensive players who get paid tens of millions of dollars need to score goals2. invisible defensive players who get paid millions of dollars need to defend the defensive zone and protect the two utter dogshit goalies3. the goalies need to kill themselves in order to create cap space for people that can competently tend the goal and make routine saves
Why do I keep getting ads on YouTube for streaming kings games when I’m on the other side of the country
>>158338710Maybe my flames and your knights can meet in the stan lee cup playoffs!
>>158338754i hope so :))
>>158338750this all makes sense and you need to fax the vegas gm your suggestions immediately
Sharks are in a playoff spot
it's time for the isles to do a favor for our knighties and give us sorokin. it's the least they can do after broing them to a cup
>>158338809hill for cooley 1 for 1 hill has cup winning experience the flames could use that
>>158338817No way ride or die wolf
>>158338819hill and wolf would take you guys to the promised land (#1oa pick)
How likely is Faber for Larkin
Apparently you can buy tickets at Costco
>>158338886Retard
>>158338990damn right next to the huggable support pillows tooi'd buy both
>>158338990Sams club too
>>158338831The promised land is me and Wolf playing DK jungle in Mario kart double dash. That can't happen if he gets traded :(
>>158339031dk mountain sorry
It’s up
>>158339135toccbros...
I just want to say that my wongs suck
>>158339206just like my islanders
good morning euro /hoc/i can't sleep and it's too early for breakfast
>>158339135>nuckiea>bedards
>>158339371What time is it
>>158339428Time for you to get a watch haha
>>158339428hmm let me check... half past a freckle hahahaa
>>1583394285:30 am in a sunday i have absolutely nothing to do until puck drops at 7pm
>>158339489You could goon for 12 hours
slopdown got canceled
wrestlefags OUT
>>158339578Good post