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>>158336477
Not making it flames themed?
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My Sabres....
My Kraken...
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>>158336510
Gotta save those for when other teams start getting eliminated.
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>>158336510
No. You all had like 15 minutes to make a new. I just grabbed something random.
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>>158336525
Your fault for rooting for shit teams
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flames have sufficiently heated up
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Fine, fine, In consolation, have a Dennis Wideman webm.
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I thought we had all agreed the new thread would be Flames themed
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Discuss Devils, rather than Flames
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Flames and Islanders
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new fontaines dc slaps btw
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>>158336560
He did nothing wrong. Just matching the ref's blind energy.
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takagi
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I was a hater, but the Flames are honestly a perfect team. Conroy cooked, and the Flamiacs were correct
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>>158336599
That band sucks, bro. It's pop music for people who think they don't like pop music.
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>>158336656
no they rule bro. not everything though i will admit. 8/10 band. at least the last two records haven't listened to the earlier stuff.
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TO GARYTIME!
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>>158336723
>haven't listened to the earlier stuff, just the radio shit.
Like I said: >>158336656
>It's pop music for people who think they don't like pop music.
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>>158336760
cope they don't play these songs on the radio
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>>158336599
>>158336723
I have never heard of these fags. I will not be giving them a listen, but I will determine how good they are based entirely off of who you root for.
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flames lost the dupoint lottery
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>>158336785
They do. Because they are the ____ pop band of the future. shit, they even gifted them a grammy so people would listen to their shitty pop music.
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>>158336806
penguins for me
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PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH :D
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>>158336806
gary for me
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>>158336806
We both root for Gary...
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>>158336857
I barely recognize them as a band, no matter how many awards they may have. Terrible taste in music.
>>158336881
Now I'm in love. One of the best bands I have ever heard.
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>>158336857
>penguins
Yeah, makes sense. Start band-wagoning something after they "win" a few cups/grammys whatever. You are a fake.
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Its not looking good for the Krakens
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might go piss outside
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>>158336913
Nothing left to look good since they got rid of hockey mommy
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>>158336935
patriot
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Forgot to go take a shit at intermission. Guess I'm waiting.
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Good lord the Wings are ass
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>>158336957
Which of these 4-1 games has you so enthralled?
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Will they boo Hughes in Vancouver tomorrow night?
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>>158336905
you are mad.
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>>158336981
Nah, I'm glad. All the teams I root for won their respective games today.
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>>158336976
they are booing him in seattle tonight lol
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we need a /RPH/ switchup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbxIZhZHLLk&list=RDFbxIZhZHLLk&start_radio=1
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>>158337023
Well if we're just shitposting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Sa9v_V5Ttk
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>>158337008
only wild jerseys are, no krakhead gives a fuck about the hughes
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daccord just about gifted a goal to trenin of all people kek
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>>158336998
hell yeah bro! plan the parade!
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>>158337073
You got one comin' up June, don't ya?
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>>158337089
yes! the stanley cup celebration parade, glad you acknowledged that.
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cooley is unstoppable
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>>158337111
they call them stanley cups now? isn't gary going to sue them?
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>>158337126
back to the drawing board with this one bro you're better than that.
>>158337125
what's next for wolf
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>>158337140
i'm pretty drunk, i don't wanna think.
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>>158337163
we can tell
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>>158337125
Many are saying this.
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really don't like how I keep getting btfo by the state of wisconsin
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>>158337163
based amd same
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>>158337193
usc fan?
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BREAKING NEWS:
Sidney Crosby has passed away from his injuries sustained from a ref in the game tonight.
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Seattle in for a meme of a time.
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>>158337232
2 wins there
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>>158337232
I have no expectations other than splitting the season 2-2 with the flames
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>>158337221
Doesn't he know that diving from a ref doesn't get your team on the PP?
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>>158337249
there's been a rash of that going around
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Much like when Jaime Benn passed away
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>empty net with 7 mins left
goalie goal watch
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>empty net already
roflmfao
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SHIT TEAMS
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>>158337221
>>158337249
Does Crosby know that this is not soccer?
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>>158337261
>>158337267
Wonder if that was just because it was against a tired 3rd line, or the kraken's coach is literally a crack head.
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>>158337275
How the fuck does someone watch this shit more than once?
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>>158337278
What's the difference between losing 4-1 and 5-1?
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>>158337275
2 for embellishing
Get that shit off my rink!
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>>158337278
kek, nope, still empty.
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>>158337294
Oh, hey, Patrick Roy. Didn't know you posted here.
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>both games down 3 with about 4 to go
>krakken desperately trying
>wongs just gooning
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why are the flames paying their backup 7.5mill a season?
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>>158337326
do they have a starter? I thought it was a 2A, 2B kind of thing.
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Pull the goalie again
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anyone got a webm of the ref heeming crosby?
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"Mr. Saddledome" Ryan Strome
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>>158337374
scroll up
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>>158337221
>>158337275
>>158337289
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gg wild, one of these days these shit teams will play in the ploffs
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TUSKS UP =JJ
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>>158337393
Dude...why do they do this?
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>>158337389
fuck me im retarded, thanks
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>>158337393
He's doing that as a joke, right?
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>>158337417
it happens to all of us
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>>158337404
It's a sport that's most common scores are 0-0 and 1-0, literally any advantage that could possibly be gained will be taken.
They're calling it possibly the worst sport ever conceived.
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>>158337438
But it was the ref that touched him.
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>>158337438
neither of those games are 0-0 or 1-0
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>>158337444
checked
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82 goals scored today
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>>158337404
Because in the past 20 years, refs almost never punishes diving and embellishment. That's one of the main reasons to why I stopped watching football in 2009.
>>158337422
No
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>>158336960
they are just tanking for picks anon it's just a rebuild ok 2 more weeks
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When will the NHL start calling interference on defence

I think we all agree that the game is much better since they started calling all the holding, hooking and slashing in the last couple decades. The game is faster and there's a ton more offense/scoring because of it.

The last big penalty that still gets allowed is the interference that defenceman do on forwards entering the zone. Forwards will dump in the puck and then be completely interfered after for many seconds afterwards.

I'd bet calling this would help add even more scoring to the game when defence are finally forced to stop interfering in the play.
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>>158337476
84 game season I'm afraid
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>>158337493
No, I mean why would he do it when he saw it was the ref who touched him. what advantage is that?
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can't wait for my grandchildren to say pre '26 cups don't count because they didn't play 84 games
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>>158337498
>Why isn't hockey basketball
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>>158337476
are you not entertained?
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>>158337559
when you have grandchildren there will be 90 games and 50 teams and mandatory participation in sports betting and gary will still be alive and head of the league
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>>158336477
everything about this screencap is whats wrong with nu-4chan
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>>158337524
It's most likely an instinctive reaction.
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>>158337561
Yeah
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Let's all laugh at my wings
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It's this guy called Conny Hellebuck or somethin', I don't know T, could be worth some money or some shit, Just got traded to the Devils
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>>158337298
The ref shoulda called that penalty on him after karate chopping Crosby.
Why is he such a bitch?
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>>158337612
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I genuinely fear the Flames will give my Habs the worst thrashing of the season
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>>158337538
aren't you guys going extinct because of the birth rate?
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took that nyt quiz that guesses where you're from based on how what you call things or pronounce things after 13 years and it still nailed it.
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https://youtu.be/K7PhrPbyIsE?si=hjDeu2a_l-67kZ6T
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>>158337801
Those things usually get me pretty accurate unless they have these bugs on it. I have always called them doodlebugs, but according to those tests that is a Louisiana specific thing, so I have no idea where I picked that up from.
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>>158337866
i call them woodbugs
at work we call small wall brushes doodlebugs
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>>158337654
The we gotta go to the gaem, Chrissy. Get da othas
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It’s up
https://youtu.be/QezEB06SwdY?si=VgLKe6dRNqHPZmbE
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>>158337866
rolly pollys which is retarded but it's not my fault that's what we were taught
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>>158337925
UP IN DA CLUB
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How is this sustainable?
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>>158337891
>>158338112
That's the reason those tests often ask about them. They have a shitload of names because everyone has some different dumb name for them.
Most people around me call them rolly pollys, or pill bugs.
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>>158338118
As an all-purpose hater I have to hope he hits 200 points and loses in the first round to some total dogshit. "Utah Mammoth"
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>>158338118
It's not and thats why they lost 7-2 to the fucking
>laffs
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>>158338177
and they probably will. they have 3 (three) good players who will pay 30 minutes a night for 84 games
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>>158338118
It's hilarious because even if those 3 put up a combined 600 points they will still choke in the playoffs
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>>158338184
Just like my islanders
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someday /hoc/ will finally give my islanders the respect we deserve
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>>158338118
even if it was it's no guarantee, even dwayne jetski only won 4 cups while he was in his peak form
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>>158338197
just like your islanders
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>>158338199
the broship is struggling the knights need the isles to help in these dark times
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>>158338204
sad to say but the isles will never be mario
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>>158338214
we all know why
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i will catch the latter end of the steelies game bro's. this euroshit is fucking gay desu
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Did my team win?
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>>158338235
no we lost to the fucking BLUE JACKETS

KWAB
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>>158338237
Just like my penguins );
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>>158338229
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>>158338233
Isn't France in complete anarchy rn? Why didn't they cancel it?
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What the fuck is their problem?
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>>158338242
we just need more time
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>>158338246
more insane is that the wwe is still going to run their event in saudi arabia in two weeks kek
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>>158338252
lmao
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>>158338247
shots fired
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the flames are the houthis of the nhl
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>>158338278
whose the idf
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>>158338310
Vegas
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>>158338342
oh he boilin even tho we've been embarrassed for 3 straight games
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I’m not even enough of a stupid niggercattle to watch sports anymore, but I was really coping and I thought of my old friend copey. I had just felt so absolutely buttblasted and grasping at copey straws, when I thought what would copey do? I had never had such a cope cataclysm such as this one. I hope bud outran all the dui checkstops, and I hope that dumb raped bitch got honest help. Thanks for coping to my Ted talk

T. From SHERWOOD PARK
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>>158338353
Name a team more Gary coded than Vegas.
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>>158338357
define gary coded
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>>158338362
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>>158338357
Florida is equal to Vegas.
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>>158338371
any other questions
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You could even call it a cope-undrum! A cope-conundrum.
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>>158338388
>88
That's not what Gary coded means, hitler.
>>158338376
I can agree to that.
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>>158338401
raped bitch
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>>158338388
Then why are all these teams so bad?
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>>158338410
cope the oilers have 3, arguably 4, nhl caliber players
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>>158338355
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the season is already 14% over
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still think that vegas should open a pub on the strip and call it the knight club and have it golden knight-themed if they haven't already
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>>158337326
Did you not see Wolf's first season? He generated insane hype single-handedly giving the Flames a decent shot at making playoffs, only to miss out by a regulation win behind the Blues with their insane 12 game winning streak. Then Wolf has shit the bed ever since. But Calgary has always put emphasis on having a solid goalie for the franchise. Kippr being the last
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>>158338410
owning a sports team is a luxury status purchase.
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>>158338475
How 'bout them Jags?
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>>158338404
Good post
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>>158338432
Thanks Gary
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>>158338460
Not sure Gary would approve of that
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>>158338479
is the owner a pro wrestler?
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>>158338479
who is that midget that hit him kek god damn the tranny fed is lame
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>>158338460
They've got a bar right next to the front entrance to their stadium that everyone pregames at. Just not Knight themed.
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>>158338494
i'm not working you: their owner gave his autistic son millions of dollars to run a tranny wrestling company.
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>>158338494
Tony Khan, the guy getting punched, in that video owns both the Jacksonville Jaguars, and AEW wrestling.
>>158338495
Jack Perry, Luke Perry's little brother.
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>>158338500
>>158338498
this is incredible information.
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>>158338500
KWAB he got bullied backstage by a 45 year old emaciated cm punk and then for some reason they aired the footage months later KEK oh no no no no thank god his chad dad wasn't alive to see it
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>>158338500
is luke perry related to corey perry
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>>158338500
oh no i need to clarify that tony khan's father owns the jags
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>>158338513
My bad. I thought he had actually given Tony the Jags at some point.
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>>158338510
I suspect they are all related to Matthew Perry.
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starting to think our sharkies are in trouble
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>>158338520
true
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>>158338535
It'll be fine
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>>158338535
hows nurse been
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>>158338547
he was good at first and now hes bad but i dont know enough about hockey to explain it better but yea hes kinda ass rn
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>>158338547
He's given me an excuse to make nurse shark jokes, so frankly that's all I need.
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>>158338556
>>158338558
gotcha
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>>158338574
Less meme of an answer, he has a presence on the ice that is noticeable, but he isn't racking up points. One of those things that is more noticeable when he's missing.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_kswlYZN5o
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Waterloo, i was defeated you won the war.
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>>158338585
who is he paired with normally? and is he on the pp1?
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Our flames are almost at 0.500 :)))
I knew they could do it. They just needed to believe in themselves. I'm pound of the small role /hoc/ played in making sure our flames know they rule no matter what.
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>>158338687
based me knights are on their downward trend to meet the flames at 0.500 :))
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>>158338710
what do the knights need to get back on track
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>>158338724
well i'm no ryan craig but it's a simple 3 point plan:
1. invisible offensive players who get paid tens of millions of dollars need to score goals
2. invisible defensive players who get paid millions of dollars need to defend the defensive zone and protect the two utter dogshit goalies
3. the goalies need to kill themselves in order to create cap space for people that can competently tend the goal and make routine saves
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Why do I keep getting ads on YouTube for streaming kings games when I’m on the other side of the country
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>>158338710
Maybe my flames and your knights can meet in the stan lee cup playoffs!
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>>158338754
i hope so :))
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>>158338750
this all makes sense and you need to fax the vegas gm your suggestions immediately
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Sharks are in a playoff spot
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it's time for the isles to do a favor for our knighties and give us sorokin. it's the least they can do after broing them to a cup
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>>158338809
hill for cooley 1 for 1 hill has cup winning experience the flames could use that
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>>158338817
No way ride or die wolf
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>>158338819
hill and wolf would take you guys to the promised land (#1oa pick)
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How likely is Faber for Larkin
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Apparently you can buy tickets at Costco
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>>158338886
Retard
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>>158338990
damn right next to the huggable support pillows too
i'd buy both
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>>158338990
Sams club too
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>>158338831
The promised land is me and Wolf playing DK jungle in Mario kart double dash. That can't happen if he gets traded :(
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>>158339031
dk mountain sorry
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It’s up
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>>158339135
toccbros...
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I just want to say that my wongs suck
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>>158339206
just like my islanders
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good morning euro /hoc/
i can't sleep and it's too early for breakfast
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>>158339135
>nuckiea
>bedards
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>>158339371
What time is it
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>>158339428
Time for you to get a watch haha
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>>158339428
hmm let me check... half past a freckle hahahaa
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>>158339428
5:30 am in a sunday i have absolutely nothing to do until puck drops at 7pm
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>>158339489
You could goon for 12 hours
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slopdown got canceled
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wrestlefags OUT
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>>158339578
Good post



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