Kick off 2pm UKMan Utd: Lammens, Dalot, Maguire (c), Yoro, Heaven, Santos, Tielemans, Mount, Baleba, Diallo, Mbeumo.>Subs: Darlow, De Ligt, Martinez, Mazraoui, Fernandes, T. Fletcher, Cunha, Lacey, Zirkzee.Bournemouth: Petrovic, Smith (c), Hill, Silva, Truffert, Cook, Adams, Rayan, Kluivert, Tavernier, Evanilson.>Subs: Di Gregorio, Soler, Brooks, Christie, Gannon-Doak, Diakite, Adli, Kroupi, Rodriguez.
first for /mug/
That United side is complete fucking shit, absolute state of their recruitment.
Why don't they start Big Z
Up the Cherries!
up the cherries>>158340489based
That XI is honestly so bad, what the fuck are United spending their money on?
its time
I hope United win just because of how many people on /sp/ want them to lose.
>>158340448Man U ez dub
>Fernandes dropped for 'pure football' reasons
>>158340545Well yeah he's been shite
>>158340545Talking shit like a bitch reasons
>>158340545he's a luxury player that doesn't do much but feed off the graft of others around himwhen thats not working he's a passenger
>>158340555Thats not the point though is it you moron. Rather than say they're disciplining him for undermining the authority of the manager, they've tried to spin it. "Football reasons" "Picked up an injury"
let's fuckin go red devils!! we in there!!! HEED DA MONOLOGUE
>>158340495>Maguire: £80m>Yoro: £60m>Santos: £50m>Mount: £60m>Baleba: £70m>Mbongo: £70mBig money, big quality.
>>158340531They're calling him the Contrarian's Contrarian
If United wins this without Bruno, he's in deep shit
I hope united gets hummiliated
Reminder that "their best player is holding them back ackshually" is an incredibly Reddit opinion
>>158340577You're so fucking dumb
>>158340580He's dropped for bad football reasons yep now choke on it you cunt
>>158340641In that case the entire side that played like complete shit against Como should have been left at Carrington. Fact is Fernandes would have been playing if he didn't bitch about Carrick.
>>158340620casemeiro was obvioulsy the engine the entire time
>>158340669That's what the new Ngubu is supposed to be for.
>>158340641>Missed 16 games in 6 years>Played in every game this season>First game after saying Carricks tactics were shit>Mysteriously on the bench/sp would be better without you posting on it, you type drivel, you're mentally handicapped, you're on universal credit, you sleep in your childhood bedroom
>>158340682casemeiro was world class had massive pedigreeits terrible luck he didn't want to play until the last 4 months of his contract
>>158340689Bruno has admitted to the public that he is incapable of following the manager's tactics. That's why he has been dropped.
>>158340701Now here comes the abuse aimed at you as though you're Michael Carrick. Such a odd little man.
BRUNO WAS DROPPED BECAUSE HE IS FUCKING DOGSHIT
4-0 Bournemouth
>>158340701>Bruno has admitted to the public that he is incapable of following the manager's tactics. No he hasnt. You've completely made that up
all of this has little if anything to do with Chelsea losing at home to shitty little Spurs
>>1583407486-0 cuz it will be so funny for Mihono Bourbon
The Carrick redempton starts today. And once United are champions again, they won't be graceful like Arsenal.
No Room for Racism btw lads
>>158340789You're absolutely raging over that result you sad twat
ManU rat face DNA
>>158340789>Chelsea losing at home to shitty little Spursfuck off did they*checks*WTF!!!
190 we know you support Spurs and are happy they actually won against Chelsea but give it a rest.
mug morning
united win today to prolong the agony
Torn between this and the gynmastics world championships on bbc2 with that yorkshireman on commentary>oooh thats a fuckin reyt landing that i tell thee
>190 is gone>the threadmeister is gone>the Tears for Fears bloke is gone
>>158340979>190 is gonelol. lmao. he just dropped his trip because he got bullied by farage and an e-whore. picked up two other trips (geezer with a barcadi breezer and some other one i forget) and exposed himself (again) and just went back to his vpn use gimmick.
>>158340448Well, we've lost one proper mug for reasons you all know. Do you think United can make up for the loss today?
I pray for your safety ukrainewebmbro
>>158341026we are owed that lost mug with a mug of even more hilarity today
YOOOOO HOOOOO
the problem here for mugbros is that united haven't beaten bournemouth in 6 pl games and the last 3 games at old trafford have been a 4-4 and two bournemouth 3-0 winsa draw against bournemouth at home is now considered a solid result for the sleeping giant that is manchester united
do we post here or just skip straight to /mug/
> support you even more> can't even support a banner properly
>>158341113kek
What happened to United's academy? They used to take English kids and turn them into some of the best players in the world. Now they just poach Ngubus from other clubs and turn them into useless layabouts. Has their entire strategy changed to gambling on the next wonderkid? Did having Cristiano Ronaldo mentally break United?
>>158341111
no one has ever liked gary nevilleit was always a meme how hated he was as a player especially for england why does he get to commentate every big match
tha absolute state of that united lineup
>mount>tielemans in the 10>mbeumo in the 9jesus theyre actually going to lose to mememouth arent they
>>158341136all the best kids from the area are likely taken by Man City, they probably pay the parents
>fernandes benched
West Virginia being singed in Manchesterd, England will never not be funny
>No Room for Racism>Do the BLM gesture for Black History MonthAt least pretend to care about the others lmao
wheres Sesko
Now imagine Mason Mount with a non-contact injury after 7 minutes and Bruno having to come on
gary neville normally does the 4.30pm sunday game, but of course its yanited at 2pm so he does that one instead for impartial analysis and constantly droning on about united and its problemsits boring now
>>158341113>even ukraine bro is dunking on unitedit's never been more over
>>158341175Don't understand it either
>>158341136I'm sure some MBA fag crunched some numbers and decided that the investment in talent is not worth the average return and you're better off paying Sporting/Benfica/whoever else for whatever talent comes out of their academies
>>158341183faking an injury to avoid being associated with this
>still kneeling
>>158341171fucking kek
arrest the non kneelers. racist fucks
pfftthahahahah
>>158341175i like the japanese version>Kantorii roodo>Kono michi
>>158341102Yeah but Spurs convincingly beat Chelsea at Stamford Bridge. Anything could happen.
So funny that if you treated X and 4chan's /bitpol/ as the standard, you'd think that being racist and anti-migrant is the norm mainstream position now, yet every single week everyone kneels at football grounds like it's 2020 and nobody boos or bothers or cares that's in the ground observing. So we have men firebombing migrant hotels from the working class and men watching the footy from the working class supporting anti-racism campaigning, so how am i meant to know which one is correct?
>>158341220at least they never scared of having their knees explodes
>>158341220bournemouth slightly edging the non kneeling, so for me i'm rooting for them even more
who are they chanting they want out
>>158341248It does get booed thoughbeit
>>158341220>>158341213Players obviously so done with the gimmick. Last year they stopped knelling this year its back lol
>>158341262boozers
>>158341220>ref isn't kneelingWhat did he mean by this?
>>158341136Because the players they poach go there for money. Chi Obi was at Arsenal and Arsenal offered to break their academy wage to keep him at the club (£12,500 instead of £10k max) and he said no. He went to United and gets £50k per week. He claimed it was 'I see no pathway to the first team' and that's hilarious because Arsenal play plenty of youth players AND they have no striker, so he would be on the bench at the moment. Either way, he goes to United, gets £50k per week. For an Ngubu that's a lot of money, especially when your 'agents' are your parents who want to milk you in case you flop down to League Two and see £1,500 per week at best. Saying that, Heaven is an actual good player and Arsenal were dumb to let him go. But that's Arsenal for you, dumb. They then went full poaching mode this summer and signed loads of youths and their youth team is no better (possibly worse) despite all these 'talents' they poached.As for United, players go there for money and those with actual talent, JJ want to leave or a huge wage to stay. But he's probably going to Spain. They have Lacey now who is alright but apart from that I have no idea who their top talents are. The Fletcher boys? Maybe. But this isn't particularly odd, going back to Arsenal, they have Dowman and Salmon as their only OK youth players. Liverpool and Ngnmoa or w/e. Spurs have loads of players (Gray, Scarlett and loads of others). Chelsea I don't think so bar their bought youths. City have a few too.
Lol i can feel Bournemouth will score soon
>>158341270theyre all ex police so its a bad look
>uhhh i can't seem to log into the wifi in my office>oh the password got changed by admin to welc0mec0ntemfw
wind assisted /mug/ looms
>>158341248>yet every single week everyone kneels No they don't. >so how am i meant to know which one is correct?Unless you're mentally challenged you can form your own opinion and stand on it
good little play that
>>15834126210 billion, no less.
united on the ropes already
thinking about yesterday when Spurs beat Chelsea
The only pre-match ritual gayer than kneeling is the magic dance the Kiwis do
>>158341304this image is antisemitic, delete it
>>158341314goood result
>best player in team (by far)>blamed for everything that goes wronganyone who solo queues in rocket league knows exactly what it's like to be bruno fernandes
fuark
>>158341311Will she really shoot me for $50 dollars
>10 minutes>still 0-0bit embarrassing for bournememe this
>>158341334carrick stop playing to his strengths and changed tactics because he wants to be taken seriously lol
cant mug
Baleba is so shit
>>158341334that chart is honestly fucking mentalhope madrid buy him so he can win the ballon d'or
>>158341311what kind of a shot are we talking
>>158341390he left and brighton got goodnot a coincidence
>>158341270he hates blacks
will we get "sacked in the morning" chants in the first half or not until the 2nd half?
anyone else notice the worse united play, the less xochitl spam there is?
sounds like carrick has been heavy on the chatgpt lately with all the world salads he's coming out with about humility and passion
this is the typical game where united will win 2-0
why is this game so.....slow?
>MountIsn't he supposed to be the next big thing?
>>158341446la liga tier teams
>>158341438nah they are mentally finishedonly mbeumo who doesnt have an internal monologue and tso mentality isnt a factor could potentially get 1 or 2 but they are unlikely to get the ball to him enough
mbummo
fat
>>158341404he barely played last season and when he did he was shit but brighton did a lot without him last year.
>can't hold the ball>no urgency>no tactics Carrick ball
>>158341281>Saying that, Heaven is an actual good playerHow can you tell? I've never seen him do anything outstanding
>>158341420from Bournemouth fans in first half, from United fans in the second half
>united without bruno
Wirtz has scored an actual goal, lads
>Bournememe not taking chancesYeah no /mug/ today
>we look like shit>wirtz already scoredFUCKFDISRFPOIASEJDF KILL ME NOW
ABLbros... WirtzGOD scored......
>>158341523my boy big wirtz just needed more time heh
>watched the wrong game award
>>158341523thought they would do the overrated brighton especially at home
i enjoy the dalot melties from goldbridge
Man Utd fans over on redcafe say that they'd rather be relegated to the 4th division before allowing a Gulf Arab sheikh to own them, yet they are perfectly fine with attacking the Glazers for years without ever mentioning that they are Jewish and linking their Jewishness into their ownership abilities.How is this not racism?
>>158341547>>158341545>>158341540>>158341523>It's probably going wide but two deflections help it into the goal. lol.
>>158341552why not watch goal rush
>>158341523we live in crazy times
hate myself and want to die
>>158341462Bournemouth kwabed Milan like 2 days ago
>>158341523it was an own goalhis shot was terrible and off target but deflected in
they just showd the wirtz goal and it was a lucky deflection
Never mind it was Gross own goal.
>>158341567>>158341582>>158341595hey, it could be wirtz
>>158341581no one said la liga wasn't better than serie a
liverpool 2-0
>>158341566All the united forums are full of 65 year old lefties that have spent 25+ years on vbulletin forums.
Isak just scored bros. Liverpool are BACK.
>Pool destroying brightondamn, theyre actually backand >we are back too in 15th
>>158341621kek
>>158341523Looks more like an own goal.
Um, Brightonbenders? I thought we were winning the league?
>Liverpool are good again
>>158341568Look at the state of this thread
>ynr we could have had iraeola aka klopp 2.0 but wilcox chose fucking carrick
I can feel /mug/ coming in the air tonight
the bummer vs arse title race is over
>>158341644About 3 fouls in the buildup desu
what we snacking on lads? sour skittlles for me
b cartel on the canvas
>manchester united without bruno :: queen without freddie mercuryno thanks
>>158341625Redcafe is unironically an Irish forum as well, once you know that everything on there makes a lot more sense
>>158341672made a brew and a beef and horseradish sandwichsaving my snacks for /f1/ slurpfest later
>>158341672Got some great northern super crisp and a bag of burger rings
HULL 1 BRENTFORD 0
im watching both this game and the liverpoo game at the same timeanfield atmospheremogs old trafford so hard>>158341672based, my favourite
Hull goal
>>158341672homemade curry
slurp
>>158341672got some kp original salted peanuts with packaging featuring luke "the nuke" littler
>>158341677so... removing the aids?
>>158341698>anfield atmospheremogs old trafford so hard
What is Hull like? Seems depressing
how did iraola have these shitters looking good
THIS IS POOOOOOOOOOOOOTHETIC
>>158341698Sir Jim needs to teach the rats to sing
united are doodoo lmao bruhdang dese doods are trash bruh
>can't pass>can't score>can't hold the ball>bend over to pressUCL team btw
>>158341726hes goated. i miss him so much
MCBURNIEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>158341725dont leave london other than when i go on a plane so wouldnt know
AND YOU'LL NEVERSEEAN OLD MANEAT AMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRSSSSBAR BAR BAR
>Getting dominated at home by a bad Bournemouth teamSo THIS is Carrickball
>>158341740he's going to have liverpool challenging next seasonabsolutely sickening
Starting to feel like a Bournemouth goal is coming
>>158341697classic FAFO
>>158341725full of arabs, just like the rest of the country
>all the Bs losing
is isak really top scorer in europe this season?>>158341725it is
>>158341757mad when you listen back to those and karl was only 29northerners are old souls
>>158341770fannying
>>158341726>still managed to beat milan anywayNon-epl football are dire
>>158341775>arabswrong location, it's full of south asians. arabs are, surprisingly, from arabia.
>>158341796kys starmer
>>158341770When will this meme die
>>158341770kelleherbros...
>>158341796same thing
>>158341778>is isak really top scorer in europe this seasonno? Kane is first in CL.
>tiny little baby mars bar>labelled "fun size"is this pedo-coded?
>>158341768this will then be a 'vintage' united 2-0 winfirst goal is a hugely favourable wrong decision that allows them a free kick they score from a cross - not var check worthy, kind of like the free kick they had against them last seasonthen they'll nick one on the counter as bournemouth chase a leveller to memoryhole the first wrong decision that changed the game
>>158341796excelent point saari cant beliebe these benchods dont know diffrence
>>158341776yanited should score harderjust don't let bournemouth humilate us with /mug/
> 30 min> 0 on targetgrimm
>>158341576
>>158341844>feel the mars bar vein on my tongue>instantly get hardAnyone else like this?
Why do United spam crosses? They don't have sesko or zirkzee there
Who'd have guessed that Yanited would be fucking shit with or without Penandes?
>>158341869same shit with arsenal vs forest.
>>158341877if you freeze it you can stick it up your bum
>>158341876for me, its the green oneor the pink one
>>158341844very popular in rochdale
awful game
>>158341883>or zirkzee
goldbridge said this would be an easy 3-0
nigga just fell over and got a free kick
dont swap to the brighton/pool game. its like theyre playing a different sport to this game. they actually give a fuck too.
This united team would be beat by any MLS team
>>158341933to bournemouth?
Baleba, Santos and Tielemans must be the most underwhelming trio of "headline" signings a club has ever made. Two nothing players and a fat bum.
why was silky slabhead getting boo'd?
>>158341894I live in the nt mate thinks melt in 15 seconds upon leaving the freezer
>>158341897justice mogs
>>158341957santos was a chelsea benchwarmer or something wasnt hebarely know who he is
he's such a fucking chad
kek wtf was that
dreadful game
based
eject that thug
>there's no contact so there's no redThat isn't the rule? You don't need to make contact for it to be a red if it's a dangerous tackle.
lmao what kind of a tackle is that
>>158341877Nigga you gey
/MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/
>>158341996no one knows the rules not even the refs
Jej
>>158341958very intimidating to beta males
MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG
>>158341663DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUDUDUDUH
I GOT A FEELING
gooooooooaaaaaalllllll
MUG MUG MUG
that fucking defending lmao
>>158341770Mad that they've banned defending desu lads
what a goal
This is too funny
I sitll don't think I've seen "The New Peter Schmeichel" Lammens make a save in any game I've watched him in. Beaten again at his near post.
Fuck, that hitting sound is orgasmic
OHNONONONON
I got a feeling
THEY DID THE /MUG/STER MASH
When does it stop being funny and start being sad? Answer: not yet
ummm you're not allowed to score from a set piece without a recognizable set piece coach the camera can cut to
WE MUGGIN LADS
SACKED IN THE MORNING
>disgusted bruno on the benchkinooooooooooooooo
slabhead should go to bayern he deserves trophies
Oh shit oh fuck. That's mad.
>sacked in the morning
Quick someone fetch the list of former Manchester United players who haven't managed Manchester United yet
>>158340448its happening
>>158341581Milan was playing their B team thoughbeit
GIMME GIMME GIMME A /MUG/ AFTER MIDNIGHT
Ohnonononono
Yikes
looking forward to some half time boos now
>>158342012The whole point of contact not mattering is because you don't even want these tackles attempted, regardless of how well they're performed.
MUGGED IN THE MORNINGYOU’RE GETTING MUGGED IN THE MORNING
>>158342058
>>158342072Give it Quinton Fortune til the end of the season
>hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr>oh no i'm under pressure and my job is on the line what shall i do?>i know!!!!!>i'll bench my only good player>durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>i just realized i told them about passion and humilit and heritage and umbrellas and what it means to be man united but i forgot to tell them about marking players on free kicks
>>158342074Completely unmarked. (Is that what I'm supposed to say? Or is it something else)
>>158342072GIVE IT TA GIGGSY TIL DA END OF DA SEASON
>Rashford back >Team turn to shitSend that nigga back to a white woman he crawled out from
>>158341420first half
TRANSCHESTER DILATED
>>158342074United have spent so long getting beaten by 10 men that they've forgotten teams normally have an 11th player
both manchester teams relegated next season lovely stuff
>sacked in the morning.Bit generous aint it? he'll be gone by 6 tonight
That's what they get for benching my boy, hope they get bootyblasted
>>158342084Didn't he get battered by Bournemouth too the other day?
AGAIN HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
No fucking way
At least another Utd. humiliation makes this weekend less shit.
HOLY SHIT hahahaaahahaahaaahahaahaaahahaahaaahahaahaaahahaahaaahahaahaaahahaahaaahahaahaaahahaahaaahahaahaaahahaahaaahahaahaaahahaahaaahahaahaaahahaahaaahahaahaaahahaahaaahaha
MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG
mug mug mug mug lmao
ERAS COME TO AN END
>>158342043Why was this deleted?
OH NO NO
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
looooooooooool
LMAO
>>158342045I WAS POSTING ON THE BOARD LATE ONE NIGHTWHEN MY EYES BEHELD A TEAM THATS SHITEFOR MANCHESTER BEGAN TO LOSEAND A SHITPOSTER BROKE ME THE NEWSTHEY DID THE MUGSTER MASH
HAHAHAHAHAHA >BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
/MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHASHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHA
Oh my actual days
what the fuck
it's getting spooky out there
based carrick ruining his club legend reputation
alrigh' lenny
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AAHGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
COMEDY DEFENDING
SAEED JUST SAID SOME TERRORIST SHIT
What the hell!
IT FOOKIN' SLIPPED!!!!!!!!!
>>158342072Give it Pogba til end of the season
poonited killed that lad's career
slippy N
Are /mug/s even funny any more at this point
this yoro geezer
>oh no i told the lads about working hadrd and being humble and matt busby and sir bobby robson but i forgot to tell the lads to wear proper shoes
Big Peter is gonna be interim manager before Halloween
GUYS
>>158342120>TRANSCHESTER DILATED>>158342140>TRANSCHESTER DILATEDBASED FUCK TRAN DILATED
Reminder that some people believed they would be better without Bruno
i don't like this...they gonna sack carrick and nagelsmann going to take over and there will be no more /mug/
YOU'RE GOING DOWN WITH THE CITY
>>158342164Do NOT post this slut (thank you).
DOUBLE DIP THAT /MUG/ CHIP
mugGODS we won
slippy y
yeah but at least carrick felt like an alpha male when he benched bruno
https://youtu.be/CwdrtwZiQ9E?is=uXZuaDMWzbgbX-RT
>heaven>yorolmao the future is bright for united
Currently in 17th, one point ahead of Forest and Coventry
/MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/
Ayden Heaven is complete fucking shit, absolute brainless African.
>If carrick gets a full season, we'd win the league
Fooking hell mate
>Slippy Y
WEBM of the fans leaving ukrainebro?
Serious questionHow did Carrick manage to secure a UCL spot last season?? Why can't he replicate it now?
>*solves /mug/*
BROONO BROONO BROONO BROONO BROONO BROONO BROONO BROONO BROONO BROONO BROONO BROONO BROONO BROONO BROONO BROONO BROONO BROONO BROONO BROONO BROONO BROONO BROONO BROONO BROONO BROONO BROONO BROONO BROONO BROONO BROONO BROONO BROONO BROONO BROONO BROONO BROONO BROONO BROONO BROONO BROONO BROONO BROONO BROONO BROONO BROONO BROONO BROONO BROONO BROONO BROONO BROONO BROONO BROONO BROONO BROONO BROONO BROONO BROONO BROONO BROONO BROONO BROONO BROONO BROONO BROONO BROONO BROONO BROONO BROONO BROONO BROONO BROONO BROONO
>StandardsLol, lmao even
>>158342205I think the squad would be better without him. They keep trying to slot in players around him and it's part why they keep struggling to build a team.
bruno's so disgusted he looks asian lmfao
IVE BECOME SO NUMB
Transchester Dilatedddd
>>158342195Has he confirmed whether he parks in Sir Alex's space or not? The little Norwegian goblin refusing to was a top 10 respect moment.
webm of bruno at 44.20 please ukraine bro
holding big banners mid match is pretty grim
what standards lmao it's been 15 years
>knows the team is shit>pays to see the shit team>shit team starts losing>leaves the stadium What's the fucking point?
>>158342208What is the earliest management wil dismiss Carrick? Also that is MAN you faggot.
>>158342253Southgate would unironically fix whatever the fuck is going on over there
SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN......
Now they're diving
>>158342195>passionlol i like how they try to dress up a melty like thisq
Upload the goal mugbro
>>158342232Real Madrid wanted him don'tcha know
ManUtd's "istory" is just fergie paying refs off LMAOOOOSham team
10/10 dive
What a diving cunt get up you faggot
>>158342253>30 draws in a rowMight be enough to survive, who knows.
>go for piss >bornmoth 2-0 up
>>158342249they start playing better once they are 30 points behind 1st place and eliminated from all competitions. basically when there is zero pressure. The definition of pecho frio club
United's players should make like their fans and abandon the match early so they only lose by 3-0.
>>158342074>>158342058
LIVE MELTYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOI2_ERjSfw
>divingsave me ref, save me varembarassing
>>158342280Helvetica Standard
manchester? More like anal chester lmao
>>158342258I was saying boo-no
The quality of the players is one thing. The mentality is another. But is there really any excuse for looking uncoached, without effort. Its dog shit to watch. Its crab football. Its all very safe and they end up fucking it up anyway
>The fans' problem isn't really with Michael CarrickWell that's where they're going wrong then isn't it
Carrick looks like he's going to cry
JUST
give it keane
>>158342286They could do with someone who could give some safe 1-0s at the moment. I think the best he'd acheive is champions league runs though.
brent di cesare status?
>>158342309>ref...mug
who said we picked the wrong game after the liverpoo goals kek
>>158342249he was riding amorim's momentum without amorim's retarded insistence on playing everyone out of positionend of
>>158342315Lmfao screen cap this shit
>>158342310>super, super chat
>>158342309The incredible sulk
Bruno inSesko inZirkzee inLetsgo Carrick!!
Im dreaming of a /mug/ Christmas
>>158340448KWAB
>>158342249new manager bounce + one game a week vs teams that had more to lose
No way United finish with 11 on the pitch
CARRICK ARE YOU OKAY?ARE YOU OKAY?ARE YOU OKAY CARRICK?
>>158342208keep posting nigga
>>158342285they won't fire him until he slags them off in a presser
BOOOOOOO
boooooooo
>Am I just... shite?
>>158342327Red eyes, looks high. Photoshop a fat spliff in his mouth.
WHO ELSE IS GOING TO BRING YOUA BROKEN ARROWWHO ELSE IS GOING TO BEING YOUA BOTTLE OF /MUG/
>>158342349webm of the fans leaving?
They have to get relegated so all the rats leave the ship
>BOOOOthe first noise at OT today as usual
How would you fix manchester united, anon? Serious answers only
This match is a higher power doing us a solid for missing out on the Como gamethread
it can't go on like this, can it?
>BOOOOOOOO
horrible fans aint they
City VS United in the Championship is looking gas
>>158342349Fookin Slip
>>158342389would love to see them all with a big black penis
>>158342389god I hate women
>>158342146he's here>>158342358I'm cooked
YEAH YEAH YEAH
>>158342373
>>158342349MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
>>158342349/MUG/GED
>>158342309
>>158342404>City VS UnitedI'll enjoy that derby alright...IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP!
>>158342389God I love women
All of a sudden the country stops shitting on spurs and instantly shifts focus onto united. Do you think we'll be so graced to have one of these turds flushed down the toilet for good?
good half ladsbut its yanited at old trafford, already diving, so you know the cumulative effect gives them a shit decision at some point
>>158342433classic
>>158342349Euro should have done better but the rest of that defence did nothing.
>>158342356>you've been hit by>you've been struck by>a new /mug/ on spee
>>158342146he merely mentioned a certain blue team in passing
>>158342378this?
>https://www.theguardian.com/football/live/2026/oct/25/manchester-united-v-bournemouth-liverpool-v-brighton-and-more-premier-league-live>Has a manager ever been sacked at half-time before?
>>158342442simmer down aw
Maybe choosing a manager that got fired from a championship team was not a good idea
from redcafe Dear Sir Ratcliffe, I do not have a black belt in judo like Wilcox does, but watching him run Manchester United feels like getting thrown onto bare concrete every weekend. Look at his track record against us: Crucial winger for the Blackburn side that snatched the title from Sir Alex in 1995. Over 100 matches in Leeds white. Over a decade building the Manchester City academy machine that knocked United off our perch. If someone hired a deep-cover operative to hollow out Old Trafford from an executive swivel chair, they would not change a single line on his CV. Allegiances aside, his actual professional performance is staggering. First, he dithered on Erik ten Hag, handed him a extension, and binned him a few months later. We gave him a pass because the regime was brand new. Then came Dan. United endured months of public drama and paid Newcastle a heavy compensation fee to secure him as the sporting mastermind. By December, Ashworth walked out the side door, leaving Mr. Benedict Wilcox to scoop up his responsibilities and take the director seat. Now look at the carnage. Amorim was ousted after clashing directly with him over his interference in team affairs. Now Lisandro, a player who leaves skin and bone on the pitch every match, is publicly questioning his squad building and asking what the hierarchy is actually doing. Sir Alex established one non-negotiable rule: No individual is bigger than the club. He ran a ruthless operation, but his staff delivered results and protected the dressing room. Wilcox has brought the paranoia and the internal friction without delivering the competence. When the manager, the recruitment chiefs, and the senior players all run into the exact same executive wall, the problem is not only on the grass. If this has been an elaborate hit job on behalf of City, fair play. You got us. If not, Mr. Ratcliffe, take the keys back. Signed, United Fans
Heh...my boy Amoringz...
>>158342373I think he's got some competency as a manager, he's just got a bunch of players who down tools or sulk
>>158342442Just beat Chelsea next week, it's very doable
Man U have had so many managers man What the hell is going on
Do United even have a single good player anymore? Their squad is just shit.
>>158342475can you get me bruno at about 44.20-30 plssensed a bit of smugness to him and want to dissect
0 - Sacked at halftime 1 - Sacked one hour after the final whistle 2 - Sacked two hours after the final whistle 3 - Sacked before the end of the day 4 - Sacked tomorrow 5 - Sacked before the game against Chelsea 6 - Sacked after the game against Chelsea 7 - Sacked in November 8 - Sacked in December 9 - Sacked in 2027 Let's see what we're getting
>>158342496Most of them would be good players anywhere else.
>>158342475is that autechre
>>158342476Yes, Martin Jol
paaaaass the bladdy booll saaar
So I'll ask again, why are there Irish ads on British TV?
>>158342502they wont sack him on a sunday it'll be monday morning 10am
>>158342484amoringz is in the CL spots in italy with a game in hand to be fair
When does /mug/ die? When man utd gets relegated? They are way too common now
>>158342482Just realized Martinez don't start
Mantroony....
Why wouldn't you stay to the end when you had to pay three figures for a ticket
don't even know why united were still so confident coming into thisonly half time and it could still change, but they've been rinsed by bournemouth at home recently
>>158342520Serious leagues only please
Bonnie Blue Numbers
>>158342484>>158342520Amorim got beat 2-0 by Mememouth.
lliverpool 2-0 up and isak and barcola connecting
>>158342510get it together
>>158342510What do you mean Irish?
Transchester Dilated just are a shit club
>>158342484kek
reminder that Mememouth had to play Milan on Thursday, United had an extra days rest.
>>158342475kek. yes thanks
>>158342529>confidentdo people not get up at halftime?
>>158342529Pure physical and moral disgust.
>>158342538>shaw has been there for all these guys
Tran U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-L1oEiRu9j8
>>158340448
>>158342475just going to get a beer innit
de ligt has NEVER had a manager for more than one season in his careerwtf
manu will relegate to championship quite likely
Luke Shaw playing Modern Warfare 4 while Transchester Dilated are being bullied by Bournemouth
are slag has really been hitting the custard creams to cope eh lads?
Transchester Dilated getting rellied?
>>158342538>only one black guy in there
Should get McKenna in, at least he showed he could get promoted from the Championship, unlike Carrick.
>>158342546he must be watching an Irish stream, you don't notice until halfway through a commercial they start speaking in tongues
I seriously think Yanited players knows there's so much bad blood between the fans and the owners that as soon as the going gets tough they can down tools and everyone will just blame the Glazers/INEOS.
>>158342349
>>158342597the lack of volume in her hair disgusts me
de Ligt trooned out and chopped his cock off
>>158342595No matter how shit United are they won't get relegated. Same as Spurs. I don't think you realise how bad Coventry, Sunderland, Fulham, Forest and Palace are.
Bournemouth's only win prior to this in the League was against 10 man blunderland.
I love girls
>>158342558Mememouth played at home. United had a trip to Italy
>>158342609they don't thoughthey still take it out on the manager>i know its not his fault>but he's still got to goand they still come out the other side expecting it to be differentat this point their fans cannot be saved...
>>158342609Everything wrong with the club ultimately stems from the glazers and ineos.
>>158342597Would love to make her fart in a plastic bag then I would inhale it like a bong hit
jannies do your job
Brent:>bruno and cunha could win carrick the game
>>158342349>turns into the runnerBLUD
>>158342639and Milan are tougher than Como yet here we are.
>>158342644Yeah but how do you get rid of the owners?
The first half of Palace vs Newcastle was so shot the second half has kicked off already.
>>158342622but bourhemouth is also 6 point team this means that manu is somwhere the level with palace and coventry
>Cunha inCoward
Manure is the joke that keeps on giving.
Bruno Benchandes
>>158342502roll for 0
>>158342349he barely tried to make up for his mistake. howling
Nuke 1 up
baking the new bread just give me 8 minutes because of a cooldown
just took a halftime shit that had more character and fibre than this united squad
HOLY FUCKING SHIT LMAO
>>158342643They really don'tThere's still a Ten Hag cult ffs
>>158342666and Newcastle scored lol.
ALMOST
Good fucking lord
>>158342644True to an extent but that's no excuse for £100k a week players not to put in a shift in. Sadly the game is just full of overpaid foreign mercenaries who look for the first opportunity to slack off.
oh dog my sides :DDDDD
>>158342622>filenameway bustier than the lad tho
greedy cunt should've left it
comical defending though
Manletinez is shit and still their best defender.
Just did a Poono on the Carrick
The BIG CHANCE light on Flashscore is on
Heaven touch is like my uncle Fred
Heaven? More like hell
Eddie howe kino when?
imagine what's it's like to pay to watch this shit in the stadium
At what point do we stop laughing?
>>158342697never mind lads someone else do it I need to make a joshi thread on peedub
>>158342715nta but i know that animation, she has a penis in it.
>Miss me yet?
>158342724Edit: it's gone out again.
>evil bruno arc beginskinoooooooooooooo
>>1583426223/8 ain't bad odds ;) Luck might run out
>>158342500here you go
>>158342747No way, his career went to shit as well. He will never be missed.
Are we seeing the full team down tools here
>>158342759This looks like something from revenge of the sith
Bruno should be playing manager, it is the only way
>>158342740proof?
>>158342759How can you look so ratty
So will it be a caretaker or interim.
>>158342586and never coming back
>>158342759Nice brickwork. Feels a bit enclosed though?
>>158342759fucking rat physiognomy
its holly for me lads
Rayan has been United's best defender.
>down tools>get new manager>bounce>we're back la, would have won with X in charge from the start, la>start to lose>down tools>fire manager>rinse repeat after £1bn spent in 3 windows
>>158342740Carricks suicide attempt
#CarrickIn#InCarrickWeTrust#CarrickAtTheWheel
>>158342789all yours mate
Nuke have got another
>>158342789>woman with no chinnaah
another one for 'r Newcastle.
>>158342747I miss the memes
Troon van Nistelrooy back at the wheel
someone slap this man what is he doing to his head
>158342807Edit: never mind it's been corrected.
>>158342795>stop laughing
>>158342818Would be a kino appointment
Fucking captcha messed up my post
do you reckon carrick's willy twitched when he benched bruno?
Mbeumo needs to lay off the pies and score a goal
>>158342794It's over. It's pretty obviosu from the last summer window that United is no longer on the "spare no expenses" mode anymore.They're lucky that they are too big to fail, so banks will always loan them money with low interests
> reading this thread
>>158342663A state or a consortium with 6 billion or get games called off, week in week out. Thats literally it. The glazers only see numbers. Extremely thick skin. Water off a ducks back for them. They've been getting it in the neck for 20 years. Doesnt worry them at all. Ineos have track record in sport of nothing but failure. Their transfer activity has been a bit more coherent than it was under the Glazers, but they've still not got it right have they. They've failed. They've got the footballing side of operations wrong. Its as simple as that. But the demographic of the match going support has changed. They've not got it in them to do what is required to get the glazers out.
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>>158342847its greggs festive menu season though lad
PLEASE lets have a red card or two as wellI WANT IT ALL TO BURN DOWN
>>158342663They'll stay until they get United relegated
Cunha Wolves team was better than this
why is there a simp jeet spamming ugly whores in man u shirtsis he promoting them for free?
>>158342854Me with the earpiece.
>>158342815>>158342815>>158342815NEW
>>158342854baldy is the xochitl spammer
>>158342883Relegation might be the only solution at this point
>>158342924Lazy cunts
>>158342772have you ever heard the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise
Why is Youri so smug, youre losing man
>>158342927Blind cunt>>158342869>>158342863
Damn
