>October 23Ipswich Town 1-1 Nottingham Forest >October 24Aston Villa 2-1 Manchester City Arsenal 2-0 Everton Coventry City 0-1 Fulham Chelsea 0-2 Tottenham Hotspur >October 25Crystal Palace vs Newcastle United 14:00Hull City vs Brentford 14:00Liverpool vs Brighton & Hove Albion 14:00Tranchester United vs Bournemouth 14:00Sunderland vs Leeds United 16:30
TROONO PENANDESH
can we talk about chelsea
Yeah Chelsea are shitLet's talk about Spuds overtaking Man Poo in the table
Spurs v Chelshit was only kino during that Lester season btw now they're both memes
Man U getting hullied today
How many times do we have to watch Chelsea drop out of the title race 3 months into the new season before people acknowledge they are not a serious club anymore?
If you had to predict, how many goals with the Big Joshua Zirkzee score today?
>>158340662they been a mid table club for almost a decade now
Why would Man U players listen to Michael Carrick, the boring waterboy of Manures shit midfield when they had Tom Cleverley and Anderson starting
>>158340690it'd be like Marco van ginkel becoming chelshit manager
>>158340690>>158340697>zoomersYou're acting like Carrick was worse than Ali Dia.
>>158340711He was
I mean no one knew who Carrick was when he was playing
we won the most points since Carrick was appointed trophy so that means the former Middlesbrough manager is bringing us back wallahi
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS ANYONE SEEN jason cundy
>>158340722So you're genuinely retarded then, carry on.
uh ohhhh mantroony melty
ynr gazza cahill
Chelsea are very very bad at football
>>158340835you will get warned for this!
Muito obrigahhhhhhj Bruno fernanj fuck off out of my club walla
people don't unironically back Carrick over Bruno right?
All I know is that Chelsea score goals for fun
>>158340889they think Bruno is a traitor and Carrick is one of their own kek
>>158340889Carrick's a fraud, but Bruno is an even bigger problem since he's the captain so he's directly responsible for player power getting out of hand at the club.
>>158340889i do. if Bruno wants to talk about tactics, go to the coach office., not the media.
shouldve had the liverpoo brighton game or the manure bournemouth game as the late game so we can watch bothwho cares about sunderland leeds ffs
>>158340945
>>158340953
i dont want to watch these fuckers play lads
>>158340962
did you know that bruno fernandes is the club captain
>>158340970
>>158340985
Did you know that Bruno Fernandes is SHIT
what compels this kind of behavior
>>158340996
the same thing that compels watching tranime
He got what, four hours sleep there maybe
>>158341006190 found a new gimmick. if liverpool lose to brighton he'll switch to that.
>>158341011
Only 4hrs sleep needed to bully Davina Based
>>158341021are you talking about vincent kompany?
>>158341030
Vincent kompany lol
>The Villains beat the Villains yesterday
even fulham are above man Ufucking hell
Wirtz looks ready for a big performance today
5 away wins today
lowkey it'll be funny if man united can win this, bruno will be in deep shit
Other teams celebrate WIN (+3)A certain former UCL potential winner now celebrate dataReally laughable
>yank shits up another threadGTFO
kys dsl
No one in here likes the Dutch nafri
>>158341326might have to filter the lot of them at this point
England won the World Cup* btw.*Cerebral Palsy Football World Cup
You lot are obsessed with Chelsea
man city lost
So Villa beat sham shitty yeah
>>158341338Maybe you can post one of those funny pictures?>>158341355Will try, thanks
>>158341405maybe your club can win a match, tranny?
Fodlingzzzzzzz
>>158341461>Fodlingzzzzzzzis shit
>da seagull
>>158341460done her.
WirtzGODS keep winning!
The city of Transchester
>>158341525Kek
>>158341526>It's probably going wide but two deflections help it into the goal. Only Wirtz could score a 'goal' due to two deflections, but somehow it gets classed as his goal when it should be an own goal.
wtf
Dave is fucking seething hahahaha
Wirtz cant score HAHAHAHA
man liverpool are going to rape arsenal next week.
Hull scoredDid man U?
why isn't it a Groß own goal?
Because they have Groẞ in their fpl team
>burnley are 22nd
>>158341779where are Manchester United in the table?
find it funny that brighton can batter arsenal but get anal gapped by livergods. livergods will destroy arseanal next week. book it. 3-0 easy.
High IQ play by Wirtz. He could have simply passed it into the net but decided to knock it in off Pascal Grob and make Brighton's best player look and feel like an absolute plonker
>>158341849brighton have been massively overrated over the last few weeks, they will come crashing down back to reality over the next couple of months
find it funny that tran u haven't scored yet
sancho can fix this
Erm wasn't Barr Cola supposed to go 007?!?!??!?!????!??!?!??!?!!?!??!?!?
well that's that
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OFC DAVE LEFT
KEK
>>158340448GET IN HERE
they won't dare give a man u player a red card though
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH DAVE ARE U OK
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA COMMON DAVINDER LOSS
ladsI've got a feeling
WTF I love Bournemouth now
slippy y
My spurs clear tranchester dialated :)
Lammens is world class laSigning of the season laBetter than onana la
>>158340962>YOU ARE WRONG, LEONIDAS! YOU ARE WRONG!
man, the absolute STATE of Big Sux teams this weekend lmfao
DLLLDDDDIlated
the two gayest clubs got donegood day
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS ANYONE SEEN MANTROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONY
I will take a United relegation race until match week 15 when the new manager bounce kicks in and the finish on a comfortable 9 spot
TICK TOCK BRUGGE
Get set of fixtures today until the late kick off which is a serious downer. Rather to go sleep than watch the 4.30pm borefest.
the wirtz "goal" was rightfully downgraded to an OG
Apologise
Only at Man United could a guy who failed in the Championship set records for how bad a job he's doing and get serenaded off the pitch, mentally ill club
squirtz with another assist
>>158344363Most of the premier league is like this. You had crazy hooliganism in the 70's, 80's and even in the 90', but nowadays you truly are the most pacified fans.
>The players let Carrick downUnironically what do people think a manager's job is
Little bit insulting that arsenal signed a manager who had never managed a day in his life and won a cup in his first season and went on to win the league a few seasons later but when united do it we crash and burn and are about to get relegated
>>158344468to break the bad news to the tea ladies
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS ANYBODY SEEN HASIIIIIIIIIDIC DAVINDERRRRRR
>>158344395Not bad for a flop is it
>>158344476>but when united do itWhen did United do that? Hadn't Carrick already managed at Boro and iirc somewhere else too?
I don't understand what the big fuss is. This is pretty much standard for Man Utd v Bournemouth now.
>>158344476Sharteta mogs Carrick both as a player and as a manager. Carrick (just like every other Man Utd player) was a benefactor of Fergie buying the refs.
Of Slot only won the league because he inherited Klopps chokers then why couldn't Mouyes win the league with Fergies Dilated team AND ref help
>>158344518United was Carricks first ever managerial job when he was a caretaker manager
they got rid of casemiro and still managed to increase their averaged fatness
journalism is amazing in 2026the j in journalism stands for j*et
>>158344468They still let him down. He did what the players wanted after Amorim. More day off's from trainings, less demanding training sessions, treat them like friends, less tatical discipline.
>both Newcastle and Spurs are above Man U
TERRIBLE NIGHT FOR THE HOMELESS
United are 3 points from bottom
>>158344601>I bet all the blokes couldn't keep there eyes off you. Beautiful feet and pretty white toes mmmm xxThis is Scholes leaving messages on her X (formerly twitter) account isn't it?
>>158344601>with a bra onFail
>>158344683Amazing how SHIT the Premier League site is now.
>>158344685no it's the indian soog poster, either that or the average fat British boomer simp
>>158344601Huh. Was Arteta also a caretaker manager or was he hired permanently? I can't remember. Maybe Carrick really just needed more time.
>>158344581Because Fergie dilated team was a bunch of pre retirement players + rvp...that was pretty much it.Fergie sqeueezed the last bit of juice out of them, added rvp who was injury free for the 1st in his career and won the title.Mouyes couldn't do the same, because he sn't good enough, he will always be a coward.
>>158344535at this point its a bau result, probably not even mug-worthy next season
What do you even do as the united board at this point. You have a team assembled by like 5+ different managers who quite obviously don't play well together but are all on high wages. The couple of decent players you do have like bruno and martinez absolutely despise the club management now. If you get rid of the manager you'll be left in limbo for another season as the new manager waits for a few transfer windows to build his ideal squad. And that's assuming he even lasts that long with all these current shitters. What a shit position to be in.
is an interim/caretaker role a real role? was RVN an actual tran U manager?
United's next 5 fixtures btw:>Chelsea (A)>Aston Villa (H)>Liverpool (A)>Brentford (H)>Newcastle (A)
>>158344709Arteta was originally going to be the wenger successor but was passed over for whatever reason. emery was brought in but flopped so they went back to arteta.
>>158344755get a manager that's known for making relegation shitters better than they are, so get howe next season and he'll take them to 3rd by Christmas, sell all the overperforming shitters for big bucks, play the youth from jan until end of season and end up 14th, hire some actual smart investment people like city and liverpool did, sack howe, start fresh with smart recruitment and the send the overpaid dilated youth on loan
>>158341914>Sancho playing BordalasballAbsolute lol
>>158344802New manager bounce for Scholesy will see them through
>>158344803Kinda crazy that Arsenal were willing to take such a huge shot in the dark like that. Especially back then. Nowadays everyone points to Arteta to say managers need more time or trust the process but I don't remember that being a huge sentiment back then.
>>158344709Arteta was hired on a permanent basis (Ljungberg was the interim between him and Emery). He was originally just the "head coach" but they promoted him to a "manager" 9 months later.
>>158344817Mate you don't understand he didn't play for Fergie
Idea:Dissolve Manchester United FC and start fresh with Manchester United LLC
>>158344867>I don't remember that being a huge sentiment back then.it was for non-trannies and i don't just mean dilated customers customers see a bad run of results and immediately want the manager our or scapegoat a few playersreal "ball knowers" know most things take time unless you're the rare exception like conte and win something in your first or second season and then leave by your third season
>>158344875Maybe Fletcher is the chosen one
Redcafe lads hoping Carrick goes 'full nuclear' on the ownersHas anyone ever in the world seemed less likely to go 'full nuclear' on anything than Michael Carrick
Manchester United Ladies Love Curry
>>158344952could see him having a cry and resigning in the presser wouldnt go much further
>>158344802Best to let Carrick take the hit on these matches so the new manager can start positively.
>>158344961mfw when we're 3-0 down at old trannord to Bournemouth and we're singing the Carrick song
>>158344979nah if anything they will give it to someone for a few matches as a transitioncarrick is 100% gone if not today then tomorrow morning
davinder scurried away like a rat
>>158344933Conte use a sneaky wop tactic to win the league with Chelsea and then got thoroughly exposed the following season.
>>158344961>>158344989yuck
>>158344952Stanislav Petrov
>>158344961>>158344989>using the scarf to hide the titties Not working lol
>>158345003>Manchester United>transition cheeky bugger>>158345017there's a reason a United fan edited the page one season wops page to add a rumours section
I don't hang around /epl/ when my team loses :)
>>158344867The general consensus among a lot of fans at the time was "Kroenke bad, sacking Arteta won't fix anything". It's not really until Kroenke gained full ownership and started to be more invested in the project that Arsenal started turning things around. And the board backed Arteta in his decision to get the "bad eggs" in the squad like Ozil and Aubameyang out of the club, then brought in a bunch of younger players that were actually willing to listen to Arteta's demands and his lectures on light bulbs.
>>158345017Conte found Moses and thus had the power of Judaism behind him. There's always Victory with Moses. Some like to call it Victor Moses.
11 man Liverpool have conceded the same number of goals as 11 man Arsenal but the media will never let that fact see the light of day
>Michael Carrick had the worst start to a season in 40 years. Shortly after, he made the decision to join the team as a head coach if the opportunity ever gets handed to him and if Carrick gets sacked.
>>158345056Based
>>158345087scored more open play goals but the media will be quiet
>>158345017Conte inherited a team that won the title a couple of seasons prior. He's more similar to Slot in that regard, in that he didn't need to rebuild the entire team to get results.
Carrick status?
Bruno on the bench while his club is being raped:
arbelao won
United need an Arsenal-esque clear out like Arteta did but they either can’t do it or are unwilling toLook at the Trashford/Sancho mess, Rashford is back as no one is wanted him and they tried to ditch Sancho but failed and had to let his contract expire, I feel like if Rashford was an Arsenal player under Arteta he’d either be on loan again or they would’ve tried to cancel his contract
International break in two games anyway, I say give Carrick those games to try to turn it around :)
Davinder looks at you like this
>>158345166man was waving goodbye with tears in his eyes... let him go with a scrap of dignity
just remembered there is a 4.30 game
Brighton and Chelsea score for fun
>>158345188The Whale is a good film. Brendan Fraser really encapsulated the average 4chan poster.
man u getting rellied
if arteta wants to prove his mettle as a manager he takes the united job and rebuilds them into a contender, then he will have my respect
Howe will keep us up and hopefully won't give Bruno the armband back
he already has my respect as a fellow man and human being
Leny "Slippy Y" Yoro
Nice to see Blunderland back where they belong after winning their coveted “finish about Poocastle” trophy last season.
Think I need a new HDR TV to see these blokes
hopefully blunderland can beat sneeds then next week blunderland can go above tran u and they can both get rellied together
>>158345488No room for racism
>>158345399>Eddie Meme without St.James' Park murderball
Looking forward to the Manchester derby in the Championship next season
>>158345671the tranny is right about Eddie memememe can do a job with shit players for a couple seasons but when he gets to make his own decisions and stay at a club for a while then he gets exposed
>>158345835But Eddie Meme needs shit players who will run and tackle. Manchester United's shit players (I can name at least 25) think they're too good to run or tackle
>>158345709rainbow devils...
>>158345671>forgetting his time at Bournemouth
>>158345899you forgot the shit lazy cunts at manure like perform for a few matches under a new manager, it just felt like longer for Carrick because they played 1 match every 5 weeks
if you get battered by mememouth, hire someone who knows mememouth (not iraola or senesi though, trannies were begging for both but got neither)
>>158345925I didn't forget. He kept them up for a while and then got relegated, nothing more.>>158345937I guess you're right. But they need an interim first. If they put Howe in now for the next few fixtures and get battered they'll turn on him quicker than they would one of their own
>>158345960Scott Parker?
Michael Carrick used to play for Spurs btw
>>158346083>He kept them up for a while and then got relegated, nothing more.Congratulations on admitting you're talking shit.
>>158346083>>158346115Rio Ferdinand interim
>>158344867>>158345064Arteta got lucky that Emery spotted Saliba and signed him for £30m and loaned him out and Arteta followed suit with another loan. He had Mbappe on toast in Ligue Un and came back and made a solid partnership with Gabriel (if you look at the seasons they didn't win the league, it happened after injuries where they were playing Partey at RB and Holding at CB) what people forget is that Arteta had a clear vision, clear tactics and clear goal. OK it didn't work with free flowing 'Wenger' football so he changed it to actually win something but you could see improvement, see a style and see where you needed to back him.For United that doesn't happen. They want short term success and can't oust their shit. This is the difference, I'll ask you, what is Carrick's tactics? What is his 'type of football'? Amorim had poor results but we saw his style and football. But Carrick? The same issue will occur even if they got Conte. There will be short term success, Conte will demand £300m for 'his players' and get told 'no you got £175m tops' and he'll throw a fit and get fired.
The players are too blame. They don't even bother doing the basics. No running into spaces to receive the ball, no quick passing. No urgency or effort whatsoever. They did this to Ole, same for Amorim and now we see the same again. We will no doubt see the same once our new manager is appointed.Having just one striker, now injured, is criminal. Casemiro was our main man last season, not replacing his a disgraceful choice. This is on the owners also.I'd actually stick with Carrick and let him find the solutions, as he did last season.
bit racist from Mah here.
>>158346159So he didn't keep them up for a while and then get relegated? I get that Bournemouth are a tiny club and what he did with them was impressive but they never really threatened anything other than lower mid table under Howe. You can't point at Eddie Howe's Bournemouth and say "that's what Manchester United need"
>>158346325>So he didn't keep them up for a while and then get relegated? That's not what you were arguing in the first place. Howe's Bournemouth didn't play murderball.
>>158346177>Arteta got lucky that Emery spotted Saliba and signed him for £30m and loaned him out and Arteta followed suit with another loanEmery wasn't in charge of transfers at Arsenal, it's part of the reason why he struggled there (e.g. Arsenal signed Pepe when Emery wanted Zaha). It's not until Arteta was given more of a say on transfers that their recruitment improved, and they started signing a bunch of young players that would all peak at the same time.
>>158346384Yeah and he also didn't really achieve anything in the PL without murderball
not allowing the """"head coach"""" to sign their own players is part of what's so hilariously shit about slop six fc>"NOOOOOOO we mustn’t let the womanger do any managing"
What United need is a culture reset. I've said it before, I'll say it again. They need to get out of their head that they're a big club. They need to get it into the heads of all their signings that you need to try and improve and being on £200k a week doesn't mean you have 'made it'. They need to get into the heads they are a midtable club like Liverpool and Arsenal did and their goal is to be challengers. Which both of those clubs did. That's it. Once they understand they're not a 'big club' any more and are 'entitled' to beat your Mememouths, your Fulhams. Then you can work on the next step. Stop giving youth players huge contracts to 'grab' them from 'rivals' and then don't do anything with them. Outside of Heaven, who actually signed from elsewhere and is in the first team or near it? Youth player I mean.A new tactical manager won't change that. You need somebody who is willing to kill the culture of entitlement and restart it as something else. You can't do that by hiring 'legends' and you can't do that by hiring 'big names'. United have spent roughly the same as Arsenal in the last few years. So either the scouting/DoF is retarded or there are other issues going on beyond the manager.Finally, you got to slap players to stop downing tools for an easy out.
>>158346495Except Arsenal do allow Arteta to do it. Liverpool still do a transfer committee where the 'manager' is a voice but not the entire decider. City allow their manager to do it. Chelsea don't. United don't. Spurs I have no idea.
>>158346431At this point United fans would take a solid midtable finish like the ones Howe got in 2016/17 & 2017/18.
Biggest thing for united is that both manager and the board need to unite on a core set of players they have to get rid of no matter what. Even if it means paying wages for a loan out for shitters like rashford. There also should be no reason why someone like Luke shaw is still there after 12+ years with no real competition. Every manager plays favorites and the same retards get into the lineup no matter what happens.Focus on really fixing the back line and getting a real set of midfielder destroyers since you're stuck with baleba and mainoo. Maybe another keeper. Then you can focus on a striker.
What about Daniel Farke? He'd probably keep United up and even if he doesn't he's sure to get them promoted next season
City and Liverpool have had the best recruitment in the league for the past decade, it's not a coincidence, well that's for the big six, could include Brighton and more recently Bournemouth
The sporting director meme works at smaller clubs, where you expect all your good players and managers to get poached by bigger clubs. In that situation, you want to implement a framework where you can interchangeably swap in new personnel when you inevitably lose your best talents. Plus the players at smaller clubs all have motivation to play well because it means they might get a move to a bigger club with higher wages next transfer window. When you're at a bigger club, the same method doesn't work. This is especially true for players, since they no longer have the motivation to keep playing well when they've been offered a big contract and they feel like they've already "made it". At bigger clubs, you basically need to build the team around a manager who has the respect of the players and can get the best out of them even when they're on massive wages already. It's different in continental Europe, where the big teams can afford to doss around in their domestic league because the gap between the big and small clubs is so large (so they only really need to focus in the Champions League). But in the PL, the gap is much smaller and you can't get away with the same complacency.
there genuinely isn't a single player United should keep, maybe Bruno and mbummo but everyone else is shitthat includes signing of the season senne lammens
>>158346500this is a point but you're saying it like there isn't player issues here. united bought cunha and mbuemo who between them had like 80 G/A in one season. now they basically do nothing. not just them either, liverpool bought wirtz (£115m), barcola (£125m), ekikite (£80m), isak (£125m) and they're struggling. arsenal bought eze, madueke, havertz and they're hardly world class (tho only eze has plopped off a cliff the other two were memes before then). so it's not just united who buy players that then go on and do nothing.but at least at liverpool and arsenal you can see them trying, madueke and eze both actually try to do something. isak and wirtz and barcola try to do something. apart from mbuemo i see nothing at united.
>>158346699Liverpool used to have great recruitment earlier in Klopp's Liverpool career. Then they started signing shitters like Nunez and Wirtz. Not sure exactly what changed for them.
bane?
>>158346699>LiverpoolAh yes, nearly half a billy on their FWs to finish 5th.
>>158346736lel
>>158346779they listened to klopp for nunez, not sure about wirtz but that felt like a "clubs trying to sign prospect eden hazard from lille" move, they didn't listen to klopp to sign julian brandt back in like 2014/15
>>158346802More major trophies than most clubs since United's banter era, nearly half a billy well spent.>>158346736Banger.
>>158344858Scholes would probably murder half the squad in training.
people forget just how shit sunderland, coventry, forest, fulham etc are. spurs and united aren't going down.
youd expect dilated to win a few titles and ucls with all their money spent on the likes of antony and pogba and hojlund and slippy y etc
>>158346878>Spurs
>>158346867except they didn't win anything with that half a billy spent, they won it all before that. isak, ekitike, wirtz, munoz and barcola haven't won anything at liverpool. they won it by having one of the best players on the planet and a good manager.
just a reminder that manure revamped their entire midfield and attack in 2 seasons and are now 1 point away from relegation
>>158346900everybody was saying they were going down until they won two in a row (43 games it took for that to happen).
heh...my boy.... Carringz....
>>158346917so they're pulling a united now?? liverpool and united always swap eras but i don't see united being successful again
Reminder that Spurseh beat United in the Europa Leagueh final for their first major tropeh
>>158347018Spurs had two league cups in the PL era so no.
United haven't played this badly since Wednesday.
If your billion pound squad has a FA/EFL cup winner captain and Dalot as leaders you may need to reconsider some things
United fans genuinely think they should sell the whole squad and sign 25 playersCity spend too much money though btw
Mbuemo hasn't scored a goal in 9 months
>>158347428no way this actually can't be truehe scored like 20 goals a season with brentford
>>158347383Rangnick said it himself. Open heart surgery. United is entirely wrong from top to bottom
>>158347383Another 1.5 billy and they can move from 15th to 3rd! (only 1 game a week then they'll be back to 15th)
A premier league goalOf course
You know it's usually your lower table clubs or mid table clubs that finish high and get into Europe and then end up struggling in Europe because of the increased amount of matches. Then they end up tumbling back down the table. Are Manchester United a lower table club now?
>>158347537mememouth gaped ac milan and united in the space of 4 daysUnited lost today and against a fucking lakea new order is upon us
time for Bournemouth to take their name back and a new memenited to be born
>>158346500>They need to get it into the heads of all their signings that you need to try and improve and being on £200k a week doesn't mean you have 'made it'.It kinda does. These contracts are the largest they are ever going to sign, its all downhill from there. Teams like Brighton can dangle "play well for us and you'll get a move to a richer club" as incentive, Man U can't, they have to sign players who want to win for its own sake, and that becomes ever more of a struggle when you aren't winning anything, so they end up with players who just think of football as a job.
>>158347383FWIW, Arteta basically had to sell his entire squad before he won the league. The only remaining players from the squad he started with were Saka, Martinelli and Saliba (who was sent out on loan and never actually played for Arsenal yet). Even Klopp had to basically build an entirely new starting XI before Liverpool won the league.
>>158346779
A Liverpool supporter since 30 years I can't say i hate this, but it is just like an upset at the euros or wc and then you hate life when you have to watch England-Iceland due to Iceland knocking out one of the big guys. This feels the same. Although Liverpool is also shit I want United to compete to make it interesting. I want Liverpool to play United when it matters for the title or at least champions league places.
if anything he knows the club's dna too well
>>158347675>they end up with players who just think of football as a job.More like free money.
Of course United would lose to a body of water, have you seen their players?
>Sky Sports News just showing a supercut of the United game at the top of the hourJej
united 1pt away from getting the relleh
Manure beat Ipswich 5-2 after being BATTERED 2-0 by Hull and thought they were back and would challenge for the league.Ipswich are currently higher in the table than them.
Bruno Fernandes the insurgent of Ipswich is the best player in the league and is gonna captain us to winning the title wallahi la
Man U finna get the Relly
man uni on the relleh
If Man U was a woman instead of a crossdresser, her arsehole would look like jelly after getting the relly
0161 Manny on the Relly
when the relly man comeththe man troonies finna know
Just did a stinky Poono on the Carrick, it was very watery. Must've been the kebob.
>>158348727finna popped me
Transchester Dilatedahhahahahaahhahahahahahahaaaaaaa
>>158348727YOu'll finna know it!
That's #MyDefender
>>158349039still wading his way back from the middle of the mersey
>>158348936>Transchester Dilated>>ahhahahahaahhahahahahahahaaaaaaaArguably one of the best posts in this thread lol>>158349039Heartily kek
lel I assumed that was just some joke anons told on /sp/.Absolutely grim.Not even Ralle could help Manu and now they try to get this one?
>>158349039Le Butcher
absolute cinema
>>158349227man getting ran ragged by a fat salah
>>158349420evanilson is a fucking DONKEY and scored that??? against the signing of last season btw
Rejected by Emery again
>>158349420>>158349482I wish this general had an idea of how hard I laughed during the WC when Lammens had to be subbed on for Courtois and ended up costing Belgium the match
RELEGATIONNO BREATHINGDON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I CUT MY ARM BLEEDING
>>158349420Lol pretty good.
>>158349233Man which VPN service gives you fucking Bhutan?
>>158349639it's honestly better down hereglad our cadre of spastics know the assignment and are trying their hardest to fuck promotion
the media so far has been tight lipped about the gaping Liverpool gave the Brighton Bummers as they raced towards the Premier League title
>>158349639KEK
Brighton are reddits current favourite team also >>158350106
How have people been following United's demise for over a decade and come away with the idea that their fans always hound managers out, it's literally the exact opposite
>>158350653...the manager hounds fans out?
>>158350653they were chuffed with their summer transfers, so many posts about baleba, santos and tielemans and how they did good business and the alternatives going to the other big clubs were over priced on too big wages it would be the same mistake again etc. etc.how can they complain about the board when they were in full agreement with themgot to be the manager, but they like him as a person, so err its bruno
you now remember EDERSON
>>158351109Fair play, Monsieur. However I offer thee with a slight rebuttal United would be in the relegation places if not for match official intervention!
>>158351109>Le heckin' Professeur
>>158349420That's not an easy finish desu. Well struck.
>United fans saying the first goal wasn't a free kick>guy literally made a sliding tackle, both feet off the ground, studs up and only didn't break the guys leg because he avoided it>hE gOt tHe BaLl!!!!!!!!
Real Madrid and Barcelona are fucking SHIT
if i was the united board i wouldn't sack michael carricki'd listen to what he has to say. and that's what no one did
>>158351787should've been a red
>>158352042VAR confirmed there was no contact so it wasn't a red but it was a dangerous tackle, had he made contact (i.e, had the Mememouth player not jumped out of the way) it'd have been a red. But risking a broken leg?
>>158351109He got his wish but at what cost!?
its uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wte99EjhWsY
>>158352764SLAPPED
>>158352764GAFF
>>158352764you have to be so thick to find this kind of rubbish entertaining
>>158351109sad thing is we now have video replays and if the officials used them fairly arteta wouldn't have a title and would probably struggle for top 4 at best
>>158353396youre on /sp/...
>>158353396>t. can't take the bants
Remember when they said VAR would only be to double checking the event of a clear and obvious error?
>>158353462meds
protecc abby smile :)
>>158353714alright aw?
>>158353938what is this esl gibberish? take your meds, it's really that simple.
>>158353766Chelsea are GUFF mate!
aw is seething btw so don't mention arsenal or nicolas pepe
warra win dat wuz den redz
I want to laugh at United but Chelsea lost at home to Spurs
>Fabian Hürzeler: "Everyone in the stadium saw that only one team tried to create chances and win the match today and therefore I must praise my team's players." Anti-football Liverpool shagged FIRMLY up the arse
>>158355708If only his team tried to make chances, why did they lose?
Title charge
>>158355708This guy is a sore loser. He said the same thing about i think it was arsenal last season when he got trounced 3-0 or something like that
>>158340617
>>158355789Knew the camera was on him
>>158355782He's playing the long game. Winding up other managers and clubs.Also true, if it wasn't for Ayari starting a space program Liverpool would've got pecked. 35% possession at Anfield for Liverpool is embarrassing.
>>158355950>programregrettable FOY
Man United haven't won in 8 (EIGHT) games and they applauded their manager off the pitch
>>158355789Taking MD before managing your shit team is a wild move.
>>158355976yeah but they did boo their uppity players off kek
>>158355969I thought both were acceptable these days?
>>158355976Same game they held this up btw
>>158355950>35% possession at Anfield for Liverpool is embarrassingWhat's truly embarrassing is Liverpool let the mighty Brighton Bummers have the ball and they managed to do less with it than LASK and 9 man Brentford
For years Arsenal struggled because the owners had a say in the dressing room, transfers, tactics etc. When Arteta got promoted to manager something clicked. Meanwhile on the west red side of Manchester the same thing happened without promotion of coach and now theres a revolving door of coaches who die with our very own eyes. Two owners, 10+ managers, shit players bang
>>158356104Roy Keane doesn't even like United or its fans. Didn't even when he was a player, no idea why they like him.
kek they're still goinghttps://x.com/afcbournemouth/status/2114477108395147720
>>158356345Free publicity for him. Can turn it into more money. They're doing him a favour really.
Bournememe niggas be memeing
>>158355782Sounds like the ideal Klopp replacement
>>158355789he monke
>>158356725Clinging on until they lose to Roma
Ratcliffe has zero incentive to improve the team unless he has full ownership. Manchester United being good will just increase the price of the Glazers' remaining shares. In fact, he has a vested interest to actively ruin the football club and tank the price. Kroenke did the exact same thing at Arsenal until Usmanov finally sold up.
>>158356832
>>158356725Gigavaxxed
Why is Xabi Alonso getting such an easy time from the football media? Losing at home to Spurs is a sackable offence
>>158357198Because Chelsea isn't a threat to anyone and don't give a rats ass what's goes on there. The media is filled with red cartel members.
>>158356832ThisRelegated United would be like bitcoin at $100
>>158357198Xabi's a good dude
>>158356776>>158357018How is he not sacked yet?
>Mount>SantosThey need to stop buying Chelsea shitters
>>158358397sir alex is rolling in his grave looking at this table
>>158358397he'll die soon enough, the team is a lost cause anyway, they may have a 'emergence' with the new team but they'll only care for like a year top before power player ruins everything again
>>158355872
>>158353766the fact that slags like this get on talksport and sky sports news just because of pathetic pakis like you is an embarrassment to this country and the media
pleased to see trent got a run out in el clasico
>>158359459dunno if it was just not caring about their league but i thought that game was well boring felt so slow and soft
thank you michael carrick for what you've done to the team (exposing the rats)
>>158359459Mourinho is probably just not used to seeing so many English players in his squad.
>>158359697you didnt see the 100s of bruno rat edits that yank spammed? didnt need carrick for that
>>158359602It's a fucken slog fest out there in la liga. The art of defense is completely lost on these lot, they just jog around off the ball then try to sprint as fast as possible when the attacker advances into them. Genuine plumberball from the supposed two biggest clubs of football. Don't even get me started on the midfield talent of the century jude bellinglol, what a completet shitter.
>>158346261This is what losing to Spurs does to a man
just so you know my persija (who's top of the league) is playing today
first time in two years genuinely enjoyin' watchin' spurs agen. was tearin' up at chelsea match. brilliant. midfield great. but desu our attack is still fuggin' dogshidd. we needed an own goal and a fluke from the most wasteful man on earth. fernandez spoke very eell afta match. very gud player. sad for maddison was cryin' afta he injure love dat guy. propa british pic rel. our tel kudus solanke so bad. and maddison our only propa 10. like connor gallagher is not a replacement 10. we need striker. i dont even know what position marmoush plays. he not a propa striker looks like to me. its gud we gettin' better but its going to go back to shit if we cant consistently against gud teams create and execute more. replace tel kudus solanke
GLINEOS ARE YOU MAD!!!!
>>158360031then why don't you poland your way off to the general for that league
>>158360789because i know it'll make you mad
>>158360837>Persija's rivalry with fellow PSSI founder Persib Bandung, referred to as the Indonesian El Clásicowhy do your team names sound like laundry detergent brands
>>158360884i don't know what detergent brands you're talking about but old indonesian clubs that didn't get affected with the clear western influence (suddenly club named with United, City and the likes) have Persi- in their name because it's the abbreviation of Persatuan Sepakbola Indonesia ('Indonesian Football Association of' in English) + name of the town/province.aside Arema, other teams that don't have Persi- in their name usually are either recently-founded or were old clubs but have been handed to other owners multiple times that they can simply move it to other towns and give it a new name (this practice is so widespread in here, the league decided to give it -2 points to start the season for anyone doing this)
I wish I could hug Carrick rn. His players again die in front of him. This is truly Ole's team. He steadied the ship and is treated like ass by Ratcliffe and Wilcox or whoever the Ed Woodward is now
lads, i'm worried about dave's mental health
>>158340617Stop using tranny as an insult, wtf.
>>158365024KEK
>>158361101we have a detergent brand called persilwashing machines live longer with calgon
Kill Bruno. Behead Bruno. Roundhouse kick Bruno into the concrete. Slam dunk Bruno into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Bruno. Defecate in a Bruno food. Launch Bruno into the sun. Stir fry Bruno in a wok. Toss Bruno into active volcanoes. Urinate into a Bruno gas tank. Judo throw Bruno into a wood chipper. Twist Bruno heads off. Report Bruno to the IRS. Karate chop Bruno in half. Curb stomp pregnant Bruno. Trap Bruno in quicksand. Crush Bruno in the trash compactor. Liquefy Bruno in a vat of acid. Eat Bruno. Dissect Bruno. Exterminate Bruno in the gas chamber. Stomp Bruno's skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Bruno in the oven. Lobotomize Bruno. Mandatory abortions for Bruno. Grind Bruno fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Bruno in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Bruno with a ray gun. Kick old Bruno down the stairs. Feed Bruno to alligators. Slice Bruno with a katana
>>158356181spurs fan, isn't he
>>158340617https://www.redcafe.net/threads/carlos-baleba-2026-27-performances.493187/page-14
>>158365332POPPED MY ASS
>>158351109chesney hawkes on a madone
disappointing result yesterday, but a point's a point at least.
>>158365332>Kill Bruno. Behead Bruno. Roundhouse kick Bruno into the concrete. Slam dunk Bruno into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Bruno. Defecate in a Bruno food. Launch Bruno into the sun. Stir fry Bruno in a wok. Toss Bruno into active volcanoes. Urinate into a Bruno gas tank. Judo throw Bruno into a wood chipper. Twist Bruno heads off. Report Bruno to the IRS. Karate chop Bruno in half. Curb stomp pregnant Bruno. Trap Bruno in quicksand. Crush Bruno in the trash compactor. Liquefy Bruno in a vat of acid. Eat Bruno. Dissect Bruno. Exterminate Bruno in the gas chamber. Stomp Bruno's skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Bruno in the oven. Lobotomize Bruno. Mandatory abortions for Bruno. Grind Bruno fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Bruno in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Bruno with a ray gun. Kick old Bruno dKill Mantroony. Behead Hasidic Davinder. Roundhouse kick Amjad the Mantroony into the concrete. Slam dunk Mantroony into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Hasidic Davinder. Defecate in a Amjad the Mantroony food. Launch Mantroony into the sun. Stir fry Hasidic Davinder in a wok. Toss Amjad the Mantroony into active volcanoes. Urinate into a Mantroony gas tank. Judo throw Hasidic Davinder into a wood chipper. Twist Amjad the Mantroony heads off. Report Mantroony to the IRS. Karate chop Hasidic Davinder in half. Curb stomp pregnant Amjad the Mantroony. Trap Mantroony in quicksand. Crush Hasidic Davinder in the trash compactor. Liquefy Amjad the Mantroony in a vat of acid. Eat Mantroony. Dissect Hasidic Davinder. Exterminate Amjad the Mantroony in the gas chamber. Stomp Mantroony's skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Hasidic Davinder in the oven. Lobotomize Amjad the Mantroony. Mandatory abortions for Mantroony. Grind Hasidic Davinder fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Amjad the Mantroony in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Mantroony with a ray gun. Kick old Hasidic Davinder down the stairs. Feed Amjad the Mantroony to alligators. Slice Mantroony with a katana.
Danny Mills jogging past me therePretending he's a normal person but I know that he used to be a professional footballer
But is Bruno Fernandes really the issue?
>>158365368bah gawd it's trevor! as god as my witness he is back from the dead!
>>158365412Idk I mean they glazed him last season, most assists (open play?), player of the season (fan voted award?) and led them to a third placed finish (one match every 7 weeks?). however they also slandered him at the beginning of last season too when he was missing pens
>>158358794He wishes he was dead. This is the consequences of that monkey's paw deal he made so long ago
>>158365412He represents the bad attitude when things aren't going well
>>158365474sounds about white (brown)
Goalkeepers were all the fat kids stuck in net and chuds are fatties
>>158365498taxidermy is pretty impressive ngl
That doesn't explain why Senne Lammens is so SHIT KEK
>Tran U manager: AAAAAAA DON'T LEAK OUR TACTICS NOOOOOO
KEK think Mantroony is off his anti psychotics wandering Old Trannord looking for a bumming
Le Tissier had 25 goals in the league in 1994 which means Southamptons season on finishing 18th was a success just like Tran U having a successful season last season with Troono clinching the assist record thanks to PGMOL
Chelsea got battered by Spurs at Stamford Bridge
So we all agree that Manchester City will keep being the big bro of Manchester yeah?
>30m for EFL's MVP seems like a decent gamble>>30 million for hayden hackney>hilarious shit lol, since when did championship shitters cost this much?lmfao
>Cole Palmer>Chelsea >Gopuff>Chelsea>Puffs
Tran Dilated replaced Cristiano Ronaldo with Gabriel Obertan
>>158365668Delete this post
Shelsea's entire plan revolves around joao pedro staying fit
>the Yank schizo is back
>>158349420As much as Evsnilson's finish is sensational, what the fuck is that United """backline"""
>>158365705>EvsnilsonThis is why you shouldn't phonepostThat sounds like a Swedish player
>>158349420Martinez casually jogging back lmao
>>158349420What a finish, makes it look easy
>>158365661>Tran U Tranmere are a Rovers, not United
>>158365748sorry I just defaulted to the smaller club, I'll respect Tranmere Rovers more carefully since they're bigger
Evanilson is Brazilian Darwin btw
>>158365755
Butthurzeler moaning again
>>158365759scousers sign him for 98mil next year and call it a bargain
daddy....
>>158365781It's more likely that dilated do, they love their midtable domestic players
>>158365776He said Liverpool did not play football yesterday. Parked the bus, negative football is what they play at Anfield - that's what he said
They want you to forget.
>>158365789Now the transfer business has been done, what are peoples expectations for this season.I’m expecting some negative predictions because most of you are a bunch of bedwetters, feel free to go ultra negative as it makes it easier for the rest of us to quote you later on in the season.Im feeling positive about the business we’ve done and the position the team is in, so I’ll try and start this off on a positive note.LeagueI reckons we’ll finish second or third, I fancy arsenal might run away with it this year as they have the most stable team and setup. But they were really lucky with injuries last year in the large part, and their best players have been ran into the ground over the last 12 months. So, if we can just stay in and around it come March, number 21 may be on its way.There’s been a lot of change at most of the other traditional league challengers. I think our fairly restrained business may actually suit us as long as we can get a little lucky with injuries.Champions league.I’d be happy to make the knockouts this season. Whilst I’m happy we have decent names to play again and I’m looking forward to it, every game looks both winnable and a potential humbling for different reasons. Regardless I reckon we’ll get some crackers, and not doing that Thursday/Sunday grind will be great regardless.CupsWe’ll win one of them, not sure which, but I fancy a cup this season.What are your shouts for this year?
>>158365801If he wasn't parking the bus, how does he explain the own goal?
>>158365829https://www.redcafe.net/threads/expectations-for-the-2026-27-season.493266/
>>158365829waalhi bruv Carrick gonna Bruno at the wheel winning the league innit shea lacy
liverpoo fags are lucky berrada is a retardhttps://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/04/30/andoni-iraola-man-utd-bournemouth-carrick-manager-ratcliffe/
Man City also lost, not that anyone gives a shit.
>>158365933Those cheating fuckers are getting relegated, their results mean nothing
>yes I do have a minute, Mr Glazer.
Manchester United are a terrible football team
>>158365965>Manchester United are a terrible football team
>>158355789an inspiring sight for the lads
>Sir James, how nice to hear from you
>Man UnitedENTER
>>158366009>resigns due to burnout>immediately takes the man utd job
Just watched the Liverpool Brighton highlights and realised Liverpool won purely by two lucky bounces of the ball and didn't make a single chance.They were also lucky Brighton missed a couple of shots after their defence was beaten.Wild. Looked like match fixing desu
the man to release united from their pent up frustrations
>>158366047Don't be jelly that Isak is finally coming into his element and rewarding Liverpool for their srewd business and patience https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cmj47lq7e5e7o
>>158365965You'd think they're the best team in the history of sport going by United fans, pundits and ex player pre season predictions. Paul "i suck my daughters toes and I'm proud" Scholes went live on air and said United have a better chance at winning the league then Arsenal, the current Premier league champions, this season.
>b..but we're manchester united
>>158366058>The Sweden striker arrived at Anfield amid huge fanfare in August 2025 when he signed from Newcastle for a British record £125m.>But a combination of a slow start and then suffering a broken leg in December meant his first season at the Reds became something of a nightmare.Funny that both the article and majority of comments completely absolve Isak of his behaviour over that summer. As if he wasn't responsible for it in any way whatsoever.
>This is Manchstrunitd, it the biggest club in the world
https://x.com/ChatingRosicky/status/2114543277265608952>Lee Gunner goes on a drunk rant about the Earth being flat because the Quran said so, and the moon landing being fakeWhat went so horribly wrong?
>>158366084That's the thing isn't it. This is MANCHESTER UNITED we're taking about. We're not talking about any team. This MANCHESTER. UNITED here. Guys, seriously. This is MANCHESTER UNITED we're talking about.MANCHESTER.UNITED.
>>158366102I bet that used to work for Ferguson
>>158366074>>158366084>>158366102https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1793013033112316.mp4
>>158366028I'm surprised he didn't kick off TBF
>>158366202off season mourinho is zen
i LOVE when /epl/ shits on top of the pile of shit that is manurekino day for football
>Former Premier League footballer Jermaine Pennant says he needed more than 50 stitches after being mauled by a dog.I wonder what breed of dog it was...
>>158366225schnoodle?
no-one cares that City and Chelsea lost.. and Chelsea lost to shitty shit little crap Spurs at home.....
>>158366225German Shepherd apparently
>Only 2 of the God Four on at the weekendStandards are slipping. Unacceptable.
>get attacked by dog>need stitches>decline to press chargesHe was buying drugs and it belonged to his dealer
i really hope you guys won't start using "sus penders" as a nickname for mike penders because that's just a really cruel name for a 19-year old kid brought in to start due to injury and he made one small mistake so let's just move on
Nothing ever happens
>>158366267
Manchester United
>>158366234schnewdle
Another point for my Tigers :)
>>158366282Squeezing boob so hard he screams is sexual assault, no?
>>158366252Arsenal and Liverpool wonChelsea and City lost
>>158366254not a good look to try and get the innocent heckin boofer put down
They should've played MUFC legend Tyreke Malaysia
>>158366277Hmmm, actually come to think of it, disregard this post, I suck cocks.
>>158366281he's not loying
>>158366295>Cheaty in the God FourLolno
Looks like I upset a Manchester United fan so much he is trying to imitate me! I'm sorry bro!
>>158366322KEK dubs confirm it>>158366333KEK trips confirm it
Hasidic Davinder is more Jewish than David Fried from The David and Bobo Show fame
