Match Thread #2Manchester United 0-2 Mememouth>Rayan (38') Goal, M. Tavernier (43')Currently 53 mins in.
sacked in the dressing room haha
If you didnt stick a cheeky tenner on bournemouth to win this one, what are you doing?
heh…my boy Mcarringz…
lets go mug bros
At what point do the owners just sell up and leave and we can finally expose the meme that 'it's all the owners fault'?
utciad
me when I catch soogsposter
>moyes
>>158342901
What's bournemouth like? The beach looks nice.
>>158342918
>>158342913post the one with him thinking like woy
CAM ON BOURNEMOUTHMORE GOALS
>>158342922um this is illegal in the UK please delete. choking is illegal.
we dem moys boys pussy
This is what happens when you no longer have fergie paying refs
>>158342914Read that in Chris-chan's voice
>>158342922MODS!!
gary neville is giving great insight & even tactical guidance for free. he should go into management, he's got a great tactical brain
>>158342942
>>158342921See where they play, how they play, IF they play
>>158342936for me, it's christchurch
>>158342900you should see how much your compatriot has on the game
Just had an argument with my gf ladsShe's gone from from 10 stone to 15 1/2 stone since March, I pulled her on it and told her to get to the gym, and she told me I need to just love her as she is. I feel like a massive arsehole now.
it looms
>>158342922SOOGED.COM
>>158342973Didnt someone shoot a load of brown scum in christchurch
>>158342914sauce?
>>158342975those are fake screenshots lad, he always does it
>>158342922>>158342947you'd literally get 2 years in prison if a copper found this on your harddrivenot a joke
>o-ok i'll bring you on bruno, but no more being mean to me, o-ok?
>>158342969
KEK
>>158342922Is this a new one?
/mug/mas timemistletoe and winehear the rat-face bruno whine
>>158343005>he
>>158342987threaten to cheat on her
>>158342993They really should just make rat boy player-manager and have him put his money where his mouth is.
Happily for Carrick CP's manager will get axed first
>i need to drop bruno to make a statement>*starts mount on the wing*
>>158342922Hey wtf. This fat retarded faggot is here btw
>>158342987You should stick your cock inside her massive arsehole because her eating more means she is fatter and more eating equals bigger and faster shits not to mention a stretched anus from weight gain so she should be able to accomdote your cock with her juicy anus and fuck you balls dry with her mucous lined stink tube
>>158343024how long until every game is a cup final?
>Michael CarrickHe's getting fired, isn't he?
>>158343024Could be in the relegation zone later today if Sunderland win 6-0
>>158342987Get her on wegovy pills
why is bruno benched ? is manu now such a crisis team everyone is just rage benched automatically
>>158343014Americhad i kneelthe savior of /epl/ is here
Where's Kobbie "future Ballon d'Or winner" Mainoo?
>>158342922AYOOOOOO
>>158342863Carrick just needs some January reinforcements…….
>>158343014
>>158343062why would you play someone that publicly wants you sacked
>>158343062i miss her
>>158343062"rage benched" is a funny (and accurate) term.
>>158343062Bruno and Martinez are benched because they called out their bosses
>>158342987Put up a 'no fat chicks' sign by the front door.
>>158343052Post the messi copypasta pls
Why do Indian simps ruin every thread?Is it because Man U is Indian bait?
>>158343024>championship manchester derby
>>158343035>Cankles>Cellulite >No titsPretty face tho
>>1583430241 point off relegation lmao
>>158343062i remember
>>158343072
>>158342943I've already saved way too many of his reactions, I don't know which one you're talking about.
bruno won?
>>158343062doesn't really solve the problem until either have left the clubyou can't bench a poisonous player and it solve the issue... pogba the same, just need to get rid or get a no nonsense militant manager in
>>158343083kek, total crisis team
>>158342921Funny thing is Lindelof and Bissacka are looking solid for Villa
>>158343069Based soogsbro, does she paint those freckles on her face?
>>158343095im sure every club has onlyfans prostitutes that would like to be advertised, but its only the teams with the indian fans that do it...
>>158343106
what does he do
I hope Bruno is made to warm up for 50 minutes without getting sent on.
>>158343105can someone ai a red mug into her hand?
if bruno comes on...does he do fuck all to finish carrick off... or go for the personal gain and prove him wrong to bench him
>>158343115Emery managed to qualify for the Champions League with Matty Cash as a starting full back. He can make any player not shit (except Sancho).
Soogs is trannie coded
>>158343155and garnacho
How come Transchester are not dangerous in transition?
almost heaven
>>158343136
The troongs trannies are herePost your OF whore on /b/ you dumb horny muzzies
>licha on before brunocarrick is an actual retard holy fuck
>changing defendersIs Carrick serious???
>>158343173Fucking poof
sorry wokesters but I have to say itSantos is a THUG
>>158343168Our boy Garnacho just needs more time ACTUALLY.
>>158343169>How come Transchester are not dangerous in transition?KEK>>158343166>Soogs is trannie codedTrue
>>158343172
Why waste a sub on a cb for cb?
>>158343035who's this?
maguire red in 7 minutes
this rayan nigga looks good
>rayan
>>158342863Surely Carrick gets shitcanned after this game right?
The BUTCHER of Carrick will make sure he gets sacked tonight
>>158343173she has a pussy retard. how does a tranny have such a perfect looking pussy?
>>158343195Its not about the game…its about sending a message
>>158343196elle fanningindians love her
Just sub in all the hot teens. This is not working mr manager.
Without Bruno and Šeško MU are doomed to mug
>Pat Butcher
>>158343205that'll be £130m plus tip
>>158343205he'd be elite if he could shoot or started passing
Why are they constantly falling today.
>>158343144>*hands you her pussy juice*y-you too
IM FROM THE FUTURE!! BRUNO COMES ON AND RUPTURES HIS ACL IN THE 76TH MIN
>>158343120alri lad, she paints those but has natural freckles under that layer>rayan blud
>>158343195medical tells them how many minutes to play for injury risks and they have too many subs now for it to matter
>Bruno, Zrikzee, and Sesko is still in the bench>subs defender anywayHe sabotaged his own job
>>158343229windy
get these tranny posters out of this thread
BIG ZIRK INCOMING
Simps need the rope
big zgame's back
Big Xer/Xe to save the day
charlie zirk please save me
If you brought back 2013 Van Persie from the past, would he singlehandedly carry them?
>>158343225b cartel lining up to rinse another of the sky 6 for big bucks (no refunds)they probably already have 2 more rayans lined up to slot in seamlessly when they sell him
(p)(p)(p)
>gary shit talking our boy big zirkwtf
>>158343265>Rat, fat, deadit will not make a difference
how many for big zirk?
how many today?
>>158343270>>158343274>>158343277babababased
Imagine if United board didnt listen to Gary Neville's seething anti Conte campaign on Sky 5 years ago where United would be now.Deserves pondering
>>158343286He would become as shit as all the rest do.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>158343270LMFAOOO
on suicide watch
based based based
/MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/
KEEEEEEK
this tunnel has no end
im sorry but lammens is a flophes shit
ORBITAL KEKS
IT'S HAPPENING
>TYRANNOSAURUS
what a finish la
phwoar what a sexy goal
CARRICK IS GONE
buhbye
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
that was absolute KINO
OH NO NO NO
>>158343237Women like this are too beautiful they reach a point where i stop being attracted to them and instead i just get the urge to smash their fucking faces in and stomp on their teeth and cut off their titsAnyone else like this?
OOOOH MYYYY DAAAAAAAAAAYS
>eva nilson
3-0 again ole ole
>>158343304I'm guessing they'd still be at Old Trafford.
THIS IS ON MOUNTHE WAS SO SLOW TO RESPONSE THAT BALL
LAMMENS KEEP A CLEAN SHEET
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
>>158343219Tree tunks
I LOVE /MUG/ LADS
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I really hope they don't come back in the next 20 mins, I need this /mug/ today
>what a finish>and man utd look finished... in this gamehehe
Lemons is the transfer they got right, by the way.
>all the disabled as wheeling out towards the exitsLmao
oh no...oh no
please leave the stadium, leave it all at once.
THREE>THREETHREE>THREETHREE>THREETHREE>THREETHREE>THREETHREE>THREETHREE>THREE
Remember when the dilated trannies hyped up lammens
ayyyyyyy lmao
>>158343316still better than onana
finished club
based wind
Bruno has been validated. He called out Carrick and Wilcox. Gets benched. And this is what happens.
How much do United pay for Mount everyweek?He's so dreadful
and we're prepared to see the news about carrick being sacked sooner or later
>soogs>gyaldem
Bruno was clearly hiding a smile there
>>158343339IT'S HAPPENING AGAINITS HAPPENING AGGAAAAAIIINNNNNFUCK OFF YANITEDITS HAPPENING AGAIN
>Man City and Man United relegated in the same season
PFFFTHAHAHAHAHAH
I mean it's a very hard goal to score, with the right foot with that angle
It never gets old
I GOT A FEELING https://youtu.be/CwdrtwZiQ9E?is=uXZuaDMWzbgbX-RT
>>158343361KEK
>>158343335they have indians in australia now?
/MUG/chads stay winning
>>158343310He won
RELEASE THE DOCUMENTARY NOW AMAZON. THIS PAST WEEK ALONE SHOULD BE A DOCUMENTARY ON IT'S OWN
Big Zirk has scored in 100% of his last 1 games btw this isn't over
>even the handicaps are leavingkek
>>158343366To be fair, he is better than Bayinder and Onana were
Felted
kwab
ITS HAPPENED AGAINITS HAPPENED AGAAAAIN
Why has the Hill match got an orange tint to it?
God this makes me so happy
Funny if they get a penalty but there's no bruno so they miss it
>>158341290>>158341290>>158341290>>158341290
Is Carrick tearing up?
>>158342863Banana level of kwab
>>158343407how fucking petty is carrick lmfao
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHYOU'RE GONNA /MUG/ ME HOME TONIGHT ~OOOOOOOOOOHHHHDOWN BESIDE THAT RED /MUG/ LIGHT ~
>>158343424how can she slap
it's over.
>>158343361LMAO
>"Man Utd. Who the fuck are they?">"Exactly!"
Honestly it's almost getting to the point that you have to pity United
>>158343436
>>158343457lol no
>>158343401
>Glazers out bannerSomeone kick that antisemite chud out of the stadium.
>>158343436lovely finish from that angle tbf
this is too much. folks in wheelchairs are literaly standing up and leaving.
they should not have fired amorim desu, it was going in right direction
Going to go out on a limb here, but I reckon Carrick might be out of a job after this.
if it's the owners fault then why were united pretty good last season after hiring carrick?
>>158343452mfw when my uti wakes me up at 4am and only a little squirt of pee comes out
>>158343361AURA
i hope they dont sack carrick yet this is too funny
where is the "Bournemouth 'til I die" ritualposter?
>>158343457No they need to get relegated
>>158343340
>>158343457never
>this is carrick's legacy nowbrutal
>>158343475dwp better be watching the cunts
Relegation (real)
>>158342987My gf went from 14 stone to 10 this yearYou need to constantly show photos of your gf looking fat and rough and one day she'll realise she hates how she looks
>>158343395what the hell? is she doing sex stuff??
gf just sent me a pic of her new tattoo lads
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS ANYONE SEEN MANTROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONY
please post more half naked ladies in here
yaniteds next 6 games. ooof
we can blame the wind
reminder that this is all going to be part of a behind the scenes amazon documentary
>>158343480Wonder what the payoff isThey should just leave him in there and wait for him to resign, see if he cant take the heat
>>1583434821 game a week
ZIRK'S GONNA HOLD IT UP ANY SECOND NOW
Carrick knows he's out so he will sub Bruno at the 90' to have the last laugh on the rat.
>>158343436MU fans are being driven out of the stadium at full speed, kek.
>>158343489never see them during bournemouth gameseither side and other match threads, but never during
90% dead Sir Alex would be a better option at this point
>>158343452
>>158343466whose that first semen demon? erika what?
>>158343497rip
>>158343516why did they agree to it this season kek
>>158343506>posting slop
>>158343504I'm not sure, I'm going to check just in case
redemption arc
last united win in the league was in august
>moyes>mouyes>laang baal>wreck it ralf>ole's at wheel>eras come to an end/7 hag>scamorimwhat's carrick's nickname?
>>158343457I lived through the 90's - no I don't. This isn't enough.
>>158343540>do I dare bring Bruno on and hope he scores 4 assists?
>>158343478amorin was at war with the board, he was going to die by 3 at the back out of pride
what is the crowd chanting?
bournemouth have done 3-0 at old trafford twice now in the last threethey need to step up and make it 4-0 if they want to show any sign of progression
>>158342987You need to approach from a point of wanting to be healthy and active together when you retireI say that and my bird has gone on that mounjaro or whatever its called and I'm deeply worried about her tits.
Amorín lost on purpose on Thursday because he knew that Bournemouth would be hyped and beat yanited
yanited are shit
>>158343530They won't stand for this kind of performance!
>>158343499They'll forgive him once the next guy flops as well and go back to whinging about the Glazers.
Michaela Trannick
>>158343551damn, that's a lot
ten hag won 2 cups in a row with this shower of shit
>>158343516I don't think it will be humanly possible to watch this without spontaneously combusting with sheer mirth.
you know Bruno is loving it, he knows everybody is watching him right now.
United dont deserve a player as good as big zirk
>>158343452grim
>>158343561Just Carrick. He has zero personality. He's a nothing of a manager. No nickname is more fitting.
>>158343561He's not interesting enough to have one
>ratto
>>158343545Because Carrick was doing so well last season… how could anyone see this coming
quick bring on a kid for no reason
>>158343579'Chaco would never say that.
>>158343574"worse than Como" will haunt them forever
>>158343436>
>>158343506What does the top left one mean?
>>158343567>he was always going*
>turns down £200 million per year from saudi to stay at united>12 months later
>>158343583The next guy will get 3 month new manager bounce and media will say they're back before players start sulking next season.
>>158343589wish they'd release episodes as they're filmingthe wait is brutal
yo what the fuck is happening lol
>>158343570I hear SACKED IN THE MORNING OH OH OH
>>158343561boro castoff
What is the crowd chanting? All I can hear is something about "sack the...."
>>158343581hehe
>>158343605get back to taking down the umbrella corporation you hack
Bruno Fernandes welcom to ______________
Bruno is literally hatewatching this, looks like he's enjoying it
>>158343605looks like that would make a scary Halloween mask
>>158343612>nuthin but snakes on dis app xox
>fans are chanting about carrick got sacked
>>158343605carricksistas, how do we recover?
>>158343617literally all the new manager has to do is get bruno back in form and he'll be hailed as a genius
"Youre an idiot if you think were getting relegated."
>>158343576he was always too high iq for espee to understand
WE WANT FOUR WE WANT FOUR
So is it Rashford's fault? He's not even playing
>Neville banging on about transfersLmao
>If Sunderland beat Leeds by 5 goals or more United will be in the relegation zoneheh
they were offered 100M+ for bruno 2 summers in a rowhow much for him with 6months left on his contract in January?
>>158343609>male>female>trans>I'll fuck all of them
>>158343561carcrashick
>>158343633Manchester City
>>158343646>watches youtube reactormaybe you're also an idiot?
>>158343605actually feel for him theref
CHEERIO CHEERIO CHEERIO
why is zirk so aggressive :(
>>158343637because he's played every minute of every game he's probably never actually watched United and is only now seeing how bad they are
>>158343605
>neville can't even hide that he's fuming anymore
delete the simp posts
>>158343654>So is it Rashford's fault? He's not even playingHis wages are so high Yanited can afford to sing anyone else.
>>158343593Wish Izzy hadn't got her tits done desu.
>>158343625sack the board I think
>>158343663Oh the arrow with the line through it means trans? Didn't know that.
>>158343612never be loyal to a corporation because it is fundamentally incapable of being loyal to youeveryone needs to learn this, not just footballers
>>158343654Not getting Rashford off the wage bill and getting no fee in, prevented the club from buying a left back or a striker. It upset the attack. Ask yourself why he isnt playing.
gary neville turning it into the gary neville show againodious swine
>>158343685BOSS.......
>>158343605>Get a real deal>Get fired>Be neet on big yanited dollarsHe is living his best life
big zirk
>>158343679Please aussie anon replace messi with Bruno in your copypasta
>>158343697His pain sustains me.
I want myI want myI want my mug on speeee
qualifying for UCL is a net negative for poonitedall the players have UCL qualification stipulations that increase their wages by 100k
>>158343712my boy big zirk just needs more time
Still no red cards
>>158343593janny why aren't you doing your job?
>>158343712>>158343712glad to see someone showing that passion. if everyone was like Big Zirk we'd be 3-0 up instead of 3-0 down today
>>158343712That's a card surely?
>>158343712yet another successful takedown by big zirk
0 shots on goal for United
>>158343697still pretending its just a one off blip losing like this to bournemouth>0-3>0-3>4-4>0-3 (and counting)
>>158343667>reacting to the watcher of a youtube reactor>
>>158343605this nigga fruity
MUGGGGGGYYYYY muggy back ribs
>>158343762that cant be true...
man utd a shit
Big zirk needs to demand and run for crosses
Transchester Dilatedddd
moneyball mercenary teams like Brighton, Bournemouth, Brentford and Como seem to be the best at exposing them
>>158343788Fuck off faggot
>>158343667>nooo you must listen to gary neville whining for 90 minutes
>>158343788>>158343764the brighton thread is there >>158340500
WE DEM MOYES BOYS
Just tuned in, why are they booing Maguire?
>post yfw the third Bournemouth goal went in
We're watching El Bumsico today spbros?
>>158343667bodied those freaks
>>158342987Just say that if you wanted a fat girl, you would get an already fat girl and not one who became fat.
>>158343800>zoomer unironically thinks those are the only two optionsgrim
>>158343818No... i have to sleep :((
>>158343818I'd rather watch american football
>>158343818sorry, don't watch non-league shite
>>158343808Yanited customers can only dream of the glory days of getting a point at home.
Is Bruno jewish?
>check whats the 4:30 game to see if its worth watching>fucking leeds and sunderland
>>158343436Absolutely cartoonish team lmao
>Stick your new stadium up your arseYes we neeeeeed that money to spend on more shitters instead
lmao they are suddenly below tottenham in the table, even below fulham
>>158343797High tempo teams in general
>jersey
>>158343818Of courshe.
>>158343605thats holding in tears
>>158343818>courtois out due to injuryanything could happen
>>158343712Without any fit striker, I'd play Zirkzee through the middle with Cunha one side, Mbuemo / Diallo the other side. Fernandes, Baleba, Tielemens. De Ligt + Maguire or Martinez at centre back. Fucked at left and right back, Dalot and whoever at left back. Carrick could get more out of this squad than he is. He's obsessed with playing Mbuemo through the middle. It doesnt work. Not that Zirkzee would work, he just doesnt fit into the formation. But he's more physical and got better link up play.
>>158343849Portuguese people just look like that
>>158343855go get on your knees for mubhammad it's prayer time
>Singing the Carrick songOmds the levels of cuckoldry
>>158343669
>>158343808DID YOU SEE THAT SCORE JAY
>>158343812
would quite enjoy a bournemouth 4thwould that be too greedy lads?
still can't figure out whose shirt she wants
OH SHIT ZIRKZEE ALMOST DID SOMETHING
>>158343478wasn't this one puppi-something?
>>158343818lock tf in yamal, don't give kane the ballon d'or
Why are they playing better the last 5 min?
WE WANT +10
>>158343818I'll be in the thread if it's busy.
>>158343881Im drooling lads
>>158343908Big Zirk ofc
>transchester dilated
>>158343902i think we all deserve that iiabhwyl (if i am being honest with you lad)
Stretford end predicted uniteds start to season
>>158343919gay cunt
>>15834381815 years ago el classicos were fucking massive events
>>158343867no refunds
LOOK LOOK THEY ARE LEAVING AT THE 90TH MINUTEQUICK FILM THEMSHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME
Oh no no no it’s raining and everyone’s leaving
>>158343930Dangerously based
>>158343949this but unironically
Im a famous soap actor
>>158343930pindick bugs can't fuck anything malaysissy spraying bug spray so you shoo away
>>158343908just a french gal asking to get the island back
>>158343878ktim
Can't believe Jason Wilcox dropped Bruno
>>158343949There were people leaving before ht at 0-2 kek
>straight but think about sucking and jerking off random men in a toilet constantly Anyone else like this?
>>158343949They've got a long trip down the London, it's understandable
>>158343967you love a good lathering
>>158343967Ken Barlow
How many wives are getting beaten tonight?
>>158343967Fuck off Barry
>>158343987>zoomer has literally never been to a match
>>158343908>jerseyFOY
I'm waiting until the end to hear the boos
>>158343988Me. I'm a big Arsenal fan btw.
>>158343994Not enough
>>158343988You're just Aussie
>>158343988Im not gay but if im bored ill download grindr and have a quick shag
>>158343986It was the Glazers, you retard.
>>158343994they dont bring their wives over on the boats
>>158343855>>158343942I can't work out what his position is. Is spamming gay men kissing in a match thread in which United is getting well beaten pro- or anti-United?
>>158343967i'm rupert grint
>>158343967>MUSTANG SALLY
Pass to Dalot, Dalot crosses for 1m50 Mbeumo, repeat, wonder why it doesnt work after match
>>158343967fella from the imperial leather advert?
straight men post pics of slags during a football match and make each other hard and jerk off together, that's definitely straight behavior
>>158343967Cain?
apparently fabregas used to be on forums back in the day defending himself non stop
holy kek
Wow, united managed to shot on target
>>158342863laugh at united thread >>158344042laugh at united thread >>158344042laugh at united thread >>158344042laugh at united thread >>158344042laugh at united thread >>158344042
he's literally holding back tears
>>158344024pro dilated me thinks
That was a sad boo. Guess that's what happens when everyone leaves early.
>>158344056Nah, it's mountNet negative contribution>0 vision>0 awareness>1 blunder leading to goal
up the fucking chez
>>158344066Carrick or Bruno?
>>158344066:( true
The funniest bit is some sorry cunt has spent his life savings flying over from timbuktu to watch this in person. Sat in a seat where someone lost their season ticket for missing an U21s match in the efl trophy.
>>158344051>defending himself non stopUnlike on the pitch
>Serenading the manager who has you losing at home to Bournemouth and close to relegationLmao
"These boys get managers sacked for fun"
Fuck winning 5 games in a row that dude should've done a 6 game losing streak instead lmao. I got a feeling woohoo. We're eating good /mug/bros my belly is too full
>>158344083why would bruno cry? he knows he'll have a new manager next week
>They're STILL going on about a lack of transfers
Oh motherI can feelThe soil falling over my head
kek they immediately start booing once carrick is down the tunnel
>booing bruno
>>158344163Bruno?
>>158342863laugh at man united thread >>158344042laugh at man united thread >>158344042laugh at man united thread >>158344042laugh at man united thread >>158344042laugh at man united thread >>158344042laugh at man united thread >>158344042
>>158344192thats what /mug/ is for
Poor fellow now has to think of something to say to the press.
good god what a broken club
kind of feel bad for carrick lads
>>158344252brought this on himself by pressing in a 4-0-2-4 with tielemans as a shadow striker
>Baywatch redux: now featuring ethnics
>no Bruno>loses
>>158344424as opposed to>bruno>loses
>>158344252not mehe benched his best player purely out of spite and didn't bring him on even when the match was spiralling away from himhe's a legitimate petty retard and i'll be glad to see the back of him
POO SCREAMING
>>158343166The opposite tb h, she looks great but she's totally non-degenerate to the point she's useless in the sack to all evidence which is effectively the reverse of a tranny
>>158345952Make a thread for her on /gif/
