Please join me in watching the Houston Texans play the New York football Giants. JJ McCarthy won my school a national championship so I'll always have a soft spot for him. Texies are back on the rails. Is there still hope for the season? Kickoff in 30
>>158344744JJ McCarthy was hardly the reason Michigan won lmao
>>158344775Kek I'm well aware
Looks like an easy dub on paper but it's the Giants which my Texies have always struggled with. Insane that David Carr is the only Texie QB in franchise history to beat NYG. It'll be CJ's first game against them.
>>158344775>>158345069But also the qbs since I went there have been the likes of Tate forcier, denard Robinson, shea Patterson. Complete ass for like 15 years
This is the thread.
>gnats making a duplicate threadIshiggydiggy
LET'S FUCKING GONINE X 2 GOES OFF TODAY FOR 700 YARDS
Brady is getting JJ his jobs
>>158345413I love jj and that nine shit was some of worst cringe I've seen in this league
Tank Dell is back
>>158344775No, but he also wasn't turning the ball over, playing mistake-free football wins most games.
this is going to either be a blow out or a shit show and I just don't know which yet
>>158344775He could spin it on the intermediate passes
Sadly I think it will be overturned
>already getting reffed to death
Flight is taking off in a minute. See y'all in 45 texie bros
long pineapple x1
PINEAPPLEX1
>fans in houston
>>158345685Have a good flight OP
>>158345721We exist
>>15834572112:00 kickoff is too early for Houston, we should be playing in the 3:25 time slot
>Kamari missed an important tackle
>Kamari gets beat on a ball he overran
Nine looks way better with the Giants
>it's ogre
Ceejay??? What are we doing today?
The Texies D has lost a step or 2.
>>158346199the question is, who left ?
Ref is a faggot
did they just call unnecessary roughness on the running back? for running into the guy?
Secondary is ass this season.
JJ IS HIM
Streaming games for anons. VC open.discord dot gg/YHKcTTZH
Let's go Giants trade dart & burns for oline
Texans D stopped something
>Getting blown out by the Mccarthy led Gnats lol
Lets take it all the way gnats!
>pro kickers
didn't have a prayer
>>158346330I wanna suck her feet!
>missed it
>>158346386Based
CJ looks literally the opposite of last week. Dude looks scared in the pocket against an objectively worse defense.
>>158346488>WorseGiants are near the top in defensive 3 and outs league wide
Based big man with the flip
>>158346488Stroud always shits the bed against serious NFC teams, it's a whole different level compared to shitty AFC.
Trump been pushing his tush for too long. That bullet to the head must've given him cte>Tfw you remember No new wars
>>158346488houston massage parlors must have got to him
Why are there two threads
>3 whistles on that drive alone>it was a 3-and-outtexiebros both sides of the ball look fucking terrible
these toxin helmets are trash
>>158346639Texans on /sp/ always go to the same thread every single Sunday. I didn’t even know there was another thread desu
Why is this Texans defense that is basically the same one as last season not as good?
>>158346832You taking about the toxins, gnats, or both?
>>158346865They got tape on them.
>5 penalties already
>they doubted N9NEEveryone makes mistakes. We're human. The mark of a real man though, is not making the same mistake twice.
>it's another pineapple episode
>>158346960New York City will fix his autism, mid west is weird
pineapple x2
>>158346357Why the DeWalt drill?
>>158346992Unironically this. I never felt like I fully fit in anywhere until moved to Queens for work in Manhattan. It was like this autism switch flipped and with all the craziness going on in NYC I finally belonged.
My texies ):
>>158347040Also my flag changed kek
I think this has less to do with 9 and more to do with Skat finally being healthy
>>158347037>I finally belongedYou're still a fag but getting better T. Native nyr
Famous Jameis
non-viewer here why is nico collins (the best player on the texans) not getting thrown to?
>we’re losing to the 2026 “giants”it’s never been more over
John said fuck Cam Skattbo he’s ass
>>158347306He's getting extra coverage, CJ has to look to other options and is getting hit with the fast pass rush. That physical pain rattles his mental game
>>158347055thought it was the youtube icon at first lel
>>158347410lynn pls
I don't know about these all red uniforms
>flag>flag>flag
>throw uncatchable ball>receiver holds defenders hand>flagthis is honestly worst than soccer floppers
>>158347496Refs are over calling this year, everyone is playing it up because the floor to draw a flag has significantly lowered.
TANK DELLLLLLL
*GULP* UH OH
>jumps at ball>Pass interference That's bs
uh oh gnats
MHJ!
MARV TUDDIE
soft ass gnats defense
and you people doubted when i said MHJ would be a good pickup
>GNATSThe NFCE is gonna remain winless
TIE GAME LFG
I just realized these are the Texans and not the Falcons.
Game become so offensive minded in the rules and regulations, let’s throw a bone to defenses. We should make it so you can’t advance the ball in the red zone. So wherever the ball is first downed inside the red zone is where every next play starts from. So you should either score or go down at the 21. Might give defenses more chances to stop the current trend “WOW ANOTHER UNBELIEVABLE HIGH SCORE GAME PLEASE WATCH THE NFL” to market the league.
Special teams is absolutely fucking ass
>>158347776i would not enjoy watching that
Damn JJ is actually elite
Good ball
CAM ON GNATS. SCORE A FOOKIN GOAAAAAAAAL
NINJA'D
Someone get Ninja on the call
>gnats kickers
Giants gonna lose this game cause of their kicker lmao. Bring in Tucker for a workout.
While I'm sharing QBs that /sp/ hates but I like, I've always been a baker Mayfield fan. Fuck the browns glad they're in deshaun hell
>run play when we could have had another shot or two at the endzoneThe guru john harbaugh
>>158347802JJ looked elite a few times last season, especially against the Lions. He clearly has it in him. The Vikings might have just been ruining him (that and being injury prone)
>>158348105Just look at the overall quarterback play in Minnesota. Total dogshit situation
>>158347877Watson is playing good enough. He’s playing really good today.
Imagine if NYG started JJ as soon as Dart went down. Might be 5-1
>>158348137Yep. It’s still too early and a small sample size but I think the Giants may have saved JJ’s career as a starting qb
>>158348180I luv it baby!
That skattebo call is one of the worst ive ever seenNfl is unironically becoming soft bullshit
>Kamari got a sackok then
>>158348180Cool it with the racism
>>158348226quit whining faggot
>>158348226First they make them wear pink and care about women's breast cancer.Then crazy blacks want to kneel for the anthem.Then faggots want to join the NFL.Now you can't put your head down when running into a linebacker.What's next?
Giants are getting called more on garbage as punishment for being racist and benching a BLACK qb.
>>158348312More like the league wants Dallas in the playoffs.
>>158348312The JJ McCarthy Experience
>Giants are the only team in NFC East with a white QB>wins the division with easeits that easy
Seems like any time my Texies run the ball it's a wasted down.
>>158348410It'll work any minute now
>their best CB shadows the best WR on the other teamwhat a novel fucking idea, wouldn’t that be a great idea demeco?
>>158348363Yes they’d rather Dallas or phillthy in the play offs, but those teams gotta stop being so ass. Reffies can tip a close game, but if you’re going to lose 42-14 the best the refs can do is make you lose 35-17
>>158348410>>158348422I was listening to national media coverage last week after the jags win and someone unironically said Nick Caley was a “top candidate for a HC job next season” as part of their opening sound bite. I damn near crashed my car laughing.
>>158348382They’re the only team with a white rb too…. Unfortunately
Giants are winning this divisionThey'll be the only team with a winning record
>Texies defense actually made a stopwe’re so back
>>158348490>top candidate for a HC job next season
A first down? On a run?
Amazing stop by carter on that. Just holds him down like a child
Bro what is this spot?
Virtually measure this
raise the roof motion kek
Texas stadium should have grass not turf, they have enough sun for it
>>158348723That ref been injecting marijuanas
>virtual measurement>it’s more than a foot away
>we are actually winning gamesthis could be our years, new jersey bros.
god look at all those tight asses
>>158348744Grass is expensive and owners would rather put artificial turf so they can use the stadiums for other events throughout the year without ruining the grass. It's a smart business move.
Fooooomble 6 this is what you get for being cheaters
Snapped that leg like a kit kat
Damn bro, Woody got all twisted up, like a fucking pretzel
>another injured RBfuck
>>158348787*hand rubbing intensifies*
dirty ass shit
Maybe now we'll stop running the fuckin ball?
>Avoided eye contact when Stroud touched his shoulder Wtf lol
>>158348789???
>>158348787>Smart business move It's smart for met life, not down south where it can be rolled in and out. Green Bay has grass. Invest in protecting the players with grass gives a bigger return on investment
>>158348307>and care about women's breast cancer.if they cared about breast cancer, they wouldn't wear the pink ribbon and support that organization...it's money laundering, always has been
>>158348828Nah just give it to Ogumbawale for a 1 yard gain on 2nd lmfao
>>158348828Never mind they just suck
>Dalton Shultz dropping the ball gimmick is back
>>158348744the NFL is pushing for all fields to be exactly the same, regardless if they are indoor or outdoor. mlb has made the same push
I've never reffed the sideline, how do they know where it goes out of balance on punts?
>>158348885There is unironically no reason it can't be all grass, rolled in and out. Owners are just being selfish about it. I want to see good players play and having grass gives them that capability
>>158348918They practice watching kicks from the sidelines to try and judge visually correctly.
CAN’T ATTACK THE SKATT
>getting beat on all this shucking and jiving
Skatman doubters, what now?
Hit to the head >No flag Flight for them Jameis
>>158348918The main ref with the white hat will indicate the direction where the ball went on the punt, and signal where the sideline official to stop indicating the placement of the ball.
>>158348948>it can't be all grass, rolled in and out.go google how players felt about the required grass fields for the World Cup games, the players would rather have turf with a shit ton of cushion than these multiuse roll it in and out bullshitfunny because even 40 years ago that's why the titans left houston, they were playing on concrete basically
>>158348948NFL has investigated the issue and found that there's no significant difference in play or increase in injuries. Artificial turf is fine and doesn't cut into revenues as much as real grass.
Ford bronco is the official vehicle of the Giants? What happened to Toyota Camry, they didn't want to pay anymore, eli is probably still driving one