Please join me in watching the Houston Texans play the New York football Giants. JJ McCarthy won my school a national championship so I'll always have a soft spot for him. Texies are back on the rails. Is there still hope for the season? Kickoff in 30
>>158344744JJ McCarthy was hardly the reason Michigan won lmao
>>158344775Kek I'm well aware
Looks like an easy dub on paper but it's the Giants which my Texies have always struggled with. Insane that David Carr is the only Texie QB in franchise history to beat NYG. It'll be CJ's first game against them.
>>158344775>>158345069But also the qbs since I went there have been the likes of Tate forcier, denard Robinson, shea Patterson. Complete ass for like 15 years
This is the thread.
>gnats making a duplicate threadIshiggydiggy
LET'S FUCKING GONINE X 2 GOES OFF TODAY FOR 700 YARDS
Brady is getting JJ his jobs
>>158345413I love jj and that nine shit was some of worst cringe I've seen in this league
Tank Dell is back
>>158344775No, but he also wasn't turning the ball over, playing mistake-free football wins most games.
this is going to either be a blow out or a shit show and I just don't know which yet
>>158344775He could spin it on the intermediate passes
Sadly I think it will be overturned
>already getting reffed to death
Flight is taking off in a minute. See y'all in 45 texie bros
long pineapple x1
PINEAPPLEX1
>fans in houston
>>158345685Have a good flight OP
>>158345721We exist
>>15834572112:00 kickoff is too early for Houston, we should be playing in the 3:25 time slot
>Kamari missed an important tackle
>Kamari gets beat on a ball he overran
Nine looks way better with the Giants
>it's ogre
Ceejay??? What are we doing today?
The Texies D has lost a step or 2.
>>158346199the question is, who left ?
Ref is a faggot
did they just call unnecessary roughness on the running back? for running into the guy?
Secondary is ass this season.
JJ IS HIM
Streaming games for anons. VC open.discord dot gg/YHKcTTZH
Let's go Giants trade dart & burns for oline
Texans D stopped something
>Getting blown out by the Mccarthy led Gnats lol
Lets take it all the way gnats!
>pro kickers
didn't have a prayer
>>158346330I wanna suck her feet!
>missed it
>>158346386Based
CJ looks literally the opposite of last week. Dude looks scared in the pocket against an objectively worse defense.
>>158346488>WorseGiants are near the top in defensive 3 and outs league wide
Based big man with the flip
>>158346488Stroud always shits the bed against serious NFC teams, it's a whole different level compared to shitty AFC.
Trump been pushing his tush for too long. That bullet to the head must've given him cte>Tfw you remember No new wars
>>158346488houston massage parlors must have got to him
Why are there two threads
>3 whistles on that drive alone>it was a 3-and-outtexiebros both sides of the ball look fucking terrible
these toxin helmets are trash
>>158346639Texans on /sp/ always go to the same thread every single Sunday. I didn’t even know there was another thread desu
Why is this Texans defense that is basically the same one as last season not as good?
>>158346832You taking about the toxins, gnats, or both?
>>158346865They got tape on them.
>5 penalties already
>they doubted N9NEEveryone makes mistakes. We're human. The mark of a real man though, is not making the same mistake twice.
>it's another pineapple episode
>>158346960New York City will fix his autism, mid west is weird
pineapple x2
>>158346357Why the DeWalt drill?
>>158346992Unironically this. I never felt like I fully fit in anywhere until moved to Queens for work in Manhattan. It was like this autism switch flipped and with all the craziness going on in NYC I finally belonged.
My texies ):
>>158347040Also my flag changed kek
I think this has less to do with 9 and more to do with Skat finally being healthy
>>158347037>I finally belongedYou're still a fag but getting better T. Native nyr
Famous Jameis
non-viewer here why is nico collins (the best player on the texans) not getting thrown to?
>we’re losing to the 2026 “giants”it’s never been more over
John said fuck Cam Skattbo he’s ass
>>158347306He's getting extra coverage, CJ has to look to other options and is getting hit with the fast pass rush. That physical pain rattles his mental game
>>158347055thought it was the youtube icon at first lel
>>158347410lynn pls
I don't know about these all red uniforms
>flag>flag>flag
>throw uncatchable ball>receiver holds defenders hand>flagthis is honestly worst than soccer floppers
>>158347496Refs are over calling this year, everyone is playing it up because the floor to draw a flag has significantly lowered.
TANK DELLLLLLL
*GULP* UH OH
>jumps at ball>Pass interference That's bs
uh oh gnats
MHJ!
MARV TUDDIE
soft ass gnats defense
and you people doubted when i said MHJ would be a good pickup
>GNATSThe NFCE is gonna remain winless
TIE GAME LFG
I just realized these are the Texans and not the Falcons.
Game become so offensive minded in the rules and regulations, let’s throw a bone to defenses. We should make it so you can’t advance the ball in the red zone. So wherever the ball is first downed inside the red zone is where every next play starts from. So you should either score or go down at the 21. Might give defenses more chances to stop the current trend “WOW ANOTHER UNBELIEVABLE HIGH SCORE GAME PLEASE WATCH THE NFL” to market the league.
Special teams is absolutely fucking ass
>>158347776i would not enjoy watching that
Damn JJ is actually elite
Good ball
CAM ON GNATS. SCORE A FOOKIN GOAAAAAAAAL
NINJA'D
Someone get Ninja on the call
>gnats kickers
Giants gonna lose this game cause of their kicker lmao. Bring in Tucker for a workout.
While I'm sharing QBs that /sp/ hates but I like, I've always been a baker Mayfield fan. Fuck the browns glad they're in deshaun hell
>run play when we could have had another shot or two at the endzoneThe guru john harbaugh
>>158347802JJ looked elite a few times last season, especially against the Lions. He clearly has it in him. The Vikings might have just been ruining him (that and being injury prone)
>>158348105Just look at the overall quarterback play in Minnesota. Total dogshit situation
>>158347877Watson is playing good enough. He’s playing really good today.
Imagine if NYG started JJ as soon as Dart went down. Might be 5-1
>>158348137Yep. It’s still too early and a small sample size but I think the Giants may have saved JJ’s career as a starting qb
>>158348180I luv it baby!
That skattebo call is one of the worst ive ever seenNfl is unironically becoming soft bullshit
>Kamari got a sackok then
>>158348180Cool it with the racism
>>158348226quit whining faggot
>>158348226First they make them wear pink and care about women's breast cancer.Then crazy blacks want to kneel for the anthem.Then faggots want to join the NFL.Now you can't put your head down when running into a linebacker.What's next?
Giants are getting called more on garbage as punishment for being racist and benching a BLACK qb.
>>158348312More like the league wants Dallas in the playoffs.
>>158348312The JJ McCarthy Experience
>Giants are the only team in NFC East with a white QB>wins the division with easeits that easy
Seems like any time my Texies run the ball it's a wasted down.
>>158348410It'll work any minute now
>their best CB shadows the best WR on the other teamwhat a novel fucking idea, wouldn’t that be a great idea demeco?
>>158348363Yes they’d rather Dallas or phillthy in the play offs, but those teams gotta stop being so ass. Reffies can tip a close game, but if you’re going to lose 42-14 the best the refs can do is make you lose 35-17
>>158348410>>158348422I was listening to national media coverage last week after the jags win and someone unironically said Nick Caley was a “top candidate for a HC job next season” as part of their opening sound bite. I damn near crashed my car laughing.
>>158348382They’re the only team with a white rb too…. Unfortunately
Giants are winning this divisionThey'll be the only team with a winning record
>Texies defense actually made a stopwe’re so back
>>158348490>top candidate for a HC job next season
A first down? On a run?
Amazing stop by carter on that. Just holds him down like a child
Bro what is this spot?
Virtually measure this
raise the roof motion kek
Texas stadium should have grass not turf, they have enough sun for it
>>158348723That ref been injecting marijuanas
>virtual measurement>it’s more than a foot away
>we are actually winning gamesthis could be our years, new jersey bros.
god look at all those tight asses
>>158348744Grass is expensive and owners would rather put artificial turf so they can use the stadiums for other events throughout the year without ruining the grass. It's a smart business move.
Fooooomble 6 this is what you get for being cheaters
Snapped that leg like a kit kat
Damn bro, Woody got all twisted up, like a fucking pretzel
>another injured RBfuck
>>158348787*hand rubbing intensifies*
dirty ass shit
Maybe now we'll stop running the fuckin ball?
>Avoided eye contact when Stroud touched his shoulder Wtf lol
>>158348789???
>>158348787>Smart business move It's smart for met life, not down south where it can be rolled in and out. Green Bay has grass. Invest in protecting the players with grass gives a bigger return on investment
>>158348307>and care about women's breast cancer.if they cared about breast cancer, they wouldn't wear the pink ribbon and support that organization...it's money laundering, always has been
>>158348828Nah just give it to Ogumbawale for a 1 yard gain on 2nd lmfao
>>158348828Never mind they just suck
>Dalton Shultz dropping the ball gimmick is back
>>158348744the NFL is pushing for all fields to be exactly the same, regardless if they are indoor or outdoor. mlb has made the same push
I've never reffed the sideline, how do they know where it goes out of balance on punts?
>>158348885There is unironically no reason it can't be all grass, rolled in and out. Owners are just being selfish about it. I want to see good players play and having grass gives them that capability
>>158348918They practice watching kicks from the sidelines to try and judge visually correctly.
CAN’T ATTACK THE SKATT
>getting beat on all this shucking and jiving
Skatman doubters, what now?
Hit to the head >No flag Flight for them Jameis
>>158348918The main ref with the white hat will indicate the direction where the ball went on the punt, and signal where the sideline official to stop indicating the placement of the ball.
>>158348948>it can't be all grass, rolled in and out.go google how players felt about the required grass fields for the World Cup games, the players would rather have turf with a shit ton of cushion than these multiuse roll it in and out bullshitfunny because even 40 years ago that's why the titans left houston, they were playing on concrete basically
>>158348948NFL has investigated the issue and found that there's no significant difference in play or increase in injuries. Artificial turf is fine and doesn't cut into revenues as much as real grass.
Ford bronco is the official vehicle of the Giants? What happened to Toyota Camry, they didn't want to pay anymore, eli is probably still driving one
>>158349068>>158349086Any NFL player over the age of 29 prefers grass impact over turf. They can play better on grass, these billionaire owners can make it happen
>>158349098Imagine driving a truck in NYC, you'd need to be fucking mental
>>158348744>>158349154Minute Maid Park is indoors and has natural grass, I don't see why NRG can't also pull it off.
>>158349154what are you basing your reply on? because there is multiple reports of players complaining about the world cup grass and NFL players meanwhile praising how much better turf has gotten over the years
>>158349156Driving isn't the issue, it's parking
>>158349098>eli is probably still driving onebased on toyota owners, hes probably driving the SAME one from 2 decades ago
>>158349188Every interview from every NFL player has favored grass. Less than 1 percent of NFL players prefer turf. Fuck soccer and whatever they did for that, do it better, pay people to figure it out
>>158349207This is true T. 2013 Corolla and just got new tires
>>158349188World cup grass was just those rollouts, it wasn't a real grass field with a deep root and soil layer. When compared to a real grass field like that it is always preferred over artificial turf.
digital measurement incoming
measure this bussy
lmao these digital measurements are such bullshit but whatever
This is such a typical Texans game AKA complete dog shit. Fuck this team.
Do we need technology in every fucking aspect of the sport, just why
>>158349235>interviews from the 1990sk, get recent information>>158349304can't have real grass, these are all multi-use stadiums because the county/city pays for them, not the football team; and football players bitch about the grass being torn up when concerts or other shit takes place on the field
>>158349207I mean, can you blame him?
>>158349304Make the rollouts 3 feet deeper then, there's a solution for it that can be fixed with some money if billionaires weren't being greedy
>>158349342Provide an NFL player survey within the last 100 years where they prefer turf. Go on we're waiting for you to protect the billionaires moneys
>>158349342Would it surprise you to know grass field stadiums outside the usa are multi use too? Americans just love artificial grass for some reason
I'M THE SKAT MAN!
CAMAM
Nice tackling, SHITxans
Remember to not give that guy the ball because he fumbled
>>158349235>every NFL playerEvery? Kickers usually (always?) prefer turf
>>158349383USA isn't dumb enough like the rest of the world to spend the extra money to maintain a real grass field. It's literally a waste of money.
I knew i should have put cam off my bench in fantasy...
Marvin Harrison JR is HIM, him as in the same dude from Arizona
>>158349443skata boooooooo
>>158349346there's no winning with you, I see where your motivations lie with a few simple words at the end of your post
>>158349415>Let's make it turf for one guy out of 52 Kek what are you Jewish
So weird seeing Harbaugh in a blue hoodie.
>>158349483and you just further proved it with that very last wordIAYC, now move on
>>158349472>Motivation I want to see good players playing and it can happen with grass
>>158349490Feels good being a New York Giants fan.
>>158349491We're noticing you, protect those owners and maybe you will get a shekel
Harrison Jr doing Harrison Jr things
>>158349562>>158349510>>158349491>IAYC, now move on
Is Starvin’ Marvin the biggest bust of all time?
No flag, reffies? Really?
>the Houston Holders
>>158349606do you think front offices will learn from nepotism after seeing shadeur and MHJ, or double down with Archie?
How the ref turns, eh taxies?
The future of the NFL is 30 indoor artificial turf stadiums with Packers and Buffalo being exemptions
UH OH STINKY
Is Stroud overthrowing all these like a retard or is Marvin just too damn slow on his feet
What are we even doing here
The Texans were 10 point favorites lmao
>>158349703you lost
>>158349694Porque no los dos?
>>158349694He is a ball placement specialist, if players are not catching them that is not his fault.
This is the most active giants thread since week one. I hope this game NEVER ends
too many new toys theyre just forgetting about their wr1
>>158349669weird you used Las Faggots in there since they are using the rolling grass meme that arizona does
>>158349597International astronomical youth camp. Unironically types in acronyms, ree somewhere else kiddo
>>158349747you davis mills defenders will never succeed
>>158349669Seattle will be exempted unless they can build a “””louder””” in door venue. League is still too busy trying to make Seattle crowd noise a thing, by constantly talking about it, referencing the stadium’s design in it, and broadcasting games with the background crowd noise higher in the mix.
>TEN penalties>half our plays either penalized or 0ydsbrother did we leave our offense in London?
>>158349779Newfag
>>158349752Meanwhile us Texies fans show up every week whether the team is sucking or fucking, we ride or die. Threads last for days too.
>>158349779kek, I've been pwning your ahh for years
>>158349802Kek I tried to keep that one from the tits game going for another week, but it died on Wednesday
>>158349801Such butt hurt, very wow
>>158349483You were the one who said EVERY player, goy
>>158349802I've been lamenting over jACK-son getting killed week 2... Still been showing up though. I think there's only 4 Gnats fans on this site
>>158349802in our defense, at least twice a year we get to fuck on the texans bed
>>158349822Referencing screen shots from the passtronaught to defend owners not investing grass. What a fag
Did the O Line just give up lol
>>158349798Just running on CPT, they remembered they have to win the game
>>158349860EVERY PLAYER AND LESS THAN ONE PERCENT. Read you dumb fuck and use context clues
the sad thing is this faggot isn't even a fan of either of these teams. he's an eagles faggot hate watching the gints
why hasn't will anderson jr done anything since week 1? is the meme ded?
>>158349982We can relate. The first four weeks we had some Oilers fan bitching in every thread trying to bring down the comfy
>>158349954Take your meds, goyim
>>158350040So happy that oilersfag has seemingly fucked off
>>158350071helps when the tits are shits
!!TWOMINUTEWARNING!!
>needs to run at qb with both arms up to avoid a flag Kek
>>158350097Imagine having Cam Ward as your franchise's QB1. Could never be me.
>>158350068Hitler should have wiped out your entire gay race
>>158350112it's 2 minute timeout now
>Texans are gonna beak the NFCE wineless streak
dem brakes
I keep forgetting to mention that I still think the Fox ticker sucks ball, so happy CBS does most of our games.
Go for it pussies
WE GOING TO OT NIGGAS
Overtime?.jpg
Xavier Hutchingson drive
Time for 9+9 to save the day
How are the gnats making stroud seem competent?
Inb4 pick 6
9!!!!!
we got this 18 bros
>>158350465Stroud has actually been statistically playing pretty good this season.
I’m starting to think Harrison Jr is actually ass
Galaxy brain throw, that
Eggstra dimes in hooson
how does overtime work
>>158350465He’s been top10 this season anon
Just got switched over from the 9ers gameMan those Texan jerseys are SUPER UGLY
>>158350683Did you not just listen
>>158350683Like the ncaa, but gayer
>We wanna go dis way>Ref looks at him like he's a fucking retard
>>158350683we want the ball and we're going to score
>>158350696yes
>>158350717pretty funny
>>158350694I think they look great
>>158350717like tf was he supposed to say lmao
>>158350694Same and was thinking the same thing. I usually like the Texans unis, but these look like shit.
>>158350717iq gap
>>158350683you let the other team score so you can go home sooner
OT KINOOOOO
>>158350683Each team gets the ball once. If first team scores a touchdown the other team has to match it to keep the game going. 2 timeouts, 4th quarter rules. If neither team scores on their first possession, next score wins. Ties are possible.
PACKERS ARE ELITEPACKERS OWN THE NFCGET FUCKED NANNERS
>>158350683https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqyreAZOULU
>>158350683Nobody knows
>>158350694Unfortunately, Houston's og blue home jersey is just as shit. Only the away kit looks good.
>>158350764You forgot the most important part; if the clock runs out during the first team's drive, the game ends.
>>158350776Vikings might have something to say about that
Houston uniforms look like a mix of Christmas baubles and angry ants. pretty cool tbfh.
>>158350780>nuDora
>>158350776>>158350832>the NFC North is elite>except for the Lionseverything is as it should be
>>158350810Their jerseys and pants look fine, the helmets look like a college team's reject helmets.
>>158350832Shut up faggot. Vikings have such a fucking easy schedule and they still can only eek out wins with MASSIVE ref help…they will get fucked in the playoffs
OMG NO
>>158350857Based fuck Detroit
>>158350776Packers = gayest irrelevant team in the NFC
holy fuck stroud is so lucky
texans look horrible man.
>>158350910That was a pick for a full second before it wasn't.
can the gnats get a field goal
>>158350922>black qbs
Defense shut em down
Stroud trying to get MHJ brained on one of those fadeaway passes again
>>158350899Why cat? What happen to hoers?
>THIRTEEN flagsholy fuck
GET THIS SHIT OFF THE SCREEN, SHOW THE PACKERS GAME
>>158350922They blew their whole load last week and will now suck for 2-3 weeks again
>>158350601>>158350693
brainlet throw, you told me stroud was smart
>>158350955We've put up with 60 minutes of this slop. Now you must too
>>158350955Kill yourself cheese fag
Gnat fans do you guys call him EIGHTTEEN?
>>158350922>black QB>black head coach
SKAT REDEMPTION
>>158351001No one has ever said those words
I love scat
Dammit, wop.
skat injured…….
>Toxins
>>158350992what happened to this wop after they axed his show, i havent seen him in two years
Why the fuck did he slide instead of just going in for the touchdown
Game over, this Texies D can't stop the run anymore.
I'M A SKAT MAN
>black rbs
Skataboo legacy game
>white runningbacks
He hurt himself.
I have a scat fetish
Retarded undisciplined team, fire DeMeco
Did he fall cause his hamstring?
>>158351042Nah he was just a lil sleepy
>NFCE get's their first win in weeks >AFCS is winless for the weekSpooky curse
SKATTERBOO I LOVE THAT MOTHERFUCKER
pulled his fucking hamstringKWAB
owari da
>don't play skattebolose>play skattebowinit's really that simple
Worst tackling ever
I'm just now learning that if you score and the other team doesn't, you win
THE LEGEND OF 9+9
GIANTS
>toxins
>>158351126Tackling?
>toxin run defense
>Texans run """defense"""What in the actual fuck was that?
He literally picked up where scatter brains left off and won the game
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
What kind of bitch doesn’t finish that run all the way. What a joke…Josh Jacob’s would of put 6 on the board
well that was easy
>>158351096Best team in AFCS was napping this week so no shocker
Giants are so fun to watch i fucking like this team
their D was gassed
This is a playoff team. The Giants can win a super bowl this year with Mccarthy.
IT'S OGREHOUSTON SHREKD
Viking bros.... Why did we trade 9 away...
Who's got the celebration mp4
LFG GNAAAAAAATS!!!!
See y'all next week against the other Harbaugh. So tired of demeco
Lol.
congrats on your super bowl, gints; it was the 2-4 toxins but congrats I guess
Bros, I wish I was friends a cool black guy
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAJAJnice tackling texies
CRAIG CARTON BLOWN THE FUCK OUT!!!!
>>158351195he’s like a pokemon that evolves when you trade him
>>158351169>would ofWould HAVE, you retarded beaner
>toxins in charge of run defenseAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
>>158351169>would ofthe education of people who criticize skat
LETS FUCKING GO GIANTS
>>158351206>jags lost to this toxins teamKEK
Made 100 betting the Texans would loseSo I won money but feel bad
>team sucks absolute ass>texas getting infested by jeets and spics>Liberal Democrat about to win What do houstonians have to live for anymore?
N9NE's play looks so fucking clean, why couldn't the Vikings make it work with him?
LGTSS:SKATTEBO
Hmmm I haven't watched a lions game so far this season but I really feel like laughing at the rams, not sure what to watch
