Thankfully I won't have to use this image anymore.
grab the oars frens lets go! :D
>>158345308
I'll feel safe if we can somehow get a 34 point lead
Is she at the game? Or is she busy with her gm duties?
>>158345342In the blue tent offering free blowjobs
>>158345342she's been at every game for like 6 years
Brian Flores against the team he will be the head coach for in 4 months
>>158345383that went really well in miami :D
DID YOU KNOW SARAH JABRONI SUPPORTS TRANS KID SURGERYS?DID YOU KNOW ZACK NIBBLES IS FRIENDS WITH PEOPLE IN THE EPSTIEN FILES?BE SURE TO VOTE IT TAKES ALL OF US
>>158345408>we will promise you nothing>vote for us because the other guy is worsefunniest part is that it works every time
>>158345406it did though the owner was just gay for Tua and got mad that Flores knew he was dogshit
Myles Price
>>158345434TRVKE
>>158345342She'll be busy watching her colts get turned into glue today
>>158345442if daniel jones any better though if we're honest... especially if you're trading taylor
alright coltsbros let's hope for a blowout loss so we can trade Taylor and hopefully get our draft picks back
...
oh now the defense decides to play
>run up the middle x4That's what we like to see
I hate KOC so much it’s unreal.
Tomorrow the Kangz will trade for Bynum, Buckner and Taylor. Those three might as well just keep their shit unpacked.
here comes the kallops
>special teams gifts you plus territory>winning games thanks to your kicker>decide to rely on your stinky doo doo offenseit's the first fucking drive and you don't take three - fuck OFF nfl coaches
we gotta fire koc man
>*puts lesser jesters in their place*
>>158345602fire him out of a cannon into the sun
Vikies might be fraudulent bros
>>158345591Wait a second...they went for it on 4th down with Reichard in range? The fuck?
unexpected failure from defence :(
THE BALLARD CURSE IS OVER AND WERE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL
>let's go for it on 4th
Knew this was a trap game
>>158345666truth be told the same people would complain about kicking on 3rd regardless
>>158345533I don't understand why people think Taylor is going to be traded. They aren't going tank mode they don't even have a 1st round pick
>>158345672Your ass knows we're going fucking 8-9 like usual. We're at 5 wins already, so the losses have to start somewhere.
So has flores just spent all of his time game planning for the billers and 49ers or what?
Kangz are not a serious team or franchise and will not make the playoffs
PA is such a fag
When does KOC give up play calling responsibilties?
>>158345764Nah, you are!
Should went Adrian Peterson HB sweep to the right
Bears tourist here
>>158345852hmm good call coach! put me in!
thoughts on becoming the Hammond Bears?
He never even touched him before he threw that. These guys SUCK!
>viking offense so shit it's making the colt's swiss cheese defense look elite
>>158345870we don't want them
>>158345874suck this! *opens the freezer and gives a caprisun"
>They're not going to try the long field goalWe have Reichard though, why is KOC such a fucking retard?
>>158345855Nice turtleneck, faggot!
>>158345852I saved this on /sp/ forever ago because i'm an ancient loser
JJM balling out for New York of course
>vikings first driveKek what are they doing
KOC is just a genuinely bad offensive playcaller.
>>158345870It fucking sucks, but at least my taxes aren't paying for the stadium, and it's right on the border, but that's cope, it's very upsetting>>158345897th-thanks
Bruh...I literally just unmuted my TV less than a minute ago...now more commercials.
>>158345886
if you put kocs brain inside of a dog it would start mooing
>>158345855hello bearsfren, you are nicer dudes than packers and lions fans
Someone was paid a 6-7 figure salary to come up with this
PUT NINE IN NOW
>>158346033It would also pace back and forth barking and tossing footballs to players and then give 25 minute long interviews on how much he loves that group of players and how special they are.
>>158345989Can we bench KOC and just have Flores run the entire show?
>>158346048And it's working. They earned every penny.
I thought koc was an offensive wizard?
Notso Starvin Marvin was right in sandbagging to get away from that turd
Maybe they shouldn't have a 5 foot fuckin' 6 QB who can't see his FUCKING targets.
>>158346042No they aren'tChicago fans in general are meaner and more classless win or lose than any other fans except Philly or Dallas
>>158346077this is a very popular talking point among vikies fans on instagram and it has reaches such levels of parroting that i have fatigue on the matter
(((virtual measurement)))
Based going for it
any lifelong MN sports fan knew that when they let JJM go for nothing he would turn it around. Just like how it wasn't surprising when they let darnold walk to go on and win a super bowl
>virtual measurement
>>158346095Viking fans have known that’s patently untrue for years.
Check cleared. Nice!
>>158346116i would take any fan over lions fans. i am nice to most people but i've yet to meet a nice lions fan. personally i dont have that bad experiences with burrs fans
>>158346163
>>158346163Wait...my girlfriend says 5" isn't short...
>>158346163i'm not a tinfoil man but i do not trust this system fully
Streaming for anons. VC opendiscord dot gg/YHKcTTZH
>>158346117yeah desu if he was head coach he would be distracted from defensive scheming and frankly I don't think he's actually a good head coach. Players don't like him in that capacity
based zygi sending the reffies their venmo just in time
TACKLE HIM UGH
>>158346214Fun fact: zygi and mark are actually two of the "poorest" out of the 32 owners.
awuuuuawuuuu
>>158346160
CJ "I'm so oppressed because I am black, even though I was raised in a nice home, attended a private, Catholic university and got paid millions to play recess" Ham.
>>158346113
>>158346293that’s a pretty long middle name
>>158346042I'm that anon, I sympathize with all of the pain the Vikes have been through, I really only hate them when they play us
uh oh, stinky
KOC is a quarterback guru
Yep...worst thing that could happen just about happened. Shocker.
Why is KOC considered an elite coach when he has literally never won a playoff game
At least we have this dude.
>>158346463His GM was a DEI Somali. It's a miracle he can win 6 games.
>>158346504How do you look at this fuck and think "Yeah, he'll do great"
wake the fuck up DJ
>>158346546hehe light bulb :D
70% blitz rate baby!
>>158346546George Floyd broke everyone’s brain
CTB is better than Sauce and plays special teams on top of it
A safety would be pretty funny here
>>158346627Especially his own when he OD'd on fent while being arrested.
DAHMMMMINOS*snap snap*
>>158346654Is it illegal to be on fent?
i'm gonna go a bit crazy and have a pepsi max!
>>158346695It's used in medical settings
WITH BUFFALO WILD WINGS NEW PICK 6 MEAL, YOU CAN GET 6 WINGS, 2 SMALL FRIES AND 2 SMALL DRINKS FOR $19.99! ISN'T THAT SUCH A DEAL?!?!?
>>158346695desu many problems would be erased if fent was more common on the street...
>>158346714>b-dubs friesAwful>sodasWaste of money.I'm not paying 20 dollars for 6 wings
>>158346732Chlorine in the gene pool, I like to call it.
>>158346706be careful
>>158346747well that's every single restaurant now.
>>158346747smart dudes order just burgers separately and skip sodas me thinks
>>158346784Chinese buffet has good wings, could probably eat enough to justify admission
>chili in the crock pot>54* out>windows open>naked in bed w my electric blanket I have never been so insanely comfy
>>158346822i go to a nearby chinese buffet for lunch at work 2 or 3 times a week :)
>>158346714GIMME DEM OG HOT WINGSDEM OG HOT WINGSGIMME DEM OG HOT WINGSDEM OG HOT WINGS
Ow my groin!WILLY WILLY WILLY
I'm up next guys wish me luck!
He did the splitsKyler is mid
Too much pressure on this fella. He needs help!
what if murray was 6"2
How’s it going? Have the Vikings been exposed yet?
KOC with the retard playcalling and Midget with the shitty overthrows
New team record baby!
>>158346714They had 10 wings + 6 tenders + fries for $20 as a deal 4-5 months ago. The new deals are fucking garbage
>>1583469192 more weeks
>>158346915what if Kyler Murray was black
le ebin 5Reich kucker man!!!1!xD
Relying on will for our entire offense is just setting this team up for another massive miss in a big moment. Honestly we won't even be able to blame him
Kyler Murray YOU are a Las Vegas Athletic.
>>158346931I remember going there in 2009ish and getting 50 wings and fries for $6.99. Granted, you had to wait 45 minutes for your next wings to arrive after your first 12, but we bombed out.
>>158346931so you get less wings probably less fries and 6 tenders and no drinks and that's somehow a better deal?
WE DID IT! WE DID IT, REICHDDIT MAN!!! /oursuperbowl/!!! DILLY DILLY WE LOVE MILLY (2soon2b4gotten)!!!
>>158346929NEW TEAM RECORD CHAMPION!!!#/oursuperbowl/!
Lil weeb is #boilin
hmm japanflag is very detroit coded
Imagine going through school with the name Jim Bob Cooter.
calm down gomez-san
>clots>queens
ITS /ourturn/ (to kick)SKOL 2 THE (kicking) BOWLIN KICKERS WE TRUST! (anderson, kluwe, 4threich2myheart)
>>158347128quality post
Any MN bros chilito bros too?
This is the same PFC Jamaal Nathaniel Igger that posts in /hoc/ pretending be me a >muhhhh avies :))))))))) fan, isn't it?
Vikings defense got nurfed in the bye week patch notes. Colts will get another TD. Reichard isn't getting 5 field goals today. Vikings lost
>>158347153Kluwe was a punter, Hirohito.
>>158347165I’m a bigger fan of Zantigo regular hard shell tacos. Elite. 7th street
Meanwhile, JJ is balling out against the Texans.
>>158347189hmm you dont seem very trustworthy lets see some ID
>>158347165I’ve never heard of this place where is it
ATTABOY ADDISON!!WE DID IT!! WE DID IT MOMMA!!/OURSUPERBOWL/!!!#SKOLWORLDORDER
I LOVE GETTING AN EXTRA AD DURING THE 30 SECOND TIMEOUTS. STOP JEWISH HATE!!
>>158347165post what's inside the wrappers fren, i am intrigued!
>>158347261i play my china handheld emulator machine during ad breaks :D
Treadwell now too? My fuck, this is a trap game.
>>158347229Only 4 locations
>>158347363>coon rapidsjokes aside which of those are nice high trust neighbourhoods
>>158347279Old pic from summer. it's cheese and chili basically
>>158347378They’re all in ghetto ass neighborhoods
>>158347317More like treadpoorly lmao
>>158347378>brooklyn dark>bloomington - where kids get thrown off of 5th level balconies by their new neighbors>south saint paul - kek>maplewood - best bet (of the 4) to not get raped or murdered
Vikings just aren’t a good team. They won’t be able to hang with the Lions all season
>>158347412
>>158347436>lions
>>158347436>poop can’t hang with shit
Vikings are officially frauds if you can only score 6 points on this shit defense that gives up 500 yards a game to everyone except CJ Stroud
not worried incthe least bit, i believe in my vikies
>>1583475094th Reichard will win this, you'll see
>>158347552there's still time for the Vikings, panthers look done though holy shit
>>158347436Lions are going 0-16 again this year. I don't care that they already have 3 wins and teams now play 17 games. They will go 0-16.
>>158347576I was told they were a plucky team. I guess not
and of course my nigga nine is balling
will losing to the dolphins finally be the thing that gets Aaron Glenn fired
is the discrepancy in performance by the vikings defense compared to their offense the greatest of any team ever?
>>158347632not even in the top 10
>>158347615i was one of the few who was easy on him
>>158347610Baker hasn't even done shit, I just checked the stats, 59 yards and one tuddy, and they have a 27 point lead
>>158347632Answer is always the 2000 Ravens
>>158347552it's hard to be worried as a viking fan against the colts when they blew a 33 point lead
>>158347690>*laughs in kirko chainz*
>>15834769033 points is a months worth the of vikings offense
>>158347713i'll take it if it's all wins :)
colts are running taylor a lot because they want to up his value for the upcoming trade btw
>>158347664>implying Dilfer wasn't elite
Damn dude
>3rd and 33
Throw the ball away, ya dingus.
>>158347659mid westerners couldn't handle a lil bit of quirkiness
>>158347854>dingusmight as well call him a nincompoop
>what is a slant route
also vikies frens, we're shitting on lions instead of packers after this, right?
if only the vikings had a j.j. mccarthyesque qb
>>158347924I'll shit on anybody
>>158347931heh
I was told the Vikings were going to be unstoppable now that the offense is healthy?
>>158347933...yeah?
>>158347954new cod came out chill bro....
daniel jones doesn’t have the face of a tall guy but he is a tall guy anyways
>>158348023he has that nice dude look
>>158348040he looks like a polite young man
>>158347954Vikram spamming AI genned slop is not a "person"It was never even a question how fraudulent this team is to anyone else.
straight cash(man) homie
>>158347165Haven't been back there in years after I broke up with my girlfriend there
carly just sent me a voicenote asking if I would replace their interim gm, i said i'll return after the game
Mommy!
How did Jonathan Taylor hang onto that? Holy fuck.
GINKED
The elite defense seems tired
Is this how you defeat the Vikies?Just run the ball?
Keep this kangz defense on the field.
i've never been a fan of metellus
ninja
>clots
>>158348192doesn't apply to 50+ yard attempts they are not supposed to be automatic
>Indiana kickers
was hoping we'd get a high-quality doink on that one
>being the second best team in indiana
I am perplexed by the Vikings offense
this whole game is such a microcosm of the entire Ballard era. technically competing, but feels like shit and in the end you know you're going to lose
>>158348214my kicker would disagree
>india colts
Put Anthony Richardson in, Jones isn't "him".
>>158348262Richardson would be 4-13 for 85 yards and have 3 turnovers in this game
Vikings should trade for Herbert
Why did the clock keep running there??
Vikings should make me the head coach I've been getting better at Madden 12 lately.
when both qbs are bad, the qb with higher iq wins but you also have add up the coaches iq also
>>158348330Vikings should trade for that young QB with the hot hand, JJ McCarthy. Hes absolutely tearing it up right now
>>158348081I guess there is always white castle!
murray looks so funny when he’s running
>>158348262STAY OF THE DAMN WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
>Fred Flintstone feetkek
It's what black QBs are good at
THAT'S MY MANLET QB
>>158348330that's what people were saying earlier in the season, it seems viable
>>158348409And ppl give MN a bad rap with floyd and fent, jeeze louise
>fred flinstone feet
vikings scoreDJ INT or fumbleVikinfs score a FG off or to.srill.make the game have a slight amount of hopeColts lose in the end
>>158348434I lol'd at that as well, had the flinstones running sound playing in my head
>>158348434https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xO-ze4Tu35Q
kyler should run more often, that start burst of speed is great
holy shit that commercial break was so fucking long i thought it was half. just tuning in. but they went RIGHT back to commercials? this shit is fucking retarded. just play commercials the entire fucking time and make the actual game a little square in the corner. what the fuck
my vikies
Clot collapse
>>158348474what the fuck are you talking about
they kicked the extra point- thank GOD we can go back to commercials yay
KNEEL HORSE FAGGOTS.
What's the verdict on Kyler Vikangs? I haven't watched any of his games yet.
>>158348523He's getting comfortable
Is that unironically the first Vikings touchdown of the year?
>>158348509do you not realize that more than half of the time you watch this sport now is commercials? they purposely hold up play live so they can play more commercials.
>>158348523getting little bit better every week but i still dont trust him all of the time. no INTs for weeks
>>158348523he’s been making me feel slightly less nervous lately
>>158348523He's fast. Shouldn't be throwing a football though. I miss NINE.
>>158348523doodoo shit with occasional scrambles
>>158348404he looks like jerry when running
>>158348547sounds like an easy thing to google
>>158348547Jefferson had a nice TD a couple weeks ago
>>158348235Yes I enjoy watching IU on saturdays and feigning interest in the colts on sunday
>>158348579lol
49ers losing pretty bigly, we might actually be the only team to be undefeated if the seahawks does it.
>>158348459I know he was saving that but it was hilarious
>>158348635>9ers losing>Vikes winningFeels good to be king
That was a roughing the passer for some teams
>>158348688i was thinking the same thing, propably thinking the same dude as well
>>158348688obvious hand to the QBs face. happens to Allen or Mahomes that's 15 yards
2nd half team bby. I was never in doubt.
>>158348635I'll dip to that
>>158348434>>158348459>>158348461>fred flintstonemore like barney rubble
i used to live in indy. its not as gay as everyone says. but it is gay
is it gayer than minnesota
Jones is limping oh no!Anywho...
>>158348771I need to see the gay rankings chart plz
the collapse has begun
Look at that little fella chuck it
Hock shouldn’t have cut his hair
Good to get the miss out of the way early in the season
>>158348257you were saying?
i do like murray cause he is pretty self conscious and is pretty safe with the ball when he's running >addisonwe need a speedy WR'rip perfect reichard
but why
Kangz genuinely have the most incompetent offense in NFL history
it's over.
>>158348714
reichard...no....
>NFL kickers
FO DA GROVE
>>158348745I live in Northwest Indiana and recently visited Indy for the first time. It was a lot gayer than I expected but also less black than I expected. So you take the good with the bad.
theres nothing in indiana let alone gay shit. its just nothing
>>158348673>my heart
KOC has to be the dumbest OC in the league. Absolutely clueless.
>>158348914:p
That owner lady is firing that kicker next
>>158349081hello instagram hivemind
Schrader was one of the 5 good players on the team...
>shitter
>>158348673Is that AI? The sign behind her head distorts, maybe a filter
>3 missed kicks in a row by kickers who haven't missed all seasonok now you can post ninja
Guys I think the ball is supposed to go through the goal posts
>Pro kickers Pro kickers >Pro kickers Pro kickers>Pro kickers Pro kickers>Pro kickers Pro kickers>Pro kickers Pro kickers>Pro kickers Pro kickers >Pro kickers Pro kickers>Pro kickers Pro kickers>Pro kickers Pro kickers>Pro kickers Pro kickers>Pro kickers Pro kickers >Pro kickers Pro kickers>Pro kickers Pro kickers>Pro kickers Pro kickers>Pro kickers Pro kickers
How would you guys react if the Vikings end up going 17-0 looking like this?
Odin, is with us!
Feels good to win another stinker gotta keep em seethe gg
>>158349145Looking like some Korean slut?
the fact that colts kicker missed twice nullifies reichard's blocked kick so that makes reichard still flawless
>>158349110I’ve been anti-KOC for two years brotha
>>158349179I mean that was a blocked FG, it's not like Reichard missed it wide left or something
I didn't like that throw
I'm sick of watching a black qb play for my team, he sucks
>>158349210
>>158349225Team isn't smart enough to make that move, or do it with the team intact
>lions fan checking in on the gameGODDAMMIT CLOTS MAKE YOUR FUCKING KICKS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>158349166We don't slut shame on /sp/ anon, shame on you
>>158349240this is the kind of divisional banter that i approve, fun but not malicious
finally a team smart enough to call the timeout before the 2 minute warning
Shane you fucking retard why do you take a timeout on this side and give them the ability to pass again
come on
kek leadheads seething
wtf kind of play calling is that
is there even another contender in league history for most fraudulent 6-0 team?
>>158349302the vikings like 4 years ago
>>158349302nope! we’re #1 baby
Is there a better game that started at 1 I missed? Or have they all been as dogshit as this?
>>158349302Not really
>>158349301how was that a playcall problem if vikies were flagged
>>158349302We do not claim to be anything other than 5-0
>>158349145>>158349247
>>158349302Lions 2024 when they went 15-2
This offense is so fucking incompetent
>>158349366Asian girls HATE ginger boys
>>158349428good thing I'm not ginger
>"Reichard is pure"they know
I believe in you DJ
>>158349359The one before, I was slow to post
Giants fans hereYou Vikings need to see what JJ McCarthy is doing right now.He looks fucking awesome, what the fuck did you guys do?
Sieg Will
>>158349476you tell me, i was one of the believers who didn't fall for the social media sheep mentality
>>158349476Of course he does, give him a few games though and the wheels will fall off
HARRY!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) :)
Based Harrison
yep
>>158349476I'm shocked he hasn't gotten injured yet desu senpai
Hit man
HARRISON SMITH SAFETY GOD
Wouldn't be a Spaghetti Jones game without the INT. At least no one in the division is going to win either
>Danny Rupees
>DANNY ZIMBABWE PESOS
my fucking goat
he did it!
>>158349476KOC didn't know how to coach him.
>>158345342MOTORBOATING THEM TITTIES
What do you do about Danny Yen at this point?
kek Colts
Vikies 6-0GG!
Was there ever any doubt?
>>158349589pay him his money
HoF guaranteed now that he's a 40/20 INT/Sack club member
>88 million dollars
>>158349599never!
YES now they'll trade Taylor and Buckner and get their draft picks back, trust the plan coltsbros
>kangz will be the only undefeated team after this weekwew
>>158349589what do you mean? he only got a two year contract and 80% was this year.
Hey there Indiana Racists. Your shit ass team lost. WE WERE KINGS.
these vikings are complete frauds
>Danny Pesos
every vikings game is horrific slop and painful to watch but we somehow keep winning so that’s nice i think
>>158349658Taylor isn't getting a first and Buckner isn't getting anything more than a 5th at best
>>158349658>>158349707How much would the Clots get for Sauce Gardner?
my 6-0 vikes would booty blast your favorite team
>>158349793The New England Patriots?
>>158349787maybe a 3rd at this point. he's been hurt constantly and is terrible when he does play
>>158349793They would destroy my favorite team (the Vikings)
>>158349793but the 6-0 vikes are my favorite team
God these games are brutal to watch. If they made their way to the nfc championship like this it'd be pretty funny
>>158349877nothing better than bootyblasting yourself
gg vikiesfrens and coltsfrens
>another week to lord it over leadheads kek they're seething in shartcago and green gay
>>158350031that one false flagger left quickly
wish koc could win games more definitivelyif you told me he was betting on games I'd believe you
>>158350126Which one?I'm glad the kangz are on top of the jesterguild, they have the least cancerous posters along with detroitbearsfags are notoriously terrible
little worried colts might have figured out the blueprint to beat this defense>>158350277see>>158346953
>>158346156This, day the giants QB got knocked out for the season I knew McCarthy was going to win the super bowl with the giants this year because that's how viking luck works
>>158346546Everyone in Minnesota is constantly bombarded with "Somalis are the greatest people on earth" propaganda 24/7
>>158349145I'd just expect them to lose by 50 in the first playoff game
>>158349476KOC yelled at him for showboating so he threw a tantrum and quit
>>158350361Yeah, but how many teams have someone who can run like Taylor?With that thought, yeah, 49ers are pushing our shit in.
>>158346546I'm only ironically racist so I don't look at him and assume he's bad at his job.
