Kickoff in 5 bings
first
can't wait to lose another divisional game and watch the rest of the north win.
King sama.... please carry us today
LFGGGGGG
Are Kiwis considered white?
the great thing about being a steelers fan is getting to watch one of these teams lose today.
As someone who hasn't seen a full Ravens game since week 1 i really have no idea what to expect today. I haven't been this unplugged from the team in years. I'm hype to see Cuevas and Lane I've heard they've been making some serious strides. Who else should i keep an eye on Ravens bros?
Is Lamar never not hurt?
>>158345461theyre proto white
Bengal defenders are slow as fuck lmao
Bengals D looking good. . .
Welp
DRAGON
Zay is so good man
Lmao, call it now. Bengals are getting blown out.
Wtf is that defense bengalsbros?
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>>158345568same defense as we've always had
>>158345559Not with Huntley. Very likely this is his last td
>>158345590Screen passes are going for like 40 yards or some shit.
Streaming for anons. VC open.discord dot gg/YHKcTTZH
poo shiesty can't compete with Snoop Huntley mmmhmmmmmm 'fraid not
Fire Zac Taylor
>>158345793He just needs 5 more years
>>158345793Assassinate the Brown family
Watching and judging
>>158345838Even better.
Browns suck ass. Fagnano easily beats them
>He’s a HOF running back without questionChill
Are the Ravens the only team who has their defensive players in the wrong positions?Humphrey hasn't been a reliable outside corner in over five years. Even though he used to be an all-pro he's lost his agility and can't keep up with high-level receivers. He's played his best football as a nickel who shifts inside to box safety in heavy sets.Hamilton is the best player on the field, so you want him close to the ball, but the defense consistently performs better when he actually plays safety.Starks is a strong safety who was an elite sideline-to-sideline run defender at Georgia, yet he has only ever played deep safety for the Ravens.It genuinely makes no fucking sense.
Boye Mafe about killed him good lord
>>158345962Boomer defensive coordinator is stuck in his ways.
>>158346004Jesse Minter is 12 and Zach Orr was like 26
>>158345962Nope. The Dallas Cowboys have many of their defenders playing football in the national football league.
Wow what a coincidence. I bitch about Hamilton playing the wrong position, they play play him at the 7, and he busts his leg on the first snap.
>joebaumsworld plannedparenthood
Okay that disguise on 3rd down was sexy
Orlando Brown Jr. fucking sucks. Bengals look fucking shitty as fuck today already.
>>158346091No matter how hard you try your low-IQ /pol/ humor will never be as funny as Shit Shitshit
Holy hell get this man a better team.
just fyi I'm watching this game
>>158346158Comfy watchan thread :ooo
Just got here. How dead is Lameme and how long has he been so?
>>158346118Typical early season Bengoids under Zac Taylor
>>158346181High ankle sprain is what I've heard which means it might be another week or two before he plays
>>158346181Last week the trainer came out and said that they never even intended for him to play the last two weeks. His injury is allegedly that bad. This week he practiced but he says he can't run and would be hurting the offense by forcing snaps.I've had high ankle sprains, I was in crutches and a boot for over a month. They do genuinely fucking suck. The only thing that frustrates me is that he seems agile and comfortable on the sideline without a boot for three weeks now.
>>158346220Tanks, bub.>>158346256You, too.
Zay Flowers might unironically be the best receiver in football this season. Genuinely incredible improvement each season.
FLOWER POWER NIGGER
>>158346360bengals defense makes every receiver seem like the best receiver of all time.
gobble gobble gobble
>>158346360He's starting to look like Tyreek Hill. He's always had the straight line speed but his movement and agility with the ball in hand has jumped massively this season
When the fuck did brown become blue? Fuck you, UPS.
>>158346390He's looked like this every week, anon. Last week seems to be an outlier caused by one of Huntley's worst performances.>>158346415I don't know who was coaching him in the offseason but you're absolutely correct. His lateral movements are night and day different. No more stop and wiggle, just lunging around defenders.
>muh bungles D finna gonna be good this year
>Bengals season is over and it's only week 7.
Are we 5/5 on 3rd down right now? Holy BASED i love Declan Doyle
>Bengals D just as bad as usual>Burrow has not looked like Burrow this entire season
Can Henry run literally anywhere else besides a wall?
>>158346590>Burrow has not looked like Burrow this entire seasonYou're right, he's normally injured.
Fuck sakes i had to jinx it
>>158346626I was actually surprised to see him playing when I tuned in.
worked out in our favor, weren't picking up that first
>>158346663I think they were just going for a hard count to draw the D offsides, no intention of actually running a play
>>158346644Do you get gay Kiwi commercials or Amerikino commercials
One Bengals special teams player should be shot in front of the rest every quarter until performance improves
>>158346569Fucking hell dude the seasons just started....
Based white brotherhood
Bengals pissing themselves on both sides of the ball.
>10-0The most dangerous lead
Absolute bullshit call is absolute bullshit.
>>158346793I'm watching an illegal stream so i get American ads. If i paid for DAZN I'd get Kiwi ones. I fucking hate DAZN thobeit the service is so shit and expensive
>the year is 2019>the ravens have 3rd and short>justice hill is in the backfield>sweep to the right>tackled behind the line of scrimmage>the year is 2020>the ravens have 3rd and short>justice hill is in the backfield>sweep to the right>tackled behind the line of scrimmage>the year is 2021>the ravens have 3rd and short>justice hill is in the backfield>sweep to the right>tackled behind the line of scrimmage>the year is 2022>the ravens have 3rd and short>justice hill is in the backfield>sweep to the right>tackled behind the line of scrimmage>the year is 2023>the ravens have 3rd and short>justice hill is in the backfield>sweep to the right>tackled behind the line of scrimmage>the year is 2024>the ravens have 3rd and short>justice hill is in the backfield>sweep to the right>tackled behind the line of scrimmage>the year is 2025>the ravens have 3rd and short>justice hill is in the backfield>sweep to the right>tackled behind the line of scrimmage>the year is 2026>the ravens have 3rd and short>justice hill is in the backfield>sweep to the right>tackled behind the line of scrimmage
NFL is so fucking stupid with these rules.
Problem?
>time out just to bitch out the refsLMAO
Gets hit after 3 steps out of bounds and no foul, there's been penalties called for SO much less
>>158347077>Timeout just to have a meltyKek
>>158345344>Bengals D getting diced up by a QB named 'snoop'Another year, another inept Bengals defense.
Ravens gearing up for a 60 yard second half
What a shit game to watch on both sides
Everything open over the middle i love this shit
>>158347111I thought his name was Tavariousness King.
You can't just be up there starting false like that
HO-DING!
Reffies are taking over...
Is Joey Burr hurt?
Lol how do they keep doing this
This ref thinks he's the star
Just end this fucking game, Jesus. Bengals secondary is basically a joke.
just call the game now
Can't wait to watch all the post-game crash outs from all the Bungholes homers.
Your Cincinnati Bengals defense.
>Rashod Bateman actually did something I don't believe my eyes
>best team since the superbowl run they said>the defense is fixed they saidLmao
>>158347231When snoop huntley decides he's gonna explode there's just not a whole lot you can do
>>158347231after this season the Brown family will never invest in the team again
You all realize even in the Bengals’ best seasons they all started this exact same way right. They always start slow, means nothing
These useless faggots come out of a bye looking like they got worse.
>>158347288Cope >best seasonsAnd how have those seasons ended?
Andrews fucking sucks.
>>158347288They weren't 0-2 in the division early on like they're about to be.
dungholes decided to take another bye
>>158347325Are we acting like going to the super bowl and the AFCCG is bad now? Retard
>>158347336He does but that was too high
Ravens would have 3 tds right now if Fagnano was in. I just don't understand why they keep doubling down on Huntley
Offence is humming but I feel no confidence from a 13 point lead
So, the whole team has the yips?
>Bungles
Fucking awesome first half bros Eat shit bungholes
Absolutely pitiful.
>Ravens up 13-0 at the halfI've seen this movie before
This Bengals team just looks lost. They have no soul.
>>158347554>Eat shit bungholesAgreed>Fucking awesome first half bros (Ravens)What game are you watching, Aussiefag?
Those were some ugly Texans unis.
>>158347710Yeah that was jarring.
>Getting beat by a nigga named 'Snoop'
Whats up with Burrow+Chase? Feels like theyve been shit all year
Time to go all in on Snoop and trade Lamar for some actually useful players
>>158347749Burrow is trying to prove he's not a chase baby
0 points at the half for Joey Reddit
>BENGALS RIGHT NOW
>>158347756proof that people who think Huntley is good just hate Lamar. Huntley is absolute dogshit
>>158345486Ray Rice, especially on the elevator
>>158347756Wiggins is a true lock-down corner and they can just double team him on the other side. They're forcing the offense to find other options.
HiRyS, iiiiiiit's touchdownRyS!
>>158347794Proof that people who think Lamar is good just hate Huntley. Lamar is absolute dogshit
>>158347210"MAMA TALKIN TO ME TRY'NA TELL ME HOW TO LIVE!"
Based bengals playing dead the first half to make the Ravens relax.
>>158347689Dominated time of possession, very good 3rd down conversion rate, some decent stops on defence it was promising. 2nd half to start... not so much
That graphic was too scary
>>158348052Very spoopy.
2nd half ravens have arrived
It's so over
Ravens are ravening.
Imagine if second halves didn’t exist
>>158348179Then the second quarter would be the second half.
Very good, Ravens. Very good. HOWEVER
HelloRyS, that's two big touchdownRySes now.
We're really about to be 4th in the division huh?
I'm boutta turn this shit off
They should bring in a hypnotist into the ravens locker room at halftime and have him hypnotize everyone into thinking its still the first half.
>The Baltimore Gayvens
>>158347937more proofLamar would be up 4 possessions on these shitty ass bengals. Huntley isn't even good enough to be qb2 in this league
absolutely nothing has changed under minterit has to be an organizational issue at this point
>>158348253Just need a textbook Kang Henry fumble to top it off.
>>158348275The locker room (defense) just has deep rooted trauma. You need to let vets go and embrace younger guys to properly establish new culture. Also better playcalling.
The fuck was that bro
>>158348275Not true they were actually closing games out now but when Lamar's out everything falls apart
ogre
Great stop!
lol, gatting analed by the analytics
>have giganigga RB>don’t use him on 4th & 2 on the 12 yard linelol lmao even
I hate the antichrist (analytics)
>analytics failed>run the analytics commercial
ALWAYSALWAYSALWAYSTAKE THE FG FOR THE LEAD IF YOU CAN.
RRREEEEEEEEEEE
Please just give Fagnano a chance holy shit. Huntley has just been throwing it at defensive players that last couple of downs
I cannot comprehend why they keep forcefeeding Huntley passes when he can't throw deeper than 15 yards. If you want to stretch out the field just play Fagnano. Zay is clearly the best player on the field right now anyway. Take advantage.
>>158348587100% agree.
I am going to blow my shit smooth off
Why are modern coaches unable to grasp the concept that statistics don’t capture everything about a specific situation? You have a backup qb and it’s late in the game. Your team has no momentum and points are super valuable in a low scoring game. I hope every analytics nerd gets aids
I've seen enough, they CANNOT defeat the Bills or Chiefs in the AFC championship game. Ravens need to forfeit the rest of their games this year in respectful season seppuku. Covid is STILL going on and they don't need that many people creating a super spreader event for a team that is done for.
>>158348661Better still would be if every analytics farm burned down.
Why unc looking so zesty nowadays
>>158348761He only fucks women under 35 so he has to keep up
>>158348594>>158348612Keeping a 3rd qb with Fagnano out of pure talent and not need was asking for this exact scenario. If they played him in the Browns game they would’ve won.
How did he miss on that blitz???
>>158348769Based?
Haha, make the foul a little more blatant, why not?
Ayyyy, another touchdownRyS.
I'm having a 2nd half induced melty
>>158348785Well that's too damn bad. You're gonna get a bunch of passing plays that are outside of Huntley's range and failed Justice Hill stretch plays and you're gonna fucking like it!
Time for kiwibitch to bandwagon bix nood and the donkeys now.
Please God injure Huntley so we can win
>>158348186woah
>>158348908
>>158348661Coaching as a profession is still dealing with the extreme overcorrection veering away from boomer logic 20 years ago where analytics proved very useful in properly valuing players. It was like a cave man discovering fire and inventing the wheel when the Oakland A's realized that if they really only want a role player to achieve X thing, nothing else matters and paying a guy millions for all the other shit like LE FIVE TOOLS is stupid if you just want a guy to get on first. But then everyone leaned too far into it and started to apply math to shit where you can't account for variables and you have stupid shit like play that just happened. Ironically the Oakland A's haven't won shit and the red soxs,stankees,and others used analytics to get more value of their superior payroll to have more affordable role players and are able to pay their A+ talent even more.
I can't believe I'm saying this but Huntley is not the reason they're gonna lose
>>158348894I have a date at 10am so i won't be here to watch the Broncos or Wions game :) thanks again for the free parking :)
I still can't tell if the Bengals D figured out how to play or the Ravens forgot how.
>>158349054Huntley throws everything so flat the batted balls are killing us. I don't think the playcalls themselves are bad or the Bengals defence is playing particularly different
>>158349048battleship > car
My birds are never gonna make it to the super bowl ever again baka
>>158349106When he beaned that defender I knew something was up. Who would make a path like that?
>Cook just has a crampthank fucking God
>>158349106It also severely hinders his ability to complete a deep pass because of the shallow angle it can't get over the defender
Higgins absolutely dominant today
gg bungholes, enjoy the gift
Watt is legit among the best commentators. He should probably be doing higher tier games, but I don't mind.
>>158349243errr jim I don't know about that we should give that tony guy another shot
Another touchdownRyS. Nice.
>>158349243Agreed, he's grown on me a lot and I think he's a huge step up from Romo, even though I still miss that dude
>>158349264Ohh shit, I didn't realize this was the A crew. Is this really the best game CBS got this week?
Lamar..... please come back next week
Forgot how cringey burrow is. Glad he'll never win a sb
>>158349280If Romo comes back he can replace Colonsworth for all I care.
>>158349291maybe in terms of AFC playoff implications idk, I'd need to look at the rest of today's schedule to be sure
I am using this walrus to represent interceptions.
Why no one ever brings up that Lamar always takes the max amount of time to get back from injuries. Dude don’t play injured at all. If the injury is 2-6 weeks he taking the 6 weeks
lmao at this nigga saying Huntley isn't the reason they're losing. If Fagnano started the bungles would still be demoralized
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-rsEs4HWXeY
>>158349135Not without Flacco.
CONCEDE THE GAME GAY MEN FROM BALTIPOOR
>>158349318I have a soft spot for Collinsworth because he reminds me of my dad. Imagine getting yelled at by a voice like that as a teenager lol. Luckily I didn't inherit the nasal tone
>>158349313Joey make ya seethe
Bengals in cruise control with 6 minutes left in the 4th quarter fuck sakes what a disaster
>>158349243The least annoying duo in sports commentary. Although Harlan and Trent Green are based aswell.
>>158349352He played injured literally all last year and it didn't work, that's why he's resting more now
>>158349048Hopefully you don't get stood up lol
KWAB>kwabKWAB>kwab
>>158349403OK, that's pretty funny.Also, I'm running out of IRyS pics.
>>158347554Yes yes great 1st half Ravens HOWEVER
>my Bingles playing the Titans next weekfeels good tbqqhh
It sounds crazy but if Steve Bisciotti had any balls he'd cut his losses, fire DeCosta and Minter, and start over. The defense looks even worse than it did under Orr. The personnel management is horrible. They can't get Jackson motivated enough to get on the field, nor can they get him to sign an extension on time. It's just an all-around failure.
>>158349429I only met her on Saturday night so this is the first date. I'll message in half an hour to make sure she's coming. If she does stand me up I'm not too phased I'll just stay home and watch Wions vs Packers
Ravens gave up
>>158349414I like Brady's style and he's definitely better than when he started. Still, Watt here is very insightful. Also, I like that he sounds a bit like Jesse the Body.
>>158345590It's so annoying that I have more sense than people who do this for a living
How many false starts is that 5 today?
>>158349531False start shouldn't be a penalty. Once it happens the defense should just be able to start the rush.
>>158349655Dammit, missed.>>158349551
FLACCO TIME BABYYYYYY!!!!
Huntley in the toilet, interior O line in the toilet, false starts out the ass and secondary shit the bed. We're lucky to even be 4-3
who even still watches the simpsons?
>Flacco in Just insulting >us now
If Huntley still has the start next week, Minter should get fired on the spot
Maf hard.
>>158349818This mid-season collapse is genuinely insane. EDC should go too. The game has left this organization behind. Multiple hall of fame level players on the roster and they can't even score in the second half.
Minter can talk about accountability all he wants but if he isn’t going to hold players accountable (Andrews) nothing matters. Or at least have the introspective to see how soft zone defense doesn’t work. That being said this team wasn’t going to be turned around in one year. However at this point it is a necessity that EDC is fired.
>>158349765middle/upper class boomers that still have cable for some reason and leave the it on as something safe and recognizable to use as background noise
>>158349818I really don't understand how Huntley was qb2 to begin with. He was ass in the preseason and Fagnano was absolutely dunking on the same players
>>158349291best for tv coverage/interest. maybe if miami/nyj were both 4-2 maybe it'd have been them getting more of the east coast. no one really gives a shit about the other 3 games. not even the bust bowl with an undefeated team really moved many stations.
Should’ve kept Mike Macdonald, niggerbirds. KWAB
>>158350128>KWABEh, at least I'm literate.
>>158349960I got put up at an extended stay for work and its crazy how much better life is with cable. You just click 1 button and can watch television and even if nothing is on theres always something on
>>158350030I live in Patriots county, so I don't know why I didn't get JEST Dolphins.
>>158350174>extended staygood God anon, I hope for your sake it's a nice one
>>158350128It was the obvious choice, I really hate the decision making justification in this league>hurr durr harbaugh just made it to the afc chipwho gives a shit, he's underperformed good teams the last 10 years. It's the same justification with Huntley >he's a pro bowl QBwho's been shown up by a rookie qb
>>158350174Yeah, as a guy in his 30s I had bought into the idea that TV and cable was stupid. I consumed a ton of online content and really rotted my psyche. I won't pay for cable but I watch streaming services like Pluto all the time because it's just TV shows. So much easier on the mind than spending hours looking for enjoyable content on youtube or something.
>>158350345I dropped cable like 8 years ago but I'll admit I do miss the DVR
>>158350345All you have to do to get a solid stream of content from youtube is subscribe to a couple few dozen channels that update consistently. Between video games stuff, guntubers and vtubers I get one to five hours of shit per day.
>>158350251I'm in rural western north dakota and its mostly just mexican laborers that work 12hr shifts in oil and gas and then go to sleep. Its been 5 days and have not heard anyone blast mariachi music as is tradition in TX and 80% of the parking lot is worktrucks. Cowboys game is tomorrow night so we'll see, its mostly transplants brought up here to work
>every other AFC North team won todayAbsolutely disgusting. Let's hope there's better days ahead. Bills and Jags coming up
How do you address the locker room after this
>>158350621>Bills and Jagsthat's some tough sledding kiwibro, like I want to wish you luck but it wouldn't do my Bingles any good
>>158350689Everyone's getting their asshole fingered
stashing reichard through the bye was a great decision. 13pts even after a block
>>158350621crisp Deadwood poster
>>158350689N
Ravens have been looking mid this year.