previous /hoc/ >>158336477
first for benis sports
we don't thank the bakers here
Literally every player on the hawks was off the ice for the panthers gwg. Not an NHL team
>>158355021
>>158355068
>>158355021Islanders time will they disappoint?
Future Golden Knight, Gavin McKenna!
Gonna watch the Habs to rinse my eyes of the bull crap I just watched
the stars don't let other people score and that's rude
first line center oliver kapanen
>>158355223wtf is heritage classic
>>158355442Sounds like an old car
for me, it's Kraft Hockeyville
F L A M E SLAMES
1 x $3M Canes won, but where will he play after contract?He fired his agent also and I don't get why he couldn't sign with someone else.
>>158355442i dont know but it sounds gay
>>158355733Just Like My Islanders
the boys have arrived
none of these faggots ever changed a lightbulbexcept for xhekaj and maybe danaulthttps://www.instagram.com/reel/De7lTvvEXZC/?xtok=MWIzNG8xdm1xZ2hkbw%3D%3D
hopefully the fellas bring the heat in the outdoor game
A true student of the game
Just like my islanders
someday /hoc/ will finally give my islanders the respect we deserve
>>158355764
>>158355930you don't like the grown men playing dress up?
>try to get in the zone>its outsidewat do???
>FUCK
>>158355764what the hell are these dorks supposed to be dressed up as, montreal quebec doesn't really scream generic industrial worker to me
>>158355902You get enough of respect here as much as rags I would say. Is NJD considered a rivalry team as well since its so close?
>>158356048montreal is very famous for it's male strip clubs
>>158355787They're ready to go to work
>>158356048molson (piss beer) factory workers
these guys represent true hard working blue collar guys like myselfSomeone pour me up a double shot of whiskey!
lmao Islander
>>158355986only in bed ;)
Incredible goal from Seguin
this seems ominous...
are the stars healthy again?
>>158356248
>>158356256lindell is out for a few weeks, steel out for undisclosed reason
>>158356309oh..... well it must still be the healthiest they have been for a while..
>>158356256Rantanen and Otengier are. that's all that matters
>j. alexander law
What was that penalty for
>>158356380because
penulty for shooting the pucK
sorokin being really silly on that play
>>158356380job security for the refs
>>158356394morgan rielly's biggest play of the past 4 years
>>158356048more than you would think desu. the city is constantly in construction on top of the usual infrastructure projects requiring union welders, electricians, etc. we didn't have browns to do these jobs until recently so it's these guys buying habs tickets and a lot of the ads during french broadcasts and radio are plainly for them
Schaefer best forward of Islanders
sharp angle goals are so hot right now
>the city of New York City
big oopsie for schenn
Islanders suck holy kek
the shitty of long island
my Flamesies ;(my Wingsies :)
my islanders would be winning if we had barzal in
>>158356634they'd also be tied now if gary didn't activate the post magnet just now
>>158356651what other magnets does he use?
>>158356666>>158356666>>158356666>>158356666>>158356666>>158356666
its like +5 in winnipeg and these faggots are all dressed in george constanza bubble jacket like its -40
>>158356666magnets are also in the puck, stick blades, implanted in key players ankles, he also uses electromagnetic radiation weaponry to discombobulate players during breakaways, shootouts, powerplays etc.
>>158356666magnets of the hebrew persuasion
>>158356704why is it +5? shouldn't it be the ice age in Manitoba this time of year?
>>158356753give it another month. hibernation starts around end of nov.
>>158356704you weren't kidding
colby armstrong thinks a little too highly of himself
>>158356704Gary has done away with hockey's supposed need for """winter"""
how nice of gary to give us a puck drop clock, too bad it just confirms it's going to be late though
>>158356834It's Gore-Tex. You know about Gore-Tex?
>>158356834this chink nigga's hands looks fine why isn't he playing
It's that time of the month again flames fans, please cheer for our flames on my behalf as I will be out of service for upcoming game
>>158356903it said 2-4 weeks. breaks and fractures are 4-6 week heal. likely a bone bruise, so wont need a cast or anything, but painful to play with.
>>158356929>airplane goy block biscoff meme desertsthey pay influencers and random cooking channels to make cakes and donuts and shit with that goy cookie. no one eats that trash let alone crushing entire boxes of cookies for crumb coats and cakes.
>>158356944all good nick, sorry. you're elite
>>158356974yeah the whole meme died down last year. Only restaurants and dessert spots used biscoff. It's overpriced shit
>>158356974the advertising works on females desu but they really are seed oil cookies
Hey I recognize Winnipeg from the tv show Ice Road Truckers you gotta understand without it those remote communities would be without the supplies they so desperately need
>>158357074thank you white truckers!!
>>158357020hate biscoff but desu sneed oil isn't really all that bad that's just a paleo/keto/carnivore meme
i'm hearing that skinner dinners are selling like hotcakes all over the province
>>158357074>those remote communitiestheir own fault
>>158357097cope the Sikh truckers are people too
>>158357074maybe they should live closer
>>158357074if they had trains, they wouldn't need dangerous truck driving
kek wth?
hell yeah
>>158357302many are saying this
they should have bachman turner overdrive / the guess who instead, perfect for winnipeg
>>158357302That would keep us a bit safer from all the mutt jew golems down there ruining the world
HEEEEEEERE AND NOWWWWWWHEEEERE AND NOOWWW
>>158357302some people are saying this
>>158357359This anon's having nunavut.
>>158357302Itd probably be cheaper to just annex canada. Its a lotta long way to go coast2coast
>privas hayden likk-myballs
>>158357443We could use an American Shield.
FINLAND CLASSIC
>>158357392he's posting from alert
>>158357458KEK
What war did those four die in? Canada isn't involved in any conflicts.
>>158357484was a psyop to get us to go to war like in call of duty
>>158357443Its not that far from Puget Sound to Lake Superior.
>>158357484>Canada isn't involved in any conflicts.That you know of.
man that skip delivery and rbc commercial back to back made me realize seth rogen and that guy who played g.o.b. in arrested development sound the same
>>158357553an illusion michael, a trick is something a whore does for money
>temperature above freezingThe ice is going to melt
>>158357597
what goes good with beef stew?
>>158357630toast
Substitute helmets for stocking caps
>>158357630Potatoes
>>158357630
>no dobeshe's getting halak'd
>>158357630cornbread
has gary made an appearance yet
>>158357630booze
>>158357630pre-soup pizza
>>158357713he doesn't work Sundays
>>158357713yes, at least on the french language broadcastlady anchor asked him about what his toughts on rhe helleybuick situation
ice looks fucking shit, why are the adds so bright
These digital ads are horrific
>>158357774ads are numeric theyre not the ones irl
tim hortons nostalgia slop bowl
the yellow hue is making it look like a ps3 era game
I aint gonna watch this shit,
>>158357823>ps3>game
for me it's timbits
ice looks shockingly decent
>>158357854>>158357872cope he said era
>>158357676looks tasty
>>158357443This Canadian lady blocks your path.
>>158357860>>158357882i like them but not the jelly filled ones
>>158357902Stay mad, kiddo
mercer sucks...
advertising is raping sports, fucking 10 years from now the players will have to get them tattooed to their faces
PlayStation 3's are based
i can feel gary's disappointment that this game is not being played in the deep south
>>158358028An excellent idea.
WHERE THE FUCK IS BAUER?!?
>>158358053gare bear stare
why are the stars struggling
>>158358031it's nice we finally have a bunch of recomps and don't have to deal with emulation anymore
>>158358094they are facing the refs this game also
>>158358113as they should
>tempers flare on a chilly night in winnipegreminds me of something, can't put my finger on what though
commentator said chilly night
i made some noodles, bros
join the trades goyim, great pay and totally fine on your health heheheh
What if it starts raining in outdoor game?
>>158358153what sauce
>>158358171why would rain be possible for an outdoor game
chilly night
>>158358168Trading pokemon cards?
>>158358171part of the game, dig deep and get er done
>>158358153italian?
>>158358168cope you got them sissy boy hands from watching Netflix and tiki tockys
Why are they playing in a home depot
>>158358171gary used his powerful sorcery to ensure that won't happen
>>158358210lowe's said no
>>158358184spicy chicken>>158358201they were from thailand
>>158358153
>>158358222grim
>>158358210tariffs
if it was up to me, there'd be one (1) outdoor classic every year and they'd all be played at banff
thinking about a Skinner Dinner
>>158358168>don't have to deal with HR ladies>get the office girls in the bed>generous max retirement at 60>spend quality time with the boys>get jacked f-350 to haul lunch boxes
>>158358224lecker
>>158358246three drinks is a lot though
>>158358254lol
Which one of you is this?
the fuck steak farmer wraps with syd as a viking? I'm totally going to go to Tim Hortons now
>>158358254live your myth in Canada
>>158358330bro is a kings fan lmao
>>158358341get some socialism and get papers my mexican friend
heritage reffing
>>158358242Even one a year is too many. It should be one every 2-3 years otherwise it’s not special
How true is this?
>>158358330>thrashers
>>158358305you can just save the other two drinks for later in the week
>>158358410as true as them being bodybuilding magazines
1 outdoor game for each teamevery year
I would KILL to have someone like Josh Anderson on my team
what is it about the habs where they always have short players? is it some french law or something?
>>158358456best we can do is noah dobson
>>158358456remember when he got his ass whipped by tommy boy
>>158356048The Molson family was involved in team ownership since way back when, and back when hockey players didn't make a lot of money and most had day or summer jobs, a lot of habs players worked in the brewery.So they decided that would be the outfits to wear showing up to the heritage game
my Lionsies :)
>>158357630you put the potatoes in the stew so it doesn't need anything to go with it besides maybe some bread.
>>158358457They've been willing to take bets on small players who showed a lot of skill, even if they're American like Caufield and Hutson
>>158358582if bob gainey's daughter didn't get merked and gainey was a few years younger, he'd be the one taking all the credit for these manlets
pointless first period
>>158358487I’ll take Tom too
>>158358539rosie larose worked at the elsinore brewery
>>158358601.I know that feel
>>158358582erm actually they're American-Canadian
remember tom wilson had that massive welt on his face and ended up scoring the game winning goal against the habs
>>158358624yah
what is this zoomer music promo, it's got nothing to do with winnipegthey should play this instead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qnJlLwfsUM
why does everything have to be so gay...
this is the gayest shit
This is horrid
holy SHIT this music is AWFUL
>hating Wolf Parade
winnipeg wins the award for gayest outdoor gamewho are all these shit musicianswhere is randy bachman and burton cummings?
>Feist in 2026>not playing 1234Billy Talent, Simple Plan, Good Charlotte, Our Lady Peace, Sum41 prerape would have been better than this
grandma on the guitar
and now some all female band from australia god this country is so lame I fucking hate it
Not too much disrespect on Remi Wolf now...
>it just keeps going
and /hoc/ is dead as fuck too what a joke
>>158358788she would have absolutely gotten it back in 2007, had that arthoe look that made you want to do improper sexual acts in the alley of a hipster bar
Gary said he was gonna have Pitbull perform instead wtf
my avies :(
If this is my heritage I don't want to be anything
I'd have Robbie Robertson and Neil Young up there on life support
god i hate it when Ron tries to be hip by giving us background on all those modern bands they feature on the broadcast
Can’t even open Facebook without seeing retarded slop like this.
we winnin
Still aint watching lol my mind is kept pure
>>158358893>god i hate... Ron...FTFY
>>158358846man's dropping trukes in the /hoc/ thread
>>158358893for me its the puns he thinks we love so much
yeah pure retard
COWABUNGA
>>158358903we the need the homophobic staal brothers to make a comeback in Thunder Bay and raise hatecrime rate by a few basis points
wtf islanders
I'm sorry what is carey price selling me now?
>>158358974Alcohol
>>158358974Ford trucks and gun store promo codes
Krakheads matty beniers is at the seahawkes game bros
san jose sharks legend carey price
SCAAAAR!!!! BEDSY ROOFS IT
my avies :((
DeBoer mogged by the Stars.
>Princess Auto Stadium
my stars :)
My islanders lost ):
>>158358903Literally AI demoralisation
these teams fuckin stink!
>>158359124Yep
our islanders lost bros ;(
>>158359124it's ok, they're used to it. it doesn't hurt as badly anymore.
If the Habs could score on a breakaway they'd be top of the division
viggo bjorck is pointless
jets could use a tendie like hellabuyck
>Jorts
but!
ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUT!
hellebuyck stops that
SCAAAR
kets
>both dman pushing forward for the goalis this the new meta
>>158359214skinner is quite capable of playing below .900 sv
>>158359214If only that had something to trade
first good thing dobson's done in 5 games!
Et le butt!
>>158359258The lake, they could trade the lake.
>>158359215the only jet trb is qualified to fly
>>158359147Just like our knights :(
Lame Bustson is a bust
I’m telling you. We’re getting the Mikko bowl this year
a lot of (you) people are quick to forget
>>158359414the reason they put trb on burrito duty
scar
>>158359413well his dad died so lol
>the lead most dangerous
GUHLE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
Good game
et le buuut
when is demidov back?
dang i found a perfectly synched stream
>>158359483about tree fiddy more weeks
>>158359492perfectly synced to what?
>winnepegged
>>158359513to the irl gamescarrrrrrrrr btw
>>158359483i need to have names associated with those faces, and I need to know where Claude Giroux, Max Domi and Andrew Shaw stand
>>158359222checked
SCAAAAAARRRRRRRR
>underwhelming scarrpostingmy favorite
>>158359483Really? You have no idea where to put Roope Hintz with his floral jeans, bottle blonde hair, and fuzzy Gucci backpack?
>>158358457Is marty drafting them?
>>158359611Based perfectly synced stream watcher
Jorts fucking suck!
>>158359550My Draken :(
So I’ve heard that the remix jerseys will be unveiled all at once on the 1-2, can anyone confirm?
>>158359483Dickinson needs to share a category with Misa now that he's declared ship war on Willmack.
winnipeg getting a real taste of true skinner three shutouts in a row only to average 4.57 GAA over his next eight
lmao avalanche
>>158359785>4.57 GAAgrim
>>158359785first goal wasn't on him
didn't think kyle bukkake could skate
>>158359483for me it's being gay and homophobic and retarded
>>158359928The GOP has a place for you son.
imagine being worse than the 2026 calgary flames best joke of the year so far
>>158359981How does kyle davidson have a job and a contract extension. All his prospects are on the team and they suck
our Flames mentioned, bros
game of the week
You're a joke, bud.
>>158360092<< Joker 1 crashed! >>
we better get some goals soon or i'm taking a bat to my TV
my avies :(((
we just gotta stick to what we know out there
xhe's 48 years oldnever kissed a girl
Where are you guys
>>158360625i'm right here, sweetie
>>158360132I really hope it matches the same excitement as the Panthers/Senators game did.
can't see the puck
>>158360625xhe rb is busy threadcucking for the nfl games. xhe'll be back later to spam xis usual retardation
>>158360132>Forever mid vs. forever yawnTwo of the most perennially boring teams in the league.
Dreading Monday lads
>>158360833flush it
>Dreading Monday lads (unemployed)
>>158360819shhh
are the Habs good or is Winnipeg shit?
>>158360833Bitch Marner
my avies D:
>>158360833sure
>>158360908Yes.
>>158359928same
>>158360908they can't see the puckalso florida man saves habs
What a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive.
>>158361018
>>158360833he has a nice smile
>>158360893
>>158360132I hope that the crowd doesn't resort to antisemitic chants...
>>158360908Both Goalies are having a great game one side just got luckier
This is the first outdoors game without ice issues in years. Strange...
my avies DD:
>>158361091canadians have ICE in their veins ah ha ha
what if the rink was a square
>>158361091perfect conditions for an outdoor game
>>158361040I didn't stutter.
>>158361069kwab
my avies! :)lehkonen!
Can't believe that my hero Biz is a fucking CHUD!
artturi lehkonen has 10 goals???
do you have a relentlessly handsome young buck tendie?
>>158361122Play would die in the corner a lot more, which is why they rounded the corners in the first place
don't.trust.florida.man.
>>15836118899% of NHL players are conservative
>>158361246but that's the best part when the players are stuck trying to dig the puck out of somebody's skate
>>158361083with jews you lose. i mean hughes. who is a jew.
>>158361217yeah he's been on a heater since the season startedsomeone is gonna pay him a lot of money next off season
>>158361188This will hopefully help with retaining American players on the Canucks.
>>158361290>steering wheel on the right
>>158361290>webmjen
>>158361314unc hughes is our hasbs gm
>>158361290kek
FOWLGOD
sweden is being a gay incel again
Don't watch preds games that often, are the commentators always this biased?
>>158361404from the handful of preds broadcasts i've watched they're pretty fucking bad, yeah
scarrrrrrrrrr
>>158361314canucks have 2 jews on the roster, zeev and sasson
merde
>habs start the ole chant>jets scarreally makes you think
ole'd away the shutout
stupid ole faggots your fault
>>158361444and if we set up some camps for them (for training i mean) with some free train rides (public transportation is important), we can probably find a solution for that problem too. a final one (i mean to get us to the finals if we trade them).
I read a new york times article after the olympics that said it's now the jewish golden age of hockey
hey that's supposed to be a penalty. dobes did that
>>158361491Free train rides? that sounds like Socialism, and both of them are foreign Nationals...
>>158361496no it's the bronze age, matt Damon said so in that movie
it's a heritage classic gary is there any need for refpuck
gary wants more outside hockey
OT GANG
>Down by 1 with less than 2 minutes to go? Give them a powerplay, no matter how soft the call.
business idea: outdoor NHL summer ball hockey league
HABS WIN!
I cannot even begin to express how excited I am to Experience Vancouver Canucks Hockey and the return of Quinn Hughes!
>>158361564it was a blatant trip going up the ice.
tim horton gotta ask for his money back on that shit
tickle time!!
it was a good game and my habs won :)in regulation :)
>>158361590idk tbqh
>jets lose>still launch the fireworks
A Tim Hortons opened not terribly far from me in the DC area. Should I bother to check it out, or would the American stores be nothing like the Canadian product?
hughes is going to have a good time tonight
it's time
>>158361656just go to dunkins brah
>>158361656it should be similar, i like their classic chicken wraps and choccy timbits. pretty cheap too
ADL is warning of pogrom-like conditions in Vancouver
>>158361705that's why gary wasn't at the heritage classic, he's too busy coordinating with mossad to get jews the hell out of vancouver
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>158361724he was at the heritage classic
CA NA DA CA NA DA CA NA DA
>>158361671It is mostly just seeing if it is up to the hype, or to see if it even anything different.>>158361690I'll try those choccy timbit things out if I ever go. Which I probably won't.
>>158361755that was a hologram
>>158361755>implying that was the real Gary and not a double
I boo quint jews and the mutt anthem both personally myself
>finnish goaltendingoh dear
Is that yet another one goal game loss for my Jets?Not a surprise, they have never scored with an empty net or in overtime so far this season.The only game they've won by more than one goal this season was catching the Wild on the second half of a back to back after we had FOUR days rest.It's gonna be a looong year.
>>158361797nah skankinen is taking the night off
we need to cool it with the anti semitism
Why are canucks fans on hughes' ass so much tonight? Not his fault the GM was dog shit and didn't want to grow the team into a winner.
my avies!! :))toews!
buium muffin
'uuuge hit
another shit outdoor game no one cared about. just stop these things already
>>158361837he's Jewish
HUGE hit
>>158361875why are chinese and japanese people so antisemetic?
>>158361903what a stupid question
>>158361869kiss my piss chikaner
>>158361875>he's JewishDo they know?>Buium was born in San Diego, California, to Israeli immigrants, Sorin and Miriam Buium, who came to the U.S. from Ashdod, Israel in 1999, and he is a dual citizen of the U.S. and Israel.[29][30][31] He is Jewish, and fasts on Yom Kippur
I like VanPooters matte black helmets =D
>>158361909Nah, it was a good one, you're just too ass mad to come up with a retort.
>>158361764There isn't really any hype anymore, the quality has been bad for years, food tastes frozen and coffee burnt and the staff is stressed and unfriendly if they can even speak English.
chytil the beetle
>>158361927it's pronounced kippa or skull cap
>>158361903they have high IQs
Hughes should have done his pregame skate wearing only his skates, his underwear and his Gold Medal. kek
>>158361973
>>158361973KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
zeev buum
>>158361967kufi
>booing hartman nowIs Hartman a jew, too?
>>158361967i thought they were called yarmulkes
BOOOOOOO
*politely claps while politely boos*
>booing hartman
BOOOOOO *claps*
>>158361952Online>GOD I HATE TIM HORTONS SO MUCH The rare few times Ive been to Tim Hortons this year>absolutely packed
QUITTER QUITERRRRR
>>158361973How about his jock?
Can't wait to boo Buium, Rossi and Ohgren when they come back to the X. Grrrr! So angry the players wanna leave! Grrrr!
>>158362054They are; they have a dozen different names, and jews and muslims both wear them > And now, a word of Wisdom from the late George Carlin https://youtu.be/Dd-qk2qJglY
grrreat save, merilainen
>losing big to trashville
>>158362112>defending man who will quit on your team too
>>158362146Based Jim
my avies...... DDDDDD:
>>158361952This is kind of true for seemingly everywhere in general.
>>158362112you'll boo hughes too when he leaves for the devils next season
>>158361801just fire scott arniel
>>158362169grim maybe we should have kept lelhonen and struble
Canucks with more shots this period then they have had in entire games this season
>>158362116HATS OPTIONAL Here at the Temple of Gary, or as it's more locally known, /hoc/
chytil can be pretty nifty out there, shame he's had his bean rung so many times that his next time could be his last
>>158355223
>>158362293
Huomenta but the opposite
>>158362257If I was Quin I would run him with all my small energy and send him off to the Royal Columbian
>>158362178>>158362155No I won't because I don't get emotionally attached to players that play for >my team. It's a business. Deal with it.
>get your kids loads of gummies>kid gets diabetes>score big Save On More points and Score and Win $$$Based mom
>>158362349he doesn't even have to run him, he can just do a spin move in front of him and that should give chytil a seizure
>>158362366>it’s a businessThat’s American fandom for ya. You wouldn’t get it but up here hockey isn’t a business, it’s a way of life.
>>158362384If only hockey hockey were more popular
>>158362384Ok, retard. Enjoy crying in your pillow tonight over some athlete playing a game.
>>158362366I used to be like this but losing Silov really hurt me
>>158362366shut the fuck up mildcuck you're not fooling anyone. you're the biggest sperg here when it comes to hating on certain players in the league
yurov you're off
imagine conversing with this yank ghoul
And there it is.
>>158362402most of us hate marchand
haha and I was only ~%50 sure he was the mildcuck, now I'm %100 sure
>>158362415"Put me in coach""Yurov""But coach""Yurov""COACH!!!""Yurov, for fucks sakes"
buium? i hardly know em
>>158362441dude is so mentally ill lmao, bet he drives a financed f150 to haul groceries
>hahaha I identified you!Ok...and?
>>158362460that's what she said
ASS MAD CAN NA KEKSCLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAPASS MAD CAN NA KEKSCLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAPASS MAD CAN NA KEKSCLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
>>158362494give it back
>>158362494lel
>>158362467>>158362494steamin
well mildcuck you should know that the fact you're easy to pick out on an anonymous forum due to the fact you're a giant bitch is a bad thing kwab
What are the Canucks chanting
>>158362526I think you mean, "le bubblin' n boilin'"
>>158362543WE COULDN'T WIN WITH YOUCLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
>>158362543the last chant was "he's not signing!" in reference to how hughes will quit on the mild
>>158362543they are booing their own goalie again
>>158362569They're actually saying "Buium".
SHABBY DABBY DOOOOOOOOOO
*scores*Sure got quite in hongcouver...
who would win in a fight, quinn or petey?
former islander moment
Jeepers cripes, so much dicksucking in the nashville broadcast you'd think you were watching a live feed of a san francisco bathhouse blasting YMCA
This might be the worst Canucks team in history
you think the realization is setting in yet for hongcouver
>>1583626369ers lost today, bro.
>>158362671>>158362671>>158362671
>>158362636>>158362541
>>158362642they are pretty bad but that is the point. Should have done this ages ago though instead of the mismanagement, shortcuts, and bullshit.
"fuck your podcast" or "he's not signing"what is the better assmad chant?
