Tim Elliott fight week
shit thread
no fucking way this guy's fighting again already
Hokit ain't gon do nothiiiiin
>>158357985Did he take the joke too far?
>>158357802Tough break, kid.
>>158357985Sneed moment!
>>158357985the dream I have before waking up with tears in my eyes and staring naked at the mirror for 45 minutes on a dark sunday morning
>>158358032Sup spammy, people were saying you finally killed yourself after what happened to movdaddy but I knew you were probably just pretending not to be here.
shower handjobs from joanna
>>158357991ZESTY
>>158358108There's literally nothing stopping you from looking like this.
>>158358108Jamawhawal fumbled BIG
>>158358042Based
OHHHHHHHHHH
It's tight Joe!
hello i am indian
>>158358235His wife would just walk into the locker room, Joe?
You guys remember Tom Aspinall?
>>158358108She needs a baby pumped into her asap
>>158358125>I dedicate this win to abused children worldwide, never lose your innocence!
>SHE WAS ONLY 17 YEARS 364 DAYS 23 HOURS AND 59 MINUTES OLD, YOU SICK FUCK!
>>158358235Straightest Rogan conversation.
>>158358108She needs my baby pumped into her asap
Volkov really begged for a title shot after his 5th consecutive slurper of a fight lmao. Gane fucked him good.
>>158358108This young gay chick needs a baby pumped into her via artificial insemination by her girlfriend Zeili Wang
Movsar Evloev met his wife when she was 12 years old.
>>158358108yeah i luv a sweaty bitch
When did Pat meet Rose? I'm just saying look into it.
>>158358108
most of you guys are some real sit down gals
>>158358420bud thats between duke and the grave ., stay in ur lan.e. .
>>158358420Fuck off you jabroni fuck.
>>158358420About three fiddy
What's this fighter's name again?
>>158358511Islam Quackachev
>THE KID SAID WHAT?
>Rose: My uncle molested me for years starting when I was 8. Every waking moment was a nightmare. >Pat: That's crazy. Wanna go to the mall sometime?
>>158358529>I...don't wanna fight
>>158358511Khabitch.
>>158358577Tony put the fear of the false god allah into this man
Jean Silva is the next guy to beat Volk. If Volk moves up, Justin finishes along with Charles Oliveira.
Dana White's paramilitary troops have reportedly taken Makachev St. Makhachkala. Head to toe in Howler Head tactical gear. MAC Energy squadron are seen gathering on the city border too. It's over Joe!
*eventually heems you*
My post already got 7 responses. You only got 1 or 2? Nigga wow.
Women talk to me more. Caring about men talking to you? Thats peins tasting behayvior!!
>>158358676You for real be jestering for the huzz?
>>158358587I agree but Silva is such a based retard he could easily fumble that fight even if Volk is flushed. Gaethje would absolutely batter him.
>>158358511Carlos UlbirdSean O’MallardBrazilian MerganserLaysan Duck
Sneed for real be tasting penis?
>>158358676
>>158358108>>158358659>7 responses keep doxing yourself schmo. spring break with hellen yee coming soon
Women talk to him? Guy must be a pretty big deal, women dont normally like to talk.
>What does this title represent? It means you're the best in the world and if you're the best in the world, it doesn't matter who's going to be standing across from you. What do I say? No? NEVER. Let's do this!
>>158358738Turn your monitor on
I ain’t ever seen a women, personally.
>my terms >my country, my choice>9 months? >way too soon
Volkdaddy is coming
>>158358821hanging with Jon’s thinking they are jawns
Where women glooow and men plundeer
>>158358841Hokit vs Volkov. Thank you Bellator
>>158358821shades of michael morales
>>158358821How do you make more messicans then?
>>158358724He has shown moments of being a fool that could lead to a loss, but he might actually show up against Volk. He’s only been simulated by Lopes who hits pretty hard. I can’t see other options for Bolk, unless he wants Aljo for a name opponent even though Aljo doesn’t deserve it. Featherweight is sort of thinning out of fresh opponents, unless Vallejos or the other younger fighters show up and win. Don’t see how anyone could pick Volk against Justin, Justin has the perfect anti manlet armaments at his disposal
note that sneed uses an image of a woman to represent himself
realease your Inner G™
>>158358982Herself*
G spot rocks the G Spot!
Guys make sure you dont post any pictures of women or thats what "represents you" now I guess
>>158358108Gorgeous looks
>>158358941We just spawn out of nowhere.
this still up?
Post what repersents you
>>158359164I miss the Megan poster sometimes. Was funny when someone told her about him while she was streaming and he stopped posting after that.
>>158358729lmaolol even
im thankful for the officials keeping this sport safe
>>158359183
>>158359164Rumor has it these two were entwined in amorous dealings
Who are you obsessed with? For me it's Justin Gaethje.
>>158359337Dan Ige
>>158359194get a life
>>158359377Much too late for that
>>158359303Realistically, was this a nice thing to say?
>>158359303hes pissed!
>>158359343it could be any of us...
>>158359337I often find myself reflecting upon the career of james vick
Hopefully nobody jerry rigs some kind of makeshift pipebomb inside her mailbox, or edits pictures of her wearing pig ears/nose. That would be really really weird.
You'd have to be a real loser to threaten to bomb somebody's mailbox on 4chan then do nothing and get laughed at.
>>158359627
it wasnt a threat b
I guess thats 2 hours by car, you need me to come pick you up?
Damn only 2 hours away? Damn that guy sounds serious, Xzneed better be careful.
sneed? as in sneed the animal abuser? that sneed? aight bet.
>>158360046That guy said hes gonna kill Xzneed, must be somebody else.
Like a fart in the wind.
>>158359343>he’s going to marry me >who should I contact maybe your new husband? fucking whore.
guys lets chill out listen to some 311
>2 hours awayIm in his driveway rn
What the hell are they thinking feeding Amosov to Garry?
>>158360437
this place is a hellscape
Pisslam admits to ducking Prates>Islam Makhachev explains why he turned down the Carlos Prates fight in January>"They offered me a fight with Prates, who recently lost to [Ian Garry], someone I beat. If I beat him, Morales would already be next in line, who's not fighting and waiting for [a title shot].>Just let them fight and we will figure out who's the real challenger."
pulled up to sneed's crib and there were already 3 heemsters in the driveway he laid the fuck out cold. I got out of there tout de suite. I wouldn't risk it if I were yall. sneed's a bad dude.
if anyone actually pulled up to sneed's house he'd probably suck their penis
>>158360607Hit the road dude, this here is private property
>>158360794Wanna find out?
Like and share or you die tonight
fuck it i still boy izzy
I wonder why Islam would be ducking Prates. His wrestling is zero
>>158361255He has knockout power
>>158361255prates has been on a path of absolute destruction and makhachev knows his time is up whether he fights him or someone else.
>>158361255>need to backpack a guy for five rounds to have a chance to win>he only needs one to send you flying
>>158361255You can't just spam takedowns on a guy that can knee you from a mile away
>>158361255massive reach like garry but with nuclear power, raped jdm to death on the feet in 3 rounds when pisslam needed to lay and pray, and islam does not have momentum on his side right nowprates is going to come in confident and dangerous while islam has had to fully commit to control wrestling to win his fights at 170Prates is going to detonate Morales' skull inside 3 and then islam is going to get a mysterious training injury and retire
Islam has attempted zero (0) submissions at welterweight
Dosent Sneed have an gun? Yuo gotta be dunb to fuck with that guy.
one calf kick from prates and I guarantee you we see a brown skid mark on islam's shorts
>>158361675Pussies use guns when they can use their fists instead
>>158361675xneed has a prostitute pistol
>>158361697even though strickbeast uses both
>>158361675Sneeds mad honorable dude
>>158358659impressed
Haha Yes Brazza come drug test me whenever you want its only a steep 2 hour mountain drive
>>158361255Brazza doesn't want to fight these beast ass niggas that heem everyone
Some are calling him Shitslam Makshitchev
khabib retired 20 years ago and mfs are still arguing about himtruly the goat
I agree with this
>>158362082you're retarded
Met armeng
You guys catch that Khabib - Kurbanismailov bout? Shit was crazy man
>>158361076based loyalty. I haven't abandoned Topuria either we got the rematch in the bag for sure.
When is Paulo 'NATTY' Costa fighting again?
talmbout vallejos fighting for a belt and his best win is JOSH EMMETTbrutal fraud check incoming
>>158362130Damn this nigga was cute pre face change operation by dr gaethje
Josh the orc heemet weakened ilia's chin enough for gaethje to crack it
Beastia Beastpuria is 5'4 and still tanked every punch Gaethje threw.
>>158362136He is trying to get a title eliminator at 205 but wants it to be 3 round main event lol. UFC and him are fighting over 2 rounds. He probably will fight next year tho
O'malley and Tommy Mcmillen 8 years ago
>>158362344Well to be fair, his contract says 3 round fights or something right?
>>158362361Sneed and Spamy
>>158361255He's letting the contenders heem themselves, then he walks into the rubble and carries away the crown. Classic crafty vet move. Brendan allen is doing the same as we speak
>>158362365Didn't even get dropped. Even Max got dropped by Garth. Beastia is built different!!
>>158362361montana lol
>>158362553Morales will fuck up Prates. His wrestling is too shitty. Morales will just man handle him and easy heem.
https://youtu.be/Lwd7WQ8L5dQ?si=oCQg4ekHWSha12VO
>>158362655Hokit really shouldn't be at heavyweight hes too small. Its gonna catch up to him one of these days.
>>158362625Michael Morales Jr Jr
>>158362698he will be at 205 once he gets the HW belt
Josh “Da Spyder” Hokit
Wow that thang long
>>158362872cool it dong yum kim you take that smut to /box/
>>158362665outside of his physique he fails the eye test in every perceivable waystriking is moronic, his grappling is purely upper body strength, and his defense is abysmalhis only "good" win is the midget heartlet sean brady
when all is said and done you have to admit that tom aspinall is the greatest interim champion of all time
this is a family forum you sick bastard
Pleas stop
>>158362625Sneed moment!
get thisdirtycanadianoutta here
>>158362625why do trannys always have good sized mengs
It's Sneed on her Canadian VPN.
>>158363361*xher
>>158363070Morales striking is good, he has very good control of cage. Watch how he covers ground and positions himself its excellent. His actual striking itself is decent but yes Prates has the edge. It wont matter tho. Morales will just corner Prates and clinch up. He can then easy sweep him with his elite judo or use his raw physicality to drag him down. Prates is going to have a hard time dealing with him. His only hope is to be highly mobile and hit from outside but it will be hard to avoid Morales. Alot of people will be surprised with how good Morales looks. People suck at recognizing talent.
what is going on here
Damn wtf is all this shyte
>>158363431>>158358032this the same doo
pisslam surpassed gay jon as biggest bitch in mma history btw
knock it off
>>158363467no
prates is unironically one of the best fighters in the world right now. ignoring this just proves how retarded r/heem is
On 4chan and combat sports spaces, "heem" is a slang corruption of "he's sleepy" (pronounced with a heavy, stylized inflection as "him sleepy"), used to describe someone who has been knocked out cold in a fight.
>>158363459it's a heem tradition
>>158362677Where was the great Ray Longo mutt?
>>158363459>>158363459>>158363459swag
I actually think Merab should go to 125
Damn nigga, wow
Lula just heemed Bolsanaro again
>>158363802KWAB
>>158363802Wouldnt have expected spammy to show his face around here already after watching his "movdaddy" get chewed up and spit out so badly yesterday.
>>158363663Wrong.
>>158363867Bolsonaro is the Volkov of the Brazilian division. Sits him right, too.
>>158363802To weem an predator
I remain confident that Movsar will be champion.
>>158363953Been a tough year for him, all them Ls probably blurring together at this point
>>158363802Bodied that freak
>>158364021
People forget man...
Islam know he not welcome in toronto. Can't wait to see my boys pratesh and Morales in person at the press conference
Strickland accepted his concession. You know, it takes a great man to admit his defeat. But an even greater man to have defeated that man who was great enough to have admitted his defeat.
>>158364016Enough about your autobiography.
Heeminder that criticism of Ari Emanuel is inherently antisemtic and thus should be disregarded and banned
>>158364181bro is chinny. I'd have tanked that.
He didnt fly so good
Damn this place is dead as hell, but at least nobody spams
test
>>158364133
>>158364360there's just no way I could possibly laugh at this. zero percent of this image is funny.
>>158364496Okay, you post something funny then
>>158364365Check my dick, make sure I still got a dick
>>158364557
>>158364557>*gives you a mirror*
cancuck is still a faggotall quiet on the heemern front
Gane is leading a revolution in France right now but he doesn't have any problem with beating up Hokit on side. meanwhile slampiggy got boo boos and refuses fight until like summer.
>>158364660kid said himself he doesnt wanna fight. didn't even make the excuse of being injured. probably goofed his roid cycle.
I think the move is Gane vs Islam.
>>158364692i fucking hope Morales runs through Prates
The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night.
Volk from Modern Warfare 3
230th for Finland
>>158361675You don't?
>>158364769Oh for me? Fro me its Embrace the Martain
anyone ever notice how gane is brown, like the color of shit?
People without guns are really just out here hoping nothing ever happens huh? That's honestly pretty un-serious, dude you gotta lock in
Nothing ever happens man.
>>158364840Things happen to those who pay attention to the things happening
>>158364835
>>158364843Fucking Quasimodo over here.
>>158362097The records aren't even the worst thing about it. The main thing I didn't realize is a TON of these matches were at a gym on open mats and the overwhelming majority are 2 rounders (which we don't count towards TUF fighter's records) . Some of them were LITERALLY not even MMA, they were Pankration matches on these squishy mats and there's like two 5 min breaks between rounds where they scrub the mats with towels to clean the sweat and khabib and the opponent just chill on the ground and rest lol
An gun wont hepl yuo against police or goverment with tanks
>I KILL EVERYBO-woah woah is that a gun? what the fuck is wrong with you man?this shit remains the funniest part of strickchad Vs cumshot saga.
>>158364840And you're totally cool with rolling those dice every single day until something does?
I'm REALLY good with dice.
>>158364852>won't help yousure they will. ask any militia or army in the world
Khabib married his woife
>>158364854Strickland had an answer for anything Khamzat could have tried.
Imagine volks brain in goobeys body
>>158358137Nah. Wholesome
>>158364852I doubt being unarmed would improve your odds much either
>>158364852cancucks are not human
>>158364905Osama also had tanks and jets from soviets thoughbeit.
Good luck getting tanks across the Everglades.
>>158364912cancuck is making a gun grabber argument, because he's a cancuck it's not actually an argument about whether a militia beats a military in an armed conflict
when they fbi comes for sneed he'll bravely defend his mom's swamp hovel with his .22
Damn bro is sending federal agents after me now?
Spammy sure has a lot of leverage for a dude living off foodstamps
ain't your "bro", guy
none of you would sign the papers to fight on brandrisk jussa buncha jesters
>>158364905Lol you arent arabs. Youre an bunch of phdicaly and mentally inept whites
Yea bro we are like the kurdsNo yuo are likely an retards covered in tatoo
>>158364962You aren't even white? Bruh.
Hit the road dude
faggots that want to ban a kick are the same faggots crying about guns. neck
>>158364962ahhhhhh my apologies rajesh, ill call you jeet instead of cancuck how bout thatand your people are a bunch of manlets who have a weaker grip strength than a western woman
>>158364992
>>158364992>>158365002>Person pretending to be crazy runs into somebody pretending to be sane
Gane?
What does this title represent? It means you're the best in the world. And if you're the best, it doesn't matter who is standing in front of you. What do I say? No? Never. Let's do this!
>>158365081heeminder he said this before fighting MOICANO lmfaooooooo
watch Prates lose to Morales and go on a 8-fight skid like Tony. in true Dagestani fashion, he’ll duck a fighter who ended up being washed
>>158365088tony actually showed signs of being washed in the pettis fight and was 36 when he took a beating from gaethjewhat are you SAYING mahn
What's next for volk is what I wanna knowHope it's garf. That's the 2nd beat retirement scenario next to laying his gloves down on the Whitehouse octagon
>>158365088That’s Ilia, b. Prates will keep on heeming until his karma caughts up with him, like Peon, Usmeng and Meng.
Volk will heem both Movsar and Lerone and then retire while Sisslam ducked both Prates and MoralesI know who my goat is
>>158365151Real shit.
>>158365151they're not giving him lerone m8 he'll be fighting jean silva
Fuck Powerslap, that's pussy shit. Dana needs to start a run-it-straight league, right the fuck now.
im just gonna say it, volks resume is honestly pretty fuckin shit
>>158365187paralyzed that punk
>>158365187Holy kino.
Combat Sports?
I am a nofap warrior and you will not conquer me, demon
was /heem/ always faggoted? can any /heem/ oldheads confirm this?
>>158365253It was unironically worse before lol. OG spammy makes our current spammy look like the sanest person ever.
>>158365261damn, sounds rough. thanks unc.
Bro aint taking his movdaddy losing very well Im afraid...
>>158365274Needn’t do me like that b
>>158357775>Mosvar vs Volkanovski>Petr Yan vs EvloevCrazy how all 4 of them are either Russian or from former USSR territories. Are Eastern Europeans just BVLLs and more powerful than other men?
>>158365253if you really want to know, search the word "zilch" on 4plebs
>>158365281Not really
Theres this mma thread on 4chan that I've been going to since they opened.
>>158365281You need population + genetics + fighting culture. USA, Brazil, and Russia dominates because they have all three
yea.
>>158365284what the hell am i looking for im just seeing guys using zilch in regular contexts
Straight from the underworld, comin' for the underground Motherfuckers better watch out for them hell hounds
>>158365233Type shit.
Gonna stay up late posting on 4chan? Sure mate, bet thats gonna improve your life.
wait this isnt gay porn this is scat pornand some gay scat porn
>>158365347Shit nigguh
>>158365313https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/zilch/page/30/this guy was some pedo that used to dox random heem users and spam gay/scat/tranny porn on the daily for HOURS and also he had beef with some fat janny from bloodyelbow who he would constantly schizopost about. hopefully he's six feet under now.
>>158365353Huh thats unusual, I've called spammy a zilch a couple of times but had no idea that used to be one of his phrases.
>>158365223There's literally nothing stopping you from looking like this.
>>158365353of course he's from australia
Time truly is a flat circle.
>>158365359Well there's my lack of porn addiction for one
wait he was using multiple IPs? nevermind FUCK he wasnt from australia
>my 7" cockPo' lil Sneedy never stood a chance...
>>158365380Yeah dude, you never noticed those canadian and british flags who post exactly the same faggot babble and constantly say "excellent post" to each other?
harrison vs nunes is one of the biggest fights of all time... yet it's a comain?
>>158365360Why are Australians like this?
Crazy to see Islam ducking. I suppose it isn't crazy. It is like when Khabib ducked Tony.
>>158365391i just glanced over page 31 in the link anon gave before i posted, then i clicked on another page and immediately realised.
How can you dox heem users lmao this is anonymous website.
>>158365033The kid is overreacting.SAD.
DJ is a racist nigga and replaced guru with a gay black
>>158365410Type shit, type shit.https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/154445817/#q154459644
>>158365413just be careful what personal information you share in here b there's crazies around
>>158365119That was also Tony's first fight back from tripping over the cable and tearing the LCL off the bone. It was like 6 months later.
>>158365408Or when Islam ducked Gamrot
>>158365431You have no proof he declined to fight Gamrot
>>158365420Mighty mice...
>>158365424You afraid of some retarded losers on 4chan?
(no offence)
>>158365449brother you go radio silent whenever someone brings up your AGP
>>158365458What the hell is that?
>>158365462you sucked a bbc shemale nigguh wtf
>>158365482Turn your monitor on dude
>>158365482>implying it was only once
>>158365486the streets don't forget
>alcoholic featherweight on short notice? yes brazza i fite anyone anywhere>chainsmoking welterweight on 4 months notice? no no brazza i have injury for 8 months pls dana
Insane how many of his posts have imprinted on you.
>>158365502>i have injuryhe's not injured and he didn't even try to make that excuse, he's openly admitting to ducking so they flush each other and get another contender out of the wayanyone else would have been stripped
>>158365521Making them fight each other while he cycles roids is pretty based ngl
Brazza Khabib told me 2027 have special 12 month long Ramadan, you know dis
>>158365539Zero chance fatso khabib is pushing for an extended ramadan
ew it replied to me
>>158365521>anyone else would have been strippedstrickland is currently threatening to leave the sport because he doesn't want to fight the #1 contender
>>158365544muzzies eat more during ramadan than during normal months, they pig out every night for iftar
>>158365555that's not true he just wants to be paid morehe's also been injured and hasn't officially been offered a fight yet
>>158365563you have zero understanding of how elite athletes eat so please stfu
>>158365563yea they're stupid as hell
>>158365571Care to elaborate?
>>158365567cope. he even said he wants to finish his contract at 205 (because he doesn't want to fight Imavov obviously). he ran away from him at the PI with his tail between his legs. if Islam tweeted something like this you'd be in a frenzy.
