Praise him
gay faggots post below this line________
Sometimes I’ll just have a sleep because i have nothing else to do
the alf meetuphope none of you losers weren't invited
>>158381159hope these lads are all thriving and have hot sexy wifes who bug them about starting a family
>>158381159you just know middle green day shirt guy thinks he is the coolest and leader of the group
>>158381167he looks just like me
>>158381167why wouldnt he? who do you think is more alpha than him in that photo?
>>158381159i wonder what their game of choice wasthinking runescape lads
Are all guys secretly gay? How come “straight” blokes get gay in prison?
>>158381195theres not really any difference between a mans bumhole and a womans bumhole
>>158381194obviously CS:GO lads
>>158381206Huh really made me think
>>158381210>2012 or laterplease, this picture has 2007-08 all over it
Every bloke should fuck another bloke at least once just to try it
>>158381218CS:S then
Every man should have a taste of power before he's through.
>>158381159In my friendship group and in general I was second from the left
>>158381159alright. which one of these blokes has the most potential to have sexual success in his 20s?assuming some level of glow-up
American high school and college seems like an absolute blast desu. One thing I’m jealous about in regards to them
>>158381238The 'secretly in the closet and sensitive' one?
>>158381248Unironically far right Just needs some better fashion choices and has decent hair length which has a lot of potential.
>>158381235nothing like the power of fucking another bloke in his arse. i must be the most powerful man in collingwood then
>>158381263you just know he was the smartest in the group also
>>158381258Not gay, but the secretly sensitive one yes
>>158381248far rightalthough would say centre green day shirt was the first to pash and finger and probably root a girl
The Big Brother this year has the lispy poofter voice again
>>158381248i'm going to say adidas if he can sort out his self-confidence issues
>>158381159the simple times
shut the fuck up ftasperg
>>158381295must be the same guy that does the arc
>perth steamworks shown to me in my instagram feedfuck suck everything is leaking
>>158381379Sorry kid you're gay.
>>158381379sucks to be you. i get sexy girls in bikinis, one pieces and lingerie because i don't browse or write about gay shit
crazy that most people you see in day to day life have passionate sexual intercourse regularly
>>158381379I'm getting a load of chunky girls changing outfits and they all start in their undies. My fat fetish is intensifying
>>158381406yep love looking through my search feed and getting clips of girls getting dressed 'ootd'
>>158381401crisp me at the bus stop at 3pm
>>158381393mine is sorority girls dancing in front of their girlie house
bought a ps5 slim and gta 6 preorder today ladssaved the cenno for a couple of months, snug times ahead
actually one time after prolonged hsgf chat on alf my ig feed showed me an ad for an underwear brand for teen girls.
>>158381429meta isn't aware of what you're discussing in alf unless youre reading the posts aloud
>>158381437sure they aren't fuckerberg
>>158381428your parents wont be impressedthis might cost you a tafe application
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/v5zTHdiTpRkkino
>>158381429what did you end up buying, and out of 10, how does your arse look in a g-banger, officer?
>>158381379This is what you get for using instagram Instagram is for women and gays
>>158381446get tafe free, got a summer of cricket and comfy gta coming up not really looking for work right now
fuck i miss being on cenno
>>158381429S-s-share the link?
*bangs rock*wow look at all the spiders scurry out
>>158381517i dont remember what it was. it was a while ago. you'll have to search for girls undies on your preferred search engine
>>158381533Nice try. Not falling for that trap mate
Going to have a night off the melatonin, worried I am becoming addicted
every time i drink iced coffee i get the urge to do a big poo within 10 minutesnever happens with black coffee, cappuccino, macchiatto, latte, flatwhite or that's that me espesso
>Former AFL star Daniel Stewart died suddenly aged 37 on Friday after suffering a medical episode, the gym he co-owns reportedly told memberssafe and effective
>Poh and Meaghan Markle to host masterchef kids filming in melbournereckon a couple of posters here will be pleased and/or locked up for its duration
>>158381159They defs spent half the day wrestling and playing stacks on and shit
>>158381558how much bbc porn are you watching, Sam?
>>158381610nerd fags
>>158381603>and Meaghan Markle
>>158381238Look at the way he has his arms around his friends shoulders, I think he’s more comfortable than he looks
>>158381558Didn’t do much for me, OTC sleeping tablets work well enough though
>Servings per pack: 6But I ate all 6 servings in one shot
>>158381649Reckon he’s consciously trying to seem normal and totally not uncomfortable with human contact and accidentally overdoing it
>>158381652Those things put me in a weird asleep but awake at the same state, very uncomfortable
Can I get some help? I have a cock up my arse
>>158381669Good for weird vivid dreams though if you’re into that
went a bit too fast with the wine over dinner, put away the cider that i had lined up. unfortunately, i am sober enough to know better
>>158381694Pull it on out then champ!
If I were mute, my handwriting would be so aesthetic
>>158381659Crisp
>>158381708only poofs drink wine
>>158381752This is simply not true. /afl/ is a winebibbing community
>>158381694based nrl players dog
>>158381708scull it mate then drill the mizzo in the shower
yeah mate just drill the fucking whore
>>158381773fucking kek
fucking stick your cock up her cunt the filthy slut
>>158381792Crisp Nick Blakey
wish i had a gf bumhole to lick
>cookie>movie>baggie>ickyAmericans talk like literal children
being followed look around it's only my shadow creep'n on the ground
>>158381850and that's the way i like it and that's the way i like it
Just fucking stop oil
>>158381888This but unironically
>>158381850deep man wow fuckin faggot cunt shatter your fuckin jaw pseud tryhard cunt
>>158381900what are you wearing right now my saucy little slut?
>>158381786shitpost>>158381792>>158381805schizo rapist
>>158381905Watching Kill Bill on SBS?
Just fucking stop toilBecome NEET
What do tradies do during the off season with no footy or footy shows to watch
I’m levitating
>>158381911I've never seen kill bill because I'm not interested in female protagonists
>>158381918work
>>158381932Crazy how you have multiple boards to post politics on but you post it here
>>158381924I get it.
>>158381918Bum each other season innit?
>>158381939It’s not politics, Mason Cox of the Fremantle Football Club is a yank fuckwit
david warner looks like hes on a baby high chair
>>158381951>Mason Cox of the Fremantle Football Club is a yank fuckwiThe post goes on about the American revolution, you know the event that happened over 200 years before Mason was born?
>>158381967Does not Mason Cox, the American, play in the AFL?
actually he’s an american-australian
>>158381996What’s the difference between an american-australian and an australian-american?
If you don't have a car and you're walkingOh, yes, son, I'm talking to youIf you live at home with your mommaOh, yes, son, I'm talking to you
shut the fuck up fucking faggot
might go and play with my bum (finger it)
>>158382008I gotta car I gotta big black shiny carMaybe tonight we can go for a ride?
Do you blokes support Thomas Sewell and his White Australia party?
>>158382049>I gotta big black shiny car>Maybe tonight we can go for a ride?Oh boy, sure thing! We can - oh wait… You said “car.” Never mind.
>>158381900Paranoid of people and it's starting to show one guy that I can't shake over my shoulder is a big mistake
>>158382071That would be illlegal
life's going so great that i post thesehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvHcwuo1-RA
>>158381924You sexist arsehole
>>158382281This picture is hilarious
Kill Bill is brilliant
fuck my arse
>>158381572this is me but in reverse.can drink iced coffee but hot coffee gives me an instant imminent dockies.
>>158382021lol just saw this, its apparently real, on sports tonight
cannot wait for my coffee tomorrow morning
>>158382281i can absolutely guarantee this guy's name is either craig, dave or mick
>>158382367Crisp
i need a FUCKEN smokeif i don't have a dart soon i will PUNCH SOME CUNT IN THE HEAD
>>158382379Looks like a Keith or Robbo to me.
I am right on the edge of abandoning all hope.
J I G A B O O
1. Nick Daicos2. Marcus Bontempelli3. Luke Jackson4. Zak Butters5. Nick Watson6. Will Ashcroft7. Errol Gulden8. Jordan Dawson9. Nasiah Wanganeen-Milera10. Max Gawn11. Kysaiah Pickett12. Harris Andrews13. Isaac Heeney14. Bailey Smith15. Josh Treacy16. Izak Rankine17. Caleb Serong18. Shai Bolton19. Ed Richards20. Logan Morris21. Charlie Curnow22. Sam Walsh23. Lachie Neale24. Jai Newcombe25. Zac Bailey
>>158381159Far left was the super fat guy in his class. Wouldn't even raise an eyebrow nowadays.
retard
>>158382445Face it. Nothing as funny as the 2026 Grand Final will ever happen again.
dumb cunt
platoon is better than apocalypse now
you are a dead cunt.
lol
i know everything about you.
>>158385310this is a maladolescenza genny
your days are numbered.
am i a calendar? lol
No reason for me to stay breathing. Just a waste of space, nobody will miss me.
the person you are working for has kids and they are in danger.
good post king
welcome to country
>>158386436You know it smell crazy in there
>>158386436at least we're not speaking mandarin
>>158386436It's 1346 -1353 all over again
I've gone down the philosophy rabbit hole and now I don't know if anything actually exists, even myself
Good morning alf
>>158387013>I don't know if anything actually exists, even myselfsays who?
>>158385310Shoulda stuck to "lol" posting kid.
>>158387119'morn 'spack
the 2oth team will be in WA. the afl are planting the seeds for it now. Perth or Mandurah based with some games in Bunbury.they will probably announce it in 2030 after the devils have had time to settle for a 2032 or 33 start
>>158387346NT rejected again. I truly wanted the pressure cooker stadium in the middle of the wet season and everyone getting steamed but drinking full strength beers woulda been kino crowd reactions.
>>158387013you wont exist by the time in finished with you iykwim haha
>>158387346Did you make this all up in your head buddy?
>>158381159the lads
thinking about having sex with my mates old girl
>>158387422Could bundle NT up with the Sun's or WA3, just too small a population to stand on its own
port will miss the 8 next tear
>Second dreamtime game at Perth during NAIDOC week>Both Richmond and Essendon to play a second Perth game against the local teams the following weekGuys, I think the WAFL is trying to take over the VFL
My prediction for next season is that dream time games will be a commercial flop and everyone will boo the welcome to centrelink.
>welcome to centrelink
kek
racistr.
backwards fuckhead dosgshit trud eating brainworm homophobve
they really think 50k sandgropers will turn up to watch two dogshit teams from melbourne at the arse end of the ladder kek
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH IOM GOING INSANSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>158388256this but welcome to custody iykwim haha
>>158388419appliied for bail yet mate brendan nugent
im so anrgy i going for a drive around the kirribilli area to calm down
>>158388455you did notify your boss's favourite shabbos goyim right lad
>>158388197brave and stunning prediction i also predict richmond will miss the 8
>thinking richmond will miss the 8 when we have merrett and butterstop caz
r u ok tignig?
>>158388524>we have merrett and butters>weWhich player are you?
HAHAHAHAH hahahaha HAHAHAHAHAHA YWAH MATE GOOD ONE HAHAHAHAHAHA YEAH MATE THATS A SICK JOKE HAHAHAHA YEHA MATE NEVER HEADR THAT ONE BEFORE AYCUNT HAHAHAHAH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA FRUCKING SICKING MATE HAHAHAHA YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH GOOD ONE
some people not taking Hump day too well
>Not a single mention about the piss-weak 3.5 earthquake last nightSleepyheads
time to wank to questionable things
>>158388902this but also in questionable places*be's waiting at bus stop**be's opening /gif/*
nothing wrong with catching the bus
I wouldn't be caught dead on a bus
>>158388985nobody asked you lol
>>158388990origin/rep coaches should not be active club coaches
>>158389034I agree, unless it's my teams coach, then it's ok
>>158389034i agree with this sentiment. only freshly sacked coaches should be the state coaches.
>>158388994Imagine placing your alliegence on the side of some bus riding loser. Done with you all
>>158389051there is no need to be upset, there is plenty of room on the bus for you too.
>>158389067based average citizen talking to rosa parks iykwim haha
>spiked hailstonesGod hates Queersland.
>A man accused of faking injury and lodging a fraudulent compensation claim after the Bondi Beach terror attack is being held in Sydney immigration detention and is facing deportation from the country.
>>158389349Heaven forbid a migrant try to get ahead in this world smdh
>>158389535well they should've learned to shoot better then.
>>158389349>he was granted bailnice try there micky.
>>158389349>is facing deportation from the country.to israel?
>>158389674the guys not being deported, hes on bail.
>>158389692don't care, was he facing being deported there?typical of them to make fraudulent claims about being victims of shoahs
>gota a devils threesome>in my mind>>158389747i dont uhderstand what you're asking, the guy mkade a fraudulent claim that he was injured during the event, investigatuions showed he wasnt so he's been arrested for making a false claim for compo. whether he's jewish or indian or a white guy of native birth isnt mentioned but on the whole, if its a citizen of israel or india on a visa and they do a heckin naughty, they dont tend to get bail.
We wont be beaten no moreWe’ll win the game againNo more excuses, no, noWe’ll kick the winning scoreA hundred points or moreTasmaniaIs the best Come here, you'll never go'Cause it's true what they sayThe Devils are better you know (Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
>>158389832Well there's a big big soundFrom the south of the landIt's the sound of the mighty devilsYou feel the ground a-shakingThe other teams are quakingIn their boots before the devilsWe take the longest stridesAnd the highest leapWe're stronger than the restWe're the team call Tasmanian DevilsWe're the biggest and the bestAnd we will never surrenderWe'll fight until the endWe're greater than the restAnd respected by our foes
>>158389969I unironically think using the kylie song as a basis is a surefire way to get shortlisted https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tto_nmsND_o
>>158390033
>>158389034Agreed, rekon it should be assistants or coaches pushing for a senior spot.
still think they should have been called the Port Arthur Pistols
more like the russell hill inside jobs iykwim haha
>>158390706who?
>>158390706The Sex (with your cousin) Pistols
>>158390706>dudes face as he type this out
My favourite animal? The humble grasshopper
>>158390864thats not an animal its an insect
>>158390864based murchison-toolamba fan iykwim haha
>>158389303these new ooshies look lit
>>158390805there is literally nothing wrong with that you sexphobic shithead
>>158390876You must feel like a right idiot
>>158390864for me it's cock iykwim haha
>>158390989>ai resultyeah because thats always right /s
>>158391012whoa, my SARCASM meter just became an ORGASM detector! Like Tha Kween Oprah says, everybody gets UPVOOOOOTES
>>158391264great post m8, top stuff
I like how the /s for solidarity is catching on.
Australians are not funny, they only know how to mock others.
go back
>almost 3pmgarn westfield lads*waits at bus stop*
footy?
yes there's plenty of legal footies at westfield iykwim haha
>>158391658watch it it's funnythat said i did post it in the wrong thread
>>158391595Australians are funnier than whatever parasite basketcase country you come from
>>158391511does labelling all your reaction images take a long time? I understand that being a 4chan personality is extremely time consuming, and whilst your efforts are greatly appreciated, do you not think that the thumbnail alone would be adequate, without needing to label it as such?
>>158391713England? Certainly not, and there is no argument.
God I wish I had a one syllable english surname
>>158391752no but steven name
>>158391752crisp janath subaranimaniumaniam
>>158391786meant for>>158391750
>>158391739thats just the name of the file I downloaded from google images
>>158391750You're English are you? If you think Johnny Vegas is the height of comedy, then no. If you're referring to Fawlty Towers, The Goon Squad, Monty Python. Black Books etc then that England is long gone. the tl;dr is suck my knob, you're wrong
>>158391752t. William Penisbottom
>>158391683so many yummy mummies around, some even with casual footy merch on corrr
>>158391825you purposely went to google images, typed in fortnite reaction images,or some shit, and posted it? so when I do a hash search it wont have been posted here before? because the odds of that would be infinitesimal. thats the story youre going with?
>>158391880>media 'from above' is the only gauge for humouran interesting argument. obviously weak as piss, but interesting nonetheless.
>>158391965Ive posted it a few times, its in my reactions folder on my phone
reporters get the rope
There is a serious lack of frogs in this thread and its making me uncomfortable
>>158391978that goes for your generalisation that Australians aren't funny. you're always welcome to fuck off to your funny country too, btw.
>>158391991nice doxxing m8
>>158392056
>>158391978post an ex of whats funny. I googlr british comedian and it's all indian dudes or johnny vegas
>>158392032two very different arguments mate, and australians remain unfunny. not a personal/identity attack, just an observation
>English>in /afl/>in the off seasonway to out yourself as ugly backpacker with no friends
>>158391595
You know what really grinds my gears?
>>158391999fucking THIS
>>158391892for me it’s highpoint, and it’s not the mummies i’m interested in…
>>158391892haha yeah the milfs are definitely why i'm at westfield right now
>>158392540>>158392541the singularity of /afl/
Who's less competent at their job: jannies or umps?
How do you guys pronounce 'mall'?>maell>mawll>mahll>mull
>>158392690jannie deleted a thread about an indian swimmer yesterday for offtopic so idk>>158392695mall mostly
>>158392695I’ve never said that word so I don’t know
>>158385310trvuke
>>158392695It's called a shopping centre you fucking yank
>>158393122Uh oh, one poster isn't going to like this.
>>158393122onya Jado
I imagine all these aflw whores have tradie boyfriends that allows them to accept a 60k a year funjob with a 5 year shelf life at best
>>158393220*NRL boyfriends
I love the Shopping Centre’s Balls on Rundle Shopping Centre
>>158393220More like bulldyke tradie girlfriends. 95% of the aflw is lesbian. Not even exaggerating. It's a dykefest.
>>158393268Why did you reply to your own post?
Who were the Crows robbed right in front of?A. MeB. You
>>158393285I didn't.
>>158393220a lot of them live with their parents
>I didn't.
>>158393357me i do
>>158393544Fair go, mate. He proved you wrong.
>>158393544Seething.
>>158393717>>158393731samefag
>>158393220They were literally crying for more money RIGHT after the inaugural season and got it. fucking money sink league.
I feel bad for Ben Carroll having to come in with a few months to try to fix up the mess that the gruesome twosome left us in after 12 years, but he is quite frankly unelectable
>>158394036He's cut from the same cloth as those two. He deserves nothing but ridicule.
cailee spaeny
I'll be seriously disappointed if you lot vote for LNP or ON
>>158394095LAB going right at the bottom of the ballot with only the greens and any other Labor vote funnels above them.
>>158394130crisp
>>158394095>>158394130>>158394187good goys
It’s actually insane how Melbourne went from being one of the best cities in the world to an unliveable hellhole in just 12 years under Labor
>>158394310Based murdoch media consuming boomer
>>158394214>>158394330how much are they paying you mate?
soijackanon has really fallen off his game
>>158394310Yeah it’s totally the state governments fault that hundreds of thousands of third worlders are imported into Melbourne every year
>>158393052>pall mall
>>158394379Why do you think so many of the "thousands of third worlders are imported into Melbourne every year" choose to stay there?
>>158394430For the coffee, the graffiti and the culture
>>158394379Ironically correct. The Federal Government controls im/migration and who enters the country. The States have virtually no say or power in this.>>158394430They have no means to go elsewhere either by financial or Federal restrictions.
>>158394456>They have no means to go elsewhere either by financial or Federal restrictions.If you look into it you'll find the Victorian government is very accomodating to immigrants in terms of benefits offered. Regardless it's only the tip of the iceberg. State has been terribly governed for over a decade and the open level of corruption the current government has engaged has just further polarised voters.
>>158394530Okay, but they have virtually no control over who/how many arrive - that's a Federal issue.
>>158394553Granted but they've been responsible for attracting and keeping a significant portion of arrivals. As I said it's only the tip of the iceberg for voters.
Remember when Hoyney said it would be a 1 in 100 chance for Lions to win the premiership with their defensive profile?
theres hardly any russians in australia
>>158394657yeah and that's a big problem
dadberg is so performative and melodramatic when he's ill with his "look at me woe is me give me pity" shit and making a big song and dance about it, sick of it
>>158394657Girl who rejected me a few months back was from a russian family who emigrated here 2 decades ago.
if australia had an influx of five million russian girls of breeding age our problems would be solved
wogs can play footy too
>>158394713crisp bugchaser
>>158394713Guarantee you women would become staunchly and violently anti-immigration if the only people being brought in were young Russian women.
>>158394725The best two players in the comp at the moment are wogs
Women want sudos with BBCs, men want beautiful Ukrainian girls, nobody wants indians
How does this gimp keep failing upwards
>>158394759>Women want sudos with BBCporn-brained coomer with zero grasp on reality
>>158394743yeah instead they're super for it when it's indian men for some reason
>>158394777Yeah righto
watching the news last night and the latest chris brown trial was the story on. they interviewed a woman who said she was a single mother and her daughter fully supported him. daughter was half black.
>>158394793she* and her daughter
any news reader who smacks their lips and inhales sharply before talking should die
>>158394786They're not competing with Indian men for anything.
i am incandescent with rage
>>158393122
>>158393122Hang on she looks a bit like...
>>158394876...my wife
>>158393122How many penises has her vagina enveloped?
>>158394725that small fwd on the middle right is a koksal baba, knew he looked familiar.
>>158394943>>158394725and that's kai lohman on the right above the black suit guy
For some reason women liking bigger dicks is always frowned upon. You like what you like. Don’t be ashamed about that or let anyone invalidate that by saying it’s the same experience as with a smaller dick. No it’s not. I like them bigger. I’ve had enough experiences to know what I like. I also like a little pain with sex so that’s a big contributing factor.I’ve never shamed anyone for having a smaller penis nor have I turned down an experience because so. Unfortunately it’s not easy to tell what a man has until the pants come off. Just gotta work with what you have in the moment. Lol.
>>158395005polspergs real quiet since this trvke dropped
>redditjak poster is making garbage posts again
>>158395031this is real life to you, isn't it? all the personalities you think up and interact with are here are as real as you or me or your mum or anyone, realer than me in fact yeah?
>>158382754That's honestly not bad. Needs more defenders but I guess they never make these lists and aside from Andrews there's not too many standouts.
>>158395084this guy >>158395031 is a small penis having-defender, will he do?
I lost interest in females when I turned 18 and couldn't get hsgfs anymore
who the fuck is reporting posts you need an uppercut cunt
>>158394869kek>>158395116that's what you get for posting about swimming on a sports board mate
hi :3
you blokes doing anything for diwali?
>>158395116persecution complex manifest, get a grip you knob.
>>158394869>i am le gay>oh wait no i actually like dick!why are women like this?
>>158395128you probably want to post that in the jannies icq chat.
>>158395128Just the usual
>>158395128>>158395133sex mostly>>158395139crisp van of peace driver
>>1583827541. Nick Daicos2. Luke Jackson 3. Marcus Bontempelli4. Will Ashcroft5. Nick Watson6. Errol Gulden7. Nasiah Wanganeen-Milera8. Isaac Heeney9. Zak Butters 10. Harris Andrews 11. Max Gawn12. Jordan Dawson13. Josh Treacy14. Kysaiah Pickett15. Izak Rankine16. Charlie Curnow17. Ed Richards18. Bailey Smith 19. Logan Morris20. Caleb Serong21. Sam Walsh22. Lachie Neale 23. Zac Bailey24. Brody Grundy25. Jai New Combe
>>158395133dunno why you linked to me, I have no idea who she is, what her sexual orientation is and what youre on about basically.
>>158395133Literally every lesbian is a good dicking/strong father figure away from being a normal, straight woman.
>>158395116Based on what they report on /sp/ at least one of the mass-reporters is Indian.
>>158395144grow up idiot
>>158395124xo
>>158395155explain why you tagged me? what growing up do I need to do YOU FUCKWIT
>>158395131or what
>tagged fuck off zoomer
>>158395153pm sent
>>158395169youre such a lil bitch. tell others to grow up then runs away doing the 'no u!" hiding behind his mum.
>>158395153vicpol sent for hate speech
>>158395178clown
>>158395178he's not me retardsounds like you are battling multiple peopleyou might be the fuckwit champ
can anyone explain why despite having lots of sex and you think its boring and nothing special that you continue to seek it out?
>>158395188sometimes its about the chase and unlocking sex with a new character rather than the act itself
>>158395188You're biologically hardwired to desire sticking your dick in moist holes but by raw chemical sensations it's only roughly equivalent to playing video games while eating junk food. If your dopamine receptors are fried it probably seems boring by comparison to other things you do.
