WHY ARE GERMANS LIKE THIS.
Why do you let away fans watch their team? We don't do that in GERMANY.
>>158388838WAS STEHT AN JEDER ECKERED BULL VERRECKE
Walking to the stadium? We don't do that in GERMANY anymore.
>>158388838In the NHL the Nashville Predators do essentially the exact same thing.That's why it looks like picrel.
>>158389212That’s a decent size crowd though. Most of the seats are filled. I’ve watched some MLB games and majority of seats are empty
Can someone explain where the "we don't do that in GERMANY" jokes started? I've seen it outside of 4chan a lot. Is this something Germans really say?
>>158389997Saying "We don't do that in Germany" is something we don't do in Germany
>>158389997My new job has a German division. I met the first Germans of my life this month not counting an exchange student I knew in high school.The first one on his first day pronounced my American coworker's name like he was ordering food at Oktoberfest and informed me that's how it would be pronounced in Germany.The second one I met the next day. Windows shit the bed on her bluetooth headset and she informed me they don't have IT problems in Germany.>>158390701No shit, because you're in Germany.
>>158389997i too would like to know, i think the meme is hilarious and save every variation of it
>>158389997I don't know where it started, but I think it is indeed true that some people here have some bewilderment about some things in other countries and will cockily assume that a comparison with Germany is necessary and helpful for their own worldview. Ironically, I think the ones doing it are usually our leftliberal people, the ones who reject nationalism in any form but have ridiculously high moral standards when it comes to things like ecology. Americans may get the brunt of that due to these people not liking Trump and being very vocal about it, thereby leading to Americans creating that meme. That is my theory at leastBut in general, I think it's not really representative, and I think it's fair to say that we are a relatively reserved people. Not every comparison is this smug "why don't you do it like us, huh?" thing, every country has smug retards and every country has (way more) people who will make comparisons based on what they know from their home when encountering something newAs such, I find the meme quite annoying, but that's to be expected if you're at the butt of it and see it a dozen times a day, and that's precisely why you use it, and now you will use it on me
>>158389666That's a fairly small attendance for a Bundesliga match, I'd say? The main reason why Buyern Munich wins the league every year is because the team "lasts" so long, and the other teams don't have very much density.I wouldn't WANT to win a Domestic Treble every year, but I if I wanted to win a Ballon D'Or, I could easily.
>>158388838>The club had to call in social workers to remove the blockadefinally, a use for social workers.
>>158388838Cringe shit, it's just entertainment
>>158391929meds
>>158389997liamcarps
>>158391654>thereby leading to Americans creating that meme.I imagined that the meme was created by other Euros, like in an /int/ thread where one German anon said it and someone replied with the reaction image, or someone's experience either touring in Germany or with German tourists in a greentext story. This meme couldn't have been made by most Americans because it feels like it was made by someone who interacted with Germans in person several times, it just feels personal.
>>158391929heh
>>158392066nah this goes against RB Leipzig specifically, who should not be allowed to exist at all in the eyes of many, especially fans from traditional clubs with a storied history like RW Essen
>>158388838Heh.Top tier banter.
>>158388838Because they're true fans, god bless them.
>>158388838>social workersWhy didn't they call a builder?Did they make a report on how the bricks were feeling and refer them to talking therapy?
>>158389997/int/
>>158388838RB Leipzig customers deserve it
will the jeetnadian ever stop seething about pedestrians? bit racist ngl
>>158388838this is some shit you'd see in a 00s teen comedy where it's the last day of senior year
>>158389997/int/ where OP is from aswell I guess. You have to be retarded to think ultra/hooligan culture is a German only thing.
>>158388838Absolutely based.
>>158388838Artificial hate
>>158395549I think it's a bad translation and they meant something like community service
>>158388838>draussenSwiss false flag
>>158389997The meme is like a year old at this point. Its real, Germans say in germany all the time because no one thinks of germany when making broad statements as the default is britian and america
>>158396617???
>>158396703Aren't you guys the ones who spell it that way? I'm pretty sure Germans spell it "draußen".
>>158397129Double ss is common in casual written German and advertisement
>>158389997It's literally the only answer with a retarded stare and autistic rage you get from every single gemran expat when you explain to him how things work.>we don't do that in germany, why can't your country be more civilized as germany blablablabla
>>158389997It's always been a fairly well-known cliché that Germans want everything done their way, and anything else just baffles them.
>>158388838oh no, why anybody think about that 5-6 poor supporters of the red bull
>>158396617>>158397791yeah, because the ẞ as a capital letter was only introduced recently so a lot of all caps texts just opted for the SS insteadbut yes, as far as I know the Swiss Germans don’t use the ß at all
>>158388838Can you tell me how can you be strong and competitive without money? >muh plasticSo, only teams from big cities are allowed to have weathy owners and sponsors?
>>158398437>strong and competitive Ultras don't care about that. They prefer to play their local rivals in the 6th division over having some stranger own the club.
>>158398437RB Leipzig isn't automatically disliked because "they have money", they are disliked for being a very blatant marketing tool for Red Bull, and for being an exception to 50+1, which all other clubs have to adhere to (and fans mostly want that) while RBL snuck around it via various loopholes and some lobby work. Especially since they are part of a multi-club network where RB clubs give each other players under favorable conditions. It's just not what fans want to seeTheir rather empty and very quiet stadium (unless it's a big game) annoys people, and they used to advertise themselves the ones to develop East German talent and become a real factory for young players - but they basically only buy 10 French-African players every yearDon't expect other football fans to clap like seals for such a franchise arriving and taking a spot in the Bundesliga. Sure, many ultras are cringe by default, but RB Leipzig is indeed hard to like
>>158397791>>158398400Interesting. Thanks for the info, Brüder.
>>158388838>TodayThis implies that Germans have their bulls inside their bedroom the rest of the 364 days of the year
>>158388838i played a fifa career mode with rot weiss essen once, i like them now
>>158399006As an Aachen fan, I now consider you my enemyBut I respect it
>>158399232This year we are going up, au hur!