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Early?
Either way, Stella says never doubt Vancouver. Sorry Dorks.
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stella is stupid and i don't respect her
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why doesn't macklin simply coach the team himself?
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F L A M E S
L
A
M
E
S
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cringe is this real pacific hours?
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>>158395013
What was his plan?
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>>158395000
He’s not bright enough
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>>158395046
he can just tape some leds to his helmet
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>NY Rangers lost about $30.5 million during 2026 fiscal year and $23.3 mil in 2025, according to MSG Rangers' SEC filing. Rangers had $26.8 mill in profits in 2024. Company says "We are likely not to be profitable in the near term unless the Rangers make an extended playoff run."
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hockey team won drinkin beers listening to black sails in the sunset life is good
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>>158395093
that's just them using gary's accounting tricks to make it seem like they aren't making money when in reality they are making money
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>>158395093
The Jew York market shouldn’t have 3 nhl teams
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is backrooms any good or should i watch a classic
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zamn
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>>158395132
"With C"
It's almost like he's the captain or something.
Where can I find the "Without C" version
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>>158395111
why
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>>158395135
should have given them to stray alley cats to use as beds
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>>158395135
based sens
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>>158395151
Who was in the wrong?
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>>158395135
What the fuck is wrong with Sens fans. Do they not know basic jersey cleaning knowledge?
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>>158395156
carrier for being the first habs player bedard sees when he gets back up
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>>158395126
It’s mid. Mainly fanservice for Reinsve Renate gang
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knights won
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>>158395141
Can’t support all three
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>>158395166
Wow only after 3 losses in a row
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>>158395165
i don't have any idea what means bro but you've inspired me to watch something else thank you
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>>158395172
isn't every team struggling with attendance tho? obviously the rangers are nycs team. the isles are for the poor retards. the devils are in poo jersey
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>>158395174
>if you win you lose
kwab no milly
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>>158395181
There’s 20 million people who live within 30 miles of msg and they’re struggling for attendance. Also the devils are closer to msg than the islanders so I hate this much but they play in New Jersey shit. You know who else plays in New Jersey? The giants and jets.
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>>158394977
There isn't an AI edit of this with jeet workers?
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>>158395190
everyone knows that bro
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VERBEEK STATUS??
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>>158395192
Yeah but when you says “there’s three New York teams” retards assume you’re talking about Buffalo as the third one.
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>>158395194
killed that poor girl in bermuda
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>>158395197
interesting that you say that when i explicitly named the rangers, isles, and devils
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Gary bros….. what are we going to do about this?
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>>158395202
I’m talking about in general
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>>158395207
fair enough. i re-read your post and i can see what you meant!
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>>158395203
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I don’t know why the retards at money puck update the odds at 6:00 am now.
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I'm watching the highlights right now what the fuck happened to Anaheim's goal horn? Did they really went out of budget with Carlsson's contract?
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>>158395226
we don't watch the ducks who knows
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>>158395277
mine (skankinen) definitely is
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>>158395158
Have you ever actually smelled a Canadian up close without the maple scent to cover them up?
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beneath the maple... the gravy
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Any flames fans in the chat down to discuss the flames?
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>>158395308
maple gravy...
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>>158395309
no
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RETARD STATUS??
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>>158395013
Which era was that jersey's from? I don't remember the logo being tilted.
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>>158395111
They should have at least 6 teams. So should Florida and Texas, Arizona and California. In the future, these are the only places American will live in.
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>>158395589
Each nyc borough should have one
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>>158395304
people say we smell like a wet pile of leaves :(
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>>158395595
Change the name to NYHL, New York Hockey League.
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>>158395607
KWAB
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This will be the day that I die
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>>158395771
woat tune
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so i said bye bye misses bedard cutiepie
drove my rover from a sleepover but davidson texted me bye
and them ol' boys were in the group chat singin
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You now remember Colton Ellis
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>>158395304
>>158395607
Or the local Tim Horton's
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backrooms was gay i should've listened to that other anon
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>>158395949
backrooms has been gay since the day it was a /x/ copypasta
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>>158395975
yea but /x/ is cool. those schizos are based
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>it was 5-2 in the 3rd
Impressive comeback by the cantpucks, I bet Kippers was happy about that one
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can my boy fowler win the ROY? 46 save shutout is nothing to sneeze at
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>>158395135
He’s always been a scumbag
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Oilers better not be the ones to break the flames wining streak, please god
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>>158395298
Refs run this league
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>>158396125
His name was Denis wideman
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I've never seen a ref without skates so I'm not sure if they can run
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>>158396070
Drai will score on Flames I can feel it.
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Can’t wait to take a work marner
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>>158396157
he lost
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>>158396027
he needs to play ~40 games
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Devils won that game ;)
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WTF MIGHTY DUCKS HOW DID YOU LOSE THAT
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>>158396469
>Qu-ACK
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huomenta...My morning Tavares was a real battle earlier.....wasn't sure how it was gonna end up honestly. It was a huge fight...had to light some candles and sage afterwards and said a few prayers to ward off any more bad spirits
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>>158396249
Drei scores and my flames win
The perfect day :)
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imagine two pucks.......
heck, now imagine three
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the colorado/dallas/minnesota/utah first round matchup gonna go crazy
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Unironically rape Lou for trading a 1st instead of getting Ostlund or Lekkermakki.
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>>158395111
Then nobody should have a team
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>>158396373
he might well do that, dobes has turned into a pumpkin and half the league is knocking down our door for Sam Montembeault
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west
vancouver
seattle
portland
san jose
edmonton
calgary
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Helle was a whiny bitch that collapsed under pressure.

He wants to go to a place where he can hide in plain daylight, no one knows or cares who the fuck he is, and there's no pressure on him to win a Cup, because he turns into a Mr Sieve as soon as the playoffs start.

You can't convince me otherwise.
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>>158396899
central
utah
colorado
winnipeg
minnesota
st louis
chicago
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>>158396911
sounds like he'll thrive in nj
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>>158396912
mid-american
detroit
ottawa
pittsburgh
philadelphia
washington
buffalo
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HelleBros Im thinking we're back and that stinky Winnipeg is TOXIC
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8-4 > 4-5
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>>158396929
east
toronto
montreal
quebec
boston
new york
new york
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>>158396899
>>158396912
>>158396929
>>158396940
home/away x 23 for 46 games
then again with divisional opponents for 56
division winners get a bye
2v3 bo3
then 3 rounds bo7
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>Loserpig melties
>Dallas Saars disappeared
My Devils wouldn’t cause so much catastrophe itg if you people just accepted that we are playoffs bound and didn’t hoist yourselves on your own petards
>KEK HELLEBUYCK WANTED TO GO TO A CONTENDER AND HE ENDED UP ON THE DEVI“L”S LMAO
>CAN’T WAIT FOR MY STARS TO GIVE THOSE DEVI“L”S A REALITY CHECK! SCREENSHOT THIS!
Like just don’t do this and you won’t have to be publicly executed. Not hard
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>>158397030
Wolf bros we are back again
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>>158397044
Imagine bragging over 1 (one) November game
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>>158397084
It’s October
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>>158397030
Simpsons did it
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>>158397044
i was very pleased to see the debbies smacking the SAARS around
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>>158397182
I’m relieved because I was concerned what it would do to team morale if Hellebuyck lost his first game, and the Saars had just won their last five games. I wanted to wait until tonight to start him but fortunately it worked out even better that it was a win against such a hot team. Their confidence has to be through the roof
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>>158397101
Not in Russia
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Good morning, /hoc/.

>laffs
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FLAMES ARE GOING TO ANNIHILATE THE O*****S
FLAME ON
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>FLAME ON
Don’t say that.
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this guy can't take the HEAT
back away from ghe FLAME bro
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WHEN I SAY GO
YOU SAY FLAMES
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*dumps the puck in on a line change*
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>>158397386
>>158397411
>>158397441
Calgarians are creeps and murderers
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Flames/Habs SCF rematch would be fire :fireemoji:
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>>158397508
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>>158397515
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https://www.nhl.com/news/new-jersey-devils-dallas-stars-game-recap-october-27-2026
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HALP HOC IS ON FIRE SOMEONE PUT IT OUT
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*breaks stick on a one-timer*
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>>158397551
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>four games on a Wednesday
Thank You, Gary
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no darkin on the lice
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>>158397609
pls no
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Im a Flamer
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threads the drizzling shits
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tampa is lurking in the weeds of the standings
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If the devils 1-2 the stars and avs on back to back nights would the west be able to ever possibly recover
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>>158397628
home babbies
the luck will run out
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business idea: you install your own gas station hot dog roller in your house
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Maurice left Winnipeg, won cups with Florida; Ehlers left and won a cup in Carolina; now Helleubuck leaves; originally, Byfuglien just up and quit. And Laine left. Then Dubois. At the heritage classic they showed replays of the team in 2018, was sad to see really given the state of the team now. My thoughts are that PoMo, Ehlers, Helleubuyck know that the NHL business model is not conducive for Jets being successful in playoffs. Apparently, only teams in southern US can put together good rosters. Those franchises will not last without being successful, hockey is 4th or 5th in popularity in US. Politics, taxes, weather etc are just cover stories for why southern teams have better rosters, league profitability depends on it. I think the NMC is the league's way of tipping the scales as far as controlling rosters for overall profotability, the players get all the heat for it
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>>158397658
>Apparently, only teams in southern US can put together good rosters.
no, its just that gary rigs it for them to win since that is good business
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what are the atlantic power rankings?
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>>158397617
Please, yes, take this soft loser. He belongs on hasbs.
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>>158397654
What is my customer base for a commercial-grade stainless steel sausage roller machine home installation? How much investment capital can I expect from Phil Kessel?
https://www.webstaurantstore.com/nemco-8036-220-hot-dog-roller-grill-36-hot-dog-capacity-220v/5918036220.html
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>>158397708
https://www.webstaurantstore.com/nemco-8036-bw-moist-heat-hot-dog-bun-warmer-for-8036-series-roller-grills-holds-48-buns/5918036BW.html

Keeping in mind that the bun warmer is way extra
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>>158397668
Your team is shit and run by a retard.
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>>158397725
those are my snowbelt teams
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>>158397708
>>158397717
this is just for personal consumption
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>>158397750
Gimme 2 then.
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>>158397750
So that's 4k for the machines. I don't know what electrical installation costs are where you are, but you will need to call a dude to install a NEMA 6-15P plus in your kitchen

https://www.grainger.com/product/1PGK2?gucid=N:N:PS:Paid:GGL:CSM-2295:RMXXOC:20800606:APZ_1
Also, the city may require you to get a permit, whether or not it's for personal consumption; call the municipal office to find out
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>the city of BRAAAMPton
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>>158397636
Implying that’s not the expected result? Oh, is that what you’re implying? Implying that would be CRAY-ZEE or something? Oh?
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realistically should the "ducks" be relegated
?
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Cope I found some online for less than $500, municipal codes can blow me
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No gods no masters no permits
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>>158394999
>>158395000
>>158395111
checked
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>>158395018
it's a secret
>>158395431
90s
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>>158397799
We need a league to relegate them to, and I assume we would need to promote their league champ to compensate
>NHL44 Project would clear that problem up immediately; Gary, why not just expand to 44 and divide into two leagues
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>>158397799
nucks*
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i forgot to get screen caps of subbans zesty MC Hammer clothes last night
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All teams are irrelevant next to the Panthers
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>youta mammoth
>seattle kraken
what's the point of these? even worse than sunbelt teams
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>municipal codes can blow me
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>>158397017
you worked hard on your pitch anon and it was worth it, it's good. but realistically the kings would be in over san jose or portland. they're established, in a desirable spot, and worth an enormous amount
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uh oh, Ottawa
uh oh, I said
>watch yer ass
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>>158397856
exactly
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>>158397857
krakkheads are the most powerful fan base on here next to the Flamiacs
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>>158397874
the tiny pants and shirt make his head look enormous
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>>158397874
what a faggot
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>>158397878
Two teams I'd delete
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>The bandwagonners are coming
https://www.reddit.com/r/devils/comments/1xhsgzb/new_devils_fan_recommendations_wanted/

It’s like when animals start acting weird before a storm. There has been a shift in the air…
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>>158397889
Does that turn you on? What if he unbuttoned his tiny little pants?
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>>158397878
disney adults disgust me
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>>158397908
you're thinking of the ducks
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>>158397908
cope Disney+® is a great streaming platform
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>>158397892
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>>158397889
literally nothing wrong with that
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>his tiny little pants
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>>158397908
Now that you mention it, there is no team from Orlando. We need a new expansion team! Orlando Mice when?
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>>158397917
>thunderstorm
>in october
sunbelter...
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>>158397920
what the hell?
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>>158397917
Yeah I went through Hurricane Ian and the night before it hit my dog started shitting like straight green bile uncontrollably all over the house and was shivering
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>>158397931
we're in a super el nino
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>>158397928
Orlando Donald Trumps
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>>158397955
But he's a New Yorker.
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>>158397938
>Panturds fans don’t realize there is advanced warning before hurricanes hit and they can just leave
Grim
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>>158397959
new yorkers (jews) occupy florida.

free, free florida
from the gulf to the ocean
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I love NHL and I love Israel
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>>158397959
No, he resides in Mar-a-Lago, FL
and he tries to put his name on everything anyway
Shut the fuck up, Captain Naysayer
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>>158397959
Just like my Islanders
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>>158397973
How many jerseys do you own?
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>>158397974
>Mar-a-Lago, FL
I never actually knew where that place was. I knew it was somewhere nice, but I always assumed it was on the inside of one of the heads of Mt. Rushmore.
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>>158397979
All of them and I just ordered all of my hometown remixes
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>>158397983
idk why my mp4s never work
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>>158398003
Wow, that's really cool! Enjoy!
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>>158397983
>>158398005
It worked fine for me.
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>>158397992
It's north of Ft. Lauderdale
and he doesn't really live anywhere; he's a drifter
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>>158398005
What are you using to make them?
Try this: download handbrake, upload your file and choose start encode even just on default settings. It should fix it
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>>158398018
I just downloaded off twitter then used vlc to remove audio
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>>158398034
VLC might be re-encoding it weird, an easier way to do that is just this site
https://www.audioremover.com/
I’ve been using it for years for 4chan without any problems
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Koho and ccm jersey will never be topped
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wish Gary would give us some more nights with a lot of games....like a frenzy almost of games, maybe even some outdoor games
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>>158398211
The fact that they play less than 100 games a season is just pure laziness.
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>>158398224
extremely racist
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Wild is currently the best team in the league.
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>>158398244
das rite
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>>158398242
>>158398224
>>158398252
nhl players are so unrecognisable

i have no idea who these are
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>>158398242
Unfunny and she’s ugly
>>158398252
Fun and she’s hot
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>>158398261
Connor McDavid
Tom Wilson
Dylan Strome
The IG information might have helped if they weren't giving credit to the women.
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>dressing up for Halloween (often cross-dressing) and posting it online is part of the contract

grim
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>>158398278
You will never get it
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im gonna be a Gay angry Swede for Halloween and give out girly magazines to people
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>>158398252
How does one of the good centres of the nhl barely have legs
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congratulations, jacob fowler
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Apparently it was a mistake to give meatballs to the neighbors cat
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Why is Cooley as the Riddler so appropriate?
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>>158398316
you've been watching too much garfield & friends
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>>158398242
...he fucked the ball?
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>>158398278
lighten up ahmed
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>>158395203
BASED!!!!!!!
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>>158398330
he got very lonely on that island
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>>158398326
>the Riddler
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All of these people looks like bunch of faggots with their choice of costumes.
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>>158397955
The only Donald Orlando likes is Duck
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>>158398365
Why doesn't your costume have a gf attached to it?
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>>158398329
Yeah I looked it up and apparently cats can barely eat anything without vomiting
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>>158398369
what a bunch of pussies!
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>>158398372
That’s the best one so far
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>>158398291
>>158398333
best so far
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>>158398385
Mm but I would not bother have something on my head. I can imagine its annoying as hell. I myself would prob go with something boring like this
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why doesn't anyone do blackface anymore
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>>158398224
lauren <3
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Looks like some parody porno starring Logan Paul
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>>158398361
I stole all the images from Sean Avery's video, in which he excitedly announced that was the Riddler.
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>>158398432
mark kastelic and tanner...kakko?
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>>158398385
Tanner Jeannot
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Goalies under 5'10" should be able to use pre-lockout 12" pads and gloves. Prove me wrong.
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>adults in costumes
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Binnington looks like chad here
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>>158398495
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>>158398498
>soft cow eyes
What a faggot
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With Finns you
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Grown ass men
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>>158398291
What is this supposed to be Lewis and Clark
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Ok this is a bit to much prob
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>>158398501
I would approve if adults wore mascot outfits on Halloween
In fact, it kinda makes me sad that it's not an old-timey tradition at this point
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i wanna dress up as trb, any tips?
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>>158398568
Fuck off, retard
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>>158398568
Need to dress down
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Looks like they are about to rap
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I loved this movie and its prob still good. One of the better romantic movies imo
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>>158398561
The bad guys from Home Alone.
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Is that from that show about guidos that aired on MTV
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Kirill Marchenko is being listed as week-to-week, columbus won the trade
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>>158398607
this is problematic...
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>>158398596
>dressing as a literal whore for halloween
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>>158398620
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What happens if a player refuses to attend these things?
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This is a very good one
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>>158398626
They get suspended and sent to go play for a better team
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>>158398626
they get sent back down like missing team penis inspection day
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>>158398596
Isn't she's a prostitute in that movie?
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>>158398626
Nobody dishes 1 to you on future 2 on 1 breaks
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>>158398620
>>158398643
they fell in love sillies
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>>158398632
No, it isn’t. And it’s already been posted and refuted
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>>158398649
Didn't Richard Gere fuck a gerbil or something?
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>>158398596
>>158398620
>>158398643
>>158398649
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>>158398649
>Whore comprehending the meaning of love
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>>158398682
Boomers were so easily entertained. Look at those ugly animals
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Yeah this was done with effort. Very lovely
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>>158398597
Ok thanks I see it now
>>158398607
Inform these fine gentleman the devils roster has been set but they can try out for the team next year
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I dont like this rumor at all.
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great costumes and even better games on later
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>>158398726
I enjoy this rumor particularly well
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>>158398726
i hate the canucks and the panthers just as much like anyone but flames and devils are fast becoming public enemy #1
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>>158398726
My Debbie’s (:
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>Team A has 1 dollar in quarters
>Team B has 1 dollar in 50 cent pieces

>OMG WE JUST GOT 50 CENTS AND ALL WE HAD TO GIVE UP WAS TWO QUARTERS
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>>158398242
>>158398632
retreads
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>>158398632
Based and happypilled
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You're trying to seduce me into watching flims-soilers tonight. No. Get thee behind me, Satan.
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>>158398819
>>
>Get thee behind me, Satan.
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The Battle of Alberta always puts butts in seats
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9-4 Devils will cause melties like /hoc/ has never before seen… prepare yourselves
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i get to watch the Flames beat the edmonton shit stains full of shit who eat shit and bathe in shit and smell like shit and have a shitty city. Very cool.
>>
The only thing gayer than the edmonton oilers is Calgarys gay white mayor
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>the city of Edmonton, Albooty hosting a team known for playing at a place called the "Saddledome"
https://youtu.be/z1iZeReKmOg
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I fucking hate my team.
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It’s up
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>>158398864
Delusional.
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>>158398877
Unhelpful information
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>>158398877
Sharks? Blue Jackets?
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>>158398877
those are your red wings
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>>158398880
They need to win Stanley this time in case Quinn Hughes makes a deal with the Devils
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>>158398874
i turned my speakers on to hear this and forgot i had porn on as well and now the office heard my porn im gonna get fired bros omg should i just pack up and leave im just sitting at my cubicle acting like nothing happened but people are chuckling fuck me
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>>158395113
That's my GOAT :')
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>>158398918
If I was a girl in your office and I heard you watching porn, I would get turned on and come over to kiss you full on the lips
But I’m not and would never do that
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>>158398918
Tell them it was just hockey and Kaprizov were coming all over ice
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Lower lifeforms cynically believe that the organic actions of their betters are actually always calculated and are eager to analyze them as such behind their back to spread that impression
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>>158398632
when did he have a long beard like that?
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Wow
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>>158398899
no
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It’s up
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>>158399013
This was as long as it got, I think
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>>158399009
analyze deez nuts
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Wild vs Devils in the ‘up
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dad's birthday today
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didnt ask
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happy birthday anons dad
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>>158399121
We will be rooting for Quinn if we can’t make it!!!!!!
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Quinn will remain loyal to the Wilds
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I must remain loyle to the Wild
>>
Fucking finally. Chatgpt censored the result, but Grok gave me the answer
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>>158399255
Based and cringe
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>>158398343
holy shit are those aliens
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is Winnipeg ok today?
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>>158399298
Why? Were they supposed to be?
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all the california teams lost yesterday :(
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Fair warning about the Kings if you guys don’t already know. Their goalies are permitted for some reason (LA) to wear comically oversized pads. I’m talking *at least* 5x regulation. It’s almost impossible to score because they literally stuff themselves like marshmallow into the goal and have to be removed with the help of teammates. If we can raise awareness of this issue it might be solved before it effects the playoffs.
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It's time to liquidate the Pacific division
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>>158399306
the texas team also lost yesterday
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>>158399255
Chatgpt refuses to write a story where i bang Red Sonja but Grok will and goes all explict
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>Dear Mr. Gary Bruce Bettman

>Today, on /hoc/, it was all reruns... as usual.
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>>158399327
Tex's rags lose regularly
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We need a Krakens vs Blue Jackets final
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>>158398498
his wife is a jeet?
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>>158399275
Just swamp gas reflecting off of Venus.
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>>158399306
>>158399327
sad day
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I refuse to believe anything anybody says about aliens anymore until I see some shit for myself. I thought the Grusch whistleblower guy was legit, of all people, and then he goes on Rogan and starts talking about how the army is getting in battles with crashed reptilians. They’re all full of shit and up to something. I don’t buy none of it.
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>>158398699
her sally makeup is good
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>>158399466
RIP, Catherine O'Hara
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>>158399441
i think the ayylmaos are like the ones in Scary Movie 3 where they pee from their fingers lol
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>>158398308
if demidov doesn't get robbed last year it would be three in a row
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>tonight's schedule
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>>158399489
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>>158399521
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>>158399521
based Shannon
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There are people who still think Gretzky is the GOAT. What a bunch of retards.
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>>158399159
gonna buy him some treats and a giftcard since he never uses anything i gift him anymore. makes sense he just sits at home all the time and doomscrolls
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>>158399548
lemieux genny
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Have you guys apologized to Lekkerimaki yet?
>>
Jack Hughes is the next Gretzky
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my italian wife marissa is dressed up as the best ninja turtle in this quiz
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>>158399592
ay Oh show us her cannolis
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>>158399480
true rip
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the most underrated player was never barkov it was mikkola change my mind
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>>158399590
Retard
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>>158399630
Nobody knows who those people are
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Our wangs do not play tonight
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>>158399521
spoopy
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>>158399669
we don't like shit teams here unfortunately trb
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>>158399653
They play for Canada's favorite team, they're a big deal up here.
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>The #Oilers have activated Jason Dickinson off IR & placed Zach Hyman on IR.
hyman busted
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>>158399650
Seething bout Jack Hughes?
>>
So just how will the 6-4 Craps manage to lose to the 3-7 Flyers? Tune in to find out!
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twitter and reddit mad at odog
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>>158399688
did he get injured being interviewed on overdrive?
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>>158399708
Attacked by a rabid ref.
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>>158399255
who or what is trb?
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>>158399704
proof?
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>>158399704
People just can't handle someone who isn't afraid to tell it like it is.
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>*piss bombs you*
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>>158399721
Short for TR3B, a popular “UFO” (American black project). We fly that thing all over Canada and there’s nothing you can do about it
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>>158399729
i don't care either way but i can see why he's kinda getting roasted
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Flims murdered Marchenko. They must die.
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>>158399548
Bobby Orr is actually the GOAT
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>>158399742
If you want to get at the Flames you're going to have to go through /hoc/ first.
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>>158399742
your little bitch Marchenko got killed by a simple shoulder shrug from one of our many many many many big buff slavs, hahahahahahaha you are shit
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>>158399751
i own /hoc/
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just ate a reese's fast break damn it was good bros
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>>158399688
Lmao Hymen just keeps getting i jured these days
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>>158399737
what did he say for the redditally challenged among us
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if I hadn't lived through it I would have never believed ODog was ever in the nhl let alone a 5th overall pick
>>
Your retards have broken containment and are leaking into /mlb/. Please corrall them. Thanks
>>
>>158399784
gen x'ers got away with literally everything
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ODog? More like SlowDog
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>>158399768
You can't even win a Stanley Cup
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>>158399807
Sorry we’re not retard wranglers here
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making a tenderloin roast for dinner bros, should b ready l8r
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>>158399831
t. celebrates another team's cup
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>>158399807
not going into a chikaner thread
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Im all ready for Flames vs Oilers on Amazon Prime
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>>158399782
i haven't watched any of the content but apparently he's critical of cooley's interviews. so folks are complaining that the media always talks about how players don't have any personality, but they shit on the players when someone does show personality.
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walman scratched
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>>158399807
>big cock /hoc/
>small peepee /mlb/
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for me it's boreball today
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>>158399831
With /hoc/ continuously going through expansion it's time we stop considering cups when rating a posters career.
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>>158399848
You simply would not understand
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>>158399886
no milly?
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>>158399887
true, im not a cuck
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>>158399879
Everyone says this
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Any good NHL© Hockey™ games tonight?
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>>158399858
Do the Oilers really have to lose again?
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>>158399919
not a single one
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>>158399840
That's an AHL team
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>>158399919
only shit teams today
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>>158399880
I can watch until the Devils play but then I’ve gotta lock in
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>>158399911
I meant that I got to watch my team win the Stanley Cup. Something you'll never understand.
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>>158399937
then you woke up
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4 GAMES TODAY? 4?! OH THANK YOU GARY. OH MY MESSIAH OH MY GOD I KNEW I COULD GET MORE THAN 2 GAMES ON AN ODD DAY. THANK YOU GARY. THANK YOU
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>>158399943
You must still be dreaming then
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>>158399957
How did someone so ugly and boring get so famous ?
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watching comfy 90s games today
(1995 redwings vs devils)
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>>158399969
another truth, only in my dreams could you own a team
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>>158399973
>>
i would stomp every one of you in air hockey i'm talking i would brazil each of you
>>
Do the Oilers even have a chance tonight?
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>>158399985
Depends on if they have a goalie. Whose in net tonight?
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>>158399974
decent tune i guess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ha3QivnjbIU
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>>158399976
Being on /hoc/ is a full time job.
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>>158399999
confirmed
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>>158399992
They're going with 6 skaters
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>>158399982
The bolsonaro family is going to absolutely love the florida panthers
>>
>>158399999
very nice
/hoc/ runs /sp/
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>>158400004
Anything is better than having Tristian Jarry in net
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>>158399998
blue album was full of bangers
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How has Mercer looked for the Jets?
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>>158399999
is this /cric/?
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>>158399999
>>158400000
>>
>>158399999
>>158400000
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Got pegged super hard last night by my bf but I'm ready for my Flyersies to play
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>>158400024
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>>158399999
Checked
>>158400000
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>>158400039
Babe... I told you not to tell everyone about that
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>>158400020
pinkerton clears but you are still correct! for me it's in the garage
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Cricket? Nobody understands cricket! You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket
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>>158399751
>go through /hoc/ first
OK that takes about 3 seconds you skinnyfat zoomers.
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>>158399999
based samir with the get
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A bunch of tourists are visiting us. I’m nervous :/
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>>158399999
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>>158400063
Don't worry the Canadians will be gone soon.
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>>158400078
Kek
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what's up with Didney, why is he not married
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>>158399999
Checked, and confirmed.
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>>158399999
CHECKED
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>>158400078
We like our Canadian frens
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>>158400155
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>>158400136
Lmao what a draft bust pussy
>>
https://x.com/JesseGranger_/status/2115472538168103075
based. another cakewalk to the final for the oilers or knights
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>>158400122
He’s too autistic for sex. But someone needs to take the initiative and breed him before he becomes infertile
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>>158400122
He thinks he's playing soccer. It's early onset dementia
>>
Imagine Gary harvesting Crosbys semen like the Orcas at sea world
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>>158400242
whatever it takes to win
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>>158400228
I would but I'm a boy
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>>158400221
I think the blues make it over the jest
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>>158400242
getting a stick blade to the face isnt a good feeling
>>
where is everyone
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>>158400351
Gooning
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>>158400285
spoken like a true canadian pussy
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The nationally televised games are always the most comfy desu
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>>158400351
We're at the /hoc/ meetup. Didn't you get your invite?
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>>158400391
I forgot that we were playing today
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>>158400136
Is it time to bedard to leave Chicago? That team SUCKS
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>>158400388
>implying he would eat that
he only eats mcdonalds or well done steaks
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>>158400373
We don’t bully Canadians here
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>>158400405
we do
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>>158400399
me behind Shannon with the turban on
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>>158400400
It is time. But he just resigned with them because he's alittle bedarded.
If a team has to take more than 4 years to rebuild you should take notice
>>
>>158400351
Apparently in the baseball thread
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>>158400257
He better. Crosby needs offspring
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>>158400410
We don't bully anybody. /hoc/ is for frens
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Took a hat trick of marners today at work
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>>158400460
we bully our frens here and in irl
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>>158400475
WDCTTHN
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>trb trying to act like xie isn't ridiculed on a daily basis
cmtsu
>>
sooo is gary ever gonna fully reveal the remixes or what?
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>>158399865
based. Guys trying to make himself a star, bigger than the team.
>>
>>158399982
ok nerd. Skate status?
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>want to buy Ducks jersey
>its 500 dollars
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>>158400704
no it's not
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>>158399865
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>>158400751
>just
jfmsu
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>>158400672
>bigger than the team
not a hard feat
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>>158400744
its this one
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I put Gary first. /hoc/ second
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>>158400808
does your boyfriend knows about it?
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>>158400808
inshallah we all do brother
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>>158399874
Antisemitism is on the rise in the NHL
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>>158400787
oh true the mic jerseys are pricy you don't need that bro
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I know there is at least one Blues fag in here. Go to do the Dec 2nd game, and get a free(?) Ozzy bobblehead.
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>>158400787
it should come with a duck
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>>158400787
>made in canada
like all quality merchandise
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where is bud?
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>>158400833
Finally.
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>>158400843
Doing this to a dead man is cheap
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paypigs keep the show going
i'm just watching
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baking a bud themed thread
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>>158400906
>>158400906
>>158400906
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