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BIG
GIRL
COCK
HORSE
>LAFFS
>>158406247goddammit dingle you ruined it
seattle buttcracks won that one
It’s been 3 years since that black guy sweet chinned music someone with a skate and didn’t get charged
>What a life Stephen lives. He can't even pass his drivers license test so he spends all day trashing someone who actually accomplished something in my life. A real faggot ass loser. Get a life, kid.
most of /hoc/ is too young to remember this
>>158406293 Bud for his license like 5 years ago now keep up
>>158406234How she looks like a total jew I wonder why would she humiliate a fellow jew on national television.
the collective Leaf fandom crash out over this random October game is hilarious
>>158406294maybe he thought there was a venomous spider on the side of brashear's helmet and had to act quickly to save his life
>>158406293>>158406296we love Bud here
>>158406328kek
>>158406326well yea its a flames genny, troon
I didn't watch but how did the oilers beat the flames? Did they get a few lucky ones ? Or Gary game manipulation?
>>158406326was there some shenanigans? didn't watch it myself was too busy working, as gary would have me do
>>158406347Officer Bob blew a gary time point and Laffs lost in regulation with 30 sec left
>>158406330I don’t
what's bob gonna do now that he can't save?
>>158406369were you perhaps on the losing end of the events of easter 2022?
>>158406370Go back to Florida and win a 3rd cup because playing for Toronto is a massive debuff
yo avsies, you give back lekkonen and we give you, prime island jewel, noah dison
>>158406369then you can get the FUCK out!
>>158406374Know I was on buds side that night
>>158406352classic
>>158406352Give some credit to the kraken. They allowed 3 pp goals, and blew a third period lead again.
>>158406346Clear bribery.
>>158406346Shut the fuck up
>my debbi-ACK
>>158406379Looks like the laffs could use some defensive toughness and a bit of cap relief from a massive buyout-proof 35+ contract. Bob (50% retained) for one heavily used Radko Gudas and a choice of goalie between Anime Guy and a 7 foot giant who's played one career game
>>158406437that was just chambers
>>158406437My Debbie’s lost tonight ):
>>158406437fans punching eachother is kino and needs to happen more often
>>158406294I remember seeing it on the morning news sport section as a kid.
>>158406294Somehow this nigga is still playing
>>158406294I am old and remember. Did the guy that watched The Goon the other day old enough to know about this incident
sure bud1 kek lmao or whatever but he's still the biggest lolcow in the herstory of this genny and any revisionist HIStory doesn't change that
>>158406424It sucks that the league has to cheat to hold back the flames
flames
Jarry with the shutout. He's going to show everyone and get the Vezina this year
/cric/
>>158407186small dick /cric/
>>158407199little cock /hoc/
>>158407264Stop fugging sheep.
>>158407302Cool it with the antisemitism.
I didnt see the games how the fuck did Leafs loose and didnt even get a loosers point.How did my boy Bob play?
>>158407319Let's put it this way:Bob is off the case.
>>158407319Krakens let them feast on powerplays and fell asleep in the third. Bob never bothered connecting his controller.
Why did all my meme teams lose last night?
>>158406294this flop ruined marty's career
>>158407319Bob's excellent AHL depth. If one of your goalies gets hurt, you can call him up and get a solid .880 out of him. Maybe. Radish is excellent D depth. He can come out of the press box and step in if one of your guys needs a rest, and give you a solid 12-14 minutes, none of them in the 3rd of course. Chayka has done a masterful job of bringing in these depth guys.
It's okay Leafsbros you just have to score 5-6 goals every time Bob starts
almost chaykad my pants driving to work and made the office toilet by mere seconds
So the Leafs made a misstep and signed Bob to a one year contract, big whoop.
mighty ducks tonight :)
>>158407581Anon, you might wanna sit down for this one...
Just heat up the arena. He might be cold
Good morning frens!
So the devils lost a game - big deal. One thing I’m optimistic about is they have so many playmakers that haven’t even had hot streaks yet - Hughes and Bratt might be at a point per game but both clearly can dial it up a couple notches in their play … and then of course there’s timo Meier who is doing all the little things but will start putting the puck in the net too
Devils fans be like ayy I’m walkimg here
>>158407691thanks for the slop yankee doodle bozo
Ya got a problem wit me?
remember to wash your ass before you head to the local hockey game, bros!
big games tonight. nucks play the sharks
still havent watched a full game yet this year
>>158407731fugggadaboutit where's da gabagool? My nephew does the yards around the prudential center, good kid
>>158407755just watch games from the 90s, where the boys could be rougher
>>158407794i did that already during the 90s
i wonder if Gary is gonna be a goblin or ghoul this Halloween
FUCK LEAFS
>>158407817It's hard to picture Gary as anything other than an angel
Atlanta Black Beatles
>>158407440Cheap contracts, too.
My Flyers are no longer on their win streak :(
Any spooktacular surprises?
>gavin mckenna 2+1 last nightoh no he is unbusting himself
> ...a "clear-sighted shot" (unscreened, no lateral pass immediately preceding it) taken from above the faceoff circles/dots converts at roughly a 3% success rate.
>>158407992
>>158407992how does this impact playoff goals counting towards regular season records?
>>158408082You gotta go back.
>>158407992what's the success rate against 40 year old maple leafs sergei bobrovsky
wait how many years are left on Raddish's contract???
>>158408140shut the fuck up he has the same amount of years (seven (7)) left as lane hutson and I don't see you shitting on the Habs for it
>>158408086nah thats you
>>158408159No, seriously, you gotta go back.
>bobrovsky>raddysh>marchenkoycmtsu lol
i googled matty beniers and something strange came up...
>>158407977He needed more time
>>158408235your dick?
>>158408195nah that's you
ahaahaahahaahah
>>158408235wtf I just tried doing the same thing and now gary wont stop trying to call me on Skype
>>158408280Our Sennies are in the race
>>158408280Her Sennies are in the race!
>Larkin will not play tonight. McLellan says Shawn Horcoff will address the situation
>>158408313> "This soft loser has been floating through shifts for weeks. We've got young kids who will actually skate, so they'll play."This is what he should say.
cope Larkin was the one who scored the late goal to keep his team in it against the oilers
We thought you were a class act. Looks like it was all just an act.
larkin to the mild for quitt hughes
>>158408339>soft losermuch like trb
>laffs
>>158408395Quitt and shartin are going to the new delhi devils
tbg got cancelled like hampage
Wrestlefags begone
>>158408339>We've got young kids who will actually skate, so they'll play.literally who, all of the wangs rookies are garbage
>>158408280>Sens are out of the top three even though they have the second most winsGod bless the Garypoint
It’s up
>>158408517it’s ogre for my sharkies
>>158408517My flyers still have a chance! :)
bucket hattavares jersey (the blue and orange one)
>>158408313IT'S HAPPENING
bumbaclat /hoc/
The leafs still have plenty of good goalies like akhtyamov and woll and hildeby.
>>158408662i'll give you filip gustavsson and charlie stramel for auston matthews
>>158408633How is Alberta divided between flameschads and oilyboys
>>158408280Keep in mind this is with their offense overachieving to shit. They'll look even worse once the plumbers scoring at unsustainable paces cool down
>>158408558Meanwhile the highlight of my week is when I have my morning class on Wednesday and fridays cause a cute girl chooses to sit next to me in my university class even when there’s open seats but I don’t have the balls to talk to her…
>>158408678Straight white men are Flames fans. Everyone else supports the Oilers
Wrestlefags are gay and autistic
Steve Dangle says Bobrovsky needs to make a save, or even make two saves
>>158408662dennis wildebeest
>>158408698but I don't like wrestling
>>158408696>Straight white men are Flames fanscalgary is literally indian though
>>158408702Wolf for bob who says no?
>>158408702Cope he made 12
>>158408679Huh? Roslovic and stetcher are known for staying hot
>>158408713Interesting so Calgary is oily boy territory?
>>158408698there is nothing wrong with being gay and autistic
/hoc/ is a stephen lore genny
>>158408726i'd guess there are way more oilers fans in calgary than the opposite
>>158408732hey
Larkin is such a whiny little faggot. You'll play for a canadian team and you'll like it, bitch.
dabres and duckies tonite :)
Stolarz can easily be a starter if needed, he spent last season recovering from nagging injuries, so he's in peak form this year
>>158408739Sad but true. That’s what happens when your last good playoff run was 22 years ago
>WAAAAH I DONT CARE THE TEN TEAMS I LISTED FOR TRADE DONT WANT ME DONT MAKE ME GO TO MONTREAL REEEEEEEE
why cant anyone named dilly draw a milly
>>158408775i don’t know what a milly is
>>158408280They won the offseason
>>158408792emptied the tank last year, he's a bust
>>158408798i wish he'd empty my tank haha
>>158408755Cope at least that ended with a cup win. Mcgaykid could never
>>158408798he's emptying tanks in the locker room. that kind of morale booster is priceless.
mmmm these games are pretty bad ass today
>>158408851Yeah they're pretty bad and also pretty ass
>>158408798he missed like 5 games. hes what, 10 gp vs 15 for others and still 15 pts or some shit.
>my debbies don't play todayno wonder /hoc/ sucks lately
Gary is the best
>>158408662
>>158408748and we'll lose again :l
>>158408893baby eles are mad cute
Wingsbros.....our remixes look like generic booty cheeks merch you can get at Meijers....
>>158408924That jersey? It's wow.
>>158408924nice gay pride sweater. you deserve to be seen. hockey is for everyone.
>>158408924big yikes
>>158408924You can't convince me it's not marketing interns leaking these because anyone else moderately intelligent would lay out the jersey so it could be seen properly
>>158408899They're born with a sense for laffs goaltending
>>158408924you guys are lucky
>>158408982It's more teasing this way. Gets the people going
So are flames fans just reduced to pathetically using VPNs to act like they have international fans now? I can’t name a fanbase thats had a sadder fall from grace here.
>>158408999>from grace
>>158408999yeah, its extremely sad
>my liiga team got their ass beat at home yesterday evening
>>158408989Oh I'm going
>>158408924meanwhile on planet women
>>158409026Yes the team that shits this place up 24/7 and acts like beating the leafs was their Stanley cup while getting blasted by the oilers is sad.
>>158409033How is it going for our SaiPasies?
Being a Flamer was fun. But I'm 35 now. Its time for a wife and kids.
>>158409076someone's ex-wife and their kids?
>>158409033kwab
>>158409049so what was their grace period like
>>158409076im 44 and my kids in college kwab
>>15840907618-25 be a twink and chase daddies26-34 mature twunk going to orgies35-45 raise a family with a woman46+ hookup with dad-chasing twinks until you get caught by your wife enough times for her to leave
We’re going to acclimate to playing in our new stadium set inside of a volcano and dare you all to come play us thereOh what’s the matter, feeling a little hot? HehNothing wrong with a little geographic homefield advantage
Personality disorders aren't heritable right?
>>158409210trb won't have heritage
>>158409202i still wish >we built in hoboken to be 2bh
Posts like this >>158409174 make me think that some of you aren't joking
if I was a blue jackets fan I'd say that I'm Blue Jackin-Off tonight Everytime I'm watching a game and someone asks
>>158409202See, thethe thing about people like youuuuuu think the deeevil just spends his days lounging about drinking daiquiris, eatin gummy bears while just he gets stoned, crank calling his friends, and hanging up on them.
>>158409223That would be crass and vulgar. I think Nascar might be more your speed
>>158409219Yeah it's the sunbelters. Takes a bit of deviancy to watch hockey when you've never seen frozen water outside
>>158409223>blue jackets fanno such thing
>>158408381soilers are shit
>>158409223if blink 182 were a hockey team they'd be take off your pants and blue jackets
>>158408999Im literally from Germany wtf
>>158409310Oh yeah? Name your capital.
>>158409316
>>158409295Jen
>>158409316BonnF L A M E S
>>158409333this guy is a real germanholic
>>158409316MÜNCHEN
>>158408502Finnie, MBN and Raymond aren't garbage
>>158409270I'm a Jackies fan. There's at least one other I've seen on here too
>>158409395On Dec 2nd you can get an Ozzy mugshot bobblehead at the blues stadium.
>>158409407The Blues and Blue Jackets are different teams fren
There is nothing wrong with Flamiacs being all over the world
>>158409418Blue is blue, and neither is relevant enough for me to remember.
>>158409395We’re all Jackies fans here on /hoc/.
>>158409436/hoc/'s Jackie's :)
>>158409174Me
> Larkbitch : "Look, frogs, I'm not going to Montreal. I'm a lafftard. My whole family are lafftards. If I have to move to a shit team, it's >laffs."
>>158409418And just why is a minor detail like that that stopping you from making the trip, and getting your bobblehead?
>>158409202Elevationlets are seething again
>>158409462I'm going to Buffalo next week so I probably won't do any other road trips for a little bit
>>158409455I think he should go to ottawa and do his press conferences in one of those halloween masks that look like a tkachuk brother
Is /hoc/ ready to discuss the Flames' losing streak?
For the love of god please stop talking about the Flames
>>158409509Rumor mill has it they have won their last game for the season already.
just had 32 Thoughts, lads
>>158409531Whoa are you ok?
>>158409555>Yeah because that worked so well for Hellebyuck? Yes?
>>158409563>poo jersey
>>158409563I actually missed the news that he finally got traded. I am sorry and will seppuku now
blue jackets more like gay faggots
>>158409582>canaduuhhhhhh
Got traded to the devils though
trb more like tbg
>>158409584Kek
Devils Derangement Syndrome derails yet another quality thread
>>158409628>>158406451
>@frank_seravalli>BREAKING: I am hearing Quinn Hughes will be signing a record breaking extension with #mnwild today. Stay tuned.
Larkin update: there is no update
>I wake up>I seethe about the DevilsMany such cases
>>158409648FIRMLYPLANTED
asking update: didn't
The Yzerplan is still in effect. Larkin for Boldy+++ is the ask, and will be the get
>>158409648what if I was never tuned?
>>158409648Not real! Haha!
>>158409669You'll get tuned up!
i don't want my debbies to sign fraudkin
You can't ask to leave your shit team after a decade of shit that's not allowed
>>158409684Same. I typed a post earlier calling him Tranny Fartin but backspaced, because it was unkind
>I signed a contract and now I have to uphold my end???
For me it's Larkin Love
Where in the contract does it say he has to play for the ded wings for the whole length of it. Teams trade player all the time and contracts transfer
>>158409724you're right it is completely the team's decision the player should elbow up
Trade pitch for 3 teams:>Larkin and Hamilton to Wild>Hughes to Devils>Picks and players to Wings
>>158408782we know
>>158409724Paragraph 1, 2, 11 and 14 of the NHL–NHLPA CBA, Standard Player’s Contract
>We treated the player with outright contempt and now he wants to leave???
>>158409767more like>we spent a whole decade doing fuckall and he wanted to make playoffs???
>>158409764Just looked it up, it says they were gay magazines
>>158409767>nooooo he deserved it!!!
i can take Dylan's place
>>158409710her tats are disgusting
>>158409809arshdeep bains and sunny mehta meet for contract negotiations
>>158409710i wish she would do a blacked scene!
>It’s possible the Red Wings suspend Larkin. If that’s the case, and a trade isn’t imminently made, Larkin would forfeit $41,237.11 each day.
new hellecuyck just dropped
>>158409843that's crazy i barely make that in a year delivering for doordash
>>158409843why would they suspend a player who is willing to playsurely that is a breach of contract
>>158409843They should donate that money to /hoc/. We could use a new arena.
>>158409858add it to the pool of the winner of the fantasy /hoc/ league
larkin will bring high level playoff experience to whatever team he joins...
HooberDoo
one first class ticket to a contending team please
>>158409744We’re trading nothing to Wildstinkies for Quinn because he’s probably signing with us at the end of the season anyway
just heard that Anon is going to be sitting out and not playing for /hoc/ until the negotiations are over
nevada day game tomorrow bro's
>>158409917Nobody will notice. Anons are a diamond dozen.
yeah why did everyone become the dear john tavares girl
>>158409928Not true I’m missed when I don’t post
>>158409932You miss 100% of the posts you don't make.
Who wants a whiny little faggot like Larkin? They should trade him to the Leafs just to make him seethe. Or any Canadian team since he obviously hates Canadians.
>rags
Ok it’s /hoc/ confession time!Everybody make a /hoc/related confessionI’ll go first. I don’t understand how offside works
>>158409956KWAB
confession is for catholics this is a White Anglo-Saxon Protestant sport and genny
>>158409962I broke my promise to Phil Kessel. I promised I'd eat at least 10 hot dogs a day, but I max out at 7.
As a pagan i simply put a spell on you.
>>158409970You're forgetting someone!
>>158409962Sometimes, when I thank Gary, I'm not as grateful as I know I should be, and I'm convinced Gary can read my thoughts, so he knows
>>158409974fag>>158409977going to hell>>158410010fag
>>158409977Oh yeah?
>>158410022I'm sorry! I can only fit so many wieners into my mouth in a day!
Ay I’m catholic ova here
I hope this fag gets a career ending injury this season.
I'm Chinese and gay
Orange man ruined hockey.
Hi catholic ova here, I'm Dad
>>158410042Don’t hope that or post that
>>158410045Marner isn't orange.
>>158410045Which guy are we talking about? You seem very upset.
>>158409962i hate americans so much, if i saw caufield on the street i'd spit on her
the bitch, gaped
>>158410045Him and Gary linked up?
>>158410097But anon you don't know any women
>Statement from Pat Brisson, agent for Dylan Larkin, regarding his client deciding not to play while awaiting a trade:“Dylan’s had enough of the situation. We believe he’s been very professional and cooperative through this process.”
>>158409962I want to transition to female but my parents stillsupport me financially and would probably cut me offgo Leafs
At my job when my employer treats me like shit I have to suck it up and keep working or I'm fired. Meanwhile those ungrateful millionaires get paid to play a sport and they're allowed to just piss and moan until they get traded to their desired destination.
>>158410095If I ever saw a wealthy american on the street I would show them a recent receipt from buying diesel then rob them over the difference
>>158410104You should sit out, Larkbitch.
leave Larkin alone, he just wants to get paid with his bros and blast piss bombs everywhere
>>158410110when did trb start cheering for the laffs?
In this general Korpisalo is still a great goaltender! End of discussion!
>>158410124Korpisalo sucks my asshole
lil rito won
Real queers queering off hours are underway.
>>158410122The laffs don't have any fans. it's just steve dangle and you.
mitch won too
>>158410104He's had enough
you will buy this
Patrick Stewart died
>>1584101592true
>>158410204Worse than the Holocaust for Star Trek boomers
>>158410204F.
>>158410204kirk1
>>158410204>>158410216>>158410218>>158410220nerds
>>158410204Star Wars night will never be the same ='(
>>158410198P-please Gary I just bought two jerseys last month... I don't even like the Blackhawks...
>>158410204FUCK
>>158409929Islanders were just ahead of the weewee curve
>>158410204>another boomer
>trb celebrating patrick stewart's deathwhat the fuck is wrong with this guy
>>158410104>>158410197
>>158410220He lost actually
>>158410204Ok, I'm tired of dead celebrities
>>158410265Losing to a burrito does wonders to someone
TRADE ME!!!! RIGHT NOW!1!
>>158410204You're supposed to like him because he uhh he was in the uhh tv.
he lost to mitch too
this is you!
I have watched every single game this season and have every streaming option and I love to buy jerseys. Thank you NHL and I love Israel
Tonight, /hoc/'s Jackies WILL defeat the Canes
Trade requests are fine and NMCs as leverage are fine but the old rule that the receiving team didn't have to honour the NMC was based
>>158410116to brag about how your diesel is cheaper or to complain about how you think they caused it? idk what canadian gas prices look like. I assume yours is cheaper since you have all those natural resources
>>158410305Who did you vote for in the Israeli election
Yes hallo? Colorado Elevations? What's your favorite scary movie?
>>158410320Wazaaaaaaaaaaaaap!
>>158410320fugg take me back before the internet
>>158410204i don't think i've ever watched star trek
>>158410303I had no idea that was a rule. Why was it removed?
why is trb so angry and bubblin again
>>158410204
>>158410204He's cooked.
>>158410319I only vote when Trump is on the ballot :)
>>158410261Death keeps killing the wrong boomer
>>158410336Gary
>if you don't trade me immediately to one of the 5 teams with the best odds on fanduel to win the stanley cup I'll throw a melty and smear you through my agentWhen did hockey players become such divas? I swear it never used to be like this.
>halloween>lames tards shutting uplike clockwork
>>158410380when retarded GMs handed out NMCs to anyone who asked lmao
>>158410380American players get a taste of victory and all of a sudden the NHL is the NBA. everything their claws touch turns to shit, everything.
>>158410380capitalist societyin usa if you don't perform they shoot you
>>158410380They used to sit out a season just because they wanted a better contract.
>>158410385its a really spooky time of year
>>158410336Some give and take between owners and players during CBA negotiations probably, a few years ago. Subban was traded right before his NMC kicked in and Nashville didn't honour it and got rid of him when he started slowing down (it was rare, I think there were others) so a high profile case like that probably made some players seethe. For a malcontent like Larkin or a Panarin who the Kings will have to trade away because they suck it would be cool
>>158410385They went to prison
Waaaaah I make millions of dollars every year hitting a rubber disk with a stick but my team sucks so I'm sitting out waaaaah
>Quasi-NHL insider Jordan Schmaltz, brother of Utah Mammoth forward Nick Schmaltz, is reporting that Dylan Larkin has been traded to the New Jersey Devils.
>>158410305Today I bought 308 litres of diesel at 2.59 per L , last year pre operation Epstein it 1.4 per L so (You) owe me $367 just for today
>>158410462you forgot plus tip
>>158410462no roller dogs?
>>158410457uhhh quinn bros? they have no space for us now...
>>158410418
>>158410457Send him back
>>158410471No but inside the gas station there was a really nice Italian bakery and I grabbed a moist croissant
>>158410462What's a liter?
>>158410508just order a large farva
>>158410508A spelling mistake
https://www.sportsnet.ca/nhl/article/larkin-decides-to-sit-out-until-red-wings-complete-trade/lol
>>158410544The situation is developing
>>15841050810 deciliters, 100 centiliters or 1000 milliliters.
>no early Q league game j’en ai plus qu’assez de vos absurdités, Monsieur Gareth.
>>158410550When the next word shortcut gets stuck in a loop
>>158410550>The situation is developingmuch like on 04/17/22
>>158410581gareth prend et ne rend pas
>>158410508That's the guy who has all the followers are after
Hearing things
A player requesting a trade should have to forfeit their NMC. It's insane that this is even allowed.
i only trust finn anon
>>158410544It's ogre
mcdavid should renegotiate his NMC to only include montreal and then demand a trade
>>158410550One day each and everyone of us will die. All other days we won't.
The islanders have plenty of players that they could trade for larkin
>>158410615stop repeating this dumb talking point it makes you look dumb
>>158410615That's what I've been saying all along. When a player and their fucking (((agents))) negotiate a NMC they've negotiated the right to STAY with the team they've negotiated with.Not a right to choose a team to leave for when the players wants to move.
nucks should trade for jack hughes as a joke
>>158410630Unfortunately for you they hired the right cock this time and he will be winning the cup and staying for the threepeat
>>158410646Shut the fuck up you retarded faggot. Go be pro-player rights somewhere else, you dumb fuck.
>>158410630He's destined for the Habs when Oilers do fuck all for the next 2 seasons
better idea, no more trades, just transfer money
>defending retardo GMslmao
>>158410655no retard, it means they negotiated a no trade clause, which means the TEAM is not allowed to trade them without their consent.
>>158410621He’s the first to post score
>>158410655>i wanted an NMC on my contract>noit's literally that easy
i'm afraid Gary is just going to have to step in and put his foot down
Hello /hoc/. I've been traded here from /cric/ for future considerations
go back
>>158410655They've negotiated a right not to be moved without their approval. It's not called a stay with the signing team clause
Who raped larkbitch and can he rape him again soon?
here is the updated list of gens that are on my no trade list: /epl/, /copalib/, /cric/, /afl/
>>158410701*waives you*
>>158410380Cope he can demand whatever he wants
>>158410723But I was prepared to give 110% effort every shift :(
>>158410713he can't do piss bombs because he's cut so he's almost always on the receiving endhis approved teams have a more favorable ratio of cut to uncut players
Pyotr Kochetkov in the starter's crease again at morning skate. Brandon Bussi has been sitting on that loss at Edmonton for a week.
Gemini says it would give owners too much ammo. Regardless it would be pretty funny if we end up having a lockout over this garbage.
>>158410684>i wanted an NMC on my contract>no>then me and my client will not sign with your team and we will start to to talk to Dallas, Vegas, Nashville, Florida, and Tampa Bay>>158410678>>158410709That means the exact same thing you fucktards.
>>158410750>then me and my client will not sign with your team and we will start to to talk to Dallas, Vegas, Nashville, Florida, and Tampa Baybummer, git gud
>>158410516It's for a cop
>>158410750When your occupation is delivering papers you should take the time to read what people tell you properly and consider why you might be wrong before calling anyone a fucktard.
any good trades???
>>158410749>>158410757Why doesn't Gary introduce a no-bully policy?
>>158410749But that's completely wrong and the AI made two completely different issues - a player with a NMC requesting a trade and a team wanting to trade a player with a NMC, into the same issue. It's not.
All GMs have to do is show they are willing to ruin the players career over this shit even if it burns their salary and trade value.
>>158410775No
>>158410767You have zero arguments and have zero knowledge of your own fucking language. Learn what words mean.
any bad trades???
>>158410775I'm thinking about trading Marner to my toilet in a bit.
Schizo hours
>>158410798I just took a big fat O Canada myself
>>158410791No
>>158410788The argument has already been made, not my fault you can't understand it paperboy. Call the leagues lawyer's if you think you've found a loophole in the language of NMCs as they stand today, I'm sure at least one owner will give you a kiss on the cheek
saturday is a must win for the nucks
>>158410550Based shitposter
>>158410615Good post and correct
>>158410816We're not discussing what the language of NMCs says today you moron. We never did.
>>158410750no retard. This is you: SIGNING A NO TRADE MEANS THEY WUV THEYRE TEAM AND WANT TO STAY 4EVA AND MAKES ME SAD IN MY LIL TUMMY WHEN THEY WANT TO LEAVEWhen adults know its a 'can't trade me without my permission' clause.
>>158410655>they've negotiated the right to STAY with the team they've negotiated with>>158410838>We never didyou did though, you incorrectly stated that an NMC means the player stays with his team.they can request a trade at any time, the team can say no, but the team cannot trade the player without his approval.
>>158410757No trades were brought in because the owners raped the players so badly in the 05 lockout it was a cheap and easy way to let the players think they 'won' something. Of course there have always been ways to force trades, you didnt need to ask the robot that.
>>158410845>its a 'can't trade me without my permission' clause.Yes. They've negotiated the right to stay AKA not to be traded.Fucking dummy.
>>158410806God save the king! Our home and native land. With Purple Mountains majesty. We kill on Gary's command.
Our Sennies play tonight :)
i am going to call the next person who replies after me a word that starts with n
>>158410880Hi!
shall I watch the Ducks, Kings or Sharks play
>>158410877What do they do?
>>158410867are you actually retarded or is it a troll?
>>158410885nice :)
for the paste eaters: No trade clauses give you the right to veto a trade. They are not explicit requests to never be traded.
>>158410891I think you're nice too fren :)
Larkin doesn't know what it takes and he doesn't Burn Local, that's for sure.
m'ask you somethin larkin
>>158410886Mammies/Craps/Shorks
>>158410888their hardest
>>158410838>When a player and their fucking (((agents))) negotiate a NMC they've negotiated the right to STAY with the team they've negotiated with.This is a descriptive statement. It's also been shown to be wrong. If you meant for it to be normative, use the word should, and maybe you'll get your seat at the table next time the cba is negotiated
>GMs stop giving trade protections>star players flock to 5 sunbelt teams>the rest of the league becomes ahl tier>ratings nosedive and the nhl goes on the verge of bankruptcy only then would gary force a solution
going down to the dope store anyone want anything
the contract itself is 'right to play with the team' fucking kek. does the swede think without a NMC you can just suit up for whoever the fuck you want?
>>158410943yeah some prerolls please
>>158410942salary cap prevents that (in theory). People aren't ready for this but the solution is to mandate that no contract can be longer than 4 years.
I already have a final solution to the Gary question but I can't say it here >>158410954what percentage? indica/sativa/hybrid?
HOLY SHIT
>>158410906
>>158410966fake tweet
>>158410966I will literally break your legs
I want to be traded to 1 of 3 teams!Those 3 don't want you. OK add a 4th team to my list. They don't want you either. .....jump ahead 3 months........OK, add these 3 teams to my list. Um, they don't want you either. Why not? I'm a star, why don't they want me?They think you're a soft loser and retarded. OK make it 10 teams on my list. Maybe you should retire.
>>158410986i read this to the tune of fat lip
>>158410979Would be a good trade though
>>158410966Devils are a traitor team
>>158411001Retard
What the fuck is their problem?
>>158411001yeah maybe in retardsville
>>158411017see>>158411031
>>158411017xD
>>158410979Check CNN bro
>>158411017</3
DANA BASH CONFIRMS
>>158411017Based
only shit teams today :(
>>158410863>you incorrectly stated that an NMC means the player stays with his team.No. I correctly stated that a NMC is a negotiated right to not bee traded AKA stay with the team you've signed with. A NMC does not mean you've negotiated a right to chose the teams you can get traded to. >>158410890I accept your concession>>158410930Wrong.
>Dylan Larkin has not officially been traded yet, but a major development has occurred. His camp has notified the Detroit Red Wings that he will sit out and refuse to play until a trade is completed.>The standoff between the former Red Wings captain and the front office reached a breaking point, with his agent Pat Brisson stating that Larkin "has had enough of the situation". As a result, the team held him out of the lineup for trade-related reasons, and insiders report he is unlikely to wear a Red Wings jersey again.
larkin is twice the player brady is so he should get twice the return
It's uphttps://youtube.com/watch?v=szCLgsUfw-w
Who can stop the knights?
Larkin is a twcely a bitch, and should retire and go fuck himself instead of doing anything he wants to do
>>158411090>"I've had enough of this situation that I've by myself has created"What a jackass.
>>158411106Bad goaltending
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Sq1lfsGng0it's up!
>>158411111checkeddddd
>>158411106
>>158410984how Devilish...of them
#suspended
>>158411149Thank you for respecting my pronouns
>>158411119this guy sux
could the next thread be canucks themed
>>158411179What would that theme even be. Like the letter C?
>>158411184no, that would make it a Flames thread
>>158411179This would actually be so AWESOME.
>>158411088I don't think you're dumb, but you're getting lost in the weeds. You said>Not a right to choose a team to leave for when the players wants to move.Whether it's called a stay-with-the-team clause or an NMC is irrelevant: the right of the player to waive the NMC is part of the NMC (players without NMCs can't waive their NMCs, so it has to be accompanying language). Because the player can choose under what conditions they can waive, they can choose whether they move (or stay). It's not a clause that says they have to stay with the team in perpetuity, and that's not how it's used, or has been used. You moved from a post that described a wrong understanding of what an NMC is to arguing what you wish an NMC should be
>>158411179Thrashers already signed a contract for the next thread.
>>158411202That's fair. Always thought the Thrashers were neat.
I think sweden's dumb
>>158411179Getting word from high up sources that it'll be Our Sennies
>>158411226That's also fair
>>158411226really it's only the uneducated paper boy retard, the other posters are ok
>>158411226cool it
>Every time I want to make a thread some no lifer with a 4chan pass beats me by a half second>Every time I don't the thread just sits and waits for a New for 30 minutes
>>158411289KWAB
>>158411293>>158411293>>158411293>>158411293>>158411293NEW THREAD
