Aus 429 vs SA 329 & 4/140Day 4
the 'ched
some brown baddies in the eden park crowd
will have to take your word for it
based commentators saying the quiet part out loud "may as well be a home game for india"
>Arshdeep
When i went arshdeep I made her singh
>>158416910testLORDS eating good
finna?
llen
finna be out
>8 overs, 93 runsindia would be over 150 after 8 overs. this isn't looking good
3 half centuries for Glenn Phallus
>13 overs 147 runsIndia would be over 250 after 13 overs this isn't looking good
fucking KEK never change glen pullips
reckon the wind could fuck off mate
Dropped the williamson-kohli cup
>open stream>howie's shit banter already beginning
please have mercy NZ bros
imagine if we had 11 glenn phillips'
There Will Be Cricket
t20 is so dull
>>158417154I still wouldn't go as far as calling this "cricket", but it's quite good to watch
real cricket starting momentarily
20 minutes of criggy then off to the footy then back to criggy when its a blowout :D
what's the only thing worse than a t20?a t20 dead rubber
we are going to lose this one
seething testies
>joi countdown at the cricketwhat did SA mean by this?
starting off a day with a slow bowler is really lame
>>158417172Every t20 is a dead rubber mate, but it's all good fun
>>158417178you should probably get that checked out mate
300 on the pokemon cards here
>>158417183GONE GOTTEM
>>158417178>>158417183
AWW NICE GARRY
>>158417184>>158417109>>158417122>>158417049this is the cricket thread m8
starcy warcy wiccy incoming this ends today
never mind stacy is cooked
>250 would be a record on this ground>the current record is 243, which was actually chased down by australia they got to 245???
stop playing these shitty shots
Starc will announce his retirement after this gameThat is why his wife is in SA as well; they are going to remain in africa for a holiday after the series.
>>158416915kek
>>158417211hes the best bowler in the teamjust keep going till he breaks down i reckon
>>158417204What don't you understand? If they get to 250, that would be a record.The record target was 243, australia probably hit a boundary when the score was on 241.
>I'll keep throwing wides instead of getting hit for a six
>>158417228it was just the way they phrased itthey didn't say record target, they literally said highest score>the highest score on this ground is 243>in that same game the other team scored 245
anyone see that bloke in the toyota in south africa with his 2 kids in the car about to pull out of his driveway and a bunch of nogs pull up and start shooting?he fires back and kills one and the rest get in their car and drive away.thats in a rich part of south africa, fuck that when I said the entire country is a shithole the other day I meant it
>>158417204>>158417237cunt if you think you phrased this good then youre the problem
nice garry why don't you run between the wickets for them
>>158417239based country desu
>>158417239is this considered good shooting form?
>>158417242this is bait and I will not be replying to you again. goodbye
>>158417254elite, matrix like dodging while firing
Par score here?
>>1584172625 under
every 30 minutes of cricket watching we should all be doing this
>poopeelia could only score 245 on this ground Kek how embarrassing
kekthis flog is going to throw it away
Imagine if instead of being named Gerald Coetzee he was named Cerald Goetzee,
Based melie rooter
>>158417271w-w-wwhat did he mean by this?
So they dropped old man Smith for this Green kid and he's not even going to bowl?
>>158417271
Nathan 'genius monster' lyon
>>158417277Smith had a broken neck and wasn't available to play
>>158417228>australia probably hit a boundary when the score was on 241.That's actually what happenedt.Was at the game
>>158417275he was mad about nearly getting murdered
Happy Friday lads Hope you anzacbros are enjoying a nice cold one
>>158417271>mfw I see black kweens in the crowd
>>158417239I thought he slotted three of the floppies?
save the murderball for Jansen please
>if you get a hundred you can [chirp] as much as you wantkek
Culinan vibes
>>158417284Right back at ya mateSaving my cold ones for the halloween festivities tomorrow
>>158416910>3 match series into 4 match series into 5 match match series into 6 match series (yes the anniversary counts)Kino
>>158417284Did you wake up with a stiffy
>>158417301Woke up wet
Shaun Pollock is a fantastic commentatorBecomes even more apparent when he's paired with an ape like Philander
more like shaun bollock
Is there historically a large French diaspora in Seff Effrika, or is it pure coincidence that both Kallis and Faf popped up in the test side?
let me guess, the most intelligent joke said here tonight was the equivalent of glun phullupshaven't been here in months so I know how dire it is
more like shorn bollock
graeme smith is kinda cute ngl
>when we think 259 is good then India get that in 15 overs
>>158417301I had a dream that I went travelling with my cat
>>158417348thats pretty kino but youre kind of avoiding the question there champ
>>158417345it'll be a record score for this ground if they docurrent record is 243 if you don't count the time aus made 245 and the time nz made 259
>>158417306There was that Bruce Springsteen song where it goes "Last night I woke up with the sheets soaking wet and a freight train running through the middle of my head" and it makes me think Bruce wet the bed haha
MY OLD MAN'S A CONVICTHE WEARS SOME BAGGY STRIPESAND IF YOU DARE RESISTHE'LL STAB YOU WITH HIS KNIFECONVICT'S OUT ON DAY RELEASEHE WENT TO HAVE SOME BEERSTURNED DOWN BY THE SHEILASHE STABBED THE LOCAL QUEERSCONVICT'S ON THE PROWLSEE'S A LITTLE BEAUTHE GETS THE CHLORO OUTAND RAPES HER IN HIS UTE
Imagine staying up all night talking about cricket with Mark Nicholas
>>158417337dis nigga don't know about dutch people
This pitch is a little too spicy for me desu. We would struggle to chase anything more than 120 on it.
>>158417372based aussie anthem and weekly occurrence in sydneys northern suburbs
>series is won>should we give a chance to lil nigga to get some experience>drop him instead
weird how englels are posting about knife crime
why doesn't australia just bowl 150km/h reverse swinging yorkers at the stumps?
For me it's when every 5 years or so Pakistan debut some "15 year old" wunderkind who already has a full beard and it's bleedingly obvious he's lying about his age but the commentators have to go on and on about how amazing it is that he's playing internationally so young.
43 days until based bbl is back
>>158417378they're boers m8
KWAB
>>158417394because you gotta set the batter up with some shorter stuff first to get them playing off the back foot or theyll defend it easily
not sure if this is the start india were after haha lol iykwim haha
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO CHANCE OF GETTING AN UBER IN AUCKLAND TONIGHT
For me, it's India having a guy named Washington when if you put him in a time machine and he met the real George Washington George probably wouldn't consider him to be a human
why isn't cumdog feeding runs today?
>tfw it'll probably dave 'faggot' warner commentating this summerfuckkkk
its funny how the rate of immigration from shitdia is directly proportional to the amount of fucking retarded niggers working uber jeets driving priuses and toyota aquas
if they were playing Ireland it'd be 0/2oh sorry, I mean 2-0 lmao
What’s a winning lead then /cric/
>>158417416and we'll pay 30 bucks a month for the privilege
>>158417422300 bare minimum
>>158417416Dave Warner is no faggot mate
>>158417410brutal kek
Hey now, hey nowDon't dream it's overHey now, hey nowWhen the world comes inThey come, they comeTo build a wall between usWe know, they won't win
>>1584174221 run would suffice if they can bowl well enough to prevent the other team from scoring anythingThe worse the bowling is the bigger that lead needs to be, in most cases they'd want a number much larger than 1 run to feel comfortable
>>158417435Who are "they"?
>>158417437good analysis this
If it's been a while since you've been to the outback and then you go out there you remember just how much of a shithole the majority of this country really is
>>158417384>play Axar and Naman>only bowl 3 + 1 oversBaffling decision. The batters are little princesses because none of them even bowl part time unlike Sachin, Saurav, Sehwag, Yuvraj used to
>>158417443drumpf
More like BITCH SHITNER
>>158417460steady on
nathan smith is THE worst thing to ever happen to nz sport
>>158417453grass and trees are pretty scared huh
When you're hit by a jug in a South Auckland pub, that's a Maori
when you campaign with the mob and next week lose your job that's a Maori
>boogie is a based cric enjoyer
>>158417481speaking of, what happened to Adam Zampa?
>>158417484SHALL be reading the nz plebbit seethe and tears after the election when they can't work out how blue NZ really is.
>>158417453It's fucking dire. Only tree hugging eurotards like that shit.
>>158417491aids and hiv
>A dairy farmer accused of raping his stepdaughter and wife over two decades is also alleged to have committed sexual acts with cows and calves.>The Far North man, whose identity is suppressed, is on trial at the Whangārei District Court facing 38 charges of sexual assault, including 15 of rape, one of bestiality involving cows, and one representative charge of performing indecent acts on calves.>Crown prosecutor Geraldine Kelly told the jury the offending began when the man’s stepdaughter was under 10 and escalated to near-nightly rapes over a decade. Why are peewee livestock and daughter rapists like this?
>>158417491He was playing in the one dayers like last month (spoilers: he was dogshit)
Who is your TOP waifu?https://www.opportunity.org.nz/teamFor me, it's Bianca Boobie.
>>158417453nah theres heaps of good places youre just used to uberjeets and concrete
>>158417503>Wife>Rape
>She later disclosed being raped nearly 300 times and said she felt relief when the man got a vasectomy.>“Getting pregnant had been a concern for her before she was 12,” Kelly said.>On one occasion, the man allegedly told his wife he had been having sex with some of the cows and showed her where and how he did it.>During calving season, he also allegedly made the calves perform oral sex on him, which the wife observed.>The Crown alleges that on at least 20 occasions, following the act with the calves, he would make his wife have sex with him.
>>158417453>romanticising boring, cultureless bogans
>>158417511>she's in my electorate>haven't seen a fucking thing from her, and I attend events with our local MP's and wanna MP'sGood luck to her I guess. This is very Blue territory though. I predict sub 1000 votes.
>and I attend events with our local MP's and wanna MP's
>>158417511>As a co-founder and current chair of the New Zealand sex workers’ advocacy group Fired Up StilettosDo you think she has an OF?
if we dont get wickets jeets will redeem the total >>158417511has and always will be quilae wongwont vote for them though because my parents own too much property shame
>>158417511The one that went skitz in parliament with that war dance was pretty good i reckonshed hate fuck a white man
Once you buy a house you'll start caring about what happens in your electorate mate, maybe ask mumza to buy you a bedsit
>most of us here are transport enthusiastsyeah mate, couldn't tell from that outfit. train autism might be the most boring autism.
I have webm autism
>“New Zealand is the perfect place to build a truly sovereign, solarpunk future.”cric what is solarpunk?
>>158417561>tfw you ask for her number
Wickie
NICE WORK GARRY, RUNNING FOR THAT BALL LIKE YOU RAN OUT ON YOUR FAMILY
ah this is the pat cummins I know and love
Reminder Ausfalia will struggle to chase 200
>>158417561that whore on the left is lower than pretty much any dysgenic whore you can find in philippines for 1000 pesos a night btwjust goes to show how fucked things are in the west
>>158417558made a mess of that post
>>158417594you are a virgin
>>158417503>far norf man
Haha, I sure do love it when my earphones run out of battery. Thank god they got rid of those old earphone jacks that literally nobody had a problem with
>>158417594shut your bitch mouth punk
>>158417594at least we're not speaking german
>>158417598very sad assessment from a virgin yourself
>>158417564commie speak for no electricity and beating sheep to death with your bare hands just to eat.
Revenge of the Kiwi
onya bike shit cunt
CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD POOLAPSE TIME
>>158417649execute order 74
GONEFUCK OFF
If I were a cricket player I simply would not hit the ball in the air to an opposition player who was positioned in a fashion that made it obvious that their goal was to attempt to get me to hit the ball into the air to the player they positioned there.
*slaps forehead*Breetzke you utter mong
lmao we need that celly webm'd (and a cropped version)
Blaming Sam Drury for that
>>158417239https://www.noticer.news/white-farmer-ears-cut-off-south-africa/ending apartheid was a mistake>>158417554picrel
>>158417667clip the santas little helper one legend
>>158417681that whore is the definition of damaged goodsshe's already been gang raped by mongrel mob btw
>>158417681this woman should be our prime minister
>>158417554>>158417681For me, it was the bigboy speaker who was clearly so fed up with this shit
ONE BRINGS TWO GARRY
>>158417682
Aboriginals need to get on the tren. If they looked like Maori's they'd get more respect I think.>>158417700>bowl absolute dogshit, would have been a non-legside wide>get a wicketkek
we're in the driver's box here i reckon
>nonleg-side
>>158417657Having someone hole out in the deep is hardly a great ball.
>>158417695https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mW-Dv_30684His look at 0:58
>>158417715the curse is broken
I'm going to check the world cup test table rankings ladder, I'll be back momentarily.
if you're still buying the western woman meme there's genuinely somethign wrong with youbrains cooked
CumGOD
yeah good job cameron
been told I'm a very fast runner when I play tennis
>welsh genes>good at anything athletickek you're no usain bolt let me gently put it that way
THAT'S SO GOOD GAZZA
>>158417749kek
>dropped the Mandela-Hanson cup
>>158417629Only new phones with 3.5mm jack, sd card slot and the option to de-jewgle with LOS is Sony Xperias
that ball looks cactus
IF we win todayTHEN there will be no cricket tomorrow
jeets will redeem thisdon't even worryjk this is eden park, the fortresswe literally haven't lost here ever, in rugby or cricket
Lock up your livestock peewee sheep rapists gonna be on the prowl tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZuHAsf6qO0&list=RDPZuHAsf6qO0
We should do the sporting thing and lose for the sake of all the QTs in the saffa crowd
>>158417759cacti look completely different to cricket balls
livestock are the just the feral english females that managed to escape the arab gang rape from the english island LMAO
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT CATCH(ES)
>>158417788yeahI thought he threw too far
5-er
I need a third monitor
>>158417745we are black so are athletic
>>158417757Samsung still make phones with headphone jacks. They just aren't "good". But they work fine for basic stuff like calls, videos, music.>>158417795I got a big ultrawide that I can split programs/tabs into two halves of the screen and a horizontal 2nd. That's the move.
>>158417788
OI ARE FUCKEN YUNG LASSES ARE GETTING GANG ROIPED LOCK THE BORDERS KEEP EM ALL IN HEREMORE ARABS THE BETTER I RECKON
>>158417800think this is corrupt, 2nd half won't load
>>158417782
>>158417810loads finetry again
>>158417800checked and based
>>158417810based intel celeron enjoyer
>>158417813how odd. reloaded it multiple times and didn't work. reloaded after this post and it worked. hmm.
>>158417767is this actually true
Mad how New Zealand should be winning this irrelevant brainletbash series 4-0 but instead they're losing 3-1
if we lose by less than 100 runs it's a moral victory
>>158417811hope this lanky faggot gets his head taken off
>>158417831but enough about karl marx
>>158417831That won't happen.
>>158417821yestry look up a lossit's either manufactured or fake
>weyou aren't welsh. neither is the surrey larping tarq
gottem
>>158417800MELIE ROOTER
>>158417841fuck i read lanky as lefty
How good for renshwa
>>158417810It didn't load the second half for me either initially. It could be a cloudflare cdn thing, I don't think there's any issue with the webm.
based aussies getting a free review for "bump ball".
Creaky bat?
>random clicking noise strikes again>>158417859rocks on the pitch hitting each other? foot spike?
had sex Wednesday night lads
>>158417864what was his name?
>>158417864what's his name?
Wednesday night, six years ago
Would it be illegal to have a device in your pocket that can make a noise that sounds like a nick, to trick the other side into wasting reviews?
>>158417869>>158417870
haven't had sex in 15+ years
>>158417864what was her name?
Same old dirty rotten cheating convicts claiming grassed catches
>>158417864what was her caste?
WHAT A FUMBLE
>>158417869>>158417870reckon this kind of cheek is why they sent >us in first against the ottomans lads
dropped the match
>>158417864WHAT WAS HIS NAME LMAO!!!!fucking gottem, LOSER, IDIOT, LOSER
what a throw
I'd love to fuck an Englishman up the arse
is it better to not have sex in 15 years or to bag a land whale or jeetprobably the most philosophical question of our era
>>158417864I can tell ur a leg spinner
>>158417883Churchill couldn't handle the bants.
>>158417876based father of two kids in their teens
>>158417882
15 years? That's just crazy!NO ONE could go that long without sex haha!
>>158417896not have sex. conserve your chi and your dignity
Would you marry a single mother if the kid was a girl and you could accidentally like walk in her changing and shit
>>158417896not have sex for SURE. If anyone picks pussy they're a fucking retard.
>>158417912take it, double it and give it to me
>>158417914Sick kickflip marnie
>>158417912sex with your mum counts zachy lmau
In my time I've jerked off to every single race except abo and indian. Just can't manage it.
>play 2 hours>already go off for lunchNot a fan.
You've gotta try abo porn.
>>158417926>me at golf when the fat wife at home keeps texting
>>158417908who is that?
haven't wanked in like 2 weeksfeel no desire to>>158417924had a 3-way hookup with an abo chick and a blonde haired/blue-eyed one in the middle of a paddock at an 18th back in the day. It was an experience
116 from 24 at the bottom of the order is the most dangerous lead
>>158417924I got abo with Ruby Valentine. Couldn't do it now because she died in car crash a few years ago.India, go look up Kaya Kapoor. Proper English Curry Rose.
>>158417926they would not survive working in retail
if I've watched horse porn abo porn is not even remotely too far off the tableshrimple as
>>158417927girlsoutwest enthusiast?
>>158417939Fuck off nonce
>>158417931
>>158417946did you mean to reply to this guy>>158417916
>>158417947you guys need to be banned from picking no-names
BJ Fisher has dropped 7 catches in 4 games. I wish this wasn't a fact.
>>158417946every single man on the planet has seen horse porn at least onceyou're a liar faggot
>>158417957*be's not a man on this planet*
>>158417957No i havent, i never watched mr hands
>>158417956Sounds ideal for the trans Tasman test
>>158417968oh my god, he came
>>158417957Are you wanking to animal planet you sicko?
>>158417975the guy or the horse?
Reckon this kiwi gets jealous of the jockeys on Melbourne cup day
>Japanese NT player got a contract for the WBBL>She's half-AustralianIf she's good she fucks off and plays for Australia and if she's shite she remains Japanese
Shock videos are a thing of the past
>>158417561>laughingwhores.webm
>>158417826well done
>>158417994RIP liveleak 1999-2021
>>158417965liar >>158417968idk about mr hands but you've seen some fucked up shit>>158417976
Women look good but they're smelly
>>158417503GRIMUPNORF
you're an absolute sick fuck if you've seen any horse porn other than mrhands. DO NOT reply to me.
>>158418017don't think they're getting to that target
what the fuck is mr handsI've seen a girl sucking off a horse which is about as normal as you getplus some weird faggot fucking a female horse
gz nz chads
I think I was 1 white person in the crowdGrim
>>158418049did you have a chilly bin
Horsefucker has killed the thread with his drunken ramblings of horselust
the only horse i want to see get fucked is kath
>>158418060would put those clodhoppers in my mouth iykwimwim
>>158418060crisp
Oh I get it, you guys were implying he had sex with a man.
I'm back from the footy la- WTF is going on here
Kath is a good name for a 30 or 40 year old white woman
>I've seen a girl sucking off a horse which is about as normal as you get>as normal as you getformally apologising /cric/ bros I thought daniel and then lawncunt were our worst of the worst
having dinner for dinner
actually im not a sexual deviant, actually very vanilla actually
I've a vanilla fetish too
>so many cricket breaks>they play the exact same montage every single onefuck sake Fox get a fucking clue
I've never been ATTRACTED to horse porn, thats the part I don't think you're gettingsimply watched itand I find the idea that you would lie about it quite repulsiveI know you've all watched it, you've probably seen the same videosso stop lyingshrimple as the only thing worse than a liar is somebody who does so out of fear of not conforming
>BJ coomerposting live on air
>>158418060
150+ lead wins it FACT
>>158418060I'd give it to Jacinda Adern if I saw her out on a Friday night on the nose beers.
>>158418122>he'd jack off to this but not a nice long smooth horse cockholy grim
Fucking marnus
>cummins with the bodyline playNoice.
>>158418119sight for sore eyes after the jeet gamethem and their AI signs
do you think marn stands around garry's bed while he's making love to his wife and is all like "ohhh yeah gazza I liked that one" lol
>>158418119This is essence of cricket
>>158418119Why are white south african women such whores?
>>158418036>eight seven eight seven
>>158418116>>>/wsg/6261502
Marnus is not right in the head
>>158418119even a jeet could drive a truck through that gap
>>158418147kekk
>>158418148be nice he's about to be put down
>>158418149Their own?True they are probably part black somewhere.
>>158418149You're somehow worse than the nz horse apologist
>>158418147dont acknowledge it bj you idiotnow the purple hairs are going to write complaints
>>158417921I had sex on Wednesday (not with my mum)
>>158418160Can't believe you let your Dad fuck you on wednesday.
>>158418157Purple hairs don't watch cricket m8
>>158418160nice, you suck him off or he suck you off?
>>158418147I'm emailing about that, disgusting.
feeling like we're being setup for a roolapse tomorrow
>>158418167
>>158418160Proud of you son
>be at beach>suddenly a fit woman takes off her top in front of meWas legit stunlocked for a moment.
New ball please
>>158418178I legit thought this was a deeply roasted chicken.
Wickie please
bikini alert!
BOOBA
we don't objectify women
>>158417561would go to war over rightwould not even take a second look at left, thinks way too highly of herself
Sorry we respect women
>>158418178Nathan Lyon to Temba Bavuma, 2026 (colourized)
>>158418178what the frick? zachy?
>>158418178shalom
Don't these south african women have jobs?
>>158418205their job is to be hot and land a man
BOOOOBAAAAAAA
Are normalfags at another stage of grief or something? Could explain the promiscuity.
If Starc doesn't get 2 wickets with the new ball it's fucking over
gm fellas xhttps://youtu.be/Y0mwkv7unIo;-;
>>158417956If it was a sheep's cunt he'd never drop it>>158418119Made for /Big Bharat Lund/
Think we've lost the story here.
>Can't get wickets>Don't know what to do>Start bowling short to le intimidate xdddNever going to pass the eye-test. Prove me wrong.
>>158418119her belly button is way too high and strange looking
>>158418224If it were*
let me tell you guys a bit about test cricket in the late 90s/ early 2000s
i chose the sydney sixers for my team in the big bash because i liked their name the most (it was that or sydney thunder) and it turns out they're one of the best teams inshallah. shame about their poofter pink kit.
>>158418239bret the hitman hart wore pink you heathen
>brit obsessed with sydneysad... many such cases...
Can't wait for Howie to get home safely to Australia and away from those african bullies
a wicket is imminent
>>158418241the sweltering summer of 92
https://www.nine.com.au/australia-news/wa/young-west-australian-man-charged-with-planning-terrorist-attack-20261030-p619xz.htmlLet me get this straight, the cops/AFP/ASIO had enough data surveillance to catch 1 kid with literally no gun and mere information he got from /k/ and other hobbyist sites... but couldn't stop islamic terrorists they were actively monitoring who literally went to meet Isis irl. Nor could they find any of the illicit weapons bikers and whatnot have on them. At what point do we call this evidence of collusions with biker drug cartels?We know they hired them to work on Nauru.
Need a saffer win so i can add to the list of Postman Woke failures
>>158418243im addicted to supporting aussie teams with the most gaudy kits going
>>158418258you have a great skin routine
>>158418250I'm afraid you've made the mistake of posting polshit in a sports thread!
>insufferble cunt on comms>name: jarrod>nationality: convictEverytime
>>158418272based #1 Howie fan
>>158418199>>158417594these boys get it. the uglier(insecure) slags in general compensate(be annoying) more. similar to men>>158418157how rife is ausland with those?
crazy how theres not a single good halloween special in all of television history
>>158418266Test in a months time in Perth. Terror is somewhat relevant.Well more importantly, police incompetence and exploitation of powers that doesn't actually stop shit.
>The first game of the 2026–27 Big Bash League (BBL) will be played at:>MA Chidambaram Stadium (Chepauk) Chennai, India>Saturday, 12 December 2026>Melbourne Renegades vs Perth Scorchers>Start time: 8:10 pm AEDT>Local start: 2:40 pm in ChennaiPut it on your calendar and stick it on your fridge wooooo!!!
So we've got the best 4 fast bowlers in the world but giving Lyon the new ball? wtf
>>158418294and we started the day with him bowling too
LEAVE MARNUS ALONE
WAY too many saffa kids with signs saying "my teacher thinks i'm sick"
>>158418294Lyon can't resist a change up
>>158418296That peach last night wasn't shit at all.
>>158418299better than them begging for socks and helmets and shit
>>158418287I like the community (2009) ones ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>158418300
>>158418299My Dad used to just tell my teacher I was at the Ashes and that was enough here.These kids clearly don't have good parents or schools.
Slaphead and Postman Woke shitting up another 2nd innings in a deciding test>see u at da gabba moite
we always do better when I'm not watching so for cricket's sake I'm going to bed
Going to bed now. I better not miss a wicket, and we better not be chasing 350+ or some gay shit.
ausbros im starting to worry
>>158418119she lives in Mindarie
>starc offhow can it be a test of strength and endurance if you can just go off and get a replacement on whenever you feel like it WOKE NONSENSE
>>158418319I saw this coming last night as I posted shit to a south african poster.>My hubris!
>>158418321mindarie deez nuts
Once again Jamboy spending more time watching Australia than India he's definitely not LARPing though
>jansen will still come out and score 200fml
>>158418319nah we're just giving the crowd some criggy we're just that elite and nice
>>158418323I like the idea of 2 or more regular field subs for tests. It just keeps the field fresh and the game more alive.I don't like fatigued fielders not even trying. I don't get why we keep this "sacred cow" and would love to see this rule changed.
So Starc goes off hurting. Wouldn't it be great if we had a 5th bowler in the squad to rotate out these old guys and keep them healthy...Fucking moron selectors
and thats drinks
>>158418282truthbombto be honest I don't care about the insecurity as much as I care about the disparityliterally why would I tolerate some western whore when I could get a cute, nice, timid asian girl for a few dollars a night quite literally supply and demandthere is no demand for uppity obnoxious overweight female westoids
>englel 12 - 30 Tonga
>>158418290man am i glad i don't care about this shit or i'd be pissed
>>158418346The team you pretend to support lost by a 100 runs to New Zealand today in case you care
>>158418350Entire BBL seasons will be played on Indian soil soon
>>158418337Well that's a good point, why not do PM's XI tier teams and have rotations?
>>158418357not by 100
>at least 500k worth of camera equipment surrounding the field>all the cameramen just scanning around to find the most qt girls what a job!
>>158418350>>158418346
>>158418360crisp
>>158418366why did you reply to me
>>158418365But clearly ladies are going to the cric because of this... weirdly.
>>158418360the indian tourist department should jump on board and offer Australian bbl fans packages and flights etc
>>158418365how good is it
>>158418376hearty kek
>englel 0 - 78 convicts
>>158418376kek you picked it up too
>>158418376KEK based editing skillz
NPC repeating himself again
i ddint know rickelton was a testman batsman
If you guys are tired of watching this pavement pitch drawslop, tune into Bangladesh vs West Indies.
>>158418397how are my windies doing
Postman Woke series>average: 61>SR 105Honourary Hindu HISland>av: 16>SR: 34
>>158418376oh fuck yeah i literally cummed to this
>>158418386
>>158418397TRINILALRINILAL
>>15841828790s era simpsons halloweens were alright
>>158418403Bangladesh lead by 100 with 4 wickets left. Basically even because either team could shit the bed tomorrow.
Jamboy posts about India this thread:>0Jamboy posts about England and Australia this thread: >uncountable
>>158418408
if Rickelton's name was Scully, it'd be Scully and Mulder out there lmao
>>158418414kkeewwwwlll might have a cheeky peek next break
Why don't they just put Marnus to bat at no 4?
Resident geritric ess*x chutney boy's bf>av: 50 (was 65 until a few cheap tailend wickets)>SR: 101No wonder the engshiter chutney boy's seething
>>158418434>marnus
Jamboy upset his boys got thrashed by New Zealand can't blame him though when cricket is all his country has
>>158418443why can't you just be nice
we’re gonna make it broswe’re gonna make it to day 5
>>158418447Chutney boy's at least 65 years old this is all he has until he gets cremated
>>158418436What are you on about now?
>>158418436>geritricIs this the famous Hindu intellect I've heard so much about?
>>158418459what do you think he was on call for really
>>158418459>batsmenuhh yikes, not a good look here...
>>158418381Uncomfortable for me personally.I don't like people gawking at others through a lens like this. I hate this at the beach. Cameras and drones should be banned there. I wouldn't take kids to crowded beaches nowadays for this reason. Starting to feel that way with sports venues too now. It's madness.You got away with this in the 00s and 90s because "hi mum I'm on TV" was still a thing. It's not the same now. Focus on the fucking sport.
>>158418455you live rent free in his head
>>158418463I can't enjoy something unless I see other people having a good time also why can't our bowlers do anything right
>>158418474To make Cummins look better. It's tactical... for Cummins.
If i was shown on camera at the cricket I'd be internally sperging and seething, blood pressure and heart rate would go through the roof, i'd probably go red in the faceI'd be so humiliated and embarrassed, i'd hate it
Armpits
>>158418245Where wicket?
Women love showing off their sweaty armpits
>>158418468Chutney boy's from ess*x and still uses cockney rhyming slang. Reckon he's a retired black cab driver who watch GB News all day in his council flat because Uber drivers took his business away kek
The one difference I did notice as a kid between Zimbabwean and SA friends is that SA friends loved their nudity while Zimbabweans were the opposite. Interesting.Why is this a thing?
>>158418483only because you see us taking screenies and posting them but for anyone at home or usually anywhere and I don't mean this is a rude way just a literal way, most people don't give a fuck and you'll be forgotten very soon besides I bet you're cute :)
>>158418503It's not just people watching these nowadays.You forget that big data is a thing, social engineering is a thing.It's actually dangerous now.
>>158418463touch grass it's not that deep
>>158418483YFW
>>158418459>fat white wifekino
Show womens feet and armpits
god some of you are such fucking faggots, pissing and moaning about everything
Right time to pick up some post toil beers
Starc just went off to poo, now he's back
for times like these we need a boland type of bowler maybe even boland himself
you're the expert
>>158418515>touch grassDelusional.You have an AI/technocrat situation globally and you still think it's just party mode. I personally have actually looked a little bit into encrypting surveillance of me because god knows when Big Data would want to kill you. This is why I think speed cameras/cctv are actually a legit threat to anyone caught in them now. Cops simply will not admit this, it makes their job easier and that's all they care about - their job. It's not for safety, these things are unsafe now.
>>158418459based crime having to wait 26 hours for his parole hearing
>>158418535the old tac in the boot will always work for your gait at least :)
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHERE IS BOLAND?
>>158418533we need cummins to have an "accident" at tea and hit his head
GONE GOTTEMPISS OFF
>>158418542Not needed, my shoes are fucked and my gait is so odd I had a rep at school. It's just inconsistent depending on the weather. Soreness.
Huntsman won't fuck off I can't reach him
Might have to do a 2 foot long shit
>>158418551I reckon there was something there desu but they edited the replay
>>158418547Or for Lyon to punch him in the face for a laugh.
>go pee>no wicketI don't like this at all
>>158418563Wow we're in sync.It's almost like people eat dinner at similar times or something.
thought that green bloke was a bowler too
>having to use travis headmassive story loss
>giving head a spellthis is the desperate phase of the cummins test era wicket probably in the next 5 overs then absolute poolapse
>20th over of the 2nd new ball>head bowlingKek the convicts have surrendered
>LABUSCHAGNEit's over
the cricketboks should be graceful hosts and declare now
what does inglis bowl?
if you're going to do a throw of the century at least do it to Bavuma or Markam or cunts that can actually playBut to fucking Rickleton and Mulder? Really cunt?
>>158418598>>158418598>>158418598
>>158418584Unironically our secret weapon.Don't know how.
>>158418542they can use heartbeat signatures now
>>158418619Well that's great, I have heart arrhythmia issues and it's also irregular.And you can get around this with drugs easily. That one's easy to mask.You can also probably buy a device to emulate the heart to play near the heart. I don't see why that would be tricky to mask.Gait is a lot harder. In fact it might be harder to mask than DNA. Voice is another one. But these are all easy to mask if you jam equipment and hack people using computer backdoors to surveil you through "traps" regularly. Harder is stopping assholes taking your picture at coles every time you buy a drink. There are people, if you pay attention, that just ghost the checkouts of coles and shit nowadays. They're not cops and I don't know who they work for, but now many people around me have noticed them. Also public high risk areas. Squares. Bridges.
>>158418689you have schizophrenia, stop smoking weed and get helpno one gives enough fucks to monitor your activity or behaviour especially the cunts hanging around coles
>>158418696>no one gives enough fucks to monitor your activityWhich is the problem. It just thrown into a pile of data, ordered and spat out. Which means it regularly bugs out and just profiles the wrong people.Or it can get hacked and again profile the wrong people.This is why you don't put backdoors into devices. That said, hesitation due to surveillance is arguably a bigger concern than the risk of being surveilled.
>>158418290This is why I choose baseball.
