Patiently Waiting for Baseball Editionold and busted: >>158408992
>>158420892Anime and beer
I'll take a fucking right away
>>158420892
>>158420892Looney Tunes and wine
>>158420900the space between us feels like a playground of possibilities. let's see what kind of trouble we can get into.
Slip me one of those
>>158420917I passed gas in the form of a chortle, hearty, deep. But it's not laughter that fills my belly, it's gas.
stove status?
>>158420900Not today. Hand it over.
>>158420941Suckin' on whatever, that fairy. God he's cute, cute little fuck, he's fucking mocking me, he knows I want him. Gay little fag tempting me..... tantalizing me. Fuck his dumb ass
>>158420941Stone Cold
>>158420931this conversation is captivating, but the secrets whispered on skin are even more enticing. ready to explore them...a little closer, perhaps?
>spam genny with cancer>team losses horrificallyeach one lost in a different way too >mets didn't make the playoffs>doyerpacos won and then got swept by a team they swept before>cubs choked hard and their MVP did nothing, swept by the same state who eliminated the bears in football last year>yankees swept their rivals and then got swept by small ball
>>158420968I wouldn't even mind being gay, but I don't think men are cute at all. I freaking love women though, I can't get enough. I'm wondering though, why do they always flip their hair behind their ears when I walk by them? Is it the height, the muscles, or the smile? Who knows, secrets.... so many secrets in the world!
>>158420983Copernicus has navigated us to dumbass dot com lol
For me its barrel man.
Wait, the Dodgers billion dollar super team couldn't even get a win off the Brewers?
Heliocentric genny.
>Dustin May to head into FA after declining option with BrewersWe may have found our Michael King replacement.
>>158420985The moonlight paints you in such a way...I can't resist the urge to explore every captivating inch...with my imagination, of course. For now.
Dustin May suck a fuckin dick lo
>>158421013What's his fucking problem? Smug prick, you can tell he's gloating about all the cheating.
>>158421016astros have more catholic fans than the white sox (black baptist fanbase) do
>>158421030Does the Pope come from Houston or Chicago?
anus
>>158421025Fuck that red head nigga. Literally lost both playoff games he started for us.
>>158421040tradcaths hurt themselvesthe more protestant fanbase won every series the white sox were in
>>158421052Yes they made a deal with the devil and eternal torment will be their reward. The Vatican just released some new documents and according to the Donation of Constantine Skubal is promised to the Southside.
When the visiting team is out for the 3rd time, the broadcasters say "inning over".The inning is not over. It's halfway done.
>>158421001kek-o!
>>158420963straightest stove minder
who’s the newfag and why did he forget about the royals and the padres discord?
>bears immediately mortgage their future because gaysconsin won the world serieskek leadheads are such spiteful little gremlins
Basebros, he's got us there
>>158421105he meant kph ser
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Today’s the two year anniversary of the stinkeeiest inning in World Series history kek!
kek doyerpacoskek cubtrannieskek MESTizos
Think we're getting a lockout? That shit must suck if you're a free agent. Jazz and the rest of the Yankees free agents are definitely getting fucked.
>>158421170top kek! I hate troons and foids.
>>158421170kek!
The lockout will break the doyers :)
>eaton and cheng traded>sonny gray goneWhat else do the Red Sox need to do this year to fix the team?
>>158421195FAGGets kek!
>>158421176Not just a lockout? The entire 2027 is going to be canceled. Both sides are standing their ground and will not easily be moved.
>>158421205Trade for Ryback
Every team should have a Japanese player.
>>158421176Jizz kek Jizz Jizzem lel Jizz Jizzem Junior LMFAO
>>158421215What are the odds the government gets involved? Feels like a 3rd party needs to intervene and make it fair for both sides.
>>158421239>none of them made the world series>75% of the teams in the ALCS/NLCS didn't have a japanese player>the japanese players all choked for the last onethe gimmick is overtotal weeb destruction
>/mlb/ has buck broken der chikaner to a state of rotating seethe about one of three teams and pretending he isn’t posting kek based /mlb/bros
>>158421250Even during peace time, and without everything looming overhead, Trump probably gives zero shits about baseball. If it were golf or maybe football, he'd step in. Nah, the gambling companies are probably the ones who'd step in. Baseball makes so much money for them because there are so many games.
calipacos and MESTizos fuming kekfor an entire year all they can remember is how badly they choked they can't even flee to football because all their teams have been destroyed
Please fuck my ass
>>158421250Did the government intervene in 1994? Did they intervene when the 2004-05 NHL season was canceled? Government shouldn't butt in.
>>158421263Venezuelans are the new meta.
>>158421283The Cowboys are doing alright. In the hunt for a division title at least.
>>158421300Giants better
>>158421291>Did the government intervene in 1994?They did, a lot. If I remember right, the White House had a whole press conference, there were senate meetings, and they got federal mediators appointed to try and help.
>>158421333Government should never intervene in labor disputes. Let the League and Players Union fight it amongst themselves.
>>158421333trump already came out in support of a salary cap though>>158421345its afraid
>trump is a retard cuck for the highest bidder no way you’re kidding me! Next you’ll tell me Mark Walter tried to bribe him with a World Series ring to get the SEC off his back.
>>158421369Let's listen to the guy who started a professional football league.
Jizz Jamm
>>158421205uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh gimmie Durbin and some prospects for Kirby
Cap em!
Thinking of getting a tattoo this offseason
The Mariners will win a WS in a year with four digits that starts with 2.
>>158421308I'm a brewers fan and this is a little suspicious
>>158421433Stop posting her. She hates baseball wants to be left alone.
>>158421433keep posting her, she won Gold for America
I'm officially a Cubs girl!
>>158421486>2999
>>158421308I'm a brewers fan and we cheated.
I just feel so guilty my favorite club, the Brewers, cheated this entire year.
>>158421545Milwaukee prays to Allah everday. Allah is great.
>>158421560I left you because you cheated, asshole!
>>158421308bru cru here... i love the team but this is pretty damning
>>158421308Delete this!!
>>158421205it's fuckedi guess arias could be good (unlikely) and anythony could stay healthly (impossible)
>>158421534Congratulations!
>>158421308this is insane
>>158421568Mom can I have GTA? Dad said he'd buy it for me if I tell the family court I want to spend more time with him. He says since the Brewers won he won't hit me anymore.
>>158421292the last time a player won both in the same year was Bregman in 2017, seems like only cheaters can pull it off
>>158421618The Jews won the WBC?
>>158421565You're thinking of Minneapolis.
The brewers lied and people died
>>158421308Arsehole!
>>158421308sick fuck!!
>>158421528>>158421531I have literally nothing else to do this offseason besides posting the Baltimore Orioles number one fan
>>158421308Now the pitching stats.
>>158421333this time the current administration is pro salary cap and pro billionaire
>>158421605Maybe when your deadbeat dad makes his child support payment I'll think about getting your stupid game
>>158421666Wait til the blue wave comes chud. The Dems are taking control
>>158421308wow, just... wow
>>158421585i would imagine some kind of hitter is going to be brought in. they can't count on any of duran, yoshida, anthony, or casas to be productive hitters.
>>158421308This is incane
>>158421308I had no idea
for me it's the O's
>>158421333>>158421666>>158421671Nobody is going to intervene, they probably delay the season by a couple weeks and we get some modest changes to the CBA.
>>158421308We didn’t know!
>>158421272He gives a shit if he can extract a bribe like a partnership with Kalshi which his son owns a stake in or some red meat to throw to his cultists like lifting Pete's ban
>>158421691O yea
NU>>158405107>>158405107>>158405107>>158405107
>>158421409you sure you want durbin? he is on like his 4th surgery in 3 days.
>>158421664>the Baltimore Orioles number one fanThat's only your head cannon. She doesn't watch baseball at all.
>>158421683he will save the red sox
>>158421747I love baseball and I'm the Orioles #1 fan
How did every hispanic coded team lose horribly? In football too
>>158421723That aint nu
>>15842178449ers are 6-1
>>158421751i do think it will probably be him, or maybe arozarena. mostly because they are right handed. between one of them, contreras, and ideally mead being the hitter he was in washington should fix the lineup balance problems.
>>158421792norcal teamsocalpacos cannot claim themand now they're injured and purdy got exposed as an evansbabby kek
>>158421747No one watches baseball, that's why the ratings suck
>>158421723arsehole!
>>158421723*kicks dirt on you*
SOMEBODY THINK ABOUT THE RATINGS
Member when der chikaner used to spam gore or loli and now he just rants and raves about the doyers and mlb ratings all day lmao
dumb teams like the stankees and doyers
>>158421819If you mention, ratings, player excitement level, cheating allegations or parade size I immediately know you are the most saltiest, butt hurt fag on planet earth.
>>158421824
>>158421840I love ratings, player excitement level, cheating allegations and parade size!
sewers cheated tho and they're a ratings black hole sucking the revenue out of the league
>>158421728Brendan Flyover has the same problem but sucks at defense.
I'm a bottom! a kickapoo bottom! from gays mills gaysconsin!
thinking about going trick or treating again this year, bros
Who mindbroke shartcago harder, brian flores or the brewers?
>>158421897dressed as an anus
>>158421891
>>158421308flyover sisters... how do we respond?
>>158421824Member when he spammed pictures of Trump with the stankees for an entire year then they got absolutely bootyblasted by the rays and never lead a game for a single inning lol
I knead it...
>>158420892does that sign say "SELIG EXPERIENCE"? What is the Selig Experience?
>all my teams and allies lost but i beat the voices in my head o algokek
>>158421239mets are taking over japan when they get sato
he was brought to heel by /mlb/ and the psychogang lol
you now remember ben sheets
>>158421981Tramadol and kino
>>158421239Players? No. Cheerleaders? Yes!https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AcuQpyjXWoo
>>158422013gavin sheets?
>>158422036Ben Nintendy
>>158421531maybe fools gold!
horrible year for them kek
The 2026 World Series ratings saw a decrease compared to 2024 and 2025
dumb teams like the stankees doyers philthies mest and blow jays
>>158422128wonder what viewer demographics looked like between those years
>>158422134kek!
>>158422134>>158422150Givem a cum shitter!!!
kek faveLApacos gonna seethe all offseason
>>158422155Check this one out!
Dodgers won the story
dombrowski shouldn't have a job
can't wait to see the wailing after the cap hits
dodgerchads still run this genny
>>158421105The loss of izzat is unreal
What game should I play first this offseason, Metaphor Refantazio or Persona 5 Royal?
Stearns can sod off if he wants to pay 325m for Skubal.
>>158422407order of the sinking star
>>158422171Okek!!!!
already forgot who won. pirates?
>>158422477$30 is kinda crazy for your box puzzle game, jonathan
>>158421124Number S Freddie Freeman
>>158421170I'm stupid, who is this chart depicting?
>>158422551Cubs won that world series.
>>158422587Don’t reply to chikaner
>>158422563there are like 1400 puzzles thougheverbeit
>>158422407I think you should play outer wilds
>>158422551Cubs
>>158421683not many free agents and the team has no trade pieces besides their aces which they can't give upit's over unless you can scam someone into taking ranger suarez or unc chapman
guys I dont know how long ill last in here this off season
>>158422477>>158422656These were not presented as options
>>158422694you only proposed gookslop outerwilds is a yank creation
>>158422694I got one for ya, russian roulette!
>>158422656holy based aussiebro
>>158422687please stay
>>158422717whoa! take it easy bud!!
>>158422011Phillies are getting Sato, cope and seethe.
ballplayer's
>>158422687perhaps I could tempt you with some coombait
>>158422771Sexo
winky spotted
>>158422771face too smiley
banana kino is starting
>>158422771Way too happy
>>158422781isn't livvy always smiling?
>>158422694>>158422407Persona 5 is better paced and you'll find learning the mechanics in Metaphor easier if you've learned babby version first.
>>158422804nope
>>158422770ball club owner's
>>158422818oof madone
>>158422862absolutely sickening
>>158422862a disgusting act
Smart baseball won. Bigly.
>>158422885*cheating baseball
>>158422171KEK
>>158422894No, cheating baseball got swept.
>>158422862
whens the cy youngs etc announced?
>>158422924Early December? I can't remember.
>>158422924they were canceled this year due to sub-par standards
these fucking election ads can't stop airing soon enough
Who's hyped for Game 6?
>>158423021who is baking the game bread
>>158422924zack wheeler got snubbed by his own rib
test
>>158423114failed. see me after class young man
Is the lockout going to change the outcome of the regular season?Less games?More teams advancing to the playoffs?Selig would’ve never
Barry Bonds hit .292 against Hall of Famers.That alone should get him in. Steroids don't raise your batting average
>>158423114Nooo you can't evade your ban. You have to stop posting for three days
>>158422694Play silent hill that’s where these maymays came from
>>158423155well they do raise your batting average by making you hit more home runs and fewer flyouts, but you know what I meant
>>158423155>>158423176hard hit balls increase your xba and steroids make you hit balls harder
>>158423155people act like pitchers of that era weren't juicing as well.
kek doyerpacos
>>1584225872025 mets playoff chance vs the team who beat them
>>158423165I did wait out my ban tho, just couldn't remember if it was today or tomorrow
Recker swindled me with that ass of hers!
>>158423275i thought i said you were outta hea
umpies, i beg you...
>>158420892is that Passan?
>>158421308>HOUSON
>>158423175just beat silent hill f and I've played 1-3
>>158423155they improve your kinetic vision by strengthening your eye muscles which increases your batting average (anime taught me this)
teach this bussy
Just had Raising Canes for the first timeThis is what you manchildren get excited about?! I’ve had gas station strips that tasted better
>>158423584this is a shake shack genny
>>158423432Was it any good? I bought the remake of 2 but I haven’t played it
>>158423386who?
>>158423199DINGER
for me it's popeyes $10 strips + side app-only combo (with two saucie packies)
Zaxbys genny actually
baseballhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/lu3t7mTvDjA
>>158423733>hee-wonwhat kind of bug ass name is that
need big natural recs to beat to
beat to this bussy
stove is going to be ice cold until the CBA
>>158423874I think teams will likely be hot to buy but players are going to hold out
>>158423874last night I watched The Descent (2005) but this would've been slightly better
We rippin darts with Passann, fuck nigga.
>>158424010Forgot pic.
>>158423874would explore those caverns
>>158423862post buggs
