Kitties Edition >>158417131
/playoffsbound/
My penguins ):
Why didn't you guys tell me Gary dropped the puck early
/KRAK/
sharks
>>158422642be gone, mormonm, that's my gimmick
>>158422660how do they see this
>>158422651I messaged you about it on the /hoc/ #irc
What in the fuck
>>158422634Let’s go bro!
Smackdown is on toknight, bros
>>158422699Does wrestling still suck?
>>158422676He's a cup oriented player. Looks like (if true) he doesn't believe Tampa can compete.
>>158422707Maybe, but I believe they dont wanna pay what he wants and he have been pretty cheap so far.
>>158422707Tampa is still one of the stronger teams in the east
>Honey, I have a friend with benefits....>*baffled white husband* A friend with benefits??>Shaq walks in>"She means her credit card, of course ;)"
>>158422676When a Russian does it it's okay
>>158422727>completely and utterly buck broken by the poo jackets>"one of the stronger teams in the east"lol lmao even
>>158422727True although they got a bit old now. I think its about contract. Will be interesting how he fares in another team and who will aquire him even.
>>158422718Could be about money. I mean, he's 33. He's old, but not that old. He also had his fair share of injuries.
wooo i love our reffies so much go debbies!!
If I was a hockey player I'd be able to score from all the away across the ice court
>>158422705always has
>>158422676Players are so entitled now. They all want to win without putting in the work to build a winning team
Stop shooting directly at the goalie's body
>>158422747these divas feel entitled to not honor contractual obligations after players like larkin, hughes, tkachuks, and hellebuyck have made it clear this isnt a respectable white mans sport anymore.
kucherov to my team
>>158422676based
>>158422774>>158422740They lowballed him, so he prob said "fuck it, I want to trade"
WHAT A SCORE BY JACK
Satan wins again :(
>>158422794>cold climate>high taxes>something-something nine-threeI don't think so.
>>158422789They need to start banning players from the league who try and break their contracts
>>158422809yet they still return to russia in the off season
All Russians must at some point play for the dead wongs
I don't care much for this newfag Devils fan
Red Wings not same anymore doubt they wanna play there. Kucherov trade will be very interesting which team needs a good winger now the most?
>>158422815Summer is great time in Russia.
Knightstinkies itt are getting gassy and angsty
Get this stupid nigger out of the NHL, this piece of shit fights every fucking game.
>>158422831but its still russia
>trying to beat the Devils during spooky season>implying
so is kucherov going to >kongs or >rags
>>158422824The mild could use him.
>>158422824are there even many decent prospects left to trade after the brady quinn helle mctavish trades? most rental players are middle 6 types not the reigning hart trophy winner.
bauer undefeated
Faggot sport
>>158422884Cope
>>158422863It would be spooky if Eichel breaks Jack Hughes arm again lol
>le too intelligent to take a shot and waste the oppportunity with a miss>*leak the puck away immediately*Many such cases
>>158422864he's going to the cantpucks to help develop sino-soviet relations
>>158422872yeah why not if he gets traded there, no one in /hoc/ would call them mild again.
>>158422895Remember when nobody thought the Devils are scary lmao
>>158422874hence why we have seen trades involving like 5 players. So we have Larkin, Edvinsson and now Kuch who wants a trade.
>>158422893Faggot fan of a faggot sport. You cope.
3 way trade with kucherov and werenski but someone else figure out the 3rd team for me
>>158422906Devils are spooky? I thought they were just slutty
>>158422840Imama is becoming a problem.
Can't talk now Devils are about to score again
my team should trade for bauer and rempe
Someone predicted that kuch would prob be traded 4 days ago, Tampa shit basicallyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6B9PQzj65Y4
>>158422912>cries hardergo here, queer >>>/lgbt/>>158422929its not even good bruising, he cant even fight haha
>>158422831It’s full of mosquitoes
>Effortlessly destroying a much better team than the Cheatvalanche when not playing at elevationWow really makes me think
i love /hoc/ cuz its the only place you can go when you're a white boy whose got a lil motion
>>158422963this ice has been surged on which causes unescapable mental damage to the vee gee kay while they play on it
>>158422938JBB wasn’t going to give him $20 million
>>158422964Im trying to decided if I cook or order pizza.
>>158422945Fuck you faggot
>>158422973Well we dont know how much he wanted but he have been underpaid and won 2 cups for them, now he seems pissed and just want a trade.
>>158422977order a pizza and treat yourself after a long work week
>>158422982The rumor was $20 million
Flames will be scary soon
>>158422945bodied that tranny
>>158423006Thanks Milstein
>>158423009Who are you quoting?
-_-
THANK YOU RUSSIA
>>158423016The saddledomes janitors
Why the fuck are people spamming on x that Kuch will end up with Islanders, no fucking way
>>158423009>flamersright
>>158422676>it’s realThat’s surprising considering the lightning are still good unlike Detroit and Winnipeg
Stone is pissed
>>158422982If he wasn't underpaid Tampa wouldn't have been so stacked and could've won less cups*.
debbies may be legit wtf
>>158423032why are you on twitter u freaking wein watcher
>Nevada celebrates “state day”Retards
>>158423052Sounds like a you problem
whateverwe haven't won shit in 5 years. he shrinks in the playoffs every year, and giving a 32 year old a long term 20m contract would be retarded. Get some value and rebuild.
Knights extended rasmus andersson
What the heck was that???!!!! hahahhaha what are you doing jets
>Larkin cucked againkwab
>>158423050Elon pays me to be there. He buys mine PoE2 character also every league, so he can show off
>>158423052no actually it rules. nevada became a state on october 31, 1864. when i was a kid we always got halloween off because of it and it was based and my cousins from other states would always be jelly. now it's "observed" the friday before halloween or some gay shit idk
>Hellebuyck is .850 againlmao devils
>>158423046Yeah but now he wants a last long contract and some nice money he can retire with. Its funny that broke Tampas record now and will leave, I think it was similar thing with Stamkos.
>>158423052The same cucks that let casinos run their municipalities
If I was a player I would want to play in Utah it’s similar to Canada I think
Did someone forget to tell Kucherov that Tampa is in Florida?
>>158422707>cup oriented playerHe has 2 goals in his last 23 playoff games. He's money oriented and Tampa doesn't want to pay up
Stay strong Devils!!!! One more period!
>>158423100I always thought san jose was in florida
he's a demon dman
more like Rachel HerHOG eeeehhhhh
I wouldn't want to play with a washed loser like Hedman either.
>>158423062He’s going to be 34
Kucherov to Edmonton so the last 10 Art Ross trophies are on the same team for the first time in history
>>158423110Its all the same south of St Louis
>>158423094I think Kuch might end up there his former Russian Teammate is there and I bet Milstein have like all Russians and pulling strings
>>158423094It's great but you'll need new underwear
>>158423137Kucherov on McDavids wing would be the most disgusting shit this league has seen since the 90s.
>Gary, go ahead and activate the magnets in the pucks and ice
>>158423152>inb4 still wouldn't win a single cup
the powers that be are maximizing circus engagement to distract us
>>158423140>san jose>south of st. louis
>>158423152I think Podkolzin-Draisaitl-Kucherov would be my play. Call it the Barbarossa Line. Balance it out so there's 6 ARs on line 1 and 4 on line 2. All 10 would get together on the PP (sorry RNH).
>>158422676he's disgusted at how little he pays in taxes
>>158423170It is though
>>158423166He would need to bring Vasilevskiy with him
I wonder if Vasilevskiy asks for a trade too now
>bails from the left to join the rightRat in human form he should be tortured along with his whole vermin family.
We are entering our NBA trade era.
Yeah.... I'm thinkin the Devils are the last team I want to play in this league
>>158423204but enough about you
>>158423156>Bibi, they are not pagers, for the last time.
>>158423204where's this seething hatred over kuch leaving did an american molest your or something, faggot
>>158423170San Jose is basically mexico geographically and otherwise
>>158423225thought it was tech bros and asians
If you’re city doesn’t have snow in the winter you don’t deserve a team
>>158423230And TJ isn't ?
Truth be told they're under no obligation to pay him anything. It's a free market after all.Thank you Gary.
>>158423238no
>>158423230Tech bros have been replaced by AI and asians dont come to NA anymore because of the jeet invasion.
Smackdown is on right know my kniggas, we got the Codester on as we speak
the devils are satanic
kuch to wild to be with krill. 1 for 1 for the jew that wont sign.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAI'm blaming this one on my habbies
>>158423248ya just gotta
>>158423249You don't know that
>>158423062Exactly, be has maybe 2 years of prime stats and then will regress hardWe could get a couple of firsts
>>158423253quinn won't sign in tampa either
knights should try to get some shots on goal if they want to climb back in this game
Heh similar to Larkins probably or maybe Kuch dont mind going to Canada
>>158423248Why did he make Guile gay?
>>158423268We're totally smothering them with nonstop offense, there's nothing they can do but defend
>>158423259only a satanic team like them would tempt people with such lustful booty
winnipeg is the murder captial of Canada
vegas fucking sucks lol
>>158423285Jack looks a lot trimmer when out of pads
hands off proohmos they will always be /hoc/s clubbies
My Habs need a big winger but not that faggot PASS
>>158423269Think he just wants a big bag before he retires. Doubt he cares where he is going
The amount of gutless cowards in this league is very alarming
>>158423294you wouldn't think it with how they're playing tonight
>>158423318Such as?
I’m told Kucherov plans to keep playing for the Lightning while this situation plays out.Yeah, I would do same as Kuch.
some dirty fighting tactics at center ice in the saddledome
>>158423062Fuck himHe's going to play for some high tax shithole and really understand what misery looks like
Russians and Americans are very similar in temperament of course he would take part in the NBAfication of the NHL, why wouldn't he?
>>158423326The Canucks.
>>158423267Im pretty sure quinn just wants to play with his brothers
>>158423336everyone wants to play with mogran frost
My flames are playing tonight
F L A M E S score
>>158423336Swede bro, u need to get off the Elon drip and watch the freaking games bud.
So it turns out Gritsyuk and Luke are going to be eliteWhat do
hwe jwust wantsta pway wif hwis bwothers
>>158423352>Implying it wasn't rigged
>>158423336so this is how gary finally gets mcgaykid a cup
>>158423355prepare to pay all 3 hughes brothers 70% of the salary cap
>>158423352ya, twitter bots cant vote, but the government can mail drop more votes than eligible voters and the only answer on their ballots are for separation despite 9 other immigration and policy votes that are simple yes no that were completely ignored. just democracy in action.
>>158423352>Seperation doesnt happen>All of B.C. is now under the Conservatives, its been a 100 years since it was.This country is freaking wild man
Ok so a Devil knocked the goal off its moorings and the refs didn’t blow the whistle until they touched the puck again.. in that case Vegas should’ve pulled their goaltender and brought on the extra attacker like in a delayed penalty
wolf hater bros...
Hearing things
seattle away jersey is very easy on the eyes and it calms my soul
>>158423384>jersey is very easy on the eyes and it calms my soulVery based!
>>158423371over 50% of internet traffic is bots you cant trust shit on the internet
>>158423380I was thinking the same but there is probably a rule about it
>>158423365>>158423369>>158423369You lose 78/22. Just admit it was a waste of a hundred million dollars for something no one wanted
>>158423391Oh yea bud, just keep ur stick on the ice
>>158423398There's no point trying to reason with losers who have clinical depression
>more people in toronto voted for Olivia chow to be their mayor than people in alberta voted to have a referndum
Gary has lost control of the league. Players running around wild. Need a new commish to lay down some law and order.
>>158423354dude are you new? he's been seething here for at least 8 years
Hellebuyck called game on Knighstinkies
>>158423410Things are in motion.
wolf is heating up
>>158423398>>158423402Enjoy your MAID
thingken about playing wow forever bros
>>158423418>Enjoy the thing every first world country on the planet has, including mine!
Okay it’s official wolf is back
>>158423402elon and zuck have the most to gain so why wouldnt they influence your opinions they already control the platforms and politicans
NHL is literally just the NBA now. I guess this is bound to happen when the sport is only accessible for the upper middle class and above
>>158423418Enjoy your draft
>>158423418>median age of a maid recipient 78 years old>life expectancy of a us male76 years old
>>158423418enjoying shitting yourself to death when you have rectal cancer
>>158423425>First world>Prescribed Suicide lollmao
>nooooo you can’t do the griddy!!!! Wtf is this disrespectful garbage!!!!>yaaasss another trade request based!!!! The league is changing!!!
>>158423336…b-beda…..forget it…
>>158423442Yes
I just hope Canada keeps that dank nuggage legal lol
>>158423434Stop crying. Trades are not a new concept
>>158423424why? >>158423430do they?>jets scoredfinally
>>158423438Now that is fuckin BRUTAL KEK
>>158423451gary would never allow his source of kosher kush to criminalize it
>>158423452Shut the fuck up mutt
>>158423424i'm gonna play it. worst case scenario i'm out 15 bucks, why not
>>158423407>Olivia chowjust looked her up and the image that came up is here in a purple pantsuit looking very very smuk
Robert munch Canadas national author is getting maid done to him.>>158423458>>158423438
wolf is locked in
>>158423424>>158423463What subhumans waste their irrelevant lives doing is not of interest to this thread
Ever heard of the Trade?
Now it's Luke's turn to get an injured hand in Vegas lol
>>158423473nyla has aids
>>158423449I am genuinely curious as to what these guys actually think maid is ? It's basically people on their death beds requesting to go painlessly. The equivalent would be having the plug pulled on your life support when it gets to bad
>>158423475A Russian shows up only when some faggot is fleeing his team? get back in the trenches shitbag
>>158423475>larkin thinks hes patty wah
How is Gristyuk so good? And what can even be done?
nevermind wolf is back to form
>>158423484>t. internet trenches fighterA commendable service. I think you deserve a medal.
woah what happened here, you ladies are thriflin
>>158423493It’s the defenceman fault
>>158423466>he looka like a man>>158423481>thinking>americans???
How much of a mutt retard do you have to be to compare what’s happening now with trades in the past? You have to be the fattest most retarded mutt faggot on the planet. or youre being disingenuous. Either way you should stop watching hockey and go back to your other mutt sports. There’s more blacks there, you’ll like it
>>158423494Do you guys even get wounded medals anymore or is it still bags of chips and Ladas
i thought shane shite wanted off the kraken
>>158423481its quite baffling that there are people who cant quite grasp how fucking intense cancer really is. cancer and cardiovascular disease are the leading cause of death in pretty much every country in the world by 5-6x everything else.
>>158423484>>158423502Maybe you should show those Russians and die for Israel, get the fuck out of my country.
Devils win!!!!!
>>158423516No thanks, mutts are doing that for me already based mutts thank you for your service
knights lost on nevada day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! kwab!!!!>>158423473newfag tranny begone
i dont' want kucherov, i want bredan bagel
>>158423527he's a feisty little fucker with lots of skill, he's what connor garland aspires to be
the (you)kraine status?
I remember Kucharov didn’t do shit in the playoffs last year. The Habs shut him down with their physicality
>>158423521Canadas military is too busy blowing itself up in Alberta.
>blows whistle>raise arms>"STOP THE PLAY, STOP THE PLAY">"last warning, you anons are to zesty, play nice, or else">"this is my last warming"
>>158423537Gonna need this meme interpreted
>>158423546i love her outfit
>>158423543How busy were you that you couldn't exfiltrate that burrito from behind enemy lines?
flames bros... we got to cocky...
>>158422629Thoughts?
>>158423540it wasn't that. Dobes was just making fun of him the whole time
you can consider yourself a super flames fan if you've visited the tower
My Debbies :')
Hellebuyck is 2-0 on my Devils and the teams we destroyed were the Stars and the Knights
>>158423554nice try queerpiss off Florida
>>158423552hMMMMMM...
>>158423562sure skapcockbroský, lets kill two atlantic rivals with one stone
>>158423567whats up there anyway? angus beef?
>>158423578that's where they keep the Calgary Flame
>>158423567whats with queers and towers?
*bangs on computer monitor*
>>158423602bro! just phonepost, we all do it anyway
>>158423609That's a sign of being a third worlder or maladjusted.
>>158423562Kuch wants to play with superstars on his level
What if they destroyed the ice rink like this at a game??
>>158423623>YOU SUCK>YOU SUCK
>>158423623how is he setting off those fireworks??????
>>158423623I want to have players cut promos during the intermission instead of giving gay interviews
i have informed my agent to inform gary that i will not be re-signing my sportsnet subscription for the 2027-2028 season
Why are Debbies and Krakheads such kindred souls?
>>158423642>>158423642badd ass black magic
who these brothers?
Why did Brady demand a trade to a worse team
>one first class ticket to a contending team of superstars please
>>158423659Straight to the New Jersey Devils you go sir
>>158423659what about a contending team with no superstars?
>>158423678doesnt exist
>>158423643nate dog would be giving ultimate warrior tier nonsense without PR training. drais can start talking about final solution to the scoring problem and setting up camps for teams to train in. quinn hughes just stare straight into space and say nothing while jack goes on about cup being promised to him 2000 years ago. ovi comes in with steel chair saying ukraine is russian clay.
>>158423657a twade so I could pway wif my bwuvver
For me its the Shockmaster
>>158423659kuch has 10 team no trade. tampa can just trade him to any of the other 20 teams and he cant even say no, though he probably wont resign with a bad team. something happened to piss him off to ask for immediate trade without a care for any of that.
>>158423688Check'd. Kino. Make it happen.
>>158423659>one coach class ticket from a contending team of superstars to a canadian tire fire pleease
>>158423699>something happened to piss him off to ask for immediate trade without a care for any of that.could be that they don't have the cap space next season to sign him for what he wants
>>158423708canadian tire is baeed, i wish they would sell sex toys
Gib Larkin too
Speaking of shocked apparently the Blackhawks are on Kucharov’s 10 team trade list. Trust me
if I was gonna get traded, Id wanna get traded to whatever city has the most female girls with boobas and lots of cold beers haha
>>158423708Who did they lose to in the first round again?
hmmph
>>158423717debbies only have 100k in cap space and nobody the wings would want who don't have a no move clause tho
>>158423714hes at like 10 mill cap hit right now. cap going up like 3 or 4 mill probably. they have like 3 mill space. if he wanted 18 mill, they have more than enough and can free up last bit. i doubt 1 or 2 mill would turn relationship sour months before trade deadline and not even want to stay in winning team to finish out contract. they are still cup contending as is. hed rather go to utah or some shit.
>>158423699It's a 10 team trade list, not a 10 team no trade list
>*knock knock*>Uhh t-trick or treat?Wat do /hoc/ chuddies?
>>158423737
>>158423761360 degree spin when I open the door and walk away
Realistically, is there any team that can absorb a potential 20 million cap hit kucherov while also giving up bunch of assets to get him this year and still be a contender? That's assuming max contract was what he wanted and not some other thing that made him leave? Like san jose has a lot of assets and cap space, but I cant see them being a contender even with kucherov. Maybe wildcard race. Everyone else seems like theyd be unable to make space. Tampa would have to take some anchor of a contract in return to make work.
Who are your 3 favorite teams to watch in the NHL outside of your own team. Mine are:Montreal, Edmonton, CarolinaThe kino three I call them
>>158423761call up the local vampire hunter to rid my doorstep of this evil creature
>>158423777Ducks, Sharks, Oilers
>>158423773He declined 15x4 so
>>158423761i get irrationaly angry when strangers know to my doori sent packing a qt blond unicef girl, she was almost cryingi have a no peddler sign on my door so if you knock, you get bonked
>>158423777I only watch my Devils and sometimes the Wild for QuinnCursed trips btw
>>158423777shargs oils habs
>>158423777ottawa, oiled persons, canes
>>158423783Good answers those are all fun teams to watch and if I expanded my list they’d be on it
>>158423761>walks out in my briefsI have no chocolate, only protein bars
>>158423777Ottawa.
>>158423777Unfortunately my favorite team is also the most entertaining from a neutral POV so I'm reduced to hate-watching the >laffs, >flumes, and >assvs
>>158423688>drais can start talking about final solutionchecked HH
refpuck!
ROBBED
Need to see the list of teams for trade. Also which teams would fit him best.
gonna go teepee some peoples houses later, bros
>>158423780You would really do that to her?
Flames getting jobbed by these refs
WHAT?
>>158423838I didn't say anything
>>158423821>5% defenceEdmonton
>>158423777Sharks/Avalanche/Penguins
flames got fucked
Thank you refs, check is in the mail
>No. The Flames can't win tonight.>-Love, Gary
ez ref w
Do you think this league runs on anything but money? Gary needs to prove these markets are true winners. I think I'm gonna buy some jerseys.
>>158423777o6 and canadian teams. the rest are irrelevant.
kucherov wants to play with gridin and suniev
scar flimflams
>>158423883>canadians in hockey>relevant
i smell new fish in this genny
>>158423888obsessed
>>158423888You picked the wrong sport there bud
>>158423777flames islanders knights
can't believe gary actually thinks we go out on friday nights
>>158423914he's just trying to get us to go out and reproduce more potential gambling addicts
>>158423777I cheer for Carolina Florida Tampa Washington and Atlanta
>>158423914Gary don't give a fuck, Saturday night is king and back to backs are gay
>>158423926based southeast division enjoyer
Suniev looking like a legit goal scorer. Put him on a line with a real 1C and he could put up 30+ in his prime
>>158423896>>158423898Don't make me tap the Stanley Cup sign
>scoreboard checkThat's about right
>tomorrow night is either go downtown and party with my zoomer nieces and their bfs or stay home and watch spooky movies with burgers and fries.-_-
gridin is elite...
Flames might never lose again
a bit weird, a swede cuck and a ruski start posting in /hoc/ and sudenly burgers start chimping out
PERFECT redirection by evans there
>>158423937well its friday night its not like youre going to get laid or anything
>>158423937Yeah go ahead and tap the roster sign showing the nationality breakdown of each winning team too
Flames are filled with talent young Russian players now
look what he did did did he off the grid grid grid
xheattle is terrible
Flames Bros.............
>>158423948see >>158423765pretty much explains everything
>>158423960not when we get kuch
>>158423954i am not going back to my ex, no way bud
>call gary PP babbies
umm werent some anons just saying the kraken were good last night or something?
what
>>158423968our powerplay looks dangerous now. Guys like Parekh, Gridin making a big difference
>>158423964hum...
>>158423971but elliot wouldn't lie to us like that
>>158423956Shame those winning players never seem to represent your country kek>>158423954That's what the empty toilet paper roll is for
>>158423971this is gonna get ugly real fast kek
>>158423969>b-b-but muh mammiesOur team is shit and run by retards
>>158423978>never seem to represent your country keknot how it works retard-kun
>>158423978Jarvis did
>>158423969They were against some small fry goalie. Wolf is the real deal.
FLAMESLAMES
>>158423971They could trade him for four first round picks from most of the teams on his trade list right now whereas in nine months they'll lose him for nothing. They're definitely going to trade him.
>>158423978Crosby is literally the face of the franchise, bud
it's a FIRESALE in flamesville
>>158423989>players don't play for their teams cityThis is a new level of cope I'm not familiar with
>>158424003
>>158423999Do you live in 2010?
Flyers lost the farabee trade
>>158423971Here is what they offered apparently, so wtf is going on.
>>158424016take me back!
>>158424004city =/= country and they overwhelmingly mostly don't choose where they play out of patriotic notionsthis is just your way of coping that you don't have any mcdavids, crosbys, celebrinis, etc. that share your nationality
>>158424020Bro wants 6-7 years and knows some desperate moron (LAK, NYR) will probably give it to him next July. Might even take slightly less AAV than that.
>>158424016
Flames are playoff bound. Just wait till huberdeau comes back.
>6-7
>>158424028Take me back instead so I don't have to watch the Seattle Kraken attempt to play hockey
>>158424044based
>>158423971kek! good, fuck sunbelters
mraumrau mrrauuu
>>158424031That list can't hope to compete with the FAS brothers.
#Hats4Cats
Another Cat in the Hat trick.
>>158424055what sound do cat make in finnish?
Just not our Krak’s night
If someone complains about dump and chase I automatically assume they are a numale cant skate moron.
>>158424058you might be right but we'll see in the end
MSL and Kuch played 39 games together that's a bond and brotherhood forged in combat and arms. Kent, you may proceed.
>>158424064I'm all dump no chase
Logging back off, gg flames, if the don't make it 6-1 I'll be disappoint
just ate 2 boxes of macaroni and cheese and i feel like absolute shit with all that cheese and milk sloshing around in my gut. at least the flames are winning it will make the ensuing marner a little less painful
>>158424061mräumräu mrräuuu
>>158424064You gotta create Time and Space
>>158424063Scheduled loss
conroy is the best gm in the league...
>>158424088LET HIM COOK
>>158424092he's cooking with fire that's for sure
>>158424058Jew PR doesn't work anymore. you could stick those faces on 10 more NHL game covers and they're still two middling daddy's boys
>>158424072wouldn't surprise me if benis pops off and evens things up
>>158423922THANK YOU GARY
>>158424100cope they single handedly keep the mouthgaurd industry alive and well
>>158424101My benis ids nod detachable :-dd
Wolf has allowed two goals now
>>158424031McDavid will go down in history as a cupless bust
Wolf sucks
>>1584241153 more to go i betfuck my flames chud life
Once we get to our inevitable 10 game losing streak on Tuesday, the next game we face the Canucks at home. I'm not even sure if we can break it then.
>>158424120>>158424121Hes just a pup
So who fucked kucherov's wifeOr does he really think he can get 20 million a year at 34? Who even has the cap space??
>>158424116He has a 4 nations championship so that’s a nice consolation
>>158424116and still a first ballot hall of famer
flames just made a damn point
there should be a mini game where it's just corner battles non-stopyou score points by both digging the puck out and also by keeping it pinned in
>>158424100NHL PR doesn't work in general, that's why nobody watches this accursed sport>>158424101Benis can't finish which is ironic considering his name
>>158424142You need to speak for your own nation. up here we don't have a pathological obsession with blacks throwing balls.
>>158424142nobody watched hockey because the players acted respectable and white white, now that it has been wiggerfied it is becoming more popular. coincidence?
>>158424153to be fair that is because what few blacks we have usually kick them instead of throw them
>>158424168I feel like hockey was super popular in the 80s and 90s
>>158424189Hockey gained popularity once the mighty ducks and miracle dropped.
this man is bald
>>158424186This isn't even right lmao
edmonton == city of losersflorida == state of hockey
I'm not really into ball and gun games
>>158424153I can only speak for the most relevant nation on our continent, sorry anon>>158424168Get more Indians playing and Canadian rating increases might keep pace with our wiggers
>>158424189I wish it was popular again
>>158424198maybe i've just been watching a lot of whitecaps games
>>158424194No it was more popular before the lockout
>>158424194Devils Dynasty will make NHL more popular than the MLB. Next season with Quinn will have record ratingsYou'll see.
>>158424126Would you say the main problem is Chevy, Arniel or the locker room that made Paul Maurice lose his love of hockey?
>>158424211Please god.....
>>158424211so it will bring in a wave of jeets?
>>158424205>I can only speak for the most relevant nation on our continent, sorry anonwoah woah woah... I get the last 10 years, arguably 20, even 30 years have been a series of national humiliations but don't sell yourself so short. you're still hegemon for a least the next half decade.
my krakkies are winning :)
>>158424211That bitch made team will unironically get reamed by the retard duo every playoffs. Hellybuck is a colossal choker. They need someone who is a playoff winner to be a contender.
>>158424211>nhl more popular than the mlbthis is exactly what gary types into the pornhub searchbar at the end of every day
>5 hat tricks in 14 gamesmeow :3
I would immediately suspend him and so would you if you were smart
>wolf with the most dangerous lead
>>158424254meow meow
>>158424254i would trick her hat if you know what i mean
>>158424168Go watch ringette if you can't handle physicality, fag.Alternatively, you're free to kill yourself.
>>158424228What is it that keeps you guys from projecting any sort of power on the world stage? Are your internal conflicts with Fr*nch-Canadians too resource consuming?
>>158424211>>158422697
>>158424279>2026>physicality in the nhlmonitor on bozo
>hEs JuSt a PUp
>>158424279>physicalityHockey used to be about loyalty and respect We used to make fun of HossaNow every player is Hossa
kawaii!!!
>>158424279great post
>>158424280Probably that we don't have a 360+ million population. But hey, 360+ million "people" eventually there has to be ONE single generational American player soon right? What else are these development programs for?
>>158424305when? my dad watched this league when guys were allowed to use their sticks as clubs
>>158424279there was a time when people thought bourques reputation deserved to be tarnished because he cup chased for 1 season at the end of a hall of fame career, now you have divas demanding trades to cup contenders at 25 year old and faggots like you are sucking them off while they does it.
>>158424314>probably that we don't have a 360+ million populationIs that why your government has felt the need to turn Vancouver into Mumbai II? Or did you guys just want a generational cricket player as well?
>>158424331Your entire country is literally fucking Brazil tier demographics
>>158424254>first team in 104 years to score 5 hat tricks in the first 14 games of a seasonNeat
>>158424331theres more people at a texas longhorns game than in vancouver.
>>158424336And you guys, what, took that as a personal challenge?
*whiny paki voice*your entire country is literally fucking Brazil tier demographics saar
Enough about politics /hoc/ is for frens :D
I got dat good kush and alcoholI got some Flamiacs that I can call
>>158424320You know Gretzky got paid like 800k CAD to play in Edmonton?People used to play their entire careers for one team if they were good. That's how you built teams and fanbases. We'll see where these expansion teams are in 8 years when they have a completely different team.
>>158424353How could we ever possibly beat you? I take it as a fact that every 2nd post I make to an American flag on this website is a to someone whose skin resembles my morning coffee poops.
>>158424371Gretzky is a good example of a player who played his whole career with one team
hey brosi love hockey and also hockey fans!!!!!!!!
>>158424364people that talk about politics make it their entire identity and have nothing else to yap about theres no point in trying with those freaks
Edmonton will still be losers in 8 years
>>158424364/hoc/ ain't /ballet/, pal
>>158424353Imagine being this brainwashed. You're basically Asmongold. Leave your fucking room. Go to Canada, unless you specifically go seeking them out you won't see many Indian people. Fucking retards, I swear.
>nobody watches this gay sport!>because you're all darkies down there>NOOOOO STOP POLITICS!!!most wounded nationality to have ever existed, maybe ever.
any more good games later???
>>158424396>>158424397post hand with timestamp, samir
>>158424374Poop would be on your mind, living with so many Indians. At least we get fat ass latinas.
>>158424413burrito?
>>158424398Calgary Hitmen vs Red Deer Rebels 3rd period
>>158424385Hello Heikki I love hockey and finland as well :D
>>158424415>im okay that my country is being invaded by brownslol
>at leastit's over
>>158424396I was in Vancouver for a work conference this January. But you're welcome to tell me what I didn't see.
>>158424418i don't like the guy from boise either>>158424427>tf>tp
>>158424422does this have Grey Cup implications
>>158424431oh you turned your russia vpn back off
>>158424431Is there a town in Idaho known for rape?
>>158424427>hes never experienced fat Latina assngmi
>>158424429oh you speak mandarin?
immeasurable amount of cope
>>158424437lol you wish
>>158424413NTA but today a Canadian guy that went to Ukraine to save dogs and cats and other animals got blown up by a droneYou don't understand Canadians>>158424429You'd see 5x as many Asians in Vancouver and more white people. Next year, during summer, I'll take a photo by the Olympic torch. You'll see.If you want to come at me with "EVEN ONE IS TOO MANY" lol. lmao. Everyone in this thread can see you act worse than 99% of people they've ever met, including indians. Get a life.
>have you considered I like being brown
>>158424453I speak American, just like you do.
>>158424458>no skin color shownfeather indian or?
thinking about a cheeky latenite snack
*whiny paki voice*If you want to come at me with "EVEN ONE IS TOO MANY" lol. lmao. Everyone in this thread can see you act worse than 99% of people they've ever met, including indians. Get a life.
>>158424467then it must be a pretty shitty job if you got sent out to fucking distribution center out in surrey lmao
>>158424478burrito?
>>158424470yeayou want me to buy tax free cigs for you?
>>158424462>he doesn't know India is in AsiaDon't lose your cool now bud
>>158424491Blud no one here calls Indian people Asian
>>158424490no i want you to get in contact with sam and tell him to post on /hoc/ again
>>158424497Goofy ahhhh blud moment
>>158424497>bludColonized by American vernacular. Truly you do speak American.
I cant go to Canada cuz I got a DUI in Utah onceGo Mammoth btw
>>158424491Bro Israel is "in" Asia shut the fuck up you fool
>>158424511oof
>>158424517That is indeed correct anon
Recycle>>158411303>>158411303>>158411303
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>>158424527>implying jamaica isn't a part of Americas hegemonic sphereIt must hurt you
